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01:00و ليس فعلتها
01:01أعرف فضلك
01:01أعرف أن أفضل الأطفال
01:04لعرفت أن تتبقل بعض أداء
01:06أنا من الغدر فضلك
01:08مينيف قتل من الفقال.
01:11من الس 몇 سنوات يضافون في الأحيادة في بعضان تحت على المساعدة观.
01:14أقم إستمعين على الأحيادية دائماً طبقاً.
01:16أجل يعني إنهم أنت بتتكون هاومياً.
01:23ولكني يجب أنت تفعوحهاً.
01:25قبل أجل أغرق، كما يُشفوناً للوطفاء.
01:27وأجل أغرق إذنهم هي حياتي.
01:29أنا أذهب إلى تحقيق و أنتانت عندها وضعاً مبارات بالعوة.
01:36ترجمة نانسي قنقر
01:42وانت ذكرتا أمور صحيح
01:45وانت ذكرتا أمور صحيح
01:46فقط أمور ربا على وبدأ باية
01:48وستأخذ في كوك تايم
01:49وحضر بردانها
01:50صحيح أمور صحيح
01:57وحسبتا لنبالي
01:58حسنا المناس المناس الأمر بالتعليق
02:04لا يمكنني أن تفعله
02:05التقناوليج لم يتغلق
02:06العديد منه
02:08العديدنا أمورها
02:09إنسان
02:11إنسان
02:12حقك burnt u go throughout the day
02:13and never know when that thing's coming out
02:15you're just at work
02:17you're working
02:17it's three o clock
02:18you turn to look at your work wife
02:19and you're like
02:19I can't
02:22and you know you go
02:23I think I may have had a stroke or something
02:25I can't turn
02:26I know it's the underwire
02:27it's out
02:29the underwire crept out
02:30no one had said anything to you
02:32and you know that thing didn't just go
02:35it didn't just pop out
02:36it slowly incrementally
02:38quarter millimeter by quarter millimeter
02:39was creeping out
02:40You've been dealing with clients all day. You've been talking to your friends. Not one of them have gone. Hey,
02:46babes
02:47Yeah, your mechanical tit is unraveling
02:50That's how it changes. How has your life changed as you got older?
02:54I've got a lot more confidence and I went from a double D to a 38 long
03:59نحن نحن نحن نحن.
04:00نحن نحن ناحن نحن نحن نحن نحن.
04:02الجعور الأن من هذه التذيب العلقة.
04:04تجربة إلى ذلك.
04:05دفعه أكانك تدخل على ذلك.
04:07مش إنها أشخاصي منها.
04:08أكبر.
04:09تمكنك تكون كم يكمل نحن نحن؟
04:11أكبر شماً جداً .
04:12نحن نحن نحن نحن نحن نحن نحن نحن.
04:15كم يمكنك سيديك ابقى.
04:16في الحب做ربة صحيح الأن.
04:19وراثتها لكي أصدقائي.
04:20رسالي براسي أو يمكنني أن تكون ذاً.
04:23وأحتاجها لنعبونات بها!
04:26قبلاعي!
04:27حسنًا!
04:28أمعنا ننعبونا!
04:29حسنًا!
04:30كيف تقدمي المعروب؟
04:32كيف تقدمي المعروب؟
04:34نشألت!
04:37ماذا؟
04:39تشفيف أيضًا ماذا تفعليني؟
04:41لسيكون أيضًا جداً.
04:41عندي قليلاً!
04:41لقد كنت أفديمي الأصابة!
04:42اهلا
04:44لقد ذهبت
04:46هذه تجربة هذه تجربة
04:49اهلا
04:50اعطبت الملطان
04:51اهلا سيء
04:52اهلا امشارك تاني
04:53اهلا
04:54انا بالمشاركين
04:55لا تلك الان
04:58ارغبت اجل
04:58انا نعم سمع كنسرد في ديس
05:01اهلا بشكل مفهر
05:02انا هلا بشكل مفهر
05:04هناك
05:04نعم
05:05اهلا
05:06اهلا
05:07اهلا بم
05:09محب Ple different times
05:10قليلا أوسى سمثال
05:13تق 50 الرقل
05:18أوجه سمبر
05:29فتوق
05:30مجرحًا.
05:31مقامل؟
05:32تكيرا.
05:33تأسّنه عميكا.
05:35مجرحًا تعبت بإمكانه
05:37وحيدي لكم
05:40حسناً
05:40انتسى
05:43احسناً
05:50ثقامل
05:51المنطقة
05:52مجرحًا
05:53مالذي مالذي مالذي تقرير
05:57الب سبع يذكي رُبقكت بتكفتح الأمر
05:58تلك الفيديو ، بكارنزيرو
06:00تحرير مكاني كارنزيرو
06:01القيد منين يكييوها
06:03من تأكيد روزني ليو أنه يادئ
06:04أكبر
06:09كارنزيرو
06:10تحرير مالذي
06:11كارنزيرو
06:12كارنزيرو
06:13كارنزيرو
06:14إصلاحن بني، 220 أعراضه
06:16فلنزيرو
06:17إنها أكاد تلعلي قريبًا
06:19المترجم للقناة
06:49موسيقى
07:19لن تتطبيق هذه المتحدة ليس من كلها.
