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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28right
00:06:55Almost finished.
00:06:57He done soon.
00:07:01You know what that is?
00:07:03That's tungsten.
00:07:04Aerospace grade.
00:07:05Heaviest element in the universe.
00:07:07This one's four inches cubed, but weighs 43 pounds.
00:07:11The crypto bros are super into them.
00:07:13You know why?
00:07:16It's not...
00:07:17It's not virtual.
00:07:20It's real.
00:07:22It's the realness.
00:07:25Here you go.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34You're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56Early.
00:07:57No, damn it.
00:07:58We're late.
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport, it's fine.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:14Well, I don't know.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:18You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:21Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:24Honey?
00:08:25Hi.
00:08:25What lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
00:08:29Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you...
00:08:37I...
00:08:37Sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price,
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment,
00:08:46and I say I will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
00:08:54I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding, all dong.
00:08:58Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04For market manipulation, I mean,
00:09:05won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation,
00:09:16a smidgen of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son,
00:09:22and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29Goodbye, Duncan.
00:09:29No, no, goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary?
00:09:32Oh my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:39Fuck!
00:09:40God!
00:09:59You are gonna love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive, but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford,
00:10:09including Pali.
00:10:16You familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well, but your tuition's normally 90 grand,
00:10:27and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using.
00:10:32So, you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And, as it turns out, your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:39So, I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Okay, can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:57He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa, hey, Orson.
00:11:01We don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03We just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen?
00:11:12Living room?
00:11:14You remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually, we have moved things around a little since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now.
00:11:21And, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:24Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them, just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people.
00:11:31Just, you know, sad.
00:11:33Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time, the ceiling has termite damage.
00:11:40And then the garage apartment flooded don't even get me started.
00:11:44But the bedroom down here is all fixed up.
00:11:48So, whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia, did you see that I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:56Yes, I know.
00:11:58But I got him sheets.
00:11:59Special.
00:12:07Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:13It's so nice to have you home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander.
00:12:17Just try mirroring.
00:12:20So, if they smile...
00:12:23If they smile...
00:12:25Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:28It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it.
00:12:35Here.
00:12:36Hold.
00:12:37And let it fade.
00:12:38Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin!
00:12:41Are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:45Oh.
00:12:47Shit.
00:12:48Shit.
00:12:49Chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you all right?
00:13:01I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:13:50Jonathan's daddy.
00:13:50You're turning to her right away.
00:13:51You're on your own.
00:13:53Don't lie through the house.
00:13:53Don't olha through the house.
00:13:57I've turned all over the past.
00:13:58Not done in mean recently.
00:14:04You look splendid.
00:14:06Im very handsome.
00:14:08Feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me that would never talk to me.
00:14:11Xander said I lookordum.
00:14:12Do you think style advice from a widget or me?
00:14:15Your choice.
00:14:17Don't say widget.
00:14:23So, the Guangzhou factory.
00:14:26It's endless.
00:14:27It's 15 hours ahead too, so I might have to pop out midway tonight.
00:14:34Forgive me.
00:14:50Come and be a winner.
00:14:56Come and be a winner.
00:15:03Be a winner.
00:15:06So winner.
00:15:08Be a winner now.
00:15:15Come and be a winner.
00:15:24I'm a puddle.
00:15:26That's it, Duncan.
