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00:00Si è venuto a una scuola di scuola, c'è una mamma che ancora crede in trovare l'amore dell
00:07'amore.
00:09Ho metto la mia mamma, Frutcake, in la strada.
00:12C'è un amico incredibile, belle ozze, e c'era l'energia.
00:18Non potevo non controllare, sono stato attraverso la mia mamma.
00:26Non sembra reale, è quasi un card game, è solo collezionare le persone.
00:30Ho stato ghostato, catfissato, dove ho cominciato?
00:35Ho solo stato swipo, e n'è nulla, c'è solo nulla.
00:39In il cuore della più romantica città ,
00:43Fred e il team sono i raggiunti sperimentali in un paese dove l'amore è sempre sul menu.
00:52Spilling food everywhere.
00:53Mine will always get stuck on my boob shelf.
00:56These daters...
00:57How old are you?
00:59Old are for you.
01:00...are searching for the one...
01:02Oh my god!
01:04...in the real world.
01:07I grazed my knees this morning.
01:09Old are for you.
01:10Oh my god!
01:14For some...
01:15Oh no, what's the kidding, are you?
01:17...stepping into the unknown.
01:19How are you with your technology?
01:20Rubbish.
01:21I'm a dinosaur.
01:22Oh, I'm a goddess.
01:23If I want to get in contact with you, I'll have to watch that video.
01:26Don't get too ahead of yourself.
01:28...can lead to surprising sparks.
01:31Look, you flushed it.
01:32I don't know what's going on.
01:33But finding a connection...
01:35What's the dynamic here?
01:38Epic is yours.
01:39...isn't always easy.
01:42Help me!
01:44...in the end...
01:45Hi, hi, hi.
01:46It comes down to one...
01:48Hello.
01:49Hello.
01:50...big...
01:50This is an awkward question.
01:52I like that.
01:53Do you guys want to see each other again?
01:56This is the First Dates Restaurant.
02:13Good morning.
02:15Hey, bonjour.
02:15Good morning.
02:16How are you feeling?
02:17We are back.
02:18Ready?
02:19Yeah.
02:20So we have two new members of staff.
02:22We have Gerald, who comes from New York, right?
02:24New York City.
02:25And we've got Kyle.
02:26Hello.
02:26I'm from Wales, South Wales.
02:28And, yeah, I've just come to see people fall in love.
02:32What we do here is unique.
02:34And we have delivered now for how long, Merlin?
02:3612 years.
02:3812 years.
02:3812 years!
02:39You didn't have any gray hair when we started?
02:42Not at you.
02:43No.
02:44And I wasn't married.
02:46No, no, no.
02:49My wife, she's coming down for a drink later on.
02:53Yeah.
02:55Okay, let's go.
02:56Let's do this.
02:57Let's go.
02:58Woo!
03:01Cocktail, a new one.
03:06Tired of waiting in the bath, 26-year-old Connor just wants to be taken seriously.
03:13I would say that I'm a serial dater, to be completely honest.
03:16But I probably think the biggest misconception is that I'm like a massive cheater and this and that.
03:22Because I've got the turkey teeth, I've got the tattoos.
03:25I'm quite tall.
03:26I'm almost like a walking red flag.
03:28But, like, I'm actually a nice guy.
03:33Oh, oh, hello.
03:35That's a very selfish, old confident walk.
03:38Yeah.
03:39I hope it's my last first day for a while.
03:41Come with me.
03:42Let's see what we can do.
03:43I'm smiling.
03:45I love.
03:45And he's taller than Fred.
03:47Oh, congratulations as well.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Yeah, yeah.
03:49And hopefully it'll be me one day.
03:51Well, for sure.
03:52Well, you're here.
03:53I'm sort of at the stage now where I'm a bit too old for stuff.
03:57It's just casual.
03:58I'm at La Chant Saloon.
04:00Let me get you a drink.
04:01Can I get a Long Island Dice Tea?
04:03Long Island coming up.
04:05That's the strongest one.
04:06So I feel that will ease my nerves.
04:08So what kind of girls do you like, man?
04:10I usually go for something that's a bit like a Barbie,
04:12it's been a bit like that kind of vibe.
04:14My other woman, I'll say just someone that's quite fun-loving
04:17and, like, easy to get on with.
04:19But do you like a blonde?
04:21Not gonna lie.
04:22Hey, Barbie, I like your style
04:27I've heard you've described yourself as sexy and goofy.
04:32Yeah, I think when I said that,
04:35I probably had something to drink.
04:37But I probably had a glass of wine.
04:40Tech consultant Charlie is putting the numbers aside
04:44to discover the true formula for love.
04:48I love, like, analytical stuff.
04:52So, yes, I am quite geeky.
04:56You are like a ray of sunshine.
04:59Do you go on mini dates?
05:01No.
05:01No, not really.
05:02I don't like to.
05:03I'm fed up with the dating scene.
05:06I don't want to be on dating apps.
05:08I would rather just talk to one person
05:09and get to know them.
05:11I'm not a serial dater.
05:13Do you know what you're looking for?
