00:07I hope I don't end up like one of those weirdo New Yorkers that chokes on a peanut and dies
00:12and no one even misses me.
00:14Honey, I would miss you.
00:15Get in the slow lane, ladies.
00:18She gave us the finger, Ross.
00:19Give her the finger.
00:20Fascist!
00:21You go eat some kale.
00:22Yeah, you better run.
00:25I'm sorry.
00:26Sorry.
00:27It's tight quarters.
00:29I like your glasses.
00:32I would like to introduce everyone to the new art director.
00:37Oh, hey, Doris.
00:38I just wanted another cup of coffee.
00:40Let me just get out of your way.
00:41Oh!
00:42Ow!
00:42I'm so sorry.
00:44You did that on purpose, didn't you?
00:45No.
00:46Yeah, you did.
00:48Doris?
00:49Doris, are you okay?
00:51Oh, yeah.
00:53He's very different than me.
00:55It just seems impossible.
00:56You need to find common interests.
00:59He's on Facebook.
01:00Let's make a fake account.
01:01You're taking dating advice from a 13-year-old.
01:04She needs a name.
01:05Lilith Primrose.
01:06Or Lilith Comeswell.
01:09Let's just stick with Primrose.
01:12Okay.
01:12Your favorite band is playing this Saturday night.
01:15You have to go.
01:16Oh, no.
01:17Doris?
01:17Your outfit is fierce.
01:19I dress seasonally and monochromatically.
01:21What's your method, Doris?
01:22I don't have a method.
01:23You're a true original.
01:24Why, thank you.
01:25Lilith and I are looking for a model to be on the cover of my new album.
01:28Oh.
01:28Lilith, can you get our digits?
01:29Get my what?
01:30We need your phone number.
01:31You got a pencil?
01:32Nah, nobody has pencils anymore.
01:35You guys know Doris?
01:37She's kind of weird.
01:38She's like a good weird.
01:39What about you, Doris?
01:39You ever been in love?
01:40I was engaged once.
01:41Really?
01:41He got a job in Arizona and he asked me to go with him.
01:45I couldn't leave my mother.
01:46I would have killed her.
01:48I'm sorry.
01:49It's okay.
01:55It's like somebody stole my friend and replaced her with a wild animal.
02:00These people have really welcomed me into the world.
02:03Can you be honest with yourself?
02:05He's barely old enough to vote.
02:07You're just jealous because I'm having fun and doing things with other people and not just you.
02:10Your husband died.
02:11Fifteen years ago.
02:13Move on.
02:15You have packets of duck sauce in your refrigerator from the 1970s.
02:19It keeps.
02:20I'm awake.
02:21I'm awake.
02:22I joined the whole GBT knitting community.
02:24I'm not a lesbian, but I'm me there.
02:27You know, I feel that way in Staples.
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