00:07Okay, I have just one question for you.
00:10While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us,
00:13you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you.
00:16Well, newsflash, lady.
00:18David Underhill is ten times smarter than me.
00:21You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain for me to beat him at checkers.
00:25Next to him, I'm like one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes.
00:29So, my question is, what's up with that?
00:32Why are you yelling at me?
00:34Sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Never mind, we're cool.
00:37Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.
00:41Really? Why would you say that?
00:43Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone
00:47before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.
00:49He tried to take nude photos of you?
00:52That's what you took from that?
00:54The guy is married!
00:56Oh, yeah.
00:58I'm sorry. Oh, that's terrible.
01:00And you, if you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you so jealous?
01:04The important thing is, he's married and that's terrible.
01:07Nice save, genius.
01:11Eggnog?
01:12Lactose.
01:13It's just rum. It stopped being eggnog like half an hour ago.
01:17Smooth.
01:18It's smoother than you.
01:19Come on, it's Christmas. Just give me this one.
01:22Okay.
01:24Merry Christmas.
01:28By the way, my leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.
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