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00:00:11¡Buy a lingerie! ¡Check!
00:00:13¡Bikini watch! ¡Get boyfriend! ¡Check!
00:00:16Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:00:21Stop thinking about dick.
00:00:22I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:00:24I'm just nervous to lose my virginity.
00:00:27Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:00:33Did he hear?
00:00:38Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not Luke's probably really big dick.
00:00:43Morning, dick.
00:00:45Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:00:49You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:51Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:54Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:57Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:01:00No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:14Want coffee?
00:01:17Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30Mikey, don't laugh.
00:01:32We're so mean.
00:01:33Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:34All right, all right, all right.
00:01:35I'm sorry.
00:01:35No, babe, trust me.
00:01:37You look great.
00:01:39Not bad, not bad, not bad.
00:01:47Come here.
00:01:48Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy.
00:02:01See, it's my girl. My face to wipe.
00:02:04Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God.
00:02:08Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:11She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:15Yeah.
00:02:16Watch this.
00:02:17Oh, Mikey.
00:02:18Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:21Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:02:24Like making coffee.
00:02:26Or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, no, come on.
00:02:31Oh, my God.
00:02:33Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:02:48I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it?
00:02:55Yeah, you forgot you'd come into your medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed.
00:03:00Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:05especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:09What?
00:03:11It was just chlamydia!
00:03:13Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:36I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:40What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment.
00:03:45I gotta go.
00:03:45Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:03:53after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right, my first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes.
00:04:49Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me?
00:04:52Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me!
00:04:55I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:57Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no.
00:05:00He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:09Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:13if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:23He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:28Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready.
00:05:35I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:05:39but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:41You know what?
00:05:42I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it.
00:05:57It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it.
00:06:17Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes.
00:06:47I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57All right?
00:06:58You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:10All right.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:42Duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing.
00:07:48I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me.
00:07:54You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No hard memoralities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right, so, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it sooner to the cafe?
00:08:49All right, so, here's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the heart?
00:09:20I want to talk to you.
00:09:21He buys coffee from you.
00:09:22The Luke.
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Bye, bye.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:39Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Sophie?
00:09:42Thanks.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:48Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:43Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:50You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:54Hey, you need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck, my eyes.
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live before I'm calling cops?
00:11:06K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kailey Avenue, apartment two.
00:11:09I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:17The lady.
00:11:36Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:41than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:47Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:52You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry.
00:12:02I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:03We have to wait.
00:12:04I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry.
00:12:11You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:23There it is.
00:12:24There it is.
00:12:26The hell you are.
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:32No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:36Stop, Mike.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:39Stop.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:46Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, Steven.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, Sophie.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:10Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:29My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:33That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:42Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no.
00:13:46Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:49Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:48I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:52Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:58Tell me this.
00:14:58Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar, all right?
00:15:08And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:23No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:40No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:42You're my asshole.
00:15:43I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48Sorry, Sophie.
00:15:55Sophie, you want my virginity look?
00:16:04You can have it
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me
00:16:15Are you
00:16:16Hard right now
00:16:24We're mid-argument
00:16:27That's so wrong
00:16:28You're drunk
00:16:29I'm taking you home
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk
00:16:34I'm taking you home
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home
00:16:37My roommate's there
00:16:38I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:40She's probably having sex
00:16:41Because she's fuckable
00:16:42Unlike me
00:16:49We're here
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place
00:16:55You can stay here for the night
00:16:56Wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:58And answers the phone
00:16:59If you're comfortable
00:17:00I want to
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool
00:17:04I'm cool with that
00:17:06But is your girlfriend
00:17:07Going to be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Sofie
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:28I'm cool
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:38The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:53How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:55It's huge
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces
00:18:00Not all tight spaces
00:18:02Is he a tease?
00:18:03Or do I just need to reach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up
00:18:07You'll feel better afterwards
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:19I'm gonna do it
00:18:20Outro
00:18:21I'm there
00:18:21I'm there
00:18:34¡Gracias!
