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00:00:00Art is supposed to be subjective, but Kingpun's art is subjectively good, while mine is objectively struggling, and at the
00:00:09worst time possible.
00:00:10Right now, I need to be on my A-game to get into the CalArts Summer Program, aka my dream
00:00:16school.
00:00:17Through your medium of choice, show us your happiest moment.
00:00:20Are you fucking kidding me?
00:00:22What a vague bullshit prompt.
00:00:24A vague bullshit prompt that will determine if I have a shot in hell at getting into one of the
00:00:28most competitive schools in the country, which will determine if I have a future in art at all.
00:00:33No pressure, though.
00:00:34So how do I answer this impossible question?
00:00:37Huh, what if my happiest moment was when I came out to my mom?
00:00:41Okay, now turn it to the right.
00:00:46Also, I think I'm gay.
00:00:48Actually, I know I am.
00:00:49Ew, Barbara from next door is gay!
00:00:52Oh, okay?
00:00:52Sorry, my first instinct was to name other gay people we know.
00:00:56Honey, I'm so happy for you!
00:00:58She's always been supportive.
00:00:59Paige!
00:01:00Paige!
00:01:01Come on, no edibles before school.
00:01:03We've talked about this.
00:01:03Dylan's almost here.
00:01:04You're gonna be late.
00:01:05What if I just skipped the rest of junior year and went right to CalArts?
00:01:09Well, you could, but then you wouldn't get a lot of cool free swag from me.
00:01:14I'm already scared.
00:01:16I can't wait.
00:01:16Look.
00:01:17Glow-in-the-dark dental dams.
00:01:19They make your post kind of glow.
00:01:21It's so pretty.
00:01:22It's just a soft glow.
00:01:23Mom.
00:01:24When I was a teenager, we used to use glow-in-the-dark condoms.
00:01:26It really added a touch of whimsy to an otherwise fraught situation.
00:01:30We don't use those.
00:01:31We?
00:01:33Finally.
00:01:34Oh, my gosh, Paige.
00:01:36Is it Colleen from next door?
00:01:38Because she's so tall.
00:01:39I like that.
00:01:40Statuesque.
00:01:41It's not anybody.
00:01:41Because we, the queer community, we don't use those.
00:01:46So, just vibrators?
00:01:48Isn't that a little limiting?
00:01:50Probably.
00:01:51Okay.
00:01:51I'm going to put him here because I feel like you're going to change your mind.
00:01:54But if not, let me know because I have the receipt.
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:56Maybe she's a little too supportive.
00:01:59And that would be my best friend, Dylan.
00:02:02He's kind of like my platonic soulmate.
00:02:07I've always been able to share anything with him.
00:02:11Actually, maybe that was my happiest moment.
00:02:13So, I like girls.
00:02:16Me too.
00:02:17I still share everything with him.
00:02:19Even a Spotify account.
00:02:21Hey, y'all.
00:02:21Spotify informed me.
00:02:23You live in the Phoebe Bridges for eight hours straight last night.
00:02:25Which is concerning because she only has two albums.
00:02:28Are you okay?
00:02:29Sad lesbian music is an integral part of my identity.
00:02:33So, I'm assuming that the application is not going well.
00:02:36I just can't figure out what to send in.
00:02:39I know that colleges love a good coming out story.
00:02:41Please don't do that.
00:02:42You'd be like the billionth gay person today.
00:02:44How about you draw my presidential portrait?
00:02:46Hmm.
00:02:47That's a cute idea, Dylan.
00:02:49It's good, isn't it?
00:02:49But your political ambitions, they aren't my happiest moment.
00:02:53You know what I mean?
00:02:54You think that your crush on Gabriella Campos is Cal art-worthy?
00:02:58What?
00:03:00Unrequited love is the source of a lot of great art.
00:03:02And there's nothing more unrequited than my crush on Gabriella Campos.
00:03:08That's not Gabby.
00:03:10That's her sister, AJ.
00:03:14All right, kids.
00:03:16Time for this week's take-home project.
00:03:18Find a partner.
00:03:19Want to be my partner?
00:03:20That is Gabby.
00:03:22Sure.
00:03:23Now, I want to see you share responsibilities like real parents would.
00:03:28What should we name it?
00:03:29And how about lentil?
00:03:32Lentil the egg.
00:03:33So dumb.
00:03:35I love it.
00:03:38Hi, lentil.
00:03:39Your moms love you very much.
00:03:44She's kind of the first girl who made me feel like life could be as good as art.
00:03:48You know?
00:03:53No, I'm not going to let you spend all of high school pining over some girl who doesn't
00:03:56give you the time of day.
00:03:58You know I don't want to serve my power as class president, but I'm going to have to
00:04:01if this keeps up.
00:04:02Stacey is going to win.
00:04:04Also, you do know that as class president, you don't have any actual power, right?
00:04:08That is a sad way to look at democracy.
00:04:23All right.
00:04:26Holy shit.
00:04:26You like?
00:04:27Save water.
00:04:28Shower together.
00:04:29Mmm.
00:04:30That looks so hot.
00:04:31Damn, Stacey's also really hot.
00:04:33Great job with these, by the way.
00:04:35Thank you.
00:04:36Though I do feel like you spent a little bit more time in Stacey's.
00:04:38Nope, I told you guys, I'm Switzerland.
00:04:40Oh, shit, they are also a little bit wet.
00:04:45Thanks for telling me that after I pick it up.
00:04:47And yeah, I'll just close the...
00:04:49Okay, no.
00:04:50Conio.
00:04:50Ay.
00:04:51Anyway, as I was saying, as your future class president, I think it's time for you to move
00:04:55on from Gabriela.
00:04:56It's too predictable to go for the most popular girl in school.
00:05:00Great, right on cue.
00:05:01All of them.
00:05:02I want it all.
00:05:03Give me all of that.
00:05:03All of them.
00:05:04Give me, give me, give me all of them.
00:05:05All of them.
00:05:06I want it all.
00:05:07Give me all of that.
00:05:07All of them.
00:05:08Give me, give me, give me, give me all of them.
00:05:09Is she in slow motion again?
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10Music playing in the background?
00:05:12Mm-hmm.
00:05:12Funny feeling down there?
00:05:13Naturally.
00:05:14You are a lost cause.
00:05:15Ay, que joder.
00:05:18Heads up!
00:05:19Bye, back.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:22Let's go.
00:05:23Vamos.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:24Uh-uh.
00:05:24Uh-uh.
00:05:27Shut the hell up.
00:05:29Starting the week strong with the new King Pum mural.
00:05:31You know everyone's still thinking it's you, right?
00:05:33Well, little do they know, my rage and anxiety would never let me deface school property.
00:05:37Whoa!
00:05:38Could you please not waste water and undermine my political platform?
00:05:41Thank you.
00:05:42Oh, King Pum did it again.
00:05:43Check it out.
00:05:44I kind of think that this one's good.
00:05:45I think it's kind of corny.
00:05:47Well, I think that you can't draw for shit.