00:15:28I'm a puddle.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:37he's in a very sensitive place right now i'm a pilot what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming he begged me to come dad dad you don't be mad yeah um i'll
00:15:55go
00:15:56no he wants to leave speak to dad dad oh my god what do you wish to say to him
00:16:09i'm rich that's great
00:16:12dad dad help me
00:16:23stay rich
00:16:39hope no one's looking out the window
00:16:46all right go on get in sheet great we're going into the world's most profitable company reeking
00:16:53that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli
00:17:08good
00:17:15you must be the gentleman from the va yeah that's right just here thank you
00:17:21we used to run the world jeffrey now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it
00:17:28good grief
00:17:29oh shit
00:17:30roughage
00:17:32generalissimo
00:17:33general don vorhees jeffrey hart
00:17:36hi
00:17:37punch me
00:17:39what are you doing here
00:17:40uh it's time to solve the backlog at the va well prepare to die with your boots on boys
00:17:47about to meet with tim just met with tim
00:17:49dood arranged a conference in partnership with cupertino
00:17:53technology of defense
00:17:55because linear jagovs love these things
00:17:57yeah nice
00:17:59nice hey
00:18:00you know tell me to get lost but uh
00:18:03what if i spoke about our initiative at your conference
00:18:07and make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes
00:18:10maybe major marcia
00:18:13maybe
00:18:14we'll let you know
00:18:16okay
00:18:21maybe
00:18:24guy fired me ten years ago
00:18:27prick
00:18:33god damn it
00:18:34hi
00:18:35hi
00:18:36i'm anushka batachera director of ethical innovation
00:18:39tim kwan
00:18:40corp dev
00:18:41jeffrey hart assistant to the deputy undersecretary
00:18:44uh tom ruffage deputy undersecretary veterans affairs
00:18:47all right
00:18:49oh just here
00:18:51yeah
00:18:51oh yeah sure
00:18:52okay
00:18:53okay
00:18:54but uh
00:18:55will the other tim be joining
00:18:59big tim only shows up when the contours are delimited
00:19:03uh
00:19:04uh
00:19:04so uh
00:19:05you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing
00:19:08yeah we do indeed
00:19:10tim
00:19:11big tim
00:19:12he likes things super direct
00:19:14right
00:19:15uncluttered
00:19:16right
00:19:17so straightforwardly
00:19:19what's the quant been for us
00:19:24i'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means
00:19:29quant ben is quantifiable benefits
00:19:32got it
00:19:33yeah
00:19:35well i mean uh
00:19:37i don't know
00:19:38uh
00:19:38you're here
00:19:41you live here
00:19:43and you and me and jeffrey and anushka and big tim we're all here
00:19:48there are men and women
00:19:49who fought
00:19:51for us to be here
00:19:53and live like
00:19:54this
00:19:56you know free to make a business
00:19:58to speak our minds
00:20:00to make ungodly sums of money
00:20:03but
00:20:04for the men and the women
00:20:06who actually
00:20:07put themselves on the front lines
00:20:11to defend the socio-economic system in which you and your company thrive
00:20:16i mean they're not even asking you for a favor
00:20:19in fact they want to pay you
00:20:22a quarter of a billion dollars
00:20:26it's for your help
00:20:30so us helping you do the work is
00:20:34kinda like i don't know um france helping your mother set up her printer
00:20:40you know
00:20:41in france but with like much
00:20:43much
00:20:44much more money than france
00:20:46uh-huh
00:20:47yeah
00:20:48oh you guys get it
00:20:49oh yeah okay
00:20:50yeah
00:20:50we of course
00:20:52recognize the sacrifice of your
00:20:55your people
00:20:58they're struggling
00:20:59and we
00:21:00we feel that
00:21:06oh
00:21:06oh
00:21:07you feel it
00:21:08uh-huh
00:21:08we feel it guys we feel it
00:21:10thank you
00:21:10uh-huh
00:21:11you must be really feeling it
00:21:12yeah
00:21:14well
00:21:15thank you anushka
00:21:16this has been um
00:21:19what's the opposite of uplifting
00:21:21uh
00:21:22demoralizing
00:21:22yeah demo
00:21:23haha
00:21:24i bet
00:21:24in these parts
00:21:25come on jeffrey
00:21:27we got other meetings
00:21:36our eleven o'clock has to postpone till next week
00:21:41uh
00:21:41it's major marsha
00:21:43bory says you're welcome
00:21:48you're speaking at the conference
00:21:50now
00:21:50dod will cover a junior suite at the elysium if we're all right with sharing
00:21:55you just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you
00:21:58you okay with sharing a suite
00:22:00i'll take the couch
00:22:01no
00:22:01no i've been a full-time pain in the ass you deserve it
00:22:05damn
00:22:06the elysium is the shit
00:22:08i thought that guy'd never forgive me
00:22:11why
00:22:12what'd you do to get fired
00:22:14doesn't matter now
00:22:16booyah
00:22:29hello
00:22:30honey
00:22:30we can hear you
00:22:32no bassoon during office hours
00:22:36very sorry about that
00:22:38carl
00:22:39it's fine
00:22:40no no
00:22:40no it's not
00:22:41this is
00:22:43this is your time
00:22:43well might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes
00:22:46whatever the hell that was
00:22:50lord knows i was just gonna complain anyway
00:22:52and who wants to hear me complain
