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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:06You've been running a different situation.
00:01:13You've always worked on business now.
00:01:14All right.
00:01:21Amen.
00:01:25Everything.
00:01:27Yes.
00:01:28Yes.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the coop is did you take my cube selva
00:02:54listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it
00:03:00no no thelma brain food only fish with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank
00:03:10you she's okay she's not she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out
00:03:17nothing worse nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls i can't find
00:03:56the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene well markets
00:04:03are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us are on
00:04:08a
00:04:08deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:38duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man anxious
00:05:07i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational
00:06:22to tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people
00:06:27on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that
00:06:33one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does
00:06:39it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to
00:06:47help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade
00:07:43of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a
00:07:50fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we
00:07:57we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting
00:08:10yes yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could
00:08:19use
00:08:20um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a
00:08:29step back oh
00:08:30can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s
00:08:39of stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:49uh-huh mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that is the s of stop is
00:08:55for stop
00:08:55correct i mean can you people pretend to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is
00:09:21only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you testing
00:09:31me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl
00:09:39a is for at
00:09:41uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say it i'm gonna say it retarded okay
00:09:47and the last
00:09:48t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists huh i said it okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17and we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she'd look like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being divergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm
00:12:00not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take
00:12:06the
00:12:06neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and
00:12:11like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it
00:12:16and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro right
00:12:21right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and
00:12:25stuff
00:12:25we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's a really interesting perspective
00:12:34on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks
00:12:47joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good good
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so
00:14:30for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:57and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:14just take it on home
00:15:16just take it on home
00:15:19just take it on home
00:15:21just take it on home
00:15:23even though i'm not sure how
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary? You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no. You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:55You're not a risk guy, Gary? Huh? Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh. Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much. It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:19Yeah, good. That's true.
00:16:20I think you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb. That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure. Great. Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out
00:16:59of luck.
00:17:00Yeah, I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature. Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind. So, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns. Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know. Wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely. You rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes. Always. Sometimes. Rarely. Never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn. Always. Sometimes. Rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson. Orson, I need you. Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:36Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to
00:18:51change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password, then I can
00:18:58change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:48I...
00:19:50I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51It's, um...
00:19:52It's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:56Hallumi?
00:19:56Yeah, our, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Hallumi.
00:20:01Wiener dog.
00:20:02Uh, we scattered our ashes at the beach?
00:20:05That, that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08you remember. Yes, you do. You loved it. There was that, um, that mine ride with the animatronic
00:20:16Chinese laborers, and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you. Well, I didn't go there
00:20:22for me, Orson. Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm? Um, why don't
00:20:31we just do the fingerprint thing instead? Yeah. Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this? Um, right over here. This? Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
00:20:57Can you hear that? Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's. My business partner. College roommate. Yeah. He loved it here. We co-founded
00:21:20Fafa. You remember Fafa? Yeah, uh, yeah. Uh, a buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:26and I bought a Subaru on Fafa. It was actually my second Subaru. Got that on Fafa. Nice.
00:21:33Nice. Okay, so, I really gotta get back, so, can you run me to the, uh? Yes, yes. You remember
00:21:39Hamish? Hamish was a genius. Inept, but, you know, he, he couldn't, he couldn't look people
00:21:47in the eye. He couldn't, couldn't talk to people. I talked for him. Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication, you know, that kind of thing.
00:22:07And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan. And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:16How? He hanged himself. Oh. Right above where you're standing, actually. Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye. Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right? You're welcome. He gave, he gave me, this house gave
00:22:36me everything and, and a chance to do it on my own. Yeah. That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Woo! Wish that a Joanne back then. Let's go. Okay. Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more. And I'm not talking about you. I'm, I'm sure you keep her
00:23:08very satisfied. And I, I'm, I'm, I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan. I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right? I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If, if you just go up the hill, you'll, you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Okay. Wait, up, up the, this.
00:23:39Okay. What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well, uh. Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it? It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not. It's, um.
00:23:48Okay, what is she, uh, she wants, uh, she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:02I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21It's embarrassing.
00:25:44It's easy.
