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05:52THIS IS NOT THE VIBE OF THE HOUSE.
05:54Okay.
05:55I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN ONE IN PERSON BEFORE.
05:57IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP.
05:58I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW IT OUT.
05:59WE CAN'T THROW IT OUT!
06:00Dude, WHAT IF THE STABBER GETS IT?!
06:01NO, DUDE.
06:02WE HAVE TO, UH...
06:03OH, WE CAN TAKE IT TO A BUYBACK.
06:04YEAH.
06:05WHAT'S A BUYBACK?
06:06I GOT A GUN STORE.
06:06YOU CAN TAKE THE GUN TO A GUN STORE
06:08AND THEY'LL BUY IT BACK FROM YOU
06:09FOR LIKE A CHUNK OF CASH.
06:12WE CAN GO TOGETHER IF YOU WANT.
06:15OKAY.
06:15YEAH?
06:16OKAY.
06:16GREAT.
06:17SWEET.
06:17شكراً
06:47Okay. I am done with the version of me who asks boring guys to choke me and then says what?
06:52Just kidding.
06:52Like, I want to live my 20s a little.
06:56Is that crazy?
06:57No! You've arrived!
07:00I'm so happy. I couldn't agree more.
07:02Seriously, like, you're between jobs.
07:04This is your time to start fucking like your grandchildren will hear about it one day.
07:08Okay. Mind wipe?
07:09Yeah?
07:10I do want my grandchildren to think of me sexually.
07:12Gone from my brain. Never heard it.
07:14Thank you.
07:15Give me your phone.
07:16Okay, I'm gonna put you on field.
07:19This was amazing for my whore phase.
07:21Really?
07:21Mm-hmm.
07:22Before I met Paul Baker, this is how I met the Brazilian couple.
07:25Oh, Lucas and Sophia!
07:26Yeah, so hot.
07:28And, oh my God, uh, Joe with the leash.
07:30Joe with the leash?
07:31I know, but don't.
07:32He never walks you.
07:34Hi.
07:35So apparently they want me to give a statement?
07:37What?
07:38Really?
07:39Why must I become embroiled?
07:41Because you are a friend slut.
07:43Because you're a big slutty friend slut who needs everyone to be obsessed with you.
07:46That's not true.
07:47I don't need you guys to be obsessed with me.
07:48That's because you know we're obsessed with you.
07:50And whose fault is that?
07:52Mr. Evans, we're ready for you.
07:54Oh my God.
07:55Okay, earrings.
07:56Yes!
07:57Thanks.
07:58I made them myself.
07:59What?
08:00Wow, you and I are gonna go to Shark Tank, girl.
08:02Mark Cuban suddenly in.
08:03We're in tears.
08:04I took this class for a while.
08:06Friend.
08:07Slut.
08:09Get back here.
08:10Come on.
08:10Which way, baby?
08:11Ooh!
08:12How do you feel about firemen?
08:13Oh, no.
08:14Sorry.
08:14There's a comma.
08:15How do you feel about fire and also men?
08:18Yeah.
08:22I can't.
08:23Yes, we can't.
08:24No.
08:24I can't.
08:24We can't.
08:25We got this.
08:25We can't do anything.
08:26We look like we're fucking J. Crew Columbine.
08:28I don't want this shit.
08:28Okay.
08:29Just let me talk.
08:30I'll handle this.
08:31Okay.
08:32Okay.
08:33I'll chill in the fucking grenade aisle.
08:35Okay.
08:35Yeah.
08:38Hey, bud.
08:39Hi.
08:40How are you?
08:40Name's Paul Baker.
08:41It's nice to meet you.
08:42Look at my buddy over there.
08:44My buddy with the flag.
08:45That's him.
08:46He's going through it right now.
08:47He found his dad's shotgun in the old coat closet.
08:50Problem is, he's not a 007 man like yourself.
08:55And so we're just trying to figure out a way to, uh, sell this bad boy back to you.
08:58You know, AKA a little buyback.
09:00I'm sure you're familiar.
09:01You know?
09:02So what do you say about that one, huh, big guy?
09:04Could you help us out with that?
09:07Why are you talking to me like I'm retarded?
09:11Oh.
09:13No, I wasn't.
09:14No, the...
09:15We actually don't use that word anymore.
09:17Like at all, sir.
09:19I...
09:19The cast of Kalee kind of ended that through the power of song, so...
09:22What?
09:23Retarded?
09:24No.
09:24My sister's retarded.
09:26Do you got a sister who's retarded?
09:27Just give me one.
09:28One second.
09:29Hey, dude.
09:30We can't do this.
09:31I...
09:31We gotta go.
09:32What do you mean?
