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00:00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:00:31Sì
00:01:00All right.
00:01:00Good luck, Scarcher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmund's Academy I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school!
00:01:25Forget your training wheels!
00:01:28At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop the bar!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my night's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my God, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl. What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:47Welcome!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke some interviews.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy!
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make her life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hailey.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:50Uh, there you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23Or...
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Hell no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:08I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:16What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you...
00:08:19And you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45But...
00:10:07You better have to do it.
00:10:09You better have to go.
00:10:09You better have to go.
00:10:10Oh, my God.
00:10:11You better have to go.
00:10:11Let's go.
00:10:12Oh, my God.
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Migga da parte d'acquavare.
00:10:45Can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54All the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58Not in my type, but...
00:11:00You know, it's our theory.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:12Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh, shit.
00:12:32Oh, shit.
00:12:33Oh, shit.
00:12:33Dio, il mio avviso è stato preso a la big screta!
00:12:36Sì!
00:12:51Come on!
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped!
00:12:57Stop! Delete it, please! Delete it!
00:12:59Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:03Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool. Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30No, no, no, no!
00:13:32No! No, no, no, no.entin,
00:13:33stop! Strip!
00:13:34Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:38Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:42Strip! Strip!
00:13:51My school enemy
00:13:52is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:08Hey, you ok?
00:14:12Give that to me!
00:14:20Now, give the phone back, Jen!
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:21Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do, do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:16:03Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43Where?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard!
00:18:38Eww.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard!
00:18:43Eww.
00:18:45Guacamole wizard!
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47The bedek.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat, and maybe he's sitting on a And maybe he's sitting on a summery video.
00:18:55I don't want to talk in more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, non ci siamo qui per dare il problema.
00:19:03Abbiamo solo che non aveva la cena,
00:19:05e quindi pensi che ci sia un santo.
00:19:08E' il.
00:19:22Calle me!
00:19:24So you thought you could just humiliate me
00:19:25in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter,
00:19:30so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard,
00:19:33where are you?
00:19:35Oh and by the way,
00:19:36Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all,
00:19:39he's rich, like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06I think you're gonna record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face,
00:20:24and do what I say.
00:20:28I...
00:20:28I...
00:20:29will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:55Grazie a tutti
00:21:14Grazie a tutti
00:21:54Grazie a tutti
00:22:10Grazie a tutti
00:22:14Grazie a tutti
00:22:15Grazie a tutti
00:22:26Grazie a tutti
00:22:44Grazie a tutti
00:23:06Grazie a tutti
00:24:08Grazie a tutti
00:24:38Wow, yeah we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:03Oh, you?
00:25:05Oh, me?
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay
00:25:27We could do no each other more
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:35Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business
00:25:38But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I'm going to go well
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:03Or shall I say victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:14You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28No, okay
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34Or maybe try something new
00:26:36Mm-mm
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:38Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:57And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:31Hey, mate, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know how much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you
00:27:53Oh, shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:10I think so
00:28:10Great
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:29Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Er, he heard something about Cole
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06She was in a real car accident
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't take this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh, shit
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem
00:30:14We don't have a problem
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:21To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you
00:30:40That I have an internship opportunity
00:30:42For you with my dad
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah
00:30:44Just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:50All right
00:30:51You have the rest of the period
00:30:52To work on your lab reports
00:30:53If you have any questions
00:30:55I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard
00:30:59Would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake
00:31:02Then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:04You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:07About the report
00:31:08Or about him
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a store
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer
00:31:16No
00:31:16You don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my god
00:31:29Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:59Too cheesy
00:32:01No
00:32:02It's cute
00:32:04The accident
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks
00:32:06He is guacamole wizard
00:32:08So um
00:32:10What do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey
00:32:20Hey can we not?
00:32:24Hey can we not?
