00:00With all due respect, we've been training for what two months and I haven't even worn the ring yet
00:09Don't get hung up on the jewelry junior. You're just a fucking substitute teacher
00:14You're not ready to get up in front of the class till the ring says you are
00:19All right
00:28I could have died. You want me to train you? I'm training you
00:35Something is off here. I can feel it
00:43This is my town
00:45You're a big shot noted
00:49But stay the fuck out of my way think she hates your guts. It's the way she eats them
00:57This is a stupid plan
01:00I'm not that stupid that I don't doubt
01:04The Green Lantern's oath is to protect people
01:11We both know I do a better job of this than you
01:17This is my job
01:20As long as I'm alive, that ain't changing
01:24So take a deep breath junior
01:29You're old
01:33You're tired
01:41And your time is up
01:48I don't understand who are you exactly?
01:51Hal Jordan, Green Lantern
02:00Have you ever talked with the other Lanterns?
02:02I'm the only human. They're aliens
02:04One of them's a fucking squirrel
02:17I didn't know if they're even
02:18I don't know who does it
02:30You're human
02:34If they're a monster
02:34They're just one of them
02:34They don't know who's a guy
02:35But I'm not a guy
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