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01:18We're very sorry for your loss.
01:19Thank you.
01:20Well, let me start, please.
01:23Floyd Smyrnage held a life insurance policy
01:25we've discovered
01:27and it pays out to you
01:29$1,100,000.
01:32Can you speak up, please?
01:34I'm sorry?
01:35Can you speak up? No one can hear you.
01:42There was a policy.
01:44Okay.
01:46Payable to you.
01:48Okay.
01:50And you had stated
01:52previously, you stated to Detective Plum
01:54that you knew nothing about this policy.
01:58I knew of no such policy.
01:59No.
02:01No way, Jose.
02:02I mean...
02:04We had to prioritize our expenses
02:07and a life insurance plan
02:09would not have been a priority for us
02:11at that time.
02:12No way, Jose.
02:13So, the fact that indeed,
02:16Floyd Smyrnage's life wasn't sure
02:18as the state learned this morning,
02:20that's been a surprise to you?
02:21Totally.
02:22I mean, I'm like, oh my God, what?
02:25You know, like, oh, what?
02:27Floyd Smyrnage never discussed it.
02:29No.
02:30No, I would not have been on board with that.
02:33No way, Jose.
02:34No way, Jose.
02:36Yeah, that was the thing that Floyd and I used to say
02:38to each other.
02:40Like a cute thing, you know?
02:42Like, he would say, can we get a new TV?
02:44And I would say, no way, Jose.
02:46Or like, can we get that martial arts pay-per-view show?
02:49And I would say, no way, Jose.
02:52It was just like my cute way of saying that
02:55there was not going to be a discussion
02:56because of our priorities,
02:58which were mortgage and school expenses
03:04and household-ish expenses
03:05and medications and groceries, okay?
03:09And stuff.
03:09And then there wasn't really any money after that.
03:12It was like I was trying to get us out of debt,
03:13but it was like fucking impossible.
03:16Come on, you know?
03:17I'm sorry.
03:18I'm sorry.
03:19It's effing impossible.
03:21I'm sorry if I used the wrong word there,
03:22just that it's just effing hard to get out from under,
03:26you know?
03:28It's like, you know, everybody has some at first.
03:33And you think, oh, well, I'll get a raise or a promotion
03:36and we'll counterbalance it, you know,
03:39like fresh start, of course.
03:41And then they just don't come.
03:43And so then you're left kind of trying to prioritize from then on
03:47and it's, you just know that you're going to have to say no way Jose
03:51to a lot of things for the rest of your life.
03:53And a life insurance policy was one of those things for us.
03:57Do you have any secondary mailing addresses besides your office,
04:00Mrs. Love Smyrnich?
04:01Can you speak up too?
04:04Wow.
04:09Do you have any secondary mailing addresses?
04:13I do not.
04:14Thank you.
04:17Date of birth?
04:18August 1st, 1979.
04:22Place of birth?
04:23Norton, Missouri.
04:25Thank you.
04:27You ever been convicted of a crime?
04:30Okay, so I don't have to answer that.
04:34There is a law that says that I don't have to answer that.
04:37Thank you very much.
04:39Oh.
04:40Maybe you should know more about the laws.
04:43Well, which laws should we learn more about?
04:46Missouri, JH, 2617, Compliance Y4.
04:52And that's the...
04:53That's the one that I'm talking about.
04:54The one that you should know.
04:56Okay, let me get that.
04:57JH...
05:012...
05:016?
05:03Yes.
05:0517.
05:06Compliance.
05:09Y4.
05:10Okay, that's just what I meant.
05:14That was weird.
05:15That was weird.
05:16She was weird.
05:17She was weird.
05:18Can you speak up?
05:19You could hear me fine.
05:21I could totally hear you.
05:22Wow.
05:23What?
05:25Wow.
05:26Lots of wows.
05:28A lot of wows.
05:30Oh, that was weird.
05:32It was weird.