05:15Someone that's kind, confident, but not a show-off.
05:19Teeth is quite a big one for me
05:20because I do stare at people's mouths quite a lot.
05:23Not in, like, a horrible way,
05:24but it's just nice that someone has, like,
05:26a nice, warm smile.
05:29Hi.
05:30Are you all right?
05:30Nice to meet you.
05:31I'm Charlie.
05:32I'm Connor.
05:33Nice to meet you, Connor.
05:33What was the community like from heaven?
05:37That was very good.
05:38Can I get a margarita, please?
05:40Yes.
05:40Thank you so much.
05:42So where does that actually come from?
05:43Uh, London.
05:44Okay.
05:44Where do you come from?
05:45I live in Guildford, sorry.
05:47Oh, I know Guildford, yeah.
05:47We're fairly close.
05:49Yes, we are.
05:49What do you actually do for work there?
05:50I work for a tech consultancy.
05:53Oh, okay, okay.
05:55Thank you so much.
05:56Thank you so much.
05:57You have lots of tattoos as well.
05:58Yeah, I've got my leg.
06:00I've got one on my chest.
06:01Oh, my gosh.
06:02I've got one on my back as well.
06:03Nice.
06:04We'll save that for a second date.
06:05Yeah, fine.
06:07What do you do for work?
06:08You're a really nice eyes as well, boy.
06:10My eyes?
06:11Yeah, you're a really nice eyes.
06:12Thanks, yours are nice as well.
06:14I have a carpenter.
06:15Are you?
06:16Nice.
06:18Yeah, I like someone who's got hands on.
06:24You couldn't have picked that one better.
06:26Yes, this is off to a good start, isn't it?
06:28Come with me.
06:29Thank you.
06:29Let's go.
06:3129-year-old business owner Sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda.
06:36I definitely did not used to look like this.
06:41Yeah, with bright-coloured hair.
06:43I used to work in the law, so tattoos weren't really kind of encouraged.
06:50I changed my career and started getting covered in tattoos.
06:56Nice to meet you, Sophie.
06:57I do.
06:57It's nice to meet you, Fred.
06:59What an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos.
07:02Thank you.
07:03My children are my entire world, but I think I've got more love to give,
07:07and it would be nice to be able to find another person to be able to share that with.
07:12Can I get you a drink?
07:13Yes, please.
07:14Can I have a porn star?
07:15Yes, you can, sir.
07:16Thank you.
07:17How are you feeling about things?
07:18Yeah, I'm good.
07:20Good.
07:20I'm nervous.
07:22Natural.
07:22Totally natural, yeah.
07:23Talk to me about the sort of person you want to meet today.
07:25Um, so, I'm actually looking for somebody that is an alternative woman.
07:31I'm a bisexual woman, so I'm looking for a romantic relationship with a woman.
07:38Um, I have female friends, but, you know, I think I'm looking for something that's a bit
07:42of a stronger connection than that.
07:44Um, I quite like tattoos.
07:46I like coloured hair.
07:47I like it's people that embrace some individuality.
07:50It's a bit different outside the norm.
07:51My ideal woman is, like, Megan Fox.
07:59Sophie's date is Emily, a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress.
08:06Growing up, I was always, like, a weird kid.
08:09And to be honest, my mum was quite, like, punk, so she raised me on, like, the sex pistols.
08:15I was always taught to express myself and just be whoever I wanted to be.
08:26You're dressed to kill.
08:28I am.
08:28I'm giving fox leopards.
08:31Yeah, I was thinking Betty Boo, you know?
08:33Oh, yeah.
08:34Yeah, what do you think?
08:35Yeah.
08:35Yeah, I love that.
08:37I identify as bisexual, which to me means I'm attracted to all women and a very specific
08:44type of man.
08:48Your date is at the bar.
08:49Who is it?
08:50Look behind me.
08:51Have a look.
08:51Can you see?
08:52You're on the bar there.
08:52I like alternative women, obviously.
08:56Tattoos.
08:56Just because we look cute together, to be honest.
08:59I love that for us.
09:00Enjoy.
09:01Have fun.
09:02Thank you.
09:03Hello.
09:03Hi.
09:04Wow.
09:05I'm so sorry.
09:07Nice to meet you.
09:10I'm Emily.
09:11Nice to meet you, Emily.
09:12You look stunning.
09:13So do you.
09:14So do you.
09:15I wasn't sure if this was a bit of OTT, but you know.
09:18No, I love it.
09:19I've honestly been so nervous.
09:21Have you?
09:22Now.
09:22I'm kind of chilled.
09:23You're feeling chilled.
09:24Yeah.
09:24That's good.
09:25That's good.
09:25No need to be nervous.
09:27No.
09:27No.
09:28No.
09:33Is it just me, or do you think that since he's been married, he is happier and a better
09:39mood?
09:40He just seems really happy.
09:41He certainly seems more settled, more grounded.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Maybe that's what it is.
09:50Do you have any funny, like, stories?
09:53Like, have you embarrassed yourself recently?
