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00:00:10Scream!
00:00:36Can you feel it? Do you feel it?
00:00:40There's a light in the sky
00:00:48Merry Christmas!
00:00:51Merry Christmas!
00:00:59Merry Christmas!
00:01:00Merry Christmas!
00:01:04Merry Christmas!
00:01:11Hey, you just grab that punch!
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00:01:26yeah I love the smell of ketchup in the morning all right I got a hot dog with
00:01:32ketchup and a small serving of fries yes can I also get one with mustard you got
00:01:55it didn't think this one through did you three two
00:02:15no you stay here
00:02:25oh hey there falcon special delivery thanks so much see you tonight
00:02:32okay I think you might have dropped this oh thanks so much for thinking of me just don't
00:02:36forget about tonight all right oh it's stuck again check out what I got for you enjoy
00:02:52I've got presents oh yay all right this one's for you heads up catch got it thanks here got your
00:03:00favorite sardines excellent got any dessert by any chance not today sorry but don't you worry because
00:03:05tonight my furry friends we won't be eating the same old garbage no tonight we'll finally be lucky
00:03:10enough to stuff our faces and still go back for second tonight there'll be a three-quarters meal
00:03:14big enough for all of us for you for you and even you my shy little munchkin for me because
00:03:21tonight
00:03:21we're gonna celebrate Christmas
00:03:36this fighting styles make me laugh if you've been in a special forces like Steven you'd be up to snuff
00:03:42because when it's time to fight there's only one style that works that's where you're wrong
00:03:47it's the force no jump suplex no it's cracking no the force no he's suplex no it's cracking
00:03:56force suplex crack hey uncles want a hot dog see go for a falcon okay
00:04:11you still got it huh well I had some great senseis how you feeling about the big job good everything
00:04:17is going according to plan and tonight we celebrate but I gotta get moving uncles and we gotta get
00:04:21moving to burn off some calories to make room for the feast you're gonna bring it today
00:04:35baby we falcon Rico know about your plan yeah but I already regret telling him
00:04:44ah maurice rico how many times i gotta tell you call me falcon sure sure whatever you want maurice
00:04:51look we gotta talk are you sure you want to do this job we don't even know this guy what's
00:04:55his
00:04:55name again hans yeah hans hans and his so-called sure thing thanks falcon i'm not gonna lie he
00:05:01scares the heck out of me i'm not sure we should trust him i mean hitting up a hot dog
00:05:05stand fine
00:05:05a little grocery store when things are tight sure but we're talking about a train is it really worth
00:05:10the risk if this job goes south it's a one-way ticket to the slammer rico you gotta stop worrying
00:05:14come on this is what i do right right like when you came up with that genius idea to pinch
00:05:19the
00:05:19pepperoni from those dog dogs thanks falcon you were this close to being dog chow yeah but i got it
00:05:25done
00:05:26didn't i oh yeah you always say that but this one's too dangerous let this hans guy do it himself
00:05:33but rico how can we pass up the opportunity to finally have a real feast on christmas
00:05:37just imagine for the first time we can all celebrate together with full bellies
00:05:42without our friends worrying which trash can our next meal's coming from
00:05:45and who's the guy everyone expects to make it happen thanks falcon you heard him falcon
00:05:52oh whatever you say but please just watch your back maurice
00:06:00all right rico i've got to fly
00:06:26if i'm not i kind of
00:06:34excuse me could you give me a hand with my suitcase
00:06:37of course sir oh thank you it's very merry christmas
00:06:42where are we putting the snake he usually likes being somewhere dark let's put him in the back
00:06:47don't worry i'll see you in a couple of hours try to get some sleep during the trip
00:06:51see you soon
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00:07:32hans come in i'm in position
00:07:34hans do you read me i read you loud and clear falcon
00:07:38make your way towards the engine operation christmas feast is now ago
00:07:43huh
00:08:09That's it, Janice.
00:08:10Just breathe, my little quinoa.
00:08:12Feel the connection to the cosmos.
00:08:13Oh, Jimmy, the stars are telling me we're going to be amazing parents.
00:08:17Oh, you're expecting babies?
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20And if our celestial stars are aligned, there should be ten of us this Christmas.
00:08:24How about you, little sunflower? Are you ready for the journey?
00:08:27My owner and I take the train together all the time, but I've got to say I've never been on
00:08:31one like this.
00:08:31They say it's one of the fastest trains in the whole world.
00:08:36You sure you're connected the red to the red?
00:08:38Huh? Uh, yeah, of course.
00:08:41The engine has been hacked.
00:08:44Good. Now to the next phase.
00:08:46Oh, no, I'm telling you, this train's ultra-model.
00:08:49Really?
00:08:50Oh, yeah, all the controls are state-of-the-art. It's cutting-edge technology.
00:08:54Oh, boy, well, you know, all this tech stuff is very foreign to us.
00:08:57We're just happy to lay in the sun.
00:08:59And when our train arrives on time.
00:09:01Oh, yes, I'd hope they wouldn't be running late on Christmas Eve.
00:09:04Oh, you're all right, friend. You look a bit shaky.
00:09:09I don't like traveling. I get motion sickness.
00:09:11Well, don't you worry. I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
00:09:17Oh, by the way, my name's Judy.
00:09:19Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Judy.
00:09:24It's nice to meet you.
00:09:29And my name is...
00:09:31Kaka!
00:09:32Huh?
00:09:33Coco! Coco! It's Coco!
00:09:34No, no, no, no, Kaka!
00:09:36Huh?
00:09:41Okay, just finished an economy.
00:09:43Ah, you're doing great, Falcon. Keep it up.
00:09:49You all being on the train?
00:09:50Yeah, I'm just waiting for someone to give me a hand with my suitcase.
00:09:52You?
00:10:01Hello, Mr. Musician.
00:10:02That's a bit of a sad song you're playing, isn't it?
00:10:12Momo, do you think I have a shot at that ninja roll in Toro City?
00:10:16I still can't stand on my hind legs.
00:10:18You know, the biz, Leo.
00:10:19The audition no-names like us, then cast a star.
00:10:21We're at the bar.
00:10:23Yeah, except for our commercials for Pricemart.
00:10:26Need to cut back on your spending?
00:10:27Well, I've got good news.
00:10:28At Pricemart, we've got savings for days.
00:10:30Milk, fruits, cleaners, couches, gas, and chainsaws.
00:10:33And, of course, our famous pizzas.
00:10:35Don't miss out.
00:10:37Pricemart. Locations are open 24-7.
00:10:40That's it!
00:10:41You guys are in those Pricemart commercials.
00:10:42I knew I'd seen you both somewhere.
00:10:44I can't wait to tell the team I travel with celebrities.
00:10:47Oh, I wouldn't call us celebrities.
00:10:49We're C-listers at best.
00:10:51Date players.
00:10:52Mascots.
00:10:53Yes, that'd be a modest.
00:10:54I bet someday you'll both be huge stars.
00:10:57But in the meantime, make sure it don't go to your head, huh?
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:01Falcon, you gotta wrap this up.
00:11:02We need to be done before the train leaves.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:15Where am I?
00:11:15Where'd my owner go?
00:11:16What is this cage?
00:11:17Who's that guy?
00:11:18Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:19I've been kidnapped.
00:11:21Oh, hey.
00:11:22Have you also been kidnapped?
00:11:24Oh, my poor owner must be sick with worry.
00:11:27Hey, hey.
00:11:28Do you have any sugar?
00:11:30Huh?
00:11:30Sugar.
00:11:31No.
00:11:32Why would I have any sugar?
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34You're stuck eating kibble, aren't you?
00:11:36I know all about kibble.
00:11:37If you had any idea what was in it, I know all about it.
00:11:40I have sources.
00:11:41I follow people on social media.
00:11:42That's where the truth comes out.
00:11:44For example, veggies are a lie.
00:11:46But they make you think that you should eat them like five times a day.
