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Die Lunikoff Verschwörung - Die völlig abgefahrene Ostberlin-Hillbilly Tour 2017
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00:00:03Let's get started.
00:00:04So, ladies and gentlemen, I am very pleased that we have all gathered here together.
00:00:10If the old woman is going to sing for you, then at least expect feigned enthusiasm.
00:00:15So, I'll open with the song we use to open every concert,
00:00:19However, the part of the forehand disc that was sung so badly during the recording had to be cut out.
00:00:24So, now for the guests who had the courage to show up here in the middle of the week and...
00:00:31to do that.
00:00:32In Berlin, under the linden trees, there stands a monument to our great King Frederick, whom every good German knows.
00:00:41How often have I been there, in rain and sunshine, and then the beautiful words always came back to me.
00:00:51Great Frederick, descend here and rule Prussia again.
00:00:56With a strong hand, our mare is in the fatherland.
00:01:01Great Frederick, descend here and rule Prussia again.
00:01:06Let von der Leyen continue her search for Wehrmacht memorabilia in these miserable times.
00:01:11through the Bundeswehr barracks row in Friedrichs-Auchten-Generalelä.
00:01:15Ah, we didn't need much time until now, when our people are being slandered, against our Wehrmacht propaganda.
00:01:22If a flash of lightning came up to the horse, the whole gang would cower.
00:01:27And then out they went, the servants, like a Zieten from the bush.
00:01:31Great Frederick, descend here and rule Prussia again.
00:01:37With a strong hand, our mare is in the fatherland.
00:01:42Great Frederick, descend here and rule Prussia again.
00:01:46In these miserable times, let the recently resurrected Guttenberg
00:01:50Maybe he should write his doctoral thesis himself someday.
00:01:53And then the witnesses and teeth-clapping for the whole pack of scoundrels.
00:01:57All is over with the little table, but not the corner.
00:01:59So now then?
00:02:00Teeth on the bench!
00:02:01Fantastic, these are the scoundrels who are selling out the fatherland.
00:02:06Friedrichos, yep, the order is that the map should be delivered in Laufen.
00:02:11Great Frederick, descend here and rule Prussia again.
00:02:16Help our poor fatherland with a strong hand.
00:02:20Great Frederick, descend here and rule Prussia again.
00:02:25All Germans stand ready for Prussia's universality.
00:02:30Great Frederick, descend here and rule Prussia again.
00:02:35In these miserable times, let the whole pact go to hell.
00:02:41Thanks!
00:02:47When a carnival musician can't think of anything else, you just make it very simple.
00:02:52You simply take an old German popular song.
00:02:55He changes three words, and suddenly it's a crime, suddenly it's nationalistic.
00:02:58The same applies to the following.
00:02:59Our Germany will be free, who wants to stop it?
00:03:04But not those in the Reichstag, the crooked ones.
00:03:08And no state security officer, no rubber truncheon, no thought police.
00:03:14Our Germany will be free, our Germany will be free.
00:03:18Our Germany will be free, who wants to prevent that?
00:03:22Sheikh from Türkiye.
00:03:24With 15 children, it will be a real treat when the carpets are flying.
00:03:30Back to the geldings.
00:03:32Our Germany will be free, our Germany will be free.
00:03:36Our Germany will be free from all constraints.
00:03:40And then Jochai goes to the flag.
00:03:42Hanging them high on the lamppost, that's where we like to have them, old friends, with us.
00:03:50Our Germany will be free, our Germany will be free.
00:03:54Our Germany will be free.
00:03:57Hey, text me, brew.
00:04:02So, here's what's shown on the recently released RS map.
00:04:15So, here's what's on the newly released black disc.
00:04:22Adding fuel to the fire.
00:04:25As a child, I believed in ghosts, monsters, and specters.
00:04:29At night under my bed or outside in front of the window.
00:04:32Later, when I was older, I thought that was child's play.
00:04:35Until a terrible thought came to me last night.
00:04:38A thought that makes me feel an unspeakable, grey pact.
00:04:43EG NUXT!
00:04:44EG NUXT!
00:04:46What are the glass base and the headless rider?
00:04:49Even fate with the Council of Three, just a miserable drop.
00:04:52Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, whatever their names are.
00:04:55Even the thing from the swamp would shit itself with fear.
00:04:58The highlight of this ghost train is, well, that's just crap.
00:05:01EG NUXT!
00:05:02EG NUXT!
00:05:03And when the lamp flickers at night, the old floorboards creak.
00:05:08That doesn't scare me, that doesn't make a fool of me.
00:05:10Hollywood horror trash leaves me completely cold.
00:05:14Only a terrifying figure can bring true horror.
00:05:16Thankfully, at least the costumes were hideous.
00:05:20EG NUXT!
00:05:21EG NUXT!
00:05:22And if they then...
00:05:24EG NUXT!
00:05:26EG NUXT!
00:05:28EG NUXT!
00:05:29And now imagine doing all of this during the act.
00:05:33EG NUXT!
00:05:35You pigs, I mean the state ceremony, of course.
00:05:37EG NUXT!
00:05:45The original version of the following song is so illegal that I'm not even allowed to mention its title.
00:05:51So, listen now...
00:05:53Africa, Part 2.
00:05:54Swaying and rocking is allowed.
00:06:01Millions of Black people are coming across the sea at full steam and with all blessings.
00:06:07Suddenly they think they're seeing things, because something might be coming towards them.
00:06:14This is me in my rowing boat and no matter what the colored people shout after me.
00:06:21I turned to Africa because...
00:06:25Africa must move forward in time!
00:06:27Very nice!
00:06:28Now, no one with a text-aware audience.
00:06:31It's beautiful there, the primeval forest is colorful, and there is peaceful glory.
00:06:37The sun is already shining at eight in the morning, and the wind is gently fanning it.
00:06:43The last native was just eaten by the crocodile.
00:06:47It doesn't look like any more will be coming in.
00:06:51I turned to Africa because...
00:06:54Africa must be empty by now!
00:06:57Oh, I see, Lutte, sir.
00:06:58Who is allowed to do what?
00:06:59There is no Antifa, no state security, and no Section 130 there.
00:07:05No Merkel and no misery.
00:07:08I'm not entirely sure that even the BPM contacted me.
00:07:10I was a jerk and the baboon may have stared stupidly, but now it's your turn to be tolerant and fair!
00:07:19I turned to Africa because...
00:07:23Africa must be fair now!
00:07:27Now I hear loud, forbidden music, and a forbidden flag is being raised on my farm.
00:07:33For breakfast there's delicious coconut wine and schnapps made from cassava and banana.
00:07:39Then I'm blue and squawking around, invisible, heavily pigmented fellow citizen.
00:07:46Pour me more!
00:07:47Because I am now Putu of Africa!
00:07:50Let that be a real disappointment to you Alliance 90 voters!
00:07:53I am neither a refugee nor a migrant!
00:07:56I come as lord and master!
00:07:59And the parrot said very quietly to the toucan,
00:08:02Kick me, his name is Nunikow!
00:08:09We were already swaying to the music.
00:08:13And now you're really getting down to brass tacks.
00:08:15Get ready for some fun and dancing!
00:08:18In Cologne on the Rhine at the main train station
00:08:21New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:08:24Jabs really went off on New Year's Eve
00:08:27New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:08:30The fools from the Orient
00:08:32New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:08:35Out of control again!
00:08:38New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:08:41Let yourself be happy and no longer sober.
00:08:44New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:08:47Apparently, the Koran commands schnapps.
00:08:50New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:08:52And then they robbed, raped, and stole.
