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Selesai Philipines, Movie, [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:03:42It's just like a pair of two doughs into one.
00:03:46We need love as a cake.
00:03:49And the cake can be finished.
00:03:55Mba Yanni?
00:03:57Yes, Bu?
00:03:58The cake is finished?
00:04:00Why not, Bu?
00:04:02Oh, yes.
00:04:04I didn't know how to buy it.
00:04:07I'll buy it later, Bu.
00:04:08Eh, Bu.
00:04:08Foto dulu, Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:13Buat story, Bu. Update.
00:04:16Guys.
00:04:18Jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag.
00:04:22Start a reminder.
00:04:24Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku,
00:04:32salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:44Sayang.
00:04:46Sayang.
00:04:46Kamu lihat kunci mobil aku nggak ya?
00:04:52Eh, Lu.
00:04:53Kunci mobil aku dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok nggak ada?
00:04:56Aku nggak lia.
00:04:58Tolonglah, Bu.
00:05:00Sepagi ini udah telah.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi nggak ada sarapan?
00:05:06Oh, soalnya ya.
00:05:07Enggak janjian sana ya?
00:05:09Eh, kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:14Kamu sudah lagi.
00:05:16Ya, Ani.
00:05:17Siapa?
00:05:18Kian, tolong, Yan.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:21Eh, kunci mobil saya tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:25Siapa?
00:05:25Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu dan sekarang tolong tas gaus saya masukin kamu deh.
00:05:31Siapa?
00:05:32Kamu nih pembantu apa tentara sih?
00:05:35Bapak, bisa aja.
00:05:38Siapa?
00:05:39Siapa?
00:05:40Siapa?
00:05:41Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:45Enak!
00:05:46Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah, nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, ikut rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:02Satu.
00:06:02Nomor ngasih.
00:06:05Amasih cantik.
00:06:06Terima kasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:11Taba.
00:06:13Ningбу.
00:06:16Jauh!
00:06:17Dua.
00:06:21Taba.
00:06:27Halo ibu.
00:06:28Bu, bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya, jadinya tadi, nih liat, sayurnya layu-layu begini loh bu, cepet banget
00:06:38abis sayuran sekarang, ah sembel deh, ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu, are you okay? Ini kok tehnya cuma air doang bu?
00:06:55Oh iya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih? Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh bu.
00:07:06Kelihatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah gini deh bu, mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana bu?
00:07:14Ya, biar chill gitu ya bu ya.
00:07:18Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya ya, saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya bu?
00:07:27Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Wih, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Itu dong, cantik aman sih bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalau di kampung saya, udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Ya soalnya kan kalau istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini bu.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:12Udahlah bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Tuh loh bu, yang kerja di kementerian itu loh bu.
00:08:21Kerja di kementerian?
00:08:22Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:28Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:30Hah, gimana?
00:08:32Super bu, super.
00:08:34Aku gak driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini dan udah dapet pacar.
00:08:48Gercep lah bu, daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia asukas lingkung.
00:09:00Bu, fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatelan.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi bu?
00:09:16Enggak, gak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir nunggu, dadah nunggu.
00:09:25Bos kio, bos kio.
00:09:28Bos kio.
00:09:30Bos kio, bos kio, bos kio.
00:09:32Bos kio, bos kio, bos kio.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harus kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:10Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak?
00:10:21Bapak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:26Pak?
00:10:26Bukain pintunya.
00:10:35Bukain pintunya.
00:10:53Gel, gaji, sayang pak kamu ya?
00:10:58yuk-yuk bilang so dia lengket omongi sama laki-orang model hotel jadi mobil
00:11:05bahan eh yuk
00:11:09kali ini aku cewek kamu ngomong apa sih yuk pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang
00:11:15gak jelas apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu
00:11:20udah didengerin kamu kan tahu kerja laku apa sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah
00:11:26itu kan sampel kantor
00:11:33baca baca
00:11:37anya cuma perek kotor kan yang nama instala namanya biar gak tukar sama perek lain
00:11:50ini tuh di mobil terus loh jarang-jarang ke hotel gimana kalau besok kita lihat
00:11:55departemen ya beneran ya beneran kamu sih ini harusnya surprise buat kamu kamu malah ngambak
00:12:10sekarang
00:12:27bisa ngasih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk aku nggak bodoh ya bro ya bukan berarti kamu nggak pernah salah yuk
00:12:32kamu mau kemana sih ayo yuk udah dong eh apa-apa yuk kita kan bisa duduk dulu kita ngomongin baik
00:12:47-baik
00:12:50ngomong baik-baik ngomong baik-baik
00:13:00okay fine aku ngaku salah aku semuanya aku gimana kamu aku sama yuk
00:13:05dueng saya mau sayang maaf aku minta maaf ya sayang
00:13:12lepas nggak berapa lepas saya bencita kamu
00:13:42I don't care about you, brother.