00:11:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:50The truth is that we should only be eating sugar.
00:11:53Tons of sugar!
00:11:57Sugar!
00:12:03Sugar puts them to sleep.
00:12:04Well, ain't that something.
00:12:20The gang is going to be so happy tonight.
00:12:22You said it, Falcon.
00:12:23Now, come on.
00:12:24We're almost there.
00:12:36That's a fun fact.
00:12:37I don't know if you know this, but this train's going to cross the Devil's Bridge.
00:12:41It's the biggest bridge in the whole entire...
00:12:43Huh?
00:12:43Huh?
00:12:44Oh, what's that?
00:12:49Too easy.
00:12:51Yes!
00:12:52All set, Hans.
00:12:52We have control of the train.
00:12:53You can unlock the food supply now.
00:13:09Wow.
00:13:24Oh, he doesn't look that chill, does he?
00:13:28That's strange. Smells like a thief's bin in here.
00:13:31Hans, did you open the food supply?
00:13:33We got a cop dog here. Hurry up.
00:13:37Hans. Hans? Do you read me?
00:13:40Hans!
00:13:41So it begins.
00:13:43Attention. Due to a technical issue, we're asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily deplore the train.
00:13:50Attention. Due to a technical issue, we're asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily deplore the train.
00:13:57What's happening? What are they saying?
00:14:06What's the delay?
00:14:07Yep, we should be getting on our way very soon.
00:14:15Look at that!
00:14:16Sounds like the train's actually gonna leave early.
00:14:18Well, this is the first time for everything.
00:14:21It's going to be 75 degrees today in Bay City.
00:14:24And now, a word from our sponsors.
00:14:33Happy trails.
00:14:34Hans? We all could? The train's moving!
00:14:39Maggie! Maggie!
00:14:41Oh no! Maggie! Maggie!
00:14:44No! Maggie!
00:14:48No!
00:14:50No!
00:15:03Hans! Hans!
00:15:05Well, you certainly seem like a seasoned traveler.
00:15:08Oh yeah! Lisa and I really have the travel bug. Here's a pick of us in Japan and one in
00:15:13Columbia.
00:15:13Quite the adventurers. We prefer to travel in the astroplane.
00:15:17Oh yeah, we can go far. Real far.
00:15:19Coming up next, our holiday blooper reel.
00:15:25Here we go, with more dumb videos of cats being exploited.
00:15:28Do we really need to watch more of this?
00:15:29Come on, it's funny!
00:15:43Hans! Hans!
00:15:48Yes, sir. The train took off on its own and it's moving through the city.
00:15:52Yes, sir. That's right. We have no way of stopping it.
00:15:59Hey, so that ninja roll, is it for a film?
00:16:01Oh, it's a real long shot that I get the roll.
00:16:04So you're a big movie buff, huh, Doc?
00:16:06Oh yeah, but my real passion's football. I mean, check it out.
00:16:09I bring it everywhere.
00:16:14Oh, sugar. I love sugar.
00:16:23Oh, come on. Santa's got places to be.
00:16:27Ho, ho, ho!
00:16:36Oh no, my sleigh!
00:16:40Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Aren't you supposed to be in a cage?
00:16:43Looks like we have a freeloader.
00:16:48Ha, surprise ticket check! Show me your tickets, everyone!
00:16:52Oh, b-b-b-but I don't have my own ticket!
00:16:54Ah, well then I'm gonna have to report you.
00:16:56Oh, please don't!
00:16:57I'm just kidding. Have a good trip!
00:16:59This stray is trying to hit your free ride. Typical.
00:17:03If he wanted a free ride, he wouldn't be trying to get off the train.
00:17:06I'm sniffing a thief in our midst.
00:17:10Me? A thief? That's a good one, Rex.
00:17:13How do you know my name?
00:17:1590% of police dogs are named Rex.
00:17:17Hmm. You're quick, but I'm still taking you in at the next stop.
00:17:21Oh, yeah? You think some washed up old pooch in a cage is gonna stop the Falcon?
00:17:26Falcon? A raccoon who names himself after a bird?
00:17:29He's named after a bird because he can fly! I saw him flying with my own eyes!
00:17:32Oh, yeah, I'm sure you saw him flying! By the seat of his pants!
00:17:37This is weird! Why is the train going so fast?
00:17:39Hmm. There's been a lot of strange coincidences, huh, Falcon? Why are you on this train?
00:17:44Uh, so, uh, you saw me flying before, huh?
00:17:48Wanna know how I learned to do it?
00:17:49Oh, yes!
00:17:50Oh, well, the truth is, I've always been an orphan. An orphaned raccoon isn't anyone's dream pet. No one wanted
00:17:57to take me in. No one helped feed me. No one even looked at me.
00:18:00Poor thing.
00:18:02Then one day, I was looking through some trash cans. You went through the trash? I had a feeling.
00:18:07Of course. What else could I do? I didn't have an owner to fill my food bowl every day.
00:18:11Yes, well, I think it's more a matter of will. Whatever. Anyway, a human snuck up on me, and then...
00:18:19He pulled out a rifle, and...
00:18:22He shot me, and took out a chunk of my ear.
00:18:26What a performance!
00:18:27Jeez Louise, he's good!
00:18:28So there I was, weak and unable to feed myself. I wandered aimlessly for hours. I was exhausted.
00:18:36But just when I thought all hope was lost, a Falcon spotted me from the sky.
00:18:41He saved me, and took me in like I was one of his own. He even taught me the ancient
00:18:47ways of a Falcon.
00:18:49Speed, agility, dexterity. Eventually, I inherited his powers, like supervision.
00:19:00And of course, the power of flight. And that, my friends, is how I became a Falcon.
00:19:08And got this nickname.
00:19:11That's so great!
00:19:12It's completely ridiculous.
00:19:14And this? Is this also ridiculous?
00:19:17Oh, wow!
00:19:19What is it?
00:19:20This is the bullet that hit me in the ear. I've kept it with me ever since the day I
00:19:25got shot.
00:19:25To remind myself that no matter what, you never let your guard down.
00:19:29Now, playtime's over.
00:19:43Well, I'm glad your guard's up, Falcon, cause you're going straight to the pound.
00:19:47Oh no, I'm so scared.
00:19:54Where am I?
00:19:55Oh, right. I've been kidnapped.
00:20:07Okay, I think we may have hit something.
00:20:09Hmm.
00:20:09Must have been a flying saucer.
00:20:11Definitely.
00:20:12With aliens.
00:20:13Extraterrestrials.
00:20:14Extraterrestrials are everywhere these days.
00:20:16There's tons of videos on it.
00:20:17Hey, hey, do you have any sugar?
00:20:19Well, I'll be better.
00:20:23Breaking news.
00:20:24We're receiving numerous reports that a runaway train is speeding its way across the peaceful
00:20:28town of Bay City.
00:20:29The train has already caused some damage, smashing through a construction site on Scott Avenue.
00:20:33Fortunately, there were no injuries and no problems and no problem from any one of the
00:20:37teams.
00:20:38Some of the technical questions that there's no passengers aboard the train, but there is
00:20:41a full car carrying the train.
00:20:43Oh, those poor things. I wouldn't want to be them.
00:20:46Amigos, look at this. That's falcon strength.
00:20:55Uh, Johnson, this is fun.
00:20:57Yeah, this is what it's all about, Johnson.
00:20:59Did you remember the camera battery this time?
00:21:01Uh, yeah, I got it. We're good.
00:21:03Johnson and Johnson, you guys are currently pursuing the train, correct?
00:21:06Yes, that's right, Michael. We're actually just caught up to it now.
00:21:09We're almost parallel to the tail car, the one carrying all the animals.
00:21:13The train is about to pass Siegel Island.
00:21:15What we are witnessing here is without a doubt the biggest railway story in the history of Bay City.
