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00:00:12get in there and get yourself married jeez he's a lucky guy wardell wilson 40 years old two kids
00:00:19and recently widowed i know he's not much to look at but he's willing to pay big bucks for you
00:00:25and
00:00:25once you're married the money he gives me will go to your sister and benson's wedding
00:00:35you know benson was my boyfriend first so what from this day forward you will have nothing to
00:00:42do with benson someone of his status deserves someone like christy you're a great father
00:00:47aren't you selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich when did you
00:00:53become this desperate i raised you and i put a roof over your head when everyone told me to get
00:00:59rid of you you owe me ella fine i'll marry this guy but this is the last time i do
00:01:10anything for you
00:01:11once i'm married i owe the davenports nothing
00:01:26you look prettier than your photos
00:01:31worth every penny oh my god am i really going to go through with this
00:01:42is there a problem ma'am what are you doing here you're already married
00:01:52i'm already married what father said you were a virgin bigamy is a crime ma'am you can't have two
00:02:00husbands is your family fucking with me i want my deposit back
00:02:08there must be a mistake perhaps someone with the same name no sweetheart your picture's on here
00:02:16a double proxy marriage to a cole mcbride
00:02:22wait the cole mcbride benson's older brother what the fuck
00:02:37sir it's been three years since you last came back to montana for longer than a business meeting
00:02:41it's been six months this time what's the occasion for one grandma wanted to get out of la
00:02:48she missed her hometown and i figured why not might help with her all-timers
00:03:03second benson's getting married to that davenport girl
00:03:06my father died when he was just a toddler so i need to step in and fill that role
00:03:11let's go meet this girl and see if she's good with benson
00:03:20where in the hell have you been lord el called me and asked for his money back
00:03:24said something about you already being married what the fuck's going on
00:03:27ella i didn't think you'd be so ratchet that you go and get yourself married without telling us
00:03:32i'm trying to figure it out myself it's a double proxy marriage
00:03:36only happens in our great state of montana
00:03:39it wasn't even present okay great so you don't even know the guy
00:03:43should i tell them it's cole mcbride probably not they wouldn't believe me anyway
00:03:49and if they did they'd just try to get something out of it
00:03:53i'm trying to figure it out okay just give me some time
00:03:57this is just fucking perfect we probably got ourselves married to a bomb
00:04:03daddy who's gonna pay for my wedding now
00:04:06we can't let benson know that we're having money issues
00:04:09not until i marry him at least
00:04:12maybe try to find a job like a normal person christie
00:04:15maybe shut up
00:04:18gotta you're just jealous that i'm the one marrying benson and not you
00:04:23mr davenport team mcbride family is here
00:04:26cole mcbride
00:04:31cole mcbride is here
00:04:39so
00:04:48so
00:05:05Mr. McBride, what an honor to meet you.
00:05:08Vincent has talked so much about you.
00:05:11Nice to meet you.
00:05:28Oh my god, it really is him.
00:05:31How did this even happen?
00:05:51Clearly, he doesn't recognize me, which means he doesn't know about the marriage either.
00:05:57Hello, Ella?
00:05:59Don't talk to me.
00:06:01Oh my god, Vincent, baby, I can't believe your brother came in person.
00:06:04Of course he would.
00:06:05He practically raised me since our father died.
00:06:09Let's go.
00:06:18This is getting weirder and weirder.
00:06:24Congrats on the engagement.
00:06:26Here's some wedding gifts to the bride.
00:06:38Oh, Mr. McBride, they're all just so wonderful.
00:06:42You really shouldn't have.
00:06:44Isn't the Davenport family rich too?
00:06:47Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
00:06:49These diamonds are worth at least a million.
00:06:51I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
00:06:53This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
00:06:59You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
00:07:03Cole.
00:07:04Can I call you Cole?
00:07:05I mean, we'll be family soon.
00:07:08You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
00:07:09Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
00:07:12Now, my brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a prenup.
00:07:20A pre-
00:07:22Prenup?
00:07:23Of course.
00:07:23I'll have the company lawyers reviewed before the wedding.
00:07:26But I-
00:07:30Hello?
00:07:31Sir, we've got a problem.
00:07:34Your grandma, she's gone missing.
00:07:39Where was she last seen?
00:07:41You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so we need to fight her before something happens.
00:07:46We're on it, boss.
00:07:57No, I can't let him go.
00:07:59I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
00:08:05Who are you?
00:08:06Hey.
00:08:07We need to talk.
00:08:09I am Ella Davenport.
00:08:12Um, the bride's sister.
00:08:14Well, half-sister.
00:08:16Yeah, I don't have time for this.
00:08:17I need to go.
00:08:18So you really don't know who I am?
00:08:21Mr. Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're going to have to do better than this.
00:08:25Flirt with you?
00:08:26Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
00:08:29No, no, no, no.
00:08:30I'm not flirting with you.
00:08:32I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
00:08:36Look, if you don't believe me.
00:08:47Yeah, Mr. Davenport, if you're going to forge these documents, you probably should make them more professional.
00:08:53What?
00:08:56Hey, it's not fake.
00:08:58It's not fake.
00:09:00Hey, if you think I'm lying, go to the clerk's office.
00:09:04They'll tell you.
00:09:06Ugh.
00:09:10What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
00:09:12You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
00:09:16God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
00:09:19Not everything's about you, Christy.
00:09:22Hey, come back here.
00:09:24I wasn't done talking to you.
00:09:26Young lady.
00:09:29Have you seen my grandson's wife?
00:09:34Get off me, you dirty old hag.
00:09:36Ugh.
00:09:42Gross, she got her dirty old person germs all over me.
00:09:46Are you okay?
00:09:52Christy!
00:09:53Hey, girl!
00:09:55Hey, my gorgeous cousin.
00:09:58We were supposed to meet for a spot day.
00:10:01Ew.
00:10:02Who's this dirty old lady?
00:10:04I don't know.
00:10:04Some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
00:10:07Get off the Davenport property.
00:10:09If you're going to beg for scraps, go do it somewhere else.
00:10:13Leave her alone.
00:10:16Come on, let's get you up.
00:10:19It's okay.
00:10:20Take it slow.
00:10:25Are you hurt anywhere?
00:10:26No.
00:10:27I think I'm good.
00:10:30I know you.
00:10:33You're my grandson's wife.
00:10:37My grandson's beautiful bride.
00:10:40I finally get to meet you in person.
00:10:46She probably has me confused with someone, right?
00:10:51Oh, my God.
00:10:53So you're her mystery dirtbag husband's grandma.
00:10:57Oh, my God.
00:10:58You're totally out of it.
00:11:00What's the matter?
00:11:02Alzheimer's kicking in?
00:11:05God, you reek.
00:11:06Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
00:11:09That's enough.
00:11:10Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:11:13Oh, Ella.
00:11:14Don't be such a buzzkill.
00:11:16Who doesn't love messing around with some senile dummies?
00:11:19You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
00:11:22Relax, Ella.
00:11:23She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
00:11:26You are a terrible girl.
00:11:29Do you even know who my grandson is?
00:11:32Hmm.
00:11:33Let me guess.
00:11:35He's the CEO of the local dumpster company?
00:11:38If only you knew.
00:11:40Fine, Granny.
00:11:41Humor me.
00:11:42Who's your amazing grandson?
00:11:44Yeah, tell us.
00:11:45We're just dying to know.
00:11:49My grandson is Cole.
00:11:53Cole McBride.
00:12:04I'm sorry.
00:12:05What was that?
00:12:06Say it louder.
00:12:07My grandson is Cole.
00:12:10Cole.
00:12:12Cole.
00:12:13Cole.