00:13:47I'm just going to hold on this because I love you so much with you.
00:14:05You don't want to meet me.
00:14:09What's your name?
00:14:10You don't want to meet me.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16What?
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:30Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32I wish.
00:14:32If you're the one who you're looking for, I'm going to leave.
00:14:42I'm going to leave.
00:14:43Don't let you feel the pain.
00:14:54I wish.
00:14:56Peace be upon you.
00:14:59Peace be upon you.
00:15:02Peace be upon you.
00:15:06I will send you a message, I will send you a message.
00:15:13Bye-bye.
00:15:15I will send you a message for me again.
00:15:19Okay.
00:15:19I will send you a message.
00:15:20I will send you a message.
00:15:24apakah you're listening to me?
00:15:25I will send you a message for you, I will send you to your message.
00:15:32Oh
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija 2 bulan yang baru kembali ke kampungnya suami ngurusin papainya sakit
00:16:09Oh bu
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini bu
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di departemen store bu
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat stifat gitu ya
00:16:24Selamat datang di tempat resepator kami
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini
00:16:27Besok anda akan mendapatkan
00:16:33Terus itu
00:16:35Itu
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tangan?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja bu
00:16:39Aku mudah ikut-ikutan temen tapi sekarang
00:16:41Gak usah ilang, sakit lagi bu
00:16:49Duduk aja dulu
00:16:50Duduk aja dulu
00:16:52Sehat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya pak
00:16:57Aku bikinin muka ya
00:16:58Lebih biasa ya
00:16:59Gak pake gula pula
00:17:00Iya
00:17:05Ibu kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:10Perfense air panas mau larang
00:17:13Panas
00:17:18Kok tumben dia nanti?
00:17:19Ibu
00:17:21Ibu
00:17:26Bu
00:17:26Bu
00:17:29Halo ibu
00:17:30Ibu
00:17:31Ibu dimana sih bu?
00:17:33Hmm
00:17:33Tesan
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampe rumah
00:17:36Gak ada orang
00:17:37Sepedaan doang ntar sebentar
00:17:42Sayang
00:17:43Sayang boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh
00:17:49Iya iya
00:17:51Bu
00:17:54Ibu
00:17:54Ibu
00:17:54Ibu sepul mau didikin ini sama apa?
00:17:56Ibu dingin deh
00:18:00Bapak
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang sama aku
00:18:02Buat itu dia akan selanjutnya
00:18:04Ya gak bisa dong
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Ya ibunya bapak
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu
00:18:10Cantik ya
00:18:11Gak kayak bapak
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya bapak kan ganteng pak
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya kamu bilang aja kamu mau coba
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendirian?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya bu?
00:18:24Iya saya lagi sakit jadi setelah bayi dirumah terus
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi
00:18:29Waduh
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget
00:18:33Saya takut loh bu
00:18:36Kamu namain aku sama?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi kamu aja ngomong sama dia
00:18:44Bu
00:18:45Coba aja kamu berani
00:18:46Nih
00:18:46Udah jadi tahinya bu
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuk
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis ya pak ya
00:18:54Iya bapak suka yang manis-manis
00:18:56Saya suka yang bada tidur
00:19:04Ini buat tahinya
00:19:08Makasih bu
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi
00:19:14Enggak ada yang yang makin
00:19:16Yang virus
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal
00:19:21Tapi heran ya
00:19:22Orang itu
00:19:23Susah banget diatur
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah
00:19:26Eh tetap ada pilihan
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi
00:19:31Benar-benar orang-orang ini
00:19:34Benar-benar orang-orang ini
00:19:35Bisa tonton tv
00:19:36Aku bentar mau makin stress
00:19:40Bu
00:19:41Jaman ibu dulu tuh ya
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal
00:19:56Ya itu
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stress
00:20:05Ibu aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih
00:20:18Kek
00:20:19Ya
00:20:20Jadi
00:20:40Buka
00:20:41I'm sorry, I'm still in the mood.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:45Yeah, because we're so numb.
00:20:49It's not a problem.
00:20:51We also have to think about our health.
00:20:53Yeah, it's not a problem.
