00:00Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
00:02I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
00:04He's a fucking nepo daddy.
00:06Like, he's not even that good looking.
00:08Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
00:12Like, you shave his head, he's the gayest sailor at Fleet Week.
00:16Seriously, man, thanks for letting me tag along.
00:18I need a win.
00:21Will you just tell me this?
00:22Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
00:24He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
00:31Why do you ask them?
00:39Keep running south.
00:44So, like, what's your story?
00:47My story?
00:49Yeah.
00:49I was born on a sugar bush, a maple farm.
00:52One day when I was five, my parents died in a tidal wave of molasses.
00:55Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave
00:58where they taught me the ways of the soil and the salts
01:00until Gerald, that's the eldest goose,
01:03revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
01:06And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork
01:09because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
01:13Orson married us.
01:16And the rest is history.
01:22Homelander asked you to come along?
01:26Personally.
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