Ela não é sem-abrigo, ela é a Deusa Curer
▶ She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
Ela não é sem-abrigo, ela é a Deusa Curer. episódios completos em português. #FilmeCompleto #DramaPortuguês #SérieCompleta
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▶ She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
Ela não é sem-abrigo, ela é a Deusa Curer. episódios completos em português. #FilmeCompleto #DramaPortuguês #SérieCompleta
#FilmeCompleto #DramaPortugues #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
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00:00:02A CIDADE NO BRASIL
00:00:03Healer, meu pedido!
00:00:06PLEASE, SAVE MY CHILD!
00:00:22Rod of Aceplias
00:00:30A CIDADE NO BRASIL
00:00:40Rejuvenate
00:00:48PRAISE! SHE IS THE HEALER GONDESS!
00:00:51No, please! Don't call me that!
00:00:54I'm just glad I could help
00:01:00Here you go, miss!
00:01:01Thank you!
00:01:04Why be weighed down by a throne
00:01:05when I can live amongst the common people
00:01:07and help those the most in need?
00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
00:01:21because only a sackless coward
00:01:23would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:27Aw, it's okay, little guy
00:01:30I'll fix you right up
00:01:35Right
00:01:36Rewrites the wronged
00:01:39We're doing it
00:01:44See?
00:01:45Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:01:49Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:01:58Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:05Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:11If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:13The Elizander Armstrong
00:02:15His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:19He's so hot!
00:02:21Does he come with the money?
00:02:22Yes
00:02:22He'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:24Money
00:02:25Fame
00:02:25Power
00:02:27It's all yours
00:02:32Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:34Yes
00:02:34Give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:37Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:40Grandma!
00:02:41I'm dying!
00:02:43Save me, Trixie!
00:02:44Grandma?
00:02:46Grandma
00:02:46When are you getting married?
00:02:48I'm already a hundred years old
00:02:50I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:02:52And Butch is still on deployment
00:02:54So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:02:58Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:05We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:06I don't have time for jokes
00:03:09No!
00:03:17Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:18Don't let it starve like you
00:03:20Oh, kind stranger
00:03:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:23Grant me a wish?
00:03:25That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:26The downfall of humanity
00:03:28It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:30What?
00:03:30Oh, Jesus
00:03:33Giving me a migraine
00:03:34Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:03:36Because we've been doing that
00:03:37I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:03:40Okay
00:03:40Uh
00:03:41I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:03:44Can you do that?
00:03:45I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:03:49Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:03:50Don't go too far, Cleo
00:03:55Hold still
00:04:02What?
00:04:02My migraine's gone
00:04:03Okay
00:04:04Then let's go
00:04:05If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:07Come on
00:04:08Come on
00:04:21How is he?
00:04:22What is the diagnosis?
00:04:24Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:26I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:28Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:30You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:31Don't worry, General
00:04:32I'm the angel herbalist
00:04:34And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:04:56I have no clue what this is
00:05:00Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:04That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:06Me, the witch doctor
00:05:09I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:20He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:21Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is
00:05:28Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors, they've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:05:33If we can't save him, there's only one person who can
00:05:38Who?
00:05:41The goddess of healing
00:05:45Wait a second, you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:05:48That's correct
00:05:49Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:05:54That's her motto
00:05:55It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:05:57We are nothing compared to her
00:06:00She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:03No one has ever seen her before
00:06:04If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:09I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:11I will find her
00:06:12James, come
00:06:13Put out a bounty
00:06:14To the entire world
00:06:16Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:18Will get the five million dollars
00:06:20There's no need
00:06:34I'll save your son
00:06:36Who the hell is she?
00:06:37Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:06:39She's gonna save your brother?
00:06:41Don't be ridiculous
00:06:42How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:06:46Exactly
00:06:46God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:06:52Ew!
00:06:53She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:06:55I bet it has fleas
00:06:57That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:01Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:07Don't touch him
00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:12But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:15So step aside
00:07:16I'll take it from here
00:07:18Could you hold this?
00:07:20Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:07:21You're not gonna touch my son
00:07:22I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:07:25And a former general
00:07:26I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:07:28I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:07:32Wasn't paying enough cash
00:07:33Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some
00:07:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:07:41When he's unconscious?
00:07:44Ew!
00:07:45Disgusting
00:07:45Go back to being a prostitute
00:07:47Security!
00:07:48Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:07:51Let's go
00:07:51If you throw me out
00:07:53You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:07:58Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and no avail
00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:05You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:08Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:08:10But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:08:16Is that any way to ask for help?
00:08:19You'd be blessed to have me
00:08:20And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:08:23But since I'm not welcome here
00:08:26I'll leave
00:08:28Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:08:31Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:08:33I can't lose him
00:08:36Well, if he's a hero to you
00:08:39Then that means he must be a good person
00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:08:45Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:08:49Who says I want to marry him?
00:08:51As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:00I mean, look at her
00:09:01Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters
00:09:10Continue wasting your time
00:09:11But I'm saving this patient
00:09:22Oh, okay!
00:09:25What's happening?
00:09:26What are we doing?
00:09:36Oh!
00:09:37What the hell are you doing?
00:09:39I knew she was a perv!
00:09:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:09:47Are you insane?
00:09:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:09:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:09:58Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:10:02Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:10:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:10:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo...
00:10:12What? What?
00:10:14Hmm...
00:10:15This?
00:10:21Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:10:23What?
00:10:25What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:10:35I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:10:41have studied for years?
00:10:42We are all certified
00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:10:47She's right about everything
00:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59Oh
00:11:00And of course none of you have heard of it
00:11:02Because I just discovered it
00:11:04This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:11:08The chances are a billion to one
00:11:09A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:11:12But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:11:16What a bunch of baloney
00:11:18I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:11:22Precisely! You are just a scamming prostitute
00:11:25You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:11:29Listen, I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:11:33Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead
00:11:36And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:11:40Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:11:43Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:11:45Oh my god
00:11:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:11:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:11:53Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me
00:12:00And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:12:04Then let's have a bet
00:12:05If you can't heal him
00:12:08We'll break your hands
00:12:11And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:12:26There's too many lives at stake
00:12:30Don't worry, I got this
00:12:34It's a deal
00:12:35I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:12:38No one is dying on my watch
00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:13:05I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:13:11I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:13:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:13:20Don't listen to her!