00:19:00I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:04You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:07Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:14and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:18No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:22Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:25You don't mess up my coffee order?
00:19:29You're kind to people, and you're beautiful.
00:19:45Who is that?
00:19:47Ah, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:50Um, you have to hide right now, all right?
00:19:55Come on.
00:19:57Luke?
00:19:59Are you home?
00:20:04Luke?
00:20:05Are you home?
00:20:05Come out, come out.
00:20:08Stop playing.
00:20:09I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:11I know you're not on call.
00:20:19Don't say a word.
00:20:20There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:27Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:29What the hell?
00:20:31Shh.
00:20:32Shh.
00:20:32She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:34We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:37She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:38Then why did you just trip down and get into bed?
00:20:40Shh.
00:20:44What are you doing?
00:20:46You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:50Why don't I join you?
00:20:57I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:59Like what, baby?
00:21:01Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:04Ice cubes?
00:21:05What ice cubes?
00:21:06Like call the cops.
00:21:08Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:10Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:12Come on, Lukey.
00:21:14You know you love screwing me.
00:21:21I have someone new in my life.
00:21:25Someone new?
00:21:26Who the fuck is she?
00:21:29I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:32And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:34Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:35And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pagers.
00:21:39Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:40No.
00:21:41You can't.
00:21:42One.
00:21:45Two.
00:21:45Fine.
00:21:46Fine.
00:21:48I'm leaving.
00:21:50Your loss.
00:22:01Oh my God, Luke.
00:22:15Holy shit.
00:22:18I smell like booze.
00:22:19I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:22What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:25Ugh.
00:22:27I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:33You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:38You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:41Take care of that little distraction.
00:22:56My virginity?
00:23:00Yup.
00:23:01Still intact.
00:23:04Fuck my life.
00:23:07Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:23:09Jesus.
00:23:09What the hell are you doing?
00:23:13I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:15Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:18What would you have me do?
00:23:20Don't say it.
00:23:21Don't say it.
00:23:22You could join me.
00:23:27Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:37Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:40There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:02I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:05But?
00:24:07But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:09You're my patient for one.
00:24:11In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:14I'm graduating this year.
00:24:17Second?
00:24:20Your version.
00:24:22Ouch.
00:24:24I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:34You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:39But you're asking me to fuck you.
00:24:44I don't make love.
00:24:46I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:49I'm not that guy.
00:24:55Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:58I'm a big girl. I can handle myself.
00:25:02Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:05I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:12Someone's jealous.
00:25:16Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:20me a cup of coffee.
00:25:21Because it's cheap.
00:25:34Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:39coffee.
00:25:42You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:46So do it.
00:25:48I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:54Ready?
00:26:01What's that?
00:26:02As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:09Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:12Are you kidding me?
00:26:21Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:23You're killing me.
00:26:24So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:30A virgin?
00:26:31Yeah.
00:26:32I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:39Can you wait? Oh my god.
00:26:41Sophie, no 36-year-old man is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:49He respects you, dummy.
00:26:51Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:53I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:57All the things I'm not.
00:26:58You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:02A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:04And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:06Watch.
00:27:09Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:11No, can you just order?
00:27:27I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:30But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:35Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:40What do you want?
00:27:42I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:47I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:52Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:54He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:56Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:04Can you believe it? Sophie's evil.
00:28:08First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:11Slut.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Pregnant with Luke's?
00:28:14Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:24Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours.
00:28:30Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:33You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:35I didn't do this, I swear. I would never.
00:28:37What's going on?
00:28:38Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:41No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:44Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:47Sophie?
00:28:48I'm calling the police.
00:28:50No, I would never do this. Please.
00:28:52She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:54We need a medic too.
00:28:56I'm a doctor.
00:29:02I'm a doctor.
00:29:33I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:36Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:41Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:45It was for a friend.
00:29:46You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:49Let me go.
00:29:50I don't want to press charges.
00:29:54Just a moment.
00:30:05Oh my God.
00:30:07You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:09Luke, please. I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:15Breaking into my house. Stealing my pager.
