00:08All right, what you think is cooler for my date?
00:12Leather jacket or this hoodie?
00:15Well, let's see.
00:19Smither more.
00:22What if we...
00:24Good.
00:27Ew!
00:30Yep, I'd go with the hoodie.
00:32Take it easy. I'm a mouth breather.
00:39I can't believe you let your whiz tech buddy set you up on a blind date.
00:43And all you know from her is what you've learned from her profile on Whiz Face.
00:47You haven't even seen her. She's hot.
00:50And she's into all the same things that I'm into.
00:53Please. Listen, everybody's hot on Whiz Face
00:56because they don't show their real picture and they lie about what they're into.
01:00What picture did she see of you?
01:03Oh, I don't think pictures really capture my essence.
01:06That's why I posted a complicated mathematical equation.
01:12Come check it out.
01:17Oh, I get it.
01:19Because you're hard to figure out and nobody cares enough to try.
01:25What are the embarrassing things you have on your embarrassing page?
01:29Oh, my gosh.
01:31I can't believe you posted that picture with you and that centaur.
01:36Don't you wish she would have told you she was half horse and half girl
01:39before you asked her to Whiz Tech Prom?
01:43I saved a lot on a limo.
01:47I'm just saying, people or horses are not always honest on Whiz Face.
01:54Okay, that's Isabella now.
01:56I guarantee you she looks exactly like her picture on Whiz Face.
02:02Is this the Russo residence?
02:12Hi.
02:16Here's your floral wrist look.
02:20Thanks.
02:21And here's some mail that came to my apartment by accident.
02:28Oh, ma'am.
02:32Take it easy.
02:36Whew.
02:37Nah.
02:38I wouldn't fuse so fast.
02:41At least that lady only had two legs.
02:46Okay, I'm sure Isabella's normal.
02:48Oh, forgot the floral wristlet.
02:56Hi, I'm Isabella.
02:58Is Justin here?
03:00Oh.
03:01Well, you're cute.
03:02Boo.
03:06Justin?
03:08Isabella?
03:12Wow.
03:13You're even prettier than your pictures on Whiz Face.
03:18And you don't look anything like
03:21X equals Y squared over cosine of pi.
03:25I know, everyone says that.
03:27So nice to meet you.
03:29And even nicer for you to meet Alex,
03:31who thinks she knows everything.
03:36Here, take a seat.
03:37I'll go get you some of your favorite diet Whiz Fizz.
03:40You know, the soda.
03:42I remembered from your profile.
03:50Well, this was fun.
03:52Can you pass me my sweater, please?
04:06Okay.
04:14Now that was fun.
04:19Really?
04:20Because my word was awkward.
04:25Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
04:27At the end, we'll know about just a five minutes.
04:30Can fix any problem with the slightest ease.
04:32Yes, please.
04:44Everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
04:52You might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
04:56Because everything is not what it seems.
05:02Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want by the simplest of means.
05:10Because everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
05:29Because everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
05:41Everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
05:41All right, honey.
05:43Wait, wait, wait.
05:44We don't own a dog.
05:47This is Tucker.
05:49Mrs. Carrington's dog.
05:50She's gonna pay us five bucks a day to walk him.
05:53We're saving up to buy those cups on a chain.
05:55So we won't have to keep asking you guys for cups.
06:00You know, honey, it's really not that much of a bother.
06:02We own a restaurant.
06:03We've got hundreds of cups.
06:06We want cups on a chain.
06:08Are you in or are you out?
06:11All right, all right.
06:12I guess I'm in.
06:13You know what?
06:14I'm gonna bake some dog biscuits from a recipe I saw on Dog Food Network.
06:22Why do we want cups on chain again?
06:25How many times has someone offered you a beverage and you have nothing to put it in?
06:31Never.
06:33Well, it'll never happen again.
06:40Oh, hi.
06:41Are you one of Alex's friends?
06:44No, Dad.
06:45She's with me.
06:47A pretty girl can be with me.
06:51Oh, right.
06:54Of course.
06:57I'm Isabella.
06:59You must be Mr. Russo.
07:01Hi.
07:04Uh, I'll get Alex.
07:07Oh.
07:08Teresa, please.
07:10A pretty girl can be with Justin.
07:13Oh, of course.