00:13:22She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:13:26Firstly, this is called greatness
00:13:29Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:13:36What? Did you just call me?
00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way
00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:13:47Now stop getting in my way
00:13:50Or I promise you, you will be bubbling up the mouth very soon
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:13:56Well put down the dog!
00:13:58With pleasure
00:14:13Left, leave the wrong breath
00:14:19You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:14:23She's been poisoned!
00:14:25It was her!
00:14:26Do you see any poison on me?
00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:14:39Of course
00:14:40I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:14:43If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:15:01Why is she skinning blood?
00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:15:05I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist
00:15:08This is what I call malpractice
00:15:12This isn't fatal, she'll live, but she deserves a little punishment
00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:15:18Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way
00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
00:15:23You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:15:27Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:15:31Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:15:36General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:15:40Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:15:44Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:15:47If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:15:53Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
00:16:25Let's go for this
00:16:52You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman, General Armstrong
00:16:56Exactly!
00:16:57What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:16:59She could blackmail you for millions
00:17:03That's what I would do if I was that poor
00:17:04And then the Armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the nation
00:17:08Held for ransom by a homeless woman
00:17:11Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that
00:17:13We have to have faith
00:17:15Where did you actually find this little, like...
00:17:19Uh...
00:17:20On the streets
00:17:21Are you shitting me?
00:17:23You found this bum on the streets, are you nuts?
00:17:26You don't know her, you don't know her background
00:17:28She could be a psychotic murder
00:17:29That is it, General, you have to go in and stop this now!
00:17:32You're right, that's it, I'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:17:35James, let's go
00:17:36Yes, sir
00:17:40Oh my...
00:17:41Oh my...
00:17:46I told you all to stay out
00:17:53This is a critical moment for you
00:17:54We can't be interrupted
00:17:55Otherwise, we both die
00:18:01I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:18:06I'm gonna save him myself
00:18:08No...
00:18:10Ow!
00:18:12You see that, General?
00:18:13This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:18:15This...
00:18:16Is...
00:18:17Witchcraft
00:18:18I know what this is!
00:18:20This is the Dark Witch
00:18:21I've heard of her
00:18:22She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men
00:18:26And then she eats them alive!
00:18:28I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son
00:18:31James!
00:18:32Get the SWAT team
00:18:33Yes sir
00:18:36You regain consciousness
00:18:47Help me...
00:18:48I just wanna...
00:18:53Something's wrong
00:18:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:18:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:19:03That's the only thing I'm saving you from
00:19:11That's the only thing I'm saving you from
00:19:12Sir?
00:19:13The SWAT team is here
00:19:14Captain Morales
00:19:17My son is trapped behind there
00:19:19With a devious, man-eating witch
00:19:22I need you to do whatever you can
00:19:23To tear down that door
00:19:24Rest assured, General Armstrong
00:19:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:19:33Bright...
00:19:34Rewrites the world
00:19:38Human!
00:19:42Who the fuck are you?
00:19:43And why the hell are we naked?
00:19:46Good, you're awake
00:19:48I'm saving you
00:19:49Saving me?
00:19:50By bathing with me
00:19:52Who are you?
00:19:53Your fucking spy?
00:19:55Talk!
00:19:55I swear to god
00:19:56I'll have you arrested for this
00:19:59You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:20:03I will never
00:20:04Oh really?
00:20:17Look who's guilty now
00:20:20Look, I don't know what the fuck this is
00:20:22Alright, but it is a biological fact
00:20:24A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:20:28And her breasts
00:20:30Science, okay?
00:20:30It just means that my body
00:20:31Oh, shut up
00:20:35You're distracted me with your friend
00:20:37And I'm a professional
00:20:38I hear Lysander's voice
00:20:40Captain, do something now
00:20:42Ready!
00:20:47We're almost there
00:20:49Aim!
00:20:51Get him, boys
00:20:52Get him!
00:20:54Fire!
00:20:57Fire!
00:21:00Fire!
00:21:01Fire!
00:21:03Fire!
00:21:04Fire!
00:21:06Fire!
00:21:09Fire!
00:21:10Fire!
00:21:11Those demon cells
00:21:12How is this possible?
00:21:14It's-it's not even a scratch
00:21:15I told you this is dark magic
00:21:17Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:21:20No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:21:23She's not the dark witch
00:21:24Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled
00:21:28This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:21:31How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:21:33That's right
00:21:34The queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world
00:21:38If we can't save him, no one can
00:21:40Except for the goddess healer
00:21:42Think about it, we heard Lysander's voice
00:21:44He's been in a coma for two years, Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:21:47You're right, this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:21:53Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:21:55No, no, absolutely not
00:21:58There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:22:01How could you know for sure?
00:22:02Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:22:05You're wrong, sir
00:22:06This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:22:11It's called borderline revival
00:22:12She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:22:15But only temporarily
00:22:17It's a trick, to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:22:21That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:22:24I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:22:26To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:22:29My son doesn't deserve this
00:22:31He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant
00:22:35Then it looks like it's up to me
00:22:37The witch doctor
00:22:38Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:22:42My son's life is in your hands
00:22:44You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:22:48I don't know who you are
00:22:50But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:22:56This is it
00:22:57The finishing touch
00:22:59I must now give you the kiss of life
00:23:01So we can both survive
00:23:19It's poison gas
00:23:22Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander
00:23:26Poison gas? My son is in there
00:23:29You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:23:30No, don't worry General
00:23:32Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:23:35Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy
00:23:37Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:23:40And then he can marry one of us
00:23:42They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:23:47I made a promise to you that I'd save you
00:23:50It's now or never
00:24:02What the hell are they doing in there?
