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00:01Oh, come on. It's not a big deal. Half of my class have got one.
00:04You're not getting a fake ID, Georgie. You're not old enough.
00:07Yeah, that's the point. It's not about drinking or going out or anything.
00:09Oh, no. I'm sure you're just desperate to do jury service.
00:12It's just some gigs in festivals or in venues that...
00:15It's a no, Georgie.
00:17Sweetheart, just be thankful you inherited a youthful appearance from my side of the family.
00:22Both of your dad's sisters are foreign so you can strike a match on.
00:28That should be our house. Life is so unfair.
00:32Is that a lot of money for a house?
00:33It is around here, Manus.
00:35Why is the writing so small?
00:37It's not. Your eye's okay?
00:39Yes. Thank you.
00:41It's their font that's the issue. My eyesight is actually perfect.
00:45Oh, come on. We'll be late.
00:49Oi! What are you doing with my daughter?
00:51Oh! I'm so sorry. So sorry.
00:53Mum. I just signed it.
00:56Second-hand embarrassment, Mum.
00:57It's just so embarrassing.
00:59How do you not know your own daughter?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:04Come on, boys. Half time. Let's get a drink.
01:07Sorry, Amanda. What was that again?
01:09Flat white whole milk.
01:10Great. Honestly. Head like a sieve.
01:13Flash white. Hold. Flash white. Hold. Flash white.
01:14Don't get too settled. We're gonna grab a team photo if we get a minute.
01:19What? Does someone need some glasses there?
01:22No, actually, Mal.
01:24For your information, I have a biological age of 33.
01:27Really?
01:27Yeah. Not my words. Those are Marie Claire's website.
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:30And my last eye test showed 20-20 vision.
01:33So...
01:33Yeah, but when was that?
01:34Because your eyes fall off a cliff in your late 40s, you know.
01:36Oh, that's nonsense.
01:37It's just a kind of misty haze.
01:39Okay.
01:40It's rather lovely.
01:41It's like watching a 1950s film.
01:43Great news. I've just got another book in.
01:45Hey.
01:46Okay.
01:46This one's a spaniel called Daniel.
01:48I already walk a pub called Doug and a bull mastiff whose balls are massive,
01:52which is almost the same thing.
01:53So it's like a proper business now, guys.
01:55I mean, it's got a logo and a name.
01:58I'm utterly barking.
02:01Indeed you are.
02:02I've even found myself a little van.
02:04Nice.
02:05What kind?
02:05I don't know.
02:06White one.
02:06Four wheels.
02:07I don't know much about cars.
02:09I saw it on Facebook and they said I could see it today, so...
02:12I could give it a look if you want.
02:13Really?
02:14Oh, yeah.
02:14Mal loves a bit of vansplaining.
02:20Because he's always like...
02:21Yes.
02:21Yeah, we've got it.
02:25Right.
02:26I've got a latte for Amanda.
02:28No, and flat white hole.
02:30Flat white hole.
02:31And with that, the nickname was born.
02:33Very sorry.
02:35I'm all at sixes and sevens today.
02:36It's fine.
02:37I'll drink it to be sustainable.
02:38Oh, talking of drinking, Georgie was just asking about fake ID.
02:42So something else to keep an eye out on.
02:43Great.
02:44Now I feel old.
02:46Well, no fee, because it shows they're young, too young to drink.
02:50Which means we're parents of young children.
02:53We're young parents.
02:54Oh, right.
02:55So do we need ID?
02:56Well, I don't see Darius having a need for that anytime soon.
02:58He's still all about Roblox.
03:00And chocolate milk.
03:01I mean, look at that little cherub.
03:03Yeah, exactly.
03:04Such a sweet, sweet little boy.
03:06Let's go!
03:11Can I give you a lift, darling?
03:13Kids think you're going by bus.
03:14I don't go by bus, I walk.
03:16Oh, poor thing.
03:19A lift would be lovely, thank you.
03:21Oh, um, do you think you could drop me at the opticians?
03:25Men don't make passes, they're girls who wear glasses.
03:29Mummy.
03:32Hold on, I haven't got my seatbelt on.
03:34Oh, come on.
03:37No, no, no, no.
03:40Where did I park the bloody thing?
03:45So, Elspeth's house is officially on the market.
03:48Dead cat lady.
03:48Yes, I'm sure that's how she...
03:52Oh...
03:52That was so close.
03:54I'm gonna have plenty of room.
03:54Um, yeah, it's not exactly cheap, but actually given the floor...
04:02Relax, I saw it.
04:05Yeah, so yeah, I'm just wondering if there's a way for me to secure the investment.
04:15Are you angling for a loan?
04:17No, not at all. I mean, nothing like that.
04:20I wasn't planning to pay it back.
04:22Well, that sounds really tempting.
04:23I never thought... Oh, my God!
04:26Um, there's a possibility of you gifting me some of my inheritance early, you know.
04:33Um, I heard of your, uh...
04:36Death?
04:37Oh, sorry, darling. All my money's tied up in the house.
04:40Oh.
04:40Looks like you're going to have to wait for me to croak.
04:43Christ.
04:45How have you made it this long?
04:47Mummy, can you just pull over? I'm going to walk from here.
04:49Fine. Your funeral.
04:50That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.
04:52There you are.
04:54Thanks, Mummy.
04:56Absolute media.
04:57Jeez, this is wrecked.
05:00Yeah, don't buy it.
05:02I like it.
05:03Are you serious?
05:04Yeah.
05:05It reminds me of the one that my dad used to drive.
05:07He's had a little rust patch, just like that.
05:10Yeah, most buyers don't normally go for those, as a rule.
05:13He used to take me out on his rounds with him.
05:15He was a delivery driver.
05:17Used to let me take off the handbrake, put the hazards on when he was making a drop.
05:20A lot of happy memories in that van.
05:22Listen, I get the nostalgia, I really do.
05:24But trust me, you do not, under any circumstances, want to buy a van in this sort of condition.
05:3060, 80, 1, 20, 40, 60, 80.
05:36Right, all done.
05:39So, the test shows you're a plus one in both eyes.
05:41Oh, that's great.
05:42Such relief.
05:43Thank you so much.
05:44No, that means you need glasses.
05:46But you said plus.
05:47Plus means good things.
05:48Like A plus or platinum plus or, well, everything.
05:52Except plus size.
05:54Actually, no.
05:55Even that now.
05:56It's just how we express degrees of long-sightedness.
05:58I'm long-sighted.
05:59It's a perfectly normal result.
06:01Especially if you're heading towards 50.
06:02I'm not heading towards 50.
06:04Oh, I did it at birthstone as 1970.
06:06Yes, I know what I put.
06:07I wouldn't call that heading towards 50.
06:09It's like turning onto the M4 at Chiswick and saying you're heading towards...
06:13Well, I'm not sure where the M4 ends up, but it's probably a very long way away and not worth
06:17worrying about.
06:18I think it's Swansea.
06:19Exactly.
06:20There you are then.
06:20Maybe take the prescription and just have a think.
06:24Okay.
06:34Where are the glasses?
06:37Mum, could you do us a favour?
06:39Oh, yes, of course.
06:40I was just standing here ironing while making a lasagna thinking, what else could I do?
06:43Cool.
06:44Could you get me an ID?
06:46Oh, my God.
06:48My little boy.
06:50Where's my little boy gone?
06:52What's the hurry to grow up?
06:53What do you need a fake ID for anyway?
06:55Is it for drink?
06:56Are you a drinker now?
06:57Or is it drugs?
06:58Are you hooked on drugs?
06:59I don't think a drug dealer would ever ask me for my ID.
07:02Anyway, I don't want a fake one.
07:03One of them government ones to prove I'm still 16.
07:06Why?
07:06I keep getting charged full price at the water slides.
07:08They're still like 18.
07:09That's all.
07:11Such a relief.
07:12You are.
07:13You're such a good boy.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15God, Kim, you're right scared there.
07:17Why would you do that?
07:19Why would you worry me like that?
07:20You're trying to give me a heart attack.
07:22What the heck?
07:22Mum!