00:22:53boo-hoo poor old rich fart
00:22:55we all deserve to complain
00:22:58not the richies
00:23:01people act like we took something
00:23:04as if we didn't build everything they touch
00:23:07mm-hmm
00:23:07and we didn't build it to be worshipped
00:23:09we built it to work
00:23:10and it does work
00:23:12but where's our parade
00:23:15all i see are pitchforks and ingratitude
00:23:18and i gotta be honest with you
00:23:19it's starting to make me
00:23:21maybe a little mental
00:23:23would you like to starfish carl
00:23:27okay
00:23:28yeah
00:23:28thank you
00:23:34great
00:23:36i'm backsliding joanne
00:23:39this
00:23:40shithill
00:23:42came up to me at milltown my heart
00:23:44the one place that i could
00:23:45go to in public
00:23:47when
00:23:47no one bothers me
00:23:48mm-hmm
00:23:48and right before i get ready to bite into my t-bone
00:23:52this stivilling
00:23:53shit stick
00:23:54sits
00:23:56sits at my table
00:23:59and he's like oh mr bardoff you're such an inspiration
00:24:03you know
00:24:04and of course he brings up bardoff's law
00:24:05he was admiring you
00:24:08doesn't it make you feel
00:24:09even a little bit good to see your legacy in action
00:24:12bardoff's law is something i wrote on a napkin
00:24:14on speed when we still have fax machines
00:24:17profits will continue to grow forever right
00:24:19infinite growth
00:24:21yes the logic of the cancer cell
00:24:23if i could have just reached out
00:24:26and throttled
00:24:28and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit lickers trachea
00:24:32until it buckled
00:24:33and his eyes popped
00:24:34that would have been a legacy
00:24:38but i didn't
00:24:40i didn't
00:24:42okay zeus
00:24:45go get it
00:24:47zeus
00:24:49come on buddy
00:24:50gotta get it
00:24:58sorry
00:25:01i'm sorry
00:25:03i'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy
00:25:08trying to teach you some new tricks huh
00:25:10a little late for that
00:25:12don't you think
00:25:13tricks are for kids
00:25:19one day you're
00:25:21you're chasing squirrels
00:25:23and then the next
00:25:24you're shitting yourself on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:33i
00:25:35Sorry.
00:26:22Stop.
00:26:23Stop.
00:26:23Stop.
00:26:29It was this guy.
00:26:30Oh, my God.
00:26:36Damn.
00:26:37Hey.
00:26:38Hey.
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40How was the game?
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:43That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah, okay.
00:26:46Okay, Dad.
00:26:49Love you.
00:26:52Oh, look who's alive.
00:26:54Yes, I am alive.
00:26:56Anton came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:26:59And it was expansive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:06The puke juice?
00:27:07No.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12A little bit more than a snag, but, Lily, my dad came to me in a vision and showed me
00:27:18a path forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guests arrive at 1, Duncan.
00:27:24Yes?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:26Yes.
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:33Oh, um, and with regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did meet someone in
00:27:45Napa at the Mabass, a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54Fun guy.
00:27:56You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:00I know Nishka was here last night.
00:28:03So, that's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:07No, no, no.
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:13Right.
00:28:15Danish CEO?
00:28:16VFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Your breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:27Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:28You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:30No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Nishka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:36So, that dragon tattoo chick, I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that
00:28:41thing that one time.
00:28:42Is that illegal?
00:28:43No, no.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:50Okay, listen to me.
00:28:52It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the Mabass.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:55Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know, birdie birdie birdie birdie.
00:28:59Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Oh, hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get up from behind my desk with him.
00:29:16Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:19Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa mud baths is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against-
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:37I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44And your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned info sets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data rich scenarios.
00:29:56So, this is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05Its scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09Super scoping then.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands, it could-
00:30:12It could, you, whose hands are you talking about my hands?