07:20هل تطبيق هذه الحوارة؟
07:22جنبت بها خارراتك اللقاء أخبرتك على تشبه؟
07:25حسناً ما لذلك؟
07:26أ سواء ذلك السابقة
07:28السابقة الدولة
07:29السابقة
07:31لا تشبه الانسان
07:39كانت متأكثرسون
07:40توجه في فترة الجنس
07:41لقد binت كظميه بارنا هناك
07:43لا أقل أن تظهر للتخارج
07:45لا يمكنك سنة أقوم بيونك
07:46لنفسك بيونك
07:48لذلك تلتقى هناك
07:49صديق Graham
07:57ماذا زائد؟
07:58أفوه
08:00لا يمكننا مرحلة هذه الضوء
08:02صديق
08:07هذا مجرد مكان فقورا
08:10لا يعدو ت givingي الأرض لا يكونوا بحصل المبتح لهمệnين
08:13المقولرر This is the safe thing to show
08:16bypassing
08:16أو يكون عرفنا مع جره
08:20ومعنكم أنفسهم
08:23محقق ببركون لديهم
08:25ايه أن نفسهم
08:25ما هو الم quantعرفة
08:26من الأنفخال
08:27من ذلك
08:28وديهم السيطرة
08:29إذا كمتدرت
08:31إن تحصل أدفع
08:31من ألوان
08:31وهمت بالطبع
08:32ويقبت الحياة
08:33وفي حلقت
08:34المحطر
08:35يفجعي
08:36أحياني
08:37أحياني
08:38بحاجة
08:39بهما يقولون
08:41وانتزر
08:41وعطر
08:42ويأعي
08:42تطور
08:43لقرع
08:43وإزق
08:44و ضعم إسرقك في نفسك
08:48تعلم ان تكمل
08:50أنت أنه لا بأمنا
08:52لتكون ، نحيانا ميتها
08:54أنا أحيانا أنت أبيتك في الص unnaturalي بيوطانة
08:57اوهلاك إسترقك في الطبيعة
08:59ت tissه الانتكار
09:01اتركيتك لجليس يأکني أنك أخبرك
09:02إنها اللحظة نحوظ
09:03هم الأماكن الأماكن التي كلها نحن نعرف
09:03هم الصحياطة كلها ما نشاء
09:08ونعطي بعض رحلة خبزة
09:09وعندما فقط يأخذ بك
09:13ولكنك لاتذتها له فلسل
09:16الشيخ
09:16ماذه الحق
09:17هذا الشيخ
09:19هل يمكنك إذنك للمطلطة أكثر لأكثر من صحيحاً؟
09:21فهمت أن تقولون بديه مني محيني
09:23لا تلك الذكي محاولون من فعاله
09:24هل يمكن ان تخذونهم بديها؟
09:28يمكن تخذونهم على خلالهم
09:29يمكنك أن تفضلهم بالخلال
09:30الفيديو سديداً
09:30يبدوك بسيطاً صحيحاً
09:33تعليم كثيراً
09:39تنمي ذات الحديدة
09:41ما شخص محاولة هذا؟
09:44أوه
09:44أهل المسيح ذاتي
09:46اص ora
09:46hele موضوع؟
09:47الضبان Storch يستخدم ذلك
09:49ولكن تأذني بحقنا لنوش 10-12旬
09:52سوف تنجل من أنها قد مرمت
09:54حتى مبتعا ذلك
09:54في الحمد
09:55تكتوريكي
09:56سألتشغل هذه الأسفاء
09:56بإهتمام طبيعة
09:56فتحني معا مرة نتغبت
10:00كما أضب رؤية
10:01وهم أن تقولون
10:04ما تشعر
10:05فمترسة
10:09ولكن
10:12انتظر
10:13تكتوريا
10:13صغيرا الرسول الصيني longا.
10:15تستطور فكلا مستحدى انها أيها المهمة.
10:18وقفة في العين.
10:18فقام جدكي.
10:20كذلك مهومية رقما؟
10:22مهومي.
10:22مهومي?
10:24مهومي.
10:25طريق موطفين المثال.
10:28إنجتيًا ها، شيئا!
10:29جيدًا ، هناك رب.
10:30اللممي يوجود الأشكري.
10:32جيدًا حفارة هناك.
10:35إنه يشعر ب أي شون قليل بحثي أبداع العنال
10:37في شباب هذا لك الزراد ممات يسميه أيها المقصدرات.
10:40ترجمة نانسي قنقر
11:11ترجمة نانسي قنقر
11:40موسيقى
12:10يمكنك أن تفعله بعملgenxل
12:12ما حول الشيخي؟
12:14الشيخيhong الساسويا
12:15كلاً، شعور الشيخ حيا روز الوصول
12:16منها طبيعات في المتحذ العلوم
12:17وهي لزل مع 4 سنة طبيعة من طبيعةireًا
12:19سيكون لديه جيتب أتمراجكي
12:23القيامة وفشناً،
12:23شاينه أفضل
12:24ولكن لن تشبه أحسنًا لان تشبه تحديث عن خطوة أحسنًا عنه
12:29وهي نظر وغريبا هل تفضل فقط يمر بجهد
12:33ولكن في متفضل فقط عشر النحوات
12:34لكنه إنه حقًا بالسان؟
12:36لتأجب أن يعني انه؟
12:38وحياناً بأن قرر!
12:40دعوة الأناسات من خطوة الأناقية
12:41سأش salvات انا بشكل عن حقًا
12:44ولكن سأشعر على فكرة على مناطي
12:46فقط يعني أنه من معقبت لديك من واحدة
12:48عنها كمتابعي عن ه tries.
12:51ألا لم تكن عيون هذا.
12:55قبل أن أراضي.
12:57ما يليه الجبال مخفصت أن يقول أن تريد أسافة حقا.
13:01أمن ينهادهاً.
13:03ألا أعود منا.
13:04سألست عسل.
13:06أقفل.
13:09أريد أنه يديد أن تريد عبارة لتعلك.
13:13أي Gaga.
13:14عبارة لتريد أن تريد عبارة.
13:15ألا أن تريد أن تكون بمنا.
13:17لا أن تريد أن تريد عمي فقط.
13:19إيجنت بمنا.
13:19ويكون لديها بجد.
13:21Okay, fine.
13:22Thank you.
13:29Hi.
13:30Hi, yeah, good.
13:32Kids, eh?
13:33Let's get up for the darndest things.
13:35Oh, I know.
13:35I would kill for a kid like Axel.
13:38Well, you're not Axel's mum.
13:39Oh, I wish.
13:41Get this.
13:41I tried to get Oscar to sell pingas in the playground the other day.
13:44And he said, no, I'd rather do origami.
13:46I'm so embarrassed.
13:47Wait, so who's Axel's mum?
13:49Oh, Q.
13:50Do not want to know.
13:51Yoo-hoo!
13:53That's not her.
13:54Oh, my God.
13:57Look, Axel's made a friend.
13:58Hit it.
13:59Hit it.
14:00Hit it.
14:00Harder.
14:01Looks like we're going to be besties.
14:03I am.
14:05Have you heard of intermittent fasting?
14:07Honestly, I just broke my fast with this amazing turmeric chai chia pudding.
14:11Hey, that is too big for anything.
14:14That and that.
14:14Jack, let's go.
14:15Your kid is a bad influence on my child and she'd be in prison.
14:19So should you.
14:21You're going to have a blowout, by the way.
14:23Can you please give this to Axel and tell him I'm good for the next one?
14:29Axel, darling, I said no dealing in the playground.
14:31You're not listening to mummy.
14:33Listen, can I just say, you know, we live in this world now where it is what it is.
14:37We're burning it to the ground.
14:39but at least we're more aware of each other and we know that everyone is beautiful.
14:48That's not true, is it?
14:50Oh, you know, when people go, everyone's opinions count, everyone has valid, valid opinions and
14:55everyone is beautiful.
14:55So I go, no, they're not.
14:57I have seen some dogs in my time.
15:00I know.
15:01And I know right now you're going, this is, I love you.
15:05I want you to quickly transport yourself out of your own Facebook community page and what you would say online
15:12to put you and your friend in a mall.
15:14Let's create a scenario, shall we?
15:18Let's, for instance, say, we're all in the mall, okay?
15:21We're out of this theatre, we're in the mall.
15:23Me, with this body right now, in a black mini skirt, a leather one, okay?
15:29You're there with your best friend.
15:31You two see me walking.
15:35Yeah, that's what you're doing right now.
15:38You know, you fucking know.
15:44You don't think you've got a mean bone in your body, all right?
15:47Let's amp it up a little bit, shall we?
15:49We're in the mall, I'm in my black mini skirt, and we're all going up the escalator, okay?
15:55Now you're with me, I'm a few steps ahead of you, then your friend, you want to tell your friend
16:00something so you look right up my clacker.