00:05:49And I think that they're actually talented.
00:05:51No, you're so funny.
00:05:54Okay, everyone, away from the vandalization!
00:05:57Oh, God, here we go.
00:05:58If any of you have any information, as my mother used to say, snitches get riches.
00:06:04Have you ever seen him smile?
00:06:05Once.
00:06:06At a fire drill.
00:06:08He loved the chaos of it.
00:06:09Hey, nice mural, Paige.
00:06:11Tim!
00:06:11Ugh, I love this little bit that we've got going, but it's not me.
00:06:16Oh, sure, Paige.
00:06:17Sure, Tim.
00:06:19No, it's definitely her.
00:06:21Doy!
00:06:22Hey, King Pum thinks she's not King Pum.
00:06:33King Pum is who you should date, unless it's a dude or unless it's you.
00:06:36Because then you'd just be dating yourself, and that would be weird.
00:06:39Hmm.
00:06:40You have no idea how hard it is out here for your everyday gay doing.
00:06:44Stop making excuses.
00:06:46You've been in a relationship since the first day of middle school.
00:06:48Also, this semester, I'm going to make my move.
00:06:51Oh, yeah?
00:06:51Name one time that you made a move.
00:06:52Uh, there was that server at Cheesecake Factory that gave me extra brown bread.
00:06:56It was her job.
00:06:56It was sexual.
00:06:57Hey, Stacey.
00:06:58Hey, you.
00:07:00Mmm.
00:07:00Did you turn your class president up in yet?
00:07:02You know I love some competition.
00:07:04Ooh, you know what happened, Miss Dillon since the fifth grade.
00:07:06And that was only because I had severe chickenpox.
00:07:10It was the worst case they'd ever seen.
00:07:12Mmm.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:13How is this a lot in school?
00:07:15Mmm.
00:07:16Mmm.
00:07:17God, I love when you're the best at things.
00:07:19Oh, yeah.
00:07:19Mmm.
00:07:21Wow.
00:07:22You guys are so straight, it's almost gay.
00:07:24Mmm.
00:07:25Do you guys want to come over after school and take edibles and watch track?
00:07:29So you can convince yourself that a CBD dog tree made you high again?
00:07:32Yeah, no thank you.
00:07:33Plus, after school, we can't.
00:07:34We have track tryouts.
00:07:35Ugh.
00:07:36Why would you sweat when you don't have to?
00:07:38Well, you know, Paige, some people actually enjoy physical activity.
00:07:41Shocking.
00:07:41I know.
00:07:42Will you help me meet one of these?
00:07:43Sure.
00:07:43And me, some of these?
00:07:45The impending water wars depend on my win.
00:07:47Not that I took the high road while taking down the establishment.
00:07:49That is so fun.
00:07:51You can't help me take it.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:53No.
00:07:54Okay, no.
00:07:54No.
00:07:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:56Okay, no.
00:07:56There are plenty of other queer options for you to date at this school.
00:07:59Please.
00:08:00Like who?
00:08:00Yeah, Paige.
00:08:02What about Shilatel?
00:08:03I mean, she's like a cool Wiccan lesbian.
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:07She's tried to put a love spell on me at least six times.
00:08:09If I'm going to date a witch, she has to be a talented one.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12True, true, true.
00:08:14How about...
00:08:15How about Eric Billings?
00:08:18No, she's a horse gay.
00:08:19All right, that's a little redacted.
00:08:22Stacey's just mad because she spent the summer equestrian camp.
00:08:25What about Aya?
00:08:27No, wait.
00:08:28I definitely don't have enough followers to date them.
00:08:31Plus, they're on and off with Gabby every other week.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:34True.
00:08:35Hey, what about Amy?
00:08:37Amy?
00:08:38Yeah, right.
00:08:38Gateway gay.
00:08:39She's fingered every girl in the school.
00:08:41So what?
00:08:42I'm sure she's washed her hands.
00:08:44Wait, duh, what about Aya?
00:08:46Why would I ever do that?
00:08:47That's literally Gabby's sister.
00:08:48Also, is she even queer?
00:08:50Yeah, she's bi.
00:08:51And she's mysterious as hell.
00:08:53Yeah, Aya actually came out way before Gabs,
00:08:55but Gabs just dates more,
00:08:57so everybody forgets that Aya's queer, too.
00:08:59Talk about bi erasure.
00:09:01Gabby!
00:09:01Hey, Miss President.
00:09:03Hey.
00:09:03Excuse you.
00:09:04Anyway, question.
00:09:05Do you have the sign-up sheets for track trials today?
00:09:07I sure do.
00:09:09Let me get that for you.
00:09:11Hey.
00:09:13Here you are.
00:09:14Thank you.
00:09:15Oh, Gabby.
00:09:16You know Paige, right?
00:09:17Um, yeah.
00:09:19Your locker is a site for sore eyes.
00:09:23Um, thanks?
00:09:25Are you coming out today?
00:09:27I've actually, I've been out for a really long time.
00:09:29I'm extremely gay.
00:09:30Oh, I was actually talking about track tryouts.
00:09:35Right.
00:09:36Yeah, I'm gonna see you there.
00:09:37I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on the track.
00:09:40Yeah, right, the last time Paige ran,
00:09:41she was fleeing from a bee.
00:09:43It was hilarious.
00:09:44It's on YouTube.
00:09:44I watch it whenever I'm depressed.
00:09:46No, it's not.
00:09:48Well, I should run, but maybe I'll see you later.
00:09:50Bye, Gabby.
00:09:51Bye, Gabby.
00:09:52So long.
00:09:52Vote for Dylan, babe.
00:09:54No, she's not gonna vote for you, honey.
00:09:56Stop staring without consent, please.
00:09:58It's horrifying.
00:10:00Really, you, track tryouts?
00:10:03Yeah, that's, that's it.
00:10:05That's how we're gonna fall in love.
00:10:07I think you and Gabriela would be disgustingly cute together.
00:10:09And I think that if it were going to happen,
00:10:11it would have happened already.
00:10:13You can't force these things.
00:10:14Babe, I love you, but you're so wrong.
00:10:17How many copies do you guys need?
00:10:19One thousand.
00:10:19Two thousand.
00:10:20Two thousand.
00:10:20Four thousand.
00:10:21Five thousand.
00:10:22Six thousand.
00:10:22Gotcha!
00:10:23Evans, I knew it was you.
00:10:25Principal's office, now.
00:10:27Go.
00:10:27Oh, crap, I forgot my cleats.
00:10:29Uh, can you help me?
00:10:30Turn off the light.
00:10:32I'm gonna shut the door.
00:10:34Okay, actually, leave it open.
00:10:37I assume you know why you're here?
00:10:39Am I in trouble or something?
00:10:41We are so done with your games now, Evans.
00:10:44Okay, take it down, Dexter Morgan.
00:10:45You're not a detective, and this is not a cop show.
00:10:48Paige, we know that you are King Pond, okay?
00:10:51And it's not that the artwork isn't great.