00:20:55It's not a problem.
00:21:01I'll take care of my daughter's house.
00:21:03Okay, can I?
00:21:16I'll take care of my daughter.
00:21:19I'll take care of her.
00:21:21I'll take care of her.
00:21:22I'll take care of her soon.
00:21:23I'll take care of her.
00:21:27I'm so happy to see her now.
00:21:28She's still in the mood.
00:21:30I'm not going to tell her of her daughter.
00:21:34I'm still in the mood.
00:21:34When I call her daughter,
00:21:35there are two and five.
00:21:38There are seven.
00:21:39I'm also a son of a son.
00:21:39But I didn't even know the son of a son.
00:21:42You know how I got children.
00:21:45Why, you got children?
00:21:47No, I'm not.
00:21:52I'm not a son of a son of a son.
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:59If you want I'm happy.
00:22:01That's it.
00:22:01Let me get them together.
00:22:05I got children.
00:22:06I got children.
00:22:08Let me just finish them.
00:22:08If you need it.
00:22:08I want to put up my hand.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:12Memang Ibu ngelapal?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15I can't keep up.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Ahem.
00:22:24Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Kasper.
00:22:28Mama Mia.
00:22:30Kalo begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Ya sayang.
00:22:36Oh
00:22:40Okay, Bu. I've already done all the ingredients for the photo of Ayam
00:22:44But Ayam already got all the ingredients, Bu
00:22:48You don't want to understand
00:22:51Okay, ready, Bu
00:22:54But the money is yours
00:22:56Oh, it's done?
00:22:58I've done
00:23:00I didn't say you had cashed money
00:23:02I haven't put it on my cashed money
00:23:04How much do you need to eat?
00:23:13If you want to eat, what do you need to eat?
00:23:16How much do you need to eat?
00:23:19How much do you need to eat?
00:23:22How much?
00:23:22100?
00:23:23200?
00:23:28Let's go!
00:23:29Let's go!
00:23:31Ayo!
00:23:33Guys, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto Ayam, ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:39Ayo! Ayo!
00:23:43Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Coba kamu pikirnya, pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:50Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:55Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:59Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai.
00:24:04Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan, nggak mau bilang?
00:24:08Iya.
00:24:09Salah Jumat, nggak 11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:12Atau kamu ngentot sama Anya, inget nggak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Yusuf penyalah, sayang.
00:24:23Shh!
00:24:29Dudu di sini.
00:24:31Yuk, please, Dad.
00:24:39Three days.
00:24:41I'll leave it for three days.
00:24:43After that, I'll leave my mother.
00:24:46I'll leave.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:58Can't go to the house, Bu!
00:24:59Can't go to the house!
00:25:01That's the house!
00:25:02That's the house!
00:25:04We're going to go to the house!
00:25:06We're going to go to the house!
00:25:08Wait a minute!
00:25:10What are you going to go to the house?
00:25:12This is the governor's house.
00:25:14So, every house is in quarantine itself.
00:25:17How long is this?
00:25:19I don't know, Bu.
00:25:21I hope it's not too long.
00:25:23Let's go, Bu.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya Mas Bambang kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendiri yang dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu.
00:25:42Nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita minta tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:54Greetings.
00:26:16Hey, K�yu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu.
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:23I think it's going to be in the room.
00:26:25Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you going to meet?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is working.
00:26:40Mas, I'm not going to meet you.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:48I'm not going to be here.
00:26:51I'm not going to meet you.
00:26:52I'm not going to meet you.
00:26:55I'm going to meet you.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:01Get out of here.
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:29How pretty!
00:27:36Let me meet you.
00:27:38Now let's see you.
00:27:39At that moment.
00:27:39You are getting...
00:27:40I'm ill to have fun.
00:27:41It's nice to be in there. I'm alone. I'm afraid.
00:27:46You're here now, please. Please.
00:27:49You can't do it, sayang. Just like you're alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You're still there.
00:27:55But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:59If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:03they're going to be zombie?
00:28:07Anya, it's virus flu.
00:28:10You're not virus zombie.
00:28:12So if you're quarantined in the room, it's not a problem.
00:28:17I'll keep asking.
00:28:20Why don't you leave me alone?
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:27If you're calm, I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:29I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:31I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:31I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:34I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:40It's like that morning.
00:28:41No, don't.
00:28:43No, don't.
00:28:46I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:48I'm just going to be quiet.
00:28:58I'm just calm.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:08Uh, I'm going to be quiet.
00:29:12Uh, I'm going to be quiet.
00:29:32Yes.
