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00:05:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You may not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
00:06:27I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office.
00:06:38I don't...
00:06:38I mean, the CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now, I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Winningidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:24Like whining, but more horrible.
00:07:27Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:38But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:52That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again!
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11Amen, sister.
00:08:12Let's hurt them.
00:08:14Yeah, but what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:21What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:24S-T-O-P.
00:08:25Stop.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26That thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop.
00:08:28T.
00:08:29Take a step back.
00:08:30O.
00:08:30Yeah, can I, forgive me.
00:08:31Can I just, the S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop, but the S of stop stands for stop?
00:08:41Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41That's, um...
00:08:42Uh, that's, no, that's right.
00:08:44Um, S-stop.
00:08:45T.
00:08:45Take a step back.
00:08:46O.
00:08:47Observe.
00:08:48P.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Proceed.
00:08:49Uh-huh.
00:08:50Mindfully.
00:08:50It's just a, a little thing to remember for when that...
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, couldn't you people pretend to, to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:00I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if, if I, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20You did.
00:09:21The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Yeah, of stop.
00:09:24Of stop.
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I, I think I, I may fail.
00:09:33Because I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, uh, R is for, uh...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm gonna say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm gonna say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapist.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapist.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it.
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:59You breathe.
00:10:02But I've seen S.A.T. scores go up.
00:10:05Fifteen, twenty percent with the right fungal regime, but there's always side effects with
00:10:09fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest with the hitting and getting the right.
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon.
00:10:20No, I'm going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow.
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:32It's, like, worth a hundred IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe multicolor?
00:10:41Uh...
00:10:41Manifests?
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:44Individuality?
00:10:45Mm-hmm.
00:10:46No, I think she'd look like a blue-eyed piñata.
00:10:51No.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm.
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:03Um, sorry.
00:11:05So, uh, as I said, the full report promised, but...
00:11:09Okay, so boiling it down to some salient headlines.
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:13Um, the nonverbal abstract processing average, um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying
00:11:20diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:32Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Duncan?
00:11:34Go.
00:11:36Remy?
00:11:36You remember Remy, our admissions consultant?
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:40Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit.
00:11:53Jamie.
00:11:54Whoa.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Ginger.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:07Just do that.
00:12:08I'll take you.
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:10No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the silicon sabants are in a little diversion in the neural, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in.
00:12:27Right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry.
00:12:44I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called the cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50And I was talking to her, and I just, oh, and...
00:12:53Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:12:59Uh, no.
00:13:03Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You do not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:23Come get me.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Can I...
00:13:26Listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:35A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:37Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:42Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's joining...
00:13:51Actually, uh...
00:13:52I keep meaning to get tested.
00:13:55But...
00:13:57Um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:05Don't worry about that.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What are you doing now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:10Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah, great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:24Yeah?
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:30So, microphones.
00:14:32Same as Ed Ducks.
00:14:34You can't do it when it's warm.
00:14:36For a bright, yeah.
00:14:38Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look at the most things.
00:14:43Look at all the things.
00:14:43Even your closet can be a tiny place.
00:14:46For cameras as tiny as a grain of salt.
00:14:51And people.
00:14:52Your art.
00:14:53So, painting.
00:14:54And that pattern hiding is really wicked, right?
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of Tsuna-Visari's.
00:15:16Gina Azanho.
00:15:19Gina Azanho.
00:15:21Gina Azanho.
00:15:45No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:18Yeah, but that's the thing you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg,
00:16:58you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely?
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:14I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:22Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:36Did you lock the door?
00:18:40Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:48Um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:52It's, it's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:56Hallumi?
00:19:56Yeah, uh, uh, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Hallumi, uh, wiener dog.