07:16Justin and I were set up by friends and we've been getting to know each other on WizFace.
07:22WizFace?
07:23Really.
07:24Oh, yeah.
07:26I hear it's a fun social networking site where people from the wizard world who don't know each other at
07:31all can get to know each other.
07:36Justin, can you come in the kitchen? We need help with the salami slicing.
07:40It's Max's turn for that.
07:42Well, we need your help with something else.
07:45Yeah.
07:46What?
07:48What thing?
07:51Justin, get in the kitchen right now.
07:53All right.
07:55Come on, Isabella.
07:56We're going into the kitchen.
07:57No, no.
07:58No, no.
07:58No, no.
07:59Isabella needs to stay here because of, um...
08:03What are we doing?
08:04Isabella, you stay here.
08:05Justin!
08:20Oh.
08:22Hi, Alex.
08:25I saw that.
08:28Saw what?
08:30I'm not sure what I saw, but I saw that.
08:38Once again, we have to discuss WizFace and how dangerous it is because you never really know who you're dealing
08:44with.
08:45And how you keep buying stuff on the worldwide wizard web that you don't need.
08:49Like the submarine part of the month club.
08:54I know it seems ridiculous right now, but in 128,000 months, I'll have a complete submarine.
09:04And there's nothing wrong with Isabella.
09:06She... she's really nice.
09:08Well, at least this one's not half horse.
09:13That centaur looked beautiful in her prom dress.
09:19Honey, you are missing the point.
09:21You didn't know she was a centaur before you met her.
09:24She ate all the carrots in the sub shop.
09:27Our coleslaw was flavorless for a week.
09:31Mom, Dad, I hear what you're saying right now, but...
09:34I think I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
09:37Alright, just do yourself a favor and get to know her better before you get serious.
09:43And don't worry, it's gonna be fine.
09:44I'm going out of date with her.
09:46Everything's gonna be okay.
09:47Look at her.
09:49She's fine.
09:54I...
09:57She totally just heard everything we said.
10:00We should really shut this when we're talking about people and they're sitting right there.
10:10So, uh, where are you guys going again?
10:13Taking Isabella for a walk in the park.
10:15Oh, she'll like that.
10:18You still can't get up here, too.
10:20You still can't do that.
10:20I know.
10:30You still can't get up here?
10:34Hello?
10:35Hello.
10:36Hello?
10:37Hello?
10:37Hello?
10:42Squirrel.
10:51You see, I almost caught that squirrel.
10:54And that bus, and that cab, and the guy on the bike.
10:58You almost caught a lot of things.
11:00I know.
11:01Isn't this the best walk ever?
11:04Yeah.
11:04I just thought we'd walk together.
11:07Oh, okay.
11:08Okay, okay, let's walk together.
11:10And listen, if I ever get out of sight, all you have to do is whistle.
11:14Hot.
11:15I like it.
11:18Can you believe my sister and my parents think we don't know enough about each other to go out?
11:24I know.
11:25I can tell from your profile that we're into all the same things.
11:28Cozy blankets, long naps, car rides.
11:32Neither one of us likes thunderstorms.
11:35Or vacuum cleaners.
11:36Vacuum cleaners are the worst.
11:39If you don't wear your shoes inside, there's no need for a vacuum.
11:44I love shoes.
11:47Me, too.
11:48I wear them everywhere.
11:52Can't wait for my parents to see how perfect we are together.
12:10Hey, Alex, we're getting cups on chains, so we're around our necks.
12:17Well, Justin's girlfriend's a dog.
12:22Watch.
12:24Hey, guys, can I play?
12:29You're with a Bella.
12:31Fetch.
12:40Hey, Alex.
12:42Isn't Isabella great?
12:44She's so...
12:46So athletic and friendly.
12:48She says hello to everyone in the park.
12:53Yeah, your girlfriend's a dog.
12:57What are you talking about?
12:59She's beautiful.
13:01You just hate that we're perfect for each other.
13:04She put my sweater in her mouth and played tug of war with me.
13:08Isabella is hiding something.
13:11Oh, you just don't like the fact that I'm falling in love.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Yeah, I am.
13:18I'm falling in love.
13:23She ate a dog biscuit like it was a chocolate chip cookie right out of the oven.