05:34Compliance Y4.
05:40Here it is.
05:42What's it say?
05:45Citizens with sealed or expunged convictions are not compelled to acknowledge their cases.
05:54She's got a sealed conviction.
05:56Yeah.
06:02Swearing at surprising moments can help with conversation dominance.
06:09Life champions concluded.
06:14Congratulations.
06:16You are now equipped to make a comprehensive assessment of where the value is in your surroundings.
06:25Go out and identify the dead weight in your life.
06:29Cut yourself free from it.
06:33Protect yourself and thrive.
06:37Now plan, execute, master the conditions of your life.
06:48If it was her, how did she get the bike?
06:54I rolled it on a wiper.
06:56I nailed the sprockets.
06:57Your sprockets are nailed.
06:59Were you okay?
06:59Yeah.
07:00I took it in the face.
07:02I, uh, used my hands for my profession so I couldn't break off all of my hands.
07:07Well, you need a new sprockets set.
07:09It's gonna be a couple weeks.
07:11What have you disclosed?
07:13To them?
07:14Yes.
07:16Uh, uh, various, um, about, uh, Floyd's penis and, uh, and, and various, um,
07:30You know, uh, weight placement, uh, sex events and, um, robot, uh, signing up.
07:44Going on sex sites, signing up for them.
07:51And why did you ask for me now?
07:54Because I don't want them to know anything further.
08:28Yeah.
08:41I don't want them to know anything further on the show.
08:41Yes.
08:41Yeah.
08:41Yeah.
08:53I really like everything.
08:53My mouth is enormous.
08:55No, no, no.
09:23You know, trying to get to Richard and failing mostly and with work, debts, stuff.
09:31It just seems so simple to me that her being happy being with you, happy being with you
09:40sometimes, it's okay with me.
09:46I just, um, I have one question.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Yeah.
10:08Yeah.
10:34¡Gracias!
11:04¡Gracias!
11:31¡Gracias!
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13:08¡Gracias!
13:08Anyway, I was in the program
13:10When I worked for Pressmer Quill Supplies
13:13Um, perhaps
13:15Does that ring a
13:16No
13:17Isol toner, printer cartridges
13:20And I thought it might help me feel a little more included
13:23Like a little included
13:24Well, uh, I have been
13:28Frequently again
13:29My wife has been
13:31The quality garden frequently
13:33Again
13:34Your family?
13:37Uh, yeah
13:38Some of them
13:39And a friend
13:41And, um, maybe we can be retroactive
13:46Old friends
13:49Old friends for new friends
13:59This matter concerns the ongoing investigation of a murder case
14:03We discovered a bank account
14:04That was used to pay for multiple visits here
14:06This quality garden suites?
14:09Yes
14:09There's a period of reimbursements
14:11Several in a series
14:13Can you explain this?
14:15This would be
14:16A retroactive application
14:18Of a frequent guest discount
14:21That was an unusual request
14:24So, yeah
14:26I know what this is
14:28I remember this
14:29And
14:30This man
14:31Made the request?
14:33No
14:34That man
14:34He made the request
14:36He would come sometimes
14:38On some of those dates
14:39As a member of that party
14:46He would come with this party?
14:49Yes
14:50And go
14:51They would come and go together
14:53Sometimes
14:54In a group of three
14:56Together
14:57They would come in a group of three, yes
14:59As a, um
15:02Threesome
15:03If you will
15:05Threesome
15:12We all look alike
15:16Christ
15:18I'm Donahue Homer
15:20I'm working with Detective Plum
15:22I wonder if I could have a word with her, please
15:24Yeah, um
15:25She's told me a lot about you
15:27Oh, all good, I hope, huh?