00:12:13What was it again?
00:12:16Oh my god, this is priceless.
00:12:18The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
00:12:22Here, maybe this will help jog your memory.
00:12:36Sweetheart, are you okay?
00:12:38It's okay.
00:12:39Don't worry.
00:12:40It's just coffee.
00:12:41Come on.
00:12:42I'll take you to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
00:12:45Aw.
00:12:46How sweet.
00:12:48Our little charity workers defending the senile grandma.
00:12:51That's it.
00:12:52I've had it with you.
00:12:54I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
00:12:59Make me.
00:13:11Did you just hit me?
00:13:13It's time someone taught you manners.
00:13:16I'm telling Dad.
00:13:18Go ahead.
00:13:19And tell Benson too while you're at it.
00:13:21The sooner he learns he's engaged to an elder abusing bitch, the better.
00:13:26Dad!
00:13:28Daddy!
00:13:32Only my grandson was here.
00:13:35Why couldn't I remember his name?
00:13:38Hey, it's okay.
00:13:40I forget things sometimes too.
00:13:42Come on.
00:13:43I'll call your family and they'll pick you up soon.
00:13:45Okay?
00:13:48My apologies, sir.
00:13:50I should have kept a closer eye on your grandmother.
00:13:58Who is this?
00:13:59I've got your grandma.
00:14:02I've got your grandma.
00:14:05Name your price and I'll pay it.
00:14:06Relax.
00:14:07I'm just messing with you.
00:14:08She's fine.
00:14:10But seriously, you do need to keep better tabs on her.
00:14:13I'll text you my address so you can come pick her up.
00:14:16Appreciate it.
00:14:19Why does that voice sound so familiar?
00:14:22Guess what?
00:14:23I found your wife.
00:14:24Come as fast as you can.
00:14:27No, ma'am.
00:14:27I'm not.
00:14:28Come now.
00:14:29Come meet her.
00:14:30I'm not your grandson's wife.
00:14:32Yes, you are.
00:14:33Grandma, I'm not married.
00:14:34What are you talking about my wife?
00:14:35But you are married.
00:14:37And if you can't accept her as your wife, I'm not coming home.
00:14:43Don't be ridiculous, Grandma.
00:14:44I'm coming to get you right now.
00:14:45No.
00:14:46Come meet her.
00:14:48Wait.
00:14:56Come on.
00:14:57Let's go back to my apartment while we wait for your grandson.
00:15:00You can rest for a while.
00:15:01Oh, thank you.
00:15:02My goodness.
00:15:04My granddaughter-in-law is such a sweetheart.
00:15:13Here you go.
00:15:15I'm going to go take a shower.
00:15:17I'll be right back.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Let me know if you need anything.
00:15:20I will.
00:15:22What an absolute gem of a girl.
00:15:25I know.
00:15:26I'll stay here with her.
00:15:28If my foolish grandson won't live with his wife, then I will.
00:15:41My darling grandson.
00:15:43Come on, Grandma.
00:15:44Let's go.
00:15:45No.
00:15:46You haven't met your wife yet.
00:15:48She's in the shower.
00:15:49She'll be right out.
00:15:50Sir, the annual shareholder meeting is in 30 minutes.
00:15:52We've got to go.
00:15:54Okay, Grandma.
00:15:54I really can't be late today, so I'm begging you.
00:15:59Please come home with me.
00:16:00No.
00:16:01If you're not going to meet your wife, I'm not going home with you.
00:16:04I'll just run away again.
00:16:06I'm going to stay here with her.
00:16:09She's such a sweetheart.
00:16:11A hundred times better than you.
00:16:19Okay, how about this?
00:16:21I'll leave today, and then I'll come back, and then we can talk.
00:16:25Does that sound good?
00:16:26Just go.
00:16:27Shoot.
00:16:28Hey, Barbara?
00:16:57Get in there and get yourself married.
00:16:59Geez.
00:17:00He's a lucky guy.
00:17:02Wardell Wilson, 40 years old, two kids, and recently, a widow.
00:17:06I know he's not much to look at, but he's willing to pay big bucks for you.
00:17:10And once you're married, the money he gives me will go to your sister and Benson's wedding.
00:17:21You know Benson was my boyfriend first.
00:17:24So what?
00:17:24From this day forward, you will have nothing to do with Benson.
00:17:28Someone of his status deserves someone like Christy.
00:17:31You're a great father, aren't you?
00:17:34Selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich.
00:17:38When did you become this desperate?
00:17:40I raised you, and I put a roof over your head when everyone told me to get rid of you.
00:17:45You owe me, Ella.
00:17:50Fine.
00:17:51I'll marry this guy.
00:17:53But this is the last time I do anything for you.
00:17:57Once I'm married, I owe the Davenport's nothing.
00:18:12You look prettier than your photos.
00:18:17Worth every penny.
00:18:20Oh my god.
00:18:21Am I really going to go through with this?
00:18:27Is there a problem?
00:18:29Ma'am, what are you doing here?
00:18:31You're already married.
00:18:38I'm already married?
00:18:39What?
00:18:40Your father said you were a virgin.
00:18:43Bigamy is a crime, ma'am.
00:18:44You can't have two husbands.
00:18:46Is your family fucking with me?
00:18:48I want my deposit back.
00:18:54There must be a mistake.
00:18:56Perhaps someone with the same name?
00:18:59No, sweetheart.
00:19:00Your picture's on here.
00:19:01A double proxy marriage to a Cole McBride.
00:19:07Wait.
00:19:08The Cole McBride?
00:19:11Vinson's older brother?
00:19:13What the fuck?
00:19:22Sir, it's been three years since she last came back to Montana for longer than a business
00:19:25meeting.
00:19:27It's been six months this time.
00:19:29What's the occasion?
00:19:30For one, grandma wanted to get out of L.A.
00:19:33She missed her hometown, and I figured, why not?
00:19:35Might help with her all-timers.
00:19:48Second, Vinson's getting married to that Davenport girl.
00:19:51My father died when he was just a toddler, so I need to step in and fill that role.
00:19:56Let's go meet this girl and see if she's good for the best.
00:20:05Where in the hell have you been?
00:20:07Lord, Ella called me and asked for his money back.
00:20:09Said something about you already being married?
00:20:11What the fuck's going on?
00:20:12Ella, I didn't think you'd be so ratchet that you'd go and get yourself married without
00:20:16telling us.
00:20:17I'm trying to figure it out myself.
00:20:19It's a double proxy marriage.
00:20:21Only happens in our great state of Montana.
00:20:24It wasn't even present.
00:20:26Okay?
00:20:26Great.
00:20:27So you don't even know the guy?
00:20:29Should I tell them it's Cole McBride?
00:20:31Probably not.
00:20:33They wouldn't believe me anyway.
00:20:35And if they did, they'd just try to get something out of it.
00:20:39I'm trying to figure it out.
00:20:40Okay?
00:20:41Just give me some time.
00:20:42This is just fucking perfect.
00:20:44She probably got herself married to a bomb.
00:20:47Daddy?
00:20:49Who's going to pay for my wedding now?
00:20:51We can't let Benson know that we're having money issues.
00:20:55Not until I marry him, at least.
00:20:57Maybe try to find a job like a normal person, Christy?
00:21:00Maybe.
00:21:01Shut up.
00:21:03Kinda.
00:21:04You're just jealous that I'm the one marrying Benson and not you.
00:21:08Mr. Davenport, the McBride family is here.
00:21:12Cole McBride.
00:21:17Cole McBride is here.
00:21:18Here we go.
00:21:50Mr. McBride, what an honor to meet you.