00:24:04It's been over ten minutes
00:24:06Wait a second
00:24:07You don't think that they're...
00:24:09You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:24:12Don't point your fingers at me!
00:24:14If your brother's dead
00:24:15It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:24:17Oh my god
00:24:17Yeah? She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:24:20I mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:24:23Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:24:25If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:24:27This is taking way too long
00:24:30Captain Morales
00:24:30It's time to get out
00:24:32The big guns
00:24:33These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:24:36Bazooka
00:24:37She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:24:40Crap
00:24:40Oh my god
00:24:41Get back son
00:24:43Ready
00:24:45Aim!
00:24:45Oh shit
00:24:50Quit your whining and stand down
00:25:03The parasite's been extracted
00:25:04Shoot her dead now
00:25:05Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:25:08I said stand down
00:25:10Don't listen to her
00:25:11She's a fraud
00:25:12A termite to the field of medicine
00:25:14I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:25:18If I'm a termite then
00:25:20You're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:25:22Wait a second
00:25:23Are you saying you cured my son?
00:25:25He'll wake in just a moment
00:25:26You can see for yourself
00:25:28Well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:25:30That is it!
00:25:31No more stalling, General!
00:25:33If you won't punish her
00:25:34I will
00:25:38Don't hurt her
00:25:44He's a cure!
00:25:50His pulse is regular
00:25:51In fact, it's never been better
00:25:56There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:26:06Miss Trixie did it, Dad
00:26:08Lysander's warm again
00:26:09He's not cold and pale like before
00:26:10And his heart is strong
00:26:12Come, feel it
00:26:15I saved my son
00:26:16Thank you
00:26:17Next time
00:26:18Don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:26:20Your son would have otherwise died
00:26:22By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:26:24I've learned my lesson
00:26:26I will not let these two nutjobs
00:26:27Ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:26:30Wait, wait
00:26:31No, no
00:26:31There is only one person in the world
00:26:34Who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:26:36Than the Queen, Angel, and I
00:26:39The goddess healer
00:26:44Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:26:46But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:26:50And you don't look a day after 20
00:26:53It doesn't matter who I am
00:26:55What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:26:57Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:27:00Take care
00:27:01No, wait
00:27:03Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:27:05He's right
00:27:07We are men of our words
00:27:08And as I promised you
00:27:09My heir, Lysander
00:27:10Would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:27:12And you did just that
00:27:13Of course
00:27:14You're welcome to marry me instead
00:27:17I really appreciate it
00:27:19But I'm sorry
00:27:21I...
00:27:22I'm already engaged
00:27:25Already engaged?
00:27:26I am
00:27:27I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:27:31And he's coming back today
00:27:32But don't be disappointed
00:27:34Really, I'm no one special
00:27:36I just got lucky with your brother
00:27:38Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:27:41But you're still Lysander's savior
00:27:43Please, let me give you what I promised
00:27:45Take the gold
00:27:46No, really
00:27:48I don't need anything
00:27:50I just believe in doing good in the world
00:27:55Trixie, it's your fiancee
00:27:57He's back
00:27:57And he says he's breaking up with you
00:28:01I must go
00:28:08Hobo close
00:28:09Halo glow
00:28:10I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:28:13It was just dumb luck
00:28:15She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:28:18She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:28:20Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:28:26I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:28:31Oh my god
00:28:32I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:28:35But this is godly
00:28:38No, no, no, no, Lysander
00:28:40Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine
00:28:44I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him
00:28:48You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:28:51Take these two weirdos out of here
00:28:53And revoke their licenses
00:28:54Wait, no
00:28:55We're not brides
00:28:56No, she's just better than us
00:28:59Oh my god
00:29:02We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:29:05She's no average Jane
00:29:06No, she isn't
00:29:07She said it was just dumb luck
00:29:09But if she truly had these special skills
00:29:12Why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:29:15But think about the impenetrable walls
00:29:16No normal person could have done that
00:29:18Goddess or not
00:29:20Homeless or not
00:29:20I don't care
00:29:21I have never met a woman like that
00:29:23I have to find her
00:29:24I have to make her my life
00:29:25She won my heart over too
00:29:27But if my bestest big bro wants her
00:29:29I'll help you find her
00:29:30Alright, listen
00:29:31I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:29:38I'm dumping Trixie
00:29:39So I want you
00:29:40Your granddaughters
00:29:41Filthy things
00:29:43Out of my house
00:29:45Now
00:29:45Trixie paid for this house
00:29:47She waited for you
00:29:48For three years
00:29:50He was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:29:52And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:29:54One with some serious
00:29:54Fuck you money
00:29:56So get lost
00:29:58Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:30:06Grandma
00:30:07Beatrice
00:30:08Trixie
00:30:09Amore
00:30:10I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:30:12I'm dumping you
00:30:13For your best friend
00:30:14Marissa
00:30:16In fact
00:30:17The wedding's tomorrow
00:30:18So sign over the house
00:30:20Now
00:30:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:30:28And I did
00:30:29For three years while you were deployed
00:30:31Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:30:34And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:30:37Do you have no shame?
00:30:38We were together for three years
00:30:39And uh
00:30:40It was a complete waste of my life
00:30:42When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:30:49That's how much you would owe me
00:30:50If I was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:30:53I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low grade male prostitute
00:31:02Oh yeah?
00:31:03Well Marissa
00:31:05Is so much better than you
00:31:06She grew up even poorer than you
00:31:09And now
00:31:10She's the CEO of an entire
00:31:13Corporation
00:31:14Dude
00:31:14Oh
00:31:16And you?
00:31:18You're still nothing
00:31:20So you think she's an upgrade?
00:31:22Of course she's an upgrade
00:31:23Look what she got me for my engagement
00:31:27Oops
00:31:28Yeah
00:31:29That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her
00:31:38You gave her the presidential contract?
