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Amandaland Season 2 Episode 5-6
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05:20MATERNELİN
05:37All right, all done.
05:39So, the test shows you're a plus one in both eyes.
05:41Oh, that's great.
05:42Such relief, thank you so much.
05:44No, that means you need glasses.
05:46But you said plus.
05:47Plus means good things.
05:48Like A plus or platinum plus or...
05:51Well, everything.
05:52Except plus size.
05:54Actually, no.
05:55Even that now.
05:56It's just how we express degrees of long-sightedness.
05:58I'm long-sighted?
05:59It's a perfectly normal result.
06:01Especially if you're heading towards 50.
06:02I'm not heading towards 50.
06:04Oh!
06:04I did it at birth down as 1970.
06:06Yes, I know what I put.
06:07I wouldn't call that heading towards 50.
06:09It's like turning onto the M4 at Chiswick
06:11and saying you're heading towards...
06:13Well, I'm not sure where the M4 ends up,
06:15but it's probably a very long way away
06:16and not worth worrying about.
06:18Think it's Swansea.
06:19Exactly.
06:20There you are then.
06:20Maybe take the prescription
06:22and just have a think.
06:24Okay.
06:34Where are the glasses?
06:37Mum, could you do us a favour?
06:39Oh yes, of course.
06:40I was just standing here ironing while making a lasagna
06:42thinking what else could I do?
06:43Cool.
06:44Could you get me an ID?
06:46Oh my god.
06:48My little boy.
06:50Where's my little boy gone?
06:52What's the hurry to grow up?
06:53What do you need a fake ID for anyway?
06:55Is it for drink?
06:56Are you a drinker now?
06:57Or is it drugs?
06:58Are you hooked on drugs?
06:59I don't think a drug dealer would ever ask me for my ID.
07:02Anyway, I don't want a fake one.
07:03One of them government ones to prove I'm still 16.
07:06Why?
07:06I keep getting charged full price at the water slides.
07:08They're still like 18.
07:09That's all.
07:11Such a relief.
07:12You are, you're such a good boy.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15Gosh Kim, you're right scared there.
07:17Why would you do that?
07:19Why would you worry me like that?
07:20You're trying to give me a heart attack.
07:22What the heck?
07:22Mum!
07:23Sorry, I'm so sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:24I'm just feeling a little bit emotional today.
07:26I didn't sleep very well last night.
07:29Yes, that's absolutely no problem.
07:30I will send off for the ID in the morning.
07:32That's absolutely no problem.
07:33Okay.
07:34Thank you.
07:35Mum, why are you ironing the pasta?
07:40Oh no.
07:42Oh no.
07:53Morning.
07:54Hi.
07:55Okay.
07:57Oh, they shoot you.
07:58Yes, they would say that.
07:59They're 300 pounds.
08:01Hmm.
08:02Oh.
08:03Okay.
08:04Um.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Okay.
08:06Cool.
08:07Try these.
08:08Similar style.
08:09Just without the flex hinges.
08:10Okay.
08:1090 pounds.
08:11Okay.
08:12Yeah.
08:12There you go.
08:13Okay.
08:13Thank you.
08:16Oh, wow.
08:18Okay.
08:18Maybe they all look good on you.
08:20Very good.
08:21I'm sure you're the king of commission.
08:23Oh no, I'm not on commission.
08:27Okay.
08:27Well.
08:31Okay.
08:31We'll take those.
08:32Thank you.
08:33Lens fitting takes about five days.
08:34So they should be ready by the end of the week.
08:36Oh, okay.
08:37Well.
08:38What do I do till then?
08:39Oh, um.
08:41So any readers might tide you over.
08:42Oh.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Not the height of fashion, but if anyone can pull them off.
08:50Oh, uh.
08:51Can I get your number?
08:54Um.
08:56That's very...
08:56And we'll call you when they're in.
08:58Right.
08:58Yes.
08:59Of course.
08:59Yeah.
08:59Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Um.
09:01It's 07.
09:03Yeah.
09:04It's just like my dad's van.
09:05You're gonna love it, Dells.
09:06There's a steering wheel and a couple of these sun things and a few of these.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:12I've seen a van before.
09:13Look.
09:14As long as Mal is happy, then...
09:15Well, actually, Dells...
09:17Oh, you're breaking up, actually, Della.
09:19Right.
09:20Let's get the pedal to the metal.
09:22You mean rust.
09:24Ooh.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Yes.
09:28Hmm.
09:31Funa's screwed.
09:32Seems to be stuck on some sports station.
09:34Oh.
09:35I suppose I should name her.
09:36Me dad's was called Samantha.
09:38Maybe I'll call Amanda.
09:39After Amanda.
09:40She's sort of, like, looking down on everyone.
09:43All right.
09:43Well, there's a bit of a knack to getting these in reversing.
09:46Oh, ho, ho, ho.
09:50Are you sure you've never driven one of these?
09:53Yeah.
09:53Yeah.
09:53Maybe it's in the jeans.
09:55All right.
09:55Let's go.
09:59Fee, what's that?
10:00Me?
10:01He came out of nowhere.
10:02I was indicating.
10:04I know, but we're in a white van.
10:06Us white van drivers have got a bad enough rep as it is, all right?
10:09Go easy on the horn, huh?
10:11All right, Mal.
10:22Hi.
10:23Darling.
10:25Fancy seeing you here.
10:26Well, I live here.