00:08:55New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:08:58Alawakba, Alawaf and Töllo
00:09:01New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:03No way is this old chestnuts being thrown into a barrel.
00:09:06New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:08The green stubborn woman shrugs the parts with
00:09:12New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:14Here in Cologne, he really was quite dominant.
00:09:17New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:19Refugees are no longer quite so welcome.
00:09:22New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:24And for all those who are good at beating in the country
00:09:28New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:30Will the slogan now be named?
00:09:33New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:35No more raising your ass, teeth out, in hand
00:09:39New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:40But teeth out, ass out in hand
00:09:42New Year's Eve in Cologne
00:09:44But no, let yourself
00:09:46No!
00:09:49Thanks!
00:09:52Next is for
00:09:53I'm so bad at remembering names.
00:09:55All the terrorists
00:09:55His name was lobig
00:09:56Anus Amri
00:09:59That was really cute
00:10:00But I'll take a look.
00:10:02Yes!
00:10:03I should take a course sometime.
00:10:06She has only just been realized
00:10:10Stabbing at the folk festival
00:10:12The evil police arrested him
00:10:14And when they tied his hands
00:10:17He didn't agree with that at all.
00:10:19A policewoman was kicked downstairs
00:10:21I cannot reproduce the power of words here.
00:10:23Okay, he made a mistake there.
00:10:25Please, no blanket suspicion.
00:10:27He eventually realized that.
00:10:30He was able to leave immediately.
00:10:32A verdict where he does not agree
00:10:34The proceedings have been discontinued.
00:10:36But what everyone knew
00:10:38It happened as it had to.
00:10:40The next morning at three
00:10:42Was he back in police custody?
00:10:44There was a lot of woman in a short dress
00:10:47Testosterone controls in the dark
00:10:49One follows him to the church.
00:10:51SEK first take off their boots
00:10:54That wasn't very nice of him.
00:10:56Now he's supposed to read a brochure.
00:10:58That you don't do things like that here
00:11:00Even if he could read, he would have laughed out loud.
00:11:02He then realized
00:11:04He was able to leave immediately.
00:11:06A verdict where he does not agree
00:11:08The proceedings have been discontinued.
00:11:11But what everyone knew
00:11:13It happened as it had to.
00:11:15The next morning at three
00:11:17Was he back in police custody?
00:11:19That same evening it happened
00:11:21Plainclothes officers stopped him
00:11:23He was sitting in the stolen car.
00:11:25It also contained a few weapons.
00:11:27And kilos of white heroin
00:11:30And a suitcase full of counterfeit money.
00:11:32But who believes what handcuffs now cracked?
00:11:34The LKA (State Criminal Police Office) should first review the files.
00:11:36He eventually realized that.
00:11:38He was able to leave immediately.
00:11:40A verdict where he does not agree
00:11:42He discontinued the proceedings
00:11:44But what everyone knew
00:11:46It happened as it had to.
00:11:48The next morning at three
00:11:51Was he back in police custody?
00:11:53Not guilty, thank God.
00:11:55A psychologist signed him off sick.
00:11:57The courts deserve high praise.
00:11:59The poor man, he won't be deported.
00:12:0114 names, none of which should be correct
00:12:03Stretch the truck
00:12:05The driver was killed and parked.
00:12:07Twelve dead at the Christmas market
00:12:09And the moral of the story
00:12:12Unfortunately, he didn't survive either.
00:12:14Otherwise he would surely have realized it.
00:12:16And could leave again immediately
00:12:18Thank you
00:12:21Making a choice sometimes hurts
00:12:24You are a really, really, really great thing
00:12:27Every Monday
00:12:30Lying press, nice system
00:12:32Now it's going to get unpleasant for you.
00:12:35Not just the NPD, not just the AfD
00:13:06The angry citizen is coming
00:13:07Every Monday, the speaker
00:13:10And always twice as much as last time
00:13:14Mishpack, drivel, doctors to me
00:13:16Make fun of yourself
00:13:19Such a type of representative of the people
00:13:22Even the dumbest calves vote.
00:13:24Some bigwig had a great idea.
00:13:28He simply hired an agency
00:13:3120 euros for everyone at the Düdel
00:13:33The one who marched in the counter-demonstration
00:13:36It has opened
00:13:37Every Monday
00:13:39Lying press, every Monday
00:13:42Lying press, every Monday
00:13:44Vorgeser, and always twice as much as the last time
00:13:48Mondays
00:13:49Lying press, every Monday
00:13:51Lying press, every Monday
00:13:54Vorgeser, and always twice as much as last time
00:13:58I have nothing against foreigners, but
00:14:02That's how all the great sentences begin.
00:14:04Public
00:14:06Tolerance here is just babbling.
00:14:07It definitely sounds completely different at home.
00:14:11No one dares to have their own opinion anymore.
00:14:13Everyone's spouting pre-chewed nonsense.
00:14:16Hypochondria to vomiting
00:14:18And anyone who demonstrates on Mondays is a fascist.
00:14:21And every Monday
00:14:23Lying press, every Monday
00:14:29Lying press, every Monday
00:14:31Lying press, every Monday
00:15:00Lying press, every Monday
00:15:01Whether we will return, some have already remained on the field of duty,
00:15:13But he who has endured much with honor, look upwards and do not grieve.
00:15:24Mother, you have prepared us for Germany, this becomes clearer to us every day.
00:15:39that fate has rewarded us to great heights, holy flames blaze through our breasts.
00:15:50Mother, we silently extend our hands to you, look into our faces with faithful courage,
00:16:03Whether victory beckons or a bitter end, Germany will live by our blood.
00:16:16Germany will live on our blood.
00:16:24Mother, we silently extend our hands to you, look into our faces with faithful courage,
00:16:36Whether victory beckons or a bitter end, Germany will live by our blood.
00:16:49Germany will live on our blood.
00:16:55Heine Schanacker, thank you.
00:17:03So, we had, as a German mother, there are also gentlemen who had a bit of bad luck,
00:17:11As far as the parents are concerned, the following little Skarsong is for them.
00:17:16The emo scene was on again recently.
00:17:17The NPD in Berlin is guaranteed to cause trouble, so they made sure to be there, and Antifa was there too.
00:17:23And also pleasant, I know why you're all so quiet, you have a problem.
00:17:36It's not great that the parents are siblings, that's so funny.
00:17:41Hey there, you little stinker.
00:17:42Do you want to punch the name in your face?
00:17:44You simply have to live there, because you look in the mirror.
00:17:46No amount of paint or ear cheese cutting will help.
00:17:49The only thing that would help you now would be suicide.
00:17:52Heine Schanacker, your parents are siblings.
00:17:55Then say your text firmly here.
00:17:57Hey you little rascals, your parents are siblings.
00:18:02There they stand at the side of the road, staring at the Wiel.
00:18:05And ugly all at once, that's a bit much.
00:18:07But we're having fun, we're laughing our heads off.
00:18:10We'll make you cry, we'll annoy you to your grave.
00:18:13Hey you little rascals, your parents are siblings.
00:18:18Hey you little rascals, your parents are siblings.
00:18:23Our former mayor liked his parents.
00:18:26And I saw them.
00:18:27Two, three, three, three, three.
00:18:30Probably.
00:18:38I recently saw a poster: no God, no state, no meat salad.
00:18:49And I thought that illustrates it wonderfully once again.
00:18:52Ticks are all insane, not a single cup left in the cupboard.
00:18:56That was actually always clear.
00:18:58Now they only eat greens and other such rubbish.
00:19:01Some stupid fishermen are eating the food that others are missing.
00:19:03Your stupidity gives me pleasure.