15:32Come on in
15:35I never lived in the suburbs
15:38I grew up in Chicago
15:40I worked in Chicago for 26 years
15:42St. Louis for 10
15:45And I thought this case was going to be open and shut
15:47Because it's the suburbs
15:48It's regular people
15:49It's normal people
15:50Forrest has a thing with the wife
15:52If, uh, husband gets in the way
15:54Husband winds up dead
15:58Dark with normal
16:01But Forrest says
16:02He had a thing with the wife, okay
16:04Then he started to have a little feeling for the husband, too
16:08That he would never hurt Floyd
16:09He's saying
16:10That he loved Floyd
16:11In some way
16:12Well, that's not real normal
16:14No one's normal
16:16It just looks like that from across the street
16:21Modern love said that
16:26Where was the other bike
16:28That early morning?
16:30That's why I came here tonight
16:31The other bike
16:32What other bike?
16:33Forrest said it wasn't him at the pools
16:35On that peculiar bicycle
16:38And it dawned on me
16:40Maybe he's telling the truth
16:42Because there were two
16:43He owned two of them
16:45And we never asked
16:46Where the other one was that morning
16:49Hmm?
16:51Want to take a ride with me
16:52Over to Forrest's?
16:53Well, you know
16:55There's something
16:57That I want to
16:59I'm
17:00I'm kind of embarrassed
17:02I
17:02I kind of can't say it
17:05I want to say it
17:08Scratch it on my back
17:10Like in letters
17:11Oh, yeah
17:12Come on back
17:13Hi
17:13Yeah?
17:14Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:17Okay, ready?
17:18Mm-hmm
17:23R
17:23Yeah
17:26I
17:27Mm-hmm
17:30M
17:31Yeah
17:33Rim
17:38Rim job
17:43Hey, my man
17:45Hey, my man
17:48Hey, my man
17:51Hey, my man
17:54Hey, my man
17:56Hey, my man
17:57He can't hear
18:01Is he blind?
18:02He can't hear anything
18:04Oh, no
18:05Hey, hey, hey
18:07Hey, hey
18:07Hey
18:08Hey, my man
18:08Hey, my man
18:12Hey, my man
18:20Hey, my man
18:25Hey, my man
18:28Hey, my man
18:29Hey, my man
18:30Hey, my man
18:31Hey, my man
18:34Hey, my man
18:34Hey, my man
18:35Hey, my man
18:36Hey, my man
18:37Hey, my man
18:38Hey, my man
18:38Hey, my man
18:38Hey, my man
18:40¿Qué están diciendo?
18:41Hay una danza en el hotel.
18:45¿Qué dice Floyd?
18:47Está diciendo que está en la otra parte del hotel.
18:50Creo que el niño dijo que sus padres le dejaron en la parque de la parque.
18:54Él casi se ha ido a la pared.
18:56Sí.
18:57Pero Floyd lo haces.
19:00Sí.
19:02¡Guau!
19:35¡Guau!
19:41No hay nada más.
19:45¿Por qué?
19:50Porque...
19:51Porque...
19:52Yo...
19:53Lovedo él.
20:11Lovedo Floyd Smyrnich.
20:13Sí.
20:14Y...
20:15El resto podría hurtle.
20:18El resto de qué?
20:20El resto de la historia...
20:24El resto...
20:25Es...
20:31El resto de la historia...
20:32Ah, so your husband purchased two bicycles in the spring.
20:34Yes.
20:35Specialized.
20:37And he kept them here.
20:39Yes.
20:40Both.
20:41Hmm?
20:42Well, we have one.
20:48Where's the other one?
20:50Was it moved?
20:52I haven't seen it here for a while.
20:53I mean, since the bicycle trip, Clark and Floyd.
20:57I think...
20:58I actually think Clark said that it was damaged.
21:00Floyd damaged it.
21:01So it hasn't been here?
21:03No, it hasn't been here for a very long time.
21:07Um...
21:08I...
21:08I really don't know where it is.
21:12It's been out there all this time.
21:14Yeah.
21:15That could be the bike from that night.
21:18The account that Clark Forrest used to pay Floyd Smyrnich's life insurance.