10:27And don't you look a picture?
10:29In this?
10:30You look lovely in that colour.
10:31What is happening here?
10:32What do you mean?
10:33Why are you being nice?
10:35Can't a mother pay her daughter a compliment?
10:37Yes, but historically...
10:38No, actually, I was thinking about your idea about that house down the road, and I
10:42I think you might be onto something.
10:44Mummy, are you serious?
10:45Well, it wouldn't hurt to take a little look around, and so I've booked us a viewing
10:48at 4pm this afternoon, if you're free.
10:52Yes!
10:52Amazing!
10:53Oh, Mummy, what happened there?
10:54Oh, just a little light brush against a keep left suggestion.
10:58Do you mean sign?
10:59No, the blue ones are just suggestions.
11:01Bye, darling.
11:07So, with GCSE's imminent, we just want to take you through a bit of exam prep, which
11:12we like to call the three Ps of revision.
11:15Plan, prepare, and I should have made some notes.
11:21So, let's start with planning.
11:23Plan.
11:24It's so, so important that they have a timetable.
11:27If they haven't had time to put a timetable together, then sometimes they will flame...
11:32That was very interesting.
11:34Thank you, Mal.
11:34Where'd you get a new place on the high street hall?
11:371996.
11:38They're temporary until my designer frames are ready.
11:40And the handsome late 20s guy in the shop seemed to like me in glasses.
11:45Very much.
11:46Obviously, because it would be on commission.
11:48Not on commission, actually, Mal.
11:50Just like what he saw.
11:52A lot.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:55What?
11:56What?
11:57It's him.
11:58Should he be texting me, like, directly?
12:01Absolutely not.
12:02He's a serial killer.
12:02What's he saying?
12:03Okay.
12:05Hi, Amanda.
12:07Finley from OptiTrue here.
12:09Your glasses will be ready to collect tomorrow.
12:12I look forward to seeing you again.
12:17Okay.
12:18He, like, totally wants you to go and collect your glasses.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Because if that's his A-game, then he's no...
12:25Oh, Jesus.
12:26What's his name?
12:28Oh, God.
12:29You're a man.
12:30You're a man with all the women.
12:31James Bond Taglewood.
12:32No.
12:33No.
12:33He's a lover.
12:35His name is the word for someone who...
12:38Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me at the moment.
12:40My memory is terrible.
12:41I can't concentrate on anything.
12:43And I've been sleeping great, which doesn't help me either.
12:45And then my emotions are just...
12:47Oh, Anne, do you think it's like, you know, menopause?
12:51Don't be ridiculous, Abigail.
12:54Three years from all that.
12:55My sister started at 42.
12:57And I heard that, like, one in ten women get it early.
12:59No.
12:59Yeah.
12:59Can't be the menopause.
13:01Like Amanda said.
13:02One in ten, Anne.
13:05And to be fair, you always age quite quickly.
13:08Yeah.
13:09It all fits now, I think about it.
13:10I mean, menopause definitely affects recall, I heard.
13:12From my friend Marcy Jane Cameron in July at the ballet.
13:15Seat D4.
13:16Yeah.
13:17No, my sister had it all.
13:17Brain fog, tears, memory.
13:19Yeah, the works.
13:21What did she do?
13:22HRT.
13:22But it changed her life, so it's worth looking into.
13:25Yeah.
13:25Do you want to write that down, Anne?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Yeah, thank you.
13:28Were there any questions?
13:31Casanova!
13:32Sorry.
13:34Yes.
13:35Come on now, enough!
13:37What happens in the park, stays at the park.
13:41Down to the coaching.
13:43Until United said that, we ain't never going to see any improvement.
13:46Do you know what I mean?
13:46They're getting paid a full tune.
13:48Full tune.
13:49Alright, mate.
13:49I'm sick of it, Alan.
13:50Week in, week out.
13:51These guys get paid millions of pounds.
13:52I mean, if anything, the issue's in the boardroom.
13:58Look, Fee, I hear what you're saying, but I don't think we can actually lay the woes
14:01of an entire season at the manager's door.
14:03Yeah, but he's taken the money.
14:04I'm sorry, but if you're happy to set the paycheck in the silverware,
14:07you have to hold your hands up to some sort of negligence.
14:10OK, we can't say it's negligent because...
14:12I have to say what I like, Alan.
14:13Free speech.
14:14It's free speech.
14:16Yeah, OK.
14:17Thanks, Fee.
14:17I'm Holston there with your free speech.
14:19Anyway, give me football calls coming in.
14:22Well, I'll give you a few moments.
14:26Ooh, such a lovely place.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Bags of potential.
14:32Bags.
14:35Well, I think we should have a catch-up tomorrow and have a little chat about what might be arranged.
14:43Mummy.
14:44Oh, oh.
14:45Yes.
14:46Almost forgot.
14:46Yes.
14:46There is a little thing you could do for me.
14:48Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
14:49You might get a letter from the police about a marginal speeding offence.
14:54If you could just tick the little box that says that you were behind the wheel, that would be a
14:59real weight off my mind.
15:01What?
15:03I was just saying, you might get a letter from the police.
15:06Yes, I heard what you said.
15:08It's the tiniest thing.
15:09It's just that, you see, my licence is pretty much full up, points-wise, and you haven't got any.
15:16So if you could just tick that little box, I think that would be easiest for everyone.
15:21But you were driving.
