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09:22Hey.
09:24I'll put the wrong quarter.
09:25I'll do have the sack.
09:27We were wondering.
09:30We're in a tight spot, old Joe.
09:31You think?
09:32Now she's in love with Brick Silver more than she's ever been before.
09:34And we have no mall, and we have no suspects.
09:36Yes, and because of your American yippee-ki-yay,
09:38we're now up the River Thames without a sculling oil.
09:40Oh, so it's my fault?
09:42You know what, just give me all the truth serum you have.
09:43I'll take care of it.
09:53What are you doing, Papadakis?
09:55Great.
09:56You're awake.
09:57I could really use some company, man.
09:58I am not used to sleeping alone.
10:00Yeah, neither am I.
10:02Awesome.
10:04Divorce, huh?
10:07Yikes.
10:11How are you holding up?
10:13It's hard.
10:15You know, but marriage was hard, too.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Maybe you just haven't met the right person yet.
10:22Or maybe I have, and the timing will never be right.
10:25Maybe I'm meant to yearn for someone who I know is the answer to my loneliness.
10:31What?
10:31Nothing.
10:32So, your ex-wife, she ever walk around naked?
10:37Yeah, sometimes.
10:38That is so sick.
10:43Wow.
10:44So, when you live together, you can have sex whenever you want, right?
10:50Yeah, you can.
10:51But you don't.
10:53What?
10:54Well, you're lying in bed together at night during the sex hours, but you're not having sex.
11:05What do you do?
11:07We look at our phones, mostly.
11:09You just look at your phones.
11:12Yeah.
11:14You look at your phones?
11:17What do you mean, you look at your phones?
11:21Oh, my God.
11:26How'd you narrow it down?
11:28After spending all night reviewing security footage, I've identified three suspects.
11:31How do you know that they're going to show up here?
11:33I promised them free pizza.
11:35What have they already eaten?
11:36It's free pizza.
11:37Ah, here come our suspects.
11:39Peacock.
11:41Nameless.
11:43And the stranger.
11:46Now the best bit.
11:47We watch.
11:49Pizza party.
11:50No.
11:50Pizza party.
11:52The sergeant isn't the suspect.
11:53I know, but I invited her because she knows who my daughter's crush is, so I figured we
11:56give her the pizza, she tells us who the crush is, we invite that guy down.
12:00Bye-bye, Rick Silver.
12:01Do you think this is a gain?
12:02Three people on serum is a risk.
12:04Any additions increases the danger exponentially, and now four.
12:07Well, six, actually.
12:08Hey, let's go.
12:09Thanks for the invite, sergeant.
12:11Look at them.
12:11They're like stray dogs with bones.
12:14Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
12:17He's got a whole pizza to himself.
12:19Pizza, pizza, pizza.
12:20Dear God in heaven, this many people on serum in one place at one time creates what we
12:26at MI6 call a truth orgy.
12:29It's extremely destructive.
12:30We're reasonably sure it's what caused Brexit.
12:32Listen, it's going to be fine.
12:34Wait, save me some.
12:35Oh, no, it's not going to be fine at all.
12:37Well, there's actually not a lot.
12:39I just farted, y'all.
12:43Why did I say that?
12:44Lock the doors.
12:45No one must escape.
12:46The truth orgy has begun.
12:51All right.
12:52We're all locked in.
12:53Ladies and gentlemen, as you have no doubt noticed, you are farting.
12:58And you're telling others that you're farting.
13:01I'm not.
13:03Never mind, I am.
13:04You've all been drugged with the most potent truth serum known to man.
13:08Soon you will feel compelled to divulge your deepest secrets and your darkest desires.
13:13I invited Private Someone, Yarn and Gideon, to find out which one of them is the mole.
13:17Someone else has ensnared the other four in this trap.
13:21So I would urge the rest of you not to move or to speak, for this will turn into an
13:27absolute bloody frenzy.
13:37No.
13:37No.
13:39You dosed us.