00:21:53Vincent has talked so much about you.
00:21:56Nice to meet you.
00:22:13Oh my God, it really is him.
00:22:16How did this even happen?
00:22:36Clearly he doesn't recognize me, which means he doesn't know about the marriage either.
00:22:42Hello, Ella?
00:22:44Don't talk to me.
00:22:46Oh my God, Vincent, baby, I can't believe your brother came in person.
00:22:49Of course he would.
00:22:50He practically raised me since our father died.
00:22:54Let's go.
00:23:03This is getting weirder and weirder.
00:23:09Congrats on the engagement.
00:23:11Here's some wedding gifts for the bride.
00:23:21Oh, Mr. McBride.
00:23:25They're all just so wonderful.
00:23:27You really shouldn't have them.
00:23:30Isn't the Davenport family rich too?
00:23:32Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
00:23:34These diamonds are worth at least a million.
00:23:36I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
00:23:38This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
00:23:44You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
00:23:48Cole.
00:23:49Can I call you Cole?
00:23:51We'll be family soon.
00:23:53You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
00:23:54Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
00:23:57Now, my brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a prenup.
00:24:05Uh, Pri- Priya?
00:24:08Of course.
00:24:09The company lawyers reviewed before the wedding.
00:24:11But I-
00:24:12I don't know what to do.
00:24:16Hello?
00:24:16Sir, we've got a problem.
00:24:19Your grandma, she's gone missing.
00:24:24Where was she last seen?
00:24:26You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so we need to find her before something happens.
00:24:31We're on it, boss.
00:24:42No.
00:24:43I can't let him go.
00:24:44I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:51Hey.
00:24:52We need to talk.
00:24:54I am Ella Davenport.
00:24:57Um, the bride's sister.
00:24:59Well, half-sister.
00:25:01Yeah, I don't have time for this.
00:25:02I need to go.
00:25:03So you really don't know who I am?
00:25:06Mr. Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're going to have to do better than this.
00:25:10Flirt with you?
00:25:11Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
00:25:14No, no, no.
00:25:15I'm not flirting with you.
00:25:17I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
00:25:21Look if you don't believe me.
00:25:33Yeah, Mr. Davenport, if you're going to forge these documents, you probably should make them look professional.
00:25:38What?
00:25:41Hey, it's not fake.
00:25:43It's not fake.
00:25:46Hey, if you think I'm lying, go to the clerk's office.
00:25:49They'll tell you.
00:25:52Sure?
00:25:56What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
00:25:58You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
00:26:01God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
00:26:04Not everything's about you, Christy.
00:26:07Hey, come back here.
00:26:09I wasn't done talking to you.
00:26:11Young lady.
00:26:14Christy, have you seen my grandson's wife?
00:26:19Get off me, you dirty old hag!
00:26:28Gross!
00:26:28She got her dirty old person germs all over me.
00:26:31Are you okay?
00:26:38Christy!
00:26:39Hey, girl!
00:26:41Hey, my gorgeous cousin.
00:26:43We were supposed to meet for a spa day.
00:26:46Ew.
00:26:47Who's this dirty old lady?
00:26:49I don't know.
00:26:49Some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
00:26:52Get off the Davenport property.
00:26:54If you're going to beg for a scrap, go do it somewhere else.
00:26:58Leave her alone.
00:27:02Come on.
00:27:02Let's get you up.
00:27:04It's okay.
00:27:05Take it slow.
00:27:10Are you hurt anywhere?
00:27:12No.
00:27:12I think I'm good.
00:27:15I know you.
00:27:19You're my grandson's wife.
00:27:22My grandson's beautiful bride.
00:27:25I finally get to meet you in person.
00:27:31She probably has me confused with someone, right?
00:27:36Oh, my God.
00:27:38So you're her mystery jerkbag husband's grandma.
00:27:42Oh, my God.
00:27:44You're totally out of it.
00:27:46What's the matter?
00:27:47Alzheimer's kicking in?
00:27:50God, you reek.
00:27:52Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
00:27:54That's enough.
00:27:56Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:27:58Oh, Ella.
00:27:59Don't be such a buzzkill.
00:28:01Who doesn't love messing around with some senile dummies?
00:28:04You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
00:28:07Relax, Ella.
00:28:08She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
00:28:12You are a terrible girl.
00:28:14Do you even know who my grandson is?
00:28:17Hmm.
00:28:19Let me guess.
00:28:20He's the CEO of the local dumpster company.
00:28:23If only you knew.
00:28:25Fine, Granny.
00:28:26Humor me.
00:28:27Who's your amazing grandson?
00:28:29Yeah, tell us.
00:28:30We're just dying to know.
00:28:34My grandson is Cole...
00:28:38Cole McBride.
00:28:50I'm sorry.
00:28:51What was that?
00:28:51Say it louder.
00:28:52My grandson is Cole.
00:28:56Cole...
00:28:58Cole...
00:28:58What was it again?
00:29:01Oh my god, this is priceless.
00:29:03The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
00:29:07Here.
00:29:08Or maybe this will help jog your memory.
00:29:22Sweetheart, are you okay?
00:29:24It's okay.
00:29:24Don't worry.
00:29:25It's just coffee.
00:29:26Come on.
00:29:27I'll take you to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
00:29:31Aw.
00:29:31How sweet.
00:29:33Our little charity worker's defending the senile grandma.
00:29:36That's it.
00:29:37I've had it with you.
00:29:39I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
00:29:45Make me.
00:29:56Did you just hit me?
00:29:58It's time someone taught you manners.
00:30:02I'm telling dad.
00:30:03Go ahead.
00:30:04And tell Benson too while you're at it.
00:30:06The sooner he learns he's engaged to an elder abusing bitch, the better.
00:30:12Dad!
00:30:13Dad!
00:30:14Daddy!
00:30:17Only my grandson was here.
00:30:20Why couldn't I remember his name?
00:30:23Hey.
00:30:24It's okay.
00:30:25I forget things sometimes too.
00:30:27Come on.
00:30:29I'll call your family and they'll pick you up soon.
00:30:31Okay?
00:30:34My apologies, sir.
00:30:36I should have kept a closer eye on your grandmother.
00:30:43Who is this?
00:30:44I've got your grandma.
00:30:47I've got your grandma.
00:30:50Name your price and I'll pay it.
00:30:51Relax.
00:30:52I'm just messing with you.
00:30:54She's fine.
00:30:55But seriously, you do need to keep better tabs on her.
00:30:59I'll text you my address so you can come pick her up.
00:31:01Appreciate it.
00:31:04Why does that voice sound so familiar?
00:31:07Guess what?
00:31:08I found your wife.
00:31:09Come as fast as you can.
00:31:12No, ma'am.
00:31:13I'm not.
00:31:13Come now.
00:31:15Come meet her.
00:31:16I'm not your grandson's wife.
00:31:17Yes, you are.
00:31:18Grandma, I'm not married.
00:31:19What are you talking about my wife?
00:31:21But you are married.
00:31:22And if you can't accept her as your wife, I'm not coming home.
00:31:28Don't be ridiculous, grandma.
00:31:29I'm coming to get you right now.
00:31:31No.
00:31:31Come meet her.
00:31:33Wait.
00:31:41Come on.
00:31:42Let's go back to my apartment while we wait for your grandson.
00:31:45You can rest for a while.
00:31:46Oh, thank you.
00:31:48My goodness.
00:31:49My granddaughter-in-law is such a sweetheart.
00:31:58Here you go.
00:32:00I'm going to go take a shower.
00:32:02I'll be right back.
00:32:03Okay.
00:32:04Let me know if you need anything.
00:32:05I will.