07:23Sorry.
07:23I'm so sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:24I'm just feeling a little bit emotional today.
07:26I didn't sleep very well last night.
07:29Yes, that's absolutely no problem.
07:30I will send off for the ID in the morning.
07:32That's absolutely no problem.
07:33Okay.
07:35Mum, why are you ironing the pasta?
07:40Oh, no.
07:42Oh, no.
07:56Oh, they shoot you.
07:58Yes, they would say that.
07:59They're 300 pounds.
08:01Oh, okay.
08:05Yeah, okay.
08:07Try these.
08:08Similar style, just without the flex hinges.
08:10Okay.
08:1090 pounds.
08:11Okay.
08:12Yeah?
08:12There you go.
08:13Okay.
08:16Oh, wow.
08:18Okay.
08:18Maybe they all look good on you.
08:20Very good.
08:21I'm sure you're the king of commission.
08:23Oh, no.
08:23I'm not on commission.
08:27Okay.
08:27Well.
08:30Okay.
08:31We'll take those.
08:33Lens fitting takes about five days,
08:34so they should be ready by the end of the week.
08:36Oh, okay.
08:37Well, what do I do till then?
08:40Oh, um, so any readers might tide you over.
08:42Oh.
08:43Yeah, not the height of fashion,
08:45but if anyone can pull them off.
08:50Oh, uh, can I get your number?
08:54Um, that's very...
08:56And we'll call you when they're in.
08:58Yes, of course.
08:59Yeah.
08:59Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Um, it's 07.
09:03Yeah, it's just like my dad's van.
09:05You're going to love it, Dels.
09:06There's a steering wheel
09:07and a couple of these sun things
09:09and a few of these.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:12I've seen a van before.
09:13Look, as long as Mal is happy,
09:15Well, actually, Dels, I was...
09:17Oh, you're breaking up, actually, Della.
09:19Right.
09:20Let's get the pedal to the metal.
09:22You mean rust.
09:24Oh, yeah.
09:25Yes.
09:27Newcastle United over the last few seasons
09:29in the Premier League.
09:30There have been a...
09:31Fluna's screwed.
09:32Seems to be stuck on some sports station.
09:34Oh, I suppose I should name her.
09:36Me dad's was called Samantha.
09:38Maybe I'll call Amanda after Amanda.
09:40She's sort of like looking down on everyone.
09:43All right.
09:43Well, there's a bit of a knack
09:44to getting these in reversing.
09:46So lift the collar.
09:47Push them.
09:48Oh, ho, ho, ho.
09:50Are you sure you've never driven one of these?
09:53Yeah.
09:53Maybe it's in the jeans.
09:54All right, let's go.
09:58Whoa, Fee, what's that?
10:00Me?
10:01He came out of nowhere.
10:02I was indicating.
10:04I know, but we're in a white van.
10:06Us white van drivers
10:07have got a bad enough rep as it is, all right?
10:09Go easy on the horn, huh?
10:11All right, Mal.
10:22Mommy.
10:23Darling.
10:25Fancy seeing you here.
10:26Well, I live here.
10:27And don't you look a picture?
10:29In this?
10:30You look lovely in that color.
10:31What is happening here?
10:32What do you mean?
10:33Why are you being nice?
10:35Can't a mother pay her daughter a compliment?
10:37Yes, but historically...
10:38I was thinking about your idea
10:40about that house down the road,
10:41and I think you might be onto something.
10:44Mommy, are you serious?
10:45Well, it wouldn't hurt
10:45to take a little look around,
10:47and so I've booked us a viewing
10:48at 4 p.m. this afternoon,
10:50if you're free.
10:52Yes, amazing.
10:53Oh, Mommy, what happened there?
10:54Oh, just a little light brush
10:56against a keep left suggestion.
10:58Do you mean sign?
10:59No, the blue ones are just suggestions.
11:01Bye, darling.
11:07So, with GCSE's imminent,
11:09we just want to take you through
11:11a bit of exam prep,
11:12which we like to call
11:13the three Ps of revision.
11:15Plan, prepare, and...
11:19I should have made some notes.
11:21So, let's start with planning.
11:23Plan.
11:24It's so, so important
11:25that they have a timetable.
11:27If they haven't had time
11:29to put a timetable together,
11:30and sometimes they will flame...
11:32That was very interesting.
11:34Thank you, Mal.
11:34Where'd you get a new place
11:36on the high street hall?
11:371996.
11:38They're temporary
11:38until my designer frames are ready.
11:40And the handsome late 20s guy
11:42in the shop
11:43seemed to like me in glasses
11:45very much.
11:46Obviously,
11:47because it'll be on commission.
11:48Not on commission,
11:49actually, Mal.
11:50Just like what he saw.
11:52A lot.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:56What?
11:57It's him.
11:58Should he be texting me?
12:00Like, directly?
12:01Absolutely not.
12:01He's a serial killer.
12:02What's he saying?
12:03Okay.
12:05Hi, Amanda.
12:07Finley from OptiTrue here.
12:09Your glasses will be ready
12:10to collect tomorrow.
12:12I look forward
12:14to seeing you again.
12:17Okay.
12:18He, like,
12:18totally wants you
12:20to go and collect
12:21your glasses.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Because if that's his A-game,
12:24then he's no...
12:25Oh, Jesus.
12:26What's his name?
12:28Oh, God.
12:29You're a man.
12:30You're a man with all the women.
12:31James Bond.
12:32Tag a word.
12:32No.
12:33No, he's a lover.
12:35His name is the word
12:36for someone who, um...
12:37Honestly,
12:38I don't know
12:38what's wrong with me
12:39at the moment.
12:40My memory is terrible.
12:41I can't concentrate on anything.
12:43I've not been sleeping great,
12:44which doesn't help either.
12:45And then my emotions
12:46are just...
12:47Oh, Anne,
12:48do you think it's like,
12:49you know,
12:50in a pause?
12:51Don't be ridiculous, Abigail.
12:54Three years from all that.
12:55My sister started at 42.
12:57And I heard that, like,
12:57one in ten women
12:58get it early.
12:59No.
12:59Yeah?
12:59Can't be the menopause.
13:01Like Amanda said.
13:02One in ten, Anne.
13:05And to be fair,
13:06you always age quite quickly.
13:08Yeah.
13:09It all fits
13:09now I think about it.
13:10I mean,
13:10menopause definitely
13:11affects recall,
13:12I heard from my friend
13:13Marcy Jane Cameron
13:14in July at the ballet.
13:15Seat D4.
13:16Yeah.
13:16No, my sister had it all.
13:17Brain fog, tears,
13:19memory,
13:19the other works.
13:21What did she do?
13:22HRT.
13:22But it changed her life,
13:24so it's worth looking into.
13:25Yeah.
13:25Do you want to write that down, Anne?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Yeah, thank you.
13:28Were there any questions?
13:31Casanova!
13:32Sorry.
13:34Yes.
13:35Come on now,
13:36enough!
13:37What happens in the park
13:39stays at the park.
13:41Down to the coaching.
13:43Until United accept that,
13:45we ain't never gonna see
13:45any improvement.
13:46Do you know what I mean?
13:46They're getting paid a fortune.
13:48Fortune!
13:49All right, mate.
13:49I'm sick of it, Alan.
13:50Week in, week out.
13:51These guys get paid millions of cash.
13:52I mean, if anything,
13:53the issue's in the boardroom.
13:55I don't seem to care.
13:58Look, Fee,
13:58I hear what you're saying,
13:59but I don't think
14:00we can actually lay the woes
14:01of an entire season
14:02at the manager's door.
14:03Yeah, but he's taken the money.
14:04I'm sorry,
14:05but if you're happy
14:05to set the paycheck
14:06in the silverware,
14:07you have to hold your hands up
14:09to some sort of negligence.
14:10Okay, we can't say
14:11it's negligent.
14:12I'd say what I like, Alan.
14:13Free speech.
14:14It's free speech.
14:16Yeah, okay, thanks, Fee.
14:17You can hold some there
14:18with your free speech.
14:19Anyway, give you football calls
14:20coming in.