00:19:05And from Hamburg to Kathara, I'll eat my meat salad.
00:19:09And that your vegan mush is lying there.
00:19:12Thanks.
00:19:17Now a song for a man I greatly admired, who passed away last September.
00:19:22died last year.
00:19:24We're talking about Johnny Rebel.
00:19:27Unfortunately, I can't cover any of his music.
00:19:28All his songs would violate paragraph 130.
00:19:31Awesome, man!
00:19:33Is that already a justification for criminal acts?
00:19:35It's in America.
00:19:36At least that's what Johnny Rebel in Ku Klux Klan Valhalla is about, at the eternal bourbon barrel.
00:19:43In the good old South, crosses burn at night.
00:19:53And a rider in white keeps watch on the hill above.
00:20:02And the moon traces its path over the realm of the Ku Klux Klan.
00:20:21A steamboat slowly passes by through the waters of the Mississippi.
00:20:29And the captain salutes the crosses that shine in the darkness.
00:20:38And the moon traces its path over the realm of the Ku Klux Klan.
00:20:46And the moon traces its path over the realm of the Ku Klux Klan.
00:20:55And the hooded men swear by torchlight,
00:21:11And the moon traces its path over the realm of the Ku Klux Klan.
00:21:29Yeehaw!
00:21:30Yeehaw!
00:21:31Johnny Rebel!
00:21:35There were always plans for you to make a small single consisting only of Klan songs.
00:21:39With homemade ones. Would you like to hear more?
00:21:42Correct answer!
00:21:45The song is called Keroubenfremder (Keroub Stranger).
00:21:54Deep in Alabama, way back at the end, our dilapidated hacienda stands in the middle of the swamp.
00:22:01And half a mile before that, there's a sign on the side of the road that clearly says "Nobody from Kerouben".
00:22:13So you'd better turn around and be careful, many a stranger has gotten stuck here in the impassable mire.
00:22:19Our traps are treacherous, our blades are blunt, beware of us, you'll find the boys in the swamp.
00:22:30The swamp is eerie; no one has returned.
00:22:33Screams have often been heard there at night; sometimes they find a head and sometimes a torso.
00:22:39And the Hinterwetter whispered, "Those were the boys from the swamp."
00:22:46So, stranger, hurry up, no Sweet Home, Alabama for you.
00:22:49Grandpa spits out chewing tobacco like an old llama.
00:22:52And just last night again, I don't know how, deep in the swamp he heard this strange melody.
00:23:03Thanks!
00:23:05Thanks!
00:23:06What a necklace!
00:23:11Enoch, from the Sabeans.
00:23:14What a shame!
00:23:15What did my beer open down there?
00:23:17Human beings, those who learn, who open themselves up.
00:23:18Dry!
00:23:22Yes indeed!
00:23:29Towards art, Rita and Heinz, fear you in state club number one.
00:23:38They wet their fine trousers in front of you, the outlaw, the lawless one.
00:23:47White outlaw, all your life, desperado at sunset.
00:23:57Fear nothing and do nothing good; the one in the black hat always sees the end.
00:24:06You and the sheriffs are like cat and mouse; you know your way around their jails inside and out.
00:24:14Oh, if only they still had the death penalty, our clean necks would certainly be beyond saving.
00:24:24White outlaw, all your life, desperado at sunset.
00:24:33Fear nothing and do nothing good; the one in the black hat always sees the end.
00:24:41And your enemies will only escape, across the Jordan or the Rubicon, your last word to wife and child.
00:24:54He who likes nothing never wins.
00:24:59White outlaw, all your life, desperado at sunset.
00:25:06Fear nothing and do nothing good; the one in the black hat always sees the end.
00:25:16White outlaw, all your life, desperado at sunset.
00:25:36One can receive a lifelong memorial, according to a law from 1945.
00:25:40Has anyone ever heard the name Wolfgang Fröhlich?
00:25:43Very good, very good.
00:25:44Because most of my comrades look at me and say they've never even heard my name before.
00:25:48That's the only reason these people can act that way.
00:25:51Wolfgang Fröhlich has been imprisoned in Austria for 13 years because, how should I put it carefully,
00:25:57that I am also incarcerated because he denies certain obvious facts in court.
00:26:04And people can only do that because nobody knows what's actually happening there.
00:26:08And I will continue to sing this song and remember him until this man is free.
00:26:14The following song is for Wolfgang Fröhlich in Austrian prison.
00:26:21I sit in my cell, look at the bare walls, and ask myself, as I have so often before.
00:26:28Who all has been imprisoned behind these walls, despairing, brooding, hoping?
00:26:36What have these walls already witnessed?
00:26:39How many tears, how much misery, how much suffering.
00:26:42But also so much hope, strength, pride and courage, and so much resilience.
00:26:49Brother, I can see you, even though it was 90 years ago when they put you in this hole.
00:26:56You were a proud fighter, writing a defiant "yet" with your blood on these prisoners.
00:27:03What have these walls already witnessed?
00:27:06How many tears, how much misery, how much suffering.
00:27:09But also so much hope, strength, pride and courage, and so much resilience.
00:27:16Comrade then as now, this song is just for you, a light in your loneliness.
00:27:23Like the glow of a candle, a sign of unyielding confidence in your prison night.
00:27:30What have these walls already witnessed?
00:27:33How many tears, how much misery, how much suffering.
00:27:36But also so much hope, strength, pride and courage, and so much resilience.
00:27:42Free access, thank you!
00:27:51Madame Maria, that's always the absolute low point of such a concert, that theme.
00:27:58And that's why we're slowly starting to climb back up.
00:28:00From the new album.
00:28:02For my old friend from Düsseldorf, he names himself after a bad-tasting candy.
00:28:07It's not a two.
00:28:10The Stretzlamosen arrived.
00:28:12The whole left-wing elite is here.
00:28:15Like in the mouth, blasé and pompous.
00:28:19A fake grin, for the camera.
00:28:22Punks in Armani.
00:28:24Secken in Adelstreifen.
00:28:26All the dead trousers in the world.
00:28:29Punks in Armani.
00:28:31You would never understand.
00:28:33What kind of fools give you their money?
00:28:35Anarchite is available from you at a low price on T-shirts.
00:28:39And loads of other commentary and hacking.
00:28:42You just don't sing about revolution and uprising.
00:28:45Then your millions in accounts will be gone.
00:28:48Punks in Armani.
00:28:50Secken in Adelstreifen.
00:28:52All the dead trousers in the world.
00:28:55Punks in Armani.
00:28:57I will never understand it.
00:28:59What kind of fools give you their money?
00:29:02Where are the idiots who are into you?
00:29:05Who the hell still listens to your crap?
00:29:08Who needs a 60-year-old acting like a 16-year-old?
00:29:10Till Schweiger is not a breed of dog.
00:29:14Or how shitty it is that punks wear Armani.
00:29:18Secken in Adelstreifen.
00:29:20All the dead trousers in the world.
00:29:23Punks in Armani.
00:29:25I will understand them.
00:29:27What kind of idiots give you their money?
00:29:30What kind of idiots give you their money?
00:29:33What kind of monkeys give you their money?
00:29:45My four hobbies.
00:29:47Then the child pig came.
00:29:50They recently called it "beautiful" in the Ruhr area.
00:29:52I say, what does one need for an Aryan child?
00:29:55And then the mother wanted to sing.
00:29:56And someone in the audience shouted, Fieken!
00:29:59I say correct, but not the answer.
00:30:01I expect that.
00:30:03Ah, they chatter away nicely.
00:30:04Now, here are my four hobbies.
00:30:08Some idiot was rambling on the other day.