00:31:40I certainly did
00:31:40In fact
00:31:42Marissa
00:31:42You and your dimwit brother
00:31:45Only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:31:51Oh I think she's losing it bro
00:31:53That breakups have hit her hard
00:31:56You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:31:59My granddaughter
00:32:01Supported you
00:32:02And your entire family
00:32:03For three years
00:32:04While you were gone
00:32:05How dare you insult her
00:32:08It's okay grandma
00:32:09Let's not stoop to that level
00:32:12Poor Edna
00:32:12She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh?
00:32:15What is he talking about you see?
00:32:17Show her Bob
00:32:23This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:32:26She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:32:28She was begging on the street for money
00:32:31I can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:32:34Even if you got no game
00:32:35I got street cred I got out of keep
00:32:37You dig?
00:32:38The word you're looking for is dignity
00:32:40A near one to speak
00:32:42Cheater
00:32:44Is this true Trixie?
00:32:48I've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:32:50I want to see how regular everyday people live
00:32:53So that I can help them
00:32:55Of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:32:59What is that supposed to mean?
00:33:00It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:33:03Is actually a downgrade
00:33:08Enough bullshitting already
00:33:09Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:33:23At your wedding I will
00:33:25What?
00:33:27If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two timing you with my best friend
00:33:31Why should I do good by you?
00:33:33I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:33:35As my charity
00:33:37To you
00:33:38Fucking bitch!
00:33:39You better keep your word
00:33:40Oh that's rich
00:33:42After tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:33:45Do you remember that?
00:33:47Hmm
00:33:53Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now
00:33:55They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:33:59Grandma, I have to confess something to you
00:34:02I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:34:05Trillions?
00:34:07That would make you the richest person on the planet
00:34:11It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius
00:34:15The god of healing
00:34:16I saved several world leaders with these hands
00:34:20That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:34:22And become the goddess healer
00:34:24It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:34:28But please, Trixie dear
00:34:30I know it must have broken your heart
00:34:32But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:34:36It will only delay the healing process
00:34:38You don't have to believe me just yet
00:34:40After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:34:45I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:34:49That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity
00:34:52You've always had an angel's heart
00:34:55I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:34:58Who actually deserves you
00:35:00You will see tomorrow grandma
00:35:03Oh yeah
00:35:09You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?
00:35:11She was bullying us too Sasa
00:35:13She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:35:17I hope when nobody steps on Snake
00:35:19Snake bites back hard
00:35:21So let her come and embarrass herself
00:35:24You mean
00:35:27We broadcast
00:35:28That video of me?
00:35:32Yes
00:35:32Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:35:35She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:35:39Against my president she'll glow up
00:35:41Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:35:49There he is
00:35:52Welcome home brother
00:35:54Welcome home general
00:35:57Sir the homeless woman who saved you Miss Trixie
00:36:00This is the file of her ex Butch Tanner
00:36:02He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:36:04You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:36:06Well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:36:10So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:36:12Fucking coward
00:36:14According to Intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:36:16Then we should join her
00:36:19Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life
00:36:24So she needs our support
00:36:25Will you join me in protecting her?
00:36:26Yes sir!
00:36:27We will not allow her to protect her!
00:36:29Sir!
00:36:30Well let's roll
00:36:45Welcome everyone to my wedding
00:36:46Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:36:49Not only are we getting married
00:36:50But in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:36:53Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:36:59Congratulations on the contract once again Mrs..
00:37:02Wakeham Stowe butch is taking my last name
00:37:04Oh and please don't be so uptight Secretary Cho
00:37:07You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department but this is a par-tay after all
00:37:12I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:37:18The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:37:23It's an honor
00:37:24And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:37:29We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:37:32We'll let the wedding begin!
00:37:35Not so fast!
00:37:36The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:37:58You two really are a match made in hell
00:38:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:38:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:38:06Who is she?
00:38:07Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:38:10Just watch
00:38:14Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:38:15This isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:38:17I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:38:19You know, being this poor
00:38:22Me? Bum a meal?
00:38:24Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:38:27What evidence do you have of that?
00:38:29Look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:38:31I'm a millionaire CEO
00:38:33Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:38:37And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:38:40Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:38:44See everyone?
00:38:45Butch already cut ties with his ex
00:38:47But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:38:52This is what poor sad girls do
00:38:55They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious
00:38:59Projecting much, Marissa?
00:39:00You might feel all high and mighty now
00:39:02But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:39:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:39:11You giving me the contract?
00:39:14You have no skills, no education, no connection
00:39:17So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:39:23contract?
00:39:23We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:39:25And I saw potential in you
00:39:27Even trusted you as my best friend
00:39:29But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:39:32Don't be all sore now just cause I stole your man
00:39:35This is what us rich girls do
00:39:37They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:39:40Damn right
00:39:41You were too embarrassing for me
00:39:44Sasa tramples you any day
00:39:46I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:39:49Bravo
00:39:50Self-admission of a gold digger
00:39:51Quick
00:39:52Somebody put that on a memoir
00:39:53Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:39:55She'll make herself
00:39:56Don't listen to her everyone
00:39:57She's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:40:00I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch
00:40:06You may look and sound like a man
00:40:07But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:40:10Okay, enough
00:40:10You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:40:12You're moral posturing
00:40:14But guess what?
00:40:16Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:40:19That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie
00:40:22Cause I've got the material goods
00:40:24And you're just all empty talk
00:40:26I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:40:28Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:40:31See this?
00:40:39Oh my god
00:40:44Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:40:48The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:40:50No, absolutely not
00:40:52I don't believe it
00:40:54You all sound so scared already
00:40:55Don't worry
00:40:56This isn't that contract
00:40:59It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:41:04See everyone
00:41:05She's just trying to bluff us
00:41:06But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:41:08Look at her following orders
00:41:09I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:41:12Like a good little peasant slave
00:41:14That house is where all her life savings
00:41:17Shut up
00:41:20You want to, uh, I don't know
00:41:21Beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:41:32You misunderstand me
00:41:34I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:41:36I'm giving it to charity
00:41:44Bro!