00:25:52are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he fell
00:26:08down to earth
00:26:09and died but if icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be yep
00:26:17not drowning not getting burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much if you have no idea
00:26:49hi uh name and grade orson stern ninth grade
00:26:59i'm new so
00:27:03uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until
00:27:18we get it my my dad was supposed to do that oh well can you give him a call
00:27:47um he didn't he didn't answer why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come by you
00:27:56hi
00:27:56hi
00:27:57i'm okay
00:27:58hi
00:28:05hi
00:28:06hi
00:28:07hi
00:28:08hi
00:28:09hi
00:28:09hi
00:28:09hi
00:28:09hi
00:28:09hi
00:28:37hi
00:28:37hi
00:28:38uh have a good day yeah bye bye
00:28:42hey uh we should talk
00:28:45there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk about that's that's emotional distortion and if
00:28:50something deliberate uh quite cruel
00:28:52there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk that's that's emotional distortion and if
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider
00:29:07trading off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict
00:29:12confidence according to the rules of therapy international i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:50so
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00:30:56hello can i help you yes hello hi um i've been hacked i think several purchases of stocks i i
00:31:03do not recognize
00:31:04oh dear
00:31:05have a seat
00:31:06thank you
00:31:07um the sticky part is uh i'm a psychologist
00:31:11um
00:31:13but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office
00:31:16working from home
00:31:17the dream
00:31:19yes it is um but one of them must have got my phone and and uh and found my brokerage
00:31:24account
00:31:25okay let's see what we're talking about here
00:31:28okay thank you
00:31:29name
00:31:31uh
00:31:31well i need to emphasize that the the doctor patient confidentiality thing is a worry i mean if it was
00:31:40one of my patients i i couldn't testify um to it
00:31:45hmm
00:31:47sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department
00:31:49they know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz
00:31:52oh no no no no no um thank you
00:31:55um you see at least ten of my patients could have done this so and and five of them have
00:32:01dangerous violent tendencies i mean they might do harm to themselves or their families they could come after me could
00:32:10even come after you pat
00:32:13well why would they come after me
00:32:16is there a world where we
00:32:20reverse the trades like
00:32:21give it back
00:32:22well we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report i'm afraid
00:32:31there weren't
00:32:32there weren't
00:32:33any losses
00:32:34only
00:32:35profits
00:32:37it's an ethical concern
00:32:38uh i i can't be making money
00:32:42off my
00:32:43my patients
00:32:44hmm
00:32:44well you could um
00:32:46you could give the money to charity
00:32:49like for psychologists
00:33:01or
00:33:01i could lose it
00:33:02to protect my patient
00:33:04make a bad bet
00:33:05maybe two
00:33:06muddy it up
00:33:07sure
00:33:08i can't advise you to do that
00:33:10we have duties
00:33:12fiduciary ones
00:33:13yeah yeah
00:33:13i get it
00:33:14you
00:33:15i know what to do now
00:33:16great
00:33:17thank you
00:33:18pat
00:33:19now would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey
00:33:23no
00:33:26can you get a clearer image
00:33:27Harper this
00:33:28it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard
00:33:30her phone is off so she's probably on to you
00:33:33did you geofix her car
00:33:35yes but the signal is very shaky i'm only locked in on her telematics
00:33:40like her car's emergency systems
00:33:43okay
00:33:43even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon
00:33:45her tire pressure monitors
00:33:48oh
00:33:49there's no hiding with this
00:33:51nice new digs by the way
00:33:52i bet this could be the hub for this project
00:33:55what are we gonna call it
00:33:55did you come up with a name yet
00:33:57eye in the sky
00:33:58duncan
00:33:59that's
00:34:00funny
00:34:00but
00:34:01something a little more grand
00:34:02the dunquisition
00:34:04that's
00:34:04not funny
00:34:05the eye of odin
00:34:06no
00:34:08no
00:34:08no did
00:34:09no did
00:34:09like hypnosis
00:34:10hypnosis like
00:34:11g-o-n
00:34:12no no g
00:34:13she's on the 280 and she's getting off
00:34:15where is she
00:34:17okay
00:34:17where is this
00:34:19harper where is that
00:34:19um
00:34:20why did you turn it off
00:34:22just that um
00:34:23i've
00:34:24already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman and this is not protecting and it's not probing it's
00:34:30straight up stalking
00:34:31we're not
00:34:33we're not stalking her
00:34:34we're stalking her car
00:34:35harper
00:34:36she wants to buy a gun to shoot duncan
00:34:38that's right
00:34:39that's right
00:34:39this is the life of death
00:34:41so now can you just do your job
00:34:43this is not my job
00:34:44this is extra
00:34:45how much you make
00:34:46150
00:34:47if i give you two can we never have this conversation again
00:34:51i would like to be cto
00:34:54wow
00:34:54wow
00:34:55a threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate
00:35:00we'll discuss it at your next performance review
00:35:02oh it's now
00:35:03it sucks
00:35:04just get her back
00:35:07the eye of node
00:35:08eye of node
00:35:09can we be quiet in this space please
00:35:11yeah sorry
00:35:20biasedenne
00:35:21my
00:35:21is my
00:35:25how
00:35:25nuovo id
00:35:26it
00:35:28is
00:35:36dead
00:35:39he
00:35:42The secret to success. Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business. I'm the founder of Brainly. What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life. That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers, not
00:36:06names.