21:22Yeah, Canadian Bank.
21:24His mom's account, yeah.
21:25I discovered a series of charges.
21:28You're going to think it's unusual.
21:29Well, unusual's becoming pretty usual around here, detective.
21:32So tell me.
21:34Floyd Smyrnich knew about the affair.
21:37Yeah.
21:38The text.
21:39You know what you're doing with Carol's not right, bro?
21:40I want to meet and get it figured out, bro.
21:42No.
21:44Floyd...
21:45knew about it.
21:48Throughout.
21:50I think...
21:50You think what?
21:52I think Floyd would like to watch.
21:54Watch what?
21:56Watch Clark fuck his wife.
22:01Watch another man?
22:02Yes.
22:06What are you people doing out here?
22:12Make sure you play by the rules.
22:15Okay.
22:16Uh...
22:17A judge.
22:18No.
22:19No way.
22:21Okay.
22:22Santa Claus.
22:24Nope.
22:25Uh-uh.
22:32This is the station.
22:34I should take this.
22:34Can you freeze my sand time?
22:36How do we freeze it?
22:37I just put it on its side.
22:41If Floyd knew about this affair...
22:44Was watching this affair...
22:46Then what the fuck is this?
23:02Where should my legs be?
23:04Outside, Carol's.
23:06But you've been doing it, like, not where I told you.
23:11Like, wrong.
23:12Right.
23:13Like, your legs are on the inside?
23:15Mm-hmm.
23:15You should try it.
23:16It's a different experience.
23:18Okay.
23:18Cool.
23:20Some constructive criticism.
23:21I hope that's okay.
23:23Yeah.
23:26Clark.
23:28Yep.
23:29We'll talk about being DTF with our own wives again.
23:36You know, being down with our own wives.
23:38Just to get back to that.
23:41You know?
23:41Hey.
23:42Mm-hmm.
23:43You know?
23:44Hey.
23:45Yep.
23:46Um...
23:47I have problems getting, like...
23:50You know, full on.
23:54Yeah.
23:55You know, I was reading this thing.
23:56You know, they were saying that, uh, sometimes boners, like, you know how, you know, you need
24:05readers when, uh, when we're at the age that we are, you know, it's hard to make out the
24:10words.
24:10So, they're saying, also, you can't, you can't make out the, the stimulating sexual details,
24:18uh, like nipples or whatever, this same way that you can't make out the words.
24:24Like, they're just, they're harder to see, you know, you just can't see them as well.
24:27So, you don't get the same reaction.
24:29You know, you, you don't, you can't, you don't have the same solid, uh, boner going.
24:34Even if she got her hands on the other bike, how did she get her hands on the amphazine?
24:47There's this shrug, amphazine, to go full on, and my doctor can't.
24:57What is it?
25:00Uh, it's something that helps you get full on, but I take massive pills for my curve,
25:05and Viagra, and heart medication.
25:10You can't combo these too much.
25:14It'll stop your heart in the wrong amounts.
25:18So, um, my doctor won't.
25:22What do you find beautiful?
25:26About?
25:28About Carol.
25:30Can I ask that?
25:32You get full on with Carol.
25:38Yeah.
25:40What do you find beautiful?
25:43Carol's got pretty hands.
25:46Gotta get your robot pants off.
25:49She's got a nice voice.
25:51Do you like that?
25:53Yes.
25:55How about now?
25:56Also, uh, what are these muscles called?
26:00Uh, trapezius.
26:03Carol's got a great trapezius muscles.
26:05Yeah, she does from the back.
26:08I haven't thought about that.
26:11In a while.
26:13Hey, Clark.
26:14Hmm?
26:16You wanna hear the rest of the story about my dick?
26:20The, um...
26:21Yeah, the full story with the whole...
26:24The curve deal and the ordeal with that.
26:27The rest of the story.
26:29Yeah, if you feel like telling me the ordeal, yeah.
