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00:00:05I must have you
00:00:11Calvin Princess
00:00:12And I you, Werewolf King
00:00:16Shi'ara heard tales that the Werewolf King was the greatest lover in all the realm
00:00:21Now she would know the truth
00:00:24She straddled him
00:00:28No, he takes charge
00:00:30It's hotter
00:00:36Um
00:00:41The Werewolf King
00:00:45The Werewolf King
00:00:48Think, Lisa, that's the climax of the book
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF
00:00:59How does M.K. get inspiration?
00:01:09The Werewolf King swept his princess into the bed
00:01:28He tore her dress
00:01:29And kissed down her body
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower
00:01:40And lower
00:01:41And
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt, hi!
00:01:48So, how's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah, fine, everything's okay, my books are still selling, right?
00:01:57Hotter than La Boo Boo's
00:01:58Listen, I have a special assignment for you
00:02:00You've heard of M.K. Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him
00:02:03I mean, his writing
00:02:06Fabulous
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in L.A.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:12Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max
00:02:27Stop blinking like that
00:02:34Whoa, forget writing
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers
00:02:39Very funny, Tony
00:02:41Well
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter
00:02:49Well, why don't you just chat GBT
00:02:52Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing
00:03:00No
00:03:01I should be writing
00:03:02Hey
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years
00:03:07Look, do you want to keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You want to keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business
00:03:21Ah, there he is
00:03:23That's the spirit
00:03:24Good
00:03:26Oh, do me a favor
00:03:27Take a shower before we go
00:03:29You smell like defeat
00:03:43I am so sorry, Emily
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson
00:03:46Miss Longclimps tell us some time before 3 p.m.
00:03:48Hurry
00:03:49Amazing, thank you
00:03:51We gotta send
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey, we're walking here, twerp
00:04:02Get out of the way
00:04:02Hey
00:04:03Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa, I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth
00:04:21The biggest name in fiction
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel
00:04:28Here at EMU Publishing
00:04:30M.K. Roth is a new novel
00:04:32I've waited years for this
00:04:33He's my all-time favorite author
00:04:35Here's the thing
00:04:36I have a little crush on him
00:04:39M.K. Max
00:04:41I am crazy about him
00:04:44That face
00:04:45That hair
00:04:46The race of a generation
00:04:48Exactly
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want
00:04:53Anytime I want
00:04:54Just look at me
00:04:55But Max is different
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:03I was thinking
00:05:04Who better to play Cupid
00:05:06Than my best-selling romance author
00:05:09Heidi Brushfire
00:05:10You want me
00:05:12To be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you
00:05:16How much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it?
00:05:20Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa
00:05:24You must get dick like nobody's business
00:05:27How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay
00:05:35It's all just fiction
00:05:37Made up
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa
00:05:39I am crushing hard here
00:05:42I'll double your next advance
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no
00:05:55So that is a yes
00:05:56You'll stay with me
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself
00:06:08Showtime
00:06:23So we meet again
00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready
00:06:33I'll walk around
00:06:37Look, I know Giselle's the CEO
00:06:39But she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:42I wasn't looking
00:06:43It was her friend
00:06:46Don't even think about going for Max
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach
00:06:51Not to date my man
00:06:53Got it
00:06:54You better
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever
00:06:59What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything
00:07:03Open
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist
00:07:14I need your measurements
00:07:15I'm the dog walker
00:07:17And this is poo-poo
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:27Lisa, hurry up
00:07:35I can barely walk in these
00:07:43You'll learn
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet
00:07:50I'll do my best
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare
00:07:53I believe in you
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire
00:08:03I hate parties, you know this
00:08:05Oh, come on
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max
00:08:08Hey, listen
00:08:08I want you to meet this producer
00:08:10He wants to do a movie
00:08:11Based on your first novel
00:08:12Come on
00:08:12How many times do I have to tell you
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood
00:08:17I want my books to stay books
00:08:24On second thought
00:08:26Maybe there is someone here I want to talk to
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming
00:08:32Tell me what you say
00:08:34I thought this was your thing
00:08:35I need lines right fucking now
00:08:53I am so sorry
00:08:54I didn't mean to
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket
00:08:57Just ask me
00:08:58Come on
00:09:03Lisa, a word
00:09:06Stop acting like a fool
00:09:08And do your fucking job
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault
00:09:12Heidi
00:09:13I will be forgiven
00:09:14If you can get Max
00:09:16To ask me out
00:09:17Tell me what to do
00:09:22Well
00:09:24In Elvenless
00:09:25She horror
00:09:26The Elven princess
00:09:27Attracts men with her mystery
00:09:29She's quiet
00:09:30She speaks in riddles
00:09:31She has a
00:09:32Ethereal eroticism to her
00:09:34Like
00:09:35A sexy alien
00:09:37That'll work
00:09:38Be alluring
00:09:39I'll come to you
00:09:40If you fuck this up
00:09:42Not only are you going to lose your bonus
00:09:45I'm canceling your publishing contract
00:09:47What?