00:10:53It's really good, but all the pictures
00:10:56and the painting all over the school last semester,
00:10:58and not to mention a new mural every week?
00:11:01That's not true.
00:11:02Oh, you know it's true.
00:11:04Sorry.
00:11:05Come on.
00:11:05The school board is not happy.
00:11:07Mm-hmm.
00:11:08And plus, all the kids are tagging you
00:11:09every week in some King Pond art.
00:11:11God damn it, Tim.
00:11:14You guys, I swear on my life it's not me.
00:11:18But you wish you'd invest in that lie detector now, right?
00:11:21No.
00:11:22No, I actually don't.
00:11:23Why?
00:11:23And I'm really tired of you bringing it up all the time.
00:11:25Oh, she...
00:11:25Because we had to take care of something
00:11:27called asbestos, all right?
00:11:29Listen, I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have to lead by example,
00:11:33so I'm going to have to suspend you.
00:11:35Call the police.
00:11:35No, we are not calling the police.
00:11:37What are you, Wycliffe Jean?
00:11:39Are we going to call 911?
00:11:40Do you get that reference?
00:11:41You don't.
00:11:42God, my references are, like,
00:11:43older than Taylor Swift at this point.
00:11:45Listen, you're suspended.
00:11:47I called your mom, and she's on her way to pick you up.
00:11:48You can't suspend me for something
00:11:51that I literally did not do.
00:11:53Yeah, we can.
00:11:54No, we cannot.
00:11:56But you're the only student
00:11:57with the keys to the art room.
00:11:59Well, I was going to give these back today.
00:12:02Oh, well, you got blood on your hands.
00:12:04It's paint.
00:12:05Obviously, I know that.
00:12:07It's a metaphor.
00:12:08Well, I'm not metaphoric.
00:12:09It's acrylic paint,
00:12:10and those things are spray paint.
00:12:12Let's jot down that Miss Evans
00:12:13seems to have an intimate understanding
00:12:15of the weapon of her choice.
00:12:16No one's jotting down anything.
00:12:18Just jotting down.
00:12:19No, don't tell me what's...
00:12:20This is my office.
00:12:21You guys, please, hear me out.
00:12:22I'm applying to a summer program at Cal Arts,
00:12:24and this is going to ruin my chances of it again.
00:12:27I'm sorry, Paige,
00:12:28but I looked at your records,
00:12:29and you were absent eight times last semester.
00:12:31Not to mention,
00:12:32you're not even part of one extracurricular activity.
00:12:35You're not the model student I can fight for.
00:12:37I play, I play, I play track.
00:12:42Not on my team, you don't.
00:12:44Well, I just joined today.
00:12:47I'm extremely cooperative with this type of stuff,
00:12:49so can't this count as a plea deal or something?
00:12:51Oh, impressive use of legal jargon,
00:12:53but you don't play track.
00:12:54You run track.
00:12:56Hear me out.
00:12:57How about I join track,
00:12:59Coach Murray keeps his eye on me,
00:13:01and I figure out in the meantime
00:13:04who King Pun actually is.
00:13:06Paige, I really like you, I do.
00:13:09Actually, that's a lie.
00:13:09I don't even know you.
00:13:10I hate myself that I have to say that,
00:13:11but the evidence is stacked against you,
00:13:13and I don't understand how playing track
00:13:14is supposed to help your case right now.
00:13:16Actually, I need another couple of people on the track team.
00:13:19You need people on the track team?
00:13:20I need some more people.
00:13:21Are you still...
00:13:22And you want to take her?
00:13:23She just said, play track,
00:13:25like she's a DJ or something.
00:13:26Showing her how to run track.
00:13:27How are you supposed to make that Usain Bolt?
00:13:29You can't.
00:13:29I could use a couple more parties on the track.
00:13:31I am exhausted.
00:13:32Okay, Paige, you're no longer suspended.
00:13:34You are just on probation, okay?
00:13:36If you can come up with a name
00:13:37who you think King Pun really is,
00:13:39because apparently it's not you,
00:13:41by the end of the semester,
00:13:42then I'll take it to the board meeting.
00:13:44Well, I will deliver.
00:13:45Thank you.
00:13:46I can't wait.
00:13:48Great, get out.
00:13:49I have a Renaissance Club meeting
00:13:50that I'm not about to miss.
00:13:51You too.
00:13:52Take your little swimming board with you.
00:13:54God.
00:13:56Oh, it's like no moment to myself.
00:13:59I wish there was more money for federal funding,
00:14:02because I'll tell you what,
00:14:03this ain't it.
00:14:05Thank you so much.
00:14:07Don't thank me yet.
00:14:08I'm watching you.
00:14:09Oh, hey, clipboard.
00:14:11I left a patient with a full bedpan for this.
00:14:13You are not suspending my daughter.
00:14:15We're not suspending.
00:14:18I made a deal.
00:14:19You have a very savvy daughter, Mrs.
00:14:22Mrs.?
00:14:23Mm-hmm.
00:14:24That's very revealing.
00:14:26It's Miss,
00:14:27but you can call me Angie,
00:14:29or Ange,
00:14:30or hey, girl.
00:14:32You know,
00:14:32I am a single mother,
00:14:34by choice,
00:14:35not by circumstance.
00:14:37I like to have sex with men.
00:14:39I don't even have to have a relationship.
00:14:41Hmm?
00:14:41What do you think of that?
00:14:43Well,
00:14:44hey, girl,
00:14:45if you don't mind me saying,
00:14:46you have an incredible figure.
00:14:48Oh, my God.
00:14:49We are in a school, sir.
00:14:51That is so wildly inappropriate.
00:14:54I'm sorry.
00:14:55And 100% spot on.
00:14:58This is gold.
00:15:00You should see me naked.
00:15:01Well, I'd say I'm sorry
00:15:02that you had to drive out here for nothing,
00:15:04but I'd be lying
00:15:04if I said it wasn't nice to meet you.
00:15:07I can't believe this guy.
00:15:09And, uh,
00:15:11if you do come to Paige's track meet,
00:15:13don't be afraid to say hello.
00:15:16I'm not afraid of anything.
00:15:18It's you who should be afraid.
00:15:23Wow.
00:15:24Track?
00:15:25That's fucked up.
00:15:26Yeah, the deal just didn't work out
00:15:28that great for me,
00:15:29but it did for you, so...
00:15:30Yeah, it really did.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33Is he in the school directory?
00:15:42Basically, if I don't find kingpun,
00:15:44then my life is over.
00:15:45But on the plus side,
00:15:46you totally fit in here.
00:15:48I feel like I look like
00:15:49a very specific type of gay right now.
00:15:52Do I at least look like a top?
00:15:54Total bottom.
00:15:55Maybe a power bottom.
00:15:56Like, you call her daddy
00:15:57and she calls you her sweet little prince.
00:16:01Okay, listen up!
00:16:04Come on, come on in here.
00:16:06Let's go.
00:16:07Gather round.
00:16:08Listen up.