16:03Now you've got pink eye.
16:04Is it still beautiful?
16:06Is it still beautiful?
16:10If you honestly believe that every person is beautiful, you've never been on public transport.
16:17You have not, because that is an assault on your eyeballs and, quite frankly, all of your senses, okay?
16:22I'm not saying we're not all beautiful.
16:25Like, you may find something sexy, right?
16:27What's sexy to you is not necessarily sexy to me.
16:30All I'm saying is, like, not all beautiful things are sexy or not all sexy things are beautiful.
16:34We're not here to yuck your yum, whatever you're into.
16:36That's called having a kink, okay?
16:40If you think everyone's beautiful, congratulations, you've got a kink.
16:43Maybe, maybe you think all accents are beautiful, right?
16:47Maybe, like, you know, the South African accent is very sexy.
16:50It is a very attractive accent.
16:52It just makes your panties drop right off you.
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18:15Or this bitch.
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18:19And you're charging at me like a hippo.
18:21And it is wet season in a savannah.
18:23Now you're hard like a cricket wicked man.
18:25You're long and skinny.
18:26With a bit of grass coming through the sides.
18:29Don't you finish.
18:30Oh, shame man.
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18:39But don't call me for the next 45 minutes.
18:41I'm on lunch.
18:42This biltong is real hard to chew through.
18:44So, who do you want to talk to?
18:48Hey, do you know the world's sexiest accents?
18:51They rank them every year.
18:52Did you know that?
18:53Do you want to guess the sexiest accent in the world right now?
18:58That's right.
18:59Kiwi accent.
18:59Doesn't that just fucking blow up your ass?
19:02A Kiwi accent is number one.
19:04Do you want to guess what's number two?
19:07South African.
19:08That's right.
19:09Australia comes in at number five.
19:12So, I've got a hybrid of all three of those.
19:15Honestly, I'm amazed.
19:16While I'm talking, if you just listen,
19:18you can hear the knickers just drop around the room.
19:22She's a full-time job.
19:23Just go and pull that up.
19:24Put that back in.
19:26All right.
19:27Thank you so much for coming.
19:28You guys have been amazing.
19:29Thank you.
19:30Cheers to us moving in together.
19:32What a huge step in our relationship.
19:34Go us.
19:35Oh, cheers.
19:38We should go camping this weekend.
19:41Camping?
19:42I'd rather headbutt a nail.
19:43You expect me to shit in a bucket.
19:45Camping isn't for me.
19:46It's for straight men who secretly want to broke back mountain each other.
19:50I just, I can't sleep uncomfortably.
19:52Sorry.
19:52I have an air mattress.
19:54Don't say it.
19:55Just don't say it.
19:57Please don't say it.
19:58Don't say it.
19:59And you know,
20:00the air mattress is actually more comfortable than your bed.
20:04You have to move out.
20:05Give me that.
20:06Take your shit and go.
20:08I should have fucked your sister when I had the opportunity.
20:16Oh, hello.
20:18Oh, it's good to see you.
20:22Stop it.
20:24if you want.
20:25Hi, make some noise.
20:26Who's got kids?
20:28Listen, now you know.
20:29You know when you're packing the kids,
20:31those kids will make friends
20:32and you know how it works.
20:33When those kids make friends,
20:35you the parents must then be friends
20:36with those kids' parents.
20:38That's how it works.
20:39You don't choose your own friends.
20:40Your kids now do it for you.
20:42That's how mum groups start.
20:43It's called the seventh circle of hell.
20:45Okay?
20:46And especially if your kids are like my kids,
20:48my kids have terrible taste in friends.
20:49They never pick the kids who has a hot tub
20:52or a pool at home.
20:53No.
20:54They become friends with the kids
20:56whose mum shows up at school
20:57in the little bike shorts
20:59with a pyjama shirt
21:00that still says Big Spoon on it.
21:03With no bra.
21:04Smoking at the school gate where it says
21:06do not smoke.
21:08And then she's like,
21:09do you want a dart?
21:11No, I'm all right.
21:12And then when the kids start coming out,
21:14she's like,
21:14Stacey, get in the fucking car!
21:18Honestly, the worst thing,
21:19if you're sitting here,
21:20maybe you go,
21:21should we have kids?
21:22I want you to think about that.
21:23The friends that they'll make
21:24and all the other mums at school.
21:27Because at the minute,
21:27you look at your partner,
21:28you go,
21:28we will have the cutest little babies.
21:30But you're not thinking
21:31about all those other mums
21:32that you have to talk to at school.
21:34And that'll take all of your patience.
21:36And that's why mums always yell at their kids.
21:38Because they're saving the patience
21:39for the other mums.
21:41There's this one mum at my kids' school.
21:42She's this little bird-like creature.
21:44And she always wears a t-shirt.
21:46And on it it says,
21:47protect your kids from the gay agenda.
21:49I know.
21:50And I'm so confused with this shit.
21:52Like, I don't even understand
21:53what is the gay agenda
21:55that you're scared we're spreading.
21:56Like, we're not the ones
21:57going door to door.
22:01You will never,
22:02in your life,
22:03hear a knock on your door
22:04and open the door
22:05and there's a whole clitoris
22:07of lesbians in front of your door.
22:11Have you heard the great news?
22:13You can eat pussy
22:14for six hours a night.
22:16We don't need to do that.
22:18Our work speaks for itself.
22:19It's called word of mouth.
22:26Straight to day.
22:34Hello, Janine.
22:36Afternoon.
22:37See you tomorrow.
22:44Have a great day, darling.
22:46Love you.
22:46Bye-bye.
22:47Mummy loves you.
22:47Have a good day, buddy.
22:48Bye.
22:52Hello, Janine.
22:53Hello, Ursula.
22:54What a nice day we're having.
22:57We're too hot, actually.
23:03I'd go home.
23:04Enjoy the rest of this sunny day.
23:19Yeah.
23:22Hello, Ursula.
23:26Hello, Janine.
23:35Plans for the weekend?
23:40Kids' soccer game.
23:42You?
23:45Lunch with the in-laws.
23:47in-laws.
24:10Good night.
24:11We're too hot, actually.
24:16We're too hot, actually.
24:17We're too hot,
24:19ترجمة نانسي قنقل
24:22مرحب و معاهم
24:45أبداً، ما في في بلحالات؟
24:50تلقيته
24:51لا بس أرسلة
24:56تلقيتها
25:01كامل
25:04نحن نحن نحن ميلاد
25:06تحضير هذا
25:09يوم بك
25:10احنا
25:10اجري عمل LOTTEDY BEARS
25:11الآن سياً左
25:13المال There
25:14text I
25:14speak to our cat like
25:16she's our daughter Alright
25:18kuckoo
25:18i shit in
25:21the shower
25:23what what did
25:24you
25:24say I I sometimes
25:27eat
25:28cereal for
25:28dinner yeah
25:30and sometimes
25:31I
25:31have pasta
25:31for breakfast that
25:33is wild
25:34I occasionally
25:35talk
25:35to my
25:35food I was like
25:37get in me
25:37get in me
25:38she does do
25:39that it's so
25:40يا أجل شارف
25:44أنا أجل أجل ذلك
25:45أجل أن؟
25:46ش главت
25:46ألأ علينا سائن فالشيئ هيا
25:47أجل تحديد السحن وهي جيدة
25:50شيئا، أجل نعم أجل
25:58أن أجل أجل أجل الانسيح
26:01أن procedسيا
26:04أجل سائل المريضة دررق
26:05أجل دوار
26:05سائل
26:07إنها ش Virgin
26:07سائل
26:07لا يزالانا!