14:23I'll give you a few mugs.
14:27Ooh, such a lovely place.
14:29Yeah.
14:31Bags of potential.
14:32Bags.
14:35Well, I think we should
14:37have a catch-up tomorrow
14:38and have a little chat
14:39about what might be arranged.
14:43Mummy.
14:44Oh, oh.
14:45Yes.
14:45Almost forgot.
14:46Yes.
14:46There is a little thing
14:47you could do for me.
14:48Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
14:49You might get a letter
14:50from the police
14:51about a marginal speeding offence.
14:54If you could just
14:55tick the little box
14:56that says that you
14:56were behind the wheel,
14:58that would be
14:58a real weight off my mind.
15:01What?
15:03I was just saying,
15:04you might get a letter
15:05from the police.
15:06Yes, I heard what you said.
15:08It's the tiniest thing.
15:09It's just that, you see,
15:10my licence is pretty much
15:13full up, points-wise,
15:14and you haven't got any.
15:16So if you could just
15:16tick that little box,
15:17I think that would be
15:18easiest for everyone.
15:21But you were driving?
15:22Yes, but it's only
15:23paperwork, really.
15:24Well, no, it's me
15:25lying to the police
15:27and getting two points
15:28on my licence.
15:29Well, I think you'll find
15:30it's three, darling.
15:31Or you could go
15:32on one of those courses
15:33as it's your first offence.
15:34I haven't committed
15:34an offence.
15:35That's the spirit.
15:36I mean, what is
15:37ten miles an hour?
15:39They say that 40
15:39is the new 30.
15:41But I guess they just
15:42forgot to tell
15:43the speed cameras.
15:44Yes, right.
15:45Mummy, the cameras,
15:47they will have a photo
15:48of you at the wheel.
15:49Well, I don't think
15:49that'll be a problem.
15:50Of course it will.
15:51You're a woman in your 70s
15:52and I'm self-evidently not.
15:53Just this week,
15:54I had a man in his 20s
15:56practically drooling
15:57over me, for God's sake.
15:59I don't think anyone's
16:00going to believe I'm you.
16:02Well, let's just
16:03sleep on it, shall we?
16:04Seems we both
16:05have a lot to think about.
16:09Such a lovely house.
16:16Well, it's been mainly
16:17the memory issues, yes,
16:19but there has also been
16:20some mood swings.
16:21Just the other day,
16:22I told one of the twins
16:23that Mammy could really
16:24use some space right now.
16:26God, I don't know
16:27what came over me.
16:27I know they're no longer
16:28toddlers, but they
16:29shouldn't have to be
16:30listening to language like that.
16:31Okay.
16:32Well, they do have
16:33some results for you
16:34based on the urine test
16:35and those initial bloods.
16:36Right.
16:37Yes, and is it
16:40a woman's issue?
16:43In a way, yes.
16:44And you're pregnant.
16:52Darling.
16:53Mummy.
16:55What's this called?
16:56It's 3-0 to the Eagles.
16:58Oh, dear.
16:59No, we're the Eagles.
17:01Oh, yes.
17:03So, have you had the chance
17:05to think any more
17:06about my little request?
17:07Yes, Mummy.
17:08I got my letter.
17:11And whilst I'm a firm believer
17:13in helping out family members
17:14however I can,
17:16I downloaded the photo
17:18and, well...
17:24So, yeah,
17:25I think that puts
17:26that little debate to bed.
17:27I'll say it does.
17:30So you'll take the points?
17:32What?
17:32Well, that could easily be you.
17:34That's a pensioner.
17:35How dare you?
17:36What?
17:36Mummy, it's a statement of fact.
17:38Look, it's...
17:39Oh, Mal, okay.
17:40Sorry, do you have a moment?
17:40Can you just tell me
17:41what you see there?
17:42Oh, no.
17:48What are you going to do?
17:48Take the points
17:49or do the course?
17:51See?
17:55I just did a course.
18:10Anne, what happened?
18:11Oh, well, I fell off a chair
18:13because, oh, yes,
18:15also a bit of news.
18:17Turns out I'm pregnant.
18:19So, yeah.
18:21Oh, my days.
18:23Wonderful news, Anne.
18:24Congratulations.
18:26Yeah, that's amazing.
18:27Oh, thank you.
18:28Yes, a bit of a shock.
18:29Oh, we could all be pregnant, Anne.
18:30We're all young enough
18:31to be pregnant.
18:32Just because some of us
18:32choose not to be
18:33doesn't make us any older
18:33than the people who are.
18:34That's not how it works.
18:36Okay.
18:38Congratulations, Anne.
18:38I'm very pleased for you.
18:46Oh, hey.
18:57Hi.
18:58Hi.
18:58Picking up, right?
18:59That's right, yes.
19:00And what was the name?
19:03It's...
19:03I'm joking.
19:05Like, I forget that face.
19:06Take a seat, Amanda.
19:09Right here.
19:10Hey?
19:11Just check the fit,
19:13if I may.
19:13Oh.
19:18Yeah.
19:20How does that feel?
19:21Very nice.
19:23Great.
19:24Yeah, just check if the level
19:25will look at me.
19:27Okay.
19:28Yeah.
19:30Oh.
19:33Always looking good.
19:35Yeah.
19:35Real good.
19:38Uh, look.
19:40This is hugely unprofessional,
19:44but I was wondering.
19:45Follow me.
19:46Yeah, so those are for you
19:48and any problems,
19:49you know where to find me.
19:50Right.
19:51Yeah?
19:51Yes.
19:53Yes, I do.
19:54Ugh.
20:03Amanda.
20:04Hey there, Mama.
20:06Oh, look at you.
20:07You're absolutely glowing.
20:09I was, uh, I was just bleaching
20:11my moustache.
20:12Aw.
20:13I was just passing
20:14and I wanted to draw by
20:15a little preg-cent.
20:16A pregnancy present.
20:21Oh.
20:22It's for stretch marks.
20:23I've never had to use it ever,
20:24but it's supposed to be really great.
20:26Uh, thank you for this.
20:27Uh, my cousin uses this actually
20:29on her scars.
20:29She reversed pedalo
20:30into a bloom of jellyfish.
20:32I just got propositioned
20:34by the guy at the opticians.
20:35By the guy in his 20s?
20:36Yes.
20:37Are you sure he didn't get hold
20:38of the wrong end of the stick there?
20:39Yes.
20:39Anne?
20:41I'm quite sure.
20:42The only stick getting hold of
20:44was him wanting me
20:47to get hold of the right end
20:50of his...
20:51No.
20:52Anne?
20:53No, don't do that.
20:54Do your normal face.
20:55Why?
20:56What did I...
20:56Anne?
20:57No.
20:57You don't have the monopoly
20:58on being young and fertile, you know.
21:00Don't look at me like I'm some
21:02dried up husk.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on, I'll prove it.
21:05I'm just in the middle of...
21:06No, you're not.
21:06Come on, grab your coat.
21:07OK.
21:08Come on.
21:08Before they close.
21:09I'll be back in a minute.
21:10And wipe it off, it's gross.
21:15Right, come on.
21:21Did somebody call the R.A.P.?
21:23It's like R.A.C., but me.
21:26Yeah, I forgot to top up
21:27the bleeding coolant, didn't I?
21:28Hop in.
21:28I'll take you to Alphurs, mate.
21:30Oh, nice one, P.
21:35Oh.
21:36Oh, sorry.
21:37Oh, got a light.
21:39There's a light one there.
21:39Do you want to have?
21:40No, thank you.
21:41All right.
21:42Can I turn that down?
21:43Oi, oi!
21:44Lucky saddle!
21:45What the fuck?
21:47What?
21:47You can't say that.
21:49Well, that's what you say
21:50when you see a lady on a bike.
21:51You shout,
21:52lucky saddle,
21:53for good luck.
21:54It's like seeing a yellow car.
21:56My dad used to say it all the time.
21:58No, no, no, no.
21:58Okay.
21:59Turn off.
22:03That's not why your dad was saying lucky saddle.
22:06He was implying that the saddle was lucky
22:08because of where it was.