26:32There was a car event after the news interview.
26:44Floyd, do you consider yourself a hero?
26:48Uh, no, I don't think that's, I don't think that's important.
26:51I think, I think what's important is that, like, that guy's nuts, right?
26:56You know, but he probably didn't start out that way.
26:57Like, he probably started out like he had uncles and pets and stuff.
27:00He probably started out pretty normal.
27:01You know, his parents probably had to come to the heartbreaking realization
27:04that something was probably really wrong with him.
27:06Something they couldn't fix.
27:07But they never quit, you know?
27:09They never gave up.
27:10They're the heroes.
27:11That's...
27:12They're the heroes.
27:13You know, that's...
27:14No doubt about that.
27:15Yeah.
27:17I gotta go.
27:18Thank you.
27:20We probably won't use any of that.
27:22Well, hey, when's this gonna air?
27:23Uh, we don't know yet, and it might not.
27:34That smashed your dick?
27:36No, it smashed my wrists.
27:38That dick smash happened after that.
27:40After the wrist cast.
28:00That smashed your dick.
28:02No, no.
28:04No.
28:20Now I'm back.
28:21On my way to the interview, totally protected from the rain.
28:25I'm in a suit that I feel really good in, that Carol got for me.
28:29And I felt loved.
28:30Man, I was ready.
28:34And then, my life changed forever.
28:53I never went into the board of trade that day.
28:56Now, practice the sentence you have created.
29:00No, no.
29:01No, no.
29:04No, no.
29:05No, no.
29:05I love you.
29:07I love you so.
29:11I love you so.
29:12Nighty day.
29:16Come on, baby.
29:19Come on.
29:21Come on.
29:23Let's not shine.
29:25Oh, let a child go.
29:28Oh, let a child go.
29:31What does that mean?
29:32It means giving back is very important.
29:34We're all part of a community.
29:37And what about this, like, stretching gesture?
29:39Oh, very.
29:40Isn't that cool?
29:42No, because I can hear, so you can just say it.
29:46I just wanted to show you I was good at it.
29:48I just learned all that on the train.
29:50You're part of a family, too.
29:52You know, you go to Chicago to get a job in financial trade and you come home with two
29:56broken arms and some dumbass plan, Floyd?
29:59How do you say that every year you don't pay your taxes, you owe more money?
30:05They could take our house.
30:09And, um, you know, I don't, I didn't learn that much.
30:12So I was just starting to learn it because I, you know, for the first time, I realized what I
30:20wanted to do and be in this world.
30:24Unbelievable.
30:29So what happened to your dick?
30:31Oh, that was, uh, way after.
30:34Oh, damn.
30:35I gotta go, Clark.
30:38Okay.
30:39Can I ask you something?
30:40How often do you two, I mean, I hope, is that, is that cool?
30:48Me and Emmy?
30:50Um, not for like, uh, like ten months, maybe more than that, a little?
31:02Yeah.
31:04Same.
31:05Maybe more.
31:08I wanna be full on on the cool side of the curtains with Carol.
31:12I wanna see those things that you talked about, like our hands.
31:18And stuff.
31:20And where are your readers?
31:22Right?
31:22Big deal.
31:23Yeah, maybe.
31:25Get the details?
31:26Okay, I'll wear my readers.
31:28But also, Amphazine.
31:31I think I can get back with that.
31:34You know, I can get over this ump stuff.
31:37I can be with her the way she remembers when she remembers.
31:43We had some fun times, you know?
31:46Yeah?
31:52Will you get me this prescription?
31:55What's it called?
31:56Amphazine.
31:58And it's dangerous?
32:00No.
32:02It's only dangerous in the wrong amounts.
32:04You'd be careful?
32:06Yeah, I'm only gonna take enough to get full on.
32:09That's not a lot?
32:10No.
32:12No, it's not a lot.
32:14Look, my doctor's just being overly cautious.