00:29:33Let's go.
00:29:33I'm going to stay.
00:29:41Eh, Mas.
00:29:43Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Masukan benang cepet.
00:29:46Lockdown.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik wojen ke sini.
00:29:50Aku, uh.
00:29:50Ya, tapi kok...
00:29:51Aduh, Mas.
00:29:52Tapi kok nekat sih?
00:29:55Cinta, honey, cinta.
00:29:58Tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Cinta, cinta, cinta.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:15I love you.
00:30:16How sweet moment.
00:30:17I love you.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jahat.
00:30:20Lu, iya dong.
00:30:22Can balance.
00:30:22Guys, rohani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:27Guys, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:34Ini kan ngobrol sama siapa barusan.
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebenarnya, Bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:50Ini, Ibu kan nggak jadi di masakit.
00:30:52Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasihannya lapar.
00:30:56Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti yang ini lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:31:00Iya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak itu memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sepong.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kesian.
00:31:23Iya, Bu.
00:31:32Selanam, kamu ketinggalin ke dalam sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selanam dalem?
00:31:44Selanam apa sih?
00:31:46Selanam dalem, kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku nggak pernah lu ninggalin selanam dalem.
00:31:58Tidak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selanam dalem aku.
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayo, kamu ngaku nama aku.
00:32:14Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Jantang.
00:32:22Ayo, Bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Jantang.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi, Bu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran loh.
00:32:35Kamu pernah nggak tuh periksa industri?
00:32:38Kamu mau mengingin sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:45Ya kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:47Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah berapa kamu mandi?
00:32:53Tidak.
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:59Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:08Kita tahu.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Apaan?
00:33:20Aduh, let's go, baby.
00:33:22Nggak bisa.
00:33:23Hah?
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Nggak bisa, nggak bisa.
00:33:27Nah, kamu ajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:29Ya, maik.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh, aku mulek di sana apa mulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi nggak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apa, enggak kacau.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah, pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:42Ya?
00:33:42Tidak, gimana ini?
00:33:43Eh, istirahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau makin aku sentir, ya?
00:33:50Shh, ayo, diam.
00:33:51Diam.
00:33:51Tuh, secerup-dua, cerup-dua, diam.
00:33:54Diam.
00:34:06Asuh.
00:34:07Ah.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni, kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:30Nah, bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:35Sampai nggak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, bu.
00:34:43Eh, ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Eh, mau ke belakang sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini, saya mau balesin chat ke customer.
00:34:57Eh, bu, bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:04Ambiar, bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:07Perjumah.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Nah, Mbak Yanni, nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja nggak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan mala lagi sih.
00:35:31Kalau aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama cewek lain.
00:35:37Tapi itu punya siapa?
00:35:40Nah, itu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telur, dede.
00:35:48Telur.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Yanni jantungan deh, bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya, ini bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:10Gak ada, bu.
00:36:11Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar nak.
00:36:14Terus kalau em-em-em.
00:36:16Em-em.
00:36:17Uye-uye kali, bu.
00:36:19Apa sih itu ya uye?
00:36:20Uye-uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh, bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, ya.
00:36:27Iya, bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat bu Ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke?
00:36:37Iya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun udah cucu.
00:36:40Oh alam, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanin paham, bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanin kenalin aja sama temen Yanin di kampung.
00:36:47Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh, bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Ah, kemudian.
00:36:58Udahlah, kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Terus, kalau buat ibu ya, omelette aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambahin susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, bu.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:19Yanin belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, bu?
00:37:51Sama-sama, ibu.
00:38:06Sama-sama.
00:38:07Sama-sama.
00:38:20Sama-sama.
00:38:23Sama-sama.
00:38:24I have a good omelette Eh Bu Ayu sepuh eh ini omelette special untuk bu sepuh enak pasti
00:38:41Makasih ya sama-sama Bu yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:38:50Hai Hansel Hansel mantap yuk aku ready nih emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih
00:39:02tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan come on come to mama enggak pengen Hah kok gitu sih baru
00:39:14aku ditinggal sebentar ayolah Mas nih kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih acem-acem
00:39:21engkau udah bosku ya barusan terus katanya udah kamu pulang kampung aja isolasi sendiri nanti saya
00:39:32kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya kapan masuk kerjanya kau udah kayak gini dipecat ini mah serius Mas
00:39:43kamu sih aduh ngapain tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini aku tuh cuma mau main udah dibawa masuk ke sini
00:39:50nggak diapa-apain lagi
00:39:54maaf dong Mas gimana dong sekarang
00:39:59oh iya ngaku nih nggak ada kerjaan ya terus gimana dong
00:40:04ya aku pijat apa gitu deh supaya kamu enakannya
00:40:07center k dismissed
00:40:27Mereka
00:40:28tinggal dibawa masuk ke depan
00:40:31nyari
00:40:33Mas, what if you just left here?