09:55Last year, I was seeing a girl, and she's put me on, like, a Facebook group saying, like,
09:59don't date this guy.
10:03Oh, gosh, why is that?
10:05Oh, I think she was just bitter, to be completely honest.
10:07I was, like, pretty sure out of her.
10:08I think she was a bit older than me.
10:10She was, like, eight years older, mate.
10:12Oh.
10:12And then when I was, like, another date, maybe three weeks later, like, the day after she
10:17screenshotted this and sent it to me, so, like, can't I do better?
10:20Oh, I was, like, you don't even know, mate.
10:22Wait, what?
10:23Yeah.
10:23Oh, my gosh.
10:24Yeah.
10:26So, my dating life, it was a little bit cowlick, I'm not going to lie.
10:31Uh, I would say that we have commitment issues just because, like, my first girlfriend, she
10:37didn't cheat on me, but it was a bit like, you know, the Boston Rachel situation, like,
10:39we were on a break.
10:40It was the same sort of thing, and, like, it's not really a nice thing to have happened
10:45to you, so, I just feel like since then, I'm, like, I'm scared of getting hurt, as
10:49I'm honest.
10:54I've taken a bit of a step back, like, I've deleted dating apps, I just feel as if now
10:59I've got the clear headspace to give someone my all.
11:04To be honest, when I saw you coming, I was like, Jesus Christ.
11:07I was like, I was like, I need you.
11:15How does a wage feel?
11:17A bit of nerves, right?
11:19But, yeah, it's, uh, it's different.
11:23It's definitely different.
11:25Isn't his day coming?
11:26Well, I hope so.
11:28As you need.
11:31What's your dating, like, history?
11:34So, I'm actually really not practiced dating at all.
11:39Okay.
11:41This is my first date with a woman.
11:44Really?
11:45Yeah.
11:46So, well, you're doing great.
11:48I would not think this was your first date with a woman, ever.
11:51Like, I'm not getting that vibe at all, so.
11:54I've always kind of thought I was bisexual, but never explored it.
11:58I'm too afraid to kind of come out about it.
12:01Yeah, of course.
12:02But it's nerve-wracking.
12:03And I'm glad they chose you.
12:05Yeah.
12:06I'm glad they chose me.
12:07And it's, like, yeah, it's such an honour to, like, be your first date.
12:12Thank you.
12:13Well, you're stunning.
12:14So are you.
12:15Thank you.
12:16Yeah, you are very my type, for sure.
12:18Thank you.
12:18You very much are.
12:21So, um, I'm married.
12:26Really good.
12:27So, um, I have a question for you.
12:33And it's a bar.
12:36Would you like to meet it?
12:51So, this is a first.
12:52Yeah.
12:53It is.
12:54So, yeah.
12:57We found each other on Tinder.
12:59What was the first thing you said to me?
13:01You know, the muffin man.
13:03My response was, who lives on Drew Relay?
13:05So, we bonded over Shrek, didn't we?
13:08Typical parents.
13:10That's exactly what they were.
13:13Ricky, are you ready?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Ready as I'll ever be.
13:17Come on, man.
13:18Take your drink.
13:18Let's go.
13:21They call it a thrapple, don't they?
13:23We are looking for love.
13:24Yeah.
13:25We're looking for something that's long-term.
13:27We've got a lot of love to give, so...
13:28We definitely have.
13:30It'd be nice to sort of share it around.
13:32Hello.
13:33Hello.
13:34How are you?
13:34Hi.
13:35How are you?
13:36How are you?
13:37Going good?
13:37Going good.
13:38This is Ricky.
13:39Nice to meet you.
13:40Let me give you a hug out, Emily.
13:42Nice to meet you, Matt.
13:43Nice to meet you.
13:44Can I get another chair?
13:45Yes, please.
13:46You can have mine.
13:48It'd be nice to share the moments with another person.
13:51To find somebody that likes to cuddle up on the couch,
13:54which is to kind of fit in.
13:55It's like a missing piece to a jigsaw.
13:59How are you?
14:00I'm good.
14:01How are you?
14:01How are you feeling?
14:03I'm a bit more nervous.
14:04Well, actually, no, not as nervous as I was.
14:08Yeah.
14:08It's pretty good.
14:09I think I was very nervous.
14:12I think I might get another drink in a minute.
14:14Yeah, nice.
14:15I don't think it would work if the other person didn't fancy both of us,
14:21because obviously that would be upsetting for one of us, wouldn't it?
14:25I think it'd be great.
14:27It has to be there, it has to be paramount, otherwise there's just no point.
14:33There's no point.
14:34Good, but we've been having a nice time.
14:36Yeah.
14:36We're, like, settled into the date now, and you're just, like, fresh.
14:40Hi, girl.
14:41Hey.
14:42We're like, yeah, yeah.
14:43We both, sort of, tend to, sort of, like the same women.
14:48Yeah.
14:49I think you'd be able to tell if we like them.
14:51Definitely look at each other and smile and wait.
14:57You're both getting along like ours on fire, it seems.
15:01It's amazing.
15:02You were very nervous to tell me about your situation.