00:32:26Dude
00:32:26Seriously
00:32:27What is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner
00:32:30Have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here
00:32:31To strike me with bad puns
00:32:33Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit man
00:32:37Oh
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait I can't
00:33:00Cool
00:33:01Put me down
00:33:01Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:24We're not that different
00:33:25And if you'd realize
00:33:27And give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:30Like say if you asked me
00:33:32To prom
00:33:33I might say yes
00:33:36Jen
00:33:37You want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40Jen
00:33:41You want to go to prom
00:33:42With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:44And we're both rich
00:33:45And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like forever
00:33:48So
00:33:50How romantic
00:33:50I think I'll pass
00:33:53You're gonna regret this Cole Edmonds
00:33:58Here they come
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone loading
00:34:06What should we wear
00:34:08To prom
00:34:08And the dean's list
00:34:10Wow
00:34:12Yeah
00:34:19I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school
00:34:21Okay
00:34:21Okay yeah
00:34:21I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:23He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering
00:34:26From the accident
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:38I'll see you later
00:34:46I'll see you later
00:34:55I'll see you later
00:34:59Here we are
00:35:16I don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean he only knows
00:35:19You like mozzarella sticks
00:35:20Because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do
00:35:23How do you know
00:35:24I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something
00:35:26I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because
00:35:28I pay attention
00:35:30To what you like
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch
00:35:33The first day
00:35:35You were watching me
00:35:38Just don't go
00:35:39I'm gonna check
00:35:54Move
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley
00:35:57Again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them
00:35:59Away from each other Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want
00:36:02That internship
00:36:02That my dad got you
00:36:03Obviously I do
00:36:04Okay
00:36:05Then break them up
00:36:06Idiot
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:16Haley look
00:36:19Someone would take you to prom
00:36:20Alright I promise
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really like who?
00:36:23I mean the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:32Oh hey Jake
00:36:34Hey Hal
00:36:35I just wanted to thank you again
00:36:37For the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah it was
00:36:44So sexy
00:36:46You're so sexy
00:36:47Jake what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break
00:36:53Break it to you asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger
00:37:01In the pet room
00:37:04Oh shit look
00:37:05Oh shit
00:37:18Oh my god
00:37:22Stop guys stop it
00:37:24Stop
00:37:25Stop
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit
00:37:31It's principal Stevens
00:37:32I've got to save Cole
00:37:34I mean Jake
00:37:34I've got to save Jake
00:37:41Oh my god
00:37:42Principal Stevens
00:37:43I'm so sorry
00:37:45Haley Rock
00:37:46That's detention
00:37:48After school
00:37:49Don't be late
00:38:06Cole
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do
00:38:12If you saved my house today
00:38:15The locker thing
00:38:16That was an accident
00:38:18Oh sure
00:38:20So uh
00:38:21You and
00:38:22You and Jake huh?
00:38:25No
00:38:26He lied about that
00:38:27I don't know why though
00:38:29Good
00:38:31You know
00:38:32Father that asshole
00:38:33Every time he looks at you
00:38:34Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you
00:38:38Kissing you
00:38:40I could kill him
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:48Okay fine
00:38:49I won't
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:57Okay everyone
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:07Oh my god
00:39:09I am so fed up with this
00:39:28Sorry
00:39:29I tripped
00:39:31No
00:39:31No no no no no no no
00:39:32Jen
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her
00:39:35Doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead
00:39:41They're both dead
00:39:42Oh
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh
00:39:49What are you
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:56Jen
00:39:57What's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman is burning
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds
00:40:15Oh please
00:40:15It's baking soda and water
00:40:16You're fine
00:40:17Detention
00:40:18Today after school
00:40:20Shit
00:40:32Jake hey
00:40:34Jake hey
00:40:34Oh uh sorry
00:40:35Gotta get to student council
00:40:40Hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:45Yeah
00:40:46You don't know about the
00:40:49Come on
00:41:03Hey
00:41:04Um
00:41:05Ella
00:41:05It's Emma
00:41:08Yeah
00:41:08That's what I said
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20It's gonna be okay
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:24And it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26No
00:41:26It's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:28It means
00:41:29It means I can't
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online
00:41:38He's really important to me
00:41:42And I'm sure
00:41:44You're really important to him
00:41:55You know Cole
00:41:56If you look past
00:41:57All that hair gel
00:41:59And
00:42:00Big ol' ego
00:42:01And
00:42:01Rich kid for bravo
00:42:03Okay
00:42:03Okay
00:42:03I get it
00:42:07You're kinda sweet
00:42:13Hey
00:42:13Look at that
00:42:15Oh my god
00:42:16Thank you
00:42:19Oh my god
00:42:20You're a miracle worker
00:42:27What is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:31Shut up Ella
00:42:33It's Emma
00:42:34Whatever
00:42:41Oh my god
00:42:49Morning
00:42:50Valley whore
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard
00:43:16When can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard
00:43:20I want you so badly
00:43:21I dream about you touching me
00:43:23Oh my god
00:43:24Someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26Touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:29Yeah
00:43:30Hey valley whore
00:43:31Show them what you really like
00:43:51Here you go
00:43:52Here this is for you
00:43:58Oh do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh no it wasn't me
00:44:04It was that kid Ella
00:44:05But I definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game?
