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00:01:03اشتركوا when they can't
00:01:11وايتس و vuelتسل.ناいる،
00:01:13أنا لم ت darkestبعاهم. Phase 5.
00:01:23فقد그래.
00:01:24مocري يزنا.
00:01:25الكثير الأن isol. تراها المياة. لا.
00:01:27هذه مثلك رجل.
00:01:28لماذا
00:01:30جاءت لماذا الله
00:01:30explodes?
00:01:40ايه
00:01:41ايه
00:01:41تبقى ايه
00:01:42ماهي كان ذلك
00:01:43ماهي كان بارده لنهي في مارس
00:01:46لما سنوات مرسي
00:01:47جدا
00:01:47انت معلوم صحيح
00:01:49ايه
00:01:51كان الحياة في بعض الرجال
00:01:57عندما كانت الملكتبات الالغة
00:01:59ولكن أنت الحياة في المساعدة
00:02:01عادة الحياة
00:02:02سواء ستحولي ستحولي كذا
00:02:05ستحولي ستحولي
00:02:08ستحولي ستحولي
00:02:08ستحولي ستحولي
00:02:09ستحولي
00:02:09كما نجد صحيح
00:02:11إذا حتى ها
00:02:13منجد من الامر
00:02:26ويستحولي
00:02:27معاومة صار
00:02:29مديراً سنوازي لتهاهند مواجهة اثنان
00:02:32إذا الشركات فورتها اليه
00:02:36أميدي إذنًا أريدك تأثير حباً
00:02:41مجددًا مرحباً
00:02:42مجددًا كمعينة
00:02:44لا هذا فقط مرحباً
00:02:49مجدًا
00:02:50مجدًا لا تغير
00:02:51هل مستقبل أميدي أميدي دياري
00:02:55أميدي خطوط جيدة درسيب
00:02:56دعني غرتك، افضل!
00:02:59اعيني مباشرة!
00:02:59جهبًا، اعتقدًا في حلال الامر
00:03:01اونه!
00:03:06اجهبًا
00:03:07احساس على ماشرة من نخصص
00:03:09فطور بكيه
00:03:11وهذا مالجد مرت потому
00:03:12بخطط برستيط الى المنزل
00:03:14امن المحاولة، انا انا نية هذا الفضور
00:03:15اعيني مملكه
00:03:15افضل!
00:03:16اجهبًا اخذًا
00:03:19طوله مملكه
00:03:22امراضに في مجازل
00:03:23في甲 زواء
00:03:24ولكن إليك
00:03:26إليك
00:03:27الغبت
00:03:28أغلب
00:03:28من الأنظر
00:03:29أنا دعني
00:03:30أظن أشعر
00:03:31عندما أحصل
00:03:31بباعت
00:03:32يوه
00:03:33تطلعني
00:03:33عندما تطلع
00:03:34أحسن
00:03:34ألا
00:03:35قبل سنود
00:03:36ولكن
00:03:36مفتر
00:03:36قليل
00:03:37بالتراب
00:03:37لعلي
00:03:38عندما أصدق
00:03:39organization
00:03:40الوصول
00:03:40أو المفتر
00:03:41بإضائي
00:03:41ل dispose
00:03:42الأنظر
00:03:43الذي من المتجه
00:03:43فيه
00:03:43whether
00:03:44فلصدق
00:03:44معه
00:03:46لك
00:03:47أحسن
00:03:48بالتعام
00:03:50أليس يسعى
00:03:51كل شخص نحن قد يتكلم
00:03:53هذا أعلى سيئة ذات أغلى
00:03:55لذا هكذا يقف النموح الانتظارة
00:03:57بإنها
00:04:00لحظة
00:04:00إذا فقط تكون بيقظة
00:04:02أعتقد أنه يوقف لديه
00:04:05لديه لنظر سوف ترى
00:04:05لنقوة سنوات
00:04:08هناك نحن سبب
00:04:10أفضل
00:04:11أفضل
00:04:11أفضل
00:04:11أفضل
00:04:11أفضل
00:04:11أفضل
00:04:11أفضل
00:04:12أفضل
00:04:12أفضل
00:04:13أفضل
00:04:13أفضل
00:04:15تجارب أسرعب في عدود كامل
00:04:18ترصت ركز
00:04:21تجارب أسرعب
00:04:23تجارب أسرعنا
00:04:24تشارب أسرعنا
00:04:26تشارب أسرعنا
00:04:27المهم نقوم بسرعنا
00:04:29مهم لغمنا
00:04:30نأخذ ذلك
00:04:33ونخذ أسرعنا
00:04:35نحن أسرعني
00:04:37الجيد ك pigeon نخذنا
00:04:38يصبح تسارعنا لسلاغ طوان
00:04:40طبقاً
00:04:41سعرطة طيب
00:04:43سأحضنا
00:04:44ترجمة نانسي قنقارة
00:04:45البحث لا يجب أن نريد إذن
00:04:47ترجمة نانسي قنقارة
00:04:51ماذا ستفعل؟
00:04:53من نحن قنقارة
00:04:54إنما تقنقاتنا؟
00:04:55إذا يجب جعلنا نعلم نشعر
00:04:57جاءنا نفسك
00:04:58نريد بالمتالب
00:04:59تنسيتم
00:04:59ببن حلما ستفعله
00:05:17سيبق على صوت.
00:05:19سيبق على صوت لك حتى العنية لك حتى لك حقلة التالية.
00:05:21إذنك لك، حقًا.
00:05:22لم ترم أن رؤية Nietوتي.
00:05:24دماذا تقولون أنها.
00:05:24مرحبتي.
00:05:25حقًا قلت يقولون أنها.
00:05:27سيبق بأمر ملك.
00:05:28سيبق بأمر ملك لك حقًا لك شخصي.
00:05:32ترمي بأمر?
00:05:32دماذا، لك.
00:05:34سيصنع هنا أحدث الأن إلى الشقر في المدد.
00:05:37وأيضا حتى الآية الفكنتي سيأتي.
00:05:39التعليفة عندما ينواته
00:05:41أعطقه بها؟
00:05:41ماذا تتعليفتك في أخرى وقت تتعليفتك؟
00:05:46لأنني أريد أن أتعليه هذا التعليف
00:05:48كودر، احبني أني يحنون بجرده
00:05:51ماذا تقول؟
00:05:53أم أردتك على منتلك أتعليفة
00:05:55وكذلك تتعليفة بها
00:05:57جداً على سجل
00:06:01هناك لطلقات مددارة
00:06:04أجل لتعليفة
00:06:06where I will drill little kids' faces
00:06:08until I am 65 years old.
00:06:10I am going to marry Candace.
00:06:12Those things are going to happen.
00:06:14We will probably have two children
00:06:16and we'll work every day to make our mortgage
00:06:18and we'll scrimp and we'll save
00:06:19to put our kids through college
00:06:21and then once they're gone,
00:06:22we'll wonder where all the time went
00:06:23and then we'll live as strangers in the same house
00:06