15:06Yeah, so I said, so, I have a husband.
15:08And I was just, like, slay.
15:11You know what I mean?
15:12Like, so easy, like, proper, like, couple goals, energy.
15:16You two.
15:18I have to say, since I got married, I'm on cloud nine.
15:22Oh, I love hearing that.
15:23You know, it was such a, such an amazing day.
15:26We were in Jamaica, and it's the most ideal location in the world.
15:31It's so beautiful.
15:32Oh, my God, look at these.
15:34These are so amazing.
15:39Go to cheese salad.
15:40Yes, thank you.
15:42Nourishable.
15:43Thank you.
15:44Thank you so much.
15:46You're very welcome.
15:46Enjoy.
15:47Thank you.
15:52You are a bit of a pretty boy.
15:55Last year, I did a bit of an Akebun.
16:01What are you looking for?
16:02Are you looking for, like, a long-term relationship, or are you...
16:04100%.
16:05I hate being single.
16:06I just don't enjoy it.
16:08So, about you?
16:08I had a seven-year relationship.
16:10So, how long ago is that?
16:12Two and a half years ago.
16:14I feel like I'd outgrown the relationship and the town I was living in with him.
16:20Um, and I just needed to try something new.
16:23So, I moved to London two years ago.
16:27I kind of wanted to put myself in an uncomfortable position, so I could grow as a person, which
16:32I feel like I have massively.
16:34Like, I wouldn't be doing this if I hadn't grown as a person.
16:37So, you're sort of, like, ready, or sort of, yeah, for something.
16:41But, yeah, I guess I hit, like, 28, and I was like, it would be nice to, you know, meet
16:45someone now.
16:47I have had enough alone time, but it would be nice to have a relationship that is the
16:53one that I stay in forever.
16:58This is lovely.
16:59That's fun.
17:00I mean, you're the drink.
17:01I mean, the drink is really good, but you're good.
17:03Thank you.
17:04You are as well.
17:05Thanks.
17:06You're, like, the fittest guy I've ever come to play with.
17:09Shut up.
17:09No, you actually are.
17:10No, I'm not.
17:11You're 100% are.
17:13Thank you, that's very sweet.
17:14And you're also very good, I think.
17:19Are you excited for your first Sable Pop of the day?
17:23Yeah, I'm confident already, yeah.
17:26And so it seems that we have talked before and laughed before, but who knows where or when.
17:43I think it might be appropriate, that song.
17:45Because meeting somebody's first time.
17:49Meet Derek.
17:5189 years young and ready to serenade his way into one lucky lady's heart.
17:57I like to sing when I go on cruises.
18:00Oh, and I won the singing contest at the end of the cruise.
18:07I don't feel my age.
18:10I don't feel my age.
18:11I don't feel 65.
18:14I don't feel 65.
18:35You dress very well. Do you travel a lot?
18:37I did a cruise in November. I'll go by myself now.
18:41You did not make any approaches to any of the ladies?
18:44Yes, yes, yes.
18:45So, did it work?
18:46I had a nice lady from Honolulu, and she was only 70 years of age.
18:50You are the king of the ladies.
18:52I don't know how badly.
18:53Come with me, I'll take you to your table. You're the first to arrive.
18:57I'm old school, open doors, lift the chair away, take the ladies' coat.
19:03This guy knows how to play the ladies.
19:05Yeah, I'm a romantic.
19:08And I love to sing romantic songs.
19:11So what are you looking for?
19:12Somebody that's bubbly, yeah, outgoing, yeah, I'd like to sing.
19:16You like to sing?
19:17I think all, yeah.
19:19What I'm looking for, I think she's got to be friendly,
19:23nicely dressed as I hope I will be for her,
19:26and can laugh, because I've got some silly jokes.
19:30And if she's interested in music, that's half the battle.
19:34What song could your dream day sing to re-win your heart?
19:39Lady.
19:41Lady.
19:43That's a nice song, isn't it?
19:45Could music be the food of love?
19:47For 77-year-old Jean.
19:52I can even tolerate Dolly Parton.
19:59Looking so elegant.
20:01Oh, thank you very much.
20:02Perfect.
20:03Thank you.
20:03Shall I take your coat, maybe?
20:05Yes, that would be lovely.
20:06I prefer an older man.
20:08If somebody's got a nice build, and they've looked after themselves,
20:12and they've got groomed hair,
20:14but at the end of the day, isn't it the person themselves?
20:18Hello.
20:20I'm June.
20:21Okay, I'm Derek.
20:22Derek.
20:23Hello, Derek.
20:24Hello, Jean.
20:25Hello.
20:26Hello.
20:26It's a rather super restaurant, isn't it?
20:29Yeah.
20:30I've only been to Bath a couple of times,
20:32and it was only just...
20:33It's the most romantic city in Britain.
20:35Isn't it wonderful?
20:37When you meet in Bath, that's it.
20:39You look very nice in Italian.
20:41You look rather lovely yourself.
20:51Cheers.
20:51Nice to meet you.
20:53It's bad luck, otherwise.
20:55Do I want to put on?