00:16:09Returning athletes,
00:16:11I'm gonna be looking to make sure
00:16:12that you kept your training up
00:16:13during the off-season.
00:16:15All right?
00:16:16Now, you newcomers,
00:16:18our co-captains,
00:16:20AJ and Gabby here,
00:16:22will be helping place you
00:16:24in an event.
00:16:25All right.
00:16:26Got this.
00:16:27for Evans over there.
00:16:28Just try to find the thing
00:16:30that she sucks at the least.
00:16:32All right?
00:16:33Don't you want to at least
00:16:34see me try out
00:16:35before you think that I suck?
00:16:36No.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38Back to it.
00:16:39Let's go.
00:16:39Let's go.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:41She's coming.
00:16:42She's coming.
00:16:42Hey, you made it.
00:16:43I'll be sure to let you know
00:16:44if I see any angry bees around.
00:16:47Did you know that male bees
00:16:48lose their penises
00:16:49when they have sex
00:16:49with a queen bee?
00:16:53Uh, no, we didn't.
00:16:54But now we sure do, right?
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Yeah, we should get started.
00:17:00Don't worry.
00:17:01You're gonna be great.
00:17:04Thanks.
00:17:16It made no difference now
00:17:18I'll give them my own advice
00:17:20No better when you're breaking it down
00:17:24Into a river
00:17:26Unsettled by our demise
00:17:29Sometimes I need to move
00:17:32over and now
00:17:33Did anyone see that?
00:17:35Did anyone see what I saw?
00:17:38Help me out
00:17:39On and on and on
00:17:42To make me feel that
00:17:44Subliminal, that's what I thought
00:17:47Wait, now
00:17:48On and on
00:17:51Oh
00:17:51Shit
00:17:52Don't roast yourself
00:17:54You fucking can't
00:17:55You fuckingll
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00:39:06Help, help, help, help
00:39:08You know the gate's open, right?
00:39:10Oh my god!
00:39:12Are you okay?
00:39:13Do you need help?
00:39:16This girl's gonna be the death of me
00:39:26Hey, hey
00:39:27Wanna take the north side?
00:39:29Yeah, sure
00:39:32They do know that's the south east side, right?
00:39:36No, but it is so hot that you do
00:39:38You're so hot
00:39:39You are so hot
00:39:40You are
00:39:40We are
00:39:41We are
00:39:42We are
00:39:43We are
00:39:44Oh, I'm glad you have each other
00:39:50Hello?
00:39:52Oh shit
00:39:53Sorry
00:39:57I know I like it when you grab my ass
00:40:01Well, on the up side
00:40:03If you can't find Kingpon
00:40:04It's kinda like a cool badge of honor to get suspended
00:40:08But you usually go for people who get suspended?
00:40:12Um, I don't really have a type
00:40:14It's more of just a vibe
00:40:16So your vibe is Aya then, huh?
00:40:19Well actually, we just broke up
00:40:22Oh really?
00:40:23It sucks, sorry
00:40:27Are you over then?
00:40:28Depends, Paige
00:40:29Who's asking?
00:40:30Not me
00:40:31I don't care
00:40:32Ouch
00:40:36I care
00:40:37I care
00:40:38I just was trying to be nice and ask you questions
00:40:42So
00:40:44Not that good at that though
00:40:45Well, your questions are cute, so
00:40:49Do you remember in fifth grade when we were partnered up to take care of that egg together in Miss
00:40:54Higgins' class?
00:40:56Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I dropped mine on the first day and begged my mom to replace it for
00:41:00me
00:41:01Geez, I totally forgot you were my partner for that
00:41:03Damn, I was a shitty mom
00:41:05Well, if it's any consolation, I gave our egg a bath and I boiled it to death, so guess I
00:41:12wasn't a perfect mom either
00:41:15Oh, hi
00:41:16It's gotta be too fun
00:41:17Aren't I supposed to be confronting?
00:41:19Yes, I'm just not good at confrontation
00:41:21Clearly
00:41:27Kind of weird that we've co-parented and never kissed before, huh?
00:41:31Yeah, it's a little bit strange
00:41:33Well, maybe we should try it
00:41:35Let me try it
00:41:40You can lean in now
00:41:46Hey!
00:41:46Yo! Stop!
00:41:48Yo!
00:41:49I cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea might have actually worked, but that was definitely Tim's car
00:41:54I don't know
00:41:54Who else drives a bright green Challenger with a bumper sticker that reads, your mom calls me daddy
00:41:59Fucking Tim
00:42:00Mm-hmm
00:42:03Uh...
00:42:03Hold on, I have to take this
00:42:06So do you think you cracked the case?
00:42:10Yeah...
00:42:10I guess so
00:42:17Paige, let's go, we're gonna be late
00:42:20Are you seriously not packed for our way meet yet?
00:42:22I started
00:42:25Dylan, I need to tell you something
00:42:27What? What happened?
00:42:28Don't make it a big deal, okay?
00:42:30What happened?
00:42:31Did you find another one of your mom's special movies?
00:42:34Gabby and I kissed
00:42:36I'm sorry, what?
00:42:38I know
00:42:40Wait, Gabriella Campos kissed you?
00:42:43Okay, screw packing, tell me exactly what happened
00:42:45I don't know, it kinda just happened at the stakeout, it was really weird actually
00:42:51What do you mean weird?
00:42:52You've been waiting for this like literally your entire life, you're obsessed with her
00:42:55Well, it was very anticlimactic
00:42:57Was it a bad kiss?
00:42:59Is that her fatal flaw?
00:43:00Does she have an Achilles tongue?
00:43:02Maybe it wasn't her, it was probably me
00:43:04That makes more sense, she's kissed a lot of people, yeah
00:43:07Shit, I haven't kissed anyone, I don't know how to kiss
00:43:09Yeah, you're probably a terrible kisser
00:43:10You need to teach me
00:43:11No
00:43:11Teach me
00:43:12Are you seriously trying to kiss me right now?
00:43:15Just kiss me, please
00:43:16No means no, Paige, come on, you're not a man
00:43:18Thank you
00:43:19Why are you so dressed up?
00:43:22It's a structured blazer, everybody quit tripping
00:43:24Come on, let's go
00:43:26Did you pack us the food?
00:43:31I can't believe I'm such a bad kisser
00:43:33Oh no, no, no, no
00:43:34Bad kisser? That is impossible, not possible
00:43:38The Evans women are legendary kissers
00:43:41Your grandmother won the Frenching contest three years running
00:43:44Oh my god
00:43:45I play second
00:43:45What?
00:43:46I've told you about this, I tied with your great aunt Janine
00:43:49Oh my god, she is a maniac
00:43:51Well, I guess a promiscuous Jean skips a generation
00:43:53That's what they say
00:43:54Do you think maybe it's not the kiss, it's the person?
00:43:58Oh, what does that mean?
00:43:59Maybe you were let down by the kiss because your crush is on its course
00:44:02But I've liked Gabby forever
00:44:05I think that maybe there are other people out there
00:44:06Yeah
00:44:07Like who?
