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00:12That's it! Richie, that's it! Play dead! Play dead!
00:15Am I playing?
00:17Hey, Magoo! Huh?
00:20Yeah, you want this, don't you, big boy?
00:23Yeah, who's my cutie patootie?
00:26Who's my fluffy wuffy boy?
00:29Don't push it in the nose first, or...
00:31That's just sharks. Fuck it.
00:35Hold...
00:47It was you or me, fuzz fuck.
00:51Hi.
00:52Hi, right there.
00:53You risked your life for me.
00:55No other soul on earth has done that except for my mother.
00:59During childbirth, I was a breach.
01:02But you, Lindy Littlejohn, you chose.
01:08Which was unexpected, and I mean that as a compliment.
01:10I owe you my life.
01:14You've saved my life multiple times, Richie.
01:16And I would happily do so over again.
01:19Why?
01:20Do not say for love, or for the love of love, or quote Shakespeare.
01:25For I will continue to taketh from you, Richie, and not giveth in return.
01:30Behold, Lindy Littlejohn, am I witness to thee shattering a behavioral pattern?
01:35Can we just call it even?
01:38Even Steven.
01:40I do have one more thing.
01:41Um, it's just a favor, and it's not dangerous, I promise.
01:45Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
01:47What do you know about TikTok?
01:54Lindy!
01:55Lindy!
01:56Lindy!
01:57Lindy!
01:58Lindy!
01:59My girl!
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh, she's good.
02:06Oh, she's very good.
02:08Lindy.
02:10Lindy, let's talk.
02:12No tricks.
02:13You have my word.
02:16Oh, she's very good.
02:17Ow.
02:19Oh.
02:22Oh.
02:24At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
02:26Okay, no sudden moves.
02:28Nothing up my sleeves.
02:29For real this time.
02:33So talk!
02:34Could you lower the bow?
02:38Okay, I came here to apologize.
02:40But I'm not going to.
02:42Because I have something better than just words.
02:45Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
02:48I can make you big again.
02:51You said that, and then you tried to kill me.
02:54Well, I was provoked, but that's not the point.
02:57I did it, Lindy.
02:58I really did it.
02:59I can make you big again, and all of this can be over.
03:02Lindy, I can.
03:04And I will.
03:05I promise.
03:07Fine.
03:08Do it.
03:09Make me big again.
03:10Let's end this.
03:11I'm so happy to hear you say this, but there's a small problem.
03:14Do I need to raise my bow?
03:16No, no.
03:18But I'm going to need you to break into the lab tonight and steal the formula and wipe the
03:26surface because Hilton is selling my tech to the military and he's packing up the lab
03:30and everything will be gone by morning.
03:32I will be arrested if I set foot in the building and only a person of your size can access
03:37the
03:37chemical freezer, which is going to be dangerous.
03:38But I have complete faith in you and your astounding miniature abilities.
03:42And thereby, our mission will inevitably be a rousing success and you will be big again
03:46and we can return to our normal lives.
03:58What am I supposed to do with that, wear it as a crown?
04:01Wear it as my wife.
04:04I tried so hard to prove my worth to the world and I lost sight of the one person who
04:10never
04:11needed proof.
04:11You, you and me, you are my forever person.
04:17So what do you say?
04:20Please say yes.
04:24Fine.
04:26I will do it.
04:27I have to.
04:29But then Les, this, you and me, we're over.
04:35No.
04:37No, no, no, no.
04:38No.
04:39After all this.
04:40Because of all this.
04:41Why?
04:42Why?
04:43What?
04:44Les, it's been a journey.
04:46It was an accident, then I did it on purpose.
04:49I'm so close, a day or two tops, to maybe a few months, then a 30 day deadline.
04:55But then I can make you big again, but good luck with Magoo, to I will make you big again,
04:59but you have to do all the illegal dangerous work.
05:02And then, the big sell.
05:04We can go back to our normal fucking lives.
05:08Please hear me when I say, fuck you.
05:13I am done.
05:14We are done.
05:16It's over.
05:17No, I reject this.
05:18I love you.
05:18It's been bumpy, but it'll be different.
05:22No, it won't.
05:23We bring out the worst in each other.
05:26Can't you see that?
05:27I understand that you need time and space to process what happened.
05:32No, I need the time and space to process me and what I want.
05:35I already know what happened.