00:09:48Yeah
00:09:49You think I need you
00:09:50To push the Heidi Brushfire books
00:09:52I own the pen name
00:09:54And the rights
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa
00:10:07What a klutz
00:10:09Try not to spill this one
00:10:14I'm sorry
00:10:16That was a bad joke
00:10:17I feel like I'm falling on my face here too
00:10:20Even if I'm not literally doing it
00:10:23So
00:10:24Em
00:10:25Max
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:32A ghost writer
00:10:34Oh no
00:10:35When I told her to speak in riddles
00:10:38I didn't mean literally
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:46Well you have a mysterious sense of humor
00:10:49Giselle
00:10:50What the hell?
00:10:52It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers
00:11:00Always cold?
00:11:03Because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:12Thank you
00:11:13Thank you Giselle
00:11:13For the entertainment
00:11:15For the night
00:11:17I'm gonna head out of here
00:11:19But
00:11:19And please
00:11:22Respect the personal space
00:11:23Okay?
00:11:26Have a good night
00:11:29No sweet
00:11:30Giselle
00:11:30Just fucking stop
00:11:31Okay?
00:11:32You're warning everything
00:11:35I warned you
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana
00:11:39Right now
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot
00:11:51In front of Max tonight
00:11:52And it's all your fault
00:11:54Give me another chance
00:11:55Please
00:11:55As if
00:11:57You're not a date doctor
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author
00:12:02Not in my company
00:12:04No
00:12:04I'm begging you
00:12:05Miss Von Klimt
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom
00:12:08She needs me
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice Lisa
00:12:17Thank you
00:12:18Thank you
00:12:18Don't thank me
00:12:20Go get me
00:12:21My man
00:12:29Nice pool
00:12:30Tell me all about LA
00:12:33I should be home with you mom
00:12:34I can roll around on my own
00:12:36For a few days
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:38I actually can't talk about it
00:12:40Because I signed an NDA
00:12:41But
00:12:42The good news is
00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus
00:12:44If I don't screw things up
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:47Except your dating life
00:12:48Mom
00:12:49Speaking of
00:12:50I made you a Tinder profile
00:12:52You already have matches
00:12:53Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58Maybe too sexy
00:13:00Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while
00:13:05But that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny
00:13:08If people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:11Was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out
00:13:18I have to get to work
00:13:44Shh
00:13:45This is hopeless
00:13:46I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:48and I haven't learned anything that could help Ms. von Klimt.
00:13:51I'm screwed!
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:09Please don't recognize me. Please don't recognize me.
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one.
00:14:17A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author.
00:14:21Now I wish I was dead.
00:14:23Hey, why are you crying?
00:14:26Okay?
00:14:39I was just, um, reading a sad book.
00:14:48And what were you reading?
00:14:50Think, Lisa. You're a writer. You know about books.
00:14:54Wait, I know.
00:14:56Wuthering Heights.
00:14:58Not a lie. It does make me cry.
00:15:01Wuthering Heights?
00:15:01Well, that's one of my favorites.
00:15:04It makes me cry, too.
00:15:05It's so beautiful and tragic.
00:15:09You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to.
00:15:13Hey, let me help you.
00:15:15I got it, really.
00:15:25Is this yours?
00:15:27I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:15:30You can admit you like me.
00:15:38Okay, I'm a fan.
00:15:40I read your books, because I know you have a new one coming out, so I was just rereading your
00:15:45last one for about the tenth time.
00:15:49You read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer, too.
00:15:53Miss von Klint's my publisher.
00:15:55So I've heard.