15:22Yes, but it's only paperwork, really.
15:24Well, no, it's me lying to the police and getting two points on my licence.
15:29I think you finished three, darling. Or you could go on one of those courses, as it's your first offence.
15:34I haven't committed an offence.
15:35That's the spirit. I mean, what is ten miles an hour?
15:38They say that forty is the new thirty.
15:41But I guess they just forgot to tell the speed cameras.
15:44Yes, right. Mummy, the cameras.
15:47They will have a photo of you at the wheel.
15:49Well, I don't think that'll be a problem.
15:50Of course it will. You're a woman in your seventies, and I myself evidently not.
15:53Just this week I had a man in his twenties practically drooling over me, for God's sake.
15:59I don't think anyone's going to believe I'm you.
16:02Well, let's just sleep on it, shall we?
16:04Seems we both have a lot to think about.
16:09Such a lovely house.
16:16Well, it's been mainly the memory issues, yes, but there has also been some mood swings.
16:21Just the other day I told one of the twins that Mammy could really use some space right now.
16:26God, I don't know what came over me. I know they're no longer toddlers, but they shouldn't have to be
16:30listening to language like that.
16:31Okay. Well, they do have some results for you based on the urine test and those initial bloods.
16:36Right. Yes. And, um, is it a woman's issue?
16:43In a way, yes. And you're pregnant.
16:51Darling.
16:53Mummy.
16:55What's the score?
16:56It's 3-0 to the Eagles.
16:58Oh, dear.
16:59No, we're the Eagles.
17:01Oh, yes.
17:03So, um, have you had the chance to think any more about my little request?
17:07Yes, Mummy. I got my letter.
17:09Thank you.
17:11And, whilst I'm a firm believer in helping out family members however I can,
17:16I downloaded the photo.
17:19And, well...
17:24So, yeah, I think that puts that little debate to bed.
17:27I'll say it does.
17:30So you'll take the points?
17:32What?
17:32Well, that could easily be you.
17:34That's a pensioner.
17:35How dare you?
17:36What? Mummy, it's a statement of fact. Look, it's...
17:39Oh, Mal. Okay. Sorry. Do you have a moment?
17:40Can you just tell me what you see there?
17:42Oh, no.
17:47What are you gonna do? Take the points or do the course?
17:51See?
17:55I just did a course.
18:10Ann, what happened?
18:11Oh, well, I fell off a chair.
18:13Oh, no.
18:14Because, oh, yes. Also, a bit of news.
18:17Turns out I'm pregnant.
18:19So, yeah.
18:21Oh, my days.
18:22Wow.
18:22Wonderful news, Ann. Congratulations!
18:26Yeah, that's amazing.
18:27Oh, thank you.
18:28Yes, a bit of a shock.
18:29Oh, we could all be pregnant, Ann.
18:30We're all young enough to be pregnant.
18:31Just because some of us choose not to be doesn't make us any older than the people who are.
18:34That's not how it works.
18:36Okay.
18:38Congratulations, Ann. I'm very pleased for you.
18:39Thank you.
18:56Oh, hey!
18:57Hi.
18:58Hi. Picking up, right?
18:59That's right, yes.
19:00And what was the name?
19:03It's...
19:03I'm joking.
19:05Like I'd forget that face.
19:06Take a seat, Amanda.
19:09Right here.
19:12Just check the fit, if I may.
19:19How does that feel?
19:21Very nice. Thank you.
19:23Great.
19:24Yeah, let's check if they're level. Look at me.
19:27Okay. Yeah.
19:33All looking good.
19:34Yeah. Real good.
19:39Look, this is hugely unprofessional, but I was wondering...
19:45Follow me?
19:46Yeah, so those are for you, and any problems, you know where to find me.
19:50Great.
19:51Yes.
19:51Yes.
19:53Yes, I do.
19:59Amanda!
20:04Hey there, Mama.
20:06Oh, look at you.
20:07You're absolutely glowing.
20:09I was just bleaching my moustache.
20:12Aww.
20:13I was just passing, and I wanted to draw by a little prexant. A pregnancy present.
20:21Oh.
20:22It's for stretch marks.
20:23I've never had to use it ever, but it's supposed to be really great.
20:26Thank you for this.
20:27My cousin uses this, actually, on her scars.
20:29She reversed pedalo into a bloom of jellyfish a few years.
20:32I just got propositioned by the guy at the opticians.
20:35By the guy in his twenties?
20:36Yes.
20:37Are you sure he didn't get hold of the wrong end of the stick there?
20:39Yes.
20:39Anne?
20:41Quite sure.
20:41The only stick getting hold of was him wanting me to get hold of the right end of his...
20:51No.
20:52Anne?
20:53No, don't do that.
20:54Do your normal face.
20:55Why?
20:56What did I...
20:56Anne?
20:57No.
20:57You don't have the monopoly on being young and fertile, you know.
21:00Don't look at me like I'm some dried up husk.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on.
21:05I'll prove it.
21:05I'm just in the middle.
21:06No, you're not.
21:06Come on.
21:07Grab your coat.
21:07Okay.
21:08Come on.
21:08Before they close.
21:09I'll be back in a minute.
21:10And wipe it off.
21:11It's gross.
21:15Right.
21:16Come on.
21:21Did somebody call the RAC?
21:23It's like RAC but me.
21:26Yeah.
21:26Forgot to top up the bleeding coolant, didn't I?
21:28Hop in.