00:32:07What an absolute gem of a girl.
00:32:10I know.
00:32:11I'll stay here with her.
00:32:13If my foolish grandson won't live with his wife, then I will.
00:32:26My darling grandson.
00:32:28Come on, grandma.
00:32:29Let's go.
00:32:30No.
00:32:30Oh, you haven't met your wife yet.
00:32:34She's in the shower.
00:32:35She'll be right out.
00:32:35Sir, the annual shareholder meeting is in 30 minutes.
00:32:38We got to go.
00:32:39Okay, grandma.
00:32:40I really can't be late today, so I'm begging you.
00:32:44Please come home with me.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46If you're not going to meet your wife, I'm not going home with you.
00:32:50I'll just run away again.
00:32:51I'm going to stay here with her.
00:32:54She's such a sweetheart.
00:32:56A hundred times better than you.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:05How about this?
00:33:06I'll leave today, and then I'll come back, and then we can talk.
00:33:10Does that sound good?
00:33:11Just go.
00:33:12Shoot.
00:33:14Hey, Barbara?
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:42Get in there and get yourself married.
00:33:44Jeez.
00:33:45He's a lucky guy.
00:33:48Wardell Wilson, 40 years old, two kids, and recently, a widow.
00:33:52I know he's not much to look at, but he's willing to pay big bucks for you.
00:33:56And once you're married, the money he gives me will go to your sister and Benson's wedding.
00:34:06You know Benson was my boyfriend first.
00:34:09So what?
00:34:10From this day forward, you will have nothing to do with Benson.
00:34:13Someone of his status deserves someone like Christy.
00:34:16You're a great father, aren't you?
00:34:19Selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich.
00:34:23When did you become this desperate?
00:34:25I raised you, and I put a roof over your head when everyone told me to get rid of you.
00:34:30You owe me, Ella.
00:34:35Fine.
00:34:36I'll marry this guy.
00:34:38But this is the last time I do anything for you.
00:34:42Once I'm married, I owe the Davenports nothing.
00:34:57You look prettier than your photos.
00:35:02Worth every penny.
00:35:05Oh my god.
00:35:07Am I really going to go through with this?
00:35:13Is there a problem?
00:35:14Ma'am, what are you doing here?
00:35:16You're already married.
00:35:23I'm already married?
00:35:24What?
00:35:25Your father said you were a virgin.
00:35:28Bigamy is a crime, ma'am.
00:35:29You can't have two husbands.
00:35:31Is your family fucking with me?
00:35:33I want my deposit back.
00:35:39There must be a mistake.
00:35:41Perhaps someone with the same name?
00:35:44No, sweetheart.
00:35:45Your picture's on here.
00:35:46A double proxy marriage to a Cole McBride.
00:35:52Wait.
00:35:54The Cole McBride?
00:35:57Vincent's older brother?
00:35:58What the fuck?
00:36:07Sir, it's been three years since you last came back to Montana for longer than a business meeting.
00:36:12It's been six months this time.
00:36:14What's the occasion?
00:36:16For one, grandma wanted to get out of LA.
00:36:18She missed her hometown, and I figured, why not?
00:36:20Might help with her Alzheimer's.
00:36:33Second, Vincent's getting married to that Davenport girl.
00:36:36Her father died when he was just a toddler.
00:36:39So I need to step in and fill that role.
00:36:41Let's go meet this girl and see if she's good with Benson.
00:36:50Where in the hell have you been?
00:36:52Lord, Ella called me and asked for his money back.
00:36:54Said something about you already being married?
00:36:56What the fuck's going on?
00:36:58Ella, I didn't think you'd be so ratchet that you go and get yourself married without telling us.
00:37:02I'm trying to figure it out myself.
00:37:04It's a double proxy marriage.
00:37:06Only happens in our great state of Montana.
00:37:09It wasn't even present, okay?
00:37:12Great, so you don't even know the guy.
00:37:14Should I tell them it's Cole McBride?
00:37:17Probably not.
00:37:18They wouldn't believe me anyway.
00:37:20And if they did, they'd just try to get something out of it.
00:37:24I'm trying to figure it out, okay?
00:37:26Just give me some time.
00:37:28This is just fucking perfect.
00:37:29We probably got ourselves married to a bomb.
00:37:33Daddy, who's going to pay for my wedding now?
00:37:37We can't let Benson know that we're having money issues.
00:37:40Well, not until I marry him, at least.
00:37:42Maybe try to find a job like a normal person, Christy?
00:37:46Maybe.
00:37:47Shut up.
00:37:48God, you're just jealous that I'm the one marrying Benson and not you.
00:37:54Mr. Davenporty McBride's family is here.
00:37:57Cole McBride.
00:38:02Cole McBride is here?
00:38:05Cole McBride.
00:38:35Mr. McBride, what an honor to meet you.
00:38:39Benson just talked so much about you.
00:38:41Nice to meet you.
00:38:59Oh, my God.
00:39:00It really is him.
00:39:01How did this even happen?
00:39:21Clearly, he doesn't recognize me, which means he doesn't know about the marriage either.
00:39:28Hello, Ella?
00:39:29Don't talk to me.
00:39:31Oh, my God.
00:39:32Benson, baby.
00:39:32I can't believe your brother came in person.
00:39:35Of course he would.
00:39:35He practically raised me since our father died.
00:39:39Let's go.
00:39:48This is getting weirder and weirder.
00:39:54Congrats on the engagement.
00:39:56Here's some wedding gifts for the bride.
00:40:07Oh, Mr. McBride.
00:40:10They're all just so wonderful.
00:40:13You really shouldn't have.
00:40:15Isn't the Davenport family rich, too?
00:40:17Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
00:40:19These diamonds are worth at least a million.
00:40:21I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
00:40:23This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
00:40:30You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
00:40:34Cole.
00:40:34Can I call you Cole?
00:40:36I mean, we'll be family soon.
00:40:38You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
00:40:40Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
00:40:42Now, my brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a prenup.
00:40:52A prenup?
00:40:53Of course.
00:40:54The company lawyers reviewed it before the wedding.
00:40:56But I...
00:41:02Sir, we've got a problem.
00:41:04Your grandma, she's gone missing.
00:41:09Where was she last seen?
00:41:12You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so...
00:41:15We need to find her before something happens.
00:41:17We're on it, boss.
00:41:27No, I can't let him go.
00:41:30I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
00:41:35Who are you?
00:41:37Hey.
00:41:38We need to talk.
00:41:39I'm Ella Davenport.
00:41:42Um, the Bride's sister.
00:41:45Well, half-sister.
00:41:46Yeah, I don't have time for this.
00:41:48I need to go.
00:41:49So you really don't know who I am?
00:41:52Mr. Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're going to have to do better than this.
00:41:55Flirt with you?
00:41:56Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
00:41:59No, no, no.
00:42:00I'm not flirting with you.
00:42:02I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
00:42:06Look, if you don't believe me.
00:42:18Yeah, Mr. Davenport, if you're going to forge these documents, you probably should make them look professional.
00:42:23What?
00:42:26Hey, it's not fake.
00:42:28It's not fake.
00:42:31Hey, if you think I'm lying, go to the clerk's office.
00:42:34They'll tell you.
00:42:38Jerk.
00:42:41What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
00:42:43You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
00:42:46God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
00:42:49Not everything's about you, Christy.
00:42:52Hey, come back here.
00:42:54I wasn't done talking to you.
00:42:56Young lady.
00:42:59Have you seen my grandson's wife?
00:43:04Get off me, you dirty old hag.
00:43:13Gross.
00:43:14She got her dirty old person germs all over me.
00:43:17Are you okay?