13:40And why?
13:41What kind of sick mind games are you playing?
13:43This should be my last straw.
13:45But it's not because my childhood trauma leaves me desperate for your approval all the time.
13:49It's stupid.
13:51Okay, let me explain.
13:53I didn't mean to dose everybody.
13:54I was trying to just dose Conway.
13:56What?
13:57That was the original idea.
13:58Because I know that she knows who your secret crush was.
14:01So I wanted to get that information out of her, invite the guy down, and then he could tell Rick
14:05Silver to kiss off.
14:06So, Conway, do you want to share your little secret with us?
14:14I had sex near Yarn.
14:17What?
14:17Ew.
14:18Wait, near?
14:19Did you mean with?
14:20No, no, no, no.
14:21I had sex with Yarn's polycule while he was playing classical piano nearby.
14:26Honestly, it was really hot.
14:28Oh, God.
14:29Group sex is a beautiful song.
14:31And I am merely a humble composer.
14:33But some people go as far as calling me the Mozart of humping in a yurt, you know?
14:38Doesn't this feel liberating, just telling everyone your unhinged truth?
14:42Ew.
14:42I don't really get why we have to wash our underwear.
14:45Nobody's smelling this stuff.
14:47That makes sense.
14:47All my hairs below my waist are transplants.
14:51Wait, you got a crotch weed?
14:52Major Shah.
14:53Uh-huh.
14:53Gideon and I were not fighting with actually being getting along really well.
14:58Yeah.
14:59We push our bets together into a California king.
15:01Sometimes I pretend to fall into the crack and we laugh and laugh.
15:04Help me out.
15:05Help me out.
15:06I'm stuck in the crack.
15:07Get me out of here.
15:08Shut up, Gideon.
15:09Shah, the reason I lied the other night was because I saw you sneaking into the laundry room
15:13to sleep with your little blankie and your pillow.
15:16And that was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
15:19And I grew up in Cedar Rapids.
15:21I've become Cedar Rapids sad.
15:23But hey, as a friend, you have got to tell this secret woman that you're yearning for how you feel.
15:28It's the secret woman that you're yearning for.
15:33We're all wondering.
15:37Maggie, you up?
15:39Oh, this moron.
15:40Maggie, I got your SOS text.
15:42Here to extract you.
15:43No, Rick.
15:43Come on, let's go.
15:44No, you should go.
15:44You should go.
15:45We're doing a thing.
15:45It's called a...
15:46Truth orgy.
15:47I know.
15:47Yeah, I helped play on the one that caused Brexit.
15:49What?
15:50Why?
15:51We're your biggest ally.
15:52I know, dude.
15:53I'm sorry, man.
15:54At a certain point, dismantling governments just becomes a habit, you know?
15:57My bad, dude.
15:58But I can hang.
15:58I'm still riding that full bottle from last night.
16:00You know what, Rick?
16:01I'm happy you're here.
16:02Because we already know how you feel about Maggie.
16:04And now I would like to hear how Maggie feels about you in return.
16:08Uh-huh.
16:08That's a great idea.
16:10Yeah.
16:10Maggie?
16:12I like you.
16:15Not love?
16:16Just really, really, really like?
16:17That's cool.
16:18No, really.
16:19Not a single really.
16:20No, I see absolutely no future with you.
16:22And I've been lying to myself so that I could use you for sex without feeling guilty.
16:25But I judge you for having no morality whatsoever.
16:27What?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Suck it, Silver.
16:30You're done, baby.
16:31You're toast.
16:32You're cooked.
16:32It's over.
16:35Baby, I can see that you're too damaged to share your life with another person.
16:38Oh, no.
16:39I know that's not true.
16:40Because I would do it in a heartbeat with Abe.
16:43With what?
16:44Girl.
16:45Shaw?
16:45You're Mr. Platonic?
16:48Um...
16:48I didn't want you to find out this way, but I'm feeling kind of glad that I'm saying
16:51it, because now I'll know whether or not I've imagined the whole thing.