20:55Oh, that is strong.
20:59That's a connection.
21:04I'm really scared about my hair setting on fire.
21:06Although we already are on fire,
21:08because our date is so late.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Don't, don't try to continue.
21:12Okay.
21:14We only met, like, two hours ago.
21:16Fair enough.
21:19I actually, like, fancied the pants over when she'd come in.
21:22I was like, I'm done.
21:24Absolute rocket to be honest.
21:26I'm a little bit nervous as to what the outcome's going to be.
21:29I've never met someone that I just sort of click with quite, like, just quite easy to get on with.
21:42So, do you want to see each other?
21:46Do you want to see each other?
21:46Like, I'd definitely be like to see you again.
21:49Would you?
21:53Do you want to see each other?
22:06Do you want to see each other?
22:18Yeah.
22:19And you could?
22:22I don't know.
22:24I don't know if I'm going to try and be anything different around you.
22:28I just feel as if I could be it myself.
22:33grazie
22:33grazie
22:39i've never watched this change
22:40i don't know
22:42i don't know if you've ever seen this naked attraction
22:58i watched it
22:59i was gobsmacked
23:01i was like
23:04and i was tempted to say to my children
23:08i'm going on a television program
23:10and i was waiting for them to say what program
23:12and i was going to say naked attraction
23:14oh brilliant
23:16well i am just going to pop to the toilet
23:18so i'll be back in a moment
23:19of course
23:20thank you
23:23so
23:26i have a date in who is in a polyamorous relationship
23:31right okay
23:32what's that mean sorry
23:33it means that they are happy to date more than one person
23:37nice
23:38you know what i take my hat on for them
23:41bare brain
23:43what's your experience with dating so far like together
23:48we've tried dating apps
23:50they all seem to be wanting one thing
23:54that's not really what we're after
23:56yeah
23:56so you're looking for more like an emotional connection
23:59i'd definitely say emotional connection rather than physical
24:02yeah
24:03being able to sort of
24:05cuddle on the sofa
24:06watch a film
24:08i think a lot of the time
24:09like even for me it's very much just like
24:11hey like dip in
24:13thanks for that see you later
24:14and now
24:16that couple is going to go and spoon on the couch and watch the true crime
24:19and it's like
24:19i don't want to spoon on my street crime
24:21do you know what i mean
24:22it's like you do sort of miss that emotional
24:26bit i guess
24:28when i was in my late 20s i discovered this thing polyamory non-monogamy
24:33and i was like oh this is actually a thing like so i started exploring it from there really
24:39and now yeah i think that's just how i identify and i probably wouldn't look back
24:47you seem like a really strong couple
24:50i'd like to think so
24:51you have to be a strong couple
24:53if you are going to sort of dip your toes in
24:57i would like to be swept off my feet to be honest
25:00i think that's another misconception about non-monogamy as well is that we're not really into the big dream of
25:06like being swept off our feet and stuff
25:09we definitely are like i'm such a romantic i love all that
25:12part of it for me is like witnessing that love and that connection between the primary couple
25:19people be like are you not threatened that that couple will never love you the same way that they love
25:25each other and it's like
25:26like it's it's connection is connection and like
25:30i think it's a process
25:31yeah it's so true
25:36i really need a weep
25:37i will vent to the loo
26:08what's this one here
26:09this is um this is the infinity site
26:11um i was
26:12i was on holidays and i was really drunk and i thought that was a good idea so
26:16i don't agree
26:17i've got some really random tattoos
26:19they're wicked
26:20these are all women from films that i'm obsessed with
26:24you see you've got regina jorge
26:26you know regina jorge
26:27and then this is like penny lane from almost famous
26:30just
26:31strong independent women babes
26:33you know what i mean
26:34i love that
26:37you know
26:39you know
26:39what is this
26:43this little badge i can see
26:44i bought this jacket in malay with my wife
26:47and um it's got a little bit of character to her it's double-breasted you know
26:51um so um
26:52i used to go on cruise with my wife
26:55yeah
26:55and um
26:56well she passed away so i didn't go cruising
26:58how long ago did you lose your wife
27:01uh
27:01uh
27:02three years ago this month
27:04yeah
27:07i sent my wife
27:09Valentine's cards
27:09every year we were married for 65 years
27:13i also miss her terribly
27:15i still think of her every day
27:17i still say goodnight to her
27:18say good morning to her
27:19her picture's there
27:22you know
27:23all in all she made me a better person
27:26yeah
27:29yep
27:29yep
27:32what is that
27:37but as my friends and family say
27:39you've got to move on do it
27:41you've got to live your life
27:44you know after losing my wife
27:45and my kids said
27:47you know you're an age now
27:48you've got to
27:50in the last five years you've got to start to live your own life
27:53i know my wife
27:55would love me to be with somebody
27:57and and my daughter says to me
27:59there's a nice lady out there that's looking for you
28:02as well
28:03you're looking for her
28:04and i think that's wonderful
28:07you're present for me
28:08oh really
28:09what
28:11i couldn't find any chocolate
28:12thank you very much
28:14it's lucky that they got this far
28:16i might have eaten them
28:16i hadn't had a full English this morning
28:18yes
28:24my train is at
28:25six
28:27what's the time now
28:28six
28:29i ain't making that
28:31no you're not
28:31and it's the last one
28:32yeah
28:33i guess i went back for another night guys
28:35so
28:35let's all get coffee
28:39is she like your type
28:41she's definitely
28:42you did well she is definitely our type
28:45yeah
28:47so
28:49what happens if
28:50she comes in now and says
28:52that she wants to see you
28:53and call me
28:56yeah um
28:57right you ready
28:58that's good
28:59let's give her a go
29:02it's not coming out
29:03what's that about in the park
29:09how are you feeling?