26:08أسفل البحث أمر دائما !
26:10أنت القدرة لا ترخل العروح ؟
26:13كما تتوقف أمر أمريك لتأمر هناك
26:15ويبدأ خلال الله متمل فيًا
26:17لأنه يمكنني أن تكون حياة جميلة
26:20النيفق تعمل في قومة
26:21وأنه يسبب صائف
26:22إنما تساء
26:23وحياة
26:24لأنه يكون أمريك بمرش
26:26لذا يبدأون لمعشان الناس
26:27أمريك
26:29ملعبا معنا
26:30المشكل سامتي
26:30كونت تطبيق بحيم
26:31نحنسك
26:38che تحقق ممكن
26:41ماذا تحقق ماذا تحقق ماذا تحقق؟
26:42خلق ماذا تحقق بح怪وتو
26:43المترجم قوية
26:44أشمل نحق السيدة
26:45حدث نحن أن تخابت من شرع
26:56ماذا تحقق؟
27:05كما تعلم أن تحقق في صوتك؟
27:07وتقريبا بكم لها مع امي رميزة تصدقل و سيجد فيها وGenة عندك ليس جسود وقتاً
27:12لها امي رأيها و تقول لها أنت لمسا لها لم يكنت أمي لها
27:17كله أبدا لها تحاجز على ما الهارات
27:19ولكنت تحاجز عندما أدريك فلتنا للعبادة
27:25ولكنت تحاجز على المعبادة الإحرارة
27:29لن يجب أن تفعل ذلك؟
27:36كما ببعنة
27:38تحسين لآلات تكتبار لتكتبار لفظة
27:40وظهر أن تكون لديك لحظة و الإياد و الأن
27:44تحسين تحسين لتوصف
27:46تحسين لحظة حالة في فلسة
27:48و ومن بعد تحسين لحظة
27:50تحسين لحظة المعجرسة
27:51تحسين لحظة
27:52تحسين لحظة
27:53حسين لحظة
27:55تحسين لحظة لتفعل كبير
27:56أو التجرب البقلة الآن؟
27:57سأبقى الأنزل، قبرة أستغربي.
27:59أتبع تجربة في إجراء استغربي في العديد الإجراء على إجريكي.
28:05فنزل لصالحها في التقل تجربة في تجربة في الإجراء.
28:07فل فلسلح نزل لحد بعد الثميقرصة فهروف على مكرافظ في إجراء الدcience.
28:10إذا أود لكن سألتون لفقرص في العديد حيثته،
28:16وقرص لفقرص في إجراء حيثته،
28:17فلعنا نزل لفقرص فيها المزدرين.
28:20ây th sä was якобы The same thingThe
28:22is cookie history same as computer historyAnd
28:25what's this about Neg RatAKK кор налENE mode that I keep hearing aboutOkayjust
28:31so
28:31I know who's only here to find out how to delete the porn off their ComputersWow,
28:39So you guys only use your Computers for PornNoI'm
28:43also
28:44a sugar daddyMe tooI
28:47use Only
28:48fans
28:49والأون لرسالة، مجرسالة.
28:51أليس ذلك، أليس ذلك.
28:53أليس كنت أدريكي،
28:54أعطيكي، كنت أدريكي،
28:55ورسالة عاليكي،
28:57ولكن لديكي،
28:58فأنت أترى لديكي سيارة،
28:59وأنت أدريكي،
29:00وأنتم أين نقطة من أي سيارة
29:02لحظة أنها حرارة.
29:03هذا مجرسل.
29:05أجل، أجل،
29:06أجل،
29:07اجل،
29:08فرحة،
29:09وا،
29:09دعها،
29:11أعطي،
29:11ذلك،
29:12شعر محوظ،
29:14محوظ،
29:18أجل،
29:19هاو بإمكان هذه اللحظة بغير بغير جدا؟
29:23ترىً
29:24شكراً
29:25أمسناً في تلتالي لينوفو
29:27أمشهك في ميزمشان IT
29:29أحياناً
29:29انات متاحة
29:31قد نحن مقليل
29:32تطلق
29:33تطلق
29:34تصلح على الحلوات
29:35بظل
29:36الله دعني
29:36بشيرتك
29:38sehe سمسناً
29:39هي قليل
29:39تأتي تخلق
29:40اتخلقي
29:41اخذك
29:41هذه القر؛
29:42أعينها
29:43نحن نحن معرفة
29:48نحن نحن نحن
29:49تحتويس، لاتفعل المنزل تقرير
29:52هذا صنع علمي مرحبًا
29:59اذا لم نارسك المنزل
30:01اذا ليست موزًا
30:05لقد انخلتم حصل ايضاً
30:05من القرائز التلقين
30:10متوظًا
30:11هر في القرائز
30:17ترجمة نانسي قبل
30:17مجرد في السبب التي تجربة في سطح
30:22فقوة من من تجربة في حقيقة
30:25تجربة في فقوق
30:26وكذلك
30:29مجرد في جديد
30:31وأفعلها
30:32تجربة في سطح
30:33في جديد
30:34من المرحلة
30:36أعطى أن تجربة
30:39تجربة الملاكسات
30:40تجربة إلى رصحة
30:42وكذلك
30:42تجربة في حقيقة
30:44وكذلك
30:45recently bought a fleshlight
30:50some of you don't know
30:51what that is because you're a pure heart
30:54and I'm not going to
30:55explain it to you because this is on ABC
30:58you're going to have
30:59to do the adult thing and go Google it
31:01all I'm saying is I use it
31:03all the time you know
31:05after adult time you have
31:07the toys and you need
31:09like a little holster if you will
31:11or a little sheath
31:13so that when you're done where can you
31:15أنه ستكون جديدًا قول الآن لديك الشجاعات.
31:18أنه يجب أن تكون جديدًا قلتًا فوروحاً.
31:24أنه قلتًا برايخاً.
31:26إنه دولة طويلة جزائعي ربما يجب أن ندخل مع رجلًا
31:29يجب أن يجب أن ننسيبها حقاً كل شيء مريحاً.
31:32لا يجب أن نريد رجاليع المنشيح.
31:36كانت المنزيجية تستيقل الأحيان بذلك.
31:39تستطيع ان ننقذ بأنها مرة سخفتات عدد لمسيلاً.
31:42where she has to find all of the filth
31:45that you have in your room.
31:46A big part of me, though,
31:48hopes that I die before my sister
31:50so that she, in her Christian heart,
31:52can find the stuff
31:55and at least die one day
31:57with a smile on her face.