05:37We make a great team, remember?
05:39Please don't say it's over.
05:44Les, we had a good run.
05:47Too much has happened.
05:49Let's just get the formula, get me big, and then get on with our lives.
05:56Please.
06:06I wanted to give you your privacy.
06:08I just, I didn't know where to go.
06:10My heart is breaking.
06:12I mean, I think we've all come so far.
06:15Mary, mother of Christ.
06:18Oh, he told me.
06:21I thought I was prepared, but I am not.
06:25Hi, Martin.
06:26Hi, Martin.
06:27Richard!
06:28What?
06:29He did that to himself.
06:30I did.
06:30I told her about the small problem.
06:34And?
06:35She's in.
06:36Oh.
06:37She's also out.
06:39I don't understand what that means.
06:41It, just, what's the fucking plan?
06:44That's what it means.
06:48Everybody, here are my thoughts.
06:50Operation Restoration is underway.
06:51This is the plan.
06:54Martin.
06:55Bagman will deliver our secret weapon.
06:58Secret weapon?
06:59It's me.
07:00Me, Richie.
07:06Relax.
07:07It's pizza.
07:11Emo's.
07:16Order this.
07:17Oh, oh, oh.
07:18We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
07:22Richard, operations, will send an invitation.
07:25I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
07:29Okay, Martin.
07:30Don't panic.
07:30Keep it together.
07:31She's scary.
07:32She's terrifying.
07:34Sir!
07:34Who?
07:37Who?
07:38Janet!
07:39Me?
07:40I, um...
07:41I did.
07:50Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
07:54Janet.
07:56Why are you still here?
07:58Um...
07:58You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
08:01Uh-huh.
08:02Um...
08:02Damn it, Janet!
08:03Why?
08:03Just why?
08:04Let's, let's be kind.
08:05Um...
08:06I was hungry.
08:08Just finishing up.
08:10No way, no way, joke!
08:12No, it's okay.
08:12You did, damn it!
08:13Getting back to Ed.
08:15Smells delicious.
08:17Pepperoni?
08:18Um...
08:19Yes?
08:19St. Louis style.
08:21Cracker-thin.
08:23Square-cut.
08:24Prevail cheese.
08:26Weird yet...
08:28Scrumptious.
08:30It's very specific.
08:32May I...
08:33You may?
08:37Oh, God!
08:38Lindy!
08:39Hide!
08:40Liz!
08:41Where?
08:42Just...
08:42Under!
08:44Oh, Jesus Christ!
08:45Fuck!
08:46Fuck!
09:08Enjoy!
09:13Secret weapon end!
09:15Secret weapon is greasy, fucking hot!
09:18Jesus!
09:26Lindy, secret weapon, will breach the chemical freezer and procure the vials of restoration formula.
09:34Um, wow!
09:38It's, it's nice to meet you, Mrs. Little-Jonah.
09:41Sorry to stare, it's just...
09:43Yeah, I'm a marvel!
09:44I know, Janet.
09:45So, uh, this is the chemical freezer?
09:46Oh, just there.
09:47Janet, proceed with wiping the servers.
09:49My legacy will remain mine.
09:51Oh, on it.
09:54Your ego is going to kill me!
09:55No, my ego is going to save you.
09:57I am going to save me.
09:58There is no I, but A-N-T.
10:00There is the way I spell it.
10:01Perhaps it's best we just remember we're all on the same team.
10:04Temporarily.
10:05Absolutely.
10:05Guys, can we sidebar the relationship issues right now?
10:08The relationship issues are why we're here, Martin.
10:11Couda-gross.
10:11Martin, wheelman, will drive a getaway car, and we're home free.
10:14Operation restoration complete.
10:17Thoughts complete.
10:18Okay, can we stay on task?
10:20Oh, no one wants to stop more than me.
10:22Yes.
10:22Lindy, message received.
10:23I know.
10:30What?
10:38I'm in.
10:39Okay, great.
10:40Third shelf from the bottom.
10:42File RF-19er alpha and beta.
10:45Okay, hold on.
10:46What?
10:47What's happening?
10:47Are you okay?
10:48Yeah, I'm fine.
10:49I'm just putting on my gear so I don't dye hypothermia in here.
10:52Oh, God.
10:53Okay, good, good.
10:54But maybe you're a hurry.