00:41:45She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:41:46She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:41:49She can pretend to be a deep pocket-invested baddie
00:41:51You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie
00:41:54It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:41:55Uh, I-I know what this is
00:41:58You've gone delusional
00:41:59And you think you're Cinderella
00:42:00So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:42:02And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:42:05Well that's not happening
00:42:06Security!
00:42:07Lock the doors
00:42:08This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:42:13This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:42:18We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:42:19She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now
00:42:22Butch Tanner
00:42:23Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:42:26Let's go
00:42:30You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:42:33I've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:42:36Including your head of command, Butch
00:42:38General Lysander Armstrong
00:42:40You mean the legendary war hero?
00:42:42He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:42:46You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:42:49So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:42:55No one here is gonna believe you
00:42:56If you really cured the incurable General?
00:42:58Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:43:01And she's not
00:43:02You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:43:05Show them, Butch
00:43:11See for yourselves, everyone
00:43:12Trixie's just a...
00:43:14Freeloading beggar
00:43:18She won't leave me and Marissa alone, cause...
00:43:20We're rich as fuck now
00:43:21I'm a major in the marines
00:43:24Sasa
00:43:24She has...
00:43:25A billion dollar biomedical contract...
00:43:27With the military
00:43:28Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:43:33How despicable
00:43:34She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:43:38Get out of here
00:43:38No one wants to marry you
00:43:40No free meals for the poor!
00:43:41Do you see this, Trixie?
00:43:44This is high society
00:43:45So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:43:47Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:43:49Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here
00:43:52Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:43:57I already have everything one can dream of
00:44:00But I valued our friendship, Marissa
00:44:01Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:44:03To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:44:06But no
00:44:08You stooped so low
00:44:09It disgusts me
00:44:11Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:44:15And who knows?
00:44:16If you've already started offering sexual services
00:44:20Well then
00:44:21Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:44:23My brother will never take you back
00:44:25No man will marry an embarrassed man like you
00:44:28But make me happy
00:44:30And I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:44:43How dare you hit my brother?
00:44:45I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:44:47That's awesome
00:44:48I had to do something
00:44:49Don't worry my dear
00:44:50After I'm done with you Trixie
00:44:52Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:44:55Oh
00:44:56Is that so
00:44:58Security
00:45:00Get down on your knees
00:45:01And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:45:04In front of everybody here
00:45:05Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:45:07The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:45:09I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:45:11Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:45:14Could crush you
00:45:15Before you even touch me
00:45:16Dream on
00:45:18You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:45:20But you weren't good enough for me
00:45:22You're definitely not good enough for him
00:45:24Enough
00:45:25You're souring my party
00:45:26So you either get the fuck out
00:45:29Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:45:31On the count of three
00:45:32I think I quite like it here
00:45:34Two
00:45:44Mmm
00:45:45This wine is so delicious
00:45:47One
00:45:48Shoot
00:45:51Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:45:59It's
00:46:00It's
00:46:09Who the hell is this?
00:46:14I'm sorry that I'm late
00:46:15Did they hurt you?
00:46:16No
00:46:17I'm fine
00:46:18But um
00:46:19When did I become your future wife?
00:46:23You saved me
00:46:24Trixie, remember?
00:46:25I'm a man of my word
00:46:27They're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:46:28Really
00:46:29It was nothing
00:46:31I saved you because you're a good man
00:46:33Not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:46:40I see what this is
00:46:41You're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:46:43Look at you guys all lovey-dub
00:46:45Don't try to pin this on her
00:46:46She waited for you for three years
00:46:48This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:46:52Virtue?
00:46:54Don't make me laugh
00:46:55She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:46:57No man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:47:01She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:47:07I see her in the Marines
00:47:10I'm a major
00:47:12Look man
00:47:12I know Trixie is like a
00:47:14I don't know
00:47:15Like a seven
00:47:16Now that she's all cleaned up
00:47:17But don't waste your manhood on that whiny
00:47:19Worthless woman like that
00:47:25A real man
00:47:27Never talks about a woman in LA
00:47:29You're a coward
00:47:39We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:47:43You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:47:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:47:49So you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:47:51You understand?
00:47:52You wanna fuck with me you little dipshit?
00:47:54I'm a fucking major
00:47:55You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:47:58I'll destroy you
00:47:59Do you really not know who this is Butch?
00:48:02I thought you were in the Marines
00:48:03What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:48:08He was just a supply boy
00:48:11War hero?
00:48:13Is this all part of your plan Trixie?
00:48:15Poor girl
00:48:16Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:48:20A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:48:22Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:48:27With a bum girl and a pimp
00:48:30What a pair
00:48:32Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:48:35Think we should try to place him off some more, don't you think?
00:48:39Bring in the wedding gifts
00:48:47What is all this?
00:48:49Trixie listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:48:53But I know that we shared a moment
00:48:57I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:49:01It's not in my nature
00:49:03I'm like somebody else here
00:49:05Listen Trixie
00:49:06I have never
00:49:08Met a woman
00:49:10Like you
00:49:11So incredible and kind and beautiful
00:49:14I know
00:49:15That you're the one for me
00:49:18This guy's either nuts or a really
00:49:21Really good actor
00:49:23Oscar worthy
00:49:24Oscar worthy
00:49:26First gift
00:49:31Trixie, I know that you just lost your home
00:49:33So I'm giving you with your own new mansion
00:49:36Worth $500 million
00:49:38Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:49:42Second gift
00:49:45This contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:49:48Which is now yours
00:49:50Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:49:53It must be nice
00:49:54They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:49:56They've got nothing left
00:49:57Why Sander?
00:49:58I really don't care for any of us
00:50:00No, look I
00:50:01I know
00:50:02I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:50:04Okay? Which is exactly why
00:50:06Well my third gift
00:50:08Is um
00:50:10Well
00:50:24Cleo
00:50:24Hey!
00:50:26Oh my god
00:50:28You found my dog
00:50:33Trixie, I'm just a man
00:50:34But with you it's so much more
00:50:36Trixie Amore
00:50:40Will you marry me?
