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ALL RIGHT BELONGS TO 'SCARY MOVIES'
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00:11Oh
00:20Am I dead you're not dead you've been taken against your will Kobe who is that
00:34Dr. Phil what the hell's going on I don't know I was doing a show on teens with
00:40abandonment issues and suddenly I woke up here and those kids are gonna be pissed
00:47hello gentlemen you don't know me but I know you you both play games with other
00:53people for a living but today you play a game for your lives right now you are
00:59both breathing in a deadly nerve gas you have 120 seconds to reach the antidote
01:04or you die oh my god are we gonna get out of here let the game begin
01:12there
01:20hit the metal arm with something there
01:35damn it sorry
01:40Shaquille I'm not angry at you but we are one minute away from death
01:45just shut out the no voice own your success
01:57just make the damn basket
02:03what the hell was that for
02:05you heard my feelings your feelings to hell with your feelings
02:10everybody with their feelings I'm obese my kids are bred help me help me just shut up
02:16why can't I fix anyone I'm so dumb and worthless
02:20mama was right mama was right
02:23hey hey pull yourself together you're a brilliant doctor
02:27not exactly
02:29what
02:29I just tell people to get real
02:33I'm not even a psychologist
02:35I'm an electrician
02:38I failed you Shaq
02:40I failed you
02:5530 seconds left
03:00this will never work
03:02of course he wants us to cut through our feet
03:06you go first
03:09bullshit
03:09shit
03:11yeah
03:13you're probably not man enough
03:15I guess your mama was right
03:19never
03:21who's a coward now mama
03:24candy from a baby
03:29oh my god
03:31I did it
03:31we're saved
03:33what's wrong
03:34wrong foot
03:39mother
03:53no one believed
03:55in the early years of the 21st century
03:58that our world was being watched
04:00the way a man with a microscope
04:02might scrutinize the creatures
04:04in a drop of water
04:06I like big foots
04:08and I cannot lie
04:09you other brothers
04:10can't deny
04:11that when a girl walks in
04:12with an itty bitty waist
04:13and a round thing in your face
04:14you get sprung
04:16wanna pull up tough
04:17cause you notice that butt was stuck
04:19deep in the jeans she's wearing
04:20I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
04:26yet across the gulf of space
04:29a terrible evil prepared to unleash itself
04:33upon an unsuspecting human race
04:50you're up early
04:51come back to bed
04:54come on
04:58please
05:20hello
05:22hello
05:23Tom
05:28I know you missed me
05:30oh I missed you too
05:32god you look great
05:33I wanted to come by to thank you
05:34for setting up that job interview for me
05:36this
05:37isn't a good time
05:38I just need something to keep me busy
05:40now that Cody's out of the house
05:42he just turned 11
05:43I enrolled him in military school last year
05:46it's supposed to be a great program
05:48boy
05:49kids you know
05:50they just grow up so fast
05:51so I heard that you were dating again
05:54knowing you
05:55I bet she's brainy
05:57quicksodic
05:5790 points
05:59woo
06:12you know
06:13your work with the elderly
06:15really inspired me Tom
06:16I mean
06:17they have so much to teach us
06:19and we have so much to teach them
06:21you know ultimately they really are just like us
06:25only
06:26older
06:27anyway
06:28I'm hoping that a new career will
06:30help keep my mind off of
06:32add memories
06:35I'm sure you have memories too
06:36he's the kind of person you never forget
06:39sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night wondering where he is
06:42and then I remember
06:44I know you miss him too but it's really been hardest on me
06:48I'm rattling on but if you don't vent your emotions
06:51they just well up inside you and burst out
06:54the harder you try
06:55the harder it all gets
06:56until you just can't shake it off
06:59and it looks like you're carrying around this enormous burden
07:03sometimes your problems get so big
07:05you can't let it go
07:07and then what do you say to yourself
07:10Jesus
07:11yes
07:11yes you can turn to religion
07:13or family or friends
07:14but in the end
07:15you're still in agony
07:18that's why I want to become a nurse
07:19I'm just so in tune with everyone's emotions
07:23yes I've always had a nap
07:28oh my god
07:55Ryan go home
07:56you've been working 16 straight hours
07:58come on I need the overtime
08:00don't worry okay
08:03wide
08:08Ryan what are you doing
08:14what's going on
08:17oh not the monkeys
08:32damn it Tom
08:33what the hell happened back here
08:34come on man
08:35what could have happened anymore
08:37oh yeah
08:37you know what the problem is
08:39as soon as the going gets tough
08:41you get rough
08:42you're right
08:43I quit
08:44you don't get it
08:45you could be the best
08:48if only you'd see things through
08:50I don't know
08:50give me a break
08:52what can I tell you Ed
08:54guess I'm no good
08:55maybe I just don't have what it takes
08:57what are you talking about
08:58you secured that tricky H500 unit didn't you
09:01come on that was easy
09:07you
09:07you
09:07you
09:07you
09:07you
09:14You
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