10:55That's it.
10:56Tip-tock.
10:57No kidding.
10:58If Hilton finds you...
10:59I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
11:00I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
11:00I am the stakes.
11:01If I may offer counsel, by way of Dr. Carmichael's worth of wisdom, reflects before you respond.
11:08To avoid regret.
11:10Fuck that bitch!
11:12We're done with our limericks!
11:13On that we agree.
11:14I don't mean to-
11:15Shut the fuck up, Richard!
11:17Fucker.
11:21Attention.
11:22Attention.
11:22Attention.
11:22Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:25Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:28Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:29What?
11:32Hold.
11:33It's like a little close.
11:34The fuck?
11:34Maybe edit this part out.
11:35Okay.
11:36Will do.
11:38And...
11:38Turn something.
11:40Hi.
11:40Hello.
11:41My name is Lindy Littlejohn.
11:43You may know me from the controversies surrounding the authorship of the New Yorker short
11:47story untitled on purpose.
11:49And I want to come clean.
11:53I did not write that story.
11:55Uh, all started as a misunderstanding.
11:58My insecurity and frankly, lack of self worth led me to take credit when in fact it was
12:04written by my student, Jackie Baldwin.
12:06So my daughter Lulu was telling the truth.
12:09So if you're gonna come for anyone, you come for me.
12:13Hashtag fuckyoubringit.
12:14And finally, I am rescinding my own closer.
12:18Yeah, just before the board can take it back.
12:21I, I...
12:22You know what?
12:23Maybe I'll win another one someday.
12:25Oh!
12:26Love the positivity.
12:27Uh, yeah, that's it.
12:31Good for you, tiny mom.
12:48Okay.
12:50Uh!
13:00Oh!
13:00Oh!
13:01Okay.
13:02I'm here!
13:03I'm oh, okay and I ran out of here!
13:03Third cell from the bottom.
13:04You're looking for Romeo Foxtrot-19er?
13:08Yeah, I got it, Colonel Colon.
13:09Too soon. That's too soon and disrespectful.
13:12I'm just trying to be...
13:13Annoying?
13:19There's nothing here.
13:20Yeah, see?
13:20You're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening
13:23and Precision is going to tank this mission.
13:25Romeo Foxtrot-19 Alpha Beta.
13:27Not fucking here.
13:28Fuck. It has to be there.
13:29They are not.
13:30Okay, Romeo Foxtrot-19er Alpha...
13:33You can keep saying NATO nonsense numbers,
13:36but the precise vials are not here.
13:39Lindy, there is no Operation Restoration without those vials, okay?
13:42The plan will not work.
13:45What do you mean it won't work?
13:49Les?
13:50Oh, dear mama.
13:52Um...
13:52It has got to work.
13:54I do not want to be small forever.
13:55I am not going to die tiny.
13:56There has to be a way.
13:57You are a little genius, remember?
13:59So go inside the workshop of your mind
14:01and think!
14:10It's as if the whole world is holding its breath.
14:17Everyone, here are my thoughts.
14:19Operation Restoration is still underway.
14:21This is the revised plan.
14:23I will synthesize a new batch of the restoration formula,
14:27but I would need access to the building
14:29and to the, um, chemical freezer.
14:30Lindy, secret weapon.
14:31You will push the door release button inside the freezer,
14:34which is located at the base of the door.
14:36Check.
14:37Janet, inside man, is going to get me into the building
14:39via the service entrance.
14:41Janet.
14:43Janet, do you copy?
14:45Um...
14:45Um, I'm trying to wipe the servers,
14:47but the password isn't working.
14:49Hilton and Vivian,
14:51they have access to the servers,
14:52they have access to the...
14:53Oh, no, no, no!
14:54Yeah!
14:54Also,
14:55we might have
14:56a bigger problem.
14:58Bigger?
14:59Um, what?
15:00Janet, spit it out.
15:01Janet, be specific.
15:03Specifically, Hilton has shrunk
15:04an entire military convoy.
15:06Tiny tanks,
15:06tiny missiles,
15:07tiny assortment of very bad weaponry.
15:09General fuckface.
15:11If Hilton has
15:12the missing files,
15:13then tiny tanks become big tanks,
15:15tiny missiles become big...
15:16Janet, I know.
15:17Les.
15:18I don't...
15:18Don't...