00:30:10He has seven hobbies.
00:30:11Sex and drinking.
00:30:12My God, that saying is old.
00:30:16Such one-dimensional platitudes leave us completely cold these days.
00:30:22I only have four hobbies, but they mark me as a malicious person, which are:
00:30:29To deny, dispute, approve, and endorse.
00:30:33And so there are no misunderstandings, I approve of the fact that I sometimes drink too much.
00:30:38And if I'm in the blue zone, I'll accept that as a given.
00:30:40I deny being an old Dresen pig.
00:30:44My biggest hobby is pretending to be this Lunikow.
00:30:53I always have a lot, a lot, a lot of trouble with this Federal Review Board for Media Harmful to Minors.
00:30:59She should be fairly well known.
00:31:00It diligently indexes all the records.
00:31:03And I have avoided confronting them all these years.
00:31:06because I always calculated myself a one percent chance.
00:31:09I can forget about that.
00:31:11And so that you actually have a reason to index this record,
00:31:16When we begin the following song, I must point out that...
00:31:19Please do not sing it to the end, otherwise it would be banned again.
00:31:22It's changed and it's a new song.
00:31:23Sit down to the BPM anthem.
00:31:25I have seen a lot, and sometimes I remained silent in amazement.
00:31:29I've laughed a lot too, done every little thing.
00:31:32I was often outraged and sometimes disturbed.
00:31:36Hello Hello.
00:31:37But one thing is far too distant.
00:31:39I would love to be there.
00:31:42I would love to be at the BPM anthem.
00:31:46BPM anthem.
00:31:48BPM anthem.
00:31:49All!
00:31:50I would love to be at the BPM anthem.
00:31:53During BPM anthem.
00:31:55During BPM anthem.
00:31:56By the tenth time, I'm already frustrated.
00:31:59It is repeatedly indexed.
00:32:02I so desperately want to belong.
00:32:06Watching porn.
00:32:07I would love to be at the BPM anthem.
00:32:16I would love to be at the BPM anthem.
00:32:36Not forbidden.
00:32:38Shall we sing them?
00:32:39Yes!
00:32:40Good, because that's who you are.
00:32:54I would love to be at the BPM anthem.
00:32:58I would love to be at the BPM anthem.
00:33:06I would love to be at the BPM anthem.
00:33:18Now comes hip-hop.
00:33:23Yesterday at the organic food store.
00:33:24I really can't escape anything.
00:33:25In front of me was someone paying for his yogurt with a debit card.
00:33:28These eco-monkeys just don't seem to get us.
00:33:31Gambling wants to abolish our truth through credit cards.
00:33:33The journey should lead towards greater transparency in the citizenry.
00:33:36Okay, so human skulls are transparent.
00:33:37There's little to see.
00:33:40Your card isn't coming.
00:33:41Tell me, folks, this will be Alliance 90.
00:33:43How long is it?
00:33:44Strange, she was working yesterday.
00:33:45And so on and so forth.
00:33:48That makes me think of murder.
00:33:51That makes me think of murder.
00:33:54I must always remember that, constantly and in one word.
00:33:57Murder.
00:33:59Without these people, this place would be a moldy mess.
00:34:02Murder.
00:34:04There would be no punishment for that.
00:34:06I would kill at Wacken.
00:34:07Murder.
00:34:09I can say from my position in the organic shop,
00:34:11I have no idea what someone like that, such an anggressive creature with a piece of paper, could possibly think of.
00:34:14I'm supposed to sign this for the poor Roma.
00:34:17I have a lot of patience, but you can overdo it.
00:34:19I said a little, no, I never understate that here.
00:34:22But that's not how Alliance 90 will get involved with Amnesty.
00:34:24Because I know perfectly well,
00:34:25They're stuck back there.
00:34:27They're stuck back there.
00:34:28They're stuck back there.
00:34:29Limmel gets cheeky and fat on me.
00:34:31Break in.
00:34:33That's what I'm thinking about.
00:34:36That makes me think of murder.
00:34:38That makes me think of murder.
00:34:41I always have to remember that,
00:34:42I constantly, and in one word.
00:34:44Murder.
00:34:46Without these people, this would be a beautiful place.
00:34:49Murder.
00:34:51There would be no penalties for that.
00:34:52I would kill in that chord, murder.
00:34:56Finally at home,
00:34:57Do you think,
00:34:57You get a little bit of distance.
00:34:58Merkel on the team about Nadine
00:35:00I really like it.
00:35:00She wants to prevent it as much as possible.
00:35:02A fabulous idea.
00:35:03She is greener and redder than the entire DKP.
00:35:05Refugees are once again disembarking in Italy.
00:35:09That's what I'm thinking about.
00:35:10That's not a wrong call.
00:35:11That's what I'm thinking about.
00:35:12Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:14I brought it.
00:35:15Thanks.
00:35:16I believe you have deposited it.
00:35:18Thanks.
00:35:21We work.
00:35:22My God, do I need a moment to rest?
00:35:24MC Luni.
00:35:29Our beautiful republic has a problem with numbers.
00:35:33The number 8 is not very popular.
00:35:35The number 14 is not allowed on license plates.
00:35:37The 18, ouch, ouch.
00:35:3828 is activity again.
00:35:40One hardly dares to say the number 8 twice anymore.
00:35:42And, dear friends, I'm not going into the millions.
00:35:45I won't praise her expression today.
00:35:48The following number is, in a sense, still pristine according to German law.
00:35:52At least until the release of this wonderful live album.
00:35:54100!
00:35:56People always laugh at that.
00:35:57Why?
00:35:58What's so special about 100?
00:36:00In the beautiful, small town you wouldn't know, there stands a refugee shelter.
00:36:04100 are already included.
00:36:06There's room for another 100.
00:36:0850% vote left here.
00:36:10What a great victory!
00:36:12As a reward, they now get left-wing refugee policies.
00:36:17100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:36:20100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:36:24100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:36:28100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:36:30Then came the big demonstration for the people and the fatherland.
00:36:35Against foreign infiltration, national resistance.
00:36:38But the vicious Nazis wanted to go, the citizens didn't.
00:36:41Now they're laughing more than expected.
00:36:43F***, F***, F***, the skilled workers cheerfully in the face.
00:36:47100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:36:50100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:36:54100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:36:57100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:37:01All the ticks roar and begin to rage.
00:37:04Does anyone actually ever get deported in this country?
00:37:07I too am standing at the airport and shouting indignantly.
00:37:11No, there are definitely a few more than that.
00:37:13This one is pure.
00:37:15100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:37:19100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:37:29And there will be a celebration.
00:37:31I'm dancing on one leg.
00:37:32I already had a little bit of her, but...
00:37:34There's room for another 100.
00:37:36100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:37:39100 more will fit, 100 more will fit in.
00:37:421000, 1000 kilos, 1000 kilos in, 10,000 kilos, 10,000 kilos in.
00:38:00This is quite a rollercoaster ride, my friends, between trashy madness and social interaction.
00:38:12This is quite a rollercoaster ride, my dear friends, I don't know how you feel.
00:38:31Like a rock in the surf, one feels the escape from Dreckum.
00:38:35Like a cry in the desert that goes unheard.
00:38:38While the storm gathers on the horizon.
00:38:42Like a rock in the surf, made of Valiant.
00:38:45Lone wolf, no doubt penetrates your heart.
00:38:49And invariably, that you go the way of the victor, the snow with blankets, peaks, Asgars.
00:38:55You can see them.
00:38:58What do you care about praise and criticism?
00:39:01You believe in yourself, you believe in yourself, you wage your war.
00:39:31And let them celebrate.