00:44:10Hayley
00:44:11What are you catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14Hey everyone
00:44:15I think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19Because who in their right mind
00:44:20Would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:34Stop it stop stop
00:44:34Stop it stop stop
00:44:51I thought I'd take the janitor some time
00:44:57Jane
00:44:57Hey
00:45:00Now's the time
00:45:01Tell them
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go
00:45:13Oh my god
00:45:14Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh sweetie
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh I don't know Nicole
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake
00:45:28Is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:38No
00:45:42Yeah nothing personal
00:45:49All right
00:45:50All right
00:45:51All right
00:45:51Enough
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him
00:45:57Okay
00:45:58Well you both have detention
00:45:59So
00:46:04Let me get this straight
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower
00:46:08And defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property dad
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:13Jesus Christ
00:46:14How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care
00:46:23And
00:46:24I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom
00:46:28What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother
00:46:35Right now
00:46:35No, no
00:46:35Please don't
00:46:36Please
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:39Max's dad called
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42You're gonna go
00:46:44And you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:46End of discussion
00:46:53Come on, you big coward
00:46:54Message him
00:46:56Just do it, just do it
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08I could never think that
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:41Okay
00:47:42You got this, Haley
00:47:44Just take a deep breath
00:47:45You got this
00:47:47You got this
00:47:51You look beautiful
00:47:55Thank you, Mom
00:48:14Hey, Haley
00:48:15I'm glad you came
00:48:16You look so pretty
00:48:18Hi
00:48:18Hey, Max
00:48:19Your house is gorgeous
00:48:21I mean
00:48:22Nah, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:23You know they're upstairs
00:48:24Watching The Last of Us right now
00:48:26They don't care about shit
00:48:27Get drunk, girl
00:48:28Woo
00:48:31Get up
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49Hey, everyone
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley whore
00:48:51Valley whore
00:48:56Jen
00:48:56Why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me
00:48:59Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06Those are concerning
00:49:07Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess
00:49:13Pervy princess
00:49:16Pervy princess
00:49:18Pervy princess
00:49:19Pervy princess
00:49:20Pervy princess
00:49:21Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:24Leave me alone
00:49:26Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:42Oh?
00:50:21è tu...
00:50:22il?
00:50:23would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27ok, Cole è not him
00:50:29anyways, we are going to the prom together
00:50:31no, I'm not
00:50:32yes, you are
00:50:33it's ok, you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:37so you too
00:50:38this whole time
00:50:43oh my god
00:50:44I am such an idiot
00:50:46hey wait
00:50:51hey wait
00:50:53please at least take my jacket
00:50:54you know, if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:56you didn't have to go to the extra effort
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:01then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you, obviously
00:51:04the wet clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:10and what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:12what are you?
00:51:21who is that?
00:51:23no, just the devil
00:51:26get in the car
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole
00:51:32get in the car
00:51:33can you just act normal for once
00:51:35and please introduce yourself to
00:51:36Haley
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was
00:51:39hi, Mr. Evans
00:51:41so
00:51:42you're the scholarship trash
00:51:44that's hell bent on ruining Cole's life
00:51:46well, I've got news for you, young lady
00:51:48my son
00:51:50is going to marry a good girl
00:51:51from a respectable family
00:51:53and that's not you
00:51:55you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter
00:51:58and your mom works for me
00:52:00stay away from him
00:52:02or I swear to God
00:52:04your mother is fire
00:52:06Dad, stop!