00:30:16Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench.
00:30:21Right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended-
00:30:28No, my algo.
00:30:29Mine.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it.
00:30:32Here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit.
00:30:39Obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're
00:30:45not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door.
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:57Um, Mr. Park, there are rules-
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:11Hmm?
00:31:13Who-who's gonna-who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20All right, I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Semi-deity omniscience?
00:31:36Omniscience.
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:48Here.
00:31:49Spoof it from this number.
00:31:57Lily?
00:31:58I was just thinking about your young self.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:08That was a-
00:32:09Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests, shopping-
00:32:14It's a big boat.
00:32:15Oh?
00:32:15It's really me.
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19Nope.
00:32:21How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:28He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did too.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Cause I can tweak it too.
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:41It's-
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um, this is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:10Hi.
00:33:10Um, I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um.
00:33:17I want to get you something.
00:33:19I-
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need?
00:33:21Anything.
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:24Ah.
00:33:43Jameson.
00:33:44Jameson.
00:33:44Hey, kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament.
00:33:49Stalker tournament.
00:33:50That sounds-
00:33:51Soccer.
00:33:52Soccer.
00:33:53I prefer skiing and squash, but they have wealth connotations.
00:33:56Soccer's more relatable.
00:33:58Hey, Tessie's here somewhere.
00:34:00You two should get together.
00:34:02When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
00:34:05Not since, like, seventh grade.
00:34:08Okay, can you just hold that face?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:12I'm building an intelligent entity, more of an autonomous companion, for alienated teens
00:34:17based on personal data ecosystems.
00:34:19But it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness.
00:34:24Thanks, Jamie.
00:34:28Okay, just a sec.
00:34:29Sweetie.
00:34:30Sweetie.
00:34:32Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:38I don't know how many of those she's eaten.
00:34:40You try.
00:34:42You try.
00:34:42I mean, it's hard.
00:34:43It's really hard being a mom.
00:35:06Honey, swim first, then eat, just so you don't have any digestion issues in the Park Offsetter's pool.
00:35:13Can we talk, please?
00:35:15Our next session, in the office.
00:35:17Well, I'd rather do it now.
00:35:20Duncan, circumstances don't always line with our wishes.
00:35:42Your parents gave you a smartphone?
00:35:45Uh, yeah.
00:35:46Yours don't.
00:35:48Smarts are worse than hard drugs.
00:35:49Twice as addictive.
00:35:51Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff?
00:35:56Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines.
00:36:00Go, go, go, go.
00:36:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:07Look at all.
00:36:12Can we talk about this?
00:36:13I'm gonna eat, baby.
00:36:14Let's go.
00:36:16Oh, wow.
00:36:16That's the big thing to be?
00:36:16Yeah, that's the big thing.
00:36:16I'm gonna eat, man.
00:36:17I'm gonna eat, man.
00:36:18Yeah, that's it.
00:36:20We're gonna eat.
00:36:22Good, we're gonna eat.
00:36:23Uh.
00:36:26So, Molly, you're gonna eat this?
00:36:28Oh, I'm gonna eat.