00:30:18That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:20But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:28Officer?
00:30:29I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:31She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:35I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:36Stop. Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:40You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:42She's nothing.
00:30:44A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:47You're better than this Luke.
00:30:50Officer?
00:30:51Take her away.
00:30:55Let's go!
00:30:57You bitch!
00:30:58You don't deserve him!
00:31:00Let's go!
00:31:02I knew she was psycho.
00:31:04You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:08Thanks, Ev.
00:31:09Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:13Take the date.
00:31:23Someone's waiting for their new test drive. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:35You came just to save me?
00:31:38Of course I did.
00:31:45I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:51I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:57I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:59Sophie, I rushed out a surgery for you.
00:32:01I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:03I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:06I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:10What do you mean?
00:32:12I mean, you...
00:32:14reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:20What do you see in me?
00:32:22Or am I just...
00:32:24entertainment to you?
00:32:26Entertainment? Sophie...
00:32:27If you would've just entertained me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:32You're just...
00:32:32young.
00:32:38I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:41Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN, doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:45I want.
00:32:52What do you want?
00:32:58You...
00:33:00Take me seriously.
00:33:04Get in the car.
00:33:06What? To where?
00:33:08Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:11What?
00:33:12Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:39I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:43We're doing both.
00:33:44My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:49Your vacation home?
00:33:51As in you have multiple?
00:33:54Wow.
00:33:55Mr. Millen, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:03And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:06Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:09What the hell?
00:34:11Look, I didn't tell you because I don't want you to stress out.
00:34:13The truth is, yes.
00:34:15My family's rich.
00:34:17But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:19We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:22And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:37Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:42Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:50Hang on.
00:34:52What even am I to Luke?
00:34:58Mother.
00:35:00This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:04Girlfriend?
00:35:05No way.
00:35:07Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:08Manners.
00:35:10Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:35:15Girlfriend?
00:35:17What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:20Gina?
00:35:22The Dean's daughter?
00:35:23The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:26Ouch.
00:35:28Mother, again,
00:35:30I just said this is my girlfriend.
00:35:32And my date to the gala.
00:35:33If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again,
00:35:36I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:39Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:43You unbreakable child.
00:35:49If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:51Oh, before we go.
00:35:52Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:55She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:58Fourth floor, third door on the roof.
00:36:01Thank you, Mother.
00:36:03Good to see you.
00:36:09That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:20Your brother has lost it.
00:36:22Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:33Is your mom always so...
00:36:36Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:41That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:44But...
00:36:44The charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so...
00:36:48I come back every year.
00:36:49You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:51Sweet.
00:36:52I do.
00:36:54Plus the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:57What does that mean?
00:37:09Luke, you did not.
00:37:15Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:18I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:19That's done.
00:37:20I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:22You said you want all of them.
00:37:25They're yours.
00:37:3180...
00:37:32I can't accept this.
00:37:33This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:36Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:40Why do you like me?
00:37:42I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:45You.
00:37:47Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:49You're cultured.
00:37:50Your parents host charity events.
00:37:53You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:54I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:59It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:16Of course, it's too late.
00:38:17But we're already falling for you.
00:38:21Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:28Because...
00:38:28I want it to be right.
00:38:30I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:33of you.
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:36But take it slow.
00:38:42Even though...
00:38:45There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:48Really?
00:38:55Really.
00:39:18Come back here.
00:39:20I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:25Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:28You're the one that wants to wait, Doctor.
00:39:38Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:41Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:49You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:40:00Whatever you say, Doc.
00:40:13Whatever you say, Doc.
00:40:16And Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:24Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:29Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:31I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:35mistake.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:37That's my girl.
00:40:41Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:44I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:02Holy shit.
00:41:10It's not about being pretty.
00:41:11I just...
00:41:13I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:16I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:18Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:26You're so refreshing.
00:41:29You ready?
00:41:47Wow.
00:41:48She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:50You never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:53Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:54Shut up.
00:41:55There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:58If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:08I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:42:11This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:15Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:20Cheers.