00:21:21We're doing our best to bring you as close to the action as we can.
00:21:23I don't want to worry anyone, but I'm pretty sure the train they're talking about is this one.
00:21:29Soon the train will be outside the city and we'll be unable to continue following.
00:21:32Falcon hasn't checked in yet. He might be stuck on the train.
00:21:35Steven, go get Rico, rápido.
00:21:45Oh, I'm told we have reporters on the ground talking to the owners of some of the trapped animals on
00:21:50the train.
00:21:50Oh, I was devastated because my poor little Randy is on that train.
00:21:53Oh, that's my owner. She's going to save us.
00:21:56Rebecca, Rebecca.
00:21:57All my fans can relax because my sponsor bought me a brand new dog.
00:22:01So please come visit us.
00:22:02She replaced me.
00:22:04Oh, look, sugar.
00:22:10You have a pet on the train as well, young lady.
00:22:13Yeah, her name is Maggie and she's all alone on that train and I'm really scared for her.
00:22:18We need to find a way to help those animals.
00:22:21We can't just leave them all.
00:22:22Oh, that poor little girl.
00:22:24Yes, Cynthia. And it seems like it's only going to get worse.
00:22:27A fiery explosive crash seems unavoidable.
00:22:29Huh?
00:22:30Huh?
00:22:31Oh, my babies.
00:22:38What, are you going to get off the bench and help us?
00:22:40We're not worth the risk.
00:22:42I don't want to end up cooked like a pizza.
00:22:44Hello.
00:22:44I'm scared.
00:22:48Hello there.
00:22:50Enjoying the ride?
00:22:51Not too bumpy?
00:22:53From where I'm standing, it's all going perfectly.
00:22:57Because after planning this for months,
00:23:00I hacked this train and now I have complete control.
00:23:03Watch this.
00:23:04I can accelerate.
00:23:07Or hit the brake.
00:23:10Accelerate or brake.
00:23:12Accelerate or brake.
00:23:13Accelerate or brake.
00:23:14Accelerate or brake.
00:23:16You're all at my mercy.
00:23:18This guy's taken one tackle too many.
00:23:21We haven't done anything to you.
00:23:23No, you've done nothing to me.
00:23:24But as luck would have it,
00:23:26you're traveling with the one person I've sworn vengeance on.
00:23:30That's right.
00:23:30We finally meet again.
00:23:32Rex.
00:23:33Huh?
00:23:34Do we know each other?
00:23:35Huh?
00:23:37Well, yeah.
00:23:37Hans.
00:23:38Uh, the Hans gang.
00:23:40Uh, no idea.
00:23:42It's me.
00:23:42Five years ago?
00:23:43Those kibble robberies from a bunch of vet clinics?
00:23:46That was me.
00:23:47My gang.
00:23:48Come on.
00:23:48We had quite the reputation.
00:23:50I did five years and a pound because of you and you don't even remember?
00:23:53I've arrested countless scumbags like you and Falcon.
00:23:56Sometimes ten of them a day.
00:23:57Sorry I don't remember them all.
00:23:59The...
00:24:00The...
00:24:00The...
00:24:01It doesn't matter.
00:24:03After today you won't forget me.
00:24:04Goodbye, Rex.
00:24:09We're all gonna die.
00:24:10Not gonna lie.
00:24:11Didn't see that in the stars.
00:24:13He doesn't remember me.
00:24:22He forgot about me.
00:24:24How the heck do you not remember me, Rex?
00:24:26Get out!
00:24:27You have no idea what it's like to spend five years in the pound.
00:24:31To lose your gang.
00:24:33And to run in the middle of nowhere.
00:24:38Just you wait and see.
00:24:41Get off.
00:24:43Rex!
00:24:44Rex!
00:24:49Why is this happening?
00:24:51What did we do to deserve this?
00:24:52Hey, you, don't just stand there.
00:24:54It's game time.
00:24:55Everyone calm down.
00:24:56We'll figure this out.
00:24:57You just gotta let me think.
00:24:58Yeah, well, you might wanna get on that before we crash in Toro City.
00:25:01No, no, no, no.
00:25:02I know the whole route of the train by heart,
00:25:04and we're not gonna crash in Toro City.
00:25:07No, we're gonna crash way before then.
00:25:09Right here on this bridge.
00:25:11What?
00:25:13Oh, yeah.
00:25:14You see, when you cross the Devil's Bridge,
00:25:16there's a very strict speed limit.
00:25:18And since our train is so heavy and going too fast,
00:25:20we're gonna cause big vibrations on the rails,
00:25:22which will damage the pylons, causing the bridge to collapse,
00:25:24and then the train will explode.
00:25:29And then we all die. You're welcome.
00:25:32But, but we can't let that happen.
00:25:34There's gotta be something we can do.
00:25:35There might be.
00:25:36If the train was lighter, we might be able to cross,
00:25:38but we'd have to detach at least half of the train cars.
00:25:41Oh, I know what we can do.
00:25:43See, we're at the back of the train,
00:25:44but if we can move up to car number eight,
00:25:46we could detach the cars between first class and economy.
00:25:48Oh, well, we don't have to pass the economy, do we?
00:25:52Yes, it's the only way to safely detach the cars
00:25:54so that we can cross the bridge without it collapsing and killing us all.
00:25:57That sounds like a great plan.
00:25:58Yeah, except we're all still locked in cages,
00:26:00and the key is all the way in the next car.
00:26:05Whoa.
00:26:11But, you could go through that trap door and get the key for us.
00:26:18And with all your special falcon abilities, it should be a piece of cake.
00:26:22Oh, yeah, yeah, surely, with all my special falcon abilities.
00:26:24But, I mean, it does sound a little dangerous, doesn't it?
00:26:26We're begging you. Please save our babies.
00:26:29Me too. You gotta help us.
00:26:30We're counting on you.
00:26:31You're the only one of us who can do this.
00:26:33Yeah, come on.
00:26:34Yeah, okay. I suppose I can give it a try.
00:26:36Are you guys serious?
00:26:37You really want to trust this common thief to save us all?
00:26:40Common? Me?
00:26:41I'll show you, Grandpa.
00:26:50Uh, everything okay, Mr. Falcon?
00:26:52Oh, yeah. Easy peasy.
00:26:54Huh.
00:26:57Yeah, go on, Falcon.
00:26:59At this speed, you're gonna end up like roadkill.
00:27:13Nice going, Falcon. Everyone's lives are in your stupid hands.
00:27:17And this is a golden opportunity to have more food than we ever had on Christmas.
00:27:20Yeah, come out to the coast, we'll hang out, have a few laughs.
00:27:24Only thing, you'll have to crawl underneath a runaway train at full speed.
00:27:28What?
00:27:29Huh?
00:27:31What is it?
00:27:35Sorry.
00:27:40I love those children
00:27:42Hm?
00:27:44Hehehe.
00:27:46Hey!
00:28:02Yes!
00:28:16Hey!
00:28:39It feels like he's been gone a long time, doesn't it?
00:28:42Exactly.
00:28:43I wouldn't put it past him to take this opportunity to escape.
00:28:59Oh, you're awesome!
00:29:01I told you. Easy peasy.
00:29:03Now, who wants out?
00:29:05Alright, it's not bad for a thief, huh?
00:29:07I think an apology is an order?
00:29:08Okay, everyone gets lucky sometime.
00:29:11Now get me out of this cage. I'll take things from here.
00:29:14Oh, hold on there, Sexarch.
00:29:16I'm not sure you're in the best position to be barking out orders.
00:29:19I'm in a better position than some low-life thug like you.
00:29:22Hey, it was that low-life thug that got us out of these cages.
00:29:25He's the only reason that we still have a chance of surviving.
00:29:28Sure, he boarded his train illegally. He's acting very suspicious and is clearly hiding something.
00:29:33But it's because of this criminal that we're-
00:29:34Thank you. Thank you very much. We all get it.