09:32I don't know.
09:33Dude, that...
09:33That's never happened to me before.
09:34I think that went like...
09:35What?
09:36Bad.
09:36I don't know.
09:38Okay, well I'm not leaving the gun store with a gun.
09:39We're gonna look insane.
09:40No.
09:40I can't sell it to this man.
09:41I don't...
09:42I don't know what...
09:42Plaker?
09:43You're a charming ass man.
09:44Hmm.
09:45And I didn't want to say this before, but...
09:47I need this money for Billy.
09:49For medical bills?
09:51Yeah.
09:54Oh, shit.
09:55Okay.
09:55Okay.
09:56Yeah.
09:56We got this.
09:56Totally.
09:57We got this.
09:57You and me.
09:58Alright.
10:00Oh, you're just gonna...
10:01I'm just gonna hang out here.
10:03Okay.
10:04Hey, brother.
10:05My man.
10:06Uh...
10:06I feel like I condescended towards you before, and for that I'm very sorry.
10:10I don't know what that was.
10:11Might be a Canadian thing.
10:13But...
10:13If we could just start over, I'm just trying to sell this gun back.
10:16I...
10:16I don't know what that was.
10:18What's with the nail polish?
10:20You a fruitcake or something?
10:23Am I a...
10:24Am I a...
10:27No.
10:29No, I'm not a fruitcake.
10:30No, that is...
10:31Um...
10:32No.
10:33Ah.
10:33Because I was gonna say, if you were a little fruity, I'd get your number and buy your gun.
10:40Oh.
10:42You...
10:42Oh, you're...
10:43Okay, yeah.
10:44I am fruity.
10:45I don't...
10:45Yeah.
10:46I...
10:46I personally don't usually describe it like that.
10:48I usually say, like, fluid.
10:49Mostly.
10:50But I...
10:50Yeah, I am a fruitcake.
10:51Are you lying to me right now?
10:52No, sir.
10:53You quib-baiting me?
10:54No, what is the...
10:56Spectrum of your language?
10:57No.
10:57I...
10:57Hey, Samir.
10:59Samir, tell this guy.
11:00I sleep with men.
11:01I...
11:03This guy?
11:04No.
11:05This guy.
11:06But if anything, he's homophobic.
11:08No, I'm not.
11:08I'm not homophobic.
11:09I heard you before.
11:10I was like, fruity, what?
11:11Because I haven't...
11:12We don't...
11:13Get the hell out of my store.
11:15Yes, sir.
11:17He sleeps with men.
11:18He does it all.
11:19It's not...
11:20It's over.
11:27So, at this point, you and the suspect exited the train and made dinner plans?
11:31Is that right?
11:32Yeah.
11:33That's right.
11:33And not just one dinner, but, quote,
11:37Weekly dinners every Sunday.
11:39No, literally every Sunday.
11:41I don't care if it's Christmas.
11:43We are getting dinner that Sunday.
11:46Yeah.
11:46That's correct.
11:47And then you exchanged numbers and asked, quote,
11:51Can white people and black people be twins?
11:54Someone called NASA.
11:55I feel like we're literally twins.
11:59Yeah, and what's the question?
12:01Is it normal for you to act this way towards complete strangers?
12:06Uh-huh.
12:07Uh-huh.
12:08Okay.
12:08I see where you could get confused there.
12:10So, um, let me explain.
12:11So, I feel like for the average person in society,
12:14they sort of need to turn on and off.
12:17Right?
12:17Like, on and then they're off.
12:20And I have this fun little thing where I, um, I don't have that problem.
12:26No.
12:26So, I can really make a deep, close, beautiful bond with anyone.
12:31Really.
12:32All walks of life.
12:33Yeah.
12:34Which some people might call a friend slut.
12:36But I actually call just being a delight.
12:41So.
12:42But that's, that's me.
12:44Tell me about yourselves, please.
12:47Okay.
12:47Okay.
12:48So, you feel close to this man.
12:51Which?
12:52The perpetrator.
12:53Oh, yes.
12:54Oh, my God.
12:54You should have said that.
12:55100%.
12:55Yeah.
12:56You have a, a deep, intimate connection with this man.
13:00Yeah.
13:00Very much so.
13:01Definitely.
13:03Okay.
13:05Bring him in.
13:07Hmm?
13:07Who?
13:07Yes.
13:08Bring him in.
13:09Get in here.
13:12Come on.
13:14Who are these men?
13:16Which one's the perpetrator?
13:18They're there.
13:19Hmm?
13:20Out of, out of these?
13:21Mm-hmm.
13:24It's just hard when they all look so similar.
13:34Ooh, what about Davis?
