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08:03All right, Beverly.
08:05So you've met Hannah.
08:07She hasn't drawn blood yet, has she?
08:08No, we've been having a lovely chat, actually.
08:10She's offered to help look after Lily next week.
08:12Bye.
08:14What are you up to, Hannah?
08:15Nothing.
08:16I'm just being the nice, generous person I always am.
08:19You know, the kind of person who doesn't ruin shit.
08:24Beverly.
08:26I know we just met, but is it cool if I start calling you mum?
08:39It's all right, Dad. I had to stop off and buy this briefcase.
08:44Well, you're here now. I guess that's a main of victory in itself.
08:47So, what's the deal?
08:50Are we sharing this office, or am I going to get my own?
08:53Because I'm cool with sharing.
08:55You're not getting a fucking office.
08:57I thought I might send you out to the construction lads.
08:59What? I thought you were grooming me to take over.
09:02Dan, when I started this company, I was the same age that you are now.
09:05And I did it myself, through hard graft and fistfuls of antidepressants.
09:10Now, the whole point of this week is for you to prove that you have an ounce of work ethic
09:14about you.
09:15Trust me, you can't just sit around and expect good things to be handed to you.
09:19Here's the hot cocoa you asked for.
09:35Hi, Hannah.
09:36Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to have to make small talk with the other parents, you know.
09:40How was school?
09:41It was good.
09:42It was really nice.
09:43My nanny normally brings a bag of carrot sticks.
09:45Carrot sticks? That's not a snack.
09:47You're an eight-year-old, not a seaside donkey.
09:48Lily!
09:50You forgot your coat.
09:51Thank you, Mr Foley.
09:53You're lucky it's not my size, otherwise I would have kept it for myself.
09:56I'll see you tomorrow.
09:59Who was that?
10:00That's my teacher, Mr Foley.
10:02He's cute.
10:03You're lucky.
10:04My year four teacher was Mrs Drury.
10:06She was like 85 and kept shooting up in class because she was a diabetic.
10:09Which reminds me, let's go get you some sugar.
10:23Hannah, I'm stuck with some of my maths homework. Can you help?
10:26Yeah, sure thing.
10:28Oh, these are all really easy.
10:32Isn't that cheating?
10:34Okay, Lily, I'm going to teach you a proper lesson.
10:38Why do you think people cheat?
10:40Um, because they're bad.
10:42Wrong.
10:43Because it's easy and it works.
10:44Trust me, I would rather be Lance Armstrong than some random loser in a high-vis jacket.
10:49Okay.
10:52Done.
10:54See, we've got the whole evening just to have fun.
10:56How about we make rice crispy squares?
10:59Yes, please.
11:00Okay, so the baking tray's just under the sink.
11:04It's just next to the bleach.
11:13Hey, feet off furniture.
11:16Trying to sell this place.
11:17Dad, it's not my fault I'm bored.
11:19You won't let me do anything.
11:20It's because you've fucked up every job I've given you so far.
11:23You broke eight mugs doing the washing up in the office.
11:26The soap in there is very watery.
11:28Yeah, well, look, I've got four people coming to view this house today.
11:30I'd quite like to shift it.
11:32Maybe you should just go home.
11:33No, Dad.
11:35You asked me to prove myself to you and I am not giving up until I do.
11:39I haven't even got to use my briefcase yet.
11:41What have you even got in there?
11:44Yesterday's paper, Mr Potato Head and three bags of Harry Potter.
11:51Lily said you wanted to talk to me.
11:53Yes, I just wanted to put a chat in private, actually.
11:58Lily, why don't you go wait in the reading corner?
12:02What's up?
12:04It's about Lily's homework.
12:06I asked the kids to write a paragraph on the pyramids,
12:08but Lily handed in a 30-page Word document.
12:11What can I say?
12:12She's a thorough student.
12:14It was the full Wikipedia article on ancient Egypt.