00:29:37Okay, Rex, I'll let you out.
00:29:39Out of the question.
00:29:54I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but you can't possibly believe I hacked this train all by myself.
00:30:00In fact, I think it's time I thank the person who was with me from the beginning.
00:30:04The guy who made all of this possible.
00:30:10We can't listen to that psychopath!
00:30:13What?
00:30:15Listen, guys. He's just trying to get in our heads.
00:30:17We all need to stick together.
00:30:23Oh, you wanna play, Falcon?
00:30:25Alright, let's play.
00:30:38Alright, forget about that weirdo. We need to find a way to-
00:30:51Don't worry! I'll catch you!
00:31:01Hey! We gotta move!
00:31:09Quick! Get out of there!
00:31:11Hurry up!
00:31:25Why are you spying on me? Who's paying you? Who do you work for, huh?
00:31:32No, you're not gonna talk, huh?
00:31:34Where are you going? Stop moving around!
00:31:36Get out of there!
00:31:47Get out of there!
00:31:52Don't worry about me!
00:31:54I'm all good!
00:31:55Get out of there!
00:32:16Hi, Mr. Greyhound. What's your name?
00:32:21Victor.
00:32:21Well, thanks for letting me out, Victor. My name's Anna.
00:32:25Oh! Very nice to make your acquaintance.
00:32:28Hey! Hurry up back there! We gotta go!
00:32:33Hmm. That snake looks very familiar.
00:32:37I'm sure I've seen her on social media before. Do you know about social media?
00:32:40Yes, unfortunately.
00:32:43Ah, thank you. What was your name again?
00:32:45Candy. But listen, I didn't pick it.
00:32:47We can pick?!
00:32:56Oh, that was something.
00:32:58Hey, Leo! Those were some slick laterals!
00:33:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Interference!
00:33:02Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:33:04Okay, so just a recap. You're seeing some psycho half the train as some kind of scheme to get back
00:33:08at the old dog who arrested him?
00:33:09Right! What's next? You gonna say the Earth is round? Ha! I'm not that gullible!
00:33:14All right, is everyone here? Then let's head to car eight!
00:33:17Hey! Who put you in charge, huh?
00:33:19Okay, smart guy. What's your plan?
00:33:21Uh, let's all head to car eight!
00:33:23Right.
00:33:25Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
00:33:28I can't believe this forgotten again!
00:33:32Hello!
00:33:35Huh?
00:33:43For once, I actually got lucky.
00:33:46Looks like someone's lost their touch.
00:33:48So damn fine!
00:33:49Yeah, cause you did so much better.
00:33:50Guys, you're both great, okay?
00:33:51Seems like you're all barking.
00:33:52Guys, I'm okay!
00:33:54You really wanna see me bite something?
00:33:55Excuse me!
00:33:56Can't you kiss my tail, Rexy?
00:33:57You don't have a tail when I'm through with you.
00:33:59Oh, no!
00:34:04Water! Water! Water! Water! Water!
00:34:06Water!
00:34:07Excuse me! Excuse me! Coming through!
00:34:09Out of the way! Move! This is an emergency!
00:34:14Water!
00:34:14Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!
00:34:15Whoa!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:17Where are you going?
00:34:18Hey!
00:34:19Don't leave me in the toilet!
00:34:21What were you thinking?
00:34:22There's a sink right there!
00:34:24Huh?
00:34:30Don't get me out! This is vinegar!
00:34:33Sorry, pal. It's all I can find.
00:34:39So humiliating.
00:34:50Huh?
00:34:55Why aren't you guys moving?
00:34:59This is bad. I really don't wanna be Peking Duck.
00:35:02Yeah, it's too dangerous.
00:35:04We'll have to find another way to get off this train.
00:35:06Yeah, how do we do that, officer?
00:35:07My plan is actually much simpler.
00:35:08We go back to our car and find a way to detach it.
00:35:11It'll stop on its own, and then we'll all get off safely.
00:35:15But, Mr. Police Dog, we're going too fast.
00:35:17If we detach the last car, it'll likely derail and crash.
00:35:20Then we're all gonna die.
00:35:22Yeah, but if we go on like this, we'll all be charred broiled.
00:35:27Listen up. Don't worry. It's just a little fire.
00:35:30If I can do it, then you guys can do it too.
00:35:32Yeah, we're following Falcon!
00:35:33I'm not gonna let societal norms dictate my life ever again!
00:35:37No, sir!
00:35:37Hello?
00:35:39Hello?
00:35:40Hello?
00:35:41Come on.
00:35:46Watch it!
00:35:47Huh?
00:35:54Candy!
00:35:57It's okay, Randy.
00:35:58I'm spry!
00:36:07It's okay, Randy.
00:36:08Look! They made it!
00:36:09Let's go!
00:36:13Excuse me.
00:36:27Come on, Coco! You got this!
00:36:31I do what I can!
00:36:33Why don't you just fly?
00:36:35I don't know how to fly!
00:36:39I never learned how!
00:36:48Coco?
00:36:51I made it!
00:36:55See that? You were almost flying!
00:36:57Almost!
00:36:59It's lucky we weren't following you!
00:37:00We would've been sucked out!
00:37:02Are you kidding me?!
00:37:03If you had to waste so much time, we'd all be safely across!
00:37:06Um, maybe this isn't the best time to be fighting?
00:37:08The car's about to break apart, and if you're still over there, it'll go off the rails, and then you're
00:37:12also gonna-
00:37:12And we'll all die, we know!
00:37:13Exactly!
00:37:14But right now, there's a massive hole in the middle of the car, so we need to find another way!
00:37:18Wait, Rex! I've got an idea!
00:37:29Come on! You need to move!
00:37:31All right, I'll be right behind you!
00:37:34Don't worry, Momo! We'll see you in the end zone!
00:37:37Come on, follow me!
00:37:40Come on!
00:37:42Come on!
00:37:42Come on!
00:37:43Come on!
00:37:43Hey, look out!
00:37:49What just happened?
00:37:50What just happened?
00:37:51You just scored a touchdown, Leo!
00:37:52What was incredible!
00:37:53All right, come on, you guys! You can do it!
00:37:55Our turn, Jimmy!
00:37:57Huh?
00:38:03Be careful, Janice!
00:38:13Okay, Jimmy! Let the cosmos guide you!
00:38:16Go!
00:38:19I can't do it! I don't think my stars are aligned on this one!
00:38:23What?
00:38:23Dad, you know how sometimes the stars are out of alignment, and we have no choice but to accept our
00:38:28predetermined fate, and I know that's against our nature, but I think you have to face reality here.
00:38:33I'm sorry it has to be like this, Janice! Just please tell my babies how much I love them! How
00:38:39all I wanted to be was a dad!
00:38:40You can tell them that yourself!
00:38:42But, uh, how did I, uh, uh...
00:38:44Hey, Vulcan! Toss Momo over here!
00:38:47Okay!
00:38:51We're always going deep too quickly practicing!
00:38:54Quick, quick!
00:38:55Go on, it's your turn!
00:38:57Wouldn't it be possible to find a slightly larger walkway?
00:39:00We don't have time to waste!
00:39:01Ooh! Hey! Come now! You can't just go grabbing tails like that!
00:39:10Come on, Victor! It's all about willpower!
00:39:18What are you doing? We have to keep moving!
00:39:20I don't think I can!
00:39:21Focus on something else!
00:39:23Focus on what?
00:39:24Look at my butt!
00:39:26Huh?
00:39:26You want me to look at your butt?
00:39:28Yeah! Eyes on my butt!
00:39:33Look at his butt! Only his butt! Follow his butt! Follow his butt! Follow his butt!
00:39:48Hold on, Victor!
00:39:54If you fall, I fall.
00:40:08See, we had your back.
00:40:10Thank you, missy.
00:40:11Oh, call me Anna.