00:50:44You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:50:49Yes, I will marry you
00:50:57Thank you
00:51:05Go go power couple
00:51:07Woo!
00:51:08Okay, stop
00:51:09The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:51:13Let's remind everyone how worth his Trixie is
00:51:17No man in their right mind
00:51:19Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:51:22Hey!
00:51:23I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:51:25But I'm making this woman my wife
00:51:27Which means that she will be treated as
00:51:28And cherished as
00:51:29The most precious woman on earth
00:51:31Understand?
00:51:35You still don't realize
00:51:37That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:51:39This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:51:48As if
00:51:50Like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:51:55Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:51:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:52:03I bet my life you're all just actors
00:52:06Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:52:08Come on Lysander
00:52:09What are we waiting for?
00:52:10Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:52:11What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:52:13The elites
00:52:14Infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:52:17She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:52:20Truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:52:24She's utterly unmarriable
00:52:28I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:52:31I'd handle them myself but
00:52:35I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:52:37Go ahead Lysander
00:52:44Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:52:46Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:52:49Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:52:52Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:53:01Uh, hello?
00:53:02Yes
00:53:05What?
00:53:10I'm going bankrupt!
00:53:18Hey, hey, hey
00:53:19Are you sure that was the call?
00:53:21That was a real call?
00:53:22People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:53:24My company's dead
00:53:25It evaporated
00:53:27It's a thin air
00:53:30That's impossible
00:53:32Who are you?
00:53:34What is your deal?
00:53:35Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:53:38And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:53:41Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:53:45Then that means...
00:53:47You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:53:50The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:53:53Trixie's married
00:53:54The famed war hero
00:53:56The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:54:00Now you believe me?
00:54:02Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:54:05There's gotta be some trick to this
00:54:07You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:54:09It's awesome
00:54:29It's awesome
00:54:29Please rub your hands for me
00:54:30Or I'll have them removed from you
00:54:36I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
00:54:41Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
00:54:46Sasa was just trying to save the company
00:54:48I don't blame her at all
00:54:49Your double standards are incredible
00:54:51Okay, you don't want me?
00:54:53Fine, but there's plenty of other efficiency
00:54:55I can give you a room full of pageant winners
00:54:57Uh, 18 years old
00:54:59Fresh for the taking
00:55:06I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
00:55:09Thank you, Devon
00:55:12Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
00:55:14Your best friend
00:55:15By stealing my fiancé
00:55:17But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
00:55:21You're an insult to all good women out there
00:55:23No, to all of humanity
00:55:24So now, everything that I've ever given you to
00:55:27I'm taking it all back
00:55:31Wait! Everyone! Stop!
00:55:35They're impostors
00:55:36I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
00:55:43Because it was assigned by the Goddess Healer herself
00:55:46So we won't go bankrupt?
00:55:48The Goddess Healer?
00:55:49You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
00:55:55Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
00:55:58The Goddess Healer's motto is
00:56:00The right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft
00:56:05That means she's rewarding me
00:56:06The president would never let your company go bankrupt
00:56:09In fact, she's on her way now
00:56:13So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
00:56:19Who the fuck cares who he is?
00:56:20If the president and the Goddess Healer approves of my products
00:56:23Who cares about this washed up war hero?
00:56:25We can break his legs, break his arms
00:56:27No one would even bat an eye
00:56:28She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
00:56:32FBI!
00:56:33FBI!
00:56:35You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
00:56:39Gotcha
00:56:44Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
00:56:46No, don't arrest her!
00:56:48Trixie is a good person
00:56:50Please officer, don't arrest her
00:56:52Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
00:56:54What are you all doing here?
00:56:56The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch
00:56:58We were worried, so we came here to back you up
00:57:01Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
00:57:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
00:57:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
00:57:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
00:57:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
00:57:17My fiance really is an incredible woman
00:57:21She's an angel, descended from heaven
00:57:27You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:30My brother is not a criminal
00:57:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:57:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
00:57:39And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
00:57:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
00:57:45And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
00:57:47So this must be an impulsion
00:57:50I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
00:57:53I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
00:57:59If you want to arrest me, fine
00:58:02But don't fuck with my fiance
00:58:03You don't get to decide, punk
00:58:05Let's go!
00:58:24Let's go!
00:58:26Get him!
00:58:27If you can
00:58:29Let's go!
00:58:33Let's go!
00:58:41Let's go!
00:58:42Go!
00:58:43What?
00:58:49Oh!
00:58:50Oh!
00:58:52Oh!
00:58:53Oh!
00:58:54Oh!
00:58:55Oh!
00:58:57Oh!
00:59:14Is that enough pain?
00:59:15Or do you want more?
00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
00:59:28Grandma, meet my new fiancée.
00:59:33Wow, your new fiancée?
00:59:35He's so manly.
00:59:37Much better than your last one.
00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better.
00:59:41It's Butch's laws.
00:59:43Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
00:59:46She's like a shining star in the sky,
00:59:48and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
00:59:51Bitch, we name-calling now?
00:59:52I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
00:59:55Drown out the poor!
00:59:56Drown out the poor!
00:59:58Drown out the poor!
00:59:59Drown out the poor!
01:00:00Drown out the poor!
01:00:01Drown out the poor!
01:00:02Drown out the poor!
01:00:03See, Trixie?
01:00:04You've got no connections, no power.
01:00:06You can't compete against me,
01:00:07even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:00:09We're too honorable to fight dirty like you,
01:00:12so you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:00:14because you know we won't hurt them.
01:00:16Let them eat cake!
01:00:18Hm.
01:00:26You can't shoot all of them.
01:00:28Grab what you can, fam.
01:00:29Attack!
01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:00:53What the fuck was that?
01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:00:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:01:04Damn it!
01:01:05Damn it!
01:01:06Damn it!
01:01:06Damn it!
01:01:07Damn it!
01:01:08You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:01:10That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:01:12Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:01:14We're cornered.
