00:10Music
00:11I don't know.
00:41Folks, tonight is amateur night.
00:45Next we have...
00:46She'll be coming round the map when she comes.
00:51Next we have...
00:52She'll be coming round the map when she comes.
00:55Next we have a talented artist,
00:59Maestro Padawiski.
01:08Shh.
01:09Padawiski's gonna play.
01:10Padawiski's gonna play.
01:11Padawiski's gonna play.
01:36Shh.
01:37I give up.
01:38I give up.
01:42Oh, look at my feet.
01:44They're all crooked and everything.
02:08It's a killer.
02:10It's a killer.
02:20Next on the program, the Hindu mystic Swami River and his basket trick.
02:31First, I must have a subject from the audience.
02:37Ah, come right up, my good man.
02:41Now, into the basket.
02:54Vene, vene, up.
02:58Up.
03:07Usher, give this gentleman his money back.
03:15Now we have the world's smallest entertainer.
03:20Teeny, tiny, teensy, tinny, tinny, tin.
03:25Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
03:29Mary had a little snow.
03:32It's, it's breeze was white as snow.
03:36And everywhere that Mary went, the land, the land was sure to go.
03:58Now, Fleabag Mac Poodle and his train's door guy.
04:05Roll over.
04:09Play big.
04:12And...
04:13Sit up.
04:16Speak.
04:19I'm accustomed as I am to public speaking.
04:23From the rock-bound coast of Maine,
04:27to the suntiest shores of California.
04:46To be or not to be.
04:54To be or not to be.
05:05That is the...
05:11The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.
05:24Romeo, Romeo, where thaw are thou Romeo?
05:29Here, my love, in the bushes at the bottom of the garden.
05:42Good night.
05:43Good night.
05:45Parting is such sweet sorrow.
05:47Rarely it is.
05:55Oh my darling.
05:57My only one.
05:58I love you more than anything.
06:12Oh, Juliet, my love.
06:14Let me thrill again to the soft, sweet tones of your voice.
06:30And now, folks, let's see who wins the cup.
06:43To be or not.
06:45To be in south.
06:46To be or not.
06:50Yeah.
07:06My great boy.
07:07Hey, you my darling.
07:08What are you doing?
07:10Hey, let's go.
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