00:40:14I told you, if we'd stayed in that car, we'd all be safe now.
00:40:19Well...
00:40:26Hey, Maggie, with two less cars, we should be lighter now.
00:40:29Do you think we're okay?
00:40:30No, not quite yet.
00:40:31To get across the bridge, we have to detach at least half the cars.
00:40:34Okay, Maggie, let's do it.
00:40:36Come on.
00:40:41You're out of your cage now, Rex.
00:40:43But I'm still the one in charge here.
00:40:46Hmm, that snake really reminds me of someone.
00:40:49Me too.
00:40:51Oh, I know!
00:40:52It's her!
00:40:53I remember now!
00:40:54What's that, though?
00:40:55You're Anna!
00:40:56Anna Konda!
00:40:57All right, and her owner is DJ Konda, the Rap Game Bosses!
00:41:07Yeah, yeah.
00:41:09Wearing scales and swag, no doubt you'll be impressed with this.
00:41:12If y'all have rocked the S's, close your ears or hear the hiss.
00:41:14We're the kings of the Rap Game, of the flows and of the hooks.
00:41:17Cold blood in all veins, no fear, don't do it.
00:41:19Give us dirty looks.
00:41:20Yeah, we moving smooth like boa, like Salone and Korra.
00:41:23Spitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the core.
00:41:25Our blood is cool, cool, cool as ice.
00:41:27I'm fool, fool, fool with us.
00:41:28We're Slytherin and spitting phantom rounds up tight like denim.
00:41:31Stay in reptile, calm.
00:41:32Live the dream.
00:41:34Stay in reptile, calm.
00:41:35Hands up, scream.
00:41:36For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:39For us cool reffies, we rap all night.
00:41:42For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:44Mm-hmm.
00:41:46Uh, yeah, calm and cool, sure, sure, but, uh, we need to move?
00:41:49For us cool reffies, we rap all night.
00:41:52For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:58You see, Chuck, suplex is muy importante to any workout.
00:42:01No, you'll never get that spinning patada.
00:42:03Yeah, yeah.
00:42:04Ah, look, he's back.
00:42:06Hey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
00:42:09What's this, I'm hearing about the train?
00:42:11Is Maurice okay?
00:42:12It's Falcon, not Maurice.
00:42:14Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:42:15Silencio.
00:42:16I want to hear this.
00:42:17According to our sources, the train is totally out of control, and the railway is completely overwhelmed, as there doesn't
00:42:23seem to be any way to stop or even slow down the train, which is crossing into an area of
00:42:27dangerous and unstable tracks.
00:42:29Don't go anywhere.
00:42:30Seems to be more and more inevitable.
00:42:31Oh, Maurice.
00:42:32In a few moments, members of our news team will bring us live aerial footage of what's sure to be
00:42:37a must-see explosion.
00:42:39Huh?
00:42:40Hey, Rico, where you going?
00:42:42Rico!
00:42:44Johnson, what took you so long?
00:42:46We're running behind.
00:42:47Sorry, Johnson, I screwed up.
00:42:49I went to the wrong floor.
00:42:50You're unreal, Johnson.
00:42:53Oh, hold on, Maurice, I'm coming.
00:43:05Okay, five more cars.
00:43:10Oh!
00:43:11Hmm?
00:43:28Hmm?
00:43:30Hmm?
00:43:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:12There it is, Johnson.
00:45:13I see the train.
00:45:14Try to keep us level so I can frame it.
00:45:16I'll do my best, Johnson, but it's windy up here.
00:45:19As you can see, the car carrying the animals was destroyed,
00:45:21but a few of them seem to have made their way to the front.
00:45:24Seems so, Michael.
00:45:25Imagine how frightened those poor animals must be.
00:45:27Amigos, I think I saw Falcon.
00:45:29He's alive.
00:45:30Thankfully, there's no humans on board.
00:45:35Maggie.
00:45:35As you can see in the distance,
00:45:37the train is rapidly approaching the Devil's Bridge.
00:45:42Hold on tight, everyone.
00:45:43Mr. Falcon, we've got to detach the cars right now.
00:45:46Okay, everyone, get ready.
00:45:48You sure you can cheer this, Grandpa?
00:45:50Fool!
00:46:05Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:46:44Come on, come on, come on.
00:46:50Now this is a show!
00:46:53How's that, Johnson?
00:46:55Did you get it?
00:46:56Oh, no, I can't get focused with all these jolts.
00:46:59Oh, Johnson, you're not going to believe this.
00:47:06What's happening?
00:47:07The train's slipping!
00:47:10What are we going to do?
00:47:17Hold on!
00:47:24Oh!
00:47:25Some sugar!
00:47:29Wendy!
00:47:30Go!
00:47:50They're alive! Come on, Coco!
00:47:57You got it, Coco! You're almost there!
00:48:01Keep going! You're going to make it!
00:48:04You're so close!
00:48:05I can't do it!
00:48:20Hey, Johnson!
00:48:22Do you think we can go back and grab another camera?
00:48:24Good idea, Johnson! Let's go!
00:48:26We'll head back to the studio!
00:48:38I can't believe it! We made it!
00:48:40Good work! We made it, everybody!
00:48:43Oh, Coco! I was just so scared!
00:48:46Me too!
00:48:51Oh, sorry!
00:48:52We might actually have a shot of getting out of this thing alive!
00:48:55You said it, Gramps!
00:48:58We may have a shot of surviving, but we're still on course to crash in Toro City!
00:49:03He's right! And we're still picking up speed!
00:49:05So if we all want to stay in one piece, there's only one way!
00:49:07We have to get up to the control car and hit the brakes manually!
00:49:11Because if we can't, we're all gonna die!
00:49:15Relax, everyone! Death is just another part of life!
00:49:18That's not gonna happen! We can do this!
00:49:20Yeah, you just gotta trust us!
00:49:31The crash is still right on schedule!
00:49:35And up next, a compilation of the best train videos!
00:49:39Hi there, Mama!
00:49:41Choo-choo!
00:49:54Jeez, if we keep showing this garbage, we'll be cancelled before we know it!
00:50:02Hmm...
00:50:02Wait a sec. I think I've got an idea.
00:50:08Maurice! You're going too fast!
00:50:40Close one! Thanks, old-timer!
00:50:41Yeah! Lucky I was here!
00:50:44Let's go!
00:50:46Wait! That isn't a bullet!
00:50:53Yeah, it wasn't actually a bullet that hurt my ear.
00:50:56So you were lying to us?
00:50:57No, I wasn't lying. I just exaggerated the story a little bit.
00:51:02So, can we go now?
00:51:03But we trusted you with our lives!
00:51:05Go on, Falcon! Tell everyone the truth!
00:51:07Both! You owe them that much!
00:51:11Okay. I never actually got shot. I did this to myself when I was little.
00:51:16Because one day, I was dying of thirst, and I stole a soda can that had been shaken up.
00:51:21And when I opened it, it went like a bullet!
00:51:25And it hit my ear!
00:51:27And it really did hurt!
00:51:29And it also wasn't really a falcon who saved me.
00:51:34It was a pigeon.
00:51:35Ew, that's just what we needed. A pigeon.
00:51:38Falcon, pigeon. What else are you hiding?
00:51:40Once a liar, always a liar.
00:51:42And you lied to us about other things, right, Falcon?
00:51:45No. That's all there is.
00:51:46You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon.
00:51:48I realized something was up when you destroyed the TV.
00:51:51Hans was about to give you up.
00:51:52It's not what you think.
00:51:54My suspicions were confirmed with the food supply.
00:51:56You were planning on nabbing all of it.
00:51:58That's not true. I was...
00:51:59You helped Hans hijack this train.
00:52:01What?
00:52:01You're his accomplice. You put all of our lives at risk.
00:52:04But I had no idea that Hans was a psychopath who wanted to kill us all.
00:52:08He promised me a real Christmas with all my friends at the station.