00:16:01Funny seeing you here.
00:16:03Aren't you supposed to be a recluse?
00:16:04Whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library, because I'm here all the time.
00:16:10I love the smell of old books.
00:16:13What are you checking out?
00:16:15That's actually this new author.
00:16:17Um, have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23But, how...
00:16:24I googled it.
00:16:26I'm not stalking you.
00:16:28I promise.
00:16:31And here is the romance section.
00:16:36Here we go.
00:16:39Oh, yes.
00:16:41I can't wait to read this.
00:16:43Oh, could you take a picture of us?
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire.
00:16:48Oh.
00:16:49Okay.
00:16:50Thank you.
00:16:55Oh.
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book.
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana.
00:17:04Back to Wuthering Heights.
00:17:06Not to brag.
00:17:08But I happen to own a first edition.
00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out.
00:17:13Your place?
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Um.
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:33Hi, Miss Von Klimt.
00:17:36Hi, Poopoo.
00:17:39Poopoo.
00:17:40So cute.
00:17:42Where have you been?
00:17:43And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library.
00:17:55Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything.
00:17:59It actually didn't come up.
00:18:02That could be good.
00:18:03Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon.
00:18:06You?
00:18:07What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your bags!
00:18:13You're out of here!
00:18:15Oh!
00:18:15Wait!
00:18:16Wait!
00:18:16Let me explain.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:21Max is a special case.
00:18:22My usual advice won't work.
00:18:24I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage.
00:18:31I just need some more time.
00:18:32Not a bad plan.
00:18:38What do you think, Poopoo?
00:18:40Should we trust her?
00:18:43I leave for New York this week.
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:18:53Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain.
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the gods.
00:19:07But instead of eagles eating his liver, they picked at his heart.
00:19:13Then again, maybe he deserved to suffer.
00:19:27Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:34Lisa!
00:19:35I almost forgot.
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:47Hi, Max.
00:19:50It's so good to see you.
00:19:55Same here.
00:19:58Come in.
00:20:00Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Um, water's fine.
00:20:06Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa.
00:20:09You have a job to do.
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years.
00:20:24Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:31I leave for New York this week.
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:44So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you.
00:20:50Right now.
00:20:51I mean, romantically.
00:20:54What do you want in a woman?
00:21:00Just look in the mirror.
00:21:05You, joker.
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle.
00:21:15I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:30Lisa, it's a $50,000 book.
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:36Oh, no.
00:21:38I went too far.
00:21:39Please, let the book be okay.
00:21:46There's no damage.
00:21:49Luckily.
00:21:50I'm so sorry.
00:21:52Let me clean up.
00:22:00So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03As soon as I finish writing it.
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.
00:22:06The subject matter is proven quite difficult.
00:22:10It's about a divorce.
00:22:13My divorce.
00:22:14I'm so sorry.
00:22:15I didn't know.
00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book.
00:22:22I just can't find the ending.
00:22:23When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone.
00:22:27Usually my mom.
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:30Thanks, Lisa, but I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:35Sorry.
00:22:36Stupid.
00:22:38Thanks for the advice.
00:22:40I can write an ending.
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:45Which reminds me, I should probably get back to work.
00:22:58Thanks for coming by and getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:23:05Anytime.
00:23:16Later, dude.
00:23:25As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:36Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Miss Von Klimt gets back.
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:55He's supposed to date her, not me.
00:24:03Reading by the pool.
00:24:05That's platonic.
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:08I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow?
00:24:16What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:28He's responding.
00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:31My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:37Oh, I really needed this.
00:24:42I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:45You're welcome anytime.
00:24:47I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt.
00:24:50It's her house.
00:25:03Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together.
00:25:20You're actually reading it?
00:25:22Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down.
00:25:24It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29Probably not where you think.
00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:34Non-existent, actually.
00:25:37I find that hard to believe.
00:25:39You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:43It was easier making my characters fall in love than actually risking it myself.
00:25:50Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:55I think you should come out of your shell.
00:25:59Hmm.
00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more.
00:26:06The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:26:10You are too good.
00:26:12I'll think about it.
00:26:14Hey, can you get my back for me?
00:26:27Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:28You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:32Think of Miss Van Klimt.
00:26:50So, Max, I was wondering.
00:26:53The love interest in your last novel, is she based on your ex?