13:28She jumped in the air and caught a plastic flying disc in her mouth.
13:33We both love catching plastic flying discs in our mouth.
13:42That's one of the many things that we have in common.
13:48You can't catch a plastic flying disc in your mouth.
13:51You can't catch a plastic flying disc in your hands.
13:54Oh, yeah?
13:57Hey, Gunner.
13:58Hit me.
14:06Get through.
14:08Am I bleeding?
14:16Okay.
14:17Okay, the swelling's going down.
14:19You cried it out.
14:20You're gonna live.
14:24Now, Isabella, did you leave out one piece of crucial information on your WizFace page?
14:30Like the fact that you're a dog?
14:34You're not a dog.
14:34That's ridiculous.
14:36I wouldn't be ready to commit myself to Isabella without having a pretty good idea of who she is.
14:41You're not a dog, are you?
14:44No.
14:45See?
14:46I'm a werewolf.
14:52Whoa, I did not see that coming.
14:59So what?
15:02Not seeing things coming is the roller coaster of love.
15:06And I'm strapped in, ready for the ride.
15:09Today I found out my girlfriend's a werewolf.
15:13Yay.
15:16How many other guys can say that?
15:19Well, none.
15:20Because I'm guessing anybody else who could say that has been eaten.
15:25That's a stereotype.
15:27We're actually very loving.
15:29I sensed that about you.
15:31Oh, Justin, come on.
15:33Just admit it.
15:34You don't know anything about her.
15:36Oh, Alex, I can't believe your level of jealousy.
15:39I just hope that one day you can be as happy as we are.
15:47Oh, Justin, there is one more thing that you should know about me.
15:51Yes, my love?
15:54When you kiss a werewolf, you turn into a werewolf.
16:08Oh, my gosh, this is going to be so painful.
16:18As my genetic structure is changing, as my spine shifts from human to canine,
16:23as my hands elongate and become lupine waiting for the claws to shoot out of my fingernails.
16:29I love you, Isabella!
16:33That's another stereotype.
16:35The change is pretty fast and painless.
16:38Really?
16:46Oh, you're right.
16:51Nice coat.
16:56Thanks.
17:00Alex, what are you going to do?
17:05Well, don't ask me.
17:06I proved you guys don't know each other.
17:08My work is done.
17:21Okay.
17:22So I'm a werewolf.
17:24There's a price to love.
17:26Love hurts.
17:26But I didn't die.
17:28Just a werewolf.
17:31I'm not going to die, am I?
17:34No, you're good.
17:35Just don't chase cars.
17:39All right.
17:40That's about as much puppy love as I can take.
17:43Get it?
17:44Where do I come up with these things?
17:46Wait.
17:47Alex.
17:48You're not going to tell Dad, right?
17:50Wait.
17:52No.
17:53Because Dad would want to blame this all on Wiz's face and then say, I told you so.
17:58And then he'd want to change me back.
18:04And maybe I don't want to get changed back.
18:08Maybe I enjoy seeing everything in black and white.
18:13Maybe I'm perfectly happy now as a werewolf.
18:16With Isabella.
18:18What is that smell?
18:21It's you, dude.
18:24It comes with the fur.
18:26Oh.
18:28Well, then I like it.
18:30I love having fur.
18:34I'm drawing my new lease on life.
18:36Don't you mean leash on life?
18:38Man, that is a good one.
18:40Up top.
18:40Oh, careful of the claw, though.
18:43Stop judging us with your hurtful jokes.
18:47Come on, Isabella.
18:49We're obviously not accepted here.
18:51We have to do what people in love have done since the beginning of time.
18:55Run away to the only place where animals can be free.
19:00The park.
19:04Hi.
19:05Don't forget your collars.
19:06It's flea season.
19:08Another one.
19:09I am on fire.
19:12Okay, we're actually going now.
19:15And like I said, don't tell Dad that we're going to the park.
19:19Okay?
19:21I'm not.
19:22And why are you still here and not chasing a cat?
19:26It's that kind of hatred and prejudice that makes us unable to stay here for more than one moment.
19:33Come on, my love.
19:45Hey, Alex.
19:46Successful day of dog walking.
19:48I cut my cup on a chain.
19:52Yep.
19:52Living the dream.
19:55So what's going on here?