00:40:39Yeah?
00:40:40No, but if you know boss, you're going to police it.
00:40:44Oh, just until lockdown is finished, Mas.
00:40:49It's okay, it's okay.
00:40:52Then, if you want to bed, what if you want to bed?
00:40:55If you want to bed, it's okay.
00:40:56Hmm, if you want to bed, it's easy, Mas.
00:41:00You can just sit down and sit down.
00:41:02Once you want to sleep, it's safe.
00:41:06If you want to bed, it's safe.
00:41:07What's your bed? I want to bed.
00:41:09Your bed, a lot of bed.
00:41:10Calm down.
00:41:12It's okay.
00:41:13It's okay.
00:41:13It's okay.
00:41:32Okay, come on.
00:41:34I'm going to bed.
00:41:40I love you.
00:42:13I love you.
00:42:42I love you.
00:42:44I love you.
00:42:48I love you.
00:43:18I love you.
00:43:49I love you.
00:43:50Eh, eh, bu, jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih?
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:01Ini ya, kakinya dilurusin gini, supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari perlurnya Ayu.
00:44:10Aduh, bu, 15 menit, bu, 15 menit, bu.
00:44:16Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayo, ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin, bu, ayo, coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:36Leto, kamu tuh jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Here, here.
00:44:42Take your hand.
00:44:44Here, the last one.
00:44:47This?
00:44:48Yeah, so this is...
00:44:50The pressure of your hand is...
00:44:52It stimulates the kid that he can run quickly.
00:45:00Then...
00:45:01He's talking to me.
00:45:04He's talking to me.
00:45:05He's talking to me.
00:45:10He's talking to me.
00:45:12You're welcome.
00:45:15After that, do you do it?
00:45:18I will you do it.
00:45:21You will do it.
00:45:22I can't tell you why you're doing it.
00:45:24Let's do it.
00:45:25You can do it.
00:45:27Yeah, I can do it.
00:45:31You can die now!
00:45:36Okay, I will take care of you now, come on.
00:45:38I will take care of you.
00:45:41Yes, I will take you first.
00:45:42Don't leave me alone.
00:45:46Would you like to take care of your kids later?
00:45:50Yes, I will take care of you.
00:45:51What are you doing?
00:46:42Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Lama gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nelfon.
00:46:47Gua tau nih.
00:46:49Masih lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:53Emang gua ada maunya.
00:46:54Gua mau nagih utang budi lu sama gua.
00:46:56Utang budi?
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gua ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gua yang lupa ngelapusan gua.
00:47:03Ya?
00:47:04Tapi kan lu kebagian juga.
00:47:05Gimana sih lu?
00:47:07Ya tetap aja.
00:47:07Gua hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:09Gua deh, Pak.
00:47:10Gua butuh bantuan lu nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:12Hah?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke, gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lu cek infonya aja?
00:47:20Lu cek nomor yang sering luar masuk.
00:47:22Telefon ini.
00:47:23Ayo binti lu.
00:47:24Iya, iya.
00:47:24Siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau binti lu yang minta tolong sama gua.
00:47:29Gua percaya.
00:47:30Hah?
00:47:32Bantuan ini gua kasih.
00:47:33Oh, oke, oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam, Bec.
00:47:37Ntar gua kabarin.
00:47:39Oke.
00:48:03Ayo!
00:48:09Ayo!
00:48:14Ayo!
00:48:17Kayak ngapain?
00:48:19Telefon selingkuhan.
00:48:21Aku aja.
00:48:24Apa sih lu?
00:48:33Sini.
00:48:34Kasih, Broko.
00:48:35Oh, jelas banget.
00:48:37Situ tuh.
00:48:38Iya kan?
00:48:39Di situ semua rahasianya.
00:48:40Bener ya?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tau ngomong apa?
00:48:45Hah?
00:48:47Ini terhitung gua ya.
00:48:52Ton.
00:48:53Ada nomor yang sering ngubungin milih gua kan?
00:48:55Iya, ada.
00:48:58Ngeris.
00:49:00Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gua telpon depan, Ayu.
00:49:03Lu lagi di depan, Ayu.
00:49:04Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:07Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidikin nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya.