01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:01:17Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:01:22They will be punished.
01:01:26Now hold still for me.
01:01:29Right.
01:01:31Rewrites the wrong.
01:01:41Holy fuck!
01:01:42Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:01:44By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:01:45Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:01:50I'm all better now.
01:01:52Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:57I am just an ordinary girl.
01:01:59Don't put me on them sort of pedestals.
01:02:00Sure.
01:02:02You hear that?
01:02:03She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:02:08Well, I do not care for glory.
01:02:10I do believe in justice.
01:02:12Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:02:15but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:02:22God?
01:02:23Wrong.
01:02:24But you're close.
01:02:26Bullshit.
01:02:27I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
01:02:31You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:02:33Then let's see you try.
01:02:34Charge!
01:02:43The hell is this?
01:02:45This is the line between life and death.
01:02:48Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:02:56You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:02:57What if it's a trap?
01:02:58That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:03:00We ain't afraid of her.
01:03:01She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:03:03Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:03:07I will.
01:03:10Left leaves the wrong left.
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Nothing happens.
01:03:21You'll see soon enough.
01:03:22Oh, please.
01:03:23I really wanna die.
01:03:25And you call this the line between life and death?
01:03:27I knew we were just making that shit up.
01:03:29Whoops!
01:03:30Just crossed it again.
01:03:31Whoops!
01:03:31And again, nothing's happened to you.
01:03:35Stop!
01:03:36Stop!
01:03:37Stop!
01:03:39Stop!
01:03:40Stop!
01:03:43No!
01:03:44No!
01:03:46Hey.
01:03:47What did you do to my brother?
01:03:48I didn't do anything.
01:03:50Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:03:52I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:03:54If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:03:57Come on.
01:03:59Major.
01:03:59Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?
01:04:03See?
01:04:03This must be an illusion.
01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:04:10Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:04:18You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:04:21Oh, please.
01:04:22You hurt us first.
01:04:24At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:04:26But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:04:31Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:04:35You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:04:37You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:04:42When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:04:47Don't touch my wife.
01:04:50And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:04:55You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:04:57But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:05:04Oh, really?
01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:05:08You've got nothing on me.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:05:20Goddess.
01:05:21Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:05:28Get the VP.
01:05:29We're leaving now.
01:05:32Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:05:36God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:05:39I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:05:44A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:05:47Ms. Wickham is correct.
01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:05:53You hear that, everyone?
01:05:55There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:06:00She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough mail attention,
01:06:03so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:06:05No.
01:06:06My granddaughter would never do that.
01:06:09Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:06:13Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:06:20Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:06:26and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:06:31Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:06:34I never realized how delusional they were.
01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:06:46It ain't working.
01:06:47You can't just fake the...
01:06:51Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:06:54It's like real magic.
01:06:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:07:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:07:07No.
01:07:08Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:07:11You saved me.
01:07:13Whether you're a goddess or not, you did not.
01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:07:19We'll riot against you now.
01:07:21Tear her apart!
01:07:22Tear her apart!
01:07:24Tear her apart!
01:07:25Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:28The Vice President arrives!
01:07:43Tear her apart!
01:07:44Who dared cause ruckus in here!
01:07:49You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:07:51Wait.
01:07:52What?
01:07:53He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:07:56No.
01:07:56No.
01:07:56No.
01:07:56We've been through this already once, okay?
01:07:58Right, Secretary Cho?
01:08:00This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:08:05But you're already conceded this.
01:08:06Confirmam com o Presidente que eu consegui o contrato ainda, certo?
01:08:09Sim, nós todos pensamos que ele era um fraude.
01:08:11O que eu quero dizer é que você é o herói, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:08:17E como você não tem quebrar a Miss Wickham?
01:08:19O momento que você acordou, você caiu under esse vixen's spell.
01:08:23E agora você está atacando um dos mais importantes à base do Presidente?
01:08:26Ele é o General, mas ele está em problemas agora.
01:08:30Você ouviu isso?
01:08:31Até o vice-presidente me conhece como um importante à base do país.
01:08:36Então, o que se Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:08:38Nós temos o VP e o Presidente.
01:08:40O nosso lado, você sempre vai ser nada, Trixie.
01:08:45Eu disse, agora põe eles, Vice Presidente Langley.
01:08:48Isso é treason.
01:08:49Lysander Armstrong, você está tirado de seus militares e títulos.
01:08:56Hurry!
01:08:57A goddess healer precisa de nós.
01:09:00Você não pode fazer isso, Vice Presidente.
01:09:03Meu irmão é um war hero.
01:09:04Ele single-handedly salvou esse país de um terrorismo de um terrorismo.
01:09:06Ele estava em uma coma por dois anos.
01:09:08Se ele não for a Miss Trixie, ele...
01:09:09Enfim!
01:09:10Você fala outra palavra e eu vou dar a sua família.
01:09:14Não só seu irmão.
01:09:16Não só seu irmão.
01:09:17É tudo bem.
01:09:18O que é?
01:09:18O vice-presidente, eu já me deu uma vida de uma vez para o meu país.
01:09:21Eu não tenho problema fazer isso novamente se significa proteger a minha vida de minha fiança.
01:09:26E eu vou ser honesto sobre uma outra coisa, Vice Presidente.
01:09:28E eu nunca me deu a fuck about any damn titles.
01:09:33Eu truly saved a good man.
01:09:39Eu não vou deixar você trazer ruinas para minha fiança.
01:09:43E o que você pode fazer com isso?
01:09:44Oh, Mr. Vice Presidente, eu tenho uma ótima ideia.
01:09:47Minha biomedica empresa inventou a nova linha de arma de arma para o militarismo.
01:09:51Vamos tentar isso em um deles.
01:09:54Hold on, Mr. Vice Presidente.
01:09:55Não tem jeito que você está tomando isso seriously.
01:09:57Putem inocentes e vivas em perigo?
01:09:59O que é mais despido é que você e seus companheiros filhos
01:10:03são desrespecados de poder.
