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08:40To drink
08:42No
08:44Thank you
08:47I'm
08:48Fine
08:53This is gonna be great
08:57Okay
09:00Come on Benji
09:01Come on
09:03You can do it Benji come on
09:06Come on Benji hit the ball for once
09:10Let's go Benji
09:12You're doing great
09:13Hey Tony
09:15Hey Delilah
09:17You're looking good as always
09:21Good as always
09:22Come on Benji
09:25Nice for that dribble
09:28Nice
09:35Oh my god
09:36That's him
09:42That's who
09:45The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:47Delilah what are you talking about
09:51He's coming over
09:52What are you talking about
09:53Hey George
09:54Hey Delilah
10:01Oh for Christ's sake man up boy
10:04Don't say that
10:05Oh my god can I go
10:06I'm so bored
10:08For fuck's sake
10:09Thank god I have a mini paddy
10:11Come on let's get out of here
10:12You don't want to say hi then
10:16No
10:17It's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:20Who the fuck are you
10:21I'm George
10:22I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:26Delilah's new boyfriend
10:28Yes
10:29Yeah
10:30We are dating
10:32What do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:35He's an actor
10:36Oh he's an actor
10:38That makes it even better
10:39Wow
10:40You are such a riot Delilah
10:42Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:44You proved me wrong
10:45What's that bud
10:49Nothing
10:50We gotta get out of here
10:52Wish you two the best
10:55Hey asshole
10:58Where's the child support
11:01Don't worry boobie
11:02I'll handle it
11:03You just focus on making the ka-ching
11:08I think I just want it in my mouth
11:11Alright I think I'm gonna get going
11:13But um I'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:14Right?
11:15Yes
11:16Yes
11:16Yes
11:17Our date
11:19Timo
11:23Girl
11:25You better tell me everything now
11:35No no no no
11:36You're not supposed to do that
11:37I'm a starving artist
11:38They have lint on their shirts
11:40I still think this is a harebrained idea
11:43Dino
11:44This is the first time in my life
11:45Where I can be a normal person
11:47Nobody after my money
11:49Or my status
11:50Or what I can do for them
11:52Delilah doesn't want anything from me
11:55She just wants me to play a role
11:57I do have to say
11:58It's nice to see you smile again
12:04Yeah
12:04It's gonna be nice
12:06You'll see
12:08And you should take the night off
12:09Take Janice out of dinner
12:11On me
12:11Hell no boss
12:13I'm keeping an eye on you
12:14From a distance
12:16No it'll be fine
12:17Nobody will know who I am
12:18That may be the case
12:19But you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:21And I ain't taking any chances
12:23Do not follow me
12:25Yes boss
12:26Later
12:41Hey how are you
12:43I'm George
12:43I'm Benji
12:48Well hello
12:50Hello there
12:51How are you
12:52I am very excited about our date
12:54I am looking forward to our date as well
12:59Won't you come in?
13:01Ah yes
13:01Thank you
13:09Oh my
13:14Bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:16We have a wowsy landlord
13:18Ah but you look quite nice tonight
13:22Why thank you George
13:24You look quite nice as well
13:28Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:30Hi
13:31I'm Roland
13:32The babysitter
13:33I think it's time for you to get going
13:35Yes
13:36Yes
13:36Um yeah
13:37What if
13:37Yeah
13:38That was so strange
13:41I know
13:47Well
13:48That didn't go too well
13:51Yeah
13:52No academy award for us
13:53Maybe we should practice
13:56That sounds good
13:57Yeah
14:00Uh
14:01So what are you gonna do for the next couple hours
14:04While we're on our
14:05Supposed date
14:09Yeah
14:09Probably go eat
14:11I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant
14:13Around the corner
14:13Yeah it's pretty good
14:15What are you gonna do?
14:16Uh same
14:17Probably
14:18Grab a bite to eat
14:20Maybe hit a bookstore
14:23Well that's just silly
14:24I mean
14:25Why don't we go together?
14:27Sure
14:29Sounds good
14:31Okay
14:38So tell me
14:39Why wedding dresses
14:41Well
14:42Ever since I was a little girl
14:44I always wanted to wear the dress
14:46Be the bride
14:48Yeah
14:49Have my happy ending
14:52And then
14:53I eloped with Andy
14:57And he had an affair
15:00And we got a divorce
15:02And now of course
15:04He hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:06My roof is leaking
15:07Um
15:08My car is useless
15:10And
15:11I work in a diner
15:14So
15:16Best laid plans
15:18I guess
15:20You know
15:20You should call
15:21My
15:22Attorney friend
15:23He's helped me
15:24With some things
15:24In the past
15:25I think he can help you
15:26With this
15:27Child support issue
15:29I would tell him
15:29That you're a friend of mine
15:31Thank you
15:31Yeah of course
15:32You will
15:38Should probably get back
15:39From our
15:40Date
15:41Santa
15:43Split the bill
15:44Yeah
15:45Sure
15:45Split the bill
15:49Check please
15:58Hey Bernard
15:59This is Justin
16:00You're gonna be getting a call
16:01From a woman named
16:03Delilah James
16:04Long story short
16:05Her ex is a piece of shit
16:07He won't pay child support
16:08And he works at
16:10The Style
16:10But I can't fire him
16:12Unless he might sue
16:14Or he might figure out
16:15Who I am
16:15So the least I can do
16:16Is try to help
16:17Get some money back
16:18From this douchebag
16:19From her
16:19And she can't know
16:20Who I am
16:21She thinks my name is George
16:22Thanks man
16:27Hey Dino
16:29Yes boss
16:30Let's buy
16:31Delilah's
16:32Building
16:33Let's fix the roof
16:34All then
16:35Sure thing
16:35Oh while you're at it
16:37If you can buy her a car
16:38Nothing too fancy though
16:39She's not that type of girl
16:41And keep everything anonymous
16:42You got it
16:44Thank you
16:50What's going on?