00:42:25Girlfriend?
00:42:25Not for long.
00:42:40Good evening, everyone.
00:42:43Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:49Our first item.
00:42:54An all expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:42:58With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:02Starting big.
00:43:04Five thousand.
00:43:06Five thousand.
00:43:07Now six.
00:43:08It's making us six.
00:43:09Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:10That's pretty good.
00:43:11Can I get...
00:43:13You need to come quick.
00:43:15My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:17You gonna be okay?
00:43:17Go.
00:43:18Let's go.
00:43:27What is it?
00:43:28My throat.
00:43:30Oh, you're not?
00:43:32Breathe.
00:43:38Sold!
00:43:39Number twelve.
00:43:40Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:41All expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:43Give him a round of applause.
00:43:44Congratulations.
00:43:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:46Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:49Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:57Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:02What a hussy.
00:44:04Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:06I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:10I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:12I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:16Poor Lukey.
00:44:17She hasn't fooled.
00:44:20She hasn't fooled.
00:44:20Trailer trash skank.
00:44:22Who let her kind in here?
00:44:24I wouldn't do that.
00:44:25I would never.
00:44:26I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:30Really, Sophie?
00:44:31No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:33Whew.
00:44:34Alright.
00:44:35Five hundred?
00:44:37Alright.
00:44:37Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:44:41She's got student loans.
00:44:42Whatever that means.
00:44:44Where's Luke?
00:44:49Reed?
00:44:52I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:54No, my throat.
00:44:56It hurts.
00:44:56Don't throw me.
00:44:57I recognize you.
00:44:58You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:00What the hell is going on here?
00:45:01Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:03Patrick?
00:45:04Get out of my way.
00:45:05Why lower your standards?
00:45:06We're millionaires.
00:45:07She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:16You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:20Motherfucker.
00:45:22Four fifty.
00:45:25Four hundred?
00:45:28Hmm.
00:45:29Alright.
00:45:30I mean, look.
00:45:32I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:34Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:38I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:41Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:46Sold!
00:45:46Sold for four hundred dollars.
00:45:49Wow, Sophie.
00:45:51Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:02Used goods?
00:46:03That's rich, Serena.
00:46:05After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:08Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:46:12What was that you saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:21You idiot!
00:46:23Get off the stage!
00:46:24We're leaving!
00:46:24Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:27You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:30No need, my dear.
00:46:32Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:36After all of... this.
00:46:41But... but...
00:46:42No! No!
00:46:44Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:49You're a doctor!
00:46:51Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:52You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:54Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:57How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05Stephanie?
00:47:06The lady?
00:47:08No, no, no, no, no!
00:47:15I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:18You can't.
00:47:19You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to.
00:47:23But I practice under the university.
00:47:24So you can't touch me.
00:47:26So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:29I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity,
00:47:32and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:35Let's go!
00:47:37Get to writing.
00:47:39Let's go!
00:47:40Everybody out!
00:47:47Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:49You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:52I would've been okay.
00:47:53I'd do it a thousand times over.
00:47:55No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:57Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:01Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:04You alright?
00:48:17What are you looking for?
00:48:20I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:23I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:29Right.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:33Make me...
00:48:34an Appletini.
00:48:36What?
00:48:38Seriously?
00:48:40Alright, so...
00:48:42Vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur...
00:48:45Can we just do something easier?
00:48:47You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:52Move.
00:48:56Can you open up?
00:48:59Thank you!
00:49:03Alright.
00:49:05Let's just...
00:49:05Make it simple.
00:49:07Body shots.
00:49:10I've...
00:49:11Never done that before.
00:49:13Seriously?
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15You're like so old.
00:49:16I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:18I didn't have time to...
00:49:19Do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:22He just said you're hot.
00:49:24Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:25Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:27Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:59All right.
00:49:59I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:03Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:05New rule.
00:50:06You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:08Is that so?
00:50:11Then...
00:50:12Why are you gonna lick me?
00:50:49I'm sorry.