00:27:04Shoot!
00:27:05I've said the wrong thing.
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online, it still comes out in my writing.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:22She's, uh...
00:27:23She's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:26Very different time.
00:27:29It's...
00:27:30It's hard to even imagine myself having a mantic bone in my body.
00:27:35Because all I do is write.
00:27:39And avoid writing.
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my...
00:27:48Pixie...
00:27:48Manic...
00:27:50Dream girl.
00:27:52But...
00:27:53She was just manic.
00:27:55She was aggressive.
00:27:56She was type A.
00:27:58Workaholic.
00:27:59Obsessed.
00:28:00With status.
00:28:02And money.
00:28:03Sounds like Miss Van Klimt.
00:28:05Is that your type?
00:28:07It used to be.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:14But...
00:28:15I'm an introvert, you know?
00:28:18I would much rather prefer a pool day like this than some random L.A. party.
00:28:25If I decide to remarry, it's gonna be someone who's like me.
00:28:33Maybe even a writer.
00:28:40Oh, no.
00:28:41Today was supposed to be platonic.
00:28:43Abort.
00:28:43Abort.
00:28:44What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot.
00:28:47Are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty.
00:28:49Oh!
00:28:49Oh!
00:28:51Oh!
00:28:52Oh!
00:28:53Oh!
00:28:54Oh!
00:28:54Oh!
00:28:54Oh!
00:28:55Oh!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:57Oh!
00:28:57Oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:29:00Oh!
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:10You okay?
00:29:12Sorry about that.
00:29:13That was an answer.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Hey!
00:29:16That's so mean.
00:29:30I'm so mean.
00:29:37I'm pruning.
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:50My phone.
00:29:51My phone.
00:29:59Jeez.
00:30:00Is she psychic or something?
00:30:04Miss Von Clems, hi.
00:30:06Any updates on Max?
00:30:12Um...
00:30:16Who are you waving to?
00:30:17I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:20A fuck party?
00:30:21Show me.
00:30:22No!
00:30:23Of course not.
00:30:26Me likey.
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool.
00:30:30I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:36music to my ears.
00:30:38Poopoos too.
00:30:40I have good news as well.
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:48That's amazing.
00:30:49That's amazing.
00:30:50I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:52Poopoos got a poopoo.
00:31:00How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02And a little spot by the beach.
00:31:04I don't normally go out, but this might feel special.
00:31:09If you ruin this for Miss Von Clems, your writing career is done for.
00:31:14What are you saying?
00:31:20Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:22Looks good.
00:31:23Ball's in our court.
00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30But make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some Hollywood cash-crab franchise, okay?
00:31:36Hey, you're the boss, boss.
00:31:43Max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day.
00:31:48If I didn't know better, I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:54Oh!
00:31:56Sorry about that.
00:31:57I had a business call.
00:31:59What are you writing?
00:32:03Max, stop!
00:32:05Is this your diary?
00:32:06Oh no.
00:32:07Max has my journal.
00:32:08How could it be so stupid?
00:32:10How could it be so stupid?
00:32:18I would not read.
00:32:21I would not know for anyone reading my diary.
00:32:27Um, you never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:37खीचल?
00:32:38में उस्वार के Am� वाटू है?
00:32:39ये वावांगो, तो रूमी में देनिया है
00:32:43यार जावाँ ब�ig झाヤ है, गज सक्षान के लिए्यून
00:32:46इंप ये क्ोली। टται bus जिए फ्डेहा बागदा
00:32:48नच्स जएन अभूमी फ्वीसलिट वर्डा
00:32:53कि ऑट्सी इवीर।
00:32:58अगल अजय कि उնभे?!?!
00:33:06अगल अग्क्रा बयम्टा समय विरेधा प्रॉट डिंग
00:33:17यच झाल में रखिए औरे मिदा प्रखेश कावाया मैं?
00:33:24स्गर में तरे अे निटे में दिवाइब को वर्टारे इन्वारे और तक रषणी है
00:33:31तो झाल तक रखार करते हैं
00:33:35यान अवर्ड़ वा कि में रखा हैं
00:33:36और रहा है अर्गलिंग देएग हैं
00:33:38इन्तर में?
00:33:42yeah
00:33:45should I not
00:33:46you may not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it max
00:33:56thanks
00:34:00it would mean a lot to me
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:11We can print it at the library?