00:43:23Christy!
00:43:24Hey, girl!
00:43:26Hey, my gorgeous cousin.
00:43:28We were supposed to meet first Monday.
00:43:31Ew.
00:43:32Who's this dirty old lady?
00:43:34I don't know.
00:43:35Some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
00:43:37Get off the Davenport property.
00:43:39If you're going to beg for scraps, go do it somewhere else.
00:43:43Leave her alone.
00:43:47Come on.
00:43:48Let's get you up.
00:43:49It's okay.
00:43:50Take it slow.
00:43:55Are you hurt anywhere?
00:43:57No.
00:43:58I think I'm good.
00:44:01I know you.
00:44:04You're my grandson's wife.
00:44:07My grandson's beautiful bride.
00:44:10I finally get to meet you in person.
00:44:16She probably has me confused with someone.
00:44:19Right?
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:24So, you're her mystery dirtbag husband's grandma.
00:44:27Oh, my God.
00:44:29You're totally out of it.
00:44:31What's the matter?
00:44:33Alzheimer's kicking in?
00:44:35God, you reek.
00:44:37Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
00:44:39That's enough.
00:44:41Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:44:44Ella, don't be such a buzzkill.
00:44:46Who doesn't love messing around with some senile dummies?
00:44:49You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
00:44:52Relax, Ella.
00:44:53She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
00:44:57You are a terrible girl.
00:44:59Do you even know who my grandson is?
00:45:03Hmm.
00:45:04Let me guess.
00:45:05He's the CEO of the local dumpster company?
00:45:09If only you knew.
00:45:11Fine, Granny.
00:45:12Humor me.
00:45:12Who's your amazing grandson?
00:45:15Yeah, tell us.
00:45:16We're just dying to know.
00:45:17Hmm.
00:45:19My grandson is Cole.
00:45:23Cole McBride.
00:45:34I'm sorry.
00:45:36What was that?
00:45:37Say it louder.
00:45:38My grandson is Cole.
00:45:40Cole.
00:45:42Cole.
00:45:43Oh, what was it again?
00:45:46Oh my god, this is priceless.
00:45:49The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
00:45:52Here, maybe this will help jog your memory.
00:46:08Oh my god, this is priceless.
00:46:13I'll go to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
00:46:16Aww.
00:46:17How sweet.
00:46:18Our little charity worker is defending the senile grandma.
00:46:21That's it.
00:46:22I've had it with you.
00:46:24I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
00:46:30Make me.
00:46:42Did you just hit me?
00:46:43It's time someone taught you manners.
00:46:47I'm telling dad.
00:46:48Go ahead.
00:46:49And tell Benson too while you're at it.
00:46:51The sooner he learns he's engaged to an elder abusing bitch, the better.
00:46:57Dad!
00:46:58Daddy!
00:47:03Only my grandson was here.
00:47:06Why couldn't I remember his name?
00:47:08Hey, it's okay.
00:47:10I forget things sometimes too.
00:47:13Come on.
00:47:14I'll call your family and they'll pick you up soon.
00:47:16Okay?
00:47:19My apologies, sir.
00:47:21I should have kept a closer eye on your grandmother.
00:47:28Who is this?
00:47:29I've got your grandma.
00:47:32I've got your grandma.
00:47:35Name your price and I'll pay it.
00:47:36Relax.
00:47:37I'm just messing with you.
00:47:39She's fine.
00:47:40But seriously, you do need to keep better tabs on her.
00:47:44I'll text you my address so you can come pick her up.
00:47:47Appreciate it.
00:47:49Why does that voice sound so familiar?
00:47:52Guess what?
00:47:53I found your wife.
00:47:55Come as fast as you can.
00:47:57No, ma'am.
00:47:58I'm not.
00:47:59Come now.
00:48:00Come meet her.
00:48:01I'm not your grandson's wife.
00:48:02Yes, you are.
00:48:03Grandma, I'm not married.
00:48:04What are you talking about my wife?
00:48:06But you are married.
00:48:08And if you can't accept her as your wife, I'm not coming home.
00:48:13Don't be ridiculous, grandma.
00:48:15I'm coming to get you right now.
00:48:16No.
00:48:17Come meet her.
00:48:19Wait.
00:48:26Come on.
00:48:27Let's go back to my apartment while we wait for your grandson.
00:48:30You can rest for a while.
00:48:31Oh, thank you.
00:48:33My goodness.
00:48:34My granddaughter-in-law is such a sweetheart.
00:48:43Here you go.
00:48:45I'm going to go take a shower.
00:48:47I'll be right back.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:49Let me know if you need anything.
00:48:50I will.
00:48:52What an absolute gem of a girl.
00:48:54I know.
00:48:57I'll stay here with her.
00:48:58If my foolish grandson won't live with his wife, then I will.
00:49:11My darling grandson.
00:49:14Come on, grandma.
00:49:15Let's go.
00:49:15No.
00:49:16You haven't met your wife yet.
00:49:19She's in the shower.
00:49:20She'll be right out.
00:49:21Sir, the annual shareholder meeting is in 30 minutes.
00:49:23We got to go.
00:49:24Okay, grandma.
00:49:25I really can't be late today.
00:49:26So I'm begging you.
00:49:29Please come home with me.
00:49:30No.
00:49:31If you're not going to meet your wife, I'm not going home with you.
00:49:35I'll just run away again.
00:49:37I'm going to stay here with her.
00:49:39She's such a sweetheart.
00:49:41A hundred times better than you.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:50How about this?
00:49:51I'll leave today.
00:49:52And then I'll come back.
00:49:54And then we can talk.
00:49:55Does that sound good?
00:49:56Just go.
00:49:57Shoot.
00:49:59Hey, Barbara?
00:50:27Get in there and get yourself married.
00:50:30Jeez.
00:50:31He's a lucky guy.
00:50:33Wardell Wilson, 40 years old, two kids, and recently, a widow.
00:50:37I know he's not much to look at, but he's willing to pay big bucks for you.
00:50:41And once you're married, the money he gives me will go to your sister and Benson's wedding.
00:50:51You know Benson was my boyfriend first.
00:50:54From this day forward, you will have nothing to do with Benson.
00:50:59Someone of his status deserves someone like Christy.
00:51:01You're a great father.
00:51:03You're a great father, aren't you?
00:51:04Selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich.
00:51:08When did you become this desperate?
00:51:10I raised you and I put a roof over your head when everyone told me to get rid of you.
00:51:16You owe me, Ella.
00:51:20Fine.
00:51:22I'll marry this guy.
00:51:23But this is the last time I do anything for you.
00:51:27Once I'm married, I owe the Davenport's nothing.
00:51:43You look prettier than your photos.
00:51:47Worth every penny.
00:51:50Oh my god.
00:51:52Am I really going to go through with this?
00:51:58Is there a problem?
00:51:59Ma'am, what are you doing here?
00:52:01You're already married.
00:52:08I'm already married?
00:52:10What?
00:52:11Your father said you were a virgin.
00:52:13Bigamy is a crime, ma'am.
00:52:15You can't have two husbands.
00:52:16Is your family fucking with me?
00:52:18I want my deposit back.
00:52:24There must be a mistake.
00:52:26Perhaps someone with the same name?
00:52:29No, sweetheart.
00:52:30Your picture's on here.
00:52:32A double proxy marriage to a Cole McBride.
00:52:38Wait.
00:52:39The Cole McBride?
00:52:42Vincent's older brother?
00:52:43What the fuck?
00:52:52Sir, it's been three years since she last came back to Montana for longer than a business meeting.
00:52:57It's been six months this time.
00:53:00What's the occasion?