00:49:11Iya, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius, Pak.
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar, bentar.
00:49:17Ini gila sih.
00:49:20Aku udah curigal.
00:49:22Selangat dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya-nyanya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri yang hal.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai.
00:49:29Aku yang salah.
00:49:30Padahal kamu yang signo.
00:49:32Udah.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:35Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton.
00:49:37Emang ada satu nomor yang sering selama k ancestorsin.
00:49:40Nah.
00:49:41Tar-tar dulu.
00:49:42Tar-tar, tenang-tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nah, Jones.
00:49:46Nah, nomor itu ya...
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:55Tata.
00:49:57What do you mean?
00:49:59What's your number?
00:50:00Yeah, you asked me.
00:50:02One number that I often call you.
00:50:05Yeah, the number is your number.
00:50:07Yeah, I'm the guy. If you call me the number, I'll tell you.
00:50:09I'll tell you.
00:50:10Jem!
00:50:18You're dead.
00:50:20I don't have to do it again.
00:50:30You're dead.
00:50:31Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Malu dulu, malu dulu.
00:50:35Nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:43Gak sih keju, ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:51Kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Biar joss.
00:50:54Enggak, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:50:55Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih?
00:50:57Gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:03Lihatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, Mas.
00:51:07Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, pasti laku.
00:51:15Bener, Yanni tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Emang, aku tambahin.
00:51:22Serius?
00:51:23Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan, Mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:37Beneran ya?
00:51:38Iya.
00:51:38Tapi nggak usah ditransfer, Mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Nah, pokoknya nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku ngasih duit, investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada dibalik-baliknya.
00:51:57Terang.
00:51:57Emang.
00:51:58Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:59Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kototan yang nama instan dalemnya,
00:52:11biar nggak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama instan dalem aku.
00:52:16Inan kamu tahu.
00:52:18Aku jarang pake instan dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Nggak kuas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry, tindak kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk njebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:42Info apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Hah?
00:52:44Buruan deh?
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang,
00:52:46ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone di demo.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lo nggak tahu?
00:52:53Nggak, tahu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Gue kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:01Oke, thank you.
00:53:27For the first time.
00:53:28Lalu, Pak.
00:53:33Wah.
00:53:37Wah!
00:53:39Wah!
00:53:40Yung!
00:53:42Yung!
00:53:43Aa!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Maksudnya lo!
00:53:55What are you doing?
00:53:58What are you doing?
00:53:59You want to make me a copy?
00:54:04What are you doing?
00:54:07What are you doing?
00:54:10What is your name?
00:54:10What are you doing?
00:54:11What? How do you have to write?
00:54:13You don't have to write anything else!
00:54:14What do you do?
00:54:16you
00:54:17I
00:54:22I
00:54:24I
00:54:25I
00:54:25I
00:54:26I
00:54:26I
00:54:31I
00:54:37Ayo selingkuh kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti
00:54:40Pak enggak siapa mau kamu telponah Anton
00:54:42gak mau kamu dipot ibu udah sias-sias Anton bilang
00:54:46nomor yang sering telponah itu nomor kamu
00:54:48nomor satunya lagi nomor yang gue gak tau
00:54:52ibu tau dia punya dua nomor
00:54:54dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nelfon siapa tau
00:54:57Tuli Mas tuh
00:54:59apa iya yuk
00:55:09dua tahun kamu sakitin aku aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa aku jaga nama kamu
00:55:13aku jaga perasaan ibu
00:55:15tapi sekarang kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini
00:55:19baiklah
00:55:20ngomong apa sih
00:55:21ini make sense semuanya tau gak
00:55:24eh
00:55:26selana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naro kan
00:55:30celana dalem apa
00:55:31celana dalem perempuan bu
00:55:33pulang marah-marah minta cerai bu
00:55:34bilangnya apa
00:55:35nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku
00:55:38padahal nih
00:55:39dia yang naro sendiri
00:55:41drama loh
00:55:42drama
00:55:43jadi maksud kamu hanya
00:55:45perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu
00:55:47aku ngarang-ngarang gitu
00:55:49ha
00:55:50ha
00:55:50ayo
00:55:51mumpul kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan
00:55:53kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya
00:55:56berani gak
00:56:08broto
00:56:10ibu sudah tahu semua
00:56:13tentang A nya
00:56:15kelakuan kamu
00:56:17udah lama ibu tahu
00:56:21ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sementara juga akan lewat
00:56:26ternyata kamu tuh melunjang
00:56:37ternyata kamu tuh melunjang
00:56:38mau tau dari mana
00:56:40kamu lupanya
00:56:41nama besar kakek kamu
00:56:43Haji Sutejo
00:56:44yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar
00:56:47masih banyak kok
00:56:49orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong
00:56:55istri baik
00:56:57cantik
00:56:57punter lagi
00:56:58masih juga kamu selingkuh
00:57:01goblok
00:57:01pak goblok gak?