00:20:02We scattered our ashes at the beach
00:20:05That trip
00:20:06That we took to Knott's Berry Farm
00:20:08You remember
00:20:10Yes you do, you loved it
00:20:12There was that mine ride
00:20:15With the animatronic Chinese laborers
00:20:17And you wore that little cowboy hat
00:20:19I got you
00:20:21Well I didn't go there for me
00:20:22Orson, Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm
00:20:29Um
00:20:30Why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead
00:20:33Yeah
00:20:34Good idea
00:20:40Um
00:20:40Like this
00:20:42Um
00:20:42Right over here
00:20:45This
00:20:46Yeah
00:20:47Thank you
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves
00:21:05Yeah
00:21:07It's
00:21:07It's a beautiful house
00:21:09Duncan
00:21:10Yeah
00:21:11It was Hamish's
00:21:13My business partner
00:21:15College roommate
00:21:16Yeah
00:21:18He loved it here
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah
00:21:23Uh, yeah
00:21:24Uh, buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa
00:21:26And I bought a Subaru on Fafa
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru
00:21:31Got that on Fafa
00:21:32Nice
00:21:34Okay, so
00:21:35Okay, so I really gotta get back
00:21:36So can you run me to the
00:21:38Yes, yes
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius
00:21:42Inept
00:21:42But
00:21:42You know, he couldn't
00:21:44Okay
00:21:45He couldn't look people in the eye
00:21:47He couldn't
00:21:48Couldn't talk to people
00:21:49I talked
00:21:51For him
00:21:57Dude had a horrible stutter
00:22:00Yeah, I would
00:22:01Steal his
00:22:03His shoes
00:22:05His medication
00:22:06You know, that kind of thing
00:22:07And, uh
00:22:09He'd go
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself
00:22:18Oh
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually
00:22:21Oh, fuck
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh
00:22:24Carved his goodbye
00:22:26Sorry
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:33You're welcome
00:22:34He gave me
00:22:35This house
00:22:36Gave me everything
00:22:37And a chance to do it
00:22:38On my own
00:22:42Yeah
00:22:45That's how
00:22:46I bought Hypernosis
00:22:51Woo
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then
00:22:57Let's go
00:22:58Okay
00:22:58Okay
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you
00:23:06I'm
00:23:06I'm sure you
00:23:07Keep her very satisfied
00:23:10And I
00:23:10I'm
00:23:12I'm
00:23:12I mean financially
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan
00:23:15I appreciate your concern
00:23:17You can call yourself a car
00:23:18Right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back
00:23:20And meditate
00:23:21If you just go up the hill
00:23:22You'll eventually
00:23:23Get service
00:23:24Okay?
00:23:26Wait up
00:23:26Up the
00:23:26This
00:23:39Okay
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me
00:23:46No, uh, no
00:23:47It's not
00:23:47It's, um
00:23:48Okay
00:23:48She, uh, she wants, uh
00:23:50She wants a gun
00:23:51A gun
00:23:57A gun
00:23:58A gun
00:23:59Yes
00:24:10Good morning
00:24:13Good morning
00:24:43Good morning
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say
00:24:54Clepto
00:24:54Hyrule
00:24:56Psycho
00:24:59Probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself
00:25:02I'm just having too much fun, you know
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up
00:25:22It's embarrassing
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be
00:25:54You're gonna be great
00:25:55Not great
00:25:56You don't have to be great
00:25:57Just keep expectations
00:25:59Reasonable
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um
00:26:03He tried to fly
00:26:04Uh, too close to the sun
00:26:06But his wings melted
00:26:07And so he fell down to earth
00:26:09And died
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low
00:26:11He'd drown
00:26:13The middle
00:26:15That
00:26:15Is where you wanna be
00:26:16Yep
00:26:18Not drowning
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20But hey
00:26:22You're flying
00:26:22That's cool
00:26:23Okay, thanks mom
00:26:27Love you so much
00:26:28If you have no idea
00:26:42Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much
00:26:49Hi
00:26:50Uh, name and great
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade
00:26:59I'm new
00:27:00So
00:27:03Uh
00:27:03Dr. Webb
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:05Uh, this young man
00:27:07Is in the system
00:27:08But
00:27:10Hun, it looks like
00:27:12Your transcript
00:27:13From your last school
00:27:14Never arrived
00:27:16We can't onboard you
00:27:18Until we get it
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that
00:27:21Oh
00:27:21Well
00:27:21Can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah
00:27:47Um, he didn't
00:27:49He didn't answer
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:52Someone will come by you
00:27:54Hi
00:27:56I'm okay
00:28:20I'm okay
00:28:37Uh, have a good day
00:28:39Yeah
00:28:40Bye, bye, bye
00:28:41Bye, bye
00:28:41Um, hey
00:28:43Uh, we should talk
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about
00:28:46Nothing to talk
00:28:47That's
00:28:47That's emotional distortion
00:28:49And if deliberate
00:28:50Um, quite cruel
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here
00:28:56It's fine
00:28:56It's fine
00:28:57It's fine, that's fine
00:28:57Follow me
00:28:57Uh, we'll talk
00:28:58No
00:28:59Fine
00:29:00Um, when you were insider trading off your patients
00:29:04I'm, I'm sorry
00:29:05I'm sorry, your clients
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients
00:29:08Most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10Given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13According to the rules of Therapy International
00:29:16I'm just curious
00:29:22Oh my god
00:29:24I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
00:29:38I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
00:29:38I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
00:29:38I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
00:29:49Gracias.
