00:00Hi, hi. Moz, Warren, Warren, Moz. You need to screw me.
00:05He's still my sneering heart.
00:07Ooh, that'll do nicely.
00:09Hi, Moz. Brian's told me a lot about you. You sound very real.
00:14Yeah, I suppose I am. Quite.
00:16I fucking love real people.
00:18Warren runs this new art gallery in Hume.
00:21The Forever Machine? It's more than a gallery. It's intended as a multidisciplinary action space.
00:27It's what Hume's been screaming out for.
00:30Listen, Brian, have they...
00:31Private View tonight. Free drinks. It's Michael Radley, the artist who made a canteen of cutlery from his frozen semen.
00:37He's painted the whole gallery gold and installed three live chickens. You'd love it.
00:42It does sound like my sort of thing.
00:44Yeah. Come to Private View. Free drinks.
00:47I'd much rather get guys like you in there instead of a bunch of pretentious suits.
00:51Yeah, Moz and I just want to have a quick word. Do you want to go through there and skin
00:54up as a good lad?
00:55Sure, let's do it.
00:57You'll find some very real people in there.
01:02Three tunnels, right? Yeah.
01:04Hi.
01:06Warren Keys for the Forever Machine.
01:08Come down to the Private View tonight, yeah?
01:11There's, uh, free drinks.
01:13Will there be girls there?
01:15Uh, probably quite a few from the art college, yeah.
01:17You should definitely come down. You'll love it.
01:19I'm on probation.
01:21How fucking real is that?
01:23I don't understand what it is.
01:26It's an exhibition by Michael Radley, the guy who did the nude thatcher.
01:31So it's a big gold room with three chickens running around it.
01:35It's that direct.
01:37Do you sell eggs, man?
01:38Yes, actually.
01:39Michael's signing a limited edition of six dozen.
01:42You love it, man.
01:42This show, I tell you, it's asking all the right questions.
01:45It's asking what happens when the spectacle is seduced by its own reverse shadow image.
02:03I'll get a sleeping bag back to you next week.
02:06My shoe? Where's my shoe?
02:08Shh, don't worry.
02:10Not be needing shoes now.
02:12See at the Private View.
02:13Free drinks.
02:14Chickens.
02:15Ta.
02:16I'll probably end up doing something enjoyable instead.
02:19Oh.
02:20You'd best go, Jen.
02:22Nicky's due back at any time and I'm not in mood for a clash of the times.
02:26Okay.
02:30See ya.
02:31Ooh.
02:31We'll go together.
02:33You can tell us what you've been up to.
02:34And if anything's too difficult to talk about, you can always demonstrate with a beanie, baby.
02:41You fancy giving her a hand with Warren?
02:43Nah, I'll let you off.
02:44Ok.
02:44I'll let you down.
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