12:17Look, this has been going on all week,
12:19and I just thought that maybe you and I could get together,
12:21have a chat, seeing as you're Lily's nanny.
12:23Whoa, whoa, okay, okay.
12:25Firstly, I am not a nanny, okay?
12:28Secondly, who gives a shit?
12:30Sorry?
12:31Come on, she's eight.
12:32Doesn't need to know about the pyramids.
12:34And I don't need to get lectured
12:35by some jumped-up primary school teacher.
12:38Why don't you go and take one of your bloody 3,000 holiday weeks
12:41and chill out?
12:42Oh, wow.
12:43That really didn't go how I planned it in my head.
12:45What do you mean?
12:46Well, I don't really care that much about the homework, either.
12:50What?
12:50It's like you said, they're eight.
12:52As long as they know not to lick plug sockets, I've done my job.
12:55Why did you ask to see me, then?
12:56I don't know.
12:57I was going to maybe try and ask for your number.
13:02Oh, really?
13:03Well, you could have just asked instead of going around the houses.
13:07Sorry.
13:08Sometimes I just get a bit flustered around pretty girls
13:10and, you know, end up doing stupid stuff.
13:13Well, judging by how dumb that was,
13:15you must think I'm the hottest girl in the world.
13:21Oh, no.
13:27Give me a call sometime.
13:30Well, aren't you forgetting something?
13:34Oh.
13:35Uh.
13:42I, uh, I, I meant Lily.
13:44Oh, shit.
13:45Lily.
13:46Uh.
13:46Come on.
13:47Come on, Mills.
13:50Bloody kids, eh?
13:51Oh, fine.
13:52Bye, Mr. Lily.
13:52Yes.
13:55All the windows are double glazed.
13:57A marching band could be getting pecked to death by a flock of geese
14:00if you wouldn't hear a beep.
14:03What?
14:05I'm so sorry.
14:06I'm going to have to take this.
14:07Check out those curtains.
14:0820% real silk.
14:12Bang.
14:14You guys should go for this place.
14:16Excuse me?
14:17I was just saying, I think this place would be a great fit for you two.
14:20I mean, it's got everything.
14:21Brand new kitchen.
14:23Awesome shower.
14:24Plus, you could do anything with that spare room.
14:27Home office, guest room, ball pit.
14:30And, you know, this is a great area to start a family.
14:32I mean, I assume you're both fertile.
14:35Also, I heard that Gwyneth Paltrow used to live here.
14:42Sorry about that, folks.
14:43Everything all right?
14:46Um, good.
14:48I think we're maybe going to make an offer.
14:51Well, that's fucking brilliant news.
14:53Yeah.
14:53Your son pushed us over the edge.
14:56Let's just check out the spare room again.
15:02What the hell did you do?
15:03Nothing.
15:04I just chatted to them.
15:05I guess they liked what I had to say.
15:06Thanks, man.
15:08And if they start asking about Gwyneth Paltrow, just play along.
15:17Anna, I'm sorry I'm so late.
15:19Got held up at the office.
15:20It's OK.
15:22Uh, Lily's actually having a nap.
15:23I let her paint my nails and I think the paint fumes made her a bit drowsy.
15:25OK, well, I'll go grab her or we'll get out of your hair.
15:27Oh, first, I do have one slightly thick thing to ask.
15:32You're not going to ask for a kidney, are you?
15:34That's why you're marrying my dad, isn't it?
15:36I fucking knew it!
15:37No, it's Lily.
15:38She's meant to be having a sleepover this Friday
15:40and now I think I'm going to have to pull an all-nighter that evening.
15:43And I just wondered if maybe you might fill in?
15:47Chaperone a sleepover?
15:48Mm-hm.
15:48I don't know, Bev.
15:50I mean, I agreed to babysit for free, bear in mind,
15:52but that does seem like a bit much.
15:54No, it's all right.
15:55Maybe Gregor was right.
15:56Right about what?