00:34:15Stop by my place to read it?
00:34:18In your place?
00:34:19That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:26Because if he does have other ideas, I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:35Check, please!
00:34:41कर दो कर दो
00:34:59कर दो
00:35:22you make it easy
00:35:34oh my god max
00:35:54I love you
00:36:22वालीसा, और लोगने और य हो यारी है
00:36:52कि अएद सन्यान गूल मेगा आएग एकुछ और लॉग से लिए एकूछ कर से लिए आए सम्हें stखभ करेंगा दॉआ
00:37:03एकुछ
00:37:05और अएगार लिए चुछ
00:37:09हुं
00:37:09पाह
00:37:10हुछ
00:37:19चाह
00:37:21अव्यान थात?
00:37:27इक प्यासा दोड़।
00:37:37अव्याव
00:37:39अव्याव व्याव ये बेडिए चेसी पेलागा
00:37:42ये वोन्यावी मुप्या विले अई
00:37:51जह जिए भरागा लागा है नहींजार है टोबस्तिते दिए हैं
00:37:56जिसमेह कंगा लुगे मिस कहां लिए प्लिम्प
00:38:00लिस्व
00:38:01लिए लीज़ अरागा है
00:38:06अरागा है
00:38:06लोग वे लिए विलेग अजाए लूग सिंगा है
00:38:08इम रोमांस रख रदर, लोग लगत इस
00:38:11What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun
00:38:14Too much wine at dinner
00:38:16One thing lead to another
00:38:18It's not a big deal
00:38:20My sister, Ron, is not to be allowed
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa
00:38:21Since my wife left me
00:38:24Oh
00:38:26I want to see you again
00:38:29And not just to get your notes
00:38:40It's
00:38:40वहाँ?
00:38:48वहाँ नहाँ?
00:38:59जसल्याँ?
00:39:13कि प्रॉफ्यां से कि लिएकर फॉफ्यान, when Tony told me you were ready
00:39:16to sign the contract I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas
00:39:22hope you thirsty
00:39:24thanks but it's not a very good time for me
00:39:27what's wrong you have company
00:39:32good thing I'm not the jealous type
00:39:36who's the lucky lady
00:39:37गुमन कि अवर कि अवर अवर में जात्याटना है
00:39:45झाल स्याइ्टीन!
00:39:45मैं अवराइब!
00:39:46अवर!
00:39:55विमोस नवराइब?
00:39:59लिसा?
00:40:27इतलो करें नोगान
00:40:29एल जाके हावावावावावा और में अवावावा के अवावावावावावा यूजिक में अवावावा नहावा दूएली है
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder, probably used a fake name anyway
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:43Er, Jerry
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were gonna say Max
00:40:51That's funny
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57No, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him
00:41:01I saw him a few times while you were away, everything's in my journal
00:41:04Let me see
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess
00:41:08I'll retype it for you by tonight
00:41:11Okay, nice work
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once
00:41:33Oh, come on
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan
00:41:35I'll see you at the signing
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful
00:41:50I'm getting carpal tunnel
00:41:52This is like the longest contract I've ever signed
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check, huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller
00:42:03Let's toast
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle
00:42:15Oh, you know I'm thrilled
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan
00:42:18I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type
00:42:32Oh, I love this smell of old books
00:42:35Me too
00:42:41Hey
00:42:44For you
00:42:49To the thorn tree
00:42:50To the thorn tree
00:42:52Please
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader
00:43:01Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry
00:43:04I'll send it soon
00:43:09Well, that should get going
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne
00:43:12You got it, buddy
00:43:13And I'll see you
00:43:14Bye, Max
00:43:15We'll be in touch
00:43:20We signed, babe
00:43:21We are almost there
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan
00:43:25You're gonna be out of bankruptcy
00:43:26And we are gonna be filthy, stinking rich
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me
00:43:42I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you
00:43:46Thank you, sugar
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me
00:43:51Gotta go
00:43:52Love you
00:43:57Miss Van Clem, hi
00:43:59Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:03No
00:44:05But
00:44:07I
00:44:08So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa
00:44:11Miss Van Clem sees Max in here
00:44:13I'm dead meat
00:44:23At least I'll die happy
00:44:32I'm not pretty
00:44:34I can't explain, μ'n?