22:09On a bike?
22:10No, where?
22:10On the rider.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:14He was a white van man.
22:16Well, I mean...
22:17How did I fucking miss that?
22:18Well, you were a kid,
22:19and, you know,
22:20it was a different time.
22:21In the 90s.
22:22Even the greatest dads
22:23could be a bit stuck in the 80s.
22:25I mean,
22:25I'm a white van man,
22:26and we're just not like that anymore.
22:28Well, I bloody am.
22:30Look at me.
22:31Yeah, I mean,
22:32you could tidy up a little bit
22:33and think a bit more
22:35about how you behave on the road.
22:37Maybe it's just in my DNA, though.
22:40All them childhood memories.
22:42Stick me in a white van,
22:43and this is just what I've become.
22:44Hmm.
22:45Do you want me to drive?
22:46Yeah.
23:01Oi, I was indicating,
23:02you wanker!
23:03The ambition is there.
23:04The supporters,
23:05they know the money's there as well.
23:06The rules,
23:06they just slow everything there.
23:07Maybe it's the van.
23:13I don't know why we have to do this,
23:15because the shops want to be closed soon, anyway.
23:17It's barely 5.30.
23:18Now, listen,
23:18you're going to go in there
23:19and browse the glasses.
23:20I actually have 20-20 vision.
23:21Don't show off,
23:22and I will then enter,
23:23approach Finlay,
23:24and you will bear witness
23:25to a very handsome young man
23:26100% hitting on me.
23:28Okay, that damn he's leaving.
23:30That's him.
23:31Oh!
23:33He is a very handsome young man, yes.
23:34Yes, I didn't tell you that.
23:36Awful young, though.
23:36Well, I don't see it,
23:37but then maybe I'm not
23:38prejudiced like you.
23:39Oh, come on!
23:41He's been picked up by his mum.
23:43Well, we all see our mum's son.
23:44There's not an age
23:45when you suddenly
23:45stop seeing your mum.
23:47Oh.
23:47Actually, I, um,
23:49don't think that's his mum, Amanda.
23:53What?
23:55Do you think maybe he has, um,
23:56a slight...
23:59kink?
24:00for the older lady?
24:02And listen to me.
24:03If you want me to be godmother
24:04to your unborn child,
24:05which you do,
24:05this never happened.
24:08Okay?
24:15Ah, move it.
24:17Now.
24:22What the hell?
24:24Busted.
24:25I said we should sit inside.
24:26What do you think you're doing?
24:28It's one gin and tonic.
24:29And they're only single,
24:30so it's not that bad.
24:31Did your mum get you a fake ID?
24:32No, she went all around her about it.
24:34What?
24:34What is that supposed to mean?
24:36Where'd you get served?
24:37Drinks, ladies!
24:40Oh, shit.
24:41Terries.
24:42You little fucker!
24:44Well done, guys.
24:45Way to upset the pregnant woman.
24:49Oh.
24:50Had you not...
24:51Wait.
24:56Big brother!
25:05Darling, I was just...
25:07It's a no to taking your points.
25:09And I realise it's going to cost me
25:10any help with buying a house,
25:11but the fact is,
25:13neither of us are getting any younger.
25:15Eyes fail,
25:16reflexes go,
25:17and frankly,
25:18your driving's getting bloody awful.
25:21I worry you're going to kill someone.
25:24Probably yourself.
25:26Hmm.
25:28As it turns out,
25:29I would rather have you alive
25:31than a big house,
25:32so it's a no.
25:34No, mummy.
25:36Amanda!
25:36Mummy, I have said my piece.
25:38I have thought about it.
25:39Amanda, thank you
25:41for not wanting me dead.
25:44Not many mothers could say that.
25:45Mum...
25:46I likely brushed into
25:48a one-way suggestion today.
25:50Fine, yeah.
25:51So I think the time has come
25:53for me to admit
25:54that my driving days
25:55are behind me.
25:56Mummy...
25:56I've taken the points.
25:57They've taken my licence.
25:59Ant.
26:00Okay.
26:03What's this?
26:04Valuation on this place.
26:06I'm selling it
26:07to free up the money
26:09so I can put an offer in
26:10on...
26:11dead cat lady...
26:12Elspeth.
26:13Elspeth.
26:14Hey.
26:14I don't know what to say.
26:16But where will you live?
26:17Well, with you.
26:19In our new house.
26:21Oh!
26:21Oh, darling.
26:27It smells fantastic.
26:29Talk us through a little bit
26:30about how you make
26:31your wonderful croissants.
26:32Okay, well, the trick is
26:33the lamination.
26:34Because if you cut it open
26:35like this,
26:36you can see inside
26:37you've got all these layers.
26:38And that is a combination
26:39of butter and pastry.
26:41Oh, God.
26:43You woke me up again.
26:44How can you hear the kettle
26:45over that TV, Mummy?
26:47Has that been on all night?
26:49I always sleep with the television
26:50on in my own house.
26:51Well, it's not your house
26:52if I need to get to work.
26:54And please, Mummy,
26:54can you tidy up a bit?
26:56It's like living with a student.
26:58I'm homeless, Amanda.
26:59You're not homeless, Mummy.
27:00You're between a four-bedroom house
27:02and a six-bedroom house.
27:03Any day now,
27:04we could be exchanging.
27:05Well, while I'm in limbo,
27:07this is my bedroom.
27:08I don't see why
27:09I should have to tidy up.
27:11I mean, that's exactly
27:12why one has a cleaner.
27:13I don't have a cleaner.
27:14I am my own cleaner.
27:15Oh, so I shouldn't put
27:17my used towels in the bath.
27:19Will you let me know
27:20if the estate agent calls, Mummy?
27:22Yes.
27:23Oh, God damn it.
27:23I'm going to be late.
27:27Why is the fridge not working?
27:28Because I turned it off.
27:29Its buzzing annoyed me.
27:33Unbelievable.
27:34And Mummy,
27:35please, can you open a window?
27:36It stinks in there.
27:48Whoa.
27:50There's a lot of dogs
27:51you got there, Fee.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Hugo, Bobby, Snowball
27:54and my newest sign in, Shakira.
27:56That's great you're so busy.
27:58You're like the Deborah Meaden
27:59of dog walking.
28:00Yeah, I can basically cover
28:01all our household bills now.
28:02So it means when Della gets back,
28:04she can have a proper break
28:05from bloody cooking.
28:06She deserves a sabbatical.
28:08It's her turn at the basket weaving.
28:10Or whatever she fancies doing.
28:12I wish I was in a lesbian marriage.
28:14Just so considerate.
28:15No offence, Jade.
28:16Oh, none taken.
28:18When's Della back?
28:18Friday.
28:19I cannot wait.
28:20She literally flies in for the prom.
28:22Guys, can you believe
28:23that our babies are going to the proms?
28:26Oh, grown up.
28:27Fee, I might have to borrow
28:28your high vis for the big night
28:29because I have volunteered
28:30to man the gangplank.
28:32It's the prom on a pirate ship.
28:34It's a river cruise.
28:35Surprisingly, I'll mock it
28:36the haycroft.
28:37And you know what?
28:38I think a prom on a boat
28:39is a lovely idea.
28:41Yeah, because when I think
28:42of sort of drunk teenagers,
28:43I obviously think open water.
28:45Okay.
28:45There will be no illegal substances
28:47on my wife.
28:48Thank you very much.
28:49I know every trick in the book.
28:50I was once a teenager too,
28:51you know.
28:51My friends and I
28:53once smuggled a hamster
28:54into mass.
28:55Oh, God.
28:55Is that the hamster story again, Anne?
28:57Uh, boys, what are you doing?
28:59There's a game going on here.
29:00Guys, we're in the middle of a match.
29:02What are you playing at?
29:03Darius!
29:04Oh, what?
29:04He's doing his promposal.
29:05What is a promposal?
29:07Who thought of that stupid word?
29:08I think it's romantic.
29:09I think it's a promonation.
29:10Oh, here we go.
29:12Georgina, Felicity, Maury.
29:14Maury?