00:57:06kamu
00:57:07kamu denger gak ibu kamu?
00:57:08ibu kamu sendiri baru sama ngerti kamu goblok
00:57:10gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:15ayu
00:57:18ibu tahu
00:57:19tentang kamu sama dimas
00:57:24ibu tahu
00:57:26ayu selain kamu sama dimas ibu tahu
00:57:28gila pak bener kan
00:57:29dia ngasih keluar dimasih
00:57:31jahat kamu luntamu diman ibu
00:57:38besok ibu akan panggil dimas kesini
00:57:41untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:48ayo
00:57:49gak usah ibu
00:57:49gak usah dipanggil dimasih
00:57:51ibu kalau mau
00:57:52ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini
00:57:53ayo pergi ibu
00:57:54gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana
00:57:58udah lah gak usah
00:57:59gak usah panggil-panggil dimas
00:58:04lu mau trik?
00:58:07mau harta kan?
00:58:09oke
00:58:11gak ada cerai-cereaan
00:58:13sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:17besok kita bicara lagi
00:58:20nanti malam broto
00:58:21kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:26sementara malam ini
00:58:27kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:29apa yang akan kalian putuskan
00:58:31untuk besok
00:58:43ibu gak mau
00:58:44keluarga ibu itu berantakan
00:58:49nyopotnya itu susah banget jadi kayak
00:58:50keser
00:58:52gak ngerti itu jadi gimana
00:58:54tidak
00:58:55jika
00:58:57lampu
00:59:02untuk
00:59:02kalau人
00:59:03Tina
00:59:03akan
00:59:23dia
01:00:06Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat.
01:00:09Aduh, stress deh aku ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Jan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stress aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bawangnya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu...
01:00:24Rebut-rebut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada budung-budungan apa?
01:00:26Bantu dia, kayak aku stress.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:45Bapak malah, masih nanti kedengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu, jeberintin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Jan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin ya?
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah tadi.
01:01:16Ah!
01:01:34Elm.
01:01:36Elm.
01:01:36Elm.
01:01:38Elm.
01:01:41Elm.
01:01:42Elm.
01:01:43Elm.
01:01:43Elm.
01:01:44I
01:01:50I
01:01:52I
01:01:53I
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01:01:53I
01:01:53I
01:01:55I
01:01:55I
01:01:56I
01:01:57I
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja
01:02:18Iya
01:02:19Tadi kan habis subuhan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalo pulang
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:35Iya sehat-sehat
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:38Gak usah
01:02:39Gak usah sama anak
01:02:42Iya
01:02:43Iya
01:02:44Jan
01:02:46Eh aku
01:02:47Aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:53Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:04Ya udah
01:03:06Istirahat aja
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:13Aku bingung Jan
01:03:18Aku takut
01:03:19Anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:24Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalo
01:03:27Pak Broto dan Bu Ahlu cerai
01:03:30Ah
01:03:30Semoga gak ya
01:03:31Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:37Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46Ya wis
01:03:47Itu aja
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:57Kalo
01:03:58Kalo
01:03:59Kalo
01:04:04Kalo
01:04:11Kalo
01:04:12Kalo
01:04:12Kalo
01:04:13Kalo
01:04:15Uuuu
01:04:16Uuuu
01:04:16Uuuu
01:04:18Uuuu
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:37Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:39Udah nanti
01:04:40Masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:51Mas
01:04:52Sehat
01:04:58Mas Bambang
01:04:59Kawat
01:05:01Kawat
01:05:01Kawat
01:05:01Kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana seluruh Bang
01:05:04Aduh Mas
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:11Belum
01:05:12Eh
01:05:13Tadi
01:05:14Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Nah
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:31Aduh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur mas
01:05:39Berdua dong denganggur kita
01:05:41Wah
01:05:43Wah
01:05:44Wah
01:05:45Wah
01:05:48Apa itu yan?
01:05:50Ini loh mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:55Eyalah
01:05:56Duit ini
01:05:58Iya
01:05:58Enak
01:05:59Enak banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:06:07Berata
01:06:08Mau duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lu
01:06:12Dia kan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kembali lu?
