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08:30I mean, he was already advising me.
08:32No, no, darling, no, no.
08:33He was eavesdropping and inserting himself into your conversation.
08:36That is just what Walt does, trust me.
08:38Look, okay, once, totally offhand, right?
08:41I mentioned to Crystal that I might someday want to have a dog.
08:44Next thing I knew, Walt is in my living room with Roscoe.
08:49He'd already called him Roscoe.
08:50I wouldn't call him Roscoe.
08:52I would have called him something more whimsical, like Giuseppe.
08:55Okay, don't pretend you're not in love with that dog.
08:56I've seen you open mouth kissing him.
08:58He prefers it that way.
08:59He's Italian.
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09:30Hi. Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?
09:33100%. This is Louie, my TA. She smokes.
09:36Yes, I love it. Yay.
09:38Yay.
09:38I'm just prepping her to cover my classes.
09:40Oh, okay. I can wait.
09:43But what time is her class? Because mine starts in 25 minutes.
09:46Okay, fine.
09:48You know, I did take a look, and this is way over-scheduled.
09:51This is giving me flashbacks to when you were coaching my U8 soccer team,
09:55and you had that big binder of plays.
09:57Yeah?
09:57Oh, yeah. You've got to relax.
09:59Okay. All right.
10:00Okay, do you remember when you finally said, screw it,
10:02and you told us to just kick the ball around and have fun?
10:05Yeah, I remember that.
10:06Right. That was the first game that we won.
10:08Well, the other team's goalie was, like, four years old.
10:11Honey, honey, I get very nervous speaking in front of people unless I have a plan,
10:15and I am not a rock star teacher like you are.
10:18The moment, I'm not any kind of teacher.
10:20Okay. You know what would cheer you up?
10:23There's a hockey game tomorrow night.
10:24You want to go together like we used to?
10:26Sure, Dad.
10:27Are you? Really?
10:29Whatever.
10:29I did not expect that answer.
10:31Okay, I have to get to class.
10:32Okay.
10:33I love you.
10:33Lily, do not smoke.
10:35It's not good for you.
10:36Yes.
10:42Hmm.
10:44Oh, that's a cool shortcut.
10:53Oh, that's a dangerous shortcut.
11:00Okay.
11:03Hello.
11:04Hello, everybody.
11:05What?
11:06You look like Stonehill got you.
11:07Yeah, new shoes, and I forgot to scuff up the bottom, so no biggie.
11:11Your leg is bleeding.
11:13Yeah, it doesn't hurt, though.
11:15Okay, so I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with my work.
11:20Oh, Miami Amore.
11:22That's a crowd pleaser.
11:23But I doubt that any of my books are on the shelves of this hallowed institution.
11:28They aren't.
11:28Oh, hey, I recognize you.
11:32Okay.
11:33They are called beach reads, and yes, you can usually find them at the airport.
11:40But if you pick a good one, you can't put it down.
11:43Welcome to the art of the page turner.
11:46Let's fucking go.
11:47Oh, yeah.
11:48Okay, so we're going to start.
11:50I'm going to talk about some of the authors who made me want to tell stories.
11:54People like Greg McDonald or Sue Grafton or Carl Hyasson.
11:59Mine was Zadie Smith.
12:00Yes.
12:01Absolutely love him or her or they.
12:08I know it's a little uptight here, so I would like you to call me Greg.
12:15You're old Greg, bro.
12:17Hmm?
12:17The whiteboard.
12:18You're old Greg.
12:20And that's permanent mark.
12:21I was going to say Greg all year.
12:22Mr. Russo?
12:23Yes.
12:24Question here.
12:25Is this supposed to be you?
12:26Because if so, dude, nice washboard.
12:29No, no, no.
12:29That is not me.
12:30I have absolutely nothing to do with the artwork.
12:32I read that you get approval on all your cover art.
12:35Did you, Ronnie?
12:36You read that?
12:36Mm-hmm.
12:37Okay.
12:38You know, I emailed you all a syllabus and a breakdown of how every class is going to go minute
12:45by minute.
12:46Oh, man.
12:47You made this sound like fun, man.
12:48This is not fun.
12:49I don't know any of these authors.