00:39:32Like a feverish delirium, they don't see the bloody red signs on the wall.
00:39:37They don't hear the crackling sound in the barking.
00:39:39Throughout the land, a rock in the surf of Prince Valiant.
00:39:44Lone wolf, no doubt penetrates your heart.
00:39:47And inexorably, you will go the way of the Leagues, the snow with blankets, peaks, Asgars.
00:39:52You can see them.
00:39:55For Ernst Zündel.
00:40:10I was a rebel in Scotland's War of Independence.
00:40:16With William Wallace from victory to victory, even on the front bar I lacked the courage.
00:40:27I was a rebel; my blood flowed for freedom.
00:40:32I was a sergeant and a general.
00:40:36Charlotte's Wiel.
00:40:37In the south, tent-grey cavalry.
00:40:42Into the Zirn of Lusianas, where feverish delirium calls.
00:40:46I was a rebel; my blood flowed for freedom.
00:40:52I was a rebel in Ukraine.
00:40:57We both joined the Army of the Roses.
00:41:02Fury, hateful and impotent rage.
00:41:06I was a rebel; my blood flowed for freedom.
00:41:26I was a rebel; my blood flowed for freedom.
00:41:31I am a rebel; my blood flowed for freedom.
00:41:51I am a rebel; my blood will one day flow for freedom.
00:42:13The next one is for you here, esteemed attendees.
00:42:16Blues for the lunatics.
00:42:19I woke up to my phone.
00:42:25And I thought, what kind of idiot is calling here at the crack of dawn?
00:42:31"The cops were just at my place," I hear a friend curse.
00:42:38And they said they were looking for me too.
00:42:43Well, that's something nice again.
00:42:46But they haven't been here yet.
00:42:50I jumped into my trousers and shoes and ran out the door.
00:42:56No cops around, at least not near the house.
00:42:59There weren't any yet.
00:43:02But beware, with me they always come without a siren.
00:43:08That made me think of it.
00:43:1120 years later.
00:43:14Still the same politically motivated criminal prolific offender.
00:43:20With all this crap going on, I just can't pull myself together.
00:43:26And I fear that next time it might not be the Greens who come, but the Whites.
00:43:33But regardless, whether in prison or in a mental institution.
00:43:39Still borderline singing, but big emotions nonetheless.
00:43:45Jumping in a triangle in the padded cell to three-quarter time.
00:43:50The motto remains for the lunatics, but never for the police seals.
00:43:56The motto remains "gladly for you lunatics, but never for the police seals."
00:44:02Hooray!
00:44:08Now comes another very, very strange song.
00:44:10It originated a long time ago, but it is frighteningly relevant today.
00:44:13I don't even know if I should present it.
00:44:16Yes, we know, Böhmermann is insulting Erdogan there.
00:44:20And I say, from painful old experience, that complaining is no art.
00:44:24Praise is an art.
00:44:25Then I thought to myself, hey, you should give someone a compliment.
00:44:27Not on Erdogan, almost not at the moment, because since he imprisoned Dennis Hüchsel, I can't find him at all.
00:44:34So, Erdogan.
00:44:35And he also demanded a lot, that they shouldn't vote here.
00:44:37The Greens are already losing 500,000 votes.
00:44:39Not bad at all.
00:44:41But now comes a tribute to a man who is always treated very disgracefully by the media of Western Europe and
00:44:48America's.
00:44:48We are now hearing praise for the great chairman of the Communist Party of North Korea.
00:44:55Do you know the whole name?
00:44:57Kim Jong-un?
00:44:58Excellent, excellent.
00:44:59The great comrade Kim Jong-Un dances around his palace at night, naturally with his neck.
00:45:08For dinner, we ate a little rice.
00:45:11For dessert, New York will be vaporized.
00:45:15He prophesies the downfall of Rome for America.
00:45:19He praises the beauty of the atom.
00:45:23He's spinning around with joy, like crazy.
00:45:26Whoever remembers how to press the red button.
00:45:28US imperialism is under a spell of fear and excommunication.
00:45:32From the Madman, the Fat Man, of Pyongyang, picture slip.
00:45:36Which is really worrying.
00:45:39When you see how crazy, crazy, what a mouth.
00:45:42Learn from North Korea, they never learn.
00:45:46Look how beautifully the warheads fly in the distance.
00:45:50Now the leg is jubding the fish butter and the uncle has become dog food.
00:45:53Kim probably has poison gas ready.
00:45:56And plague and Ebola on the steel.
00:46:00For the billions of useless eaters.
00:46:04Then everything will be better under Kim Jong-Un.
00:46:06We praise the great leader.
00:46:10His corpulence, his madness.
00:46:13The beautiful hairstyle on his head.
00:46:16Comrade Kim finally presses the button.
00:46:18And everyone, Comrade Kim finally presses the button.
00:46:22Enthusiasm.
00:46:23Comrade Kim finally presses the button.
00:46:26Comrade Kim finally presses the button.
00:46:28One more time, so send it on paper.
00:46:30Comrade Kim finally presses the button.
00:46:33Thank you very much.
00:46:38I say yes, generally one looks out for the CIA and Mossad, but now we also have
00:46:44the North Korean secret around his neck.
00:46:46Good.
00:46:48He brought me, the researcher in quotation marks, Däniken, to the lyrics of the next song.
00:46:55So, a time machine.
00:46:59I recently dreamt that a researcher invented something.
00:47:02Finally, the time machine.
00:47:04Well, that will be interesting.
00:47:05I wondered, who do we put in there?
00:47:07Several characters immediately came to mind.
00:47:10Professor Guido Knopf flies back to the Third Reich.
00:47:13The truth of his research is immediately confirmed.
00:47:15Helge Schneider arrives flying, sporting a little mustache.
00:47:18Now let's see if the Nazis have a sense of humor.
00:47:21What's going on there, Mr. Romach?
00:47:22Yes, Antifa.
00:47:23Please don't push, ladies.
00:47:25There is enough space for everyone.
00:47:26Now you can show what you're made of.
00:47:28Communists are rescued, and chosen fellow citizens are hidden.
00:47:31Frank Janssen and Mrs. Röpke, Til Schweiger and Brad Pitt in Glorious Bastards.
00:47:35Oh yes, the Bundestag also has to look out of the portholes of the time machine.
00:47:39Look, you don't seem very enthusiastic.
00:47:42Just mustered up the courage and fled.
00:47:45Our best wishes are with you.
00:47:47Behave yourselves over there.
00:47:49Appropriate.
00:47:49Please don't forget to send my best regards.
00:47:52But how do you get back?
00:47:53Someone asked that recently.
00:47:55I must admit, I haven't thought about that yet.
00:47:57I must admit, I haven't thought about that yet.
00:48:06But how come you haven't thought about it?
00:48:15I must admit, I haven't thought about that yet.
00:48:16But how come you haven't thought about it?
00:48:27I must admit, I haven't thought about that yet.
00:48:57I must admit, I haven't thought about that yet.
00:49:00I must admit, I haven't thought about that yet.
00:49:24But they too cannot escape, for the bullets have been taken and the knives are sharpened.
00:49:31You can already hear the bomb ticking, the one that might one day consume you.
00:49:35And no matter how heavily armored the recursive system, no armies full of guards and police.
00:49:44No cameras on every corner, you can protect yourselves, but you'll never be completely safe.
00:49:51Uh, even more lace, even more bugs, even more denim and saturation, funny while people dance.
00:49:58And your gallows around you, and of you proud rulers, should only be recorded in the ledger.
00:50:05Absolutely pathetic, cruelly cowardly, what a shame, and none of them were there.