00:52:08don't you touch my family
00:52:10I'll stay away
00:52:12Haley, come on, you don't mean that
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for
00:52:19I hate your greed
00:52:20and your callousness
00:52:21and your elitist ideas
00:52:23of what you think
00:52:23a good person looks like
00:52:25I hate everything about you
00:52:27I hate all of it
00:52:28I don't want any part of it
00:52:30so Cole
00:52:32go with your dad
00:52:35Haley
00:52:39fuck this
00:52:40fuck this
00:52:44no laptop
00:52:45and no phone
00:52:46for a week
00:52:47ever since mom died
00:52:48you've turned into this
00:52:49co-patriarch
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love
00:52:51why do you have to make me
00:52:52so miserable
00:52:53I promised your mother
00:52:54I would make you a success
00:52:56son
00:52:56even if it meant
00:52:58saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi Haley
00:53:07I'm Emma
00:53:09I know who you are
00:53:10right
00:53:11I just felt
00:53:12kind of bad
00:53:13that I accidentally
00:53:14helped Jen ruin your life
00:53:15so I wanted to return
00:53:17your laptop to you
00:53:18goodness new
00:53:23oh wow
00:53:25thanks Emma
00:53:27okay bye
00:53:32one down
00:53:33one to go
00:53:35you're so cool
00:53:36I know Emma
00:53:37wanna go to prom?
00:53:39why not
00:53:41let's get these
00:53:42lovers together
00:53:48hi Mr. Edmunds
00:53:50hi Max
00:53:50and Max's friend
00:53:52sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:54Cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is
00:53:57but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:59what can I say Max
00:54:01actions have consequences
00:54:03birthday or no
00:54:05Cole is grounded
00:54:06well that really sucks
00:54:08because
00:54:09he's also the president
00:54:11of the prom committee
00:54:12we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:15Cole
00:54:15my son Cole
00:54:18reviewing budgets
00:54:19he's never reviewed a budget
00:54:20a day in his life
00:54:21well Mr. Edmunds
00:54:22today could be that day
00:54:23and we just have to give him back
00:54:24this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:43Max
00:54:44what
00:54:45what are you guys doing here
00:54:46happy birthday Cole
00:54:48I brought you my laptop
00:54:49and logged into your
00:54:50castle claimers account
00:54:51just get it back to me
00:54:51by tomorrow
00:54:52what
00:54:53what's going on
00:54:54dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:56you can tell Hayley
00:54:57who you are now
00:54:58you can be together
00:54:59just log into this stupid game
00:55:01and tell the girl who you love
00:55:02who you really are
00:55:04no
00:55:05I'll tell her myself
00:55:07stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome to the wizard
00:55:18mom I'm fine
00:55:19I just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door
00:55:31wait what
00:55:33he's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:47anyway I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:52and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:54to tell you who I was
00:55:55I got my inheritance
00:55:57and I can protect you and your family
00:55:58so you don't have to choose
00:56:13I understand that this changes things
00:56:16if you don't love me the way
00:56:19you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:22I need you to know I love you
00:56:34I love you
00:56:36Nicole I love you
00:56:38you do?
00:56:40yes you idiot
00:56:41I've loved you for months
00:56:43I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:47because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:50but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:54I mean I
00:56:56I always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped
00:57:01yes
00:57:02I hoped it was you
00:57:03you were always there for me
00:57:09you're really fucking hot
00:57:15hey uh
00:57:16one of those things I said we could do
00:57:20here I go
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26you getting there don't worry
00:57:49okay so
00:57:51what do you think
00:57:5210 out of 10
00:57:54yeah
00:57:54yeah
00:57:54what do again
00:57:56I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02alright
00:58:02alright that's fair
00:58:03I'll uh
00:58:05I'll take that as a win
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:12am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:15oh god no
00:58:16I fully expect you to
00:58:18continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no I'll just
00:58:21I'll just lust behind it
00:58:24there's always been lust behind it
00:58:25I'll just take a minute
00:58:26no more
00:58:28stop it
00:58:30um
00:58:31I think
00:58:33isn't promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:37I don't know
00:58:39but
00:58:40the real question is
00:58:41do you get a date?