21:28I'll take you to Alfa's, mate.
21:30Oh, nice one, Fi.
21:35Oh.
21:36Oh.
21:37Sorry.
21:38Oh, got a live one there.
21:39Do you want that?
21:40No, thank you.
21:41Alright.
21:42Can I turn that down?
21:43Oi, oi.
21:44Lucky saddle.
21:45What the fuck?
21:47What?
21:47You can't say that.
21:49Well, that's what you say when you see a lady on a bike.
21:51You shout lucky saddle for good luck.
21:54It's like seeing a yellow car.
21:56My dad used to say it all the time.
21:58No, no, no.
21:58Okay.
21:59Turn off.
22:03That's not why your dad was saying lucky saddle.
22:06He was implying that the saddle was lucky because of where it was.
22:09On a bike?
22:10No, where?
22:10On the rider.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:14He was a white van man.
22:16Well, I mean...
22:17How did I fucking miss that?
22:18Well, you were a kid and, you know, it was a different time.
22:21In the 90s.
22:22Even the greatest dads could be a bit stuck in the 80s.
22:25I mean, I'm a white van man and we're just not like that anymore.
22:28Well, I bloody am.
22:30Look at me.
22:31Yeah.
22:31I mean, you could tidy up a little bit and think a bit more about how you behave on the
22:37road.
22:37Maybe it's just in my DNA, though.
22:39All them childhood memories.
22:42Stick me in a white van and this is just what I become.
22:44Hmm.
22:45Do you want me to drive?
23:01Oi, I was indicating you wanker.
23:07Maybe it's the van.
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31:17abone ol.
31:30abone ol.
31:31abone ol.
31:36abone ol.
31:43abone ol.
31:45abone ol.
31:54abone ol.
31:56abone ol.
31:57abone ol.
31:58abone ol.
31:58abone ol.
31:59abone ol.
32:00abone ol.
32:00abone ol.
32:01abone ol.
32:03abone ol.
32:03abone ol.
32:04abone ol.
32:05Gendesin mi iyi oluyor ki oma bu sepkiler ngelde değil mi?
32:06Evet, sonra harika birkağın geçti.
32:08Ve herği iyi zorluklar gerçekten geriye aitatsız.
32:11O, evet?
32:12Zicam gelişmelerin bur look that Buckingham Palace.
32:18Ok, o ne?
32:19trabalu 17, limu 5.
32:2150 biraz trzeba foto-op view.
32:23Ok, ona görebilirsin.
32:24Herkesin her việc ve 5.30.
32:26O?
32:26Harun, o?
32:29Pisparla o.
32:30Bu ne?
32:30Bu ne?
32:31Belki!
32:32So exciting
32:34Please don't try and be cool Mum
32:35As if
32:37Oh
32:39Heyo
32:42Strong male game
32:43Look at that
32:43You should hear him text since it's a 1950's type pinball
32:46Hello
32:47Oh car car
32:48Welcome back
32:49Oh
32:50How are the high seas
32:51Have you seen below deck
32:53No
32:53Well that's that comparison Faugton
32:56Yes
32:56Alright if we hang around to do photos
32:58I'm going to be hanging with a girl
33:01Hello.
33:02Hi.
33:10Mummy, it's very loud.
33:12Mummy.
33:13Shall we turn that off now?
33:14We've got guests.
33:16Can someone get that?
33:18You're a tennis fan, Dara.
33:19Never watched it, never played it, but it's produced some excellent lesbians.
33:22So yeah, yeah, I'm a fan.
33:24Anda, babe, you got any vino?
33:27Um, okay.
33:28Yeah, I'm just about to take some drinks up to the girls fee,
33:30but I think there's some wine in the fridge.
33:33Oh, right.
33:34That's Mummy's drink that.
33:36I heard that.
33:37It's so fun having Dara back.
33:40And I'm excited to take over as the breadwinner,
33:42so I can't wait to tell her I see a particle.
33:45Oh, I think I might be needed now.
33:48Okay.
33:50Georgie, the makeup designer.
33:52Hi there.
33:53I'm Claire.
33:54Hello.
33:54I'm sitting here a tad late.
33:55The traffic was a nightmare down from Birmingham.
33:57Oh, for the Strictly tour?
33:58No, my parents live there and I'm crashing with them
34:00because my house burnt down in a fire.
34:02Note to self.
34:03Don't light candles and fall asleep in the bath.
34:05Right, where do you want me?
34:06Do you want to do it in my room?
34:07Oh, sweetheart, I've got it all set up in here.
34:09Actually, it obviously sounds good
34:10because I could do with a bit of space for all my kit.
34:12Oh, okay.
34:12I'm one of life's spreaders.
34:14I'm a super spreader, you could say.
34:16Though if you can catch it, I'll get it.
34:17I've only just shaken off conjunctivitis.
34:20Great.
34:22Let's get cracking.
34:23Will you be needing this, Claire?
34:24Is that all right?
34:25Yeah, that's fine.
34:25It weighs a ton.
34:26I slipped a disc last year.
34:28Is that okay?
34:29I've got it.
34:30Can you manage?
34:30Yes.
34:31Yes.
34:32So exciting.
34:36Okay.
34:38Oh, loving the vibe.
34:40I'll just pop this.
34:41Oh, yeah.
34:41Claire and I thought maybe I could lend a hand with the hair.
34:44So I'm going to need a plug for my straighteners.
