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00:02Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:04Okay, things got super weird.
00:06Some guys out here making mutants.
00:08Turtles, snakes, worms, ants, even a wolf.
00:11They keep exploding, but then more show up.
00:13And now they want our blood to stop them from blowing up.
00:16My brothers followed one of them to the abandoned factory,
00:18but they got caught.
00:19And now it's up to me to save the day.
00:22Typical.
00:23This is exactly what I've been talking about.
00:25I'm the robotics guy.
00:26Not some wannabe Nobel Prize-winning mad scientist like this nerd.
00:36I'm just so excited to finally be here with you.
00:39I've wanted to meet you for so long.
00:42This is kind of embarrassing, but you're like my science hero.
00:46Your thesis on mutation, your theories on DNA manipulation in animals, riveting.
00:52Your bioequations are at the center of my vision board.
00:58My dream is to follow in your footsteps, to work with you one day.
01:02We could change the world together.
01:06We would be an unstoppable duo.
01:08Imagine us in your lab at TCRI.
01:12There's so much we could achieve.
01:14This is all in the 10-year plan that I sent you,
01:17culminating in my ultimate goal.
01:25We win the Nobel Prize.
01:31You get, like, a medal and a million dollars.
01:34I mean, that's way better than changing the world, am I right?
01:38Oh, I think we're up next.
01:39You like karaoke, don't you, Dr. Stockman?
01:41Hmm, yeah.
02:28Wait, who are you?
02:29He's clearly a mad scientist.
02:31He created these monsters, and now he wants to turn me into his bride.
02:35You know, like the Bride of Frankenstein.
02:37Oh, come on, you guys.
02:38That wasn't a difficult reference.
02:40You really need to keep up.
02:41Just a couple more books a week.
02:42Just basic, general knowledge.
02:45This is trespassing.
02:47Trespassing?
02:47Toca and Rezar kidnapped our friend.
02:50Actually, it wasn't them.
02:52I mean, it was them, but, like, another one of them?
02:55It was three or four monsters ago.
02:56It's hard to keep track, honestly.
02:58They keep blowing up.
02:59Hey, Donnie, how about you maybe try and, you know, get us out of here?
03:08Your siblings have been misbehaving again.
03:10Haven't they?
03:12How do you keep escaping?
03:14Rezar, well, the other Rezar, wanted me to use Wingnut's blood to fix them.
03:18I think to stop them from exploding into ooze.
03:22You think I need your help?
03:26Oh, boy.
03:27Yeah, this guy's got some issues.
03:28I don't, I don't know.
03:35I don't need Baxter Stockman's hand-me-downs.
03:38My mutants are the future of genetic mutations, superior to you in every way.
03:42Thus, I chose far cooler animals to mutate.
03:50Just lock them up with the others.
03:52Maybe I'll, I don't know, dissect them later or something.
03:58Uh, sir, uh, I, I didn't catch your name, but clearly you're a genius scientist, like an unparalleled once-in
04:07-a-generation geneticist.
04:08Uh, Donnie, what, what are you doing?
04:10You created mutants, and I mean, way better mutants than us.
04:14This is just amazing.
04:17Stop.
04:20You really think my mutants are better than Baxter's?
04:23What?
04:24I mean, yeah, yeah.
04:26Uh, look at these guys, and, and a worm mutant?
04:29Come on, that's, that's just...
04:33Cool.
04:37I thought so, too.
04:38For genetic reject, you show a glimmer of promise.
04:41I'm nothing compared to your work.
04:44True.
04:45My name is Jordan, Jordan Perry.
04:46Dr. Jordan Perry.
04:48Come, give me a tour of my private lab.
04:51Watch over the others.
04:55See, I told you we should have been nicer to Donnie.
04:57I, I can't believe he left us.
05:01It's okay, it's okay.
05:03Do your breathing.
05:04Everything is, everything is...
05:06You're gonna eat me, aren't you?
05:08Yeah.
05:09After we take your blood.
05:11Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:29Ah!