00:44:37What?
00:44:50I can't explain
00:44:52I can't in my palm
00:44:52You too?
00:44:53I
00:45:03कर दो कर दो कर दो
00:45:28कर दो
00:45:29कर दो
00:45:29कर दो
00:45:29कर दो
00:45:31कर दो
00:45:31कर दो इना कि वक्त
00:45:32कि
00:45:32य की औो
00:45:33क tes ईने कि
00:45:34का थे वाण
00:45:34कर दो ज कि
00:45:36को दो
00:45:37कर दो
00:45:40अध
00:45:40की दो
00:45:43के दो
00:45:43स्वे चो
00:45:44पेंट
00:45:45वहाब मन
00:45:50घच्ritos
00:45:53रहेइ ma
00:45:54मैं रहाओ वाल अगा है, और के जाई और नवाला है?
00:45:59नमना जा अव्साइब आटलोगाे, अजा अब मेएल अगा के जाँना है
00:46:06ऑई अगा लगा यहाँ वेश्माई येता है
00:46:13मैं युर विएे ज़ितावी देगा जाँ है
00:46:24Max!
00:46:26Max!?
00:46:28Oh my god, oh my god, Giselle's home
00:46:32Are you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:38Because
00:46:41You're a private person
00:46:42It's none of her business
00:46:45You're sweet
00:46:51Lisa, is Max in there?
00:46:58कि दूब है, कि एउने संहें हैं?
00:47:03कि एउने संह अनुटॉड़्ट
00:47:08लिसे गजने सीचा को
00:47:10अच्छेरल, आफे हैं जो लूंगे ख्यूंगी तोन्हें ऑ्षज के लाउन से हैं
00:47:16यह सी ही?
00:47:17यह यह भंगे उलाउन
00:47:19लिएर भ्यूंग झाओेज़िक जूल
00:47:24Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:47Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but...
00:47:53I'm not much of a going out girl. I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know, you seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max. That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights. It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What, you don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately. It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:26Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside. Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:36Um, yeah. Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked. I can't watch.
00:48:56I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you. And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends. I mean, we work together. It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta, gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night, and good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah. Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome. Big time.
00:49:45Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what? That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:55Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max. It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go, Leslie?
00:50:05Let's just say, I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:14Pack your bags. Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What? Did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa. I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:30I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:35Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo. I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint. Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max. Be home.
00:51:42Come on.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:50What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:55I...
00:51:56I...
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:02Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:05You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:37That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead.
00:53:09I should go.
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I...
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:23But I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me.
00:53:28As long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:33And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here.
00:53:38There's plenty of space.
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy.
00:53:51Because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it.
00:53:59All right?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:38Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:56Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:54:59About me.
00:55:00I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:02Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know?
00:55:09I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Ms. Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max!
00:55:45We are done.
00:55:46Get out, Lisa.
00:55:50And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:18Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:33But no.
00:56:34You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can explain.
00:56:40I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:46I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:56Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:58Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:06You can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:25Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:26I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:30Uh, Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:37Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, though.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:57:54It's not.
00:58:07So, what happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:15I found her journal.
00:58:18I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:21She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:27No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:30She's a succubus.
00:58:32Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:44Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but...
00:58:50I do know something that might distract you.
00:58:54I do know something that might distract you.
00:59:16I do know something that might distract you.
00:59:20I do know what to say to my landlord.
00:59:20I do know what to say to my landlord, the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the
00:59:41stir of society.
01:00:07Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer, mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:15When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:20I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date, mom.
01:00:30Just leave me alone.
01:00:32Please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to LA for two weeks.
01:00:37Comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43MK Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller lists.
01:00:47Congratulations, Max.
01:00:52Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it.
01:01:20Now, you might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:29Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:42I'm pregnant.
01:01:46You're pregnant?
01:01:47Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:49How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:51Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:57I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the Werewolf King.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading,
01:02:39strolls around the castle,
01:02:41their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:51This is torture.
01:02:54Not now, Mom.
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:00Thanks, Mom.
01:03:01You didn't have to.
01:03:02Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:06It's an Oprah's book club.
01:03:08I'm surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:13I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:40As James perused the library,
01:03:42you saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:47She felt his presence.
01:03:51Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:56James had lost the game of love,
01:03:58but that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:02A happy ending.
01:04:05He took my note.