13:36He's into foot stuff, bondage, piss play.
13:39Okay.
13:39Oh, and he's close to his twin.
13:41Aww.
13:44Okay, very close.
13:47Oh, you liked it.
13:48Oh, my God!
13:49It's a connection!
13:50Okay, can you Winfield?
13:51Yeah, you can.
13:52It's the Space Mountain picture.
13:53Yeah, I know.
13:54My boobs are just like...
13:54Oh, I know.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Hmm.
13:58Seriously?
13:59One of the guys on here is going to give you such an insane dick town, you won't even
14:04remember that you're sad, jobless, and in debt.
14:06Hmm?
14:06Mm-hmm.
14:09Hi.
14:10Hey, I'm Anton's friend.
14:11Is he home?
14:12Uh, no, but he should be home any minute.
14:14Do you want to come wait inside?
14:18Hey, put your phone down.
14:19It's happening.
14:20What is?
14:20You're gonna fuck this man.
14:22What?
14:24Wow.
14:28I...
14:28Yeah.
14:29You know your mailbox is really full.
14:31Oh, yeah.
14:32Yeah, we're kind of like saving that for like a weekend project.
14:35So...
14:35Oh.
14:37He's so good.
14:38I know.
14:39You literally manifest.
14:40Yeah, I'm...
14:40Um, do you want to sit down?
14:42Uh, sure.
14:43Please, come on.
14:45Oh, wow.
14:46So strong.
14:49Hi, Billy.
14:51Ethan.
14:52So how do you know Anton?
14:53Oh.
14:55Uh...
14:56He's my best friend in the world.
14:58Yeah, isn't he everybody's?
15:02Um...
15:03Uh...
15:03Wine?
15:06Sure.
15:07You know, I want you to feel at home.
15:09I want you to relax.
15:10We also have some weed as well as some PCP that we've been saving for a very special night.
15:14No, I did it once.
15:15I had the most productive night of my life.
15:17Mm-hmm.
15:17Oh, my God, hey.
15:17Oh, man, hi, sweetie.
15:19Hi.
15:20Ugh.
15:20Hi.
15:21Anton.
15:22Have we...
15:23I'm so sorry.
15:23Have we met?
15:24Anton, it's Ethan.
15:26I...
15:27I don't...
15:27Your friend, Ethan.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:30He does this.
15:31Okay, he makes friends with everyone he needs, but now it's become this whole thing.
15:35Anton?
15:37Is everything okay?
15:40Sorry.
15:41Just have to use the restroom.
15:44Okay, he has a very small bladder.
15:49Absolutely ginormous.
15:51Wait, so where are you from?
16:02You ask, you ask.
16:03I did the last one, no.
16:04Please.
16:05No.
16:05Hi, do you guys want to purchase a shotgun?
16:07Shotgun?
16:08No way.
16:09My friend, big gun, good price.
16:11Freeze.
16:12Don't tell the guy in there about us.
16:15What's up?
16:16Anton wants us to bring home gum.
16:18Hmm.
16:19Yeah, I got some.
16:21Okay, sick.
16:22That would have been, like, a whole thing.
16:26Miss, shotgun?
16:30Sorry.
16:35Tight, tight, tight jacket.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:38Billy, look at these olives.
16:39Wow, I love your tattoos.
16:40I was literally thinking about getting one.
16:42Did it hurt?
16:43I don't know.
16:44I didn't really feel pain.
16:46Wow.
16:46Wait, that's so real.
16:50Hey, Billy.
16:51Billy.
16:52Hey, Billy.
16:54Hey, Billy.
16:55Hey, Billy.
17:12Anton?
17:13Mm-hmm.
17:14Are you still making me paella?
17:16Duh!
17:18What?
17:20Um, can I talk to you guys for a second?
17:22Yeah, you too.
17:23Would be great.
17:23Yep, let me steal you away.
17:25Come with me.
17:26Yep, right now.
17:27Hey!
17:29Right now, girls!
17:30We're gonna be right back.
17:32Follow me.
17:36Stop!
17:36Stop!
17:37Stop!
17:37Stop!
17:38Stop!
17:38Oh, my God!
17:39Oh, God!
17:41Get in the car!
17:42Get into the car!
17:43Jesus Christ, Anton!
17:44Okay!
17:45God!
17:47He's so hot!
17:48Anton, what are you doing?
17:50Billy is trying to fuck that guy!
17:51Well, leave me.
17:51Okay, she's not.
17:52Okay, no.
17:52Listen, no.
17:53Hi, um, we're at 803 Forest Street.
17:55Um, the Bayside Stabber is sitting on my couch.
17:57What are you talking about?