00:52:11We were only supposed to hijack the train to get the food. That was the plan.
00:52:16So you admit this was all your fault?
00:52:19Falcon? You helped him hijack the train?
00:52:21Well, why would you do that?
00:52:23Because my friends and I don't have owners who feed and give us shelter on Christmas.
00:52:27Well, now none of us get Christmas.
00:52:29Hey, you're the one Hans was after. It's your fault we're all here.
00:52:32I was only doing my job. But you, Falcon, you betrayed us.
00:52:39Maybe you had your reasons, but look where they got us.
00:52:42Fine. But even if I am responsible for this mess, I'm stuck here too, which means we need to work
00:52:47together.
00:52:49Okay, that's it. Bye-bye.
00:52:59Falcon!
00:53:07Happy trails, Falcon.
00:53:12Oh, no. Falcon. It can't be.
00:53:18Falcon.
00:53:21How are we supposed to get through this now?
00:53:32Maggie, I know it's hard, but we have no choice. We have to keep going. And I'm really going to
00:53:37need you.
00:53:37Maggie, I know it's hard, but we have no choice. We have to keep going. And I'm really going to
00:53:37need you.
00:54:06You all wait here.
00:54:07It'll be safer that way.
00:54:13Don't lose hope. Maggie and I are going to stop this train.
00:54:27Huh? Huh? I'm alive? Where am I?
00:54:35No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:38What are you, huh?
00:54:43You allerez關 me.
00:54:46Go up.
00:54:49No!
00:55:23Judy, you can fly, right?
00:55:26Save yourself while there's still time.
00:55:28No, Coco. I'm staying with you.
00:55:30We're in this together.
00:55:31I second that. I've never abandoned my teammates.
00:55:33In the football world, we don't leave friends on the field.
00:55:36We fight till the end of the last quarter.
00:55:39Janice, will you still love me in the afterlife?
00:55:41Mm-hmm. Of course.
00:55:47Oh, my owner deleted all our pictures on social media.
00:55:51She's being manipulated. But by who?
00:55:54Oh, stop it, Randy.
00:55:55Your owner was just using you to boost her social media following.
00:55:59Really? Why would you say that?
00:56:00Because my owner was using me too. Here, look.
00:56:04Hey there, Candy fans, and shout-out to my 400,000 new followers.
00:56:08It's awesome. It's terrible.
00:56:10Oh, Candy, why must you be stuck on that doomed train?
00:56:14I miss you so much.
00:56:16Here's a little dedication I made for you.
00:56:18Heads up!
00:56:22Surprise!
00:56:24Oh, Candy, will we ever see each other again?
00:56:27And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share this video.
00:56:31See you all soon!
00:56:33Well, at least he didn't replace you.
00:56:35I actually would have preferred that.
00:56:36Hmm, let's see if there's news on our train.
00:56:41Please welcome, live in the studio, Lisa, whose pet cat is on the runaway train.
00:56:46Is that right, Lisa?
00:56:47Yes, her name's Maggie, and I adopted her when she was just a kitten.
00:56:52And you're terrified you're going to watch her die, is that right?
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:56We're scared too, Lisa, as I'm sure our many viewers are as well.
00:57:00Don't cry, sweetheart. As soon as the train is clear of the mountains, you'll go with Cynthia and our helicopter
00:57:05to rescue Maggie.
00:57:06Sound good?
00:57:07Yes, thank you so much for helping me save her.
00:57:16Oh, no!
00:57:25Maggie! Help me out of here!
00:57:30Maggie! Maggie!
00:57:32Huh? Where's that kitty going?
00:57:34Maggie, come back! What are you doing up there?
00:57:36I'm doing my falcon when I'm done!
00:57:43Come on!
00:57:45You can do it, Maggie!
00:57:47Ah!
00:57:53You're not that smart if you think I'm going to let you stop my train.
00:57:57Ah!
00:57:58Let me...
00:57:59Oh!
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:02Oh!
00:58:03Oh!
00:58:04Oh!
00:58:05Oh!
00:58:05Oh!
00:58:11Oh!
00:58:12Oh!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:23Rico?
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:24But what are you doing here?
00:58:26I saw the train on the nose and I was really worried!
00:58:29You okay?
00:58:30No.
00:58:31No, I'm not okay.
00:58:33This whole thing is my fault.
00:58:39You were right. I should have listened instead of trying to be a falcon.
00:58:56You know, this is the most incredible story we've ever seen. How lucky are we, right?
00:59:00Yeah, Cynthia. He's right. And let me just tell you, it's a real privilege to have you here in the
00:59:04field.
00:59:05Oh, yeah. And this adorable little girl trying to save her cat, it's going to be the highlight of our
00:59:09career.
00:59:11Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's all going to be very moving, I have no doubt.
00:59:18So, Cynthia, is everything on track?
00:59:19You got it, Michael. So far, so good.
00:59:21Ah, that little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold.
00:59:25It's the perfect boost for both of our careers. I'm sick of stupid, boring local news.
00:59:30Yeah, preach into the choir, Cynthia.
00:59:31Excuse me?
00:59:32I'll call you back.
00:59:33Are we almost there?
00:59:35Yes, Lisa. Just a few more minutes.
00:59:59Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
01:00:03Hey, superstars.
01:00:05Listen up, guys. Falcon isn't here anymore. And now Rex and Maggie are in danger. We gotta huddle up.
01:00:10But that's not our rule.
01:00:11We'd never play the part of the hero.
01:00:13Hey, don't give me that garbage. Just because you haven't played heroes yet don't mean that you can't.
01:00:18Honestly, guys, you have so much potential. Aren't you sick and tired of seeing your C-listers, mascots, and day
01:00:23players?
01:00:24Yes, sick of it.
01:00:26Don't you see the opportunity in front of you? Today is not an audition. Today, my friends, is your big
01:00:31break.
01:00:32So let's kick some butt, like all heroes do. Quack, quack. Quack, quack.
01:00:45Oh, no. I'm coming, Maggie.
01:00:54Oh, no. I'm coming, Maggie.
01:01:17No one stops my train.
01:01:27Maggie, go! I said let me go!
01:01:30Hold on, Maggie!
01:01:33What do you say we go see my old friend, Rex?
01:01:37Let me go, you big, mean bully!
01:01:40No one's getting in.
01:01:50Ah! I never should have listened to Hans! None of this would have happened! No one would be in danger!
01:01:55I'm so stupid!
01:01:57Ah, stop! Oh!
01:01:59Oh!
01:02:01Hey, Maurice! Maurice! Hey! Falcon!
01:02:04No, Rico, you're right. My name is Maurice.
01:02:07Yeah, yeah, whatever. But come see. The trains headed down the valley!
01:02:10What? What are you talking about?
01:02:11Just take a look. There! You still have time to save them!
01:02:14No, I can't save anyone. All I ever do is mess everything up.
01:02:18I'm not a falcon. I'm just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:23All right, fine. Maybe you are just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:27But that dumb little pigeon is brave, and he never hesitates for a second to help others.
01:02:31And that's why I've always been so proud of you.
01:02:34You... you really mean that?
01:02:37Maurice, of course I really mean it.
01:02:38And as you well know, a pigeon never leaves a friend behind.
01:02:42So what are you waiting for? Get over there, son!
01:02:45Okay, but how do I get back on the train?
01:02:47You'll figure it out, like you always do. You always find a way.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:57Huh?
01:02:59Hey.
01:03:28Falcon?
01:03:29Yes, Anna. We all miss him.
01:03:32No, take a look. That's Falcon right there.
01:03:34Huh? He's a man!
01:03:36Whoa!
01:03:38Whoa!
01:03:51Let her go.
01:03:53This is between you and me.
01:03:55You want me to let her go, Rex?
01:03:59Okay.
01:03:59Okay?
01:04:05Magic!
01:04:18Come on!
01:04:30Rex! Help me!