29:11i'm good
29:11you guys okay?
29:12yeah
29:15so
29:17would you like to see each other again?
29:20absolutely
29:21love to see you again
29:23i think you're lovely
29:23and i think kind of
29:24we had a really good connection
29:26i thought
29:26so
29:27i'd love to
29:28yeah
29:28i agree
29:29i would love to see you guys again
29:32they're really
29:33they're really
29:34yeah i agree
29:35like i think we had like
29:36such good vibe
29:37like us
29:38and then
29:39obviously
29:40when you joined us
29:41it's obviously like
29:42oh god is this gonna derail the whole day
29:43like
29:44but it didn't at all
29:45like
29:45we all had a great vibe together
29:48i'm glad you joined us
29:49yeah
29:50that was a nice little plot twist
29:51yeah
29:52just a bit
29:53yeah
29:54so our fridays are probably gonna look a little bit different
29:57from now on
29:58yeah
29:58what do you reckon?
29:59yeah we've just got a new couch haven't we
30:01it's big enough
30:01is it big enough?
30:02yeah
30:03yeah
30:11i'm so lucky
30:14that's a new one
30:15that's a new one
30:16let's go and have a drink
30:18yeah let's do it let's do it let's do it
30:32oh look at that
30:33oh look at that
30:33federico and fruitcake
30:34that's wonderful
30:35i don't want them to see yet
30:36look at that i'd get first signature
30:37you'd get first signature
30:39if you're a lame man
30:40aye ho
30:46you're a hot lad
30:52me don't i see a few of my friends thinking i'm adult
30:55probably more guilt these days i'm kicking out
30:58wanting to prove there's more to him than meets the eye
31:00is single dad of three
31:02mike
31:03everyone thinks i'm a real lad like
31:05people just
31:05see tattoos
31:06and probably just think
31:07a bit of a rogue
31:08and a bit of a player and stuff
31:10but i'm a massive softy like
31:13i'll find a joke in anything
31:16life's for living and laughing
31:17and that's what i'm here to do
31:20how are you?
31:21my man crush that is right there
31:23nice to meet you mike
31:24are you alright?
31:25i am
31:25so what's your type?
31:26what are you looking for?
31:27i ain't really got a type
31:28i can't even explain what it is
31:29it's like i never liked small people
31:31that was my biggest turn off
31:32was small people
31:33and i married a woman who was five foot tall
31:35do you know what i mean?
31:36well in bed we're all the same size
31:38i wouldn't know that's been that long
31:39fred i forgot
31:40but apparently so
31:42i just hope i'm not too much sometimes
31:44and take us home if you want fred
31:46i've always said you're a man crush
31:48come on let's go
31:49if i'm in a situation where people don't know
31:51as i'd be quite awkward
31:52because i won't shut up
31:55i'll try a cocktail fred
31:56are you paying fred?
31:58i'll say stupid things
31:59because i don't have a
32:00cope in a particular situation
32:02and then that can make us
32:03go across as a twat
32:05if i can get on and have a laugh
32:07what more
32:07do you know what i mean?
32:08i'd never go out these days
32:10so as long as i like
32:10have a laugh in that
32:11what if i can meet somebody
32:13who can make us smile
32:15taking some of that loneliness away
32:17that's the nice thing about it
32:18because you don't know who it is
32:19do you know what i mean?
32:21i'd love a fit best mate
32:23that's what i'd love
32:24do you know what i mean?
32:25but
32:26whether that can happen on that i don't know
32:28hopefully it's worth it
32:29hopefully it was worth the wait
32:33oh is my hair okay?
32:35hi!
32:37hoping to cut out dating bad boys
32:39is hairdresser carly
32:43i started seeing a guy last year
32:44it was going great
32:45and then i found out
32:47he was actually going to prison
32:49i know i need to stay away from them
32:51so i'm looking for someone
32:52that's family orientated
32:54and just somebody's heckled in life
32:57i laugh a lot
32:59so somebody's got to make me laugh
33:01that's a big big thing for me
33:06how are you?
33:07i'm fine thank you
33:08you're looking amazing
33:09thank you
33:10what kind of man are you looking for?
33:11tall dark handsome would be nice
33:14any other particularity that you like?
33:17a bit of facial hair is nice
33:18tattoos
33:19because i've got quite a few tattoos myself
33:21so you're ready to meet you?
