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00:00:01The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:34Let's get a round of applause.
00:00:46Yeah!
00:00:49No!
00:00:53No!
00:00:54No!
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:43Whoa!
00:01:43Whoa!
00:01:45Whoa!
00:01:45Boom!
00:01:52Whoa!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:02:53I'll have my revenge.
00:03:22I'll have my revenge.
00:03:52I'll have my revenge.
00:04:18I'll have my revenge.
00:04:22Even I can predict what's going to happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds.
00:04:30Now!
00:04:30You can't treat me like this.
00:04:33I'm a princess.
00:04:34Right, right.
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's going to be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her.
00:04:48No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's going to stop here permanently.
00:05:07You know who we are?
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:17Oh!
00:05:19Oh!
00:05:21Oh!
00:05:22Oh!
00:05:22Oh!
00:05:23Hey!
00:05:24Oh!
00:05:26Oh!
00:05:27Oh!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:29I don't even know these guys.
00:05:46Hi.
00:05:48Hello.
00:05:59Hey!
00:06:09Hey!
00:06:12Hey!
00:06:15Hey!
00:06:19Whoa!
00:06:21Whoa!
00:06:23Oh!
00:06:23Oh!
00:06:24Get some memory.
00:06:24Hey!
00:06:25Hey!
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's on the right.
00:06:56You gotta help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day.
00:07:00That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess.
00:07:09I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:21Come here.
00:07:22Look at him.
00:07:25Look at him.
00:07:26Look at him.
00:07:27Come on.
00:07:29Come on.
00:07:32Come on.
00:07:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:08:15Oh, fuck!
00:08:16You've got to go!
00:08:17Hey, hey, hey!
00:08:19You look out, you see myắt!
00:08:21Ah!
00:08:21Ah!
00:08:22Ah!
00:08:23Oh!
00:08:24Get out of here!
00:08:28What is that?
00:08:32What are you doing?
00:08:34Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:42Look out!
00:08:50Give me your thumbs up!
00:08:52No, no, no!
00:08:56Come on, come on, the back door!
00:08:58Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:17Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Are you a hundred men?
00:09:25Yah! Yah!
00:09:28Yah!
00:09:30Yah!
00:09:30Yah!
00:09:55I'm Evie.
00:09:57Deathstalker.
00:09:59Deathstalker?
00:09:59Uh-huh.
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're gamey.
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:48It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning.
00:11:12Yeah.
00:11:13Yeah.
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30Hold it.
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Let them know.
00:11:31You go north.
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'll double back.
00:11:34We'll meet here.
00:11:35But find them.
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:43I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night of the Boots.
00:11:58Here, try it.
00:11:59It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mm.
00:12:07Good.
00:12:08Very good.
00:12:09Very good.
00:12:09Um, grab some water too, please.
00:12:18That was great.
00:12:19Great.
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:21Mm-hmm.
00:12:22More?
00:12:23Oh, no.
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:26Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kind of messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34Just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really.
00:12:42I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay.
00:12:47Things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow.
00:12:53Hear my call.
00:12:59Want to keep that to a minimum?
00:13:00I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:03It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:11An image is coming to me.
00:13:14Yes.
00:13:15I see it.
00:13:16So clear.
00:13:17A young woman.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:22Is she rich?
00:13:24She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:26Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:31Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:45The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:49Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:56Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:14:04If you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:06Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches.
00:14:17Dragons.
00:14:18Ogres.
00:14:18Let's get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:21You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is going to get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:34Ho, ho!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:40Sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:42Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it then.
00:14:48I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:03There's still more soup!
00:15:21Wait a minute.
00:15:25Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:27I'm working on it.
00:15:29She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:35No.
00:15:36A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:41Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling.
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula...
00:16:11I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next!
00:16:39Sultana!
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:45Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:50After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:16:59help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:02You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the princess Evie return to you.
00:17:11I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin, the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:27And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well.
00:17:34He's yours.
00:17:35Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:10Which way, O mighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:16Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:19Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:38Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen.
00:19:03What do you got?
00:19:04Deathstalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor.
00:19:08Don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:19Never underestimate the strength of an enemy.
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter.
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:37I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:39Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you'll recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan strike force.
00:19:53Part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso.
00:19:58Drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find.
00:20:08Buddy Footstool Rosa.
00:20:09Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men.
00:20:34Let him have it.
00:20:43Close, man.
00:20:44But don't kill.
00:20:45Not yet.
00:21:24vet.