34:46Oh, that'd be nice.
34:46Oh, Mum, could we get some drinks?
34:49Oh, wait, yeah, I'm actually quite thirsty, could we?
34:51Can I get a drink too?
34:53Oh, yes.
34:54Yes, sure, of course.
34:56More cocktails come right up.
34:57Thank you.
34:57Don't do anything fun without me.
34:59Just a bit.
35:03Who's calling me?
35:06Hello, Amanda speaking.
35:07Oh, hello.
35:07It's Tony here from poshandclassylimosandcoaches.com.
35:10Hi.
35:11Listen, a bit of bad news, I'm afraid, my darling.
35:13Our driver has just come down with a migraine.
35:15These cocktails are off.
35:17They're not, they're just non-alcoholic.
35:18Sorry, what has this got to do with me?
35:19Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel.
35:21What?
35:21You can't cancel, I need that limo.
35:24It's my daughter's prom.
35:25Sorry, but we just don't have a driver who can handle a vehicle of that length.
35:29Now, listen, I don't usually do this because I am a very modest super influencer,
35:33but my insta-senuous is followed by a lot of influential people
35:36who could definitely afford to hire limos, albeit ironically.
35:39And all I need to do is post that you cancelled at the last minute.
35:42Um, well, that's going to be seen by a lot of powerful eyeballs.
35:47And you are going to rue the day.
35:49Amanda?
35:50Yes?
35:50I'll sort it.
35:52Oh.
35:53Okay.
35:54Thank you.
35:57All right.
35:58Mummy, please turn the volume down.
36:00And have you got your phone on you in case the estate agent goes...
36:02Oh, nag, nag, nag.
36:03I'm not a child, you know.
36:04Okay, well, stop acting like one.
36:06Right, drinks time.
36:08Oh, not for you.
36:09Girls, it's mocktail or clocktail.
36:12Oh, God.
36:13Yes, you didn't put the lid on their glitter.
36:15Oh, don't worry.
36:16I've got more in the car.
36:21Girls?
36:22Hey.
36:24Who wants a smooch on the beach?
36:27I think you're going to have to take it off and start again, George.
36:29It's awful.
36:31What's wrong?
36:33Oh.
36:34Makeup designer is so bad, Mum.
36:36She's made me look really old.
36:37She didn't even know what contouring was.
36:39We had to show her YouTube video.
36:40No.
36:41What?
36:41She's worked on Strictly.
36:43Yeah, she did Bill Bailey.
36:44Damn it.
36:45Please, can you ask her to leave, Mum?
36:46She's going to make us look like middle-aged receptionists.
36:48I can't.
36:48I've paid for her and she's driven all the way from Birmingham and she's so nice.
36:52Please, Mum.
36:55Yeah, she does.
36:57You do look hideous, my love.
36:58I'm sorry.
37:00I'll sort it.
37:01Okay, I've cleaned the bathroom.
37:03I've done the kitchen.
37:05There's a smell in here.
37:06Yeah, reeks of Febreas and bleach.
37:08Oh, right.
37:09Great.
37:09God, there's a lot more space in here.
37:12Have you had a wall taken out?
37:13Uh, no.
37:14I just put all the vinyls in the shed to create a bit of space, you know.
37:17Which reminds me, do not let abs in the summer house.
37:20It's a tip and anyone who's got a beer can use one of the coasters, please.
37:25Since when did you use coasters?
37:26Since today.
37:27It's a new table.
37:28I don't want to get marks on it.
37:30Oh, shit.
37:31They're here.
37:35Hey!
37:36Hey, come in.
37:36Welcome.
37:37Only us.
37:38Everyone decent.
37:39Hey, JJ.
37:40You all right, Mum?
37:40Hi, baby.
37:42Wow.
37:44Yeah, so, this is where the magic happens, hey?
37:47Oh, yeah, of course.
37:48You've never been here.
37:49No.
37:49I haven't been inside, no.
37:51I came to your old place above the barbers that was definitely a money laundering front.
37:55Can I use your bog?
37:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:57Straight through.
37:58Quick.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Hey, JJ, you want a beer?
38:02Oh, sure.
38:03Coast up.
38:04Oh, one shouldn't hurt.
38:06JJ, man.
38:07Yes, thank you.
38:09I just cleaned the floor.
38:15Hmm.
38:17Oh, just the person I was looking for.
38:20Have you got a parking ticket?
38:21Oh, no.
38:22Oh, classic name.
38:23Is everything all right?
38:24Yes.
38:25Terrific.
38:25Really, really good.
38:27Oh, dear.
38:27Sorry, come on.
38:28Mummy, it's very loud.
38:30Turn it down.
38:30Oh, God.
38:32Tell you what, we're having such a laugh up there.
38:34Those young ladies, they're a real hoot.
38:35Reminds me of when I used to work with Carol Smiley.
38:38And you're Georgie.
38:38She's so polite.
38:40She's a real credit to you, Amanda.
38:41Oh, thanks.
38:43So, I know we talked about you doing the full three hours.
38:46Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more.
38:48I'm just so pleased to be here.
38:50This is my first gig back since I finished chemo, so.
38:53Oh, really?
38:54Yeah.
38:54Oh, God.
38:56Well, I was thinking that maybe the girls could just do their own thing.
39:02Are they not happy?
39:03No, not at all.
39:05They love it.
39:05They love it.
39:06Yeah, they love it.