00:44:09Hi, Mrs. Evans
00:44:10Miss, sorry
00:44:11Hey, AJ
00:44:12AJ
00:44:13Wow, finally we meet after hearing about you 24-7 from this one
00:44:17She's being sarcastic
00:44:19I mean, the word constantly springs to mind
00:44:21Um, what are you gonna do now that the anticipation artist is out of the house?
00:44:24Oh man, so many possibilities
00:44:26I mean, the sky's the limit, right?
00:44:28I'm not gonna crumble, that's the one thing I'm not gonna do
00:44:30We're gone for a night
00:44:31I know, well, it doesn't matter, I'm not gonna crumble, so
00:44:35Hey, AJ, um, do me a favor and try and get old Paige here to loosen up a little bit,
00:44:40okay?
00:44:41You know, like, fire up a bong and knock back a couple of wine coolers
00:44:46Oh my god, I have poppers in the car, should I run grab?
00:44:49No, that's the wrong type of gay
00:44:50Well, hello there, long time no see
00:44:54A little delayed gratification never hurt anyone, okay?
00:44:58Oh, you're making me wait
00:44:59They call it edging these days
00:45:02I looked it up on Wikipedia and the definition is quite rank
00:45:06I don't know the meaning of rank, but I believe you
00:45:09It means filthy dirty
00:45:11Well, I'm gonna just get your number off the emergency contact list
00:45:15Okay, I've had your number for like, I don't know how many days
00:45:18Let's go with the program, okay?
00:45:20I mean, text me, like I'm not getting any younger
00:45:22Come on
00:45:25Let's go!
00:45:26I'm here in your room, yes sir
00:45:28The white hours start at 11
00:45:30Just so, keep going
00:45:35Okay, listen up, hormonal teens
00:45:43Now, on this list is the name of your roommate
00:45:46I know that 60% of you are queer, but guys, don't go in the girls' room
00:45:52And girls, please, don't go in the guys' room
00:45:55We don't want anybody getting pregnant
00:45:56And I'm talking specifically to you, Stacy and Dylan
00:45:59What? Who never?
00:46:01One, as I made it clear on my campaign trail
00:46:03I will not be allowing the administration to control what I do with my body
00:46:05Two, obviously I'm on birth control
00:46:08Well, I'm on teen control and I want lights out by 9 p.m.
00:46:12I have a FaceTime date with a very lovely lady
00:46:17I don't want to be interrupted
00:46:18And Paige, no graffiti
00:46:20Your new stepdad
00:46:21Ugh
00:46:23Hey
00:46:23Hi
00:46:25We should talk
00:46:26Hey
00:46:27Guess we're rooming together
00:46:28Can't get rid of you
00:46:29Um, I'm gonna go find out who my roommate is
00:46:32But I'll see you later
00:46:35Did you know that squirrels remember every single person they've ever seen?
00:46:40What?
00:46:40They have photographic memories
00:46:42Mm-hmm
00:46:43Uh, I look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight
00:46:46Well, good, cause there's a plenty
00:46:48Guys, teen party in my room, 9.30
00:46:50Be there
00:46:51No, you guys heard coach, we can't do that
00:46:53Oh, no
00:46:55Yeah, we definitely can't do that
00:46:56Especially since our track meet starts at 2 p.m., right?
00:46:59Looks like we're getting fucked up tonight
00:47:01Oh, Paige, you're so innocent
00:47:07Okay, this one is either whiskey or rum
00:47:11Then we've got peach vodka
00:47:13We've got lemon vodka
00:47:15To wipe our fluid?
00:47:16More vodka
00:47:17And we got mouthwash
00:47:19But you just gotta drink a lot of it to get fucked up
00:47:20Mmm, that looks at least risky
00:47:22Is that all you could get from your parents?
00:47:25Yeah
00:47:25Look, my beard is coming in
00:47:27So it's only a matter of time before I stop getting parted
00:47:29Oh, yeah, for sure
00:47:30Yo, Tim, hey
00:47:32Oh, there he is
00:47:34You know you actually have to confront Tim about being King Pun to accuse him, right?
00:47:38I've been working up to it
00:47:40She really scares me sometimes
00:47:43Tim, I know you're King Pun
00:47:44I have your notebook
00:47:45What?
00:47:46I saw you after school the other night, okay?
00:47:49What were you doing there if not to get your notebook?
00:47:52Okay, okay, okay
00:47:54I'll tell you
00:47:55I'm in Renaissance Club
00:47:57Come again?
00:47:59I'm in Renaissance Club, I'm a Renny, if you will
00:48:02Oh my god
00:48:02We were having our monthly feast
00:48:05And when I got to school, it was cancelled
00:48:08I don't believe you
00:48:10Are you serious?
00:48:12Look
00:48:16Wow
00:48:17Okay, everyone gather around, it is game time!
00:48:22I get to play some games
00:48:23Still got a lot of questions for you
00:48:27I got a lot of answers
00:48:28A lot of questions
00:48:33Hey, perfect timing, we're about to play seven minutes
00:48:38What, like seven minutes in heaven?
00:48:41No, that perpetuates a Christian narrative
00:48:43We're playing seven minutes in the hotel bathroom
00:48:45And it's a track tradition
00:48:47Okay, everyone
00:48:49Phone's in, pride at the door
00:48:51For any new additions
00:48:52The rules are simple
00:48:53You put your phone in the bag
00:48:55And if your phone gets picked
00:48:56You have to go into the bathroom with another person
00:48:58And since this is 2022
00:48:59We will not force anyone to make out if you don't want to
00:49:02But I will say seven minutes is such a long time to be in the bathroom with someone and not
00:49:05make out
00:49:05Just saying, Paige
00:49:06Okay, all right
00:49:07Everyone's phones are in
00:49:09All right
00:49:10First phone is
00:49:12Ooh
00:49:14Ooh
00:49:19Ooh
00:49:22Ooh
00:49:22Ooh
00:49:23Ooh
00:49:23Ooh
00:49:24Ooh
00:49:24Ooh
00:49:25You like sports and I don't like dresses
00:49:27Luckily for us our parents got the message
00:49:30Always say I know to come back my yeses
00:49:33You know me better than I give you credit
00:49:36People try and look this way
00:49:37I don't think we do
00:49:38Oh
00:49:39Baby, it's the consequence
00:49:40Is sharing these same room
00:49:41Clash like
00:49:42Ooh
00:49:42Wow
00:49:43Paige
00:49:45I believe this questionable phone case belongs to you
00:49:48Oh
00:49:48No
00:49:49No, let's see
00:49:51Alright
00:49:55Whose case is this?
00:49:57That's mine
00:49:57That's mine
00:50:00What's your background?
00:50:01Tessa Thompson's Valkyrie
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00:53:58Oh wow.
00:53:59Ya.
00:54:00I think my abuela was gonna puke.
00:54:04Is it hard having a twin?
00:54:08I mean, I love her.
00:54:10And we have this really special, cool bond.