15:19Don't say it.
15:19I fucked it.
15:20But I can un-fuck it.
15:22You were right.
15:24I don't want to be right about this, Les.
15:26You kind of like being right.
15:27Well, maybe sometimes,
15:28but not about this.
15:29Can we get back to the un-fuck it part, please?
15:32Everyone, here are my thoughts.
15:34Here's the new revised plan.
15:38We're going to blow up the lab.
15:41Um...
15:41We're all bound for the Dungeons of Fate.
15:43Jesus crickets.
15:45What?
15:46What?
15:47What the?
15:47Are you...
15:49Blow up the lab.
15:50How can you even do that?
15:52Well, the building is sitting on a literal bomb.
15:54It's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement.
15:57No, no.
15:58That's not...
16:00My legacy remains mine, you said.
16:03Yeah, well...
16:05I mean...
16:09Fuck it.
16:11Fuck it?
16:12Yeah.
16:13It's not worth it.
16:14You big first.
16:15Blow up the building second.
16:17My prize.
16:19TBD.
16:21I've proven to myself I can do it.
16:24That's enough.
16:25Les.
16:26Are you sure?
16:27To the extremist of circumstances,
16:29Carmichael's limericks and my priority...
16:31Wait, is someone crying?
16:34No.
16:35Okay.
16:36Okay, Richard, we need to move fast.
16:37Janet, inside man.
16:38Abort the service and focus on the thermal storage tank and crank the valves to high and
16:44that will give us what?
16:45Uh, maybe 30 minutes?
16:47Um, you want me to blow up the building?
16:50Yes.
16:51Turn up the valves, release the pressure lock and get out, Janet.
16:54What about letting you in?
16:56Through the tank and go and...
16:57Lindy's secret weapon, make your way to the lobby and buzz me in through the service entrance
17:01via the security desk.
17:02The desk with the security guards?
17:03Yes, leave it to me.
17:04I can distract the security guards.
17:06See, I'm the lab's fire safety officer.
17:10As, uh, this is a long story.
17:11As a young...
17:12Richard?
17:13Richard?
17:13Richard!
17:14Richard, good God!
17:16Stand by for fireworks.
17:31The tank is cranked.
17:33T-minus 30 minutes?
17:35Um, um, holy crow.
17:39Janet?
17:40Uh, yes, Richard?
17:42I think I like you and I wanted to disclose that as per company policy.
17:46Aw, Richie.
17:47Richard!
17:48I have no words!
17:50Neither do I!
17:53General H. Baum's payment clear?
17:55General Henderson's payment has been verified, yes.
17:58Fuck yeah!
17:59I love having Mommy's full attention again.
18:01We discussed this.
18:03No more Mommy.
18:04Bud?
18:05None.
18:05Fine.
18:06Guess where I am.
18:08I despise this game.
18:10Guess.
18:10No.
18:11Guess.
18:11No.
18:12Guess!
18:14I'm done.
18:15What?
18:16With the game?
18:17In a way.
18:21Wait, what the fuck?
18:35Wait.
18:39Janet Colgate.
18:40Physicist.
18:42Feminist.
18:44Celiac.
18:45You're on Instagram?
18:47Nemo's Pizza is not gluten-free certified.
18:58Ah!
18:59Yeah, I'm here.
19:00So I'm guessing it's this green button.
19:04Goodness, I'm in.
19:20I'm here.
19:22That's it.
19:26I'm here.
19:28Bye.
19:28Yes!
19:28You're on Instagram.
19:29Aww.
19:31Sounds great.
19:33Bye.
19:33Bye.
19:35Bye.
19:35Bye.
19:35Fuck.
19:40Let's go.
19:41Wait, what? What's gone?
19:43The equation, my equation.
19:44For the formula.
19:45Yeah, but you remember it, right?
19:50Right.
19:51What?
19:51Yes.
19:52Oh, Jesus.
19:54Okay, you wrote it on the bedroom wall.
19:55Right?
19:56Oh, holy shit. Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
19:58Richard, you need to get upstairs right now.
19:59Copy that.
20:04I shall bring all my force to bear.
20:08You again.
20:11It's me, Richard.
20:12Yeah, from the fucking lab. What the fuck?
20:14Long, long story, and I happily...
20:16Oh, ew.
20:17Did you and my mom, like, bang tiny?