29:15I know.
29:16That's Johnny's mother's name.
29:18Will you go to promenade?
29:20Yes.
29:25Sorry, sorry.
29:26I know.
29:27It's the pregnancy hormones,
29:29but I'm just thinking of
29:30my little Darius
29:31and his little tuxedo
29:32like a tiny James Bond.
29:33Tiny James is
29:34the size of Jaws
29:35from James Bond.
29:36Well, spread the word, guys,
29:38because this year's afterparty
29:39is going to be at
29:39Senuous HQ,
29:40a.k.a. our house,
29:41and it's going to be lit.
29:43Sorry, Mom.
29:43There's actually been
29:44a change of plan.
29:45We're all going to
29:45Becky Soto's house now.
29:46Our house is massive
29:47and our parents are getting
29:47the carpets change anyway, so.
29:49Oh, cool.
29:50Yeah.
29:51That does sound dope, actually.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Well, we'll do the pre's.
29:55What are the pre's?
29:56Pre's.
29:57Pre-party.
29:58It's actually way cooler
29:59than the afterparty.
30:00Girls only.
30:01A.k.a. the squad.
30:02Georgie can be Taylor,
30:03I'll be Selena,
30:04and Morton can be Blake.
30:05Oh, come on.
30:06At least let me be Gigi.
30:07Okay.
30:09Best mom ever, right?
30:11Mom?
30:11You know what would look
30:12amazing with my dress?
30:13What?
30:14Your blue vintage shoes?
30:15They're not vintage.
30:16I wore them in my 20s,
30:18and they cost more than a term
30:19at a mid-table prep,
30:20so, no.
30:21Right.
30:22I got me some pre's to plan.
30:24Well, while you guys
30:25are doing that,
30:25Derek's going to come to us
30:26for a shit and a shave
30:27before the prom if he wants.
30:28Lovely, yeah.
30:29Okay, cool.
30:30So, should JJ and I
30:30come over too
30:31and wave them off?
30:32Nice.
30:33That'll be good.
30:34Yeah, I mean...
30:35Oh, we could do it at yours.
30:37You know what I mean?
30:38That's fine with me.
30:39Yeah?
30:39Oh, no, Mel,
30:40we should do it at yours
30:41because then we can all
30:41chip in for the limo.
30:42I mean, they're inherently naff,
30:43but teenagers don't seem
30:45to know that, so...
30:46We had a limo at our wedding.
30:47Yeah.
30:49So...
30:49Congratulations.
30:52See you Friday for the pre's.
30:56I'm back.
30:57Hello.
30:58Any news from the estate agent,
31:00mummy?
31:00Uh-uh.
31:03Why are you still in bed?
31:04I need to start
31:05setting up for the party.
31:05Well, it's not my fault
31:06I slept so terribly.
31:08Your downstairs neighbour
31:09started hoovering at 11am.
31:10How can you even hear
31:11the hoover over that TV?
31:13Please get up, mummy.
31:14I need to turn this room
31:15into a spa by 2pm
31:16when the girls arrive.
31:17Well, if you're going to be in here,
31:18where exactly am I supposed
31:19to watch Wimbledon?
31:21I'm helping the crew get ready,
31:22so it's not my concern.
31:23This is the designated
31:24VIP's area.
31:27What is this?
31:29Gross, mummy.
31:30What?
31:31I did it out of the window.
31:37Why are you going through my bins?
31:39Uh, my bins?
31:40Building a coffee table,
31:41I've accidentally dropped a screw.
31:43Right.
31:44Abs has never actually been
31:45inside my flat,
31:46and I want to present
31:47as the kind of person
31:48who puts their cup
31:49somewhere predictable.
31:50Ah!
31:51Ha ha!
31:53Nice screw.
31:55Um, you think you could ask
31:56your mum to turn the telly
31:57down at night?
31:58I can hear his GB news
31:59from the floorboards.
32:00I'm becoming right-wing
32:01for osmosis.
32:01No, if I could,
32:02I would.
32:03It's like having another teenager.
32:04It's a good job you're going
32:05to be living together,
32:06then, isn't it?
32:06It'll be fine once we have
32:07a moving-in date.
32:08And everyone knows
32:09high ceilings really
32:09absorb family tension.
32:11Oh, yeah.
32:12Does that really work
32:13that Buckingham Palace?
32:18Okay, right.
32:19Boat leaves at six,
32:20limo arrives at five.
32:22Fifty minutes for photo ops.
32:23I'll tell makeup
32:24we need everyone ready
32:254.30.
32:26She's worked on strictly
32:27so she'll understand deadlines.
32:28Mommy,
32:29it's Crystal for the breeze.
32:30I'm really smelling them.
32:31It's the guys.
32:33So exciting.
32:34Please don't try
32:35and be cool, Mum.
32:36As if.
32:39Hey-o!
32:42Strong, man.
32:42Look at that!
32:44You should hear him text
32:45and it's like a 1950s
32:46type pit bull.
32:47Hello!
32:47Oh, God, God.
32:48Welcome back!
32:50How are the high seas?
32:52Have you seen below deck?
32:53No!
32:54Well, that's that comparison,
32:56Fogden.
32:56It's all right
32:57if we hang around
32:57to do photos, right?
32:58I'm going to be
32:58sort of a drop-off
32:59because I'm going to be
33:00hanging with the girls.
33:02Hi!
33:09Mommy,
33:10it's very loud.
33:12Mommy!
33:13Shall we turn that off now?
33:14We've got guests.
33:15Mm-hmm.
33:16Elaine's here with
33:17Can someone get that?
33:18You're a tennis fan, Della.
33:19Never watched it,
33:20never played it,
33:20but it's produced
33:21some excellent lesbians,
33:22so yeah, yeah,
33:23I'm a fan.
33:24And the baby,
33:25got any vino?
33:26Um,
33:27okay.
33:28Yeah,
33:28I'm just about to take
33:29some drinks up
33:30to the girls' fee,
33:30but I think there's
33:31some wine in the fridge.
33:33Oh,
33:34right.
33:34That's Mommy's drink,
33:35that.
33:36I heard that.
33:37It's so fun
33:38having Della back,
33:39and I'm excited
33:40to take over
33:41as the breadwinner,
33:42so I can't wait
33:43to tell her
33:43I think that's a good one.
33:46Oh,
33:47I think I might
33:47be needed now.
33:48Okay.
33:50Georgie,
33:50the makeup designer.
33:52Hi there.
33:53I'm Claire.
33:54Hello.
33:54I'm seeing you
33:54a tad late.
33:55The traffic was a nightmare
33:56down from Birmingham.
33:57Oh, for the Strictly talk?
33:58No,
33:58my parents live there
33:59and I'm crashing with them
34:00because my house
34:00burnt down in a fire.
34:02Note to self,
34:03don't light candles
34:03and fall asleep in the bath.
34:05Right,
34:05where do you want me?
34:06Do you want to do it
34:06in my room?
34:07Oh,
34:07sweetheart,
34:07I've got it all set up
34:08in here.
34:09Actually,
34:09it all sounds good
34:10because I could do
34:10with a bit of space
34:11for all my kit.
34:12Oh,
34:12okay.
34:12I'm one of life's spreaders.
34:14I'm a super spreader,
34:15you could say.
34:16Though,
34:16if you can catch it,
34:23you'll be needing this
34:24for Claire.
34:24is that all right?
34:25Yeah,
34:25that's fine.
34:26It weighs a ton.
34:26I slipped a disc last year,
34:28is that okay?
34:29I've got it.
34:30Can you manage?
34:30Yes.
34:31Yes.
34:32So exciting.
34:36Okay.
34:37Oh,
34:38loving the vibe.
34:40I'll just pop this.
34:41Oh, yeah.
34:41I thought maybe
34:42I could lend a hand
34:43with the hair.
34:44So I'm going to need
34:44a plug for my straightness.
34:46Oh,
34:46that'd be nice.
34:46Oh, mum,
34:47could we get some drinks?
34:48Oh,
34:49oh,
34:49wait,
34:50yeah,
34:50no,
34:50I'm actually quite thirsty,
34:51could we?