32:04I'm afraid she's gone.
32:11موسيقى
32:46موسيقى
32:50موسيقى
32:54ذهابط مجزئ
32:55تحسر بات أيهاً
32:56مزال
33:09ذهبط مزال
33:41فقوم مرة باللغة
33:42العظيم
33:42المرة يتحدثي
33:43فالتحي قدير
33:45فالتحي
33:47طبعا من هذه المرة
33:48أعتقد
33:48ح ؟
33:48تظن على ذلك
33:49أيها الأنزال
33:50طبعا
33:56فالتحني
33:57يجب أن يزلل
34:04ياليللللللللال
34:05ياله ciert
34:07فوق
34:11ذلك نحصل على حالة جيدة
34:12ما في القرات 1986؟
34:13النهاية يقول لكي تخطينا هناك جيدة لكي
34:15هناك لا تخطينا
34:16لا نحصل على كل من
34:19awhile القدرس بأستمرار
34:23نعم جيدة
34:47ترجمة نانسي قنقر
35:16ترجمة نانسي قنقر
35:41ترجمة نانسي قنقر
35:42with a self-check for a smear.
35:45You know, now I'm just in there.
35:46I'm not sure what to do.
35:48And they've gone.
35:53Honestly, when they gave me that test,
35:55I said, doctor, have you ever seen me in the supermarket?
35:57I don't do self-serve.
36:00And it's not our fault.
36:02Women are bad at direction.
36:03It's not our fault.
36:04Do you know what?
36:05They've done studies, and when I say they, I mean me,
36:07that a woman will spend, on average,
36:10about 12 years of her adult life
36:12in a bathroom, looking at a panty liner going,
36:15which way is the front?
36:17Honestly, you'd think they can sort it out.
36:19They can make dudes' dicks harder than algebra,
36:21but they can't fix our panty liners.
36:28We did it, boys.
36:29Woo!
36:31And it's got everything a woman could want.
36:33Little gutter lines for extra absorbency.
36:35Oh, my bro's got to slow that flow for the hose.
36:37It's got extra strong glue,
36:39so it's going to stick to them sweet little panties.
36:41all day long!
36:44And most importantly,
36:44look on the back.
36:45Sick animal trivia.
36:48Straight up facts, baby!
36:50Yeah!
36:52Which side's the front?
36:54The front?
36:55What?
36:56Which side is the front?
36:57I can't tell which side's the front.
36:59Which is the...
36:59Yeah, come on, like...
37:01Did you see the facts on the back?
37:03Yeah, no one wants that.
37:04Come on.
37:05All right.
37:06Yeah, okay, yeah.
37:07There you go.
37:12Yeah, but F for front or for fanny?
37:15Because depending on which country you're in,
37:17that could be front bump or back bump.
37:18Doesn't matter.
37:19Doesn't matter.
37:19It'll fit either way.
37:21Oh, okay.
37:22No, you three seem to know your way around a pussy.
37:25Let me give it a hoon.
37:26Let me try it.
37:27No, no, hey!
37:28Don't you turn your back on me.
37:30You look at it.
37:31Look at it!
37:35Oh, yeah.
37:36Oh, yeah.
37:38The glue's too strong.
37:39It just ripped the gusset right out of it.
37:40That's got to be on you to a certain degree.
37:43Let's just...
37:44Oh, yeah.
37:45That's already ripped off about 50 pubes there.
37:50Oh, that is not comfortable.
37:53It's just got my labia.
37:54It's pulling at the labia.
37:55It's not supposed to do that.
37:58Oh, she's out.
37:59She's out.
38:00Terrible!
38:01Can you say something good?
38:02Like, we worked on this really hard.
38:04I wish I could, but I just have nothing,
38:06because you're dumb as shit.
38:06Dumb as shit?
38:08If we're so dumb,
38:09how could we be revolutionising the women's razor?
38:13Check this out.
38:13Less blades, pretty blunt, but a soft pink handle.
38:18Yeah, because women don't have hair,
38:20so we made the blades unsharp.
38:23Unsharp.
38:24Don't speak again.
38:25Okay.
38:26Well, what about lady pants?
38:28Lady pants!
38:30What about them?
38:31Well, they're exactly like men's pants,
38:32but they don't have pockets.
38:33Yeah, but we want pockets.
38:35Well, easily fixed.
38:36We'll just sew some patches on.
38:37Yeah.
38:38Make it look like it's got pockets.
38:39Yes!
38:40This is bullshit.
38:41Do you morons actually believe
38:42that if you keep making the shit that doesn't work,
38:44but you package it all nicely in pink
38:46with soft little handles,
38:47that women will keep buying it,
38:49even though it doesn't work?
38:51Now she gets it.
38:51Yeah, that's like it.
38:54Good point,
38:55and we do like the trivia.
38:58Damn it.
39:00You knew it, man.
39:01This is what loves trivia.
39:03That's gonna leave a mark.
39:04So what's next, fellas?
39:06Let's try and make childbirth quieter.
39:11This is why we brainstormed.
39:13Is it made to circle size a woman?
39:15Because I think it just did.
39:18Well, well, well,
39:19I think what we've learned tonight
39:20is female products aren't that great,
39:22but on the positive side,
39:24my ass looks amazing in overalls.
39:27I mean, Jesus Christ.
39:29Look at that.
39:30Why don't you have a hoon at that
39:31while I walk off stage
39:32with my brand new panty liner in.
39:36Thank you.
39:41Hey!
39:42In.
39:43What the hell?
39:46I'm gonna punch your tits in.
39:48What?
39:49I'm gonna punch your tits in.
39:52Punch my tits in?
39:54That's not a good thread at all.
39:55What does that mean?
39:57Punch them in where?
39:58There's already a lot in.
39:59Like, this whole bit is in.
40:01Maybe she means she'll punch them in
40:03even further?
40:04So they're poking through my back?
40:06Is that it?
40:08That thread makes no sense.
40:09Are you not listening?
40:10I'm gonna punch your tits in.
40:11I need a thread that makes sense.
40:12Like, I'm gonna smack you so hard
40:14you'll wear your snot like a scarf.
40:16That's good.
40:17Right?
40:17Snot like a scarf?
40:18You're picturing it!
40:19I'm sorry.
40:20I get it.
40:20Oh, thank you.
40:20I'm really sorry about that.
40:22Pick your shit up.
40:23I'm sorry.
40:23Thanks, mate.
40:24You have a good one.
40:25You know, I don't know a lot of stuff
40:27but I know I don't like exercise
40:28and then I've baked my last cupcake
40:30for school.
40:31Like, I would still recreationally
40:32bake a cupcake
40:33but schools and fundraisers
40:35by March this year
40:37so the school starts in February
40:38by March
40:38we already had three bake sales
40:39at our school.
40:40I went to the principal
40:41I said,
40:42so what shit is this?
40:43What are we fundraising for?
40:45Why do we keep doing bake sales?
40:46And she goes,
40:47oh, we need a shade net
40:48for the playground.
40:49I said,
40:49and how much money
40:50are you hoping to make?
40:51She goes, $300.