39:07No, I just thought that it's a bit unfair of them hogging you all to themselves.
39:15And I know that the other parents would love a go, too.
39:19So, we can all look good for the photos as well.
39:27Oh, that's so sweet.
39:28Oh, no.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Listen, I'll grab some more brushes.
39:30Okay, yeah.
39:31And then I'll give this slot a once over.
39:33Shall I start on you?
39:34Taste that jawline out.
39:38Amanda's so nice letting you go first.
39:40I feel like a princess.
39:43Never had a make-off before.
39:45Don't you start.
39:45You'll get me going.
39:46I'm so sorry.
39:50Good news.
39:51I managed to ditch daggy old Claire.
39:53So if you were to lend a hand.
39:55This is really nice of you, but, um, gang guns helping us out.
39:58Oh.
39:59What?
40:00I'm used to be a model, so I'm virtually a professional.
40:02Well, for your information, I actually could have been a model.
40:05No, you couldn't have been a model.
40:05You've got your father's shoulders.
40:07It's all good, Mum.
40:08We'll be down in a minute.
40:10Love you.
40:12Okay, who's from top up?
40:16Busted mummy.
40:17What do you think you're doing?
40:18It's just a tiny tipple.
40:20Relax.
40:20I said no booze.
40:22My roof, my rules.
40:23And now?
40:24Amanda!
40:24The limo's here!
40:25Thank God.
40:27You may be a model, but you are no role model.
40:30I'll be right back.
40:32Oh, wow.
40:32Oh, I am loving the vibe of Cartlens, babe.
40:34I'll have a go next.
40:35Don't blink all your eyes.
40:36You'll get glued together.
40:38Tony, hi.
40:39Amanda!
40:39Yes, hello.
40:40Oh, can I just say?
40:42Yeah.
40:43Big fan of your underwear.
40:45Okay, um, we're not quite ready.
40:48So if you could just do a lap of the block, and I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
40:50Do you know how long you're going to be?
40:51Because I'd probably get back to the switchboard.
40:53Not long, not long.
40:54But just take the first left, and you can do a loop around the block.
40:56Well, that does look a bit tight.
40:58I don't usually drive the limo.
41:00Um, it's fine.
41:01Just keep circling.
41:02Well, we do need to leave soon, though.
41:05You're a professional, Claire.
41:06Make me look gorgeous.
41:07Oh, what fun.
41:08You're my favourite sort of client, right?
41:10I'm thinking something really funky.
41:12It's so lovely to have you back.
41:14I've got a rather interesting plan.
41:16I'd love to pass by you, if that's all right.
41:17Sorry, but can you just keep still?
41:19I'm going to start on your lips.
41:20Oh, yeah.
41:20All right.
41:21I'll go first.
41:22I have something to say to you as well.
41:24So the investors behind the cruise were really impressed with what I did.
41:29Uh-huh.
41:30And, um, and long story short, um, they've offered me my own restaurant.
41:36Oh, really?
41:37Well, where's that then?
41:38In London?
41:39No.
41:40Uh, in Miami.
41:42Wow.
41:42Fee, Fee, can you just hold still?
41:44Oh, yeah.
41:44Sorry.
41:44I mean, the weather's great all year round, and we can easily get a pet passport for Bobby.
41:50Wow.
41:51Oh.
41:52That's so fancy.
41:53I'd love to go to Miami.
41:54I've never been, but I've seen CSI in Miami.
41:57Oh, are you OK?
41:58Oh, I picked up the hot end of the hair straightness.
42:00Oh, again.
42:01Oh, when will I learn?
42:03Oh, I can't believe how handsome you look.
42:06I'm going to send these to all the pets.
42:08Now, get behind me and, uh, hold the bump.
42:10Oh, my, what?
42:10No, that's weird.
42:12Um, sit on my knee?
42:13No.
42:14Oh, I know.
42:14Why don't we press our cheeks together?
42:16Mum, this is getting creepy now.
42:19Jesus, is it that time already?
42:20I have to go to the boat.
42:21It leaves at six.
42:22Don't be late.
42:23Thank God.
42:24Bye, Anne.
42:27Listen, sorry if I was a bit of a ponctie pooper back then,
42:31but to make up for it,
42:33I wonder if you wanted to borrow my shoes.
42:35Oh, my gosh.
42:37Thank you so much.
42:38I'm a very petite size nine,
42:39so I'm sure you can make them work.
42:41I love them.
42:43Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your arches?
42:46Yeah.
42:46I love you.
42:46I love you.
42:47Oh, and if it's cool with you and the squad,
42:50maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches.
42:54Okay.
42:57Oh, what now?
43:00Yes.
43:04What?
43:05Oh, my gosh.
43:07Oh, boys, that's a lot of aftershave, huh?
43:10Right, where's your mum?
43:11Oh, she's in Luton.
43:13Sorry, you mean apps, don't you?
43:14Uh, I think she's in the garden.
43:16Hold up.
43:17Shit, I told you not to let her near the shed.
43:27Famous shed.
43:29Yeah, technically, it's a summer house.
43:31Yeah, normally we keep the vinyl in, um, not in here.
43:36So, it feels bigger.
43:39And, um, all right, look, abs.
43:43I see you poking around with your judgy looks.
43:46Our flat's not huge, and the phone reception's shit, and half of Ned's bedroom is in the back
43:50garden.