00:21:25And told us not to die.
00:21:31Oh not to die!
00:21:33The manager!
00:21:33The man and америк怒.
00:21:35What?
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me, you're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, if they were trying to kill us,
00:21:56they could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:00You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah. Witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Maybe these have come in handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:24Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35Ah, that'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:22:38Save your arrows.
00:23:00Mom!
00:23:02No!
00:23:02No!
00:23:04No!
00:23:04Let's go.
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker!
00:24:09Stalker!
00:24:16Stalker!
00:24:29Stalker!
00:24:35Throw your sword down, or I'll cut her pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead. Cut it.
00:24:42You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:50Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I've got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10This stalker?
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:13Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15This stalker?
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:24Minus the fearless five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:29Bitch, bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:32No problem.
00:25:46What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:49I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured.
00:26:01I will.
00:26:04I will.
00:26:04I will.
00:26:20So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker?
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:09I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered.
00:27:40My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:00You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:19Well, come on in, what are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:45Stalker?
00:28:46Stalker?
00:29:16You know, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather
00:29:22stiff penalty in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:26Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited
00:29:31deductive power as you could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once,
00:30:14even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend
00:30:20to.
00:30:21And oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:49Stalker!
00:30:51Stalker!
00:31:00Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:08Stalker!
00:31:08God, we'll see her love around here someplace.
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:17Argh!
00:31:20Argh!
00:31:23Stalker!
00:31:33Argh!
00:31:34Argh!
00:31:36Argh!
00:31:36Oh, my God.
00:31:52Starr Đức!
00:31:55Ah!
00:32:00Ah!
00:32:02Starr Đức!
00:32:04Doctor! Doctor, get out of here!
00:32:14Leave me alone for five minutes. Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:32:35Come on! Come on!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:16No! No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:25Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad. Nice body, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:47I won't bite.
00:33:55No!
00:33:59No!
00:34:01No!
00:34:03No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:05No!
00:34:06No!
00:34:07No!
00:34:08No!
00:34:09No!
00:34:10No!
00:34:15No!
00:34:19No!
00:34:23No!
00:34:24No!
00:34:28No!
00:34:29No!
00:34:29You know something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:37No!
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jeric guy is playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you gonna use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword?
00:35:39Or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of a tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What? Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15There ain't gonna be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:18No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises?
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:45Two oracle.
00:36:45One oracle.
00:36:48Look, I...
00:36:48No, no, no, no.
00:36:49Let me do the talking.
00:36:51Now, listen.
00:36:53I think there's been some mistake.
00:36:54Or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess
00:37:07who raids our camps and burns our crops and steals our men.
00:37:11Me? A princess?
00:37:14Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rina. Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah. Her name's Rina, all right. Rina the seer.
00:37:26Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well. Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:30Yeah. Well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding
00:37:35and we're all friends again, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go, but not you, Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you have heard of me.
00:37:50Oh, yes. Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well-known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:02I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:11Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:19You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce. I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on. Come on. Let's get going. Let's get in the ring.
00:38:30Okay. Okay. I'm going. Stop shouting.
00:38:41Deathstalker.
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:42According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo, our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:02Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!
00:39:05I could beat it with my eyes, Carter.
00:39:09Gorgo!
00:39:10Gorgo! Come on down!
00:39:11You're taking candy from your baby. You name it.
00:39:15You see her?
00:39:16It's a stalker.
00:39:17Will ya?
00:39:17Shut up!
00:39:18Stalker!
00:39:19Look, I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26Gorgo!
00:39:29Gorgo!
00:39:32Gorgo!
00:39:34Gorgo!
00:39:35Gorgo!
00:39:35Gorgo!
00:39:36Gorgo!
00:39:36Gorgo!
00:39:36Gorgo!
00:39:37Gorgo!
00:39:38Gorgo!
00:39:39Gorgo!
00:39:39Gorgo!
00:39:40Gorgo!
00:39:41Gorgo!
00:39:41Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:44Gorgo!
00:39:46Gorgo!
00:39:47Gorgo!
00:39:49Gorgo!
00:39:50Gorgo!
00:39:51This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:57Now mercy.
00:40:00Well, may the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:12Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:17Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Come on!
00:40:33Whoa!
00:40:33Whoa!
00:40:34Whoa!
00:40:44What?
00:41:02Yeah!
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do. Stay away from her. Wear her out, run her down, get attacked.
00:41:24Attack? If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five. Six, maybe. Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Go get it, tiger.