00:50:09And not even the most heavily armored limousine, not an army full of guards and police.
00:50:18No cameras on every corner, you can protect yourselves, but you'll never be completely safe.
00:50:26Nemesis, you have no idea how I listened to the lady.
00:50:41That has a sauce.
00:50:43He'll have been like that for a while.
00:50:46Will you be allowed to have sauce soon, understand?
00:50:48Go on, at least follow along.
00:50:50That's great for you.
00:50:51Are they now being given a text?
00:50:53Yes, half.
00:50:55I always say "for the nonsense" because they always give me drinks before I leave.
00:51:05So, I don't know if you knew this, but I also write poems.
00:51:09A pretty good time, eh?
00:51:11Yes that's it.
00:51:11A poet among us, okay, wonderful.
00:51:13The abalone.
00:51:16You know, that's the abalone.
00:51:19What amazing animals there are down there in the sea!
00:51:25I can do that too.
00:51:28Come on in.
00:51:30That's it.
00:51:32What amazing animals there are down there in the sea!
00:51:35For example, the abalone.
00:51:37Also called the abalone.
00:51:39I don't think you'll hear much down there.
00:51:42Something else about her is extremely interesting.
00:51:45These types of snails dispose of their waste products through five to nine holes.
00:51:50You're so lucky I didn't become an abalone.
00:51:52You can lick my ass five to nine times.
00:51:59So much for that, as you can probably tell, we're getting closer to the intellectual part.
00:52:04If you have trouble with the Federal Office, a remote diagnosis by a psychologist is usually carried out.
00:52:10The cardinal sin of psychology.
00:52:13I won't tell you everything, but one thing was extremely interesting.
00:52:15It said I was antisocial.
00:52:17The term was unknown to me until now.
00:52:20I googled how to do it these days.
00:52:22And it's called dissocial, which is even worse than asocial.
00:52:26But I'm used to people saying things like this to him at concerts,
00:52:28Luni, you old jerk, play a game.
00:52:30And then we'll come back again.
00:52:31But no one has called Dudisi yet.
00:52:33Maybe now, after the album.
00:52:34The following song was originally addressed to a lady,
00:52:45which is no longer known to young people today.
00:52:50She was already a MILF back then.
00:52:51Brigitte Badu.
00:52:53And true to our motto, wheelchair out, rolling games,
00:52:56I simply have the person who you also like.
00:52:58Yes, me too.
00:53:00So.
00:53:00A CEO.
00:53:01When I walk through the streets
00:53:03and all the girls, look, look, look, look, look,
00:53:06They're stupid and boring.
00:53:08None of them are for me.
00:53:10When I enter my room,
00:53:12My sunshine smiled.
00:53:14Yes, yes, yes, on a poster on the wall.
00:53:17This is driving me crazy!
00:53:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:21I'm Miley Cyrus fucking.
00:53:23On your stomach and on your back
00:53:25I want to make her happy.
00:53:27I'm Miley Cyrus fucking.
00:53:30I know exactly something
00:53:31She hears this song and then
00:53:34She immediately flies across a large pond
00:53:36and jumps onto my lap so hard.
00:53:39I want to fuck Miley Cyrus.
00:53:41On your stomach and on your back
00:53:42I want to make her happy.
00:53:45I'm Miley Cyrus fucking.
00:53:47Recently in a BDO
00:53:49He makes her happy, a black man.
00:53:51That hot bastard is allowed to fuck.
00:53:53And I can go out the window.
00:53:55I'm Miley Cyrus fucking.
00:53:57On your stomach and on your back
00:53:59I want to make her happy.
00:54:01I'm Miley Cyrus fucking.
00:54:03Now she's criticizing Trump.
00:54:05What the fuck?
00:54:06Okay, I'll just fuck Sylvie Mais then.
00:54:15A truly morbid song.
00:54:18Does anyone know that my TV isn't just rubbish?
00:54:21A documentary about serial killers was recently shown.
00:54:24Does anyone know what to look for in children and teenagers?
00:54:27Identifies future serial killers?
00:54:28Please don't call out "black cap, dark glasses, beard" now.
00:54:32The joke is old.
00:54:34Does anyone know?
00:54:35Bullet.
00:54:36Here, go back inside.
00:54:37Very good.
00:54:37Not good, but just right.
00:54:39He can't hold the rest.
00:54:40So.
00:54:44Please give me the necessary attention.
00:54:46It's a serious song.
00:54:48I was such a cute little bundle of joy.
00:54:51But the good old aunt said,
00:54:53she had never experienced a child before,
00:54:55who laughed so maliciously even in the cradle.
00:54:57You want to know what happened next.
00:54:59Okay, I'll tell you.
00:55:01It began, as these things always begin,
00:55:03Including scorching, bedwetting, and animal cruelty.
00:55:05I had forgotten about bedwetting.
00:55:08Over time, my inclinations faded.
00:55:11from the romantic to the exotic.
00:55:13My carefully maintained mask of bourgeois respectability slipped.
00:55:16It was sometimes very close.
00:55:17Then my hot neighbor caught me.
00:55:19I was about to stand up her underwear.
00:55:21It began, as these things always begin,
00:55:24Including scorching, bedwetting, and animal cruelty.
00:55:27If they are interested animals,
00:55:28You think you were tortured to death, all the evidence was burned in the smoldering fire.
00:55:31It starts with bedwetting, then stops abruptly.
00:55:33My neighbor is wearing a string thong.
00:55:35And I ask you to believe me,
00:55:38that I can't do anything about this song.
00:55:40The voices that dictate such things to me are to blame.
00:55:42And I am a really seriously ill man.
00:55:44I am a really seriously ill man.
00:55:51So.
00:55:54I don't even know why it's the last song.
00:55:55didn't make it onto the last disc.
00:55:57So, on to the last ballad album.
00:55:59Probably messed up because we were already drunk by the end.
00:56:02Not today.
00:56:03Fairly acceptable.
00:56:10I am always happy,
00:56:18when people listen to me.
00:56:22Motto of the very first ballad tour.
00:56:27Who knows what the motto of the very first ballad tour was?
00:56:30Why are you looking at me like dead carp?
00:56:32These people are too young.
00:56:34Okay.
00:56:35Okay.
00:56:35I was still guessing back then what your boy
00:56:38with the drum around the Christmas tree.
00:56:40Then all the usual young mothers said
00:56:42Woohoo, great, a mother-in-law's dream.
00:56:45I admit, I succeeded quite well.
00:56:48It was so good it was almost true.
00:56:50And right now, I'm at your door.
00:56:52And you idiot, you'll have to meet me too.
00:56:56Mother-in-law's dream,
00:56:57My evening will come to your home.
00:57:00Should I have a beer, or is a kitchen stall eating here?
00:57:03Don't make a fuss.
00:57:04Standing under the shower with your old Spiternack.
00:57:11Mother-in-law's dream.
00:57:14On the boards that mean the world,
00:57:16They obviously don't like me.
00:57:19The sun seems to be shining for that.
00:57:22Mother-in-law's dream.
00:57:24Without them, I would have money.
00:57:26I was always going back and forth.
00:57:28Mine is still completely full.
00:57:31There had never been a glimpse.
00:57:32Yes, a mother-in-law's dream,
00:57:35is coming to your house tonight.
00:57:38Should I have a beer, or is a kitchen stall eating here?
00:57:40Have a little party.
00:57:42Stand naked under the shower with your old lady friend.
00:57:48Mother-in-law's dream.
00:57:51God is dead, Superman is dead,
00:57:53The child is still really good even now.
00:57:56With a card,
00:57:57with a beer, my style.