32:17You can get it easily, get a prescription from any doctor,
32:20they give it out for depression.
32:22I just can't get it because I got a weird dick.
32:41Okay, man.
32:43Hey, bro.
32:45Uh...
32:46Yeah.
32:47I'll do it.
32:48Make it hyperactive.
32:50Nope.
33:14Know what you're saying.
33:24¡Gracias!
33:48We're still learning about each other.
33:51Way.
34:07Hey, Clark.
34:10I can't hear my heart.
34:13Stop.
34:15It's gone us.
34:32If anyone asks you how I am,
34:39just say I'm doing fine.
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39:47Full on
39:49And Clark can experience that
39:52And it can be like we were
39:54All sharing an experience this summer
39:56And I won't feel
39:58Those closet feelings
40:00And I can be full on
40:03And with the
40:06You know
40:06Amphysine and self respect
40:08And you know
40:10I think it would be good for Clark too
40:11In what way?
40:13In the way that like I worry that he
40:14I mean do you ever worry
40:16Or do you feel bad that you're making me feel
40:19Smaller and significant because you're sleeping with my wife?
40:25Yeah
40:25Yes
40:26I mean I yeah it's a totally normal way
40:29To think about it
40:30Yeah so it would be good for you too
40:32For your self esteem
40:33You know
40:34Because I don't want you to feel bad
40:37That you're making me feel small
40:39This could be something that's just an experience that we all share
40:41And then you could feel good about it
40:45You're the sweetest guy
40:48That's why I fell in love with you
40:49There's no one anywhere like you
41:01All right
41:02Can you guys not do that please?
41:05What?
41:06It's just with your hands
41:08I can't understand what you're saying
41:09It's rude
41:10Sorry sorry
41:11Yeah
41:15What's amphazine?
41:17For my guy
41:17For your guy how?
41:19For my guy
41:20Just full on
41:20But you take blood thinners
41:22For your curves
41:23So is that okay?
41:26When the dose is
41:29What if the dose is bigger?
41:35Would kill me
41:42Do you want a lemonade?
41:45I do
41:45Sure
42:13I do
42:16We didn't have any lemonade mix
42:19So I thought I would just
42:21You know
42:21Squeeze some lemons
42:22And put some sugar in
42:24But then we didn't have
42:26Any lemons
42:28Or sugar
42:38What is it you guys are looking for?
42:40The warrant is for the space of
42:42And the contents in the garage
42:43So please open the door
42:48Please open the door
42:49Mrs. Smyrnage
42:50Mrs. Love Smyrnage
42:53Open the door
42:54Please
43:20We know she had the second bike now
43:22But is she capable of this?
43:24Is she capable of murdering her husband
43:26For money?
43:27The sealed conviction of hers
43:29Did you know that
43:33If somebody fills out an application
43:35To a police department
43:38That they are consenting to the disclosure
43:40Of any criminal charge
43:43Expunged, sealed, whatever
43:45Full background check
43:54Like in Carol Love Smyrnage's case
43:58Her name
43:59Simply on an application
44:01To a police department
44:03They would send the contents
44:04Of her earlier conviction
44:06To that department head
44:12Did you learn this in Chicago?
44:17Yeah, I guess I did
44:22Aren't you head of special crimes
44:24In Twyla?
44:29Yes
44:32And you could do that
44:34Just like that
44:40Maybe give her some thought
44:41No, I guess I could do that
44:46No, I guess I could do that
44:59No, I guess I could do that
45:01No, I guess I could do that
45:01No, I guess I could do that
45:01No, I guess I could do that
45:01No, I guess I could do that
45:01No, I guess I could do that
45:01No, I guess I could do that
45:02No, I guess I could do that
45:02No, I guess I could do that
45:02No, I guess I could do that
45:03No, I guess I could do that
45:04No, I guess I could do that
45:04No, I guess I could do that
45:06No, I guess I could do that
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