16:54It's not in your imagination.
16:57I love you.
16:59Yeah?
17:00Yeah.
17:02Whoa.
17:02Oh.
17:03Yes.
17:04What?
17:06You know, I also love Maggie.
17:08I love Maggie, too.
17:09Yeah, I love Maggie.
17:10We all love Maggie.
17:11She's a very lovely...
17:12All right, all right.
17:13Enough with the loving Maggie.
17:14You know, can we go talk in the meeting room?
17:15Oh, away from my dad and everyone I've ever met?
17:17Yeah, absolutely.
17:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:19I'd rather they stay.
17:20I did not pick up on that.
17:21Who would even choose him over me?
17:24I could do this.
17:27Yeah!
17:28Whoa.
17:29Pow!
17:29Ah!
17:30Pops!
17:31Go, go, no!
17:32Pops!
17:33I can't believe that just happened.
17:35I've been wanting to say that for so long, so long, and obviously couldn't, and to see
17:40the look on your face, like, was...
17:44That's no longer the look on your face.
17:48Do you want to make out?
17:49We should probably make out.
17:51Maggie.
17:52That's not a good start.
17:53I'm not even divorced yet.
17:55Wait, but that's just a formality.
17:56We're not allowed to date in our chain of command.
17:58And we will keep it a secret.
18:00It's illegal.
18:01By army law, not God's law.
18:03God's law.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Maggie, what...
18:04Come on!
18:05Maggie, how many nights have we spent talking about your hopes, your dreams, your career
18:09aspirations?
18:10Yes, and we've talked for so long because we couldn't make out.
18:12Yes.
18:14Maggie, this...
18:16This could jeopardize everything.
18:18This is a good thing.
18:19Don't you want all that?
18:20Yes, I do.
18:21I want those things.
18:22And I want this, too.
18:25Maggie, I could never forgive myself if I was any part of you not getting what you want.
18:35Well, the truth is overrated.
18:38Huh.
18:40Uh...
18:42All right, guys, this is it.
18:44The mole hunt is over.
18:45Which one of you is the spy?
18:50Let's go.
18:56Come on.
18:57I know somebody in this room put the folder under the bench.
19:00Oh, I did that.
19:01But only because you ordered me to.
19:03No, I didn't.
19:03What are you talking about?
19:04Yeah.
19:05You sent me an email telling me to collect all the blueprints and leave them there.
19:11You thought my email was thecolonelq at hotmail.com.
19:15I thought you'd use hotmail because of how you're old.
19:18So we don't have a spy problem.
19:19We have an idiot problem.
19:21You know, I feel like if I eat one more slice, I could talk to God.
19:26This pizza is taking me on a spiritual journey, everyone.
19:33Guys, let's keep this truth orgy going all night.
19:36I know all your social security numbers.
19:38But don't worry.
19:39I only use them when I need stuff.
19:41I have a pacemaker.
19:43Like, not in my body.
19:44I just, like, have one.
19:45Top drawer of my dresser.
19:46My room.
19:47I'm circumcised.
19:48And it's my biggest shame.
19:50Not a day goes by that I don't mourn my foreskin.
19:53Brother, you are whole without that foreskin.
19:56I'm 118th Argentinian.
19:59I didn't want you guys to treat me differently if you found out I wasn't a purebred Greek man.
20:02Did you think that made us like you?
20:04I have a tattoo of a giant tombstone on my back that says, R.I.P. Good girl.
20:09No one's ever seen it.
20:11They can if they want to.
20:13I'm in love with a chatbot named Rosalia.
20:15She told me to stop talking to her.
20:17I've been having sex with Rosalia.
20:20I've always been madly sexually attracted to Mrs. Doubtfire.
20:24She's got great cans.
20:25And mind you, not Robin Williams and not Mrs. Doubtfire, but Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire.
20:31I breastfed until I was 10.
20:33I tried again at 13.
20:34I tried again at 13.
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