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:12Pioneer author M.K. Roth to WED CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:27Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:42All this scheming around.
01:04:44अबननों, वी गो पर हो अवे लगी.
01:04:52वज अवे लगर की लुटे गए। कि अवे शुटेच कि अवे जाओे वे लगए की दूटेशिए खी हैं.
01:05:04Huhu
01:05:09Once you guys get married
01:05:10The book rights transfer to you
01:05:12Che�teil flow
01:05:13The royalties alone are gonna solve your company's
01:05:15Bankruptcy
01:05:16Then we'll take max to hollywood
01:05:18Whether he likes it or not
01:05:19Mhm
01:05:20The studios are dying for a movie version of the thorn tree
01:05:24Он or not a trilogy
01:05:24Yeah
01:05:25A tv show
01:05:26Crypto
01:05:26Video games
01:05:27The possibilities're
01:05:29They're endless
01:05:30में जो ठाल्ग एक्षु ही जाटागा जामागा में जाटागा जारागा जजार एुटु जारी है
01:05:36वहाला जाट जा प्राटच जाटान जास्टू अगए अवार। पड़ लाँ ट्सक्थे अटो फिर रशया है
01:05:54घस यगा व्या जा जा रए पाक्ष्टू
01:06:06what is it
01:06:07honey bunch
01:06:08mom I think I have to tell you about what happened in LA
01:06:18I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him
01:06:21now he's marrying Miss von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know
01:06:24that she hired me to help her seduce him
01:06:26Sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:28Miss Von Clem said if I ever go back to LA
01:06:30She'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33We'll lose your nurse
01:06:34Maybe a lot more
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running
01:06:40Her daddy's company
01:06:41You were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:43With a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45And somehow you still became a big author
01:06:48You could take that Barbie
01:06:50Any day of the week
01:06:51But Max stumped me
01:06:54What if he really does
01:06:56जम्स लुट्स चैनल उव्मंकु के लिए जह जो प्याजार चाहिंस प्या इसे स्थेतिछ इस्थेट्ट के प्याजे जुमा प्यजाओ अजिए।
01:07:26Hey, you look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:34Not with the right lady.
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:46What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:53Hey, men would kill to be what you're saying.
01:07:58You know that.
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump Rules.
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:36Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:46Okay.
01:08:47Okay.
01:08:53I made it.
01:08:55Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:58No, she ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:03Yeah.
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa.
01:09:10Yeah, that's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13He doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Giselle are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help her seduce him.
01:09:19What?
01:09:20You are crazy.
01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:22All right?
01:09:23Go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:25Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this too.
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:37You stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you.
01:09:48What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry.
01:09:51Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:08Easy, Giselle.
01:10:10What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:13She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:17Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:20Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:24It's now or never.
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:47So, what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No.
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor.
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:02And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for the
01:11:05right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho!
01:11:11Somebody call the police!
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day!
01:11:15Max, please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:20Don't marry her.
01:11:22LAPD!
01:11:23There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding!
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm gonna bring her right over here, right...
01:11:30Answer me this.
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:45It's mine!
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses in
01:11:51the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:56Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some, too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:13All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit!
01:12:18You fucked us!
01:12:20I love you!
01:12:21And the baby!
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:22We hate you!
01:12:24Hey!
01:12:25It's safe to say this wedding is over.
01:12:28I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:38I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:52You are finished!
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.
01:12:55And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:58Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash!
01:13:10Oh, my gosh!
01:13:12Get up!
01:13:13Baby!
01:13:14Baby!
01:13:14Baby!
01:13:14Get up!
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:26You just have to trust me.
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa.
01:13:47Happy to present the author formerly known as Heidi Brushfire reading from her first novel under her real name,
01:13:55which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list,
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:01Lisa Brown!
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJ's writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess.
01:14:17When the phone rang,
01:14:19little did I know my life was about to change forever.
01:14:30I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:36Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:39Aw!
01:14:41Max started his own publishing company after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:52So, you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:55It totally sucks.
01:14:57The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher.
01:15:00I heard the CEO writes the books herself now.
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt.
01:15:08I have a question.
01:15:09When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:21Actually, I can answer that.
01:15:31I've never really been a public person.
01:15:34But Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which...
01:15:47Mrs. Brown...
01:15:51Will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:55Thank you!
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