05:30Ah!
05:31Ah!
05:31Ah!
05:32Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:34Ah!
05:36All my life, my genius has been misunderstood.
05:40No one saw me for who I was. No one got me.
05:43My fellow scientists didn't appreciate me or value my groundbreaking ideas.
05:47They didn't listen.
05:49I can relate to that, actually. My brothers, they don't appreciate anything.
05:54I thought Baxter Stockman would be different, but TCRI rejected me.
05:58And Stockman, even after I bought him a free dinner with karaoke,
06:02all he cared about was his stupid fly.
06:05You mean Superfly?
06:06There's nothing super about that monstrosity.
06:09I took Stockman's theories and made them better.
06:13I did what he could not.
06:15But your mutants kind of explode, like, a lot.
06:21Well, you have to break a few chickens to make an omelet.
06:30I think there's a key over there on the wall. Maybe we can get it.
06:33Yeah? And how are you gonna do that from here, genius?
06:36Will you two relax? I've got this.
06:39Bro, is that a paperclip?
06:41Yes, it is.
06:43I follow a lot of secret agent life hack accounts on social,
06:46and picking a lock with a paperclip is the first thing you learn...
06:50Huh.
06:51Yeah, this is harder than it looks. It's all about the feel. You need to...
06:55No, it's not. Hang on. I'll get it.
06:59Nope. So weird. They made this look really easy at Mission Impossible.
07:02Let me try it again.
07:04Yeah, sure, Leo. We've got all the time in the world.
07:09My mutagen wasn't stable, but I realized it was just a stepping stone to reach the final goal.
07:14The Nobel Prize.
07:15You know what that means?
07:16Uh, a million dollars?
07:17And a medal. Can you picture it?
07:20Me. The toast of the scientific community. And a million dollars!
07:24My vision board will finally be achieved.
07:26Didn't all of this cost more than...
07:29And to achieve this ultimate goal, I have finally created the ultimate mutant.
07:34Welcome, Dr. Perry, world's greatest scientist and future Nobel Prize winner.
07:39Please enter the passcode.
07:40One that will clinch the prize for shooting.
07:44The worm?
07:45Hmm? Oh, no. That thing is a mess.
07:48I've created something even better. And soon the whole world will see.
07:52Dude, how long is your passcode?
08:02I call it... Mutant Omega.
08:07Oh, crud.
08:13The tournament ended like an hour ago. I'm pretty sure he's not gonna...
08:18Protect all mutants.
08:24Ah!
08:28First prize!
08:30I'm gonna follow the possessed demon robot created by an inhuman mutant.
08:34Yeah, you have fun with that.
08:37Amazing, right?
08:38I mean, it's amazing, right?
08:39You created that? To win the Nobel Prize?
08:43Like, for what category? Nightmare fuel?
08:45Wh-what?
08:46It's terrifying. Is this one gonna blow up too?
08:50Mm, I thought you were different.
08:51But you're the same as the others. You mock my genius.
08:54And no, this one isn't going to blow up.
08:57I mean, I'm pretty sure.
08:59Cause it's... bigger.
09:01Yeah, that's not how science works.
09:03Look, maybe I can help you stabilize the mutagen for the other mutants.
09:07I'm sure Toka and Rezar would appreciate not exploding.
09:12I'm not gonna waste my time on those things. Nobody cares about them.
09:15Mutant Omega is the one that's going to win.
09:17What? The Nobel Prize?
09:18They already announced the prize winners, like, a couple of weeks ago.
09:21What? That's not...
09:22Oh, no. No, no, no. Go back. That's... that's not...
09:26They...
09:27They rejected my application?
09:32How are you just discovering that now?
09:34Because it went into my spam, okay?
09:36Lock him up with the others!
09:38No! No, stop. You don't have to do this.
09:40Yes, we do.
09:42He is the master.
09:46Jordan!
09:47Jordan!
09:48There are other prizes!
09:50Jordan!
09:57Isn't that one of those robots that attack the city?