00:30:22Gracias.
00:30:47Gracias.
00:31:15Gracias.
00:31:24Gracias.
00:31:45Gracias.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:49They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this, so...
00:31:59And five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:08They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
00:32:21Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses.
00:32:35Only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:38Uh, I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity.
00:32:49Like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:03To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you.
00:33:19Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31I-
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:41Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we gonna call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No-
00:34:08No-did.
00:34:09No-did.
00:34:10Like?
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09I have no death.
00:35:09I have no death.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:12The eye of no death.
00:35:19What is this void?
00:35:31I've never seen this before.
00:35:32He's not too late.
00:35:32I'm just too late.
00:35:37I have no video on this soon.
00:35:38I'll tell her to buy him later.
00:35:38He doesn't trust him.
00:35:38That's right.
00:35:39I'm not too late.
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00:41:38¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:40¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:41¡Es un EV, ok?
00:41:42¡Suscríbete al solución!
00:41:44¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:46¡Oh, Joanne, no puedes esconder de mí!
00:42:06¡Esto está!
00:42:08...
00:42:09...
00:42:10Se vea.
00:42:10Se vea.
00:42:11Se vea.
00:42:13Se vea.
00:42:14No veo.
00:42:15No hay nada aquí.
00:42:17Ok.
00:42:18Literalmente, no hay nada aquí.
00:42:19Just hold tight.
00:42:20Se debe estar ahí.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Sí, se debe estar ahí.
00:42:25Duncan, ¿te vas a confirmar?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh oh.
00:42:44¿Vale?
00:42:45¿Vale?
00:42:48¿Vale?
00:42:51¿Vale?
00:42:52¿Por qué el monstruo se cae de la árbita?
00:42:53Porque los poejos se cortan sus manos.
00:42:55¿Tú, por favor?
00:42:59¿Vale?
00:43:01¿Vale?
00:43:02¿Vale?
00:43:02¿Vale?
00:43:03¿Vale?
00:43:04¿Vale?
00:43:05¿Vale?
00:43:07¿Vale?
00:43:08¿Vale?
00:43:17¿Vale?
00:43:19¿Vale?
00:43:20¿Vale?
00:43:25Ciencias es.
00:43:29First turtle
00:43:31Right
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident
00:44:22All right
00:44:46¡Gracias!
00:45:21¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:45:23¡Gracias!
00:45:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:45:27¡Gracias!
00:45:29¡Gracias!
00:45:30¡Gracias!
00:45:37¡Joann!
00:45:41Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Duncan,
00:45:46you have
00:45:47to stop breaking into
00:45:49my house like this.
00:45:50Este es mi primera vez.
00:45:51Ok, voy a llamar a la policía.
00:45:54No, no, y voy a llamar Nana Marks, la jornalista.
00:45:59Ella me paga por tips todo el tiempo.
00:46:00All I have to tell her es, Nana, do I have a story for you.
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here, like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured you don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:37Ugh, oh my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05And now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information, but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:41Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:52Thank you.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:55But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abidelli finger-banged you at the
00:48:09Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13How did...
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's going to...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:56Carl Bardoff.
00:48:59Carl Bardoff.
00:49:00As in Bardoff's law?
00:49:02Bardoff?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardoff?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on.
00:49:58Come on.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Everything okay?
00:50:12Hey
00:50:13You alright?