15:56Oh, no, he just said that, uh,
15:57you're only helping out whilst it suited you
15:59and that you'd get bored.
16:00He said that?
16:01Mm-hm.
16:02Well, you know what?
16:03I will chaperone that sleepover.
16:04You will?
16:05Yeah, and you can tell my dad he's a dickwad
16:07and he doesn't know me as well as he thinks he does.
16:08OK.
16:09Although he did predict that's exactly how you'd react.
16:12He even wrote it down.
16:18Wow, that is verbatim.
16:20He even got dickwad.
16:24There you go, son.
16:25You've earned it.
16:27Cheers, Dad.
16:29And, you know, for the sales commission,
16:32I was thinking 25%, but I'm happy to negotiate.
16:35Yeah, all right, calm down.
16:36You've had one good day.
16:38But maybe I was a bit quick calling you utterly fucking useless.
16:41Thanks, Dad.
16:42So you're going to let me take over the company?
16:44No chance.
16:45But I was thinking,
16:46I meant to be taking one of my big timber suppliers,
16:48Mr. Yakamoto, out in one of those corporate golf days.
16:51OK, sounds fun.
16:52Well, it would be if he wasn't such a supreme fucking bellend.
16:56But I thought you might like to come with.
16:57Really?
16:58You could be like my social Teflon vest,
17:00save me from all the bullets of crap he shoots out.
17:03Dad, I would love that more than anything in the world.
17:05I feel like we should hug.
17:07No, no, no.
17:07We don't need to hug.
17:10Look at this hugging.
17:11Like a couple of real businessmen.
17:22Whoa, careful.
17:23Sorry.
17:24Just playing 18 rounds of golf today with Dad and a business associate.
17:27Seriously?
17:29I don't mean to brag,
17:30but I think I might have taken your place as kid number one.
17:33You know I sold a house, right?
17:35That is so unfair.
17:36You and Dad get to go and play golf,
17:38and I have to stay in and look after a bunch of dumb kids.
17:40What is this, the 50s?
17:41What are you talking about?
17:43Lily and her friends are having a sleepover,
17:45and I agree to chaperone.
17:46Why?
17:46Because I'm a fucking idiot.
17:49And I wanted to prove to Dad that I'm not a social wrecking ball.
17:52But this whole thing's just turned into a drag.
17:54I'll be honest.
17:55Normally, when I do things out of spite,
17:57it's a lot more fun than this.
17:58Well, I'm sure Dad will really appreciate it.
18:00And I say that as both his colleague and his favourite child.
18:05I hope he get hit in the head with a four-iron.
18:10Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
18:14I had to stop off and buy this visor.
18:17You know, you're all right.
18:18I'm still waiting to tee off.
18:19These trats are fucking taking the piss.
18:21Oi!
18:22Tiger Woods!
18:23Stop fiddling with your fanny and get on with it!
18:27Wankers!
18:28Dan, this is my timber supplier, Mr. Yakamoto.
18:31Please.
18:32Mr. Yakamoto is my dad's name.
18:34You can call me Clive.
18:35Okay.
18:36Oi!
18:37That's Mr. Yakamoto.
18:39Why?
18:40Don't ask.
18:41Today's all about smiling and keeping this prick happy.
18:44Think of it as like a colonoscopy.
18:46It's going to feel a bit dirty while it's happening,
18:47but in the long run, it's worth it.
18:51Have it!
18:52And as the rain fell,
18:54the car finally stopped to help,
18:57and she climbed inside.
19:00But this was no friendly stranger.
19:02This was the Zodiac Killer!
19:08And your ghost stories are too scary.
19:11Well, technically, it's not a ghost story.
19:12The Zodiac Killer was a real guy.
19:14Fun fact, he never even got caught.
19:16Can we please do something else?
19:17Oh, fine.
19:20How about a pillow fight?
19:22I don't think we should.
19:23Amelia has asthma.
19:25Come on!