33:22i'm ready
33:23go with me
33:23i'm ready
33:26hi how are you?
33:28hi how are you?
33:30yeah i'm very well yeah
33:30good yeah i'm good
33:31thank you
33:32thank you
33:33oh you're colouring
33:34it's freezing
33:37thank you
33:38thank you very much friend
33:39you've done very well there
33:40first time i've been punched in a long time this is friend
33:44oh my goodness
33:46so what's your poison?
33:49cocktail wise
33:50i love a born star martini
33:52how much is it?
33:53i'm just checking the price before i order it
33:55i'm a single dad
33:58get a half beside her
34:00he'll get used to me
34:03he'll get used to me
34:04i like someone that can make laugh
34:05well you're in for a trip tonight then
34:07i want to look up when i'm funny as fuck
34:13how are you with your technology?
34:15rubbish
34:15i'm a dinosaur
34:16oh thank goodness
34:18and this is what i'm finding
34:20how do you meet somebody?
34:23very difficult
34:25very difficult
34:26and i thought
34:26if i go on to one of these websites
34:29that was not a nightmare
34:31i mean
34:32i feel like a dinosaur to me
34:34yeah i totally
34:35i am
34:37when i go around and i'm going to the ballet
34:40or i'm going somewhere
34:41and i seem to be the only one on my own
34:44everybody's there with their partners
34:47their family whatever
34:49and i prefer to be with somebody
34:54that's what i'm missing
34:55somebody to do these things with
35:01i would enjoy a nice cuddle
35:04and just holding hands with somebody
35:08and somebody to be there genuinely for me
35:12yeah
35:14i mean i've been known to take videos of my own feet for goodness sake
35:18that's all right
35:19oh i'm glad
35:20yeah
35:21many times
35:22film out the back
35:23how on earth did i do that?
35:25both as bad as each other
35:27cheers it's nice to meet somebody
35:29that helps
35:29oh i'm so happy about that
35:33let's go let's do it let's do it let's do it
35:34try whatever you want
35:41beautiful
35:45you do that very sun-kissed
35:47first compliment i've had you look sun-kissed
35:50yeah you're not one for the compliments i've noticed
35:53you know fishing and fishing
35:54you know good compliment
35:57yeah the saddest of times
35:58i've managed to get through them all through the power of laughter
36:01and it's been massive like and especially
36:02through recent situations in my life
36:05so you've got kids though?
36:07that's right yeah
36:07yeah
36:08i've got three kids all the same man
36:09really?
36:10yeah yeah yeah
36:11oh my goodness
36:11i was like mate i don't know i like what the third of an apple tell you whatever
36:14my wife's dead like
36:16oh okay oh i'm sorry to hear that
36:18yeah but i've been with her nearly 22 years
36:20yeah oh my gosh
36:22i was
36:22yeah yeah yeah
36:23julie had cancer of the esophagus
36:27give her a prognosis of three to six months though ever
36:29she was the purest and nicest person
36:35the best
36:37the best
36:38the best mom in the world like
36:40she didn't deserve it
36:41really didn't deserve it
36:45as soon as my wife died like i was so lonely i just didn't know what to do with myself
36:49i'd just be sitting in the dark every night
36:51the kids would come down and say
36:52dad what are you doing
36:52i'd say
36:53oh just chilling
36:54yeah
36:55and life had to go on
36:57i couldn't grumble
36:58like my children need it
36:59there's more than ever
37:00she passed it then
37:02yeah
37:02so now i'm a single dad with three kids like that
37:05i think that was really hard
37:06being a parent anyway is hard
37:08being a parent anyway is hard
37:08but living it on your own
37:09yeah it is on your own
37:1124-7 later
37:13i'm gonna have for a new mom for my children i'm never ever gonna meet another children
37:16never
37:16if i get one percent of what i had with her again in the future i'll be a happy man
37:24you've got very nice arties
37:25oh thank you
37:26you have got very nice arties
37:28very blue
37:28how do you know it's like
37:30see there's a combo
37:31it is very nice coffee
37:32i've got very nice tattoos
37:34thank you
37:36and very nice teeth
37:38thank you
37:39everything i'm listing aren't yours
37:41everything i'm listing aren't yours
37:43i am a bellend
37:45i'm a bellend
37:47no but i like that
37:48but if i'm laughing and blurring it means i like it
37:50so i'm i'm winning
37:52oh 100%
37:53100%
37:54100%
37:55that's the one
37:58thank you
37:59i've not been going to the gym recently because of heart injury
38:03but yeah i i do the row machine
38:06yeah and how much can you press
38:07ski
38:09240 pounds you won't wait
38:11i do what they call the sumo squats
38:14because it's supposed to be good for you
38:15where you have your legs wide
38:17and your feet open
38:18oh
38:19and you come down
38:20oh
38:20the sumo squats
38:21how am i you don't have to be fat and
38:22you're supposed to
38:2323 stones
38:24you do that
38:25you're supposed to give you a note
38:34something with a low cleave
38:36you should have done
38:36no
38:39merci beaucoup
38:40nothing i've had to preserve
38:41nothing i've had to preserve
38:46how long were you
38:4743
38:4843
38:48you went there go
38:49what 43
38:51you're waiting a meal
38:52because i'm like 36 this year so i've got to be closer
38:54yeah i've been like 18
38:56see i was better i'm more enthusiastic
38:59how long were you with your ex for like
39:0112 years
39:02what happened
39:03he was seeing someone from that
39:05so
39:06shit
39:06it's one of them and it happens
39:07yeah it does but
39:08um
39:09because 12 years is a long time
39:11it fucking is yeah
39:12i didn't realise what a heartbreak was
39:16um until we broke up
39:18when somebody has broken your trust
39:20it is really hard to put your trust into somebody else again
39:24but i'm really happy with how my life is right now
39:27i'm just missing that certain someone to share it with
39:32are you a good clerk?