20:20Huh? No.
20:21I pride myself on being a jock.
20:22Is that Lulu?
20:23Lulu?
20:24Did she say bang?
20:25Yeah.
20:26Who are you talking to?
20:27That's the smash and grab team.
20:29Your parents, Martin and Janet.
20:31What?
20:31Lulu, why are you home?
20:32Sorry, I missed that.
20:34Richard, you assured me that this connection would be strong.
20:36It is.
20:37It is.
20:37It is.
20:40We'll talk later.
20:43Lulu, I need you to be my legs, arms, and eyes.
20:46Whatever.
20:47Okay, this is so fucked, tiny Richard.
20:49Yeah, it is.
20:56Is this a moat?
20:58Oh, my God.
20:59My parents went completely insane.
21:01They were trying to kill each other.
21:02What?
21:03Richard.
21:03Oh, my God.
21:04It's gonna be fine.
21:05I think it is gonna be fine.
21:07It's fine.
21:07And, Richard, don't be so theatric.
21:09Fine.
21:09So, Lulu, what I need you to do, I need you to text me a photo of the equation on
21:13the wall
21:14across from the foot of the island bed.
21:17You mean, like, get in the water?
21:19There's power strips and lights hanging above it.
21:21It's safe.
21:22And it's very important because I need to make mom big again.
21:24Save the water.
21:25Tall order.
21:26Nice pot.
21:27She should be wearing waders.
21:29No, no, no.
21:29Just be careful.
21:30And, and, uh, be quick.
21:31Just be very quick.
21:32Really?
21:33Are you sure, Les?
21:35She'll be fine.
21:37Daughter found electrocuted in parents' bedroom moat.
21:41Not funny.
21:55Are you worried about the last line?
21:57Huh?
21:58No, no.
21:59No, of course not.
22:00You sit up.
22:01We can hear you.
22:02Can't you help him, Tiny Richard Physicist?
22:05Sadly, I was absent that day.
22:06Uh, no.
22:08I'm not worried at all.
22:10Because I remember it.
22:12And, uh, yeah.
22:14You did great, Malou.
22:15Just get out of the water now.
22:23You're brilliant.
22:25Your mind is strong.
22:28You got this.
22:31It's in your brain.
22:33So just let it
22:35fall into your hands.
22:39Your miniature wife will not
22:41explode
22:42and die.
22:43Explode and die?
22:44Ah, no.
22:45I'm not.
22:45It's not.
22:46I'm kidding.
22:47I'm kidding.
22:48I'm kidding.
22:48Ah, smash and grab him.
22:50Vivian's on the move.
22:53Take her wrapping out.
22:55Ah!
22:56Ah!
22:56Ah!
23:00Oh, shit.
23:02Les!
23:03Oh.
23:04Les.
23:05Of course.
23:07He's in the building.
23:09Sneaky, sneaky,
23:11not so sneaky.
23:13He mentioned
23:14you were having
23:15marital issues.
23:16Fuck off!
23:17It's nice to meet you, too,
23:18Mrs. Little John.
23:20I look forward
23:21to adding you
23:22to my
23:23collection.
23:24Yeah, nice to meet you, too,
23:26scary, giant bitch.
23:28Name-calling
23:29is impolite.
23:32Tiny,
23:32toxic,
23:33tart.
23:39Oh,
23:41T-minus,
23:41maybe
23:41ten minutes
23:42before the alarms
23:43go off.
23:44Okay, Martin,
23:45wheelman,
23:45Europe,
23:47prepare for the
23:47great escape.
23:48I think the getaway
23:49would be a better effort.
23:50Richard,
23:51operations,
23:51shut it!
23:58I choked again.
24:00Empty battery.
24:02Fuck!
24:03Whoa!
24:04I'm the new wheelman!
24:05Tiny Richard!
24:07Do you have a driver's license?
24:08Almost!
24:22Attention!
24:23Thermal energy tank
24:25breach!
24:25Evacuate building
24:27immediately!
24:28Repeat
24:29immediately!
24:35Attention!
24:37Evacuate building
24:38immediately!
24:41Oh, I don't think
24:42I can test these
24:43on her first.
24:44We can hear you!
24:45We can still hear you!
24:46Oh, I'm kidding!
24:48I'm just kidding,
24:48of course I can!
24:50Lindy?