00:50:49Was that...?
00:50:51You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:54Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:07I'm...
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:11I...
00:51:11I...
00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:13I wanna do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:18Sophie...
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Like, I'm trying, but...
00:51:26I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't wanna be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:32I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me.
00:51:35What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40Being together?
00:51:42Sophie...
00:51:42Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean...
00:51:51Of course I wanna be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really wanna take on this much baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:52:07Sophie, where you going?
00:52:08I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:27Dammit.
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:51What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:53You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:58Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope.
00:53:02Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:04So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:07All to myself.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12You heard me.
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:18Seriously?
00:53:19You're into this?
00:53:20Like, you might want to like hook up?
00:53:23Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:25Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:27Wow.
00:53:28I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:30Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:31I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:36Pause.
00:53:38What did you just say?
00:53:42I'm a virgin?
00:53:45She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:47Aw, cute.
00:53:49Excuse me?
00:53:50Too much work.
00:53:52You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:53You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:57Sweetie? I'm a senior.
00:53:59That's even sadder.
00:54:03You were just into me.
00:54:04Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:07You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:09But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:11You know?
00:54:12You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:16And...
00:54:17Sorry.
00:54:19What?
00:54:21I'm black.
00:54:28I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:31and I can't even get a stupid horny crack guy to get with me.
00:54:37He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:43Oh, and Luke.
00:54:44Of course, Luke on the other hand,
00:54:45he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:47and I guess he was just so repulsed that...
00:54:50that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:53You know what?
00:54:59Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:01I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:02Oh!
00:55:02Oh, look at me!
00:55:03I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:55:05and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:07and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:09with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:13Say something, asshole!
00:55:17Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:18Sophie can what?
00:55:19Not have sex?
00:55:20Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:21I think I'll stay right here
00:55:22where the guys at least have, I don't know,
00:55:24the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:27Guys? What guys?
00:55:28Did someone do something to you?
00:55:29Of course not.
00:55:31They...
00:55:31They said I was too messy.
00:55:33Too messy and too much.
00:55:35and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:38Sophie.
00:55:39You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:43I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:45I'm coming to get you.
00:55:46Keep falling on you, alright?
00:55:58Sophie.
00:55:59Sophie.
00:56:00Hey, wake up.
00:56:06I got you. Come on.
00:56:22Is she...
00:56:27She's fine.
00:56:29She's...
00:56:30Bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:32I don't know what she drank
00:56:33but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:38Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:51Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:58Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:01You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:06You feel like shit.
00:57:08You look like shit.
00:57:09But like, a million bucks.
00:57:12So is this a gift from Luke or...?
00:57:14Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:20He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:23But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:25Ev, I don't wanna hear it.
00:57:29I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:31I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:35So I've decided...
00:57:38I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:40Huh?
00:57:41Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:44People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby.
00:57:47Unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:54I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:01No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:02You're not gonna help me look sexy? Why not?
00:58:04Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:06I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:08Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:10I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:13I'm giving off...
00:58:13Don't fuck.
00:58:14Snooze fest.
00:58:15Boring.
00:58:17Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:58:21guy.
00:58:22The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:29Burn me up.
00:58:38No.
00:58:38No.
00:58:45No.
00:59:07Perfect.
00:59:08You're a sneaky barista chick?
00:59:09There's no way.
00:59:11That goes off.
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:12It is.
00:59:14That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:16Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:18Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:19Good. I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:21I mean more.
00:59:28Holy shit.
00:59:29There he is. Are you gonna say something?
00:59:34Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:36No.
00:59:37I'm just gonna make you regret everything.
00:59:39Mmm.
00:59:46Thanks, babe.
00:59:47It's all beautiful.
00:59:56And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:58A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:02I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:03What the hell's going on here?
01:00:05Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:07What the fuck did you just say?
01:00:08One latte.
01:00:09Coming right up.
01:00:12And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:14Sophie, what is this?
01:00:16You're dressed different.
01:00:17You're acting different.
01:00:17I don't get it.