34:51Can I get a drink too?
34:53Oh,
34:54yes,
34:54yes,
34:54sure,
34:55of course.
34:56More cocktails
34:56come right up.
34:57Don't do anything fun
34:58without me.
35:03Who is calling me?
35:06Hello,
35:06Amanda speaking.
35:07Oh,
35:07hello,
35:07it's Tony here
35:08from posh and classy
35:09limos and coaches.com.
35:10Hi.
35:11Listen,
35:11a bit of bad news,
35:12I'm afraid,
35:12my darling.
35:13Our driver
35:13has just come down
35:14with a migraine.
35:15These cocktails are off.
35:17They're not,
35:17they're just non-alcoholic.
35:18Sorry,
35:18what has this got to do with me?
35:19Well,
35:20I'm afraid we're going
35:20to have to cancel.
35:21What?
35:22No.
35:22You can't cancel.
35:23I need that limo.
35:24It's my daughter's prop.
35:25Sorry,
35:26but we just don't have a driver
35:27who can handle a vehicle
35:28of that length.
35:29Now,
35:29listen,
35:30I don't usually do this
35:31because I am a very modest
35:32super influencer,
35:33but my Insta-senuous
35:34is followed by a lot
35:35of influential people
35:36who could definitely
35:36afford to hire limos.
35:37albeit ironically
35:38and all I need to do
35:40is post that you cancelled
35:41at the last minute
35:42and,
35:43well,
35:44that's going to be seen
35:45by a lot
35:46of powerful eyeballs.
35:47And you are going
35:48to rue the day.
35:49Amanda?
35:50Yes?
35:50I'll sort it.
35:52Oh.
35:53Okay.
35:57All right.
35:58Mummy,
35:59please turn the volume down.
36:00And have you got your phone
36:01on your own case
36:01to a stage agent?
36:02Oh, nag, nag, nag.
36:03I'm not a child, you know.
36:04Okay, well,
36:05stop acting like one.
36:06Right, drinks time.
36:08Not for you.
36:09Girls,
36:10it's mocktail or clocktail.
36:12Oh, God.
36:13Yes,
36:13you didn't put the lid
36:14on their glitter.
36:15Don't worry,
36:16I've got more in the car.
36:21Girl?
36:22Hey.
36:25Who wants a smooch
36:26on the beach?
36:27I think you're going
36:28to have to take it off
36:28and start again, George.
36:29It's awful.
36:31What's wrong?
36:33Oh.
36:34Makeup designer is so bad, Mum.
36:36She's made me look really old.
36:37She didn't even know
36:38what contouring was.
36:39We had to show
36:40her YouTube video.
36:40No.
36:41What?
36:41She's worked on Strictly.
36:42Yeah, she did Bill Bailey.
36:44Damn it.
36:45Please,
36:45can you ask her to leave, Mum?
36:46She's going to make us
36:47look like middle-aged receptionists.
36:48I can't.
36:48I've paid for her
36:49and she's driven
36:49all the way from Birmingham
36:50and she's so nice.
36:52Please, Mum.
36:55Yeah,
36:56she does.
36:56You do look hideous,
36:58my love.
36:58I'm sorry.
36:59I'll sort it.
37:01Okay,
37:02I've cleaned the bathroom,
37:03I've done the kitchen.
37:04Um,
37:05there's no smell in here.
37:06Yeah,
37:06reeks of Febreas and bleach.
37:08Oh, right, great.
37:09God,
37:10there's a lot more space in here.
37:12Have you had a wall taken out?
37:13Uh,
37:14no,
37:14I just put all the vinyls in the shed
37:16to create a bit of space,
37:17you know?
37:17Which reminds me,
37:18do not let abs in the summer house.
37:20It's a tip
37:20and anyone who's got a beer
37:23can use one of the coasters,
37:24please.
37:25Since when did you use coasters?
37:26Since today.
37:27It's a new table.
37:28I don't want to get marks on it.
37:30Oh, shit.
37:31They're here.
37:35Hey,
37:36come in.
37:36Welcome.
37:37Only us.
37:38Everyone decent.
37:39Hey,
37:39JJ.
37:39You all right,
37:40Mum?
37:40Hi,
37:41baby.
37:43Wow.
37:44Yeah,
37:45so,
37:45this is where the magic happens,
37:47hey?
37:47Oh,
37:47yeah,
37:47of course,
37:48you've never been here.
37:49No,
37:49I haven't been inside,
37:51no.
37:51I came to your old place
37:52above the barbers
37:53that was definitely
37:53a money laundering front.
37:55Can I use your bog?
37:56Yeah,
37:57yeah,
37:57yeah,
37:57straight through.
37:58Great.
38:00Hey,
38:01JJ,
38:01you want a beer?
38:02Oh,
38:02sure.
38:03Coaster.
38:04Oh,
38:04one shouldn't hurt.
38:06JJ,
38:06man.
38:07Yes,
38:08thank you.
38:09I just cleaned the floor.
38:15Hmm.
38:18Oh,
38:18just the person
38:19I was looking for.
38:20You've got a parking ticket.
38:22classic me.
38:23Is everything all right?
38:24Yes,
38:25terrific.
38:26Really,
38:26really good.
38:27Sorry,
38:28come on.
38:28Mummy,
38:29it's very loud,
38:30turn it down.
38:30Oh,
38:31God.
38:32Tell you what,
38:32we're having such a laugh up there.
38:34Those young ladies,
38:34they're a real hoot.
38:35Reminds me of when I used to work
38:37with Carol Smiley.
38:38And you're Georgie,
38:38she's so polite.
38:40She's a real credit to you,
38:41Amanda.
38:41Oh,
38:41thanks.
38:42So,
38:43I know we talked about you doing
38:45the full three hours.
38:46Listen,
38:46I'm happy to do more.
38:48I'm just so pleased to be here.
38:50This is my first gig back
38:51since I finished chemo,
38:52so.
38:53Oh,
38:53really?
38:54Yeah.
38:54Oh,
38:55God.
38:56Well,
38:57I was thinking that maybe the girls
39:00could just do their own thing.
39:02Are they not happy?
39:03No,
39:04not at all.
39:05They love it.
39:05They love it.
39:06Yeah,
39:06yeah,
39:06they love it.
39:07No,
39:07I just thought that it's a bit unfair
39:13of them hogging you all to themselves.
39:15And I know that the other parents
39:16would love a go too.
39:18So,
39:19we can all look good
39:20for the photos as well.
39:23Oh!
39:25Of course!
39:27Oh,
39:27that's so sweet.
39:28no!
39:29Yeah,
39:29this one I'll grab some more brushes.
39:30Okay,
39:31yeah.
39:31And then I'll give this slot
39:32I want so.
39:32Shall I start on you?
39:34Taste that jawline out.
39:35Huh?
39:36Yeah.
39:38Amanda's so nice
39:39letting you go first.
39:40I feel like a princess.
39:43I've never had a make-off before.
39:45Don't you start.
39:45You'll get me going.
39:46I'm so sorry.
39:50Good news.
39:51I managed to ditch
39:52daggy old Claire.
39:54So here I am to lend a hand.
39:55This is really nice of you,
39:56but, um,
39:57gang guns helping us out.
39:58Oh.
39:59What?
40:00I used to be a model,
40:01so I'm virtually a professional.
40:02Well,
40:02for your information,
40:03I actually could have been a model.
40:05No,
40:05you couldn't have been a model.
40:05You've got your father's shoulders.
40:07It's all good,
40:08Mum.
40:08We'll be down in a minute.
40:10Love you.
40:12Okay,
40:12who's from top up?
40:16Busted!
40:16Mummy!
40:17What do you think you're doing?
40:18It's just a tiny tipple.
40:20Relax.
40:20I said no booze.
40:22My roof,
40:22my rules.
40:23And now?
40:24Amanda!
40:24The limo's here!
40:25Thank God.
40:27You may be a model,
40:28but you are no role model.
40:30I'll be right back.
40:32Oh, wow.
40:32I am loving the vibe of Cartlands,
40:34babe.