19:26Sleepovers are supposed to be wild!
19:27Craziest thing we've done so far is eat unwashed fruit.
19:31You didn't wash the fruit?
19:36Hello?
19:37Hey, Hannah.
19:39It's Axel.
19:40Who?
19:41Mr Foley.
19:42Lily's teacher.
19:43Oh, hey!
19:44Wait, your name's Axel Foley?
19:45Yeah.
19:46I was conceived the night my parents saw Beverly Hills Cop 2.
19:49Anyway, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to hang out.
19:55Oh, I would be up for that, but I'm actually kind of busy tonight.
19:57Hannah, Hannah.
19:58Amelia has something stuck in her nose, and she needs you to pick it out.
20:01On second thoughts, do you want to maybe swing by my place?
20:04I'm sure I can shift a few things around.
20:11Wait, if this goes in the bunker, I'll get to shove my club right up your arse!
20:17Is that a promise?
20:24Yep.
20:26What, now?
20:27No, no, no, no, I'll be right there.
20:30Clive, I'm afraid we're going to have to call it a day.
20:32Got these squatters that are finally getting what it's coming to.
20:35I need to get over there, A, S, A, P.
20:37You're fucking kidding!
20:38You can't get me juices going and then piss off in the middle.
20:41You're me business, mate, you're not me missus!
20:43Dad, you go and I'll stay here with Mr Yakamoto.
20:46Wicked!
20:47Fucking problem solved!
20:51Dan, quick word.
20:53Don't worry, Dad, I've got this, OK?
20:55Me and him get on great.
20:56I mean, he's an awful person, but I don't mind.
21:00OK.
21:02Look, here's the company credit card.
21:04All right, finish this round, then go up to the clubhouse, buy him drink, food, whatever.
21:07He'll tire himself out.
21:08Then pop him in the back of a cab.
21:11Right, Dan, I'm trusting you.
21:14I'll make you proud.
21:18Maybe we should hug again.
21:20Yeah, get to fuck.
21:23How can we have to go to bed now?
21:24We haven't even had dinner yet.
21:26It's a sleepover.
21:28Sleep-in's the most fun part.
21:30Listen, I'll bring you all some pizza in a little bit.
21:32We can't have pizza.
21:33Amelia's allergic to gluten.
21:35Seriously, you need to just cut her out of your friendship group.
21:37Hannah, you're making the sleepover rubbish.
21:39OK, I've got an idea.
21:41How about we play a game?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah?
21:44It's called Gas Leak.
21:47Do you want to play that?
21:48Yeah.
21:49OK, all you have to do is lie down and be quiet for as long as possible.
21:53And whoever lasts the longest wins a super-secret special prize.
21:58OK, go.
22:02No cheating.
22:26Hi.
22:27Hi.
22:27Come in.
22:29Welcome to my boat.
22:30Oh, this is a nice place.
22:34What's with all the shoes?
22:35Oh, those.
22:37I make and sell children's shoes.
22:41It's more of a hobby than anything, me.
22:43Thank you.
22:44Shall we?
22:46Shall I wake up?
22:47I'm still off me nut.
22:49I look to the left.
22:50I'm only fucking handcuffed to the rabbi.
22:53It's brilliant!
22:56Oi, darling.
22:58Let me have two more of these and another plate of calamari.
23:01Do you want to think, Dad?
23:02No, I'm stuffed.
23:03I barely finished my third steak.
23:05Can we get the bill, please?
23:10Want a sniff now?
23:12I'm good.
23:14So, Clive, can I ask you a question?
23:18Why is your surname Yakamoto?
23:20No, I was adopted by a couple of Jaffs, basically.
23:23Fucking loving the bits.
23:24Every single day, all I try and do is respect my father's honour.
23:28I've got the same thing with my dad.
23:29I'm trying to convince him I could run the company one day.
23:32You know what we should do for dessert?
23:35We should get some girls.
23:37Girls?