00:53:01For one, grandma wanted to get out of L.A.
00:53:04She missed her hometown, and I figured, why not?
00:53:06Might help with her Alzheimer's.
00:53:19Second, Benson's getting married to that Davenport girl.
00:53:22My father died when he was just a toddler, so I need to step in and fill that role.
00:53:26Let's go meet this girl and see if she's good for Benson.
00:53:35Where in the hell have you been?
00:53:37Lord, Ellen called me and asked for his money back.
00:53:40Said something about you already being married?
00:53:41What the fuck's going on?
00:53:43Ella, I didn't think you'd be so ratchet that you'd go and get yourself married without telling us.
00:53:48I'm trying to figure it out myself.
00:53:50It's a double proxy marriage.
00:53:52Only happens in our great state of Montana.
00:53:54It wasn't even present, okay?
00:53:57Great, so you don't even know the guy.
00:53:59Should I tell them it's Cole McBride?
00:54:02Probably not.
00:54:03They wouldn't believe me anyway.
00:54:05And if they did, they'd just try to get something out of it.
00:54:09I'm trying to figure it out, okay?
00:54:11Just give me some time.
00:54:13This is just fucking perfect.
00:54:15She probably got herself married to a bomb.
00:54:19Daddy, who's going to pay for my wedding now?
00:54:22We can't let Benson know that we're having money issues.
00:54:25Not until I marry him, at least.
00:54:28Maybe try to find a job like a normal person, Christy?
00:54:31Maybe.
00:54:32Shut up.
00:54:34God, you're just jealous that I'm the one marrying Benson and not you.
00:54:39Mr. Davenporty McBride family is here.
00:54:42Cole McBride.
00:54:47Cole McBride is here?
00:55:21Mr. McBride.
00:55:22What an honor to meet you.
00:55:24Benson has talked so much about you.
00:55:27Nice to meet you.
00:55:44Oh my god.
00:55:45It really is him.
00:55:47How did this even happen?
00:56:06Clearly he doesn't recognize me, which means he doesn't know about the marriage either.
00:56:13Hello, Ella.
00:56:14Don't talk to me.
00:56:16Oh my god, Benson baby.
00:56:18I can't believe your brother came in person.
00:56:20Of course he would.
00:56:21Practically raised me since our father died.
00:56:24Let's go.
00:56:33This is getting weirder and weirder.
00:56:39Congrats on the engagement.
00:56:41Here's some wedding gifts for the bride.
00:56:53Oh, Mr. McBride.
00:56:55They're all just so wonderful.
00:56:58You really shouldn't have.
00:57:00Isn't the Davenport family rich too?
00:57:02Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
00:57:05These diamonds are worth at least a million.
00:57:07I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
00:57:09This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
00:57:15You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
00:57:19Cole.
00:57:19Can I call you Cole?
00:57:21We'll be family soon.
00:57:23You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
00:57:25Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
00:57:27My brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a prenup.
00:57:35Uh, pre-prenup?
00:57:38Of course.
00:57:39The company lawyers reviewed before the wedding.
00:57:41But I...
00:57:46Hello?
00:57:47Sir, we've got a problem.
00:57:49Your grandma, she's gone missing.
00:57:54Where was she last seen?
00:57:57You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so...
00:58:00We need to find her before something happens.
00:58:02We're on it, boss.
00:58:13No.
00:58:13I can't let him go.
00:58:15I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
00:58:21Who are you?
00:58:22Hey.
00:58:23We need to talk.
00:58:25I am Ella Davenport.
00:58:27Um, the bride's sister.
00:58:30Well, half-sister.
00:58:32Yeah, I don't have time for this.
00:58:33I need to go.
00:58:34So you really don't know who I am?
00:58:37Miss Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're going to have to do better than this.
00:58:40Flirt with you?
00:58:42Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
00:58:44No, no, no.
00:58:46I'm not flirting with you.
00:58:47I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
00:58:52Look, if you don't believe me.
00:59:03Yeah, Miss Davenport, if you're going to forge these documents, you probably should make them look professional.
00:59:09What?
00:59:12Hey, it's not fake.
00:59:14It's not fake.
00:59:16Hey, if you think I'm lying, go to the clerk's office.
00:59:20They'll tell you.
00:59:26What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
00:59:28You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
00:59:32God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
00:59:34Not everything's about you, Christy.
00:59:38Hey, come back here.
00:59:39I wasn't done talking to you.
00:59:42Young lady.
00:59:45Have you seen my grandson's wife?
00:59:49Get off me, you dirty old hag!
00:59:58Gross, she got her dirty old person germs all over me.
01:00:02Are you okay?
01:00:08Christy!
01:00:09Hey, girl!
01:00:11Hey, my gorgeous cousin.
01:00:13We were supposed to meet first Monday.
01:00:17Ew.
01:00:18Who's this dirty old lady?
01:00:19I don't know.
01:00:20Some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
01:00:22Get off the Davenport property.
01:00:24If you're going to beg for scraps, go do it somewhere else.
01:00:29Leave her alone.
01:00:32Come on.
01:00:33Let's get you up.
01:00:34It's okay.
01:00:35Take it slow.
01:00:40Are you hurt anywhere?
01:00:42No.
01:00:43I think I'm good.
01:00:46I know you.
01:00:49You're my grandson's wife.
01:00:53My grandson's beautiful bride.
01:00:55I finally get to meet you in person.
01:01:01She probably has me confused with someone.
01:01:04Right?
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09So you're her mystery jerk-back husband's grandma.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You're totally out of it.
01:01:16What's the matter?
01:01:18Alzheimer's kicking in?
01:01:21God, you reek.
01:01:22Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
01:01:25That's enough.
01:01:26Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
01:01:29Oh, Ella.
01:01:30Don't be such a buzzkill.
01:01:32Who doesn't love messing around with some senile dummies?
01:01:34You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
01:01:37Relax, Ella.
01:01:39She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
01:01:42You are a terrible girl.
01:01:45Do you even know who my grandson is?
01:01:48Hmm.
01:01:48Let me guess.
01:01:50He's the CEO of the local dumpster company?
01:01:54If only you knew.
01:01:56Fine, Granny.
01:01:57Humor me.
01:01:58Who's your amazing grandson?
01:02:00Yeah, tell us.
01:02:01We're just dying to know.
01:02:04My grandson is Cole McBride.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:21What was that?
01:02:22Say it louder.
01:02:23My grandson is Cole.
01:02:26Cole.
01:02:28Cole.
01:02:29What was it again?
01:02:32Oh my god, this is priceless.
01:02:34The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
01:02:38Here, maybe this will help jog your memory.
01:02:52Sweetheart, are you okay?
01:02:54It's okay.
01:02:55Don't worry.
01:02:56It's just coffee.
01:02:57Come on.
01:02:57I'll take you to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
01:03:01Aw.
01:03:02How sweet.
01:03:04Our little charity worker is defending the senile grandma.
01:03:07That's it.
01:03:08I've had it with you.
01:03:09I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
01:03:15Make me.
01:03:18Make me.
01:03:27Did you just hit me?
01:03:29It's time someone taught you manners.
01:03:32I'm telling dad.
01:03:33Go ahead.
01:03:34And tell Benson too while you're at it.
01:03:37The sooner he learns he's engaged to an elder abusing bitch, the better.
01:03:42Dad!
01:03:43Dad!
01:03:48Only my grandson was here.
01:03:51Why couldn't I remember his name?
01:03:53Hey, it's okay.
01:03:55I forget things sometimes too.
01:03:58Come on.
01:03:59I'll call your family and they'll pick you up soon.
01:04:01Okay?
01:04:04My apologies, sir.