00:57:59Dear Courage.
00:58:00Always regret at the street money,
00:58:02what you understand,
00:58:03what that means.
00:58:04This mutt not only falls,
00:58:07This mutt is a pain.
00:58:10Mother-in-law's dream.
00:58:11Coming to your house tonight.
00:58:14You should have your beer, eat your kitchen utensils,
00:58:16Make a small house.
00:58:18Stand naked under the shower with your old lady friend.
00:58:23Mother-in-law's dream.
00:58:26So, dear friends,
00:58:27Did you know,
00:58:28As a hardcore fan, I always go to that stupid concert.
00:58:30Yes, you knew,
00:58:32that there is a fourth verse.
00:58:33Okay, anyway, to everyone else,
00:58:35Do you have any moral concerns?
00:58:37Yeah, hey!
00:58:39With you, it's right.
00:58:41Do you have any moral concerns?
00:58:43No!
00:58:44Do you want to hear the fourth verse?
00:58:46No!
00:58:47Further!
00:58:48Further!
00:58:50One two three four.
00:58:51My penis is the hardest.
00:58:53My eggs are the biggest.
00:58:56I already masturbated when
00:58:58Everyone else is still masturbating.
00:59:00I've got another one.
00:59:02I don't understand that.
00:59:04Actually, I don't like beer at all,
00:59:06But I like the beer.
00:59:09Mother-in-law's dream.
00:59:10Coming to your house tonight.
00:59:13You should have your beer, eat your kitchen utensils,
00:59:15Don't make a fuss.
00:59:17Stand naked under the shower with your old lady friend.
00:59:22Mother-in-law's dream.
00:59:44Okay, then here it is for you...
00:59:46He's on the blues! Drunk at the executioner's! Drunk at the Tessen! Drunk in hell! And he forgot to pay!
00:59:59Drunk at Grandma's! Drunk at the hangover cure! There's a disco tonight!
01:00:05Hey Paul, there's a lot going on here! Cheers! Now I'll have the rest!
01:00:13Just you wait! He's drunk, all that crap! He's wearing it!
01:00:22Drunk in Fretterode! Drunk at Franky's! Rode also lives in Irgendbad!
01:00:27Drunk in Dortmund! Watch out, and also very fashionable!
01:00:32Slightly fiddled in Anklamm! Straight hoe in Elmenhorst!
01:00:35Steel hail in front of Meppen! I was really thirsty!
01:00:41Cheers! Now give me the rest!
01:00:45How can I possibly endure all this crap while drunk!
01:00:49Drunk in Woodstock! Somewhere in Ontario!
01:00:53When we flew away again, I think almost all of Canada was happy!
01:00:58Drunk in Brinzli! Drunk in St. Paul!
01:01:02I poured myself a glass of white whisky for breakfast!
01:01:06Cheers! I'm sure of it!
01:01:11Why am I so drunk that I can tolerate white people?
01:01:15Drunk while standing! Drunk while lying down!
01:01:18I can no longer walk! But I can fly!
01:01:23Drunk in the morning! Drunk in the evening!
01:01:27And is the clock ever drunk! Refreshed and charged!
01:01:31Cheers! I'm sure of it!
01:01:35How can I possibly endure all this crap while drunk!
01:01:39Thanks!
01:01:46Let me take the liberty of quoting Shakespeare at this point!
01:01:49How lucky that a human heart understands me!
01:02:02I can only swallow!
01:02:05No, that only helps you swallow faster!
01:02:07No!
01:02:07We came aboard from some party up north!
01:02:10It was just a grid now!
01:02:12Our driver will drive through Pilleberg twice!
01:02:15Once upon a time, on a truck at night!
01:02:17The passenger creates us as if we were lying on the ground!
01:02:21Sunday in the Moon is Sunday in the Moon!
01:02:31The end is back in old Berlin, in my hometown my Turpe the bear remains.
01:02:36They drank the steepness out of the floor as if there were no more weeks.
01:02:40So when I saw them, the drunken hair was huge.
01:02:44Sunday in the Moon is Sunday in the Moon!
01:02:54When I fall asleep, suddenly there's a bang, it seemed somehow familiar.
01:02:58A few civil servants shake my bar stool and one of them whispers something in my ear.
01:03:03The chief woolen man grins, so we'll just get right to it.
01:03:05Thunder and beautiful Sunday under the moon!
01:03:17Thanks!
01:03:31The song still needs to be included.
01:03:33It's about a man we all dislike.
01:03:36It is not the Federal President, he is legally protected, otherwise there would be a triple album.
01:03:39So, the former one!
01:03:40The former one!
01:03:41The former one!
01:03:42The current one is so colorless.
01:03:44Okay, maybe some of you who have been there before will recognize it.
01:03:48It's Friday at noon and the doorbell rings.
01:03:52That reminds me, an official document arrived.
01:03:55The bailiff is coming to see me today.
01:04:00And that damn office charges 130 marks.
01:04:03These armchair critics have nothing but quark in their heads.
01:04:06The diamonds are hidden, and so are the oil paintings.
01:04:09The only remaining giveaway is the Brazilian cigar smoke.
01:04:11I was kneeling deep in debt.
01:04:13And there are still questions unanswered, questions unanswered.
01:04:16If you'd actually had the money, man, I would have drunk it all away by now.
01:04:21You know, I'm hatching eggs in my armchair.
01:04:22Something gets a fright.
01:04:23I want to open a beer.
01:04:25Then someone will take it away from me.
01:04:26The bailiff.
01:04:27Give me a cuckoo on my beer.
01:04:29That damn bailiff.
01:04:31Unfortunately, I don't have a weapon for legal reasons.
01:04:34You can't find him!
01:04:35Keep it, you monkey, it's all gone!
01:04:37Damn bailiff!
01:04:39Bestseuerder Pentagon Geistuelt The Desch Brothers
01:04:48Bailiff, put the cuckoo on my beer.
01:04:55Thanks.
01:05:03You monster.
01:05:08Encore, encore, encore, encore, encore, encore, encore.
01:05:15It is very rarely requested.
01:05:19The old drunkard was right when he said after a bottle of vodka.
01:05:25No, just kidding, again.
01:05:29It tasted really bad when all I had left was vodka.
01:05:31The old drunkard was right when he called for a bottle of vodka.
01:05:37The day will come when Jesus leaves Schweinewalde.
01:05:43He can no longer bear to see your poverty.
01:05:46Your misfortune is your own fault.
01:05:48Jesus leaves Schweinewalde and he doesn't come back, he doesn't come back.
01:05:54What else is there to do in a dreary little town?
01:05:58Schweinewalde.
01:05:59No more pub, no more brothel, at most a stinking garbage hall.
01:06:04But only for a very short time, just a tiny bit more.
01:06:10Jesus leaves Schweinewalde, he does not come back, he does not come back.
01:06:18Abandoned by all good spirits, even by God.
01:06:32The dream princess isn't coming, and neither is the jackpot.
01:06:38The pretty women are long gone, only your own old one remains.
01:06:43But even Jesus can no longer stand the sight of the garbage cow and now he is leaving Schweinewalde.
01:06:48Don't worry about it, just grab a few more cheap beer pallets.
01:06:54As long as the government pays, you can continue to let him get nice and fat in front of the television.
01:06:59Bad times are coming again, which I think is the right series for you.
01:07:04I don't think you even noticed.
01:07:06Jesus was just leaving Schweinewalde!
01:07:09Jesus, Jesus, Jesus has just left Schweinewalde!
01:07:14Jesus, Jesus, Jesus has just left Schweinewalde!
01:07:19He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:24Jesus leaves Schweinewalde, now the devil can take the place.