24:51Lindy?
24:52Lindy?
24:52Lindy, come in, Lindy.
24:54Anyone got eyes or ears
24:55on Lindy?
24:56Mom?
24:56Hello?
24:57Mrs. Littlejohn?
24:58Hello?
24:59Okay, I'm heading out.
25:02Attention!
25:03Evacuate building
25:04immediately!
25:05Immediately!
25:12Lindy!
25:14Oh!
25:16Oh!
25:19Oh!
25:21Oh!
25:21Oh!
25:22Oh!
25:22Oh!
25:23Oh!
25:23Oh!
25:23Oh!
25:23Oh!
25:24Oh!
25:24Oh!
25:25Oh!
25:26Oh!
25:26That's company property.
25:31Oh!
25:33Oh!
25:34Oh!
25:35Oh!
25:35Oh!
25:36Your ego is untenable.
25:47Down goes giant, toxic turret.
25:59Let me guess.
26:02Only a person my size can, uh...
26:05Unfortunately, it's...
26:06Tick-tock.
26:08Right.
26:11I believe in you.
26:14Wait, what?
26:15Les, I...
26:19Here I am alone.
26:22Again.
26:25Well...
26:28You gotta do it.
26:29I mean, you must. You must.
26:30You gotta get down there.
26:30You gotta get the fucking vials.
26:31And he...
26:32He dropped.
26:33And now I have to...
26:35I'm the only person in the world this size...
26:37Who can.
26:40So...
26:40Not anymore.
26:40Yeah.
26:51You're tiny!
26:54A grand gesture.
26:57Colin, holy fuck.
26:59New year, new fucking us.
27:03Let's do it together.
27:08Let's do it together.
27:10Hi.
27:10Me too.
27:12Attention.
27:13Thermal energy tech breach.
27:15Evacuate buildings immediately.
27:17Repeat.
27:18Immediately.
27:20Um...
27:26Are we crazy?
27:27Fuck it.
27:32Fuck it.
27:35Fuck it.
27:36Fuck it.
27:36Whoa, shit!
27:37Whoa, shit!
27:46Critical.
27:48Critical.
27:48Evacuate.
27:49Immediately.
27:51Critical.
27:52Critical.
27:53Evacuate.
27:54Immediately.
27:56Critical.
27:57Critical.
27:59Evacuate.
27:59Immediately.
28:00No, no.
28:00Vivian?
28:01Vivian?
28:02Where are they?
28:25Mm!
28:26I have a ribbon.
28:29Come on in for me.
28:30Dad?
28:41And my忍!
28:50Mom!?
28:51Euaaah!
28:51You are tiny too?
28:53I'll do Battlefield 21.
28:54Saya是 columnist 2.
28:54Elly!
28:55What? Are you going to, like, tiny ground me?
29:00Fuck it. Drive.
29:00Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
29:04Jesus! River's less!
29:06Dr. Little John!
29:07I did it myself.
29:15So this is our last tiny moment as tiny people.
29:20What a ride.
29:21What a ride.
29:22Ride's not quite over yet.
29:23One last step.
29:25One last step. For me.
29:28So there's an infinitesimally small chance that I did not mix the formula correctly.
29:36What?
29:37Yeah, I never mixed it myself.
29:39Yes!
29:40Yeah, I'm very confident.
29:41What are you saying? Are you saying that if you're wrong, that we...
29:45No, no, no, not we. Me. Me. I'm going to test the formula myself first.
29:51No! No, I don't want you to...
29:53No, I won't. I won't. We won't. You won't. It's...
29:57Lindy, you're the love of my life.
30:00Are you saying goodbye? Is this a goodbye? Because you think that we're going to... that you're going to...
30:05The truth is... I don't know. I don't know if it'll work. I believe it will. But I don't know.
30:12And, uh... I owe you the truth. It's not... it's not goodbye. It's just in case.
30:22You explode.
30:24Dad's exploding?!
30:26No!
30:27No!
30:27No, no, no, honey, no!
30:29But you just said...
30:30Infinitesimally small, I said.
30:32Just in case, you said...
30:35Look, can't you guys just both stay small forever? I can take care of you.
30:41Oh, honey. I mean, we love you for saying that, but that's... that's... that's very unrealistic.
30:48We're worried about unrealistic now? Dad!
