00:00Hello, Penny. Leonard just left.
00:02I know. I want to talk to you.
00:03What would we talk about?
00:04We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of,
00:06and you know I don't care for chit-chat.
00:09Can you just let me in?
00:10Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.
00:12We are going to throw Leonard a kick-ass surprise party
00:14for his birthday on Saturday.
00:15I hardly think so.
00:17Leonard made it very clear he doesn't want a party.
00:19Did someone say party?
00:21He just doesn't know he wants one
00:23because he's never had one.
00:24I suppose that's possible, but for the record,
00:26I've never had a threesome, and yet I still know I want one.
00:28Howard, here's the difference.
00:30The possibility exists that Leonard could have a birthday party
00:32before hell freezes over.
00:34If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it.
00:36I think a birthday party is a terrible idea.
00:38I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish.
00:41Anguish?
00:42Year after year, I had to endure wearing conical hats
00:46while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles.
00:49Not to mention being blindfolded and spun toward a grotesque,
00:52tailless donkey as the other children mocked my disorientation.
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