01:10:05Miss Wickham, você pode usar força de força em eles.
01:10:08Você ouviu isso, boys?
01:10:21Fala!
01:10:22Espera, isso é o presente.
01:10:26Não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não.
01:10:38Não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não.
01:10:43Oh, meu Deus!
01:10:44Eu tô me desrespecada, Madame Presidente.
01:10:46That was...
01:10:47They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:10:50O que é isso?
01:10:52Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:10:55This is a war crime.
01:10:56These are innocent civilian lives you're messing com.
01:10:59Você é um civilizado, buffoon.
01:11:00I can shoot whoever I want.
01:11:02I have the presidential contract.
01:11:03With great power comes great responsibility.
01:11:05E esse é o tipo de criadoras que você fez com o contrário que você fez com o contrário que
01:11:09você fez?
01:11:09O que você está fazendo? Reversar o poison e tirar o que você fez antes de ser tão tarde!
01:11:13Isso é fácil.
01:11:14Não precisa.
01:11:16Eu vou salvar todos.
01:11:30É RANING GOLD!
01:11:33O que está acontecendo?
01:11:33Ei, Trixie não tem esse tipo de dinheiro.
01:11:36Tem que ser...
01:11:37Guita...
01:11:38Guita.
01:11:40Ela...
01:11:41Ela é...
01:11:41Ela é um criminoso.
01:11:43Não se preocupe, presidente.
01:11:44Nós vamos arrastar e vamos fazer ela em prisão.
01:11:46Eu ia ser quieta se eu fosse você.
01:11:47Porque você vai para a prisão quando todos os se fecham.
01:11:50O que você está falando?
01:11:52O presidente literalmente veio aqui para me dar meu bilhão-dollas contrário.
01:12:03Esse contrário?
01:12:05Sim!
01:12:06Obrigado, senhoras e senhores.
01:12:10Eu vou falar o contrário, você fica!
01:12:25E isso não é tudo.
01:12:38Essa ferramenta não vai ver a luz da noite.
01:12:40Tem apenas uma necessidade para a vacina se há um virus.
01:12:43Não você percebe?
01:12:44Ou você é muito mais de uma boa ação para entender isso?
01:12:48Você é o verdadeiro virus aqui, Marisa.
01:12:50O dinheiro custa mais para você do que a vida humana.
01:12:52E isso é algo que eu não posso tolerar.
01:12:54Então prepare-se.
01:12:56Porque eu vou te smite.
01:12:59O que você vai fazer?
01:13:00O presidente está aqui e eu só invento os melhores produtos do mundo.
01:13:06Você pode me dar um pouco de mal, certo?
01:13:09Madame Presidente, você está recuperando agora.
01:13:12Então, qual é a sua final decisão?
01:13:15Eu...
01:13:16Ela vai me dar uma bilionária!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:23Ah!
01:13:25Ah!
01:13:27Ah!
01:13:28Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:34Ah!
01:13:35Ah!
01:13:37Ah!
01:13:37Ah!
01:13:38Eu nunca vi uma mulher tão vile, tão vile no interior, que fazia-me que eu não entendi.
01:13:42Eu não entendi, eu estava tentando de punir esses impostores por posar como a goddess de healing.
01:13:49E você sabe que a goddess de healer me e meu filho durante a criança?
01:13:54Você realmente viu a goddess de healer, ela, em a flesh?
01:13:58A uma e a única...
01:14:00E é...
01:14:04Ela.
01:14:14Ela.
01:14:14O que?
01:14:18Bem-vindo, a goddess.
01:14:29Você realmente é a goddess de healer, não é?
01:14:31Como você acha que eu saíste?
01:14:34Então, por que você mantém a secreção para so long?
01:14:38Não.
01:14:39Eu queria ir para o mundo como uma pessoa normal.
01:14:41Para ajudar as pessoas em necessidade.
01:14:43E para garantir que o homem que eu escolhe me amava por mim.
01:14:46Então, isso significa...
01:14:48...billion-dollar contract, é...
01:14:49... e você que me deu?
01:14:51E ela foi ela que me deu?
01:14:54E ela foi ela que era.
01:14:55Você era minha fiança e minha besta, mas depois de tudo que você fez, eu estou com o que você
01:15:01fez com você.
01:15:02Não, por favor, eu não sabia que você era uma exorcista.
01:15:07Não importa quem ela é, Trixie tem um coração de gold.
01:15:10Ela é uma pessoa incrível, e você ruinou isso o momento que você matou ela.
01:15:15Ela vai ser minha esposa, porque ela é a mais bonita e incrível mulher em este planeta.
01:15:24Eu amo você.
01:15:37Toda a sua gold, toda a sua clothes, tudo isso poderia ser minha.
01:15:42Isso é sua culpa.
01:15:43Você me seduou!
01:15:46Você foi a pessoa que me veio, você himbo!
01:15:49Please, Trixie, give me another chance, I wanna be rich again.
01:15:55I'll be your slave.
01:15:56Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:15:58You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:16:01All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:16:06You two should be locked up.
01:16:07And she shall.
01:16:09For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:16:14So, your fault Marissa, I never loved you.
01:16:17It's your fault.
01:16:18I was only with you for your money.
01:16:20I don't care.
01:16:20You were rich.
01:16:22I'll see myself now.
01:16:24Rest assured goddess, we will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:16:29My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:16:32I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:16:34That is why I saved you.
01:16:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:16:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:16:46Let's party!
01:16:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:16:50Right now?
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:52Well.
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:17:00I do.
01:17:01I do.
01:17:02You may kiss the bride.
01:17:03I do.
01:17:06I do.
01:17:18I do.
01:17:32I do.
01:17:33Do you.
01:17:33I do.
01:17:34I do.
01:17:53I do.
01:17:54I do.
01:17:54I do.
01:17:55But to not have to , I was on theodial date, I was on theodial Deaths, I was on theitial
01:18:03level, Mr.
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