00:36:34does your mom still take your body mass index every night what was her thing like
00:36:38anything over petite and you're eight percent less likely to get into a top 10
00:36:44amazing here you're klepto now
00:36:48better pyromania and you have to repeat the 11th grade plus community service and i have to see
00:36:56dr gary court ordered triple crown poor tessie stealing the flag off the flagpole turning the
00:37:06exit signs into no exit signs so deep or just another cry for help you found me out jimmy
00:37:15just remember if it comes down to it it's across the street for attention up the road if you want
00:37:21results
00:37:40hello oh you're not ashamed to be seen with me what are you talking about
00:37:47everybody from cupertino tim little tim the guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me
00:37:54telepathically it's working too he's just gloating what why he convinced brigt him to shut down the
00:38:04acquisition talks he might do after you leak the rumor what did he say it wasn't that
00:38:12but i heard he called you a dumb man's genius
00:38:16at least on someone's genius not everybody's asshole
00:38:20he comes to my house he comes to my house clothing that is
00:38:25how much of my stock do you own huh little tim blabs about the acquisition snafu to any of these
00:38:30people here anyone he won't okay he won't yeah well he better not i'm just saying you stand to lose
00:38:35too i know that's why i had to firewall myself off from all the way oh and yet you still
00:38:40heard him call
00:38:40me a dumbass that just happened to get through your firewall the zinger i mean he's he's cutting me
00:38:47off at the balls here i need you to shut that shit down is it the stock you're worried about
00:38:52or your dick
00:38:54it's one in the same
00:39:19so this whole experience has you know quite
00:39:22out of the box for me yeah a great community it seems everyone is so lovely here happy to get
00:39:28to
00:39:28work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity oh uh by the way lily knows you came
00:39:35to my session last night yeah i know i texted her why would you do that misunderstandings
00:39:42don't predict war costly and easily avoidable with a bit of truth well it got lost in translation
00:39:46she went and banged a guy in napa oh that is not i'm sorry no i know i know i
00:39:54know i know i'm sorry
00:39:54i just wanted to give delia another respect an agency well mission super duper accomplished
00:40:01don't no okay no sound like a truffle pig don't do that
00:40:18i want to officially introduce the reason we're all here an educator who took a top 50 in pasadena
00:40:25to the top five before that masters from columbia harvard before that and a terrifically underprivileged
00:40:35upbringing in chicago i knew the minute i heard her speak at the aspen education summit that she
00:40:42was the one to lead us into the future raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple
00:40:48is what built this town it's not fraud not now if not now i will do harm to myself and
00:40:54or others
00:40:56jesus
00:41:01uh goodness i um should have prepared something
00:41:06i know you're all ready for a new chapter at las altas
00:41:14oh orson hey i uh i what hey hey sorry
00:41:23oh
00:41:25i can't lay to thinker
00:41:29let's make this a great meal
00:41:43hi um this is this is weird but i was in there and i i saw you take that thing
00:41:49you don't know what you're talking about bro
00:41:52oh well that guy in there he just he saw me come out of the library and you might think
00:41:56that i took it
00:41:57like ipso facto or whatever
00:42:02um
00:42:19okay so listen i'm in crisis right now this is you're looking at it and my therapist who's supposed to
00:42:27be a
00:42:27know me better than anyone thinks i'm a fraud okay duncan i i i didn't call you a fraud okay
00:42:34well i said what i said was that you you might be committing fraud what is the difference you're not
00:42:39a murderer you're just someone who committed murder and here when you use the word fraud in the valley that's
00:42:45kind of like saying good hustle
00:42:48okay i i i spoke to a lawyer friend what what i didn't mention your name or anything why would
00:42:56you why would you talk to a lawyer what
00:42:58oh you haven't done anything about this yet acted on any of it i've done the analytics
00:43:05you know i i i i i bag a high profile investor and then everybody forgets about cupertino and we
00:43:12grow we grow i'm sexy again come and get it
00:43:15but you'd have to lie to to do it it's it's it's market manipulation and it is a felony
00:43:21a felony a felony no look okay here you you came here today right and i'm just gonna assume to
00:43:30benefit your business right to you snarf up a bunch of potential hot shot clients and they're fucked up kids
00:43:35and that's
00:43:38no my child is attending los altos you don't have a child you just met him the pooter okay no
00:43:50i'm sorry i'm sorry i think that we should be getting back to your guest i just had an uh