00:50:16Gary
00:50:17Um
00:50:18I have to
00:50:22Tell you something
00:50:25So
00:50:26Duncan Park
00:50:28Oh yeah yeah yeah
00:50:29Yes um
00:50:31That's on me
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that
00:50:35I
00:50:36It was a slip
00:50:38It was just a slip
00:50:39I'm sorry
00:50:41I apologized right away
00:50:42And um
00:50:45Then I
00:50:46Gave him a free neuropsych of Al
00:50:50You
00:50:53You
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth
00:50:58Hundreds of millions of dollars
00:51:00And he is the single most vile
00:51:02Arrogant
00:51:03Incurable
00:51:04Okay I see you're still activated
00:51:05No no Gary
00:51:07You have to listen to me
00:51:08Okay okay
00:51:09Can you just let me
00:51:10You listen to me
00:51:11May I please
00:51:11May I
00:51:15I get it
00:51:16I do
00:51:16Sometimes we become resentful of
00:51:19Our clients
00:51:20Oh please
00:51:21Tell me more
00:51:22Professor Felder
00:51:24Oh teach me
00:51:25And mentor me
00:51:27All right sarcasm aside
00:51:28I know a psychiatrist
00:51:29Who was in a terrible car accident
00:51:31He barely survived
00:51:31Broke his neck
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34And still went back
00:51:35To treat clients
00:51:37And I asked him
00:51:38How do you do this
00:51:39How do you sit there
00:51:40And listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42After what you've been through
00:51:43And the answer was
00:51:46Suffering
00:51:46Is suffering
00:51:50Gary
00:51:51I was there
00:51:53When Phil told you that story
00:51:58He was
00:51:59No
00:52:00No you're wrong
00:52:02Because Phil
00:52:03Was
00:52:04No you're mistaken
00:52:05About that
00:52:05But the point
00:52:07Is that
00:52:08Duncan Park
00:52:10Deserves therapy
00:52:11As much as anybody
00:52:12Anywhere
00:52:13He's a human being
00:52:15Rich
00:52:15Poor
00:52:17It doesn't matter
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now
00:52:23Joanne
00:52:25I hate to fight with you
00:52:29Yeah
00:52:32Anyway
00:52:34Here
00:52:38I know that you feel
00:52:39That you don't always
00:52:40Get what you want
00:52:40That's not what I
00:52:42I didn't mean to
00:52:43It's okay if you did
00:52:44I heard you
00:52:45And I wish
00:52:46I could give you
00:52:47A better
00:52:52Anyway
00:52:52Here
00:52:59Thank you
00:53:00You're welcome
00:53:01Silly
00:53:05Silly
00:53:05Man
00:53:14Yeah
00:53:21Oh my god
00:53:22It's
00:53:25It's perfect
00:53:30Yum right
00:53:32I think this is our new regular
00:53:33Yeah
00:53:34I sort of prefer Alpine
00:53:36But this is good
00:53:37This is good
00:53:40Hey dad
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma
00:53:44She stole my cube
00:53:46Jim Jim
00:53:46And you've had
00:53:47So many nannies
00:53:48Anyway
00:53:49Nope
00:53:50There's Thelma
00:53:51Since I was born
00:53:52No
00:53:53What about the hot ones
00:53:54When you were young
00:53:55With the shorts
00:53:57That was Thelma
00:53:58That was Thelma
00:54:00Oh my god
00:54:01Really
00:54:01Okay
00:54:04How about this
00:54:04You don't tell mom
00:54:05About the milkshake
00:54:06And I won't
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma
00:54:09Okay
00:54:10Deal
00:54:14And also
00:54:15I can get into Stanford
00:54:17For real
00:54:17Without cheating
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time
00:54:21And you and mom
00:54:22Will have to get money
00:54:22Okay
00:54:23Okay
00:54:24It is daddy's money
00:54:26And sweetie
00:54:27Cheating is doing it for real
00:54:30The only real cheating
00:54:31Is when you cheat yourself
00:54:33Cheaters never lose
00:54:35And losers
00:54:36They never cheat
00:54:37Okay
00:54:40Okay dad
00:54:59Think about the sun
00:55:01Pippin
00:55:03Think about her golden glass
00:55:10How she lights the world up
00:55:13Well
00:55:14Now it's your chance
00:55:17With the guardian of splendor
00:55:21Inviting you to dance
00:55:26Pippin
00:55:27Pippin
00:55:28Think about the sun
00:55:33Think about your life
00:55:36Pippin
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41Think about the beauty
00:55:43In one perfect flame
00:55:47And the angels of the morning
00:55:51Are calling out to me
00:55:55If they think about the sun
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall
00:56:06About to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10Did you kill anyone?