43:51But it's a nice flat, and the neighbours are lovely, and we like it here.
43:55So, stop behaving like...
43:59What?
43:59You're such a dick.
44:01What I was thinking was, holy shit, Mal's sorted his life out.
44:05You've got a toilet roll on the thingy.
44:07You've got two types of sugar.
44:09You've built a fucking den.
44:11Get into a summer house.
44:12Yeah, well, it's remarkable for a man who used to use a sock as a wallet.
44:16No, you're like a fully functioning human being, mate.
44:21And you're a really, really, really great dad.
44:23And, yeah, I just never thought I'd say it, but you've nailed being a grown-up.
44:30Thanks.
44:31Yeah.
44:33I hope it's okay for me to say this, but, um, let's not be married anymore is definitely...
44:40I totally agree.
44:47I love you guys.
44:50You pissed, George.
44:55Um, why are we all hugging in my chat?
44:57Oh, my...
44:58Oh, my...
44:59Look at this handsome young man there.
45:03Get in here, man.
45:04Look at what he's doing, man.
45:05Lady killer.
45:06I can't move.
45:07Oi, you lot, the limo's here.
45:09Are we going or what?
45:11You okay?
45:14Oh, my God.
45:20Open jacket, please.
45:21Anything down there?
45:23Nothing.
45:23Nothing?
45:24Okay.
45:24On you go.
45:26Hello.
45:27That's great.
45:28Hi, can you open your press, please?
45:31Turn around.
45:32Sorry, what is that?
45:33Water.
45:35Good, you're staying hydrated.
45:36That's great.
45:37On you go.
45:38Open your bag.
45:40Tony, please.
45:41It's not as simple as that Amanda.
45:42There's, like, so much space.
45:43I'm just scraping him there.
45:44It's just...
45:45It's really unfortunate.
45:46I can't believe you've got it.
45:47It's stuck.
45:48I'd normally just mind the phone.
45:49How?
45:50What's going on?
45:51Tony has got the limo stuck,
45:52and they're literally going to miss the boat.
45:54The girls are coming down, Mandy.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:56Move the car.
45:58How?
45:58I can't change physics.
46:00No, it's...
46:01Oh, my God.
46:02It's just...
46:02Yes, now...
46:03That's all I need.
46:04Move your limo.
46:08Oh, my God.
46:09Oh, sweetheart.
46:11Babe, you look amazing.
46:13Doesn't she look stunning?
46:14You look so beautiful, babe.
46:15Oh, no.
46:17What's up with the limo?
46:19Oh, God, we're not going to be late, are we?
46:21Right.
46:22Hold my way.
46:23What are you doing?
46:24I'm starting shit out.
46:25I'm driving a 15-year-old transit
46:27with a knackered clutch.
46:28This should be a piece of piss.
46:30It's stuck, Amanda.
46:30All right, matey.
46:31Give me the keys.
46:32Okay.
46:32Hurry up.
46:33We're late.
46:34Hurry up.
46:34Hey, you in the black car.
46:35Back up.
46:36Okay, Tony, out of the way.
46:38Out of the way.
46:39Your missus is a boss lady now.
46:41She can reverse part like a demon.
46:44Are we talking about the same Fiona?
46:46Oh, yes.
46:50Wonderful Lord.
46:51Wonderful Lord.
47:11Bloody hell, who is this new woman?
47:14You're late, you're late, you're late, you're late.
47:16Go, go, go.
47:16I love you so much.
47:18I love you so much.
47:19I love you.
47:20Mum, I really need to go.
47:21Just for a sec.
47:22Just for a sec.
47:23Mummy, you take it.
47:24Oh, no.
47:24Just take it, Mummy, quickly.
47:26Mum, let's go.
47:28You don't have time, Amanda.
47:29Go, go, go.
47:30Go, go.
47:32Enjoy yourselves.
47:33This only happens once.
47:35Bye, bye.
47:36See you, mate.
47:37Bye, darling.
47:38How are you from?
47:39Have a good time.
47:40Bye.
47:41I just wish I had a bit more time with them.
47:43Right, who else wants to get a makeover?
47:45Oh, no, someone's left their bag.
47:47Oh, no.
47:49Who's are these?
47:50Oh, God, they're Georgie's.
47:53She's wearing sliders.
47:54She can't wear sliders to the prom.
47:56This is a nightmare.
47:58Oh.
47:59Right, get in the van.
48:01Come on.
48:01Come on.
48:02Oh, God.
48:03Will we make it?
48:05Well, there's only one way to find out.
48:07Let's go.
48:11I think we just packed into Claire.
48:13I'm fine.
48:14I'm fine.
48:15It was my fault anyway.
48:17She's fine.
48:18Okay.
48:19Go, go, go.
48:26What are these?
48:28Antussids?
48:31You get the...
48:32Oh, God, it's terrible.
48:33Yeah, me too.
48:34It's a scourge.
48:34Go on.
48:34In you go.
48:35Have a good night.
48:36Okay.
48:36Hey, sorry.
48:37Can we hurry this up a bit, please, Darius's mum?
48:40It's just the boat driver wants to take off.
48:42Okay.
48:43It's cool.
48:50Honestly, the one time they're not glued to their boat.
48:54Oh, shit.
48:55Mal, it's 5.49.
48:57How do we stop the boat?
48:59Well, there is one person you could call.
49:04Hi, Amanda.
49:05Everything okay?
49:06Anne, you have to delay the boat.