17:59Uh-huh.
18:00Sir, how did they get into your house?
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03What?
18:03I may have let him follow me on Find My Friends,
18:05and for that, I am so deeply sorry.
18:07You have a problem, Anton!
18:08Okay, you might be right!
18:09No, not you.
18:10No, please.
18:10No, I feel a connection with you.
18:12Already, yep.
18:12Oh, my God!
18:14Why are you like this?
18:17Anton!
18:19No, no, no, no.
18:20He's coming.
18:21He's coming towards us.
18:23It's Sunday, man.
18:24We doing dinner or what?
18:25Tell him to leave, Anton!
18:27Seriously, he's a stabber!
18:28You can let him hate you!
18:29Okay, okay, yeah.
18:32Are you guys heading out?
18:33Yes.
18:33Yes.
18:34I'll come with.
18:35Yeah, totally.
18:36Hop in.
18:37Stop!
18:37Lock the door!
18:39He's getting in the car now, so...
18:40No, I don't want him to get in the car!
18:43Come on, please!
18:44Hey, can you pop the trunk?
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47He's got this bag, and I don't wanna...
18:48Hey!
18:48He's not your friend!
18:49You can tell him he's not your friend!
18:50I obviously can't do that, Isa!
18:52Yes, you can!
18:52I believe in you!
18:53We believe in you, don't we?
18:54He's...
18:55Tell him!
18:56Tell him, Anton!
18:58Tell...
18:59Anton?
19:01Anton?
19:01Anton?
19:01Anton, what are you doing?
19:02Do not run over this man, Anton.
19:04Do not run over this man, Anton!
19:06No!
19:07No!
19:07No!
19:07Do not run over this man!
19:08No!
19:09No!
19:10No!
19:14No!
19:15What did...
19:15Did...
19:16You...
19:16Did...
19:17Are you crazy?!
19:19Something in me is broken!
19:21I just need to be everything for everyone, and now I just killed a man!
19:28I'm so tired!
19:29I'm so tired!
19:30I'm so fucking tired!
19:31I'm so fucking tired!
19:31I'm so fucking tired!
19:31Oh my...
19:31I am so...
19:33What the fuck, dude?
19:34Oh my fucking God!
19:36Okay, fucking do it!
19:37Just do it!
19:41Hey, um...
19:44I...
19:46I...
19:46I don't want to be friends with you.
19:50I'm really sorry.
19:54You could've just said that.
19:58Totally.
20:02Please!
20:03Go, go, go!
20:05Hey!
20:05Officer!
20:05He's over there!
20:07He's standing over there!
20:08I'm so sorry.
20:09Hey!
20:10What's going on?
20:11Unbelievably sorry about it.
20:12He ran into the alley!
20:14He's over there!
20:14There's a man there!
20:15You got a visual on the baseline stabber.
20:16You get him?
20:17Taste him hard!
20:18He doesn't feel pain!
20:19Wait, what?
20:20That's the stabber?
20:21I know!
20:22Yeah!
20:22And Billy almost fucked him!
20:24But...
20:24There's too much you've asked.
20:26Yeah, way too much.
20:26Yeah.
20:27Fucking a stabber is like a nine.
20:28You want to start at like...
20:29A six.
20:30Yeah, a six or a five.
20:31Ooh, a five.
20:32Yeah.
20:32Yeah.
20:34Give me your phone.
20:36Give it.
20:39Okay.
20:40Ready?
20:42Red shirt, tall guy.
20:44Delete.
20:46Michelle elevator.
20:47Delete.
20:47Delete.
20:48Goodbye, Michelle.
20:50Scarf guy, kind eyes.
20:51Bye.
20:51No, keep.
20:52Keep.
20:52Kind.
20:53He's kind.
20:53No.
20:54That doesn't mean anything.
20:54Delete.
20:56Joe with the leash.
20:56Oh my God, you know Joe with the leash?
20:57Yeah, but he never walks you.
20:58Oh, that is correct.
21:00Delete.
21:01Okay.
21:02Wait, so what happened to you guys?
21:04Oh yeah, what did happen to you guys?
21:05Oh, it's like a...
21:06Don't even worry about it.
21:07Oh, dang.
21:09Okay.
21:10Flight attendant straight?
21:11Delete.
21:12Why would you keep us straight, ma'am?
21:14No, dude, he's hot.
21:15Oh, too bad.
21:16Dude.
21:16Ma'am?
21:17I suddenly...
21:17I almost get stabbed and I become a pro.
21:19That can happen after a traumatic incident.
21:22Oh, Anton, I got your gum.
21:23Yeah I got...
21:27Yeah.
21:41Yeah.
22:14شكرا
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