01:04:33Coming!
01:04:35Yeah, go on! Go save her!
01:04:38Hold on tight!
01:04:45How about we have a little fun, Rex?
01:04:48This is for not remembering me!
01:04:51This is because you broke up my gang!
01:04:56And this is for those five years I smashed at the pound!
01:05:03Flag of the plank!
01:05:04Think we'd let you win that easily?
01:05:06Yeah, you have no idea who you're messing with!
01:05:09Attack!
01:05:10Attack!
01:05:12Yeah! Tackle!
01:05:28That's it, you guys! It's a thought pile! That's it! A-Word!
01:05:32Work as a unit!
01:05:33Work!
01:05:43All right, here thing's over!
01:05:45Work, work!
01:05:45Squawk, quawk!
01:05:50Um, um, um, um, um, um, uh...
01:06:04Uh!
01:06:04Uh!
01:06:04Uh!
01:06:05Uh!
01:06:08Huh!
01:06:09Uh!
01:06:11Uh!
01:06:12Uh!
01:06:13Uh!
01:06:23Hey guys, what'd I miss?
01:06:25I can't believe it. You're alive.
01:06:28Yeah, well, I'm a survivor.
01:06:31Falcon, look out behind you!
01:06:35I'm really sorry I got you all into this mess.
01:06:38But since I got us into it, I'm gonna get us out of it.
01:06:42Falcon!
01:06:42So maybe I am just a poor, stupid pigeon.
01:06:45You know what?
01:06:47A pigeon never leaves a friend behind.
01:06:50You guys, stay there.
01:06:55Okay, I think you owe me a little explanation, Hans.
01:06:58Whoa.
01:07:03Whoa.
01:07:16Uggh.
01:07:24Aah!
01:07:25Aah!
01:07:27Oh!
01:07:28No!
01:08:13Almost there.
01:08:14I don't think so. You're not going anywhere.
01:08:18You're out of luck. You picked on the wrong pigeon.
01:08:29Nobody is stopping my train!
01:08:33Well, where the devil of U3B?
01:08:36Oh, it was a blowout.
01:08:38We really took it to that scumbag badger.
01:08:40You should have seen Leo.
01:08:41He was bouncing around blindsiding him.
01:08:44Bim bam boom, bim bam boom.
01:08:45And Momo, he was raining down pickles like pine nuts.
01:08:53Would you just stop moving?
01:08:55The problem was that in the fourth quarter,
01:08:58Hands bounced back and came to play.
01:09:00We thought we were on a hot streak.
01:09:02But he cooled us down.
01:09:04Okay, so basically it didn't help at all.
01:09:06On the contrary.
01:09:07Without them, Maggie and I wouldn't be here right now.
01:09:10Our destinies are predetermined by the stars.
01:09:13What's meant to be is meant to be.
01:09:15We are but small bits of dust floating through this plane.
01:09:18Servants to an unavoidable fate.
01:09:20There's no point fighting it.
01:09:21No point fighting it?
01:09:23No point fighting it?
01:09:25That's it, Jimmy.
01:09:26I've had enough of your stupid philosophical trash.
01:09:28It's easy to hide behind the cosmos
01:09:30and avoid facing your problems.
01:09:32Let's roll over and wait for our inevitable death.
01:09:35Is that really the lesson you want to teach our kids?
01:09:38But...
01:09:44So, where's Falcon?
01:09:49Calm down, Hans.
01:09:50Remember this morning?
01:09:53We worked together.
01:09:54We were a team.
01:09:55We're basically friends.
01:09:57We can work something out.
01:09:59You're saying you want to be on my team again?
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:03And help me get rid of Rex?
01:10:05Eh...
01:10:05No!
01:10:13Hey, Cynthia!
01:10:14There's animals on top of the train!
01:10:16Go on!
01:10:16Start filming!
01:10:17As you can see, there appear to be two small animals on the roof of the train.
01:10:22They seem to be trying to escape.
01:10:25There he is!
01:10:26There on the roof!
01:10:27It's Falcon!
01:10:28He's okay!
01:10:29But, uh...
01:10:30What's he doing?
01:10:31He looks like he's fighting a badger.
01:10:32I told you there was a bad guy on that train!
01:10:34Get him, Falcon!
01:10:35And don't forget, Kraken!
01:10:37Always Kraken!
01:10:38Kraken!
01:10:38He's some licks!
01:10:39The Force!
01:10:45Get him, Falcon!
01:10:46Show him what happens when you mess with a pigeon!
01:10:50Okay, what is this?
01:10:52Que pasa?
01:10:53Rico?
01:10:53What's he doing there?
01:10:54Get out of the way, Rico!
01:10:55We've got a fight to watch!
01:10:57Uh, Johnson?
01:10:58You won't believe this, but a pigeon is stuck to the camera!
01:11:00Whoa!
01:11:02Ah!
01:11:03And I think he left a souvenir!
01:11:06Whoa!
01:11:06Falcon's really in deep doo-doo!
01:11:08I apologize to our viewers for this technical error!
01:11:11Oh, yes!
01:11:12I'm learning the railway company may have found a solution to avoid a crash in Toro City!
01:11:18Yeah!
01:11:19It appears the train will be diverted to a deserted area where it can crash safely!
01:11:26Hmm...
01:11:28Stay with us!
01:11:30A catastrophe is imminent!
01:11:32Bring us down to the crash site!
01:11:34Quickly!
01:11:34Hurry up and clean that camera lens!
01:11:44Come on, Song!
01:11:45Get up!
01:11:46I'm trying, Rico!
01:11:47You can do it!
01:11:48I believe in you!
01:11:49You'll never crack at the pressure!
01:11:51When it's time to fight, there's only one technique that works!
01:11:54The Kraken!
01:11:55Get up!
01:11:57Kraken!
01:11:58Kraken!
01:11:59No!
01:11:59The Force!
01:12:00Suplex!
01:12:01No!
01:12:01Kraken!
01:12:02The Force!
01:12:03Suplex!
01:12:04Kraken!
01:12:05The Force!
01:12:07Suplex!
01:12:09Kraken!
01:12:10Force!
01:12:10Suplex!
01:12:11Kraken!
01:12:12Force!
01:12:12Suplex!
01:12:13Kraken!
01:12:15Don't let my gun!
01:12:20Don't touch my dad!
01:12:22Don't touch my dad!
01:12:24Suplex!
01:12:25I'm cracking!
01:12:35It's over, Hans!
01:12:36You've lost!
01:12:38You're right, Falcon.
01:12:39You beat me.
01:12:42Oopsies!
01:12:54We're here, Cynthia.
01:12:55This is the estimated crash site.
01:12:57Yeah, but Johnson, if it crashes, how are we gonna film the little girl getting her
01:13:00cat back?
01:13:01We can worry about that later!
01:13:05I wouldn't count on Falcon saving your sorry butts!
01:13:09You won't be seeing him again!
01:13:10For the rest of you, your next stop is death!
01:13:14Death is simply the next...
01:13:16From now on, you'll never forget the name Hans!
01:13:23Oh, there's a switch!
01:13:25Well, I guess the only thing left to say is, good crash!
01:13:29No!
01:13:31No one's crashing here!
01:13:34Jimmy!
01:13:35Especially not my babies!
01:13:37Hippie Kai!
01:13:37Ha!ha!
01:13:38Ah!
01:13:40Ah!
01:13:41Ugh!
01:13:48Look!
01:13:50It's
01:13:50coming! Ugh!
01:13:55Oh!
01:13:58Yeah,
01:14:00yeah! Oh!
01:14:03Oh!
01:14:07Jimmy!
01:14:09Jimmy! Go!
01:14:12Jimmy!
01:14:13Jimmy!
01:14:21Peace and love!
01:14:35You saved our lives.
01:14:37Really? I don't know. Came over me.
01:14:39Are you kidding me? This story's never gonna end.