00:58:44Cole are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46oh I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48but
00:58:48Jay kind of beat me to the gym
00:58:50oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52and I don't want to hear it
00:58:53yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:55but I don't even have a dress
00:58:58later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:13only the best for my princess
00:59:15where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have
00:59:19gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance
00:59:21that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:35I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole
00:59:38are you here?
00:59:44Cole
00:59:44you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you Cole
00:59:47you are in big trouble
01:00:05hey uh
01:00:07you almost done in there?
01:00:08you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay I'm ready
01:00:26what do you think?
01:00:31my god Haley
01:00:31you are the most beautiful woman
01:00:33I have ever seen
01:00:36uh uh uh
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:39to do this lipstick
01:00:40you're not messing it up
01:00:41for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:44we're in
01:00:45deal
01:00:49thank you all
01:00:50for using the prom voting site
01:00:52to cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:57and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:04thank you
01:01:06thank you guys so much
01:01:10seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:12I mean like
01:01:13who else would win
01:01:14right
01:01:15oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22oh my god
01:01:23that's Haley and Cole
01:01:25it was fun
01:01:27it's great
01:01:27you got
01:01:32there uh
01:01:33most time that's up
01:01:35no
01:01:35but
01:01:36who cares
01:01:39hell yeah
01:01:43literally what the fuck
01:01:45damn
01:01:45language
01:01:47I am the queen okay
01:01:48she's just a little
01:01:49pervy princess
01:01:50come on
01:01:51everyone say it with me
01:01:52pervy princess
01:01:54pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:02:00wait
01:02:02wait wait wait
01:02:03what are those
01:02:04those are texts
01:02:05between me and my dad
01:02:05make Cole Edmonds
01:02:08fall in love with you
01:02:09his dad's month
01:02:10is essential
01:02:11to funding my campaign
01:02:12don't worry daddy
01:02:14if I can't have
01:02:16no one can
01:02:17I'm gonna destroy
01:02:19Haley Roth's life
01:02:20is this real
01:02:21Jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:26who did this
01:02:30what
01:02:30you exploited me
01:02:31for a hacking job
01:02:32and didn't think
01:02:33I was gonna hack
01:02:33your phone
01:02:34you little
01:02:34shit
01:02:36you know Jen
01:02:37as the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain
01:02:40impartial
01:02:41and above
01:02:42all of this
01:02:43petty drama
01:02:44but
01:02:45quite frankly
01:02:47you are the worst
01:02:49and I think
01:02:50it's time
01:02:51that you are expelled
01:02:52from Edmonds Academy
01:02:53you can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:56so
01:02:57yes I can
01:03:06there was no
01:03:08wintering shit
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:16Hayley
01:03:17catch
01:03:23my princess
01:03:24finally has a crown
01:03:26now all I need
01:03:27is my handsome prince
01:03:28oh
01:03:29yeah no can do
01:03:31all I have to offer
01:03:33is a bowie knight
01:03:34with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35and a awesome
01:03:36sense of humor
01:03:38how can I refuse
01:03:45oh no
01:03:46that's my dad
01:03:49we are going home
01:03:50right now
01:03:52you disobeyed me
01:03:53for the last time
01:03:54boy
01:03:54yeah I'm not a boy
01:03:55dad
01:03:57you talk all the time
01:03:58about wanting a man
01:04:00that's worthy
01:04:00of the family last name
01:04:01yet
01:04:02you can't see
01:04:03I've already
01:04:03become that man
01:04:05and it's because of Hayley
01:04:07and you can accept that
01:04:08I'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me
01:04:10I can
01:04:12I'll say this
01:04:14it's the most backbone
01:04:15I've ever seen in you
01:04:16Cole
01:04:19joy pride
01:04:27I am so proud of you
01:04:30I can't have done
01:04:31without you being
01:04:32by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:35it's not like we haven't
01:04:36slayed a dragon before
01:04:38though
01:04:38so
01:04:40I love you
01:04:40I love you
01:04:42guacamole wizard
01:04:43oh my god
01:04:44I gotta change that
01:04:45username
01:04:45yeah you do
01:04:46oh hey
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