00:54:14But Gabi is also painfully charming
00:54:16and everyone is obsessed with her.
00:54:22It's just an impossible comparison to live up to, you know?
00:54:29That was a lot.
00:54:31I don't know why I told you all that.
00:54:32It wasn't a lot.
00:54:34I'm glad you told me.
00:54:36But what about you?
00:54:39Is it hard growing up with just your mom?
00:54:43Sometimes, but...
00:54:44not really.
00:54:47I just love her so much.
00:54:51She's like my best friend.
00:54:52Aww.
00:54:53Don't tell her that though, she wants it too much.
00:54:58One day she just decided she wanted a kid.
00:55:01So she got some sperm and she did it herself.
00:55:06That's pretty badass.
00:55:10Now I know where you get your confidence from.
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:16You're the one who has the whole quiet confident thing going on.
00:55:21Nobody ever knows what you're thinking.
00:55:24Including me.
00:55:25Hey.
00:55:28I'm working on it.
00:55:43I'm working on it.
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01:05:34Paige isn't even into me.
01:05:35She said she liked someone else.
01:05:37I'm guessing you.
01:05:38She never told me that.
01:05:40Just like you didn't tell me you were king pun?
01:05:41I mean, what is going on with you?
01:05:43Why wouldn't you tell me that?
01:05:44Because mom and dad would kill me if they found out
01:05:46I was spending time on literally anything
01:05:47other than school or track.
01:05:49Let alone defacing the school.
01:05:50But it's me, Ajay.
01:05:54I know.
01:05:57But everything I do is always overshadowed by you, Gabs.
01:06:02I needed something that was mine.
01:06:04How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything?
01:06:06Help me with what?
01:06:08Mom and dad?
01:06:09They're hard on me too, you know?
01:06:11Oh, now this is about you. Great.
01:06:13I'm sorry.
01:06:14I didn't mean it.
01:06:16Listen, I will be fine.
01:06:18Just let second place feel like last today, okay?
01:06:25Wow.
01:06:26Ajay is king pun.
01:06:28Mm-hmm.
01:06:29Hmm.
01:06:30I did not see that coming.
01:06:33Here I try.
01:06:36Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way.
01:06:38You're welcome.
01:06:39I mean, I got it for both of us, so I...
01:06:41Well, okay.
01:06:46Um, so...
01:06:47I hate to bring this up, but it's almost the end of the semester,
01:06:51and I was kind of wondering what you were planning to do
01:06:55about the whole suspension thing.
01:06:58Um, I have no clue.
01:07:00Mm-hmm.
01:07:02I don't want to give AJ away because her dad would be really upset,
01:07:05but I also don't want to ruin this little cowards thing.
01:07:08Yeah, I get it.
01:07:11Everything is falling apart.
01:07:14She won't speak to me.
01:07:16She ignored me the whole time on the bus,
01:07:18and she hasn't answered any of my texts, so...
01:07:21How am I supposed to draw my happiest moment
01:07:24when I'm the most depressed I've ever been?
01:07:27Well, stop wondering how you could have done things differently, you know?
01:07:31I mean, sometimes you just have to let your feelings guide you.
01:07:34That's all you can really do,
01:07:36and then sometimes your head and your heart
01:07:39end up duking it out.
01:07:42Well, all those two things aren't really working right now, are they?
01:07:45She's gonna come around.
01:07:46You just gotta give her some time.
01:07:48That's the way this works.
01:07:50You didn't see the look on her face, huh?
01:07:53I know.
01:07:53I didn't, but...
01:07:56I've been AJ, okay?
01:07:59I've been you.
01:08:01I've been Gabby.
01:08:02You break hearts, you get your heart broken,
01:08:04and everything in between.
01:08:06That's just how it works.
01:08:08Be cool, and I think eventually AJ will hear what you're saying.
01:08:14Having feelings is evil?
01:08:15It's the worst.
01:08:18No feelings would be better,
01:08:20but that's just not the way it is.
01:08:22I do have one more really important question, though.
01:08:26What's that?
01:08:27How does Coach Murray look?
01:08:28Oh, like, seriously, level with me.
01:08:31Tell me everything.
01:08:32I want all the details.
01:08:35What do you mean you think all these five people are gonna go?
01:08:37I don't...
01:08:38I don't know.
01:08:41Mom, I'm telling you,
01:08:43Tim is great for stealing this election.
01:08:45God, no.
01:08:48Nowhere else to hide in the deep.
01:08:56God, no.
01:08:58There's no one else to find for the scheme.
01:09:08Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing that rise or fall.
01:09:19It's all, all of us.
01:09:21But you and the stupid thing can see you.
01:09:30It's all, all of us.
01:09:32It's all, all of us.
01:09:33But only you were caught moving kerosene.
01:09:37Kerosene.
01:09:51Got your hands into the fire by the greed.
01:10:02Got no body to deny what they've seen.
01:10:15Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing that rise or fall.
01:10:26It's all, all of us.
01:10:28But you and us do it.
01:10:31Take a seat.
01:10:33For the team.
01:10:36No, we don't know how to behave.
01:10:41Had my fingers up screaming, fuck what you say.
01:10:46It's not the whole world over earth we play.
01:10:51Test and turn and every night I want to feel safe.
01:10:57In a room full of kerosene.
01:11:00It's on all of us.
01:11:02But you and us do it.
01:11:04Take a seat.
01:11:07For the team.
01:11:11It's on all of us.
01:11:13But you and us do it.
01:11:16Take a seat.
01:11:25Just drop it in your glass box.
01:11:27Thank you.
01:11:27Yep, you got it.
01:11:39I'm sorry.
01:11:40I just, I really need to.
01:11:42I mean, this is rude.
01:11:44Um.
01:11:47Sorry.
01:11:48I, I dropped something out there, so I have to go ahead.
01:11:51Do you need to get ahead of you?
01:11:53Thank you.
01:11:53So, I'm gonna.
01:11:55This is cool.
01:11:55Hi.
01:11:56What are you doing?
01:11:57You're just going to ignore me forever.
01:11:59It's been three days.
01:12:00Well, each one of them has felt like daylight savings.
01:12:03That would make them an hour shorter.
01:12:05Well, I told you, I don't know the metric system.
01:12:08I know you were forced to hang out with me on track.
01:12:10But then you used me to get to my sister, to hide from Chantal, and to figure out who King
01:12:13Pun was.
01:12:14Which you could have told me about, by the way.
01:12:15Oh, because you were so honest?
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:18I deserve that.
01:12:20It's not like you told the truth, though, either.
01:12:22Well, I, I wanted to tell you.
01:12:23You know that other place you can go to make out, right?
01:12:26That's really not what we're doing.
01:12:28I wanted to tell you about King Pun.
01:12:29That I was King Pun.
01:12:31I wanted to tell you how I felt.
01:12:34How I think about you all the time.
01:12:35How, when you look at me, I feel like my heart is literally beating in my ears.
01:12:40And when you get flustered, I get flustered.