00:56:12Sander
00:56:12Until we get his transcript
00:56:14He's not our responsibility
00:56:16Duncan Park
00:56:17Hypernosis
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes
00:56:24What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39When she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41It triggered me
00:56:42Like a fire alarm
00:56:43At a fireworks factory
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne
00:56:50For anger management purposes
00:56:52And he's upset at something
00:56:55I don't know if we really know
00:56:57What that is yet
00:56:58To me
00:56:59Some of it's just
00:56:59Old-fashioned generational
00:57:01Ageism
00:57:02Where he's older
00:57:03And he sees the younger people
00:57:05Screwing things up
00:57:06And she gives him
00:57:08A mnemonic
00:57:09Stop
00:57:10S-stop
00:57:11T
00:57:11Take a step back
00:57:12O
00:57:13Observe
00:57:13P
00:57:14Proceed
00:57:16Mindfully
00:57:16It's just a little thing
00:57:18To remember for when that
00:57:20The S of stops is for stop
00:57:21Correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon
00:57:24One of my writers
00:57:25And she would joke about that
00:57:27I may start
00:57:28S is for start
00:57:29T
00:57:31Throwing thing
00:57:32Carl
00:57:32I think it's hysterical
00:57:34From the point of view of
00:57:35Bardolph getting so pissed off
00:57:37On the lack of thought
00:57:39That went into
00:57:40Making stop
00:57:41The first
00:57:42Step of stop
00:57:43Based on a true story
00:57:45Don't say it
00:57:46I'm gonna say it
00:57:46Don't say it
00:57:47I'm gonna say it
00:57:47Retarded
00:57:48Okay
00:57:49And the last key
00:57:50Is for therapists
00:57:50I am going to start
00:57:51Throwing things
00:57:53And retarded
00:57:54Therapists
00:57:57You're out
00:57:59What was Joanne
00:58:00Texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun
00:58:02A gun
00:58:04Uh oh
00:58:05Also in episode 2
00:58:07You have
00:58:08A real
00:58:08Ratcheting up
00:58:09Of the Joanne
00:58:10Duncan dynamic
00:58:13He
00:58:13Feels like
00:58:14They were gonna be partners
00:58:15And now she's not
00:58:16Returning his calls
00:58:17She's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into
00:58:21Joanne's house
00:58:22First of all
00:58:23It's probably my favorite
00:58:24Scene in the season
00:58:25I just love it
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27Are duking it out
00:58:29In a way that's
00:58:30Incredibly gratifying
00:58:32To watch
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33Like working with Sarah
00:58:34Has been
00:58:35An absolute treat
00:58:36You know
00:58:36It's important like
00:58:38To show up every day
00:58:39To work
00:58:40And be inspired
00:58:40By the people around you
00:58:41To push harder
00:58:42And you know
00:58:43Be better
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45On the little
00:58:47Insider
00:58:48Treating
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50Unfuck that bell
00:58:51You committed a crime
00:58:53And I'm the natural
00:58:54Consequence of that crime
00:58:55It is the moment
00:58:56When their characters
00:58:58Wants
00:58:59And needs
00:59:00Come to
00:59:01A
00:59:02Collision point
00:59:03Joanne
00:59:04Seemingly gives in
00:59:05All I need
00:59:06Is just
00:59:06One
00:59:06Of your clients
00:59:08Carl Bardolph
00:59:10Carl Bardolph
00:59:12We know that
00:59:13Carl Bardolph
00:59:13Is violently angry
00:59:15And does not want
00:59:16People talking to him
00:59:17And worshipping at his feet
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20That to Duncan
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22In the next episode
00:59:23Of The Audacity
00:59:24And does not want
00:59:32To be
01:00:04Gracias por ver el video.
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