40:34I'll have a go next.
40:35Don't blink for your eyes
40:36if you'll get glued together.
40:37Tony!
40:38Hi!
40:39Amanda!
40:39Yes, hello!
40:40Oh!
40:41Can I just say?
40:42Yeah.
40:43Big fan of your underwear.
40:45Okay.
40:46Um,
40:47we're not quite ready,
40:48so if you could just do a lap of the block
40:49and I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
40:50Do you know how long you're going to be
40:51because I'd probably get back to the switchboard.
40:53Not long.
40:53Not long.
40:54But just take the first left
40:55and you can do a loop around the block.
40:57Well,
40:57that does look a bit tight.
40:58I don't usually drive the limo.
41:00It's fine.
41:01Just keep circling.
41:03We do need to leave soon, though.
41:05You're a professional, Claire.
41:06Make me look gorgeous.
41:07Oh, what fun.
41:08You're my favourite sort of client, right?
41:10I'm thinking something really fun, Kate.
41:12It's so lovely to have you back.
41:14I've got a rather interesting plan.
41:16I'd love to pass by you if that's all right.
41:17Can you just keep still?
41:19I'm going to start on your lips.
41:20Oh, yeah.
41:20All right.
41:21I'll go first.
41:21I have something to say to you as well.
41:23So,
41:24the investors
41:26behind the cruise
41:27were really impressed
41:28with what I did.
41:29Uh-huh.
41:30And,
41:31long story short,
41:34they've offered me my own restaurant.
41:36Oh!
41:36Really?
41:37Where's that, then?
41:38In London?
41:39No.
41:40In Miami!
41:42Wow.
41:42Fee,
41:43Fee,
41:43can you just hold still?
41:44Oh, yeah.
41:44Sorry.
41:45I mean,
41:45the weather's great all year round
41:47and
41:47we can easily get a pet passport
41:49from Bobby.
41:50Wow.
41:51Oh.
41:52That's so fancy.
41:53I'd love to go to Miami.
41:54I've never been,
41:55but I've seen CSI in Miami.
41:56Oh!
41:57Are you OK?
41:58Oh,
41:58I picked up the hot end
41:59of the hair straightness.
42:00Oh,
42:00again.
42:01Oh,
42:01when will I learn?
42:03Oh,
42:04I can't believe how handsome you look.
42:06I'm going to send these
42:07to all the pets.
42:08Now,
42:08get behind me
42:09and hold the bump.
42:10Oh,
42:10my,
42:10what?
42:10No,
42:11that's weird.
42:12Um,
42:12sit on my knee?
42:13No.
42:14Oh,
42:14why not?
42:14Why don't we press our cheeks together?
42:16Mom,
42:16this is getting creepy now.
42:19Jesus,
42:19is it that time already?
42:20I have to go to the boat.
42:21It leaves at six,
42:22don't be late.
42:23Thank God.
42:24Bye,
42:24Anne.
42:25Bye.
42:27Listen,
42:27sorry if I was a bit of a ponctie pooper back then,
42:31but to make up for it,
42:33I wonder if you wanted to borrow my shoes.
42:35Oh,
42:36my gosh.
42:37Thank you so much.
42:38I'm a very petite size nine,
42:39so I'm sure you can make them work.
42:41I love them.
42:42Oh.
42:43Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your archers?
42:46Yeah.
42:46I love you.
42:47I love you.
42:48And if it's cool with you and the squad,
42:50maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches.
42:54Okay.
42:57What now?
43:01Yes.
43:04What?
43:05Oh,
43:07boys,
43:08that's a lot of aftershave, huh?
43:10Right,
43:10where's your mom?
43:11Oh,
43:11she's in Luton.
43:13Sorry,
43:13you mean apps,
43:14don't you?
43:14I think she's in the garden.
43:16Hold up.
43:17Shit,
43:18I told you not to let her near the shed.
43:27Famous shed.
43:29Yeah,
43:29technically,
43:30it's a summer house.
43:32Yeah,
43:32normally,
43:32we keep the vinyl in,
43:35not in here.
43:36So,
43:37it feels bigger,
43:39and,
43:39um,
43:42all right,
43:43look,
43:43Abs,
43:43I see you poking around with your judgy looks.
43:46My flat's not huge,
43:47and the phone reception's shit,
43:48and half of Ned's bedroom
43:49is in the back garden,
43:51but it's a nice flat,
43:53and the neighbours are lovely,
43:54and we like it here,
43:55so stop behaving like,
43:59what?
43:59You're such a dick.
44:01What I was thinking was,
44:03holy shit,
44:04Mal's sorted his life out.
44:05you've got a toilet roll
44:06on the thingy,
44:08you've got two types of sugar,
44:09you've built a fucking den.
44:11To get into some house.
44:12Yeah,
44:13well,
44:13it's remarkable for a man
44:14who used to use a sock as a wallet.
44:16No,
44:17you're like a fully functioning human being,
44:18mate.
44:21and you're a really,
44:22really,
44:23really great dad,
44:24and,
44:24yeah,
44:25I just never thought I'd say it,
44:26but,
44:27you've nailed being a grown-up.
44:30Thanks.
44:31Yeah.
44:33I hope it's okay for me to say this,
44:36but,
44:36um,
44:38us not being married anymore is definitely,
44:40I totally agree.
44:47I love you guys.
44:50You pissed,
44:51George.
44:52Yeah.
44:55Um,
44:56why were you all hugging in my shirt?
44:57Oh my,
44:58oh my,
44:59look at this handsome young man.
45:02Get in here,
45:03man.
45:04What are you doing,
45:06A little lady killer.
45:07I can't move.
45:07Oi,
45:08you lot,
45:08the limo's here.
45:09Are we going or what?
45:11You okay?
45:14Oh my God.
45:20Open the jacket,
45:21please.
45:21Get them there.
45:23Nothing.
45:23Nothing?
45:24Okay.
45:24On you go.
45:26Hello.
45:27That's great.
45:28Hi,
45:29can you open your purse,
45:29please?
45:31Turn around.
45:32Sorry,
45:32what is that?
45:33Water.
45:35Good,
45:35you're staying hydrated.
45:36That's great.
45:37On you go.
45:38Open your bag.
45:40Tony,
45:40please.
45:40It's not as simple as that Amanda.
45:42There's like so much space.
45:43I'm just scraping him there.
45:44It's just,
45:44it's really unfortunate.
45:46I can't believe you got it.
45:47It's stuck.
45:48I'd normally just mind the phone.
45:49How?
45:50What's going on?
45:51Tony has got the limo stuck
45:52and they're literally going to miss the boat.
45:54The girls are coming down,
45:55Mandy.
45:55Oh my God.
45:57Move the car.
45:58How?
45:58I can't change physics.
46:00It's,
46:01my God.
46:02It's just,
46:02yes,
46:03that's all I need.
46:04Move your limo.
46:04You're blocking your thread.
46:08Oh my God.
46:09Oh,
46:10sweetheart.
46:11Babe,
46:12you look amazing.
46:13Doesn't she look stunning?
46:14You look so beautiful,
46:15babe.
46:15Oh my God.
46:17What's up with him in the limo?
46:19Oh God,
46:19we're not going to be late,
46:20are we?
46:21Right.
46:22Hold my one.
46:23What you doing?
46:24Starting shit out.
46:25I'm driving a 15-year-old transit
46:27with a knackered clutch.
46:28This should be a piece of piss.
46:30It's stuck,
46:30Amanda.
46:30All right, matey.
46:31Give me the keys.
46:32Okay.
46:32Hurry up.
46:33We're late.
46:33Hurry up.
46:34Hey,
46:34you in the black car.
46:35Back up.
46:37Okay,
46:37Tony,
46:37out of the way.
46:38Out of the way.
46:39Your missus is a boss lady now.
46:41She can reverse part like a demon.
46:44Are we talking about the same Fiona?
46:46Oh,
46:46yes.
46:50multiple odds,
46:51multiple odds.
47:11Bloody hell,
47:12who is this new woman?