01:04:06I should have kept a closer eye on your grandmother.
01:04:13Who is this?
01:04:14I've got your grandma.
01:04:18I've got your grandma.
01:04:20Name your price and I'll pay it.
01:04:22Relax.
01:04:22I'm just messing with you.
01:04:24She's fine.
01:04:26But seriously, you do need to keep better tabs on her.
01:04:29I'll text you my address so you can come pick her up.
01:04:32Appreciate it.
01:04:34How does that voice sound so familiar?
01:04:37Guess what?
01:04:38I found your wife.
01:04:40Come as fast as you can.
01:04:42No, ma'am.
01:04:43I'm not.
01:04:44Come now.
01:04:45Come meet her.
01:04:46I'm not your grandson's wife.
01:04:48Yes, you are.
01:04:48Grandma, I'm not married.
01:04:50What are you talking about my wife?
01:04:51But you are married.
01:04:53And if you can't accept her as your wife, I'm not coming home.
01:04:59Don't be ridiculous, Grandma.
01:05:00I'm coming to get you right now.
01:05:01No.
01:05:02Come meet her.
01:05:04Wait.
01:05:12Come on.
01:05:13Let's go back to my apartment while we wait for your grandson.
01:05:15You can rest for a while.
01:05:17Oh, thank you.
01:05:18My goodness.
01:05:20My granddaughter-in-law is such a sweetheart.
01:05:29Here you go.
01:05:31I'm going to go take a shower.
01:05:32I'll be right back.
01:05:33Okay.
01:05:34Let me know if you need anything.
01:05:35I will.
01:05:38What an absolute gem of a girl.
01:05:40I know.
01:05:42I'll stay here with her.
01:05:44If my foolish grandson won't live with his wife, then I will.
01:05:56My darling grandson.
01:05:59Come on, Grandma.
01:06:00Let's go.
01:06:00No.
01:06:02You haven't met your wife yet.
01:06:04She's in the shower.
01:06:05She'll be right out.
01:06:06Sir, the annual shareholder meeting is in 30 minutes.
01:06:08We've got to go.
01:06:09Okay, Grandma.
01:06:10I really can't be late today, so I'm begging you.
01:06:14Please come home with me.
01:06:15No.
01:06:16If you're not going to meet your wife, I'm not going home with you.
01:06:20I'll just run away again.
01:06:22I'm going to stay here with her.
01:06:24She's such a sweetheart.
01:06:26A hundred times better than you.
01:06:34Okay.
01:06:35How about this?
01:06:36I'll leave today, and then I'll come back, and then we can talk.
01:06:40Does that sound good?
01:06:41Just go.
01:06:42Shoot.
01:06:44Hey, Barbara?
01:07:13Get in there and get yourself married.
01:07:15Geez.
01:07:16He's a lucky guy.
01:07:18Wardell Wilson, 40 years old, two kids, and recently, a widow.
01:07:22I know he's not much to look at, but he's willing to pay big bucks for you.
01:07:26And once you're married, the money he gives me will go to your sister and Benson's wedding.
01:07:37You know, Benson was my boyfriend first.
01:07:39So what?
01:07:40From this day forward, you will have nothing to do with Benson.
01:07:44Someone of his status deserves someone like Christy.
01:07:46You're a great father, aren't you?
01:07:49Selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich.
01:07:53When did you become this desperate?
01:07:55I raised you, and I put a roof over your head when everyone told me to get rid of you.
01:08:01You owe me, Ella.
01:08:05Fine.
01:08:07I'll marry this guy.
01:08:08But this is the last time I do anything for you.
01:08:13Once I'm married, I owe the Davenports nothing.
01:08:28You look prettier than your photos.
01:08:32Worth every penny.
01:08:36Oh my god.
01:08:37Am I really going to go through with this?
01:08:43Is there a problem?
01:08:45Ma'am, what are you doing here?
01:08:46You're already married.
01:08:53I'm already married?
01:08:55What?
01:08:56Your father said you were a virgin.
01:08:59Bigamy is a crime, ma'am.
01:09:00You can't have two husbands.
01:09:02Is your family fucking with me?
01:09:03I want my deposit back.
01:09:09There must be a mistake.
01:09:11Perhaps someone with the same name?
01:09:15No, sweetheart.
01:09:15Your picture's on here.
01:09:17A double proxy marriage to a Cole McBride.
01:09:23Wait.
01:09:24The Cole McBride?
01:09:27Vincent's older brother?
01:09:29What the fuck?
01:09:37Sir, it's been three years since you last came back to Montana for longer than a business meeting.
01:09:42It's been six months this time.
01:09:45What's the occasion?
01:09:46For one, Grandma wanted to get out of L.A.
01:09:49She missed her hometown, and I figured, why not?
01:09:51It might help with her Alzheimer's.
01:10:04Second, Benson's getting married to that Davenport girl.
01:10:07My father died when he was just a toddler, so I need to step in and fill that role.
01:10:12Let's go meet this girl and see if she's good with Benson.
01:10:21Where in the hell have you been?
01:10:23Lord, Ellen called me and asked for his money back.
01:10:25Said something about you already being married?
01:10:27What the fuck's going on?
01:10:28Ella, I didn't think you'd be so ratchet that you'd go and get yourself married without telling us.
01:10:33I'm trying to figure it out myself.
01:10:35It's a double proxy marriage.
01:10:37Only happens in our great state of Montana.
01:10:40It wasn't even present, okay?
01:10:42Great, so you don't even know the guy.
01:10:44Should I tell them it's Cole McBride?
01:10:47Probably not.
01:10:48They wouldn't believe me anyway.
01:10:50And if they did, they'd just try to get something out of it.
01:10:54I'm trying to figure it out, okay?
01:10:56Just give me some time.
01:10:58This is just fucking perfect.
01:11:00We probably got ourselves married to a bomb.
01:11:04Daddy, who's going to pay for my wedding now?
01:11:07We can't let Benson know that we're having money issues.
01:11:10Well, not until I marry him, at least.
01:11:13Maybe try to find a job like a normal person, Christy?
01:11:16Maybe.
01:11:17Shut up.
01:11:19God, you're just jealous that I'm the one marrying Benson and not you.
01:11:24Mr. Davenport, the McBride family is here.
01:11:27Cole McBride.
01:11:32Cole McBride is here?
01:12:06Mr. McBride.
01:12:07What an honor to meet you.
01:12:09Benson has talked so much about you.
01:12:12Nice to meet you.
01:12:29Oh, my God.
01:12:30It really is him.
01:12:32How did this even happen?
01:12:52Clearly, he doesn't recognize me, which means he doesn't know about the marriage either.
01:12:58Hello, Ella.
01:13:00Hello, Ella.
01:13:00Don't talk to me.
01:13:02Oh, my God, Benson, baby.
01:13:03I can't believe your brother came in person.
01:13:05Of course he would.
01:13:06Practically raised me since our father died.
01:13:10Let's go.
01:13:19This is getting weirder and weirder.
01:13:25Congrats on the engagement.
01:13:26Here's some wedding gifts to the bride.
01:13:38Oh, Mr. McBride.
01:13:41They're all just so wonderful.
01:13:43You really shouldn't have.
01:13:45Isn't the Davenport family rich, too?
01:13:48Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
01:13:50These diamonds are worth at least a million.
01:13:52I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
01:13:54This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
01:14:00You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
01:14:04Cole.
01:14:05Can I call you Cole?
01:14:06We'll be family soon.
01:14:09You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
01:14:10Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
01:14:12Now, my brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a prenup.
01:14:21A pre-
01:14:22A prenup?
01:14:24Of course.