12:51I'm not sure if this literature will speak to me.
12:55Oh, just you wait, Ronnie.
12:57You are going to be my white whale.
13:01At this institution, we have zero tolerance for body shaming.
13:05Believe me, I was not shaming her.
13:08I was referencing a very famous book that I have not read.
13:12Maybe do.
13:12And besides, it doesn't really even make any sense.
13:16Ronnie has a lovely figure.
13:18No.
13:19No.
13:19Nope.
13:20Nope.
13:21Nope.
13:21If I may, life's complicated.
13:24We all mess up.
13:25We mess up at our jobs.
13:26Mess up at our relationships.
13:28But aren't we all trying our best to navigate the complexities of this life?
13:34The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
13:37That's Hamlet, Greg.
13:39Personally, I think that the quickest route back to forgiveness is if we accept the fact that in our cause,
13:45we're just good people.
13:48You are a bad person, and I hate you.
13:51I'm fine here with a verbal warning.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:54Walk with me, Mr. Russo.
13:57You're a bad boy.
14:06Ten years ago, this school didn't even have a disciplinary board.
14:10It's a real gotcha culture now.
14:11The last thing I'd want to do is make a young woman uncomfortable.
14:14Same.
14:15Yet we both keep doing it.
14:16Yeah.
14:17What?
14:18So how are you getting on here?
14:20You finding your bearings?
14:21Not even close, no.
14:23Tell you what, Greg.
14:25Come by my place tonight.
14:26I'll give you the lay of the land.
14:28We can have a drink on the porch.
14:30I cannot tell you how much I would love to do that.
14:32I have a great bottle of whiskey.
14:33Porch whiskey it is.
14:34Look forward to it.
14:38Okay.
14:39See you then.
14:40Not your boy!
14:41Not your milk!
14:42Not your boy!
14:44Not your boy!
14:44Not your man!
14:45Kelly!
14:46What is all this?
14:47They double booked the free speech zone.
14:49So on this side we have vegans, and on this side we have gun control.
14:52What side are you on?
14:53I haven't really decided yet, because on the one hand I do want jackfruit tacos in the caf,
14:57but I also don't love the idea of getting shot.
14:59Tough call.
15:00The free speech zone was over by Cabot Hall.
15:03Why is it outside my office now?
15:04I guess someone must have moved it.
15:08Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you again for taking on Sonny.
15:11An 86 Malik Volney.
15:14You must love your mistress very much.
15:17Well, we need to talk.
15:19I'm being summoned.
15:20Just give me a minute.
15:22Did you move the free speech zone outside my office?
15:26You should thank me.
15:27I usually do more when people complain about me to Walt.
15:30Oh my God.
15:31Are you that petty?
15:33I'm going to answer your question with another question.
15:36Yes?
15:37Yes?
15:42Will you give me that water, please?
15:44No.
15:46You pompous prick.
15:49You are a walking relic of the past.
15:52And nobody's going to miss you when you're gone.
15:53Are you trying to be funny?
15:54Don't you slide out of your chair.
15:56What are you doing?
15:58Rick!
15:59Call 911.
16:00What?
16:01Crystal!
16:02Crystal!
16:02Oh my God.
16:03God, why do bad things keep happening to me?
16:10Hello.
16:11Yes, I'm just calling from Ludlow College.
16:13There's a man who I think has maybe fainted.
16:16Well, I'm not a doctor, but isn't it great?
16:27It's bad.
16:28You drive.
16:32Thank you.
16:35It was a heart attack.
16:37But Susan says he will pull through.
16:40Luckily, she has a friend over there with her.
16:41Good.
16:42Good.
16:43Did they say if a sip of water would have made a difference?
16:45What?
16:46I've already taken care of his classes for the week, but we need an interim dean of faculty.
16:50Okay.
16:50Today.
16:51Check.
16:51Then don't dilly-dally do it.
16:52You're the one who's preventing me from doing what you want me to do.
16:55Fine.
16:56The show must go on.
16:58Position's yours.
16:59No.
17:00You'll do great.
17:00Congrats, Dylan.
17:01No, no, no, no.
17:02I'm not it.
17:02No, thank you.
17:03Well, it's a rule that goes back to gladiator times.