01:12:41Because I think it's the stupidest, cutest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:43But, maybe this is why I didn't tell you.
01:12:47Because I knew it was too good to be true.
01:12:50You don't get to choose who you fall for.
01:12:51Believe me, I get it.
01:12:52AJ.
01:12:54Look at me.
01:12:56I like you.
01:12:58I don't want to be runner-up.
01:13:02Thank you.
01:13:06Why does the vote for Dylan hashtag only have two posts when they're both complete?
01:13:10She hasn't posted in 12 hours.
01:13:11Is that weird?
01:13:12That feels really weird.
01:13:13Oh, do you care because it's King Pun or do you care because it's AJ and it's driving you nuts
01:13:16not knowing what she's thinking?
01:13:18I'm not answering that.
01:13:20Listen, I just know how much trouble AJ will be in if I tell on her.
01:13:23I don't know what to do.
01:13:24Fling is always an option.
01:13:26You're going to be a great president, Stacy.
01:13:28Thank you.
01:13:30Wait, you didn't vote for me?
01:13:33You're me and AJ's uniforms?
01:13:34Thank you, Gabby.
01:13:35Let's put it in there.
01:13:38Hey, this had hot Cheeto dust on it when I got it.
01:13:40Really weird.
01:13:44Oh, Paige, Principal Collins would like to see you in her office.
01:13:49I know.
01:13:50And, um, tell your mom I said hi.
01:13:56I will not.
01:14:01Okay, let's just get this over with.
01:14:05I'm King Pun.
01:14:06There, I said it, okay?
01:14:07I accept whatever consequences you determine for me and I'll face them.
01:14:10Wait, let me get this straight.
01:14:12You are also King Pun?
01:14:14Yes.
01:14:14Okay, I'm King Pun.
01:14:16We're all King Pun.
01:14:17In fact, I'm Queen Pun.
01:14:18Huh?
01:14:19Is it root vegetable season?
01:14:20Because it's turnip time.
01:14:22See?
01:14:22No, I'm King Pun.
01:14:24We know you're not King Pun, okay?
01:14:26AJ Campos came in about an hour ago and she confessed to everything.
01:14:28Wait, what?
01:14:29Do you want to get suspended too?
01:14:30I'm just curious because it feels like you want to get suspended.
01:14:33And I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to do double the paperwork.
01:14:35I got things to do.
01:14:36Wait, suspension?
01:14:38You suspended her?
01:14:39Yes, I suspended her.
01:14:41She came in and gave me all the evidence I needed and she's allowed back into school
01:14:44next semester.
01:14:45Next semester?
01:14:46Do you understand how space and time works?
01:14:48Oh, God.
01:14:49The semester ends this week.
01:14:51Why are you still here?
01:14:52I have things to do.
01:14:54Wenches to boss and turkey legs to motorboat and history to write.
01:14:58Okay, I'll leave.
01:15:00Well, do you want to help me with the corset?
01:15:02Because it's, it is like a whole panic room on my back.
01:15:20Like, I want to win, but I just, like, I don't want to see you lose.
01:15:23I'm going to win, babe.
01:15:24I don't know if you are.
01:15:24I think I will.
01:15:25Oh, yeah?
01:15:26You think you're going to win?
01:15:27I know I'm going to win.
01:15:28Yeah?
01:15:28Tell me again you're going to win.
01:15:29I'm going to win.
01:15:30I'm going to fucking win.
01:15:32I need your help.
01:15:33Stacy, I need you to call Gabby.
01:15:34Ugh.
01:15:36Are you serious?
01:15:38She's relapsing.
01:15:38It's the opposite, actually.
01:15:40I'll fill you guys in while we work.
01:15:41We should go.
01:15:42Work on what?
01:15:44Paige.
01:15:45Paige.
01:15:46Uh, uh.
01:15:48Ugh.
01:16:01What are we doing?
01:16:02You know I can't be here right now.
01:16:04I won't take a look.
01:16:08Jesus Christ!
01:16:09What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:10Put that away!
01:16:14Gab, stop!
01:16:17Are you just trying to get me expelled at this point?
01:16:19Listen, I know you're still upset.
01:16:21Yeah, more so now.
01:16:22But I will always have your back, okay?
01:16:24If you're going down, I'm going down with you.
01:16:26Okay.
01:16:26Yeah, I appreciate the gesture, but this is not going to help me at all.
01:16:29In fact, I think it's going to get me in more trouble.
01:16:32Also, what the hell is it?
01:16:35Isn't it obvious?
01:16:37No.
01:16:38I feel like I'm playing Pictionary with an infant.
01:16:40It's supposed to be an arrow.
01:16:42You were supposed to follow it.
01:16:44What?
01:16:45Listen, I love you, okay?
01:16:47Even when we fight.
01:16:49And you're a fucking incredible artist and an amazing person.
01:16:52You deserve to win, AJ.
01:16:53All right, I do appreciate that.
01:16:56So please, follow my shitty arrow.
01:17:07When we met, I worried that
01:17:11You and me sparked too easy
01:17:19Did me in with your grief
01:17:22We grew into something heavy
01:17:29Been a while, we lost touch
01:17:33I feel like a stranger
01:17:35I ran out on your love
01:17:38Oh, babe, you don't blame me
01:17:41I change like the seasons
01:17:46Good afternoon, everybody.
01:17:48Just a quick reminder,
01:17:50there's about 50 spots open
01:17:51for the annual Renaissance Fair.
01:17:53So if you'd like to sign up,
01:17:55you can still do that in my office.
01:17:57Moving on to the real reason we're here today,
01:18:00the election results.
01:18:01And a quick thank you to your peers here on stage
01:18:05who have worked so hard to earn your vote
01:18:07to become the next student body president.
01:18:11And out of the two,
01:18:11I have no idea who it could be.
01:18:13It's such a close race
01:18:16between the both of them.
01:18:18Without further ado,
01:18:20your next president is
01:18:23Stacy Clark!
01:18:25Come on, let's do it.
01:18:27Mary Preston.
01:18:28First gentleman.
01:18:29Okay.
01:18:38I am so honored
01:18:40to be your new student body president.
01:18:42As many of you may know,
01:18:43I've worked tirelessly
01:18:45to make this dream happen,
01:18:46and I want to give a huge shout out
01:18:47to everybody who's helped me along the way.
01:18:50I'm looking at you, Tavern Henry.
01:18:53As promised on my campaign trail,
01:18:55I will be completely transparent
01:18:57about all my policies.
01:18:58And I also will be challenging
01:19:00the administration on any issues
01:19:01I believe merit pushback.
01:19:03Here we go.
01:19:04In fact,
01:19:05I'd like to serve right now
01:19:06by introducing you guys
01:19:08to my very first project,
01:19:10the Beautification Initiative.
01:19:12It's about time
01:19:13we took a page
01:19:13out of King Pun's book
01:19:14and filled these school walls
01:19:16with color and life.
01:19:19It's time we reinvested in art,
01:19:21no matter what
01:19:21the administration says.