01:14:43Hey, Cynthia, the train's back on course to Toro City. What do we do?
01:14:46Don't worry, Michael. We've got a big head start.
01:14:49We'll be first on the scene and have front row seats to the crash.
01:14:53Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned because in just a few minutes we'll bring you exclusive footage of the upcoming crash.
01:14:59I have a bad feeling about this. It's over.
01:15:03We can't stop it. Hang on tight. Hang on tight!
01:15:18Hey, hey. You all right, son?
01:15:22Yeah.
01:15:27Okay, we're perfectly steady. How you doing, Johnson?
01:15:30Johnson, I'm ready. Lens clean, batteries charged. You'll be back with your cat real soon.
01:15:35Yes, yes, yes. Try and stay focused.
01:15:56All right, here we go. Come on, Falcon.
01:16:09Oh, look at that!
01:16:14Oh, look at that!
01:16:43There! There's the train!
01:16:45Listen up, you two. Right after the crash, make sure you get footage of the kid crying.
01:16:49All right, but then when are we getting the reunion?
01:16:51Huh? Oh, no. Johnson, you won't believe this. There's a problem with the battery.
01:16:56No!
01:17:00It's going down! Falcon got to the brakes! Hold on!
01:17:04Yeah! Hold on tight! I mean...
01:17:07Huh? Watch out!
01:17:19I didn't want to die in economy!
01:17:22May hope!
01:17:24May hope!
01:17:33Hold on tight!
01:17:35Help us!
01:17:41Please! Let it go!
01:17:43No!
01:17:48No!
01:17:55Oh, my God.
01:18:27Oh, my God.
01:18:32Falcon. Falcon. Falcon.
01:18:43So, not bad for a pigeon, huh?
01:18:47That's my boy.
01:18:48That's my son.
01:18:54Falcon, I gotta say you're the bravest thief I've ever met in my whole career.
01:18:58You mean your very long career?
01:19:00Yeah.
01:19:02Huh? You should probably get out of here.
01:19:04They'll take you straight to the pound.
01:19:06Thanks, Rex. And thank you, Maggie. Couldn't have done it without you.
01:19:18Falcon!
01:19:22Don't worry, Maggie. I'll see you soon. Promise.
01:19:32I'll see you all soon.
01:19:47Oh, I'm so happy to see you again.
01:19:51You haven't seen the last of me, Rex.
01:19:53Whatever you say. Sorry, what's your name again?
01:19:56Oh, come on. You gotta be kidding me. Hans. My name is Hans. It's not even a hard name to
01:20:01remember. My aunt picked it out for me.
01:20:03You brat! I missed out on the biggest story of my life because of you. They'd have talked about this
01:20:09for months, maybe even years if you hadn't messed with the camera.
01:20:12Oh, don't you worry. They'll definitely be talking about you for a while.
01:20:16That little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold.
01:20:18It's the perfect boost for both of our careers. I'm sick of boring local news.
01:20:22You're preaching to the choir, Cynthia.
01:20:24Right after the crash, make sure you get footage of the kid crying. If you release any of that footage,
01:20:29I will single-handedly destroy you. Understood?
01:20:31I'd never do that.
01:20:32Tell me you're getting this.
01:20:34Yeah, I got it. I found a spare battery.
01:20:36Hey, what are you doing?
01:20:37We're filming the reunion, Cynthia.
01:20:39Uh, are you filming?
01:20:40Oh, this isn't good.
01:20:43Oh, Johnson, this reunion is amazing.
01:20:46Johnson, you're one heck of a cameraman.
01:20:48Oh, stop it.
01:20:54Candy, where should we go? We can't just go back to our owners.
01:20:57Yeah, you're right.
01:21:00Oh, hey, wait. I have an idea.
01:21:02What?
01:21:03Meow.
01:21:05Meow.
01:21:08Meow.
01:21:10Meow.
01:21:10Hey, aren't you both adorable?
01:21:13You all alone?
01:21:14Quack quack!
01:21:15Quack quack!
01:21:16Quack quack!
01:21:17Quack quack!
01:21:17Quack quack!
01:21:17Quack quack!
01:21:17Quack quack!
01:21:18Well now, looks like I found two new teammates.
01:21:22I think they're coming real soon.
01:21:24My little quinoa.
01:21:38We didn't do too bad in the end, did we?
01:21:41No!
01:21:43Uh, well, it'll be a long walk back.
01:21:46Yeah, and no, Christmas feast this year, I guess.
01:21:48Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.
01:21:50You always end up finding a way.
01:21:53Actually, I hadn't mentioned it yet,
01:21:55but I may have a lead on a job at the Bay City Airport.
01:21:58Huh? What?
01:21:59You're joking, right?
01:21:59You want to rob airports now?
01:22:01Well, you're on your own.
01:22:03I'm a bad flyer.
01:22:05Don't stress, Rico.
01:22:06This job's a piece of cake.
01:22:07Yeah, yeah.
01:22:08Everyone's trustworthy.
01:22:09Wearing scales and swag, no doubt you'll be impressed with this.
01:22:12If y'all can't rob but ashes, close your ears or hear the hiss.
01:22:15We're the kings of the rap game, of the flows and of the hooks.
01:22:18Cold blood in our veins, no fear, don't give us dirty looks.
01:22:20Yeah, we moving smooth like boa, like Stallone and Cobra.
01:22:23Spitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the corn.
01:22:26Our blood is cool, cool, cool as ice.
01:22:27I'm cool, cool, cool with ice.
01:22:29We're Slytherin' and spitting venom rounds up tight like venom.
01:22:31Staying reptile calm, live the dream.
01:22:34Staying reptile calm, hands up, screams.
01:22:39Oh yeah, Chuck, careful with that wrong house.
01:22:42We're good on flexibility, have you?
01:22:43Now I can reach up to...
01:22:45Hey, uncles.
01:22:46Did you miss me?
01:22:47Falcon!
01:22:54On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts et bains.
01:22:58Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:23:02Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:23:06Si on reste ensemble, je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ.
01:23:10J'avance des terres comme si le destin ne m'attendait pas.
01:23:14Pas loin du crash, je cherche encore ma bonne étoile.
01:23:18Je regarde le ciel et je me demande, attendez pas, mince.
01:23:22Je vois que la tempête approche, dis mais attendez pas, mince.
01:23:27Cogiter, je suis dans le train, je fais que cogiter.
01:23:30Quand j'étais mal, dis-moi où t'étais?
01:23:32Quand y'avait pas ma gueule, oh j'étais.
01:23:35Hey, tout l'été, je suis parti chantonner tout l'été.
01:23:38Pour nous mettre au chaud tout l'hiver.
01:23:40Quand s'en sortir, c'était la seule idée.
01:23:43On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts, ses bas.
01:23:47Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:23:51Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:23:55Si on reste ensemble, j'me dis qu'on sera les mêmes côtés.
01:24:00J'voulais rouler, fenêtre ouverte sur la côte est.
01:24:04J'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte est.
01:24:08J'ouvlais, volais et j'vois la mer juste à côté.
01:24:12Comme Jimmy et Janice, on est toujours côte à côté.
01:24:16J'ai plus de démons dans mes pensées, ces derniers sont partis danser.
01:24:20J't'ai masqué se dessine dans l'ciel, quand c'est difficile d'avancer.
01:24:25Le destin nous joue des tours, il fait des choix à la courte paille.
01:24:29Mais tout va bien tant que tous les jours, je garde les mêmes autour de moi.
01:24:33On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts, ses bas.
01:24:36Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:24:41Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:24:44Si on reste ensemble, j'me dis qu'on sera les mêmes côtés.
01:24:49J'voulais rouler, fenêtre ouverte sur la côte est.
01:24:53J'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte est.
01:24:57J'ouvlais, volais et j'vois la mer juste à côté.
01:25:01Comme Jimmy et Janice, on est toujours côte à côté.
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