17:05You kill a man, you get his job.
17:07I did not kill him.
17:08Well, the paramedic said he was dead for three minutes, and you said that water thing that
17:11was suspicious.
17:12Plus, you can show me how to do it all with grace and sensitivity.
17:15Huh.
17:16I see what you're doing.
17:19Fine.
17:20I'm in.
17:21Congrats again, Dylan.
17:22Appreciate you.
17:23That's the spirit.
17:24The man's an ox.
17:25He'll be back before you know it.
17:28Have you ever seen him look so peaceful?
17:35No.
17:36He really valued your friendship.
17:39Yeah.
17:43V. Riggs.
17:44He's the best.
17:47I should go.
17:48No, please stay.
17:50Stay for Vincent.
17:52Vincent.
17:53Dean Riggs, who I called Vincent because he is my friend.
17:59You know, he could sense that I was feeling a little lost.
18:03Then he reached out to me.
18:07Do you want to hold his other hand?
18:10Okay.
18:14Okay.
18:20I want you all to close your eyes and picture something.
18:22Go ahead.
18:23Close your eyes.
18:24Close your eyes.
18:24The year is 1929.
18:26Are your eyes closed?
18:27Yeah, they're closed.
18:28Stalin, he's become this kind of, this myth.
18:32Like the tooth fairy.
18:34If the tooth fairy had lent several violent purges.
18:39Stalin's cult of personality was equal parts power and equal parts fear.
18:46Fear?
18:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:49Oh, gosh.
18:50I hear it.
18:50I'm sorry.
18:51I hear you.
18:52Not, no.
18:52I, I'm sorry.
18:55It'll probably go faster without all those loop-de-doos.
18:59Professor Shepard.
19:00Thanks.
19:01I hear it's Dean Shepard now.
19:02Congratulations.
19:03Yes, thank you.
19:03You're welcome.
19:04I recently submitted a proposal for my new philosophy curriculum.
19:08Weeks ago, actually.
19:09So I'm going to need to hear back like ASAP, please.
19:11Wow.
19:12A philosophy emergency.
19:13Don't get those a lot.
19:15I do.
19:16Let's give Dean Shepard a few days to get her feet wet.
19:19Teaching young people how to think.
19:20I could use that power for good or I could use it for something not good.
19:24They all want something, so never give anyone your time unless it's an emergency.
19:27Mm-hmm.
19:29Hi.
19:30What's up?
19:30Doc.
19:30No.
19:31What?
19:31Uh, sorry.
19:32I, is it, I'm, uh, I, I, I know I burned a house down.
19:36Ah.
19:36Yeah, but if I don't have work and I'm sitting at home, my mind is going to some dark and
19:41crazy
19:41places.
19:41You threatening to strike again?
19:43No, no, no.
19:45No.
19:46I should give her some time.
19:47Yeah, I think that would be best.
19:48Let's go to my office.
19:49I'd love to.
19:50Yeah.
19:51Let's party.
19:52And done.
19:59I let you sleep.
20:01You looked almost beautiful.
20:04Is it morning?
20:06Oh, no, no, I'm late.
20:08I'm late.
20:09Ah.
20:10Ow.
20:12I told myself I came to campus today because I missed being here, but I came to watch Arch
20:18teaching.
20:19Sorry, I don't know why I'm telling you this.
20:21We don't even know each other that well.
20:22It's okay.
20:23Part of my job.
20:24Really?
20:24I don't know.
20:25I met Archie two weeks after I started teaching here.
20:29I don't really have friends of my own.
20:31Your dad's here now.
20:31He could be a friend.
20:32Nope.
20:33I heard it.
20:34My bad.
20:35I think I just need a win.
20:37So, is there any chance that you would lift my suspension?
20:40Again, don't know how my job works, but I'll try.
20:44Thank you.
20:46You should have seen him today in class, bouncing around all happy.
20:52Why isn't he struggling like I am?
21:03Hello, you.
21:04Hi.
21:04Are you okay?
21:05Are you okay?
21:06Yeah.
21:06I was just looking at some old photos of Roscoe.
21:09Thought you were going to give that to Riggs.
21:11Sadly, I never got the chance.