01:19:22I voted for you, bitch.
01:19:24Therefore,
01:19:25to launch this initiative,
01:19:27I'd like to welcome
01:19:28a beautiful artist to the stage.
01:19:30Paige Evans!
01:19:34Woo!
01:19:36You look like a serial killer.
01:19:37Change your eyes.
01:19:38What is she doing?
01:19:40Wait.
01:19:41I can't believe
01:19:42I've become an accomplice to this.
01:19:44Oh.
01:19:44You're gonna be surprised
01:19:45by a lot of the things
01:19:46you do with me.
01:19:48I'm mostly talking about sex stuff.
01:19:50Just so you know.
01:19:54Hello.
01:19:57My name is Paige Evans.
01:20:00Yeah, yeah, Paige!
01:20:05Some of you guys may recognize me
01:20:07from that party I attended once.
01:20:10and I'm sorry.
01:20:12This is terrible.
01:20:15But John won't.
01:20:18Like King Pun,
01:20:20I too am also an artist.
01:20:24And I believe that art
01:20:26is supposed to make you feel something.
01:20:29King Pun isn't vandalizing school property.
01:20:33They're actually bringing life
01:20:35into this place.
01:20:37Have you ever walked into school
01:20:39and had a bad night
01:20:41or had a breakup
01:20:43and saw a mural
01:20:45and laughed or smiled?
01:20:49Yes.
01:20:50So, exactly.
01:20:54I don't...
01:20:55I don't think that King Pun
01:20:56has to be punished for that.
01:20:59And as your new class president,
01:21:02I agree.
01:21:05Grace.
01:21:07It's a coup.
01:21:09Please, please.
01:21:13I don't think that's what I'm talking about.
01:21:15Hi.
01:21:16So, AJ's King Pun?
01:21:19I just need you to know
01:21:20that when I'm with you,
01:21:21it's not about Gabby.
01:21:22It's not about track.
01:21:23Paige, I don't really want to talk about it.
01:21:25Just let me finish, okay?
01:21:28Please.
01:21:31Yeah.
01:21:33I've been really struggling
01:21:34with this stupid prompt
01:21:36trying to figure out
01:21:37what my happiest moment feels like.
01:21:39You know, I can't hear anything.
01:21:41Hey, you guys know what's happening?
01:21:43I've realized
01:21:43that it's not just one moment.
01:21:46It's every moment
01:21:47that I've had with you.
01:21:48Falling for you
01:21:49has been the happiest moment of my life.
01:21:53And making this
01:21:54has been the easiest thing
01:21:55I've made all semester.
01:22:01Oh, my God.
01:22:06Wow.
01:22:10It really hasn't
01:22:11been the easiest thing.
01:22:13I haven't slept in 24 hours,
01:22:16but you get the idea.
01:22:20Can I talk now?
01:22:23Only if it's good.
01:22:24Hmm.
01:22:27I'm really sorry
01:22:28I threw you in the bus
01:22:29and let you take the fall for me.
01:22:31It was wrong
01:22:32and really messed up.
01:22:33Just wanted to spend
01:22:34every second I could with you.
01:22:37And every stupid pun
01:22:39and mural
01:22:40and drawing
01:22:41brought us together.
01:22:43So I
01:22:44couldn't stop.
01:22:46Because I was falling for you, too.
01:22:49No!
01:22:52Okay.
01:22:53That was good.
01:22:54Yo, can y'all speak up, man?
01:22:55We can't hear you.
01:22:56Shut up!
01:22:57Shut up, Tim!
01:23:00Sorry.
01:23:01What do we do?
01:23:03I think we can just look at the idea.
01:23:05Okay.
01:23:10Oh, thank God.
01:23:12Yes, he's there!
01:23:15How are we gonna get that to CalArts?
01:23:17Uh, my mom's gonna cover it.
01:23:21There's only 15% battery left.
01:23:23Oh, yeah.
01:23:24I know.
01:23:24I brought the charger
01:23:25so that we could have a little fun
01:23:26with this bad boy
01:23:27in your office later on.
01:23:28And by later on,
01:23:28I mean in, like,
01:23:3090 seconds.
01:23:31We should go.
01:23:32We should go.
01:23:35Thank God this went well.
01:23:37Could you imagine
01:23:38if she got you
01:23:38turning me down on tape?
01:23:40Hello.
01:23:41Oh, yep.
01:23:42There you are.
01:23:43I was sitting here the whole time.
01:23:44Did you not notice?
01:23:45No.
01:23:45Why are you smiling?
01:23:47What are you talking about?
01:23:48I know you took some of my hair.
01:23:50I know that you're in love with me.
01:23:52Whoa, okay.
01:23:52Don't flatter yourself.
01:23:53You're not my type.
01:23:54Two, of course I took your hair.
01:23:56How else is a love spell
01:23:57supposed to work?
01:23:57I'm exhausted.
01:24:00You're welcome.
01:24:02She really just called us out.
01:24:04Paige!
01:24:06Okay, I know.
01:24:08I know.
01:24:08Double the paperwork
01:24:09and I'm sorry
01:24:10and you're gonna have to
01:24:12suspend us both, so.
01:24:13I'm not suspending
01:24:14either one of you guys.
01:24:15Really?
01:24:16What?
01:24:16Did I stutter?
01:24:17You guys need to clean your ears.
01:24:19No, not suspending anyone.
01:24:21And the beautification initiative,
01:24:22when the board hears about it,
01:24:24it was me.
01:24:25Okay, that's fine.
01:24:26Damn.
01:24:27Oh, I'm not done yet.
01:24:28You guys are also gonna run
01:24:29the face painting booth
01:24:30at the Ren Fair this year.
01:24:31Anything with it.
01:24:32That's the face
01:24:33I was looking for.
01:24:34Looking like a bunch of wenches.
01:24:37She's called us wenches.
01:24:38Does this mean
01:24:39I have to paint Tam?
01:24:40I mean, I'll say
01:24:40we should be thanking her.
01:24:42It's the first day in the job
01:24:43and you've already
01:24:44started a revolution.
01:24:45Would you expect
01:24:45anything less?
01:24:46Don't use those dental dams.
01:24:48There's something
01:24:48in your locker room.
01:24:50Thank you.
01:24:53By the way,
01:24:55that wasn't just a kiss.
01:24:58Yeah, that's shit.
01:25:01The thing about art
01:25:02is that you can't force it.
01:25:04It's a lot like love.
01:25:05You have to just let it come to you
01:25:07and not be afraid
01:25:08to be vulnerable.
01:25:10I spent so long
01:25:11comparing myself
01:25:12to other artists,
01:25:13to my peers,
01:25:14to King Pun.
01:25:15When I finally stopped
01:25:16and I started living my life,
01:25:18my art caught up with me.
01:25:20And you know what?
01:25:21It looks pretty damn good
01:25:23from here.
01:25:23I don't like
01:25:23the shri prochain
01:25:23but
01:25:23because I'm
01:25:23Because I N
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