00:00The Japanese invented the toilet seat, the Americans drilled a hole in it.
00:12Well, a wise man only believes half of what he reads.
00:17Even wiser is he who knows which half believes.
00:21Because words are important, they must be chosen carefully.
00:24I had a disagreement with my family member and I couldn't find the right words.
00:29The problem with our language is that there are a lot of anomalies.
00:33I know a German who believes that a hot girl is a girl who uses a lot of powder.
00:38He believes that a true bourgeois is a bourgeois who always tells the truth.
00:42No, no, it's true, I swear to you.
00:44He also believes that the infantry is a way to have children.
00:48Oh no, but I swear to you.
00:50He also says that a creator is a woman who creates.
00:52So a matrix is a woman who stares.
00:57He takes his kite to the toilet because he thinks that...
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