00:00Pour tous les creatures de Terre, le plus grand pursuit est de trouver un mâtiment.
00:06Ce unimpressive mâtiment est face avec une autre mâtiment season, seul.
00:11Wait, est-ce que tu filmes ça ?
00:13Et un peu de mâtiment peut signifier le fin de la mort.
00:17Stop narrating à moi !
00:19Me a l'autre !
00:22Ce qu'est-ce que je dois faire ?
00:23C'est mâtiment season !
00:25Vous, mon ami, êtes en train de la dating-site.
00:27Il y a la dating-site pour chaque animal.
00:30«Field »
00:31C'est si vous cherchez un groupe situation.
00:34Oh.
00:34En un field, of course.
00:35Hey, man !
00:36You wanna doink my wife ?
00:38Yeah !
00:44We're all just searching for someone to share our lives with.
00:48I hooked up with one of my lads' friends.
00:50Vaughn, we respect you so much.
00:52Hiya, boys.
00:54Va-va-voom !
00:55Oh, did you just va-va-voom your own mom ?
00:58I have the best and prettiest mommy in the world.
01:00Your mom, she tried to seduce me.
01:03You fuck my mom ?
01:09I love our friend group.
01:14You gotta get back on the horse.
01:16Now kiss me.
01:17But don't stick out your tongue because I'll think it's a finger and I'll bite it off.
01:23My heart desires love ?
01:25A little cliché, but we'll go with love.
01:30Hey, Dave.
01:31Dude.
01:31We're on lesbians.
01:32Nice.
01:33Nice.
01:34It is scary to be alone.
01:37We're not alone.
01:38We have each other.
01:42Oh, you gonna spray me ?
01:44You like that, you little freak ?
01:46Yeah, express your anal glands all over my goddamn pelt.
01:49Oh, oh, oh.
01:50Oh.
01:51Oh.
01:52Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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