00:43:53-huh i did it's a really good one okay okay okay
00:43:58out of all your illustrious clients right maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent and that
00:44:07maybe their business needs aligned with mine and and maybe their personalities match as well and you could set us
00:44:13up for i don't know a lunch
00:44:16okay i am uh not a dating service for businessmen duncan i am a therapist and you need to respect
00:44:23that okay life coaches do it all the time i am not a i am not a life coach
00:44:28no no no i listen i want to continue doing the work i do with you with you then i
00:44:34think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths
00:44:39you pumped your stock
00:44:44right yeah and now you want to do more of it i mean if the sec find out you could
00:44:50go to jail jail don't
00:44:53shh
00:44:54yeah well you wouldn't be the first ceo to end up there you make me feel worse you do and
00:45:00that is not your job i'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job okay
00:45:04this is right here this is why we have sessions in an office boundaries okay look i i i i
00:45:12apologize duncan and i am ending this conversation right now
00:45:16no no hey wait listen lily's having an affair
00:45:23i'm just a bit agitated more than usual and you keep bringing up the sec and the lawyer and
00:45:30well i am i i depend on you and i respect you there is
00:45:38there's no one else
00:45:50oh man that's a good shower
00:45:53yeah
00:45:56finally an ounce of respect for the va huh
00:46:00all right
00:46:02some legit above-board decadence
00:46:06yeah i just wish some meetings went better
00:46:08oh no pouting jeffrey
00:46:10come on no feelings in a firefight
00:46:13smell this
00:46:16bergamot
00:46:17smells good
00:46:17yeah
00:46:18earl grey right
00:46:20yeah
00:46:21come on look around we're doing okay
00:46:23i'm gonna do my pitch tonight
00:46:26all the wigs will be there the big ones the little ones
00:46:29hell yeah i will make my case
00:46:30i'll be passionate
00:46:33i'm great when i'm passionate
00:46:38do you wanna help me get passionate
00:46:44uh
00:46:46tom
00:46:48yeah what about the behavioral health forum in fairlawn huh backseat of that car
00:46:53yeah
00:46:54i got you drunk
00:46:55cross the line
00:46:57sorry
00:46:59but you know if i'm being honest
00:47:02not sorry
00:47:05i wasn't that drunk
00:47:07oh
00:47:10but uh
00:47:13yeah
00:47:14yeah
00:47:17yeah
00:47:18i was younger once you know
00:47:19no no
00:47:19handsomer
00:47:20no no no
00:47:21all the officers wives wanted me
00:47:24yeah you wanted the officers
00:47:26yeah
00:47:27yeah
00:47:29you're still handsome
00:47:30mm
00:47:32and my boss
00:47:33yeah
00:47:33right
00:47:34yeah
00:47:39yeah
00:47:40you're gonna be great
00:47:41yeah
00:47:42you can get some
00:47:43wow
00:47:44yeah
00:47:46y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things
00:47:49we did
00:47:51we need to be agile
00:47:53and america is the greatest startup of them all
00:47:57the future is coming
00:47:59we
00:47:59we
00:48:00like
00:48:00that startup energy
00:48:02we're gonna require our contractors to look over existing
00:48:06genes
00:48:07and let us know
00:48:09we're good about it
00:48:10in the first place
00:48:12let's go to the movies
00:48:13hm
00:48:18born from carbon woven composite skin
00:48:21wonderful speech general
00:48:23i'm afraid we're gonna have to bump mr roughage we pay overtime if we go even a minute over
00:48:27but wait
00:48:28since he wasn't part of the original program
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room
00:48:34yeah
00:48:35that's twenty one hundred dollars a night
00:48:37i mean you could lie
00:48:39say you spoke
00:48:41just don't get caught
00:48:42don let me say my piece
00:48:44five minutes
00:48:45that's it
00:48:46it's not about being reimbursed
00:48:47it's for the vets
00:48:48i find it best to
00:48:50leave these decisions to major marsh
00:48:55you
00:48:55you
00:48:56son of a bitch
00:48:58you
00:48:58you
00:48:59set me up to
00:48:59fuck me down
00:49:00how long are you gonna hold a grudge
00:49:03oh
00:49:04you know what
00:49:04to hell with this
00:49:06i'm speaking
00:49:07you can just try and stop me
00:49:10no
00:49:11oh
00:49:11i'm
00:49:12i'm
00:49:12i'm
00:49:12i'm
00:49:13i'm
00:49:17i'm
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00:49:36i'm
00:49:39i'm
00:49:39i'm
00:49:41hey handsome hey how's it going not bad for an old geezer how's it going there when uh
00:49:48when did school start day after labor day i think this place just it feels like a weird
00:49:56simaculum of life simulacrum simulacrum there's these clients who pay to come see mom and gary
00:50:04on the hour it's so weird and there's one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars but he's
00:50:08the saddest man you've ever seen the world there is not the world your mother loved it i did not
00:50:17yeah i really want to come home soon december 19th the day the semester ends um and i i checked