40:52I go, I'll give the money right now.
40:54I said,
40:55I can go buy the shade net
40:57I'll come back with a ladder
40:58I've got to try
40:59I'll just put it up.
41:00And she goes,
41:01no, we must work together.
41:04And it's not even
41:05the fundraising
41:06that I'm against.
41:07It's when you find out
41:09about those cupcakes.
41:10Now, I'll give my kids
41:11my kids credit
41:12like, normally
41:13the night before
41:14at about 11 o'clock
41:15when I've been trying
41:16to put that little shithead
41:17in bed
41:17so many times
41:18I put them there
41:19and they come,
41:19I'm thirsty,
41:20I'm hungry
41:21I've made a lasagna
41:22at this stage
41:23and this kid
41:24keeps getting out of bed
41:25and by 11 o'clock
41:26comes out
41:26with a piece of paper
41:27that's all tacky
41:29and it's wet
41:30it's always wet
41:31anything that comes out
41:32of their school bag
41:32is wet.
41:33This is the instructions
41:34for the cupcakes
41:35oh, you need 300 cupcakes
41:36by morning
41:37this is fantastic.
41:38I don't even mind
41:39making the 300 cupcakes
41:40but how do you transport
41:41300 cupcakes?
41:42Because you can't stack them
41:43can you?
41:44No.
41:44Now I'm looking for a tupperware
41:45that's 12 metres wide
41:468 metres wide
41:48and a car to transport
41:49that kind of shit.
41:51you flip that pamphlet
41:52over and on the back
41:53there's roughly 20 things
41:54that you're not allowed
41:55to put in the cupcakes
41:56that's right
41:57because these little shits
41:58are allergic to
41:59everything now.
42:00There are kids
42:00who's allergic to chocolate.
42:02Give up.
42:04That's it.
42:04Give up.
42:05There's no hope for you.
42:06And it's not these kids' fault
42:08that they have all these allergies.
42:09It's our fault.
42:10Do you remember
42:10when you were a kid
42:11who had kids
42:12that went to school
42:13with them with allergies?
42:14Exactly.
42:15Do you know why?
42:16Because our parents
42:17knew how to fuck.
42:21they made decent human beings.
42:23It's our fault.
42:24We're making
42:25substandard people.
42:27None of these kids
42:28can eat nuts
42:29because we've been
42:30eating so much crap
42:31when we were kids
42:32your fingers
42:32were always orange.
42:33Do you remember
42:33the chips we used to eat
42:34and then for three days
42:35you just have orange hands?
42:37And now we all
42:38have fertility issues
42:39so now we all
42:40have to go through IVF.
42:41That's why these kids
42:41are allergic to nuts
42:42because they've never
42:43been near a pair.
42:50Nut-free, gluten-free,
42:51sugar-free.
42:52Yuck.
42:53This isn't sweet at all.
42:54I think you'll find
42:55it is sweet.
42:56Sweet potato, that is.
42:57Oh, okay.
42:59Sorry, do you have
42:59anything with, um,
43:01with real sugar in it?
43:02No.
43:03Sugar is poison.
43:04No nuts, no gluten,
43:05no sugar.
43:07No taste.
43:09Pfft.
43:10You want the real sugar treats?
43:11Come on.
43:12Cooks when cooking.
43:19Welcome to the tuck shop.
43:21Oh, nice set-up.
43:27I've been blackmailing
43:28the janitor with photos
43:29of him and the home ec
43:30teacher, so I got
43:31keys to the kingdom.
43:32Thank you, my friend.
43:33Hey, ladies, are we
43:34still running a full purity?
43:3695% sucrose, boss.
43:37Love to hear it.
43:38Love to hear it.
43:39Good stuff.
43:40It's tight, mate.
43:41You know, in here,
43:41this is where we make
43:42the canteen food.
43:43Out there, they've
43:44got carrot sticks
43:45and quinoa slices.
43:46Up in here,
43:47you see, we've got
43:47the sours here.
43:48We've got some marshmallows,
43:49full sugar popcorn.
43:50The snakes, jelly beans,
43:52rainbow strips,
43:52because we're pro-homosexual.
43:54We have caramel, vanilla.
43:56Every flavour you can think of,
43:57we've got it in there.
43:58This is incredible.
44:01Whoa!
44:01Hey, rookie,
44:02you want to go ahead
44:03and pace yourself here.
44:04This stuff is pure.
44:05That thing's going to hit you
44:06and before you know it,
44:07you're going to be bouncing
44:07off the walls
44:08like you're at your
44:09year nine camp,
44:10getting finger banged
44:11for the first time.
44:12Hey, that happened in you,
44:12right?
44:13Hold on.
44:13Yeah.
44:14What are these?
44:19Do you inject these?
44:20No.
44:23Play a little tune on them.
44:34I'm like the Pied Piper
44:35for sugar addicts.
44:36How'd you get those in?
44:37Actually, Lynn here
44:38brought 14 of these boxes
44:40over for us
44:40in her anal cavity.
44:41That tastes about gaming
44:42till you lick them a few times
44:43and they're all good.
44:44Oh, yeah, on the nose.
44:45Yeah, I can see a seed
44:46on that one, Lynn.
44:46She's a trooper.
44:47I do actually want to talk
44:48to you about something
44:49because I can see a lot
44:50of myself in you
44:51and I need someone
44:52to run the operation
44:53over at Boy Scout Hall.
44:54and I think that can be you.
44:56Tell me you can do it.
44:58Yeah.
44:59Yeah?
44:59You're keen?
45:00Yes!
45:00Yes!
45:01Yes!
45:04This is a raid.
45:05Nobody move.
45:06You sacked me up.
45:07I did not.
45:08You did.
45:09You sacked me up.
45:10I did not.
45:13Lynn,
45:15what have you done?
45:16Oh, my name's not Lynn.
45:19It's Glenn.
45:21How can I have been so blind?
45:2395% sucrose, huh?
45:25Mind if I
45:26did the tip?
45:27I wouldn't.
45:29Oh, is that
45:30chemicals?
45:31Yeah, it's real drugs.
45:32It was a mix-up
45:33at the port.
45:34Oh, that's disgusting.
45:35Oh, I've got to pick up
45:36Abigail from gymnastics.
45:37Get her out of here!
45:38Well, you're cooked, sweetie!
45:40You're on drugs now!
45:41I've got a whole
45:42brick in my asshole!
45:45But you shouldn't worry
45:45about your nipples.
45:46She's got great nipples.
45:47Oh, really?
45:47Yes, play your cards
45:49right and you'll see.
45:50I'm being rude.
45:52That was fun.
45:53Yeah, so good.
45:54Yeah.
45:54More fun to see.
45:55You'll be on the boat.
45:56Can't believe I'm
45:57going out with two women.
45:58It's always been a fantasy.
45:59We've always wanted
46:00a man around here.
46:01Question.
46:02If you two are into women,
46:04what do you need me for?
46:05There is a certain thing
46:06that a man can do
46:07that no woman can.
46:09You ready to work
46:09for us, big boy?
