00:02Hey.
00:03Hey.
00:04Oh, mi friend Sara had a great time last night.
00:07Yeah, so are you going to call this one back?
00:10No.
00:12But what are you talking about? Sara's great.
00:15Oh, really? You want to know what your great friend did?
00:19We were out to dinner, okay?
00:20We were getting along, having a really nice time.
00:23I was thinking she was really cool.
00:25And then, out of nowhere...
00:51That's it?
00:53That's why you won't go out with her again?
00:55So she took some fries. Big deal.
00:56Hey, hey, look. It's not about a few fries.
00:59It's about what the fries represent.
01:01What?
01:02All food!
01:04Well, I'm sorry.
01:06I can't believe I set you up with such a monster.
01:09Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
01:11I take a girl out. She can order whatever she wants.
01:13The more, the better, all right?
01:15Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food.
01:20That's a good way to lose some fingers.
01:24Oh, thank God you're here. Listen to this.
01:26So, Joey and my friend are out last night.
01:29They're having dinner.
01:29And she reaches over and takes a few of his fries.
01:32Oh, no.
01:34What?
01:37You know about the plate thing?
01:39Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Joey doesn't share food.
01:42I mean, just last week we were having breakfast
01:45and he had a couple of grapes on his plate.
01:47You wouldn't let her have a grape?
01:49Oh, no, not me. Emma.
01:54Joey doesn't share food!
02:00Garden salad for the lady.
02:03Oh, that looks great. Good ordering.
02:06Seafood platter for the gentleman and extra fries.
02:10Enjoy.
02:13Mmm. Those fries look delicious.
02:15Oh, I didn't know you like french fries.
02:18Help yourself. What's mine is yours.
02:25Mmm. Wow. Are those stuffed clams?
02:32Uh, yes, they are my stuffed clams.
02:37How about those fries, though, huh?
02:40They are delicious.
02:47You are beautiful, you know that?
02:51That is so sweet.
02:55Oh, good.
03:00Mmm.
03:02Mmm.
03:06Oh!
03:09Now look what you did!
03:11What?
03:12What is the matter with you?
03:13I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?
03:17But you just said what's mine is yours.
03:19Well, I didn't mean it!
03:22Fine.
03:24Sorry. I didn't think it was that big a deal.
03:29I'm sorry. I'm overreacting. Okay? It's just, when it comes to food, I have certain rules. Okay? I mean, there
03:39are things you do and, you know, things that you don't do.
03:44Okay.
03:48I really am sorry about, you know, before. And I just want to make sure you know that I really
03:52do like you.
03:54Sure. Just not as much as clams.
03:57Well, stuffed clams. I mean...
04:00Chocolate torte for the lady. Cheesecake for the gentleman.
04:04Uh, excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
04:10Oh, yes. That's a raspberry coulis.
04:13So stupid ordering cheesecake. Trying to be healthy.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:20Alright, I'll just have what she's having instead.
04:22Oh, I'm sorry, sir. That was our last piece.
04:30Oh, no.
04:32This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?
04:34Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.
04:39What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.
04:43Sure I do.
04:44Cooley?
04:47No.
04:48If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert.
04:51This is a two-way street.
04:52Oh.
04:55Really?
04:57Really.
04:59Now, this all better be here when I come back.
05:02Yeah, of course. I can control myself.
05:05Right.
05:06Good.
05:17Stop staring at me.
05:30What?
05:31Just a tiny little.
05:36Uh-oh.
05:48I'm not even sorry.
05:54Hey, so how was your date?
05:55Ugh.
05:56Not so good.
06:00Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight.
06:03Hell, buddy.
06:04Yeah.
06:05And you know what?
06:06We could do a lot worse.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:12Joey doesn't share food!
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