49:08Well, we're nearly all aboard.
49:09Georgie has forgotten her shoes and I need to bring them to her.
49:12Please, Anne, we're nearly there.
49:14Leave it with me.
49:15Thank you.
49:16You know what, lads?
49:19I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough.
49:23My God, this whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop.
49:27What?
49:28Kids had a great time.
49:29Yeah, but I didn't get to join in.
49:31Not that Georgie wanted to be there anyway.
49:33Georgie's finding her groove.
49:34You should be proud.
49:36Getting her ready to fly the nest like your mum got you ready.
49:39And now here I am, moving back in with her.
49:41Well, for what it's worth, I'm going to miss you.
49:45Oh, my God, there it is.
49:46There it is, Mel.
49:47That's the turning.
49:48Yep, got it.
49:51Oh, my God.
49:52Let's go.
49:53I forgot my shoes.
49:54I forgot my shoes.
49:55Oh, my God.
49:56What am I going to do?
49:57I can't go to prom and sneakers.
49:58Okay, okay, okay.
49:59I mean, they look good.
50:00Does anyone know where I can turn around?
50:02No.
50:03Oh, my God.
50:04You're kidding me.
50:08All right, the limousine's stuck again,
50:09but it's just a couple of hundred yards away.
50:10If you sprit, you might just make it.
50:12Great.
50:12Uh, the door.
50:15Madam, we really need to go.
50:16Don't touch me.
50:17Don't touch me.
50:17I'm pregnant.
50:19Georgie, is it exciting to your mum?
50:21Because I don't think I can hang on any longer.
50:23No.
50:24Okay, we should get on the boat, George.
50:26Don't worry.
50:26If your heels don't arrive,
50:28some of the best times in my life
50:29I've been having comfortable shoes.
50:31Georgie!
50:31Oh, my God.
50:32Is that your mum?
50:33There she is.
50:34Georgie!
50:35Hold the boy!
50:37I want your shoes!
50:39Oh, my God!
50:41I want your shoes!
50:52That's vodka!
50:54What?
50:55So much.
50:56My darling, I love you.
50:58All aboard!
50:58Come on, quick!
51:00Thanks, mum.
51:00Oh, sweet.
51:01I have the most wonderful prom.
51:03And try not to spill any sticky drinks on those shoes, please.
51:06I want you.
51:07And I've sat in.
51:09And three, two, one.
51:12Hey!
51:15Oh, these are so hard to walk in.
51:17I'm going back to sliders.
51:19Mum!
51:21I'll stick with the flats.
51:22Catch!
51:27Does it matter?
51:29Have the best time, my sweetheart!
51:31Thanks.
51:34All right.
51:36Ann, quick.
51:37I can still see them.
51:38Can you swim?
51:38I mean, I've got my 20 metres.
51:47Can you believe our baby's gone to prom?
51:50It's mad, innit?
51:51Do you know, I can't take anything that you're saying seriously with that make-up on.
51:54I asked for Kardashian.
51:56Well, you got funny credit.
51:57Uh-huh.
52:00Nice driving back there.
52:02Never seen you take charge like that before.
52:04I'm a dog walker now.
52:06What I say goes.
52:08Ask the dogs.
52:11You don't want to move, do you?
52:15Not really.
52:17Huh?
52:18I mean, you know I love you.
52:21But this is the first time in years I feel settled.
52:24When Maltzer's got sixth form and we've got friends.
52:27And I'm not just...
52:28Ella's wife, Fee.
52:30I'm utterly barking, Fee, now.
52:33I'm going to say no to the author.
52:35No, no, go to Miami Bay.
52:37You've got to do it.
52:40We're going to stay here.
52:42We've made it work for the last year.
52:44We can do a bit longer.
52:49I'm going to take these eyelashes off.
52:56Hello!
52:57Is everyone gone now?
52:58Well, nearly.
52:59The make-up lady's upstairs washing her brushes.
53:00Oh, God, she's still here.
53:02How did it go?
53:03Well, Georgie got her photo and then my shoes fell in the temps.
53:09Well, that's what being a mother is about in the end.
53:12Emergencies and cheerleading.
53:13Yes.
53:13I think you're doing fantastically.
53:16Oh, Mummy.
53:17Mm-hmm.
53:18The estate agent called, by the way,
53:20and we officially exchange on Monday.
53:24Okay.
53:25Okay.
53:26Okay.
53:32Mummy, I don't think we should move in together.
53:38What relief.
53:39I couldn't agree more.
53:41Mummy, really?
53:43I think we'd kill each other.
53:44Those Georgia proportions aren't worth the jail time.
53:47Let's just stick to being mother and daughter and not roommates.
53:50Yes.
53:51Oh.
53:52Oh, Mummy, do you think you'll lose the deposit, though?
53:55Oh, no, because I'm still going to buy the house.
53:57I just don't think you should live there with me.
53:59What?
53:59But that's my house.
54:02Well, it's my house now, darling.
54:03And we're going to be neighbours.
54:05And if you ever want to pop in for a coffee,
54:07my door will always be open.
54:09Right.
54:09That's me, Dawn.
54:10Honestly, I've had the best time.
54:12I can't thank you enough.
54:13Thanks, Claire.
54:14I've really, I've just had the loveliest afternoon.
54:16Oh!
54:17Oh!
54:17Oh!
54:21I'm fine.
54:25I'm fine.
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