01:00:19Whoops.
01:00:20Let me get that for you.
01:00:28So, do you want a coffee?
01:00:30The Avshining is on the house.
01:00:32Sophie, I don't...
01:00:33Is this like a punishment?
01:00:34I mean, if it is, I get it, but throwing yourself with other guys, it's not you.
01:00:37That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:40I gave you a chance
01:00:42And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:44And isn't going to embarrass me in the process
01:00:46Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:49They do it on the land fair
01:00:50You should come
01:00:52She's got plans
01:00:54Actually, I don't
01:00:55My first frat party invite?
01:00:58Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:01:02You should bring it home, girl
01:01:03The guy's going to love you
01:01:04I will, see you tonight
01:01:08You're not going to bed
01:01:09Newsflash, you're not my boyfriend
01:01:11You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:13That's not true
01:01:14Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:16My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:23Sophie, I'm not going to let you fill your life away
01:01:24Just because of me, alright?
01:01:26If I'm going to do this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will
01:01:32What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:34Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:37Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:39Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:42I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:48Everly, not funny
01:01:49Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:52And he gets a text from you in this
01:01:55If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will
01:01:58How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:02:00That I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:02Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:08Red push-up bra
01:02:09Pink
01:02:11Red
01:02:24Get in
01:02:25Get Sophie safe, get out
01:02:28Sophie, you're the only person I've done this for
01:02:31Sick costume, bro
01:02:34Right
01:02:37God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:42Sorry
01:02:44Rules
01:02:53Idiot
01:02:57I have to get to her
01:02:58Where is it?
01:03:02Stop being shy, you look hot
01:03:07See?
01:03:10Wait, hand me your phone
01:03:11Why?
01:03:17Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke
01:03:24No
01:03:25Yes
01:03:31I got a hat
01:03:32I have to get to her
01:03:34Where is it?
01:03:35Popping bottles with the models
01:03:36Get like me
01:03:37My wrist on froze
01:03:38Never missing any meals
01:03:40I feel like LeBron
01:03:41Cause I get the ring
01:03:42If you're bad
01:03:43And you know it
01:03:43You're my green twin
01:03:44I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did
01:03:47He opened it immediately
01:03:49He's so whipped
01:03:51Welcome to the party
01:03:56I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did
01:03:58He opened it immediately
01:04:00He's so whipped
01:04:02Welcome to the party
01:04:07Dude is out
01:04:12Hell yeah
01:04:13What?
01:04:14Looks a little something like this
01:04:15Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:17This is what you...
01:04:25It's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:28Sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie, sofie.
01:04:43Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:50Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:56Yeah.
01:04:56Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:02¿Qué?
01:05:02¿Dónde está aquí solo para que me venga?
01:05:08¿Estás realmente me pido en la cara?
01:05:10No, no estoy pensando en la cara.
01:05:12¡Eso es un lie!
01:05:14¿Vale?
01:05:18¡Como, Sophie!
01:05:19¡Suscríbete a la pauta!
01:05:21¡Como mi amigo aquí está en la parte de aquí!
01:05:24¡Actualmente, yo voy a ir!
01:05:26¿Qué? No.
01:05:27¡No!
01:05:28¡No me voy a ir!
01:05:36¿Quién es primero?
01:05:39¡Eso!
01:05:40¿Dónde está él?
01:05:42¿Dónde está él?
01:05:42No, espero que esté en mí.
01:05:44Se parece inexperienced.
01:05:57¡Fuck!
01:05:59¡Sophie and Luke to the closet!
01:06:03¿Rules a rule?
01:06:04¡As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out!
01:06:18¡Fuck!
01:06:22¡Fuck!
01:06:23¡Fuck!
01:06:28¡Fuck!
01:06:28¡Fuck!
01:06:32¡Fuck!
01:06:50¡Fuck!
01:06:51¡Fuck!
01:06:52¡Fuck!
01:07:16¡Fuck!
01:07:17¡Fuck!
01:07:27¡Fuck!