21:14Well, I need an advisor who can breathe on his own, so I made a list of potential candidates
21:18and factored in their professional connections relative to how likely they are to die.
21:23I crossed off two fatties and a smoker.
21:25That's quite morbid.
21:27I mean, it's only October, Sonny.
21:29What's the rush?
21:30What's the rush?
21:31I've got a blueberry inside of me that's going to grow to the size of a fucking watermelon,
21:35so it would behoove me to lock in an internship before I start showing seeing as very few biotech
21:39companies want someone knocking over beakers with a baby bump.
21:42Well, hey.
21:42Hey, they can't actually discriminate against you for that.
21:46That is illegal.
21:47Great.
21:47I'll make 1,000 citizen's arrests.
21:50You can go back to jacking off to pictures of your gassy dog.
22:08Hold on, hold on, hold on.
22:09I'm here.
22:10No, no.
22:10Sit down, sit down, sit down.
22:11We're still having class.
22:12I don't have my lesson plan.
22:15Could someone go online and check the syllabus?
22:18It is 1046.
22:20What does it say we should be doing right now?
22:21Five minutes of spirited discussion.
22:23Okay.
22:24Does it say about what?
22:26Uh, reflections on what we've discussed so far.
22:32You know what?
22:32Screw it.
22:35Let's just kick the ball around a little bit.
22:38Have some fun.
22:38No one knows what that means.
22:40It is another metaphor, Ronnie.
22:42Not unlike White Whale, which I am saying directed at no one.
22:46All right.
22:47Here's the deal.
22:48I didn't take many writing courses in college, partly because I didn't go to college.
22:54Nice.
22:54I have written 11 bestsellers.
22:57And the idea of teaching here is terrifying.
23:02All of you scare me, except Spooner.
23:05I got you, Gary.
23:06But you know what?
23:07I think we have some things in common.
23:09We all love to tell stories.
23:12Why?
23:13Why do we want to write?
23:19Okay.
23:20I thought that all that vulnerability might sort of loosen the jar, but I will go first.
23:26Um, the best thing about the Rooster books is that he gets to do everything I wish I could.
23:36Get in a bar fight or break the girl's heart.
23:40Honestly, I write because sometimes I wish I was someone else.
23:49When I used to write in high school, it was like the only time I felt smart.
23:52Thank you, Tommy.
23:54Anybody else?
23:55Uh, I started writing after my parents got divorced.
23:58Okay.
23:59Now I write a lot of sad stories about horses who love their kids.
24:02Beautiful!
24:03That's great creativity, Maya!
24:05Oh!
24:08I am so, so sorry.
24:11I blame the shoes.
24:13I actually got rid of them.
24:15Good. They were too shiny.
24:16No.
24:17I've never run one of these things, so what happens next?
24:20We have to go through the complaint.
24:22Okay.
24:22It says you closed your hand firmly around her breast.
24:26Mmm.
24:28Uh, I think firmly is an exaggeration.
24:31It was more of a soft and gentle cupping.
24:36Why did I put it like that?
24:39Uh, Miss Samuels acknowledges it was an accident.
24:43Yeah.
24:43I was bracing my fall, and her breasts happened to take the brace.
24:48Okay.
24:49Don't do it again.
24:51I'm out.
24:53Thank you, everybody.
24:54Appreciate it.
25:01Walter.
25:02Hello, hi.
25:03Sorry, have you got a moment?
25:04Do you have anything problematic in your life you still have a soft spot for?
25:07Uh...
25:08Michael Jackson, Woody Allen, Plastic Straws.
25:11Probably be Roald Dahl for me.
25:13Not great with our Jewish friends, but I mean, Matilda the Musical Hour.
25:17Listen, I know that you only take on advisees if you feel that you have a particular sort of connection.
25:21If you just...
25:22Uh, Sunny.
25:23Could I borrow you for a second, please?
25:25Sunny here is a fantastic neuroscience candidate, centering particularly on physical fitness and wellbeing.
25:30Two fiery passions of yours, if I'm not mistaken.
25:33I mean, Hal, listen, you know, you could take your advisory sessions in the sauna, you know?
25:37Aren't you pregnant?