00:36:06No more Mondays. No more Sundays. Just pure flow. What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:37Morons.
00:36:38Morons.
00:36:40Morons.
00:36:44Morons.
00:36:52Morons.
00:36:55Morons.
00:36:56Morons.
00:36:57Morons.
00:36:58Morons.
00:36:59Morons.
00:37:00Morons.
00:37:00Morons.
00:37:01Morons.
00:37:02Morons.
00:37:03Morons.
00:37:03Morons.
00:37:04Morons.
00:37:05Morons.
00:37:06Morons.
00:37:06Morons.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:52Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track our aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know about that,
00:38:12too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin. Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong, Januszka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:45You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:57Um, yeah, no, the future.
00:39:01No, Prince, Michigan.
00:39:04Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Right, right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to last.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:57Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:27Trophy for Tess.
00:44:34Trophy for Tess.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down, calm down, calm down, I just want to talk, I just want to talk, I just want to
00:45:29talk, no Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, he's not here, okay, the muscle's gone, he took the car, just, Joanne, lift
00:45:42up your arms.
00:45:44I, okay, Duncan, you, you have to stop breaking into my house like this, this is my first time, okay,
00:45:52I, I'm, I'm gonna call the police, no, no, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks, you
00:45:58know, the journalist, she hounds me for tips all the time, all I have to tell her is, Nana, do
00:46:01I have a story for you, shrink turns patient's trauma into trades, who wouldn't want to click that, come here,
00:46:08like that, let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me, well, you don't, firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation,
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured, you don't always wear panty house.
00:46:38Ugh, oh my god, and much more importantly, that, that thing about Orson's custody, you have no right to any
00:46:47of it, but since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that, that Ethan told me, he, he promised that, that he would look after him while I finished
00:47:01my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%, so, and now I have a, a 15
00:47:08-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him after he had a shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything, because you have information, but information is not insight, and of that, Duncan, you
00:47:26have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abadeli finger-banged you at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I, Mike.
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That, that, that memoir you're writing, it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone, someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That, that Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So, he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His, his open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he, does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on, you know?
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:26I, so, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:50You.
00:50:54You, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me?
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, you, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:46And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:16I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:24It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:51Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:28cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating
00:54:31is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:55:03Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian of splendor.
00:55:21Inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin,
00:55:28think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:36Pippin.
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty
00:55:44in one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning
00:55:51are falling out today.
00:55:55Give it.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:02Ardolph is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript,
00:56:14he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm
00:56:43at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:49Ardolph goes to see Joanne
00:56:50for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know
00:56:57what that is yet.
00:56:58To me,
00:56:59some of it's just
00:56:59old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees the younger people
00:57:05screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him
00:57:08a mnemonic,
00:57:09stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T,
00:57:12take a step back,
00:57:13O, observe,
00:57:14P, proceed,
00:57:16mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing
00:57:18to remember
00:57:19for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop
00:57:20is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed
00:57:23upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start,
00:57:28S is for start,
00:57:30T,
00:57:31uh,
00:57:31throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view
00:57:35of Bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into
00:57:40making stop
00:57:41the first step of stop
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T
00:57:50is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start
00:57:51throwing things
00:57:53and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne
00:58:00texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two,
00:58:07you have a real
00:58:08ratcheting up
00:58:09of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14they were gonna be partners
00:58:15and now she's not
00:58:16returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking
00:58:21into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all,
00:58:23it's probably my favorite scene
00:58:24in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27are duking it out
00:58:29in a way that's
00:58:30incredibly gratifying
00:58:32to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say,
00:58:33like, working with Sarah
00:58:34has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know,
00:58:37it's important, like,
00:58:38to show up every day
00:58:39to work and be inspired
00:58:40by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder
00:58:42and, you know,
00:58:43be better.
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45one of the little
00:58:48insider trading.
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime
00:58:53and I'm the natural
00:58:54consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment
00:58:56when their characters'
00:58:59wants and needs
00:59:00come to
00:59:01a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly
00:59:04gives in.
00:59:05All I need
00:59:06is just
00:59:06one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that
00:59:13Carl Bardolph
00:59:13is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want
00:59:16people talking to him
00:59:17and worshipping
00:59:18at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22in the next episode
00:59:23of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
00:59:25The Audacity.
00:59:33The Audacity.
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