47:14You're late,
47:14you're late,
47:15you're late,
47:15you're late,
47:15you're late.
47:15Go,
47:16go,
47:16I love you so much.
47:19I love you.
47:20Mum,
47:20I really need to go.
47:22Just for a sec.
47:22Just for a sec.
47:23Mummy,
47:23you take it.
47:24Oh,
47:24now,
47:24how is this new work?
47:25Just take it,
47:25quickly.
47:26Mum,
47:27let's go.
47:28You don't have time,
47:29Amanda.
47:29Go,
47:30go,
47:30go,
47:30go.
47:32Enjoy yourselves.
47:33This only happens once.
47:35Bye bye.
47:36See you,
47:36mate.
47:37Bye darling,
47:38where are you from?
47:41I just wish I had a bit more time with them.
47:43Right.
47:44Who else wants to get a makeover?
47:45Oh no,
47:45someone's left their bag.
47:47Oh no.
47:49Who's are these?
47:50Oh god,
47:51they're Georgie's.
47:53She's wearing sliders,
47:54she can't wear sliders to the prom.
47:56This is a nightmare.
47:59Right,
48:00get in the van.
48:01Come on.
48:01Come on.
48:02Oh god,
48:03will we make it?
48:05Well,
48:05there's only one way to find out.
48:07Let's go.
48:11I think we just backed into Claire.
48:13I'm fine.
48:14I'm fine.
48:15It was my fault anyway.
48:17She's fine.
48:18Okay.
48:18Go,
48:19go,
48:19go,
48:23go.
48:26What are these?
48:29Antussets.
48:31You get the...
48:32Oh god,
48:32it's terrible.
48:33Yeah,
48:33me too.
48:34It's a scourge.
48:34Go on,
48:34in you go.
48:35Have a good night.
48:36Okay.
48:36Hi,
48:37sorry,
48:37can we hurry this up a bit,
48:39please,
48:39Darius's mum?
48:40It's just the boat driver wants to take off.
48:42Okay,
48:43cool.
48:50Honestly,
48:51the one time they're not glued to their boat.
48:54Oh,
48:55shit.
48:55Mal,
48:56it's 5.49.
48:57How do we stop the boat?
48:59Well,
48:59there is one person you could call.
49:04Hi,
49:05Amanda.
49:05You're fine okay?
49:06Ant,
49:06you have to delay the boat.
49:08Well,
49:08we're nearly on board.
49:09Georgie has forgotten her shoes,
49:10and I need to bring them to her.
49:11Please,
49:12Anne,
49:12we're nearly there.
49:14Leave it with me.
49:16You know what,
49:17lads?
49:19I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough.
49:23My god,
49:24this whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop.
49:27What?
49:28Kids had a great time.
49:29Yeah,
49:30but I didn't get to join in.
49:31Not that Georgie wanted to be there anyway.
49:33Georgie's finding her groove.
49:34You should be proud.
49:36Getting her ready to fly the nest like your mum got you ready.
49:39And now here I am,
49:40moving back in with her.
49:41Well,
49:41for what it's worth,
49:42I'm going to miss you.
49:45Oh my god,
49:46there it is.
49:46There it is,
49:47Mel.
49:47That's the turning.
49:48Yep,
49:48got it.
49:51Oh my god.
49:52Let's go.
49:53I forgot my shoes.
49:54I forgot my shoes.
49:55Oh my god.
49:56What am I going to do?
49:57I can't go to prom and sneakers.
49:58Okay, okay, okay.
49:59I mean,
49:59they look good.
50:00Does anyone know where I can turn around?
50:02No,
50:03oh my god,
50:04what?
50:04You're kidding me.
50:08All right,
50:08the limousine's stuck again,
50:09but it's just a couple of hundred yards away.
50:11If you sprit,
50:11you might just make it.
50:12Great.
50:13Uh,
50:13the door.
50:15Madam,
50:15we really need to go.
50:16Don't touch me.
50:17Don't touch me.
50:17I'm pregnant.
50:19Georgie,
50:20is it exciting to your mum?
50:21Because,
50:21I don't think I can hang on any longer.
50:23No.
50:24Okay,
50:24we should get on the boat,
50:25George.
50:25Don't worry.
50:26If your heels don't arrive,
50:28some of the best times of my life
50:29have been having comfortable shoes.
50:30Georgie!
50:31Oh my god,
50:32is that your mum?
50:33There she is.
50:34Georgie!
50:35Hold the point!
50:37I want your shoes!
50:40Elijah!
50:42Elijah!
50:44Elijah!
50:44Oh my god,
50:45I'm sorry.
50:47I'm sorry.
50:48I'm sorry.
50:49I'm sorry.
50:50I'm sorry.
50:50I'm sorry.
50:50I'm sorry.
50:50Oh.
50:52Oh.
50:52That's vodka.
50:53What?
50:55So much.
50:56Bye darling.
50:57I love you.
50:58Come on.
50:59I love you.
51:00Thanks mum.
51:01Oh sweet.
51:01I'll have the most wonderful prom.
51:03And try not to spill any sticky drinks
51:05on those shoes,
51:06please.
51:06I won't.
51:07They're satin.
51:09And three,
51:10two,
51:11one.
51:12Hey!
51:15These are so hard to walk in.
51:17I'm going back to Siders.
51:19Mum!
51:21I'll stick with the flats.
51:22Catch!
51:27I'll stick with the flats.
51:28Does it matter?
51:29Have the best time my sweetheart.
51:31Thanks.
51:34Alright.
51:36Anne, quick.
51:37I can still see them.
51:38Can you swim?
51:38I mean,
51:39I've got my 20 metres.
51:47Can you believe our baby's gone to prom?
51:50It's mad, isn't it?
51:51Do you know, I can't take anything that you're saying seriously with that makeup on.
51:54I asked for Kardashian.
51:56Well, you got funny credit.
52:00Nice driving back there.
52:02Never seen you take charge like that before.
52:04I'm a dog walker now.
52:06What I say goes.
52:08Ask the dogs.
52:11You don't want to move, do you?
52:15Not really.
52:17Huh.
52:18I mean, you know I love you.
52:21But this is the first time in years I feel settled.
52:24And Maltzer's got sixth form and we've got friends.
52:27And I'm not just Bella's wife, Fee.
52:30I'm utterly barking, Fee, now.
52:33I'm going to say no to the author.
52:35No, no, go to Miami Bay.
52:37You've got to do it.
52:40But we're going to stay here.
52:42We've made it work for the last year.
52:44We can do a bit longer.
52:49I'm going to take these eyelashes off.
52:56Hello!
52:57Is everyone gone now?
52:58Well, nearly.
52:59The make-up lady's upstairs washing her brushes.
53:01Oh, God, she's still here.
53:02How did it go?
53:03Well, Georgie got her photo and then my shoes fell in the terms.
53:09Well, that's what being a mother is about in the end.
53:12Emergencies and cheerleading.
53:13Yes.
53:13I think you're doing fantastically.
53:16Oh, Mummy.
53:18The estate agent called, by the way, and we officially exchange on Monday.
53:32Mummy, I don't think we should move in together.
53:38What relief.
53:39I couldn't agree more.
53:41Mummy, really?
53:43I think we'd kill each other.
53:44Those Georgia proportions aren't worth the jail time.
53:47Let's just stick to being mother and daughter and not roommates.
53:50Yes.
53:51Oh.
53:52Oh, Mummy, do you think you'll lose the deposit, though?
53:55Oh, no, because I'm still going to buy the house.
53:57I just don't think you should live there with me.
53:59What?
53:59But that's my house.
54:02Well, it's my house now, darling.
54:03And we're going to be neighbours.
54:05And if you ever want to pop in for a coffee, my door will always be open.
54:08Right, that's me, Dawn.
54:10Honestly, I've had the best time.
54:12I can't thank you enough.
54:13Thanks, Claire.
54:14I've really, I've just had the loveliest afternoon.
54:21I'm fine.
54:22I'm fine.
54:22I'm fine.
54:23I'm fine.
54:23I'm fine.
54:24I'm fine.
54:25I'm fine.
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