19:59Well, Justin's wist-faced girl turned out to be a werewolf.
20:02They kissed.
20:03He turned into a werewolf.
20:04And they ran away to spend the rest of their lives together.
20:06So I guess it's just you and me.
20:10Well, hey, I got Justin a cup on a chain.
20:13But, uh, his loss is your gain, right?
20:21Let's have a race to see who can fill theirs with spit first.
20:26Where are you going?
20:28Back right away.
20:34So glad we're out here starting our new life.
20:37They're holding paws on this bench with nobody to stop us, including my parents.
20:44I don't even care if they were looking for me.
20:46And even if they heard me.
20:53I'm Justin Russo!
20:57Sitting on this park bench!
21:01Next to the lamp hole!
21:06Woo!
21:07Woo!
21:08Woo!
21:09Woo!
21:10Woo!
21:12Woo!
21:13Woo!
21:16Woo!
21:17Getting kind of hungry.
21:19We should go eat some cats or something.
21:23Werewolves don't eat cats.
21:25That's a stereotype.
21:27Just like how we only change during a full moon, we change...
21:31Even better!
21:34It's like people watch a couple of movies and suddenly they know all about werewolves.
21:39A wolf about the inner city school guidance counselor.
21:42I don't believe you would watch those movies.
21:44They're demeaning.
21:45For one minute.
21:47Those shows make us look like animals instead of people with a condition that with the proper
21:52diet and exercise can live a normal, healthy life.
21:55Ugh!
21:56Oh!
22:02I'm sorry.
22:04Okay, I got a little worked up, but I had no idea that you liked werewolf movies.
22:11That's the type of thing you should have listed on your Wiz Face profile.
22:15I mean, I don't really care where you went to chess camp.
22:21You're mad at me because I left something out of my Wiz Face profile because I think you left
22:27something out of your Wiz Face profile that's pretty big.
22:31What?
22:33Let me think about what it is while I stroke my beard and my arms and my whole body because
22:42there's hair all over it.
22:53Most moms have to look for their lost kids at the department store.
22:56But no, I have to look for my werewolf son in the park.
23:01Hey, I said we'll get pretzels once we find him.
23:04We could get pretzels anywhere.
23:12Oh, my gosh.
23:14Do you smell your mom, your dad, and your sister?
23:18But mostly your dad.
23:22Yeah, and I see them after I specifically told them not to come after me.
23:30Boy, am I mad at her.
23:33Over here!
23:36Good.
23:36We'll lure them over here, and then we'll make a mad dash for it.
23:40Exactly.
23:41I'll go this way, and you go that way.
23:43And no stopping your digging.
23:45Got it.
24:03Guys, there's something that I have to tell you.
24:06You won best in show.
24:08Congratulations!
24:11I don't have to say I told you so, do I?
24:15No.
24:16Well, I do.
24:19I told you so.
24:21You cannot trust what people say on Wiz's face.
24:25I thought we learned that when your prom date had matching shoes and a saddle.
24:28But apparently, someone has to turn themselves into a werewolf for the lesson to take.
24:34Oh, my poor baby's a werewolf.
24:38What are we gonna do?
24:41Well, I'm not shaving him.
24:44It's not about shaving Justin.
24:48I remember a recipe to a potion.
24:52I'll drink anything.
24:53It's not exactly a drinking potion.
25:04Dad, this is embarrassing.
25:06I know.
25:07It's a potion and a punishment all in one.
25:12I don't think it's working.
25:14He's still hairy.
25:16Well, I'm cool as long as he doesn't use my brush.
25:20Oh.
25:22Maybe you do drink it.
25:24Yep, it's a drinking potion.
25:28What?
25:28You mean I didn't have to scrape the eggshells and coffee grounds out of the bottom of that thing?
25:34Yeah.
25:35Looks like we learned a couple of things today.
25:38Yeah, Justin learned not to trust people on Wiz's face, and you learned what the word ingest means.
25:43I thought it meant joking.
25:48Am I supposed to drink my own bath water?
25:52Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
25:56Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
25:58Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
26:24Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
26:28Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
26:28Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug
26:28I know. We didn't even get to slow dance together at the prom.
26:35I'm not doing anything right now.
26:37Me neither.
26:39Cool.
26:41Later.
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