25:39In Nordic countries, it's actually routine throughout pregnancy.
25:41And worst case scenario, we just keep the temple at 170.
25:44You know, I always see you with a protein drink, and I, uh, make my own.
25:48If you...
25:50You'll taste pea proteins and a little bit of dehydrated cherry for flavors and antioxidants.
25:55That's incredible.
25:57I'll leave you to it.
26:01You sure you're okay with me having a front-row seat to your interpersonal drama?
26:06I would actually love a third-party POV.
26:08Oh, I think we could have a great deal of fun with those.
26:15Don't be afraid to move it!
26:17Don't be afraid to move it!
26:18Don't be afraid to move it.
26:22Don't be afraid to move it!
26:23Don't be afraid to move it!
26:23Oh, sorry...
26:27Hi, Dad.
26:28Hey! Where are you?
26:29You need to get down here!
26:31The new coach is drinking a beer, and during the last time out, he was singing Sweet Caroline to nobody.
26:37Uh-huh.
26:37I actually ended up going out with Lily and some of her friends.
26:40So you're not coming?
26:42Oh, shoot.
26:43Well, I was excited to tell you about class.
26:46I tried that thing of yours,
26:48you know, the kicking the ball around.
26:49That's so great.
26:50Can I call you back?
26:51I'm actually having kind of a fun time.
26:53Sure.
26:54I'll just watch the game by myself.
26:56Maybe there's a daughter here without a dad.
26:58Please don't make me feel guilty for not hanging out with you.
27:01You took this job without asking how I felt about it.
27:03You did that for you.
27:05Yeah.
27:05I did that for me.
27:07I am a selfish guy, selfish Greg.
27:11Well, have fun with Lily.
27:12And honey, remember what they say about secondhand smoke.
27:15It's even worse than firsthand smoke.
27:16Okay.
27:17Love you.
27:20Here we go.
27:21Feluso, come here.
27:25Ah, finally a friendly face.
27:27Speaking of friendly faces, who's that happy fella?
27:30Oh, this is my jersey from when I played minor league hockey
27:33with the Ontario Indians.
27:35Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:36Chief love hockey.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:40I have to take this off, don't I?
27:41I would.
27:42Oh, shh.
27:43Okay.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45How hard is it for you to stop offending people?
27:49It's harder than you think.
27:52There we go.
27:53You can still see the feathers, dammit.
27:56Ten minutes ago, I was in my bed, in my bonnet with my teeth.
28:00And then I get a call saying that as part of my new job,
28:04I gotta drive down here and reprimand our drunk hockey coach.
28:08He might not be drunk, but he has definitely butts.
28:11Come here, real quick.
28:12I gotta tell you something.
28:14Be better.
28:16Be better.
28:17He's drunk.
28:18I don't wanna police him.
28:20I don't wanna police you.
28:21I am begging you.
28:23Please.
28:24Can't do your shit together.
28:25Yeah, but I'm trying.
28:27There's just nothing here makes sense.
28:29My daughter doesn't want me to be around,
28:31and I keep falling down hills.
28:33Walt's assistant is creeping me out.
28:35I don't have time for this.
28:37No.
28:37Because you are busy, and I envy you for that.
28:41I have so much time on my hands that I got to read that book
28:45that your friend Ruby wrote, and it is not my thing, honey.
28:49Don't snap, Greg.
28:51You know, everybody says college is the best time of your life,
28:53but I think it sinks.
28:56I wanna go home.
29:00You sound like a college freshman.
29:02Oh, yeah.
29:04But you're not.
29:05You're 60.
29:08You wanna go?
29:10Go.
29:12I'm 57.
29:14And you're me.
29:17Come on!
29:19Go!
29:20Yeah!
29:21Yeah!
29:22Sweet Caroline!
29:25Ba-ba-ba!
29:27Good times never seem so good!
29:31So good!
29:32Everybody!
29:32So good!
29:33So good!
29:35So good!
29:35Oh, you guys fucking suck balls!
29:40Oh, fuck!
29:41Who cares?
29:42Wait on!
29:42I wanna go!
29:45Now I
29:47Look at the night
29:49Look at the night
29:51And it don't seem so lonely
29:55We fill it up with only two
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