16:52Someone about the building
16:53They're putting on a new roof
16:54What?
16:56Come on
16:56Oh my god
16:57That's amazing right?
17:21Thank you
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23:58Oh, my God.
23:58George, wake up.
23:59The time.
24:00What?
24:01Benji's gonna be up in five minutes.
24:03Oh, okay, yeah.
24:04Run.
24:04Okay.
24:05Okay, just go up front.
24:08And pretend that you're just surviving
24:09and, and you're gonna take Benji to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Just go
24:15Ok, ok, ok
24:17Go, go, go
24:25Come on, finish up, we're gonna be late
24:27I don't wanna eat this
24:31Grab your bag, come on
24:33Okay
24:38Hurry, let's go
24:44Hey
24:46Hi
24:57So, tell me something good, what'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am, I ain't got nothing
25:02That woman, she's clean and just boring
25:05That guy is like he doesn't even exist
25:07Zip, zilch, nada
25:11How is that possible?
25:14Don't trust me
25:15No, that hurt
25:16Damn it, how dare she
25:20My movie owes her a lot of money
25:23Money that could be spent on me
25:26Us
25:29Okay, this is what I want you to do
25:31Get rid of them
25:32If they don't exist
25:34Then he has enough to pay child support
25:36And all the money goes to me
25:39I mean us
25:42Let me get this straight
25:44What you're asking me is to
25:46You know, you want me to
25:48Ow, damn it
25:49Don't say it out loud
25:50It gives me the creeps
25:51What?
25:52You gotta
25:52I mean, ow
25:54Alright, alright
25:55I'll handle it, I'll do it
25:58Excellent
25:58Consider it done
26:01Good
26:02Let me know when you finish
26:04Also, I need the keys to your apartment
26:06Bye
26:20There we go
26:27We're fucked
26:29Come on, ref
26:30Give us a break
26:31Hey, that was a foul
26:34No
26:35Oh, hi
26:37Oh, shit
26:38Oh, my God
26:40Hang on
26:40Off
26:41Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch
26:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud
26:49Everything alright?
26:50No
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle
26:54You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it
26:57What is he saying?
26:59No idea
27:00Oh, for the love of
27:03Listen
27:05We all believe that you can do it
27:07You just need to believe that you can't
27:09Look at me
27:12Rev, can we have a second?
27:14Hey, hey, look at me
27:17You can do this
27:18And I know that you taking this penalty cake is a big deal
27:21And it is
27:23But messy misses sometimes
27:26You know?
27:27And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it
27:30It's about you having the courage to try
27:35And look
27:36We are both proud of you
27:38Whether you make it or not
27:40I'm curious
27:40Yeah
27:42You ready?
27:43Yep
27:45There you go
27:47And look, we believe in you
27:48But you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out
27:51I promise
27:52Okay
27:53All right, buddy
27:58We can do it
28:02Come on, Ben
28:04Come on, son
28:05You can do it
28:05Shoot it for Christ's sake
28:06Oh, God
28:09I can do it
28:10I can do it
28:11I can do it
28:11I can do it
28:22I can do it
28:41I was really hoping you'd be able to come along
28:43Thank you, Tony
28:44I'm
28:44I'm actually with him now
28:46So
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony
28:54I'm serious
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut
29:06Hey
29:09Get your own kid, you freak
29:11Let's go
29:13Um
29:14I'm hard now
29:15Ew
29:16Okay, can we go?
29:17Let's go
29:17Come on
29:18Come on, let's go
29:18I can't
29:18I really
29:37Hey, boss
29:38How about I eat you up some soup?
29:40Dino, Dino, Dino
29:41Man
29:42Women
29:43Are nothing but trouble
29:45You know
29:46They think they know what they want
29:47Then they get what they want
29:49And that actually is not even
29:51What they wanted
29:52And women are trouble
29:54That's the bottom line
29:55That's what I'm trying to say here
29:56I'm sorry, man
29:59No, it's fine
30:00Dino
30:00You should go home
30:02Straight to your wife
30:03Because you got a good one
30:06Yes, sir
30:07You should cherish her
30:08Yes, sir
30:09Yeah
30:14It's got a good one
30:29I'm sorry, man
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