30:52Your mom is right, okay? We're not pets, we're parents. And we're focusing on the one in a million negative
30:58results.
30:58Your father's right! And like he always says, we have to trust the math.
31:03And his memory.
31:04Which is good! Pretty good?
31:07Pretty good?
31:13I'm going to need some serious fucking therapy if this doesn't work.
31:17So when I get to full size, um, start the three-minute countdown and wait outside.
31:22And if I get to three- oh, when I get to three minutes, I will have reached limitless stabilization.
31:29And then we can all go to Mandy's and enjoy milkshakes together.
31:34Okay?
31:36Okay?
31:37Sure.
31:40Okay.
31:41Two drops. Like you learned in your science classes.
31:45Right. My science classes.
31:49Tiny Dad?
31:51I dropped out of school. I'm going to community college.
31:54Wait, what?
32:06Sorry, the timer!
32:08You dropped out of school?
32:10Uh...
32:11We can talk about it at Mandy's.
32:13Did you know about this?
32:13We'll talk about it in three minutes!
32:16Lindy!
32:16I-
32:17Hey! Tell me in three minutes!
32:24You told your dad!
32:26That was a tactical info dump!
32:28I see what you did there.
32:30Yeah, um, he needed a distraction.
32:33That was kind of you.
32:35Like your TikTok?
32:38Yeah?
32:40Yeah.
32:47How you doing in there?
32:49Yeah?
32:51Yeah.
32:52Yeah, doing good.
32:53All good.
32:55Love you both.
33:07Go get a pen!
33:08Go get a pen!
33:21No, no, no!
33:23No!
33:35Okay.
33:35No, it's so beautiful.
33:35Yeah.
33:35Come on.
33:35Do you know what I'm doing?
33:36I don't know if you let me go, yeah.
33:38Have you ever had any questions?
33:39Did you want to get any questions?
33:39Hi.
33:41Hi.
33:57That's three minutes, Dad!
34:05Dad?
34:07Dad?
34:08Dad?
34:23Limitless stabilization?
34:42Hi.
34:44Hi.
34:47Hi.
34:55Nice use of the safe word.
34:56Wow.
34:58If there was ever a time.
35:06Hi.
35:07Hi.
35:07Okay.
35:09Everyone's still waiting in my room.
35:10So are we going to restore Tiny Richard or is he less annoying Tiny?
35:15He's kind of annoying big or small.
35:16But he is a good scientist.
35:18A good scientist.
35:19Yes, we know.
35:20Speaking of, hello.
35:22Hello?
35:23Yeah.
35:23Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy.
35:28I know that you don't totally mean that.
35:30But thank you, restored Dad.
35:33Help!
35:36I don't want to know.
35:38I'll let him out after.
35:40Okay.
35:48How do we...
35:49End up here.
35:50Look at our house.
35:54I want our marriage to work.
35:58Our new, revised version of marriage.
36:05I do too.
36:07No.
36:08My ego has been revised.
36:11You will never be last again.
36:13And my accountability has been revised.
36:15I will never blame you.
36:18Again.
36:19Only me.
36:20And grand gestures?
36:21Oh, you have out-grand-gestured yourself.
36:23I think we both have.
36:28Let's do this thing.
36:30Let's do this thing.
36:33And my engagement ring?
36:35I'll dredge the moat.
36:44I, um...
36:45I had...
36:49I have this idea.
36:51It's kind of a big idea.
36:53A tiny, big idea.
36:56I feel like I have to write it on my own.
36:59And I'm thinking that the...
37:02working title...
37:04might be...
37:08The Miniature Wife.
37:17Oh.
37:22Yeah.
37:24I love it.
37:26Yeah.
37:27Yeah.
37:29And I love you.
37:30And I love you.
37:36I love you.
37:42I don't care if Monday's blue.
37:46Tuesday's grey, and Wednesday too.
37:49Thursday, I don't care about you.
37:52It's Friday, I'm not.
37:56Monday, you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart
38:02Or Thursday, doesn't even stop It's Friday, I'm in love
38:27FREEDOM!
38:32Help! Help! I need help!
38:34What the fuck are you?
38:37What the fuck are you?
38:41I'm a journalist, from Scientific American, and I have the most incredible story to tell
38:47Do you want to call this?
38:51Oh my
38:54No, no, no, no, no, no
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