01:07:27¡Fuck!
01:07:28¡Fuck!
01:07:28¿Qué?
01:07:29¡Fuck!
01:07:29¿Dónde está el Championships?
01:07:31I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine, Luke.
01:07:34Now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:55So, how was it?
01:07:58Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:00I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:04Sophie?
01:08:14Me?
01:08:15Sophie, come on, Kim?
01:08:17You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:19Come on, Noah.
01:08:31Okay, so...
01:08:32I've never kissed anyone before!
01:08:34What?
01:08:35So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:37So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:40You can relax.
01:08:41I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:43Really?
01:08:44But...
01:08:45All the rumors!
01:08:46Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:49Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:52I don't even know, Derek.
01:08:55I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:59I'm so screwed.
01:09:02Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:05They're gonna kill me.
01:09:07No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:09No, no.
01:09:09They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:11Wait.
01:09:13I'll help you.
01:09:15How?
01:09:22It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:24Come on, virgin.
01:09:28They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:31We don't have time.
01:09:32Just come here.
01:09:34You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:36Really?
01:09:37You don't care?
01:09:40No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:42You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:45Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:51I owe you.
01:09:54Noah!
01:09:55Are you in there?
01:09:58Oh, yeah.
01:10:01It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:04Oh, yeah.
01:10:06Ah, that's enough.
01:10:10Sophie!
01:10:10You open the damn door!
01:10:13Okay, ready?
01:10:14It's working.
01:10:17Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:19He deserves it.
01:10:44What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:46The fuck were you doing at me with him?
01:10:50Well...
01:10:52First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:01Liar.
01:11:03You don't know that.
01:11:08You know you belong to me.
01:11:10Correct.
01:11:18I'm back up in the street.
01:11:23So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:27No one should be with you.
01:11:30Really got time.
01:11:31Yo!
01:11:34Get out!
01:11:45I need his off.
01:11:48I don't want to.
01:11:51Me too.
01:12:07What?
01:12:08Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:10No.
01:12:11No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:13I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:16Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:19You fucking idiot.
01:12:22You are.
01:12:45Yes, you better take that.
01:12:47Someone better be dying.
01:12:49What's it, code blue?
01:12:51They are.
01:12:55I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:56I have to go.
01:13:01I've been burned too many times.
01:13:03Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:13:08Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:13:11I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:13We are.
01:13:14But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:19You deserve better than that.
01:13:20Better how?
01:13:24You have a passport, right?
01:13:30So, sexy underwear?
01:13:31Drag.
01:13:32A jacket?
01:13:34Drag.
01:13:34A bikini.
01:13:36Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:38He didn't tell me.
01:13:41Crap, he's here.
01:13:44Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:46Oh my God.
01:13:52No way.
01:13:53This man's insane.
01:13:55He's actually psycho.
01:13:57On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:01Good luck soldier.
01:14:05Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:08He's not.
01:14:08Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:11It's finally happening.
01:14:37You look incredible.
01:14:39Huh?
01:14:40You said airport fit.
01:14:42I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:49This is so psychotic.
01:14:51Am I really worth all this?
01:14:55It's the first times.
01:15:00Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:03International.
01:15:14Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:18I'm sorry, I just didn't wanna run the surprise.
01:15:21You ready?
01:15:27A croissant?
01:15:29You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:32It's a hint.
01:15:34Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:15:43Are you crazy?
01:15:45You took me to Paris?
01:15:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:56I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:02Luke.
01:16:09You wanna add something to the itinerary?
01:16:11I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:16I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:18Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:36It's finally happening.
01:16:38Finally.
01:17:00I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:03You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:08Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:18Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:21She's all yours?
01:17:23Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:29Yes.
01:17:29We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:33Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:36We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:41Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:42I'm sorry?
01:17:45Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:49I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:58I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:18:03Wow.
01:18:05What do you think the odds are?
01:18:071.6 in 100?
01:18:09You'd probably hate me.
01:18:12As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:17Graduations in a month and, I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in.
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