01:14:24The company lawyers reviewed it before the wedding.
01:14:27But I...
01:14:31Hello?
01:14:32Sir, we've got a problem.
01:14:34Your grandma, she's gone missing.
01:14:40Where was she last seen?
01:14:42You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so...
01:14:45We need to find her before something happens.
01:14:47We're on it, boss.
01:14:58No.
01:14:59I can't let him go.
01:15:00I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
01:15:06Who are you?
01:15:07Hey.
01:15:08We need to talk.
01:15:10I'm Ella Davenport.
01:15:13Um, the bride's sister.
01:15:15Well, half-sister.
01:15:17Yeah, I don't have time for this.
01:15:18I need to go.
01:15:19So you really don't know who I am?
01:15:22Miss Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're going to have to do better than this.
01:15:26Flirt with you?
01:15:27Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
01:15:30No, no, no.
01:15:31I'm not flirting with you.
01:15:33I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
01:15:37Look if you don't believe me.
01:15:49Yeah, Mr. Davenport, if you're going to forge these documents, you probably should make them look professional.
01:15:57Hey, it's not fake.
01:15:59It's not fake.
01:16:01Hey, if you think I'm lying, go to the clerk's office.
01:16:05They'll tell you.
01:16:11What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
01:16:13You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
01:16:17God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
01:16:20Not everything's about you, Christy.
01:16:23Hey, come back here.
01:16:24I wasn't done talking to you.
01:16:27Young lady, have you seen my grandson's wife?
01:16:35Get off me, you dirty old hag!
01:16:43Gross, she got her dirty old person germs all over me.
01:16:47Are you okay?
01:16:53Christy!
01:16:54Hey, girl!
01:16:56Hey, my gorgeous cousin.
01:16:58We were supposed to meet first Monday.
01:17:02Ew.
01:17:03Who's this dirty old lady?
01:17:04I don't know, some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
01:17:08Get off the Davenport property.
01:17:10If you're going to beg for scraps, go do it somewhere else.
01:17:14Leave her alone.
01:17:17Come on, let's get you up.
01:17:19It's okay, take it slow.
01:17:26Are you hurt anywhere?
01:17:27No, I think I'm good.
01:17:31I know you.
01:17:34You're my grandson's wife.
01:17:38My grandson's beautiful bride.
01:17:40I finally get to meet you in person.
01:17:46She probably has me confused with someone.
01:17:49Right?
01:17:52Oh, my God.
01:17:54So you're her mystery jerk-back husband's grandma.
01:17:58Oh, my God.
01:17:59You're totally out of it.
01:18:01What's the matter?
01:18:03Alzheimer's kicking in?
01:18:06God, you reek.
01:18:07Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
01:18:10That's enough.
01:18:11Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
01:18:14Oh, Ella.
01:18:15Don't be such a buzzkill.
01:18:17Who doesn't love messing around with some senile dummies?
01:18:19You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
01:18:22Relax, Ella.
01:18:24She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
01:18:27You are a terrible girl.
01:18:30Do you even know who my grandson is?
01:18:33Hmm, let me guess.
01:18:36He's the CEO of the local dumpster company?
01:18:39If only you knew.
01:18:41Fine, Granny.
01:18:42Humor me.
01:18:43Who's your amazing grandson?
01:18:45Yeah, tell us.
01:18:46We're just dying to know.
01:18:50My grandson is Cole...
01:18:54Cole McBride.
01:19:05I'm sorry.
01:19:06What was that?
01:19:07Say it louder.
01:19:08My grandson is Cole.
01:19:12Cole...
01:19:13Cole...
01:19:14What was it again?
01:19:17Oh my god, this is priceless.
01:19:19The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
01:19:23Here, maybe this will help jog your memory.
01:19:37Sweetheart, are you okay?
01:19:39It's okay.
01:19:40Don't worry, it's just coffee.
01:19:42Come on, I'll take you to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
01:19:46Aww.
01:19:47How sweet.
01:19:49Our little charity workers defending the senile grandma.
01:19:52That's it.
01:19:53I've had it with you.
01:19:54I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
01:20:00Make me.
01:20:12Did you just hit me?
01:20:14It's time someone taught you manners.
01:20:17I'm telling dad.
01:20:19Go ahead.
01:20:19And tell Benson, too, while you're at it.
01:20:22The sooner he learns he's engaged to an elder-abusing bitch, the better.
01:20:27Dad!
01:20:29Daddy!
01:20:33Only my grandson was here.
01:20:36Why couldn't I remember his name?
01:20:39Hey, it's okay.
01:20:41I forget things sometimes, too.
01:20:43Come on.
01:20:44I'll call your family and they'll pick you up soon.
01:20:46Okay?
01:20:49My apologies, sir.
01:20:51I should have kept a closer eye on your grandmother.
01:20:59Who is this?
01:20:59I've got your grandma.
01:21:03I've got your grandma.
01:21:06Name your price and I'll pay it.
01:21:07Relax.
01:21:08I'm just messing with you.
01:21:09She's fine.
01:21:11But, seriously, you do need to keep better tabs on her.
01:21:15I'll text you my address so you can come pick her up.
01:21:17Appreciate it.
01:21:20Why does that voice sound so familiar?
01:21:23Guess what?
01:21:24I found your wife.
01:21:25Come as fast as you can.
01:21:28No, ma'am.
01:21:28I'm not.
01:21:29Come now.
01:21:30Come meet her.
01:21:31I'm not your grandson's wife.
01:21:33Yes, you are.
01:21:34Grandma, I'm not married.
01:21:35What are you talking about my wife?
01:21:36But you are married.
01:21:38And if you can't accept her as your wife, I'm not coming home.
01:21:44Don't be ridiculous, Grandma.
01:21:45I'm coming to get you right now.
01:21:46No.
01:21:47Come meet her.
01:21:49Wait.
01:21:57Come on.
01:21:58Let's go back to my apartment while we wait for your grandson.
01:22:00You can rest for a while.
01:22:02Oh, thank you.
01:22:03My goodness.
01:22:04My granddaughter-in-law is such a sweetheart.
01:22:14Here you go.
01:22:16I'm going to go take a shower.
01:22:18I'll be right back.
01:22:19Okay.
01:22:19Let me know if you need anything.
01:22:20I will.
01:22:23What an absolute gem of a girl.
01:22:26I know.
01:22:27I'll stay here with her.
01:22:29If my foolish grandson won't live with his wife, then I will.
01:22:42My darling grandson.
01:22:44Come on, Grandma.
01:22:45Let's go.
01:22:46No.
01:22:47You haven't met your wife yet.
01:22:49She's in the shower.
01:22:50She'll be right out.
01:22:51Sir, the annual shareholder meeting is in 30 minutes.
01:22:53We've got to go.
01:22:55Okay, Grandma.
01:22:55I really can't be late today, so I'm begging you.
01:22:59Please come home with me.
01:23:01No.
01:23:02If you're not going to meet your wife, I'm not going home with you.
01:23:05I'll just run away again.
01:23:07I'm going to stay here with her.
01:23:09She's such a sweetheart.
01:23:12A hundred times better than you.
01:23:19Okay, how about this?
01:23:22I'll leave today, and then I'll come back, and then we can talk.
01:23:26Does that sound good?
01:23:27Just go.
01:23:28Shoot.
01:23:29Hey, Barbara?
01:23:32Yeah.
01:23:34Yeah.
01:23:34Yeah.
01:23:36Yeah.
01:23:38Yeah.
01:23:42Yeah.
01:23:42Yeah.
01:23:44Yeah.
01:23:48Yeah.
01:23:50Yeah.
01:23:51You