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00:00:31Your mother is going to kill me, but I don't care. You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:55my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could have been really bad.
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No!
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12Oh, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14Can't you go in?
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Alice.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:57Whoa, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right, you're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I'm going to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey, hey, reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:57So you just don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a boner, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um.
00:05:26I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
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