00:00Axiom America v. Commander China
00:06One battle after another
00:11Nebraska gun kata
00:15So what's the first female president of the United States doing?
00:18Blasting SBS commandos?
00:21Well, it's been one totally weird day
00:23I was giving a commencement speech
00:26Like, literally, at the University of Colorado
00:29And there was this cobra-looking dude
00:32Called Sir Sirponox
00:36Nebraska power punch
00:38And this creep has it in for me
00:52While smiling and without the audience knowing
00:54I saw the assassin's muzzle flash and cop
00:56The projectile with my bionic glove
01:02So I'm an international student
01:05At the University of Colorado
01:09Before I know it, I'm surrounded by ice agents
01:14So I'm cornered, right?
01:17What do you do when cornered?
01:22Shanghai flashbang
01:25Well, when you're cornered, you fight back
01:43You're not supporting anyone today
01:45Definitely no international student
01:48You like my Shanghai dragon claws?
01:51I was listening to Megan Kennedy's speech
01:54Then I see these ice agents running for the library
01:58Little did I know Megan Kennedy was transforming close by
02:02I'm John F. Kennedy's great granddaughter
02:05In the name of Jesus Christ, transform me
02:09Into the Sentinel, Axiom America
02:12So when I saw those agents, I transformed as well
02:17I'm the great granddaughter of General Sun Tzu
02:23In the name of all AI
02:24Server Farms transformed me into Commander China
02:28It was at this point I saw an ad
02:30Leap as Commando come through the library window
02:33Saw my dragon drone
02:35And I decided to go check out the football field
02:39Little do Axiom America and Commander China
02:42Know about another powerhouse
02:43Making her way to the university's football field
02:48Who will win this battle?
02:51Who will win this battle?
02:52My champ
02:54On Battle board
02:55On Battle board
02:56On Battle board
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