00:50:28on the
00:50:2821st bso's playing barely a symphony fantastique barely a worst case scenario you do both semesters
00:50:45out there
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00:52:51who else would it be huh
00:52:53Duncan this is the story you need
00:52:55yes right right oh once more on to the beach bye
00:53:00hey go back to dc i need you there
00:53:03keep an eye on the jackals
00:53:05they see safety net and all they think is where'd i put my scissors
00:53:09you're staying yeah
00:53:11you hate it
00:53:12you hate it here
00:53:13i hate it everywhere
00:53:14i complain so much i've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit
00:53:20it's all one big brown smear
00:53:23you'll be pointing dc okay we'll
00:53:26we'll talk every day mr rovage
00:53:30duncan park ceo hypernosis data analytics i hear you need a data man to help our fighting men
00:53:37in uniform and and women
00:53:39uh
00:53:40can i get you a round of drinks
00:53:41uh yeah
00:53:42yeah two of those uh gentlemen what can i
00:53:46what can i do for
00:53:49i am sorry i don't is it the army is it the
00:53:52navy marines uh air force and coast guard too
00:53:57cow bunga right i mean what what can hypernosis do to help us win our next war
00:54:02uh well it's really the last war we're still fighting
00:54:08okay of course
00:54:09of course tracking down the terrorists
00:54:13so you give us your satellite feed your secret files and we we meld that with our data we cross
00:54:19it
00:54:19we blend it we dig into it we find the patterns we find your bad guys and you just you
00:54:25just pull the trigger done win-win i mean not for the guys that you're blowing up but that no
00:54:30they're kind of into it too it's their martyrdom so that's it's actually a win
00:54:34win-win-win-win that's sort of the slogan for hypernosis
00:54:38uh
00:54:48win-win-win-win-win-win that's right
00:55:09uh
00:55:09military okay i need a sexy new client not old urine silk vets with their weird hats and broken
00:55:16brains i thought you got that sorry i hooked you up with a bloody government contract there are
00:55:21more than one kind okay more than one kind there are self-bombers and secret agents and then there's
00:55:25distributing colostomy bags in tent cities these men and women they fought so that so that we we
00:55:33here could be free here i admire them and i've seen the alternatives but i chose to make a life
00:55:42here and in spite of its flaws i'm grateful well then you should have had cupertino be their hero
00:55:47okay my company is not your ethical laundromat okay i have a reputation okay i know it's not great
00:55:58what people say about me but but this is not this is not the story i needed okay this is
00:56:07just
00:56:07this is goodwill fuckery and your buddy little tim little tim that's exactly what he's gonna say
00:56:13when he leaks the acquisition fail no yes yes it is i i i see how that guy looks at
00:56:19me
00:56:21like i'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he can drive up
00:56:27with his bodies and go like hey guys isn't that duncan park in that ditch with his asshole
00:56:33sticking up inside out yeah i know how people are because i'm one of them i'm a person and i'm
00:56:40like
00:56:40that so you're walking away you're goddamn right and you're gonna tell the va guys that is your
00:56:46punishment okay just put them out of their misery they've probably been to more funerals than
00:56:51birthdays anyway they can take it thanks
00:57:02message from harper message from harper message message from harper message message from harper
00:57:20you gotta be kidding me
00:57:29um before we start i think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor patient
00:57:37confidentiality thing you know everything about me as it should be and as you know i have trust issues
00:57:45duncan where are we going with this easier to hear me out um
00:57:54on may 7th you missed a session due to the flu but you were actually getting varicose veins removed
00:58:01hypergnosis my company we harvest your data every time you click agree and then we put that all into
00:58:07an algorithm that would make the patriot act blush anything everywhere anybody i know
00:58:15all that godlike knowledge and still cupertino didn't want us the thing is we're not all that
00:58:22unique the amount of companies with as much or more capability than the nsa would give you
00:58:28nightmares here russia china india they all have what i have on you if if they only cared to look
00:58:36duncan um i fear that you you may be having a psychotic episode
00:58:43half of its public filings and court cases like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody
00:58:47of
00:58:47the kid pretty sure a little orwell would love to hear that
00:58:56okay okay you need to be right now you need to face the discomforts of your truths jojo
00:59:09when i told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office