46:10Ladies, I'll do anything
46:11you want me to do.
46:13Amazing.
46:13Oh, come on.
46:16Open up.
46:16Yeah.
46:17Just open the jar.
46:20Oh, yes.
46:22What about this one?
46:23Yes, that one.
46:24It was open,
46:25but now I can't
46:25get it open again.
46:27Ow.
46:27Jam.
46:28Is this S&M?
46:29It's pickles.
46:31Pickled onion.
46:32I need a rest.
46:33Come on,
46:34you're doing a really good job.
46:35Oh, yeah.
46:36I told you.
46:36I knew that would get out.
46:38Orange marmalade.
46:39Open, open.
46:41Fill my nipples
46:41from without touching.
46:43Oh, see that?
46:46I'm exhausted.
46:47You're okay.
46:48Ladies, please.
46:49Do we have some?
46:50A little turn.
46:51I've had enough.
46:53I'm exhausted.
46:53I need a rest.
46:54This is the last one.
46:56Last one.
46:57Mm-hmm.
46:57Mm-hmm.
46:58This is it.
46:59This is the one.
47:00You can do it.
47:00Come on.
47:01Look at this.
47:02Shoot that hot load.
47:03Come on.
47:04Come on.
47:05Woo!
47:09Yes!
47:10Oh, incredible.
47:12Look at you.
47:13Oh, my God.
47:13Good job.
47:14Oh, look at this.
47:14Oh, my God.
47:15Was that good for you?
47:16No, it was really good.
47:17It was something.
47:17Loved it.
47:18Wait, pass the pomodoro.
47:19Yeah.
47:19I'll make a rocket salad.
47:20It would.
47:21Yum.
47:21I can't believe how long that took you.
47:24Oh, look at the little guys all tuck it out.
47:27Oh, so cute.
47:28Oh, cute.
47:29No, no, no.
47:30Leave it.
47:31You can take it out when it wakes up.
47:35Look, we're all here.
47:37We believe in science, right?
47:38Even if you're one of those people who do your own research, you're a scientist.
47:41Whatever.
47:41Fine.
47:42I do believe, though, that science sort of favours men's medicine a little bit stronger.
47:47Wouldn't you say?
47:48Yeah.
47:49And they're not too scared to answer.
47:50I respect that.
47:52Make some noise.
47:52If you're a woman who has been to the doctor with mastitis.
47:56Yeah.
47:57Mastitis, if you don't know, is a condition when you're breastfeeding, your tits get so hard.
48:01Harder than dating in your 50s.
48:03They are hot.
48:04They are inflamed.
48:05It is so painful.
48:06You just walk around naked around the house like this.
48:09I don't know why your balls are sore, too, but there you go.
48:12You remove all the curtains in the house just in case a breeze comes and touches that tit.
48:16It is so painful.
48:17And do you know what a doctor will tell you?
48:19A medical professional with a certificate on the wall will look, you straighten the eye and go,
48:24here, just pop some cabbage leaves on that.
48:28Sorry, what?
48:30You don't have leeches in a fridge here?
48:32somewhere you can tuck on a tatsuit and suck it out?
48:34No.
48:35I firmly believe that if mastitis were to happen to men's balls, like if your balls got hot
48:41and inflamed and enlarged, right, a man will just walk out into the middle of town square
48:46and there will be some war cry like,
48:51and all the town spoke will convene, we'll all stand around this man and the Pope would
48:56come and do some seance on your balls and bam, you're healed.
49:00Meanwhile, all the women are standing around smelling like a cabbage patch.
49:05Yeah, I see.
49:06Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Hetrosexuale.
49:09How can I help you two cuties today?
49:13You go first.
49:14No, you go first.
49:14I actually haven't been feeling too good.
49:16I have a cough and lightheadedness and also chills.
49:21Sounds like you've got that really bad flu that's going on.
49:24I'm going to prescribe some antibiotics for you.
49:27Okay.
49:28And rest.
49:29That's the most important part here.
49:31No house chores for six months.
49:34Okay.
49:34Yeah.
49:35Don't you crack now.
49:36I won't, doctor.
49:36Thank you.
49:37Thank you.
49:37You're a life saver.
49:38Hi, sorry.
49:39I actually have the same symptoms.
49:41Headaches, chills, and the works.
49:46Okay.
49:46Well, shall we have a look at how we can cure you?
49:50What?
49:51Here we go.
49:52What is that?
49:53This is the latest in women's health research.
49:56Oh, you see here, you can boil cabbage leaves and put those on your tatas and that'll make
50:01them feel great.
50:02Oh, okay.
50:03All right.
50:06You can take used coffee grinds and just slowly shove it up your anal cavity.
50:11Okay.
50:12Maybe not that one.
50:12How about this one?
50:13You can shove a jade egg right up your...
50:15How's that going to help?
50:17Oh.
50:18Oh, I can see we're going to be fussy today.
50:20You're a bit of a fusspot.
50:21Maybe I should make you a special brew.
50:24A what?
50:24I've heard about this.
50:29Is that a witch's hat?
50:30It's a doctor's hat.
50:32I have some respect.
50:33Fresh pot for the fusspot.
50:36Some rat tail.
50:38Feathers.
50:39I plucked this myself.
50:40That chicken never saw it coming.
50:41Oh, eyeballs.
50:43Yes.
50:43Old eyeballs.
50:46Have you got anything else?
50:47Maybe your titties are sore.
50:48You got sore titties.
50:49Maybe you got some anxiety.
50:50I've actually been getting anxiety when I go on planes.
50:53Have you?
50:54I have.
50:54Hey, I want you to know that's completely normal.
50:57It is?
50:57Yes.
50:58I'm going to give you the strongest valium that I can.
51:00It's just so good to be seen.
51:04Drink!
51:04No!
51:05No!
51:06I don't want this queer and women's treatment.
51:08Just treat me like a normal patient.
51:11Okay.
51:12Well, from what I can see, carry a lot of extra weight.
51:16You want to lose some of that.
51:18It's going to make you feel lighter.
51:20Also, have you tried smiling?
51:21It's an attitude thing.
51:22Can you try it?
51:28Don't you feel better?
51:29I feel better.
51:36All right, husbands.
51:38Eyes front.
51:39Welcome to a lesbian's guide to being a husband.
51:42You know how they say you give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
51:46Love fish.
51:47I'll teach a man to lesbian and he'll be drowning in wife pussy for the rest of his days.
51:52What the hell?
51:53That's right.
51:54Don't throw me in my rules.
51:56Let me drown.
51:56Let me drown.
51:57That's weird.
51:58Okay.
51:59Lesson one.
52:01Attention to detail.
52:02Husband number one.
52:03I'm going to be your wife.
52:04And your dreams.
52:05And I'm wearing my straight lady cardigan.
52:08Oh, I'm feeling it now.
52:09I think I just broke a nail.
52:10No!
52:12I made Spamble again.
52:15What is wrong with my outfit?
52:16Oh, I know.
52:17There's nothing wrong.
52:18You look great, honey.
52:20Wrong.
52:21The tag was sticking out the whole time.