01:06:15Ayo lu
01:06:16Astaga
01:06:17Berata
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumahnya siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga?
01:07:02Eh bener ya
01:07:04Itu bukan belimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:11Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:15Hei bu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketah dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja?
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:28Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana?
01:07:33Gero tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Munafik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir nih yang lo tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:40Lo lebih sedih dari gua
01:07:42Iya
01:07:42Mas, mas urut
01:07:43Eh anjingnya mau gak lu
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin
01:08:00Di saat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:08Dan ternyata
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dan semenjak saat itu
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:21Routine ngobrol
01:08:23Teleponan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar
01:08:36Gue harus dengerin dulu
01:08:44Dimas
01:08:44Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:06Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah
01:09:15Enggak, enggak, enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:20Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:23Tuh ya
01:09:24Dia pengacara saya yang ngurus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:39Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:41Bagus
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas
01:09:46Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:47Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:50Lo denger
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:59Yanni
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:00Siap, bu
01:10:04Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:08Aduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:12Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:17Eh mas
01:10:18Tapi
01:10:19Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:27Ya
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:37Ya
01:10:39Yanni
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:05Udah ganti dong
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:09Janji ya
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu sama mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:29Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:41Ini
01:11:42Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:46Ibu
01:11:48Yaudah Yanni
01:11:49Kebelangan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ibu
01:11:55Mas
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi nge-rekor
01:11:58Nih buktinya
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:04Sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngupain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin
01:12:10Cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini
01:12:14Bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngelain aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:18Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka ngecat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:29Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu
01:12:54Mbak Ayu ngechat
01:12:55Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:02Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mbak
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mbak
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mbak
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek
01:13:13Tuduh mulus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:19Di handphonenya Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:23Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beliat handphonenya kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:31Aku
01:13:31Ini yang salah broto gue
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin aku
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu ini aku Ayu Bu
01:13:38Anak perumat ibu yang ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama ibu
01:13:46Ini
01:13:47Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:51Ibu mau ajar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ibu
01:13:55Ibu
01:14:07Ibu
01:14:21Hai
01:14:24Aku masih dihubinmu
01:14:25Aku keburu datu
01:15:14Hai sayang
01:15:16Ibu
01:15:16Hai sayang
01:15:20oh
01:15:22Oh
01:15:23Oh
01:15:23Oh
01:15:25Oh
01:15:35You're the same
01:15:38We're
01:15:38But there is nothing other
01:15:42That's it
01:15:43And
01:15:49to
01:15:50Oh
01:16:00It's not true
01:16:02It's not me, it's me, it's me
01:16:04It's me, it's me
01:16:06Dimas
01:16:08Dimas
01:16:08Dimas, why are you talking about it?
01:16:11It's not a connection with me
01:16:13You're talking about what about me
01:16:14You know what I'm talking about
01:16:16You're talking about me
01:16:19Mbak Ayu, Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariinko buat Mbak.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan!
01:16:33Kamu sama aja Kika kamu ya?
01:16:37Aku gak butuh nih semua!
01:16:47Mas Broto!
01:16:51Ibu... Ibu... Ibu... Ibu... Ibu lihat Mas Broto!
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini!
01:17:03Mas Broto...
01:17:06Positif hamil?
01:17:10Bu...
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu!
01:17:37Positif hamil, Bu!
01:17:45Aku emang sama sendiri!
01:17:52Aku gak pernah punya siapa-siapa!
01:17:59Aku gak patah punya siapa-siapa!
01:18:12Aku...
01:18:13Yuk...
01:18:23Aku selalu percaya...
01:18:26Semua terjadi...
01:18:30Dengan tujuan...
01:18:35Kamu dan aku...
01:18:39Bukan kebetulan...
01:18:43Kamu dan aku...
01:18:44Adalah takdir...
01:18:48Adalah takdir...
01:18:51Kamu...
01:18:53Dan aku...
01:18:55Adalah satu...
01:18:59Aku cinta kamu, Broto...
01:19:04Dulu...
01:19:07Sekarang...
01:19:09Dan selamanya...
01:19:20Bebuka...
01:19:23Nabi...
01:19:24Dan...
01:19:24Tanpa...
01:19:26Tarih...
01:19:29Tanpa...
01:19:39Tarih...
01:19:41Tanpa...
01:19:41Tanpa...
01:19:42Mas Bapa, Masa sedi...
01:19:46Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:54Mas Bapa?
01:19:57Y1
01:20:03Y1
01:20:04I'm crying.
01:20:07I'm crying.
01:20:09I'm crying.
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