00:59:14you sold your shares and i was like what that hurt no faith in donkey and then i asked myself
00:59:21i was
00:59:21like why did she have shares in my company sounds like a conflict of interest no oh my goodness could
00:59:29it be yes yes it is you've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end blubbering billionaire
00:59:37clients you the trusted repository of the valley's ultimate insider information bc agonizing about an
00:59:44upcoming earnings call sell ceo hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger bye
00:59:52what's the harm except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it duncan this is madness you
00:59:59are
00:59:59confabulating and it's a a concern that superior tone is something i really would like you to work on
01:00:08sit sit please we're both flawed human beings you and i with your degree you could have chosen to
01:00:17help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons but no no no you planted yourself in the single
01:00:24richest enclave in america to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety sudden wealth syndrome
01:00:31no no you profited it really is okay and you'll still profit me too because you're gonna dish all
01:00:42that life-giving dirt to me not today though no today i feel comfortable earthed there's level ground
01:00:54between us feels better right so can we please just please talk about my dad
01:01:22hello hello hello
01:01:26hello
01:01:39you are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of god dad you're like having a
01:01:46breakdown
01:01:49hypergnomes assemble we're gonna make money 10 million data points on every person from birth
01:01:56you're not predicting behavior you're steering it your algorithm says all that yes that's the kind
01:02:04of tech that could help people my patients have dangerous violent tendencies
01:02:11i just want to crush them so what is your deal bro i know tech changed the world but so
01:02:19did the
01:02:20bubonic plague i don't get it you're bot is it a moron i mean is it based on a moron
01:02:28you do not want this guy renting your company hey
01:02:33prepare to have your mind blown
01:02:40welcome to the table read of the audacity first block
01:02:46it's about to get real
01:02:49the audacity episode 101
01:02:51we follow up a silicon valley ceo
01:02:55duncan park 40s biohacked and bespectacled
01:02:58in episode one the first thing that i wrote down was duncan's opening line
01:03:03more than physical pain uh i fear humiliation
01:03:07and it felt like it was being said to somebody in confidence
01:03:11angle on dr joanne felder psychologist 40s
01:03:14she kind of runs the valley's mindset or the psychology
01:03:18the lost man children
01:03:20it became a question of how can we make this relationship more than just therapist patient
01:03:25they started the season a little bit in performance of themselves especially joanne
01:03:29she's like playing
01:03:30the good therapist
01:03:32when word gets out
01:03:34how will that make you feel
01:03:36and uh when do you expect that to be
01:03:39let's see what happens when you are a powerful person
01:03:42discussing corporate secrets
01:03:44successes and failures
01:03:46in a therapeutic setting and what does the therapist do with the information which
01:03:51is essentially insider information
01:03:53really this is strictly between us
01:03:58schmuck
01:03:58it was fun also doing some therapy scenes with zach
01:04:02would you like to starfish
01:04:03no
01:04:03okay
01:04:05thank you
01:04:06bardolph is he's an angry man
01:04:08and very resentful and feels like he has never gotten his flowers that he deserves as being
01:04:15one of the pioneers of silicon valley
01:04:18his main problem is greed
01:04:20like most of the characters
01:04:22doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action
01:04:26legacy jeez
01:04:28bardolph's law is something i wrote on in
01:04:30napkin
01:04:31on speed when we still have fast machines
01:04:33the doctor patient confidentiality things is how airtight is that
01:04:37i can't speak with anyone about what you say
01:04:39not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others
01:04:43i grew up in a house with a psychiatrist and a therapist
01:04:49with their offices in the house
01:04:50and i could hear the patients
01:04:52i was a teenager
01:04:53and i chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring
01:04:57but i could listen to them
01:04:58it's that sort of funny faith that this room is a safe space
01:05:03why
01:05:03what's so safe about it
01:05:05when i told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office
01:05:10you sold your shares
01:05:11these two seemingly are so different but then they actually have a lot in common
01:05:17she is shown to be somebody with ethical lapses who cuts corners herself
01:05:22it really is okay and you'll still profit
01:05:25me too
01:05:26because you're gonna dish all that life giving dirt to me
01:05:30end of episode
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