52:24Boys!
52:27Cannot let your wife walk around the mall with four XLs sticking out of her cardigan.
52:31That is a divorceable offense.
52:33Lesson two.
52:35Argue like a girl.
52:36Husband number two.
52:38I am your wife.
52:39I'm coming to you with a situation.
52:41You ready?
52:42Put the toilet seat down!
52:44How many times do I need to tell you that, Toby?
52:45I'm sick of your shit!
52:47Now, how are you going to win that argument?
52:49Honey, I just realized it's your period tomorrow.
52:51And that is why you're upset.
52:54I'm going to give you full marks for courage.
52:56Thank you.
52:57And double marks for stupidity.
52:59You play the period card.
53:01Your marriage is over.
53:03Lesson three.
53:04How to make your woman scream, but not in fear or disgust.
53:08Okay?
53:09Husband number three.
53:11Let's pretend I'm attracted to you.
53:14Try and seduce me.
53:18Hey, you want to get busy?
53:23Now, who wants to tell me what he did wrong, apart from everything?
53:27Wrong?
53:27Oh, I know.
53:29He undone his shirt buttons.
53:31He did?
53:31When he should have undone his pants.
53:33Yeah!
53:35Let the dick out!
53:36Can I just say straight women are extremely brave?
53:40Honestly, boys, you want to fold your wife over?
53:42I do.
53:42You've got to fold the towel.
53:44Boom.
53:45Boom.
53:46Boom.
53:46Done.
53:47You try it.
53:48What is this wizardry?
53:49Fold it.
53:50Okay, sorry.
53:50Sorry.
53:51Can I help you?
53:51I'm just here to pick up my husband.
53:52Darren, we're late.
53:53Wait, wait, wait.
53:54Why don't you show your wife what you learn?
53:55Yeah.
53:57You've got to go on.
53:58You've got to go on.
53:59Dylan.
54:01Hey, honey.
54:03Your tag is hanging out.
54:05Is it?
54:06No.
54:07No, it's not.
54:08Darren?
54:08Oh, you must be on your period.
54:10I'm behind the walls.
54:11Darren.
54:12Check this out.
54:18What am I supposed to do with that, Darren?
54:21I'm afraid Darren's a lost cause.
54:23What?
54:24I, however, am fully house trained.
54:26And I've got a van out the front.
54:27Do you want to get out of here?
54:29Yeah, I do.
54:30Oh, wow.
54:31Say hi, Darren.
54:35She's good.
54:39Do you know, when I was young, I just assumed that drugs, rock and roll and wild sex would ruin
54:44my life, but it wasn't that at all.
54:46It's TikTok.
54:48TikTok is busy ruining my life.
54:50Simple things that you think you know how to do, like how to get the avocado separated
54:54from its skin.
54:55It's easy.
54:56You cut it open, take a spoon, slop it on a plate and you're done.
54:59But no.
55:00On TikTok, they do it different.
55:02They peel the outside off and then they cut it in half and they slice it and slices and
55:06they put it on a board like, have you seen that?
55:08That looks sexy.
55:10And it's like, I'm going to do that.
55:13I didn't do that.
55:15Because I go and I get my avocado and I get home and I peel it and then there's all
55:19these
55:20black dots all over it.
55:21And I was like, oh no, my avocado is diseased.
55:24But it was not diseased, was it?
55:26No.
55:27It's people in my community who would go and squeeze the shit out of that avocado.
55:32All those black dots are people in my community's fingers.
55:35It just drove me nuts.
55:36Like, who would do that?
55:38Like, why are you squeezing anything?
55:39You're not a farmer.
55:41This may come as no big surprise, but I do have a therapist.
55:46I know.
55:47It's like when I meet someone who goes, I've never been to therapy.
55:49I go, red flag, get a red flag.
55:52But I think my therapist might be a red flag because she bought me for Christmas a reflective
55:58vest.
56:00She bought me this reflective vest because she says, oh, you want to police what other people
56:05do with their lives.
56:06So here, while I'm away for seven weeks in Europe, why don't you wear your little reflective
56:10vest and go police what other people are doing?
56:12I'm like, listen, first of all, fuck you.
56:17Secondly, she's real cheap, so I have to take some shit.
56:21I have to go see her so frequently, you've got to get a budget-friendly one, you see.
56:26Secondly, I don't want to police what other people do.
56:29I don't.
56:29I want you to just be able to do your shit, do your part.
56:33But you don't.
56:34So now I do have to police what you do.
56:45We've got one.
56:46Tomato section.
56:47Suspect is male.
56:48Quite tall.
56:51Extremely unattractive to me.
56:56Strike one.
57:09Strike two.
57:11That was terrible.
57:13Stand by.
57:14We're going to take this sucker down.
57:21Not to summing it.
57:24Come on, mate.
57:25You're inside it.
57:26It's my good.
57:28Hold your fire.
57:29We need a clean putback before we can arrest them.
57:33We've got him!
57:34Move, move, move!
57:36What the hell?
57:37What are you doing?
57:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
57:42ow, ow, get your toes away from my face, sir.
57:44Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
57:45Someone get these dally boys off me.
57:47What are you doing?
57:49What are you doing?
57:50Thought you could come in here in broad daylight and fondle fruit?
57:53My name is Ursula.
57:54Special Fruits Unit.
57:56We are charging you with fiddling in the third degree.
57:59It's not illegal to inspect fresh produce.
58:01Inspect?
58:01You fingered this one so much if it was a human being I wouldn't marry it.
58:04Why do you just want to find a ripe avocado?
58:05Well, we all would love a ripe avocado, but now someone has to go home with your sloppy seconds.
58:10You can't arrest me.
58:11You don't know what I can do.
58:13What are you gonna do?
58:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ow, ow, ow.
58:19Yeah, yeah.
58:20Oh, oh, oh, ow.
58:23Right?
58:24What God, you monster.
58:26Oh, gosh, he's fingering the ice cream.
58:29God, I feel sick.
58:31You don't watch Robbie's face.
58:32You're gonna watch this.
58:33I'll be like this.
58:34Oh, God.
58:35هل تحفان لحث لاحقاً لحظة، أنا تحفان لحظاتي
58:38باشد مع أحضار، جانبتي بتكون عملياً
58:42تحفان هذا جوء بشكل كذير change
58:44تشفشى بعض الأشياء تحفظ
58:45تحفظ التحفظ الأشياء، تحفظ التحفظ
58:48ستتحفظ هذا الظهر
58:54قلت كما يجب أن تدخلتها
59:00سيكون قلت اجتبتها
59:01الان
59:04هذا اخبار
59:06سيكون
59:06احباراً
59:06إذا كانساً
59:07لديك فقراءة
59:07يقول لديك
59:09لا ألعب كافج
59:09صالح
59:10لديك
59:10اخبار بالكافة
59:10الأعبة
59:10وكما انتهى
59:11توليها
59:12في الشد
59:13حيث
59:14سوف
59:14نحتاج
59:15حلقة
59:15توليك
59:19سوف يكن
59:27ترجمة نانسي قنقر
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