00:41:52Not the hair! Not the hair!
00:41:58Anything! Not the hair!
00:42:05Get up! Okay, come on!
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up! Don't let her get you to that run!
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I gotta stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:42:52I gotta ...
00:43:04Come on!
00:43:09No, I do it!
00:43:11Oh, my God!
00:43:19No!
00:43:30Dad!
00:43:32No!
00:43:35Dad!
00:43:38Do you want to know?
00:43:39Putty in my hand. Putty in my hand.
00:44:13No, no!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing? This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:28Wait! Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again. I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell
00:45:36me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one. But I am a princess. Or I was. Jerk made a double of me,
00:45:46put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:47Oh, that's good. That's rich. Try it on the next sap you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you? Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would've helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now! What in the hell did I say?
00:46:28Petey, darling!
00:46:29I'm sitting out waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Petey, darling! Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want? I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! Why haven't you found
00:46:42her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little lovebird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:47You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist!
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:25A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:27I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:51It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:06Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stopper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:33No.
00:48:39There he is.
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:49:03There he is.
00:49:10Shall we drink then to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:15And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:27Your body's close to me.
00:49:30But your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here.
00:49:38One minute.
00:49:39Don't go away.
00:49:48Stalker.
00:49:50Just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire.
00:50:01Melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh no, that's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22Our wedding ceremony.
00:50:31Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:39Thanks.
00:50:58I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:04No, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up your royal highness.
00:51:24There are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:26You!
00:51:27You're the one who helped Jarrah!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:35Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh. I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk!
00:51:48And do you know why?
00:51:50Jarrah needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me?
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:27Whoa!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:28I'm all for it.
00:53:29Ah!
00:53:34Ah!
00:53:39Ah!
00:53:41Ah!
00:53:42Ah!
00:53:47Salker!
00:53:51Ah!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:33Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:37Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:57I don't know.
00:55:21Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it.
00:56:40Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here.
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:01I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't have possibly attained my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever.
00:57:35It's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:54Poor girl fell off her home.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:10I think we're revived.
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:50Good evening, Deb Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:58No, no, no.
00:58:59I expect you to die.
00:59:02And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Deb Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:23I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26I want to go.
00:59:30Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here.
00:59:57That's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny.
01:00:03Because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:54Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:22And now you're mine, Stalker.
01:01:26And now you're mine, Stalker.
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43Oh, it was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:51I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing.
01:02:01The widest secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark.
01:02:05Quick griping.
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:49Can you get me a surprise?
01:02:50Guys, let me go.
01:02:52Come on!
01:02:53Come on, guys.
01:02:54Oh, we don't know.
01:02:55Come on.
01:02:57Come on, man!
01:03:17Come on!
01:03:28Oh, my God.
01:04:00Oh, my God.
01:04:19Oh, my God.
01:04:22Oh, my God.
01:04:24Oh, my God.
01:04:37Oh, my God.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:42Leaving.
01:04:42You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:24I'll be there shortly.
01:05:26I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:41Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47I can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:49Oh.
01:06:19Girl talk.
01:06:20I can't tell you.
01:06:37It's always my the empire.
01:06:40I have mountains.
01:06:40I can't tell you or me.
01:06:41I can't tell you.
01:06:41I want that attentive.
01:06:41I know you're going toその toe or wherever you are.
01:06:41What are you doing?
01:06:41I don't think the door is going to open, and close the door.
01:06:44There's a person who will open the door.
01:06:45I know you're mentre.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:41Still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:44Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:20Come on!
01:08:23Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:29Ah!
01:08:36Ah!
01:08:38Ah!
01:08:41Ah!
01:08:43Ah!
01:08:46Ah!
01:08:48Ah!
01:08:48Ah!
01:08:50Ah!
01:08:50Ah!
01:08:51Ah!
01:08:51Ah!
01:08:52Ah!
01:08:53Ah!
01:09:04Come on.
01:09:26Come on.
01:09:28Come on.
01:09:33Come on.
01:09:36Come on.
01:09:57Come on.
01:10:10Up.
01:10:49Come on.
01:10:53Come on.
01:11:18Yay!
01:11:23Yes, Doctor.
01:11:33Your Highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:08Uh...
01:12:09We won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's gonna make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well...
01:12:24I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:26Oh?
01:12:31Yeah...
01:12:32Oh, yeah, man.
01:12:35Yeah!
01:12:39Let's take a good job.
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