23:38You know, like escorts.
23:40A couple of businessmen away from their families.
23:43It's getting into some trouble.
23:44Oh, maybe.
23:46Or we could just...
23:47not.
23:49Come on, geez, you're meant to be showing me a good time.
23:53Don't slam the handbrake on now.
23:55Hmm?
24:01So, being a primary school teacher must be a pretty sweet gig.
24:04You get to mould young people's minds and you clock off at 3.15.
24:08Yeah.
24:08Although it is sort of a stopgap for me.
24:11I actually kind of want to be a novelist.
24:13A novelist?
24:14Like James Franco?
24:15Yeah.
24:16I mean, I haven't written anything yet.
24:18Right now, I'm sort of just waiting for inspiration, you know?
24:21A road trip through Europe.
24:24A family tragedy.
24:27A love affair with a hot girl.
24:30Well, maybe we can figure out a chapter or two tonight.
24:40Uh, did you hear that noise?
24:43It must just be a house noise.
24:45You know, old pipes or something.
24:50I'll go check it out.
24:53Sit tight.
25:06Guys, what happened?
25:08I guess none of you won that super secret special prize.
25:11Hannah, we're starving.
25:13Look, just sit tight for a couple more hours and then we can all have a yummy midnight snack.
25:17No, let us go.
25:18I'm going to tell my mum that you locked us up and starved us.
25:22Okay, fine.
25:23Let's go.
25:23Oh, kids today are so spoilt.
25:25They can't go one night without dinner.
25:28Glad you're back.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:34That's fine.
25:41That really didn't go high-planet mad.
25:49This'll do.
25:50I'm cold.
25:51Are you guys cold?
25:52Maybe we should air back inside.
25:54Just your legs, Dan.
25:55No one can see us.
25:56Still, I think the club might have some pretty strict rules on being on the course after hours.
26:00And, you know, sex workers.
26:03Don't worry.
26:03We're just going to hop down in that bunker.
26:04Nice and quick.
26:06It's like doing it on a tiny beach.
26:14All right, son.
26:16How's it all going?
26:17Oh, great.
26:18Yeah, just keeping Mr. Yakamoto happy, like you said.
26:22Brilliant.
26:23And, you know, well done for today.
26:25You stepped up.
26:26You did a good job.
26:27I'm proud of you.
26:29Thanks, Dad.
26:29That means a lot.
26:30What are you doing?
26:32But also, I have to go.
26:35Mr. Yakamoto, there's someone coming!
26:37Oh, that's lovely.
26:42OK.
26:45Drive, Dan, drive!
26:46I tried.
26:47It won't start.
26:48Come on!
26:49I've got 10 grams of coke on me.
26:50I cannot get a pinch for this.
26:51I'd be fucking most dishonourable.
26:54Oh!
26:54Got to get out of here!
26:58Mr. Yakamoto?
27:00Mr. Yakamoto!
27:02What about your father's honour?
27:06You spent £600 on dinner, £3,000 on a prostitute.
27:10Now, Mr. Yakamoto, my biggest timber supplier, is missing presumed dead.
27:14In my defence, he was having a great night right until the end.
27:18From now on, I want you as far away from my business as possible.
27:21It's the sun.
27:22You are Pluto.
27:22So far away, you're not even a fucking planet anymore.
27:25Oh.
27:26Oh, looks like I'm the favourite kid again.
27:28I don't know what the fuck you're grinning about.
27:30What do you mean?
27:31Thanks to you, Beverly is furious with me.
27:33And I've had to explain to a bunch of very upset parents
27:35why their daughters all saw their teacher's a wrecked fucking cock!
27:38Don't tell me it was a wrecked.
27:40Oh, yeah.
27:41It's fucking crazy.
27:42I was like...
27:42Shut the fuck up!
27:45Now, I don't want to see either of you for at least six months!
27:48Is that fucking clear?
27:54Ah, I reckon I'm still his favourite.
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