39:34no
39:35at least you're honest
39:36i've never had to do this
39:37like my wife was at old school
39:39like
39:39i'm not saying you should do that
39:41and i'm not saying that's all right
39:41you know what i mean
39:42but my wife was like literally like a 1920s housewife
39:45she used to do it
39:45but that's
39:46i think that's the way it should be
39:47just because
39:48like old school
39:49yeah a hundred percent
39:50like when me and my ex were together
39:52every night she would be like waiting
39:54do you know what i mean
39:54but that's the way
39:56i love getting the lawns
39:58fred we've got a marriage
39:59come on
40:01do you see the bins out on a Monday morning?
40:03oh yeah
40:03two seconds
40:04i'm just gonna ring the kids
40:07she cuts the lawns and takes the bins out
40:09yeah
40:10sound i'll bring her home
40:11draw
40:12oh my goodness
40:14you do make me laugh
40:19you go away
40:21i can't go away
40:22you're too late
40:23you're too late
40:23you're too tall
40:25i wanted to speak to you mr and mrs flirt
40:27i was wondering
40:28do you fancy a little dance?
40:32i don't
40:33i don't
40:33dance
40:34but she sings
40:38you make me feel so young
40:43you make me feel that spring is fun
40:47and every time i see you
40:50you're such a happy individual
40:55i wanna go and bounce a move
40:59just like a toy balloon
41:03just like a toy balloon
41:04you and i
41:06are just like a couple of tots
41:12running across the meadow
41:15picking up lots of forget-me-nots
41:19you make me feel so young
41:23you make me feel so young
41:25i think she's a winner as far as i'm concerned
41:29i certainly fancy that lady
41:31yeah
41:31yeah
41:32yeah
41:34yeah
41:35yeah
41:37yeah
41:38yeah
41:39yeah
41:40yeah
41:43oh that's super cute
41:46wow wow wow
41:52thank you
41:53thank you
41:53thank you
41:53thank you
41:54thank you
41:54thank you
41:58thank you
41:59thank you
41:59would you like to see each other again
42:01on the count of three
42:02one
42:03i can't count
42:05one
42:06two
42:07three
42:08yes
42:08yes
42:13everything about this lady is amazing
42:16i'm very lucky
42:17look at you
42:19cheers
42:23but we laughed as we're laughing now
42:25and talking
42:25yeah
42:26brilliant yeah
42:27i'm such
42:29right
42:29let's go have a nice coffee
42:31a nice
42:31witchy
42:32lovely
42:34hmm
42:37and how about you teaching me to do a little boogie
42:40why not
42:45well that drink's a lovely man
42:49oh that is good
42:50really i prefer that mine to yours
42:52yeah i prefer yours to mine as well
42:55i make
42:56oh you bastard
42:59whoopsie
43:01just to turn you on to a run inside me thighs
43:04it was a strategic move honestly
43:05it was the plan
43:06it wasn't me
43:07i mean it's what
43:08all part of the plan
43:10the first was beautiful
43:11i love you girl
43:12i would definitely give her a sweating pride
43:14yeah
43:15what can i give too much of here like
43:16in case you walk to me off next
43:20honestly no like splits
43:21don't stop being noble i'll get it
43:24yeah
43:24i've got me a f- i've got me family out i wish to hear it's alright
43:53it's alright
43:53what are you doing
43:54definitely a bit of me
43:55ooh
43:56bloody
43:56definitely
43:58i've always said if someone can make me laugh then
44:00that's it
44:01ugly fuck
44:01you can't have that in
44:04ugly man
44:05i would have makes us laugh
44:07nice
44:08nice
44:12maybe your one line is a ghost
44:15thank you
44:15Jake's a ghost
44:17that's it
44:17i think you're laughing
44:31hey
44:32hey
44:33hey
44:33how are you f- oh no how are you mrs syriac?
44:36i'm good thank you
44:37lovely to see you
44:38lovely to see you too
44:43i bet that's a successful first date
44:45i would say yes
44:46yeah
44:47agreed
44:48i would say yes
45:15yeah
45:15agreed
45:15and we will sign to the back as well
45:16so you've got me a little
45:17love
45:19oh
45:20that's brilliant
45:24jerry
45:24you have a wonderful voice
45:25you have a wonderful voice
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