10:00Yes, but he's all cute and friendly now.
10:03Except for the spider legs.
10:06Protect all mutants!
10:13Papa!
10:17Our name is Reza.
10:21Or if you have a shell covered with spikes, then your name is Toka.
10:28Toka.
10:29Reza.
10:30None of the others seem smart enough to find this place.
10:34Especially the world.
10:37Toka. Reza.
10:38If you're listening to this, I don't have a lot of time.
10:40But my name is Donatello, and I'm your best friend.
10:55Oh, nerd talk didn't work. I'm shocked.
10:58Just hang on.
11:03Sure, we'll just wait.
11:05Cool.
11:07Are you serious right now?
11:08We're stuck in here.
11:09There's no way out.
11:11Donnie, I'm not sure you're getting how much trouble we're in.
11:13Almost done.
11:15Look, I know you're angry that we don't like any of your robotic stuff,
11:18and we always make you do tech things for us that you think we don't get you.
11:22What are you even doing?
11:24You know, just some tech things with my robotic stuff.
11:33Are you sure we want to go inside there?
11:35This place doesn't really feel, uh, high school friendly.
11:39Protect all mutants.
11:42You're the boss. Let's go.
11:46You know, I really like Donnie, but I'm not sure I like him this much.
12:00Tell Donnie, on second thought, I'm gonna sit this one out.
12:12You know what this reminds me of?
12:14That alien thing Donnie made us watch.
12:16The one where they get captured and used for food?
12:18Really?
12:19I was thinking it was more like when Luke, Han, and Leia got captured by Ewoks
12:22and they were gonna eat them, but instead of Ewoks,
12:24it's horrific, terrifying monsters.
12:26You two are so dumb.
12:28If it's anything, it's that zombie show.
12:30Are you guys actually nerding out right now?
12:32We don't have time or...
12:34Wait, you remember all the stuff that I showed you?
12:37Everybody likes Star Wars.
12:38The other Space One, Space Battleship Yamato, that was good too.
12:42I like Godzilla movies, okay? They're cool.
12:44Look, if we're all about to get eaten, One Punch Man was awesome.
12:48No, I like punching and it spoke to me, you know?
12:50So all this time that you guys made fun of me about anime and sci-fi and robotics,
12:54you actually really liked it?
12:56Nerd, not robotics.
12:57Yeah, robots are pretty lame.
13:00Yeah, well, this lame nerd is about to save your butts.
13:06Is that... Metalhead!
13:14Yeah, real awesome, Donnie.
13:16What's your little robot gonna do, bro?
13:18Pick up and retrieve an oddly shaped object, cross the field and deliver it to...
13:22Oh, dang!
13:24That's what he does in the competition.
13:27Lame, huh?
13:28I take it all back.
13:29Robots for the win.
13:29Slightly less dumb now.
13:34Shh!
13:35You have to be quiet.
13:37We've gotta stop Jordan.
13:38It's not just hundreds of Tokas and Razars.
13:40He's got a massive mutant.
13:43Protect all mutants.
13:45Protect...
13:46Oh, sure.
13:47We're the ones that have to be quiet.
13:53Okay, I'll own that one.
13:55AHHHH!
14:10UGH!
14:11UGH!
14:13UGH!
14:15UGH!
14:16UGH!
14:17UGH!
14:18UGH!
14:18UGH!
14:18UGH!
14:19UGH!
14:19UGH!
14:19UGH!
14:20Everybody, stop!
14:20We don't wanna fight you!
14:21We aren't your enemies
14:25Then help us you are a smart one. You can stop this from happening. I said, maybe I could help
14:32I'm still taking high school biology. There's only so much I could do it
14:37Lies
14:50No, it's him. It's over
14:56Jordan what are you doing my work? It's a failure
15:01What is there left to do but destroy it all to flush it all down the proverbial toilet wearable?