01:07:28He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:32He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:38He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:43He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:46He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:46He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:46He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:46He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:50He'd been on pins and needles for weeks.
01:07:57That's just nonsense.
01:08:00It gets even worse.
01:08:02Real?
01:08:03Real?
01:08:04Real?
01:08:07First of all, as I just mentioned, we have this evening, as you know,
01:08:12We have a birthday boy today, and just a quick word for our comrade.
01:08:17Today is your birthday, it's here, so we're celebrating.
01:08:23We'll sing you a silly song that brings no joy.
01:08:36Yes, she was a quick-witted, capable wearer of garter belts and spaghetti straps; what sorts of dirty things awaited her!
01:08:42Drinking bubbles and natural sparkling wine, analingus 69, like instead of with the strap magnificent,
01:08:48Don't be afraid of a heart attack, screw the spinal cord.
01:08:52The blind went down, to the store, and she was panting so hotly in my ear.
01:08:59Brush me, please, please, please, brush me.
01:09:06Three days later, when everyone knew about it, I suddenly felt like I was burning up.
01:09:10Cooling didn't help, neither did drinking, nor did going to Uncle Doctor Daufen.
01:09:14With my nose like that, I ran into Greifswalder Straße.
01:09:17Then the sister started screaming.
01:09:19Oh, they're genital polluters.
01:09:21She's screaming here.
01:09:23I'll bring him forward.
01:09:25The Gronococci sang along to the beautiful chorus.
01:09:28Brush me.
01:09:29Please, please, please, brush me.
01:09:31Please, please, please, brush me.
01:09:33Please, please, brush me.
01:09:38You were beautiful.
01:09:40You were beautiful.
01:09:58You don't smell like Back, nor like Impuls.
01:10:05The only thing you smell is armpit sweat.
01:10:11The only thing coming out of your stupid wall besides stench is...
01:10:18Unfortunately, it's just total crap.
01:10:24Wow, wow, wow, baby.
01:10:26All I like about you is your awesome, kitten-yellow plaque.
01:10:31When you open your mouth so wide when you yawn,
01:10:35I want to continually fascinate you with your teeth.
01:10:51Girl, don't be angry.
01:10:54Please don't look at me like that.
01:10:57Even though I'm an old drunk.
01:11:00But still your husband.
01:11:03Huppe, stop whining.
01:11:05You know I can't stand the sight of tears.
01:11:10Somehow, somewhere, sometime, you don't have to understand anymore,
01:11:13to rouse myself.
01:11:16Because of your new dress,
01:11:19that I tore you apart in the soup.
01:11:21You know, it really does me bad.
01:11:24Huppe, the bell rang.
01:11:26Please go to the door.
01:11:29And if they're my drinking buddies,
01:11:31Then people in the pub say it's four o'clock.
01:11:34Today the pub is open at four.
01:11:37And you stay here, you animal.
01:11:39Yes, the pub is open at four today.
01:11:44Today at the pub at four.
01:11:49Today at the pub at four.
01:12:03Every evening I sit on the banks of the Spree.
01:12:06I gazed dreamily at the lake.
01:12:10I've been feeling quite anxious here for the past few days.
01:12:14because I can't catch anything at all with my fishing rod.
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01:12:46First, I open it, and when I see its contents, I laugh out loud.
01:12:52A naked woman's body lies in its center, her head and legs cut off.
01:13:00There's laughter.
01:13:05Now I'm sitting on the banks of the Spree again, gazing romantically, hoping that water will prevail.
01:13:12I hope the second suitcase will soon be coming my way.
01:13:15Then I added a head and legs.
01:13:26Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
01:13:28That people laugh at something like that.
01:13:30You're bringing me down.
01:13:32Oh, Lord, I wouldn't say.
01:13:36When people go to work in the morning, you can see Luni dreaming.
01:13:43He dreams of the Pacific Ocean and the blue sea and the awesome life as a millionaire.
01:13:49While people are sweating at work at lunchtime, you can see them sitting in front of the television in Luni.
01:13:55He's currently going to the trouble of moving his buttocks to get the hopper so he can put his feet up.
01:14:00By the time people come home from work, Luni has already eaten some paper.
01:14:06He looks out the window smiling because he's a rascal.
01:14:09He's already looking forward to your alarm clocks ringing tomorrow.
01:14:11When people call out "away from Walloche," Luni has his hands full.
01:14:16He still has appointments with several ladies, always allowing your work animals to do so at night.
01:14:21Where does Luni ask? Who knows for sure? A bit crazy, but a cool dude.
01:14:27I say Karl Marx just talks nonsense.
01:14:30Workers of all countries, I unite you.
01:14:32This is not from the old Luni Goff.
01:14:34What are people talking about?
01:14:36Fuck off!
01:14:37This is not from the old Luni Goff.
01:14:39Are you fools?
01:14:41Fuck off!
01:14:42This is not from the old Luni Goff.
01:14:44In case of a pinched head?
01:14:46Fuck off!
01:14:47This is not from the old Luni Goff.
01:14:49Cheers!
01:14:51Fuck off!
01:14:52Kassel is screamable!
01:14:54Fuck off!
01:14:54Unbelievable!
01:14:56Fuck off!
01:15:01Punishment error, jail error!
01:15:03Fuck off!
01:15:04Riot police!
01:15:06Fuck off!
01:15:06Penis comparison, anyone?
01:15:08Fuck off!
01:15:11Large circular village!
01:15:15Encore!
01:15:19Encore!
01:15:20Encore!
01:15:22Encore!
01:15:23Encore!
01:15:23Encore!
01:15:24Encore!
01:15:24The teppi is glowing, the apple is yellow, the Küsslinger shines so brightly!
01:15:30We're like celebrating, living off the high ground!
01:15:34We're starving ourselves to death again!
01:15:36Hey!
01:15:37We're going to stare ourselves to death today!
01:15:40Hey!
01:15:40We're going to stare ourselves to death today!
01:15:41We don't give a damn what happens tomorrow!
01:15:42We're going to stare ourselves to death today!
01:15:43Hey!
01:15:44We're going to stare ourselves to death today!
01:15:45Hey!
01:15:46We're going to stare ourselves to death today!
01:15:47Hey!
01:15:47We don't give a damn what happens tomorrow!
01:15:51We're going to stare ourselves to death today!
01:15:53Hey!
01:15:57We're going to stare ourselves to death today!
01:15:59And what does every man think?
01:16:03It was a sad language.
01:16:05that everyone can bring themselves.
01:16:07We killed each other today,
01:16:09We're dead today.
01:16:11We don't give a damn what happens tomorrow.
01:16:14We're dead today.
01:16:18We don't give a damn what happens tomorrow.
01:16:22We're dead today.
01:16:25And we finally did it.
01:16:29And all of them light scissors.
01:16:33Squat and slumber.
01:16:34Everyone has already read it.
01:16:36And the devil takes a dog.
01:16:37We're dead to each other today.
01:16:39He is dead to us today.
01:16:41We don't give a damn what happens tomorrow.
01:16:43We're dead to each other today.
01:16:44We are dead to us today.
01:16:46He is dead to us today.
01:16:48We don't give a damn what happens tomorrow.
01:16:52We're dead to each other today.
01:16:54Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
01:17:00LUNIKO! LUNIKO! LUNIKO!
01:17:06That was great! That was elegant!
01:17:15That was great! That was elegant!
01:17:18That was great! That was elegant!
01:17:25And there's room for another 100 children!
01:17:331000 children, 1000 children in!
01:17:3910,000 children, 10,000 children in!
01:17:44100,000 children!
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