15:09Just like me
15:19We've suffered under your incompetence love it up
15:24Evil monster mutants. What are you doing that which you would not
15:31All we wanted was to live but if we cannot have that if we must return to the ooze
15:39Then we will do so
15:42All of us
15:47Does any of that make sense?
15:50Everything makes sense now
15:53I know my purpose
15:56We must find
15:59Donatello
16:07Not too proud of it, but I'm pretty sure I wet myself a second ago
16:12I'm too terrified to make fun of you
16:14Uh, Donnie? Any ideas?
16:16Toko, Rezar, you can't do this
16:18We'll figure out a way to help you, but you have to lock everything down
16:22And why would we do that?
16:36Because of him
16:38What is that supposed to be like like a mark? I'm honestly asking you made that a purpose that's messed
16:46up
16:47Like what was it before you mutated it?
16:50Hair, fingernails, skin flakes, isn't it magnificent?
16:55Wait, you mutated you?
16:58Those clowns on the Nobel Prize Committee don't realize what they're missing out on
17:01Rise up, Mutant Omega
17:05Show the world what you can do
17:07Oh no!
17:13What happened?
17:23Looking for us, man
17:25With the spell
17:26That is so gross
17:27Slash terrifying
17:29We have to stop the rest of them from getting out
17:31People are gonna get hurt
17:36Aren't they gonna, you know, pop?
17:37Maybe we can just run out the clock
17:40Works for me
17:40Sure
17:41You know, we'll just let hundreds of savage mewens rampage across Staten Island for a few hours
17:46It will be fine
17:47Oh, not to mention
17:49The shy mewens monster who just ate Jordan
18:00Toko, please
18:01This isn't what you want
18:03And why would I believe you?
18:08Because Donatello is our best friend
18:14Hi!
18:16Look out!
18:27Believe in the turtles
18:29Especially Donatello
18:31He's a cool dude who can help and has good taste in music
18:35And just because he wears glasses doesn't mean he can do super science stuff
18:40He's only 15
18:42And that's unrealistic
18:43Yo, what the heck, man?
18:45I really feel like I have a better understanding of you now, Donnie
18:48How?
18:49Just how?
18:50Long story
18:51We have to stop the Omega million before it gets out there and eats someone else
19:04Oh, this thing feels like it's made out of snot
19:15My arm
19:22How are we supposed to fight this?
19:28The evil that Dr. Jordan Perry has done, it's our responsibility.
19:39And while we may explode like a supernova into primordial ooze, you have inspired us, Dorotello.
19:48You have shown us purpose, and what it means to be a hero.
19:52And a friend.
19:55Thank you, best and coolest of the turtles.
20:01Seriously?
20:02Come, brothers.
20:15Really? Best and coolest turtle?
20:18What can I say? Game recognized game.
20:20Yep, you ruined it. Just like that.
20:25What's happening?
20:26It's unstable. Jordan didn't solve it.
20:29The omega mutant's gonna explode.
20:31Come on, we gotta go.
20:35Protect all mutants.
20:38I keep having the most terrifying dream.
20:45Save it for therapy.
21:08Not gonna ask, and I don't ever wanna know.
21:12Hey, seriously, Donny, you saved us all.
21:15I know we annoy you and bag on all your stuff, but...
21:18I will never talk trash on your robots ever again.
21:20I actually kinda think you're a wizard now.
21:22It's okay.
21:23You guys have your interests and I have mine.
21:25But we're always there for each other.
21:27That's what family is.
21:29I think I'm gonna cry.
21:31But for real, I don't think I could come back to Staten Island for like ten years.
21:35That was legit traumatic.
21:38Yeah.
21:43No.
21:45No.
21:45No.
21:50No!
21:53No!
21:59Oh.
22:01No!
22:01I didn't know.
22:02I didn't know,abolical.
22:05I was like, uh...
22:06influence on you I'm gonna go be with dad and can we turn some lights on people
22:11just want bites Donnie if they want a drama they listen to a podcast what
22:15that's what the original game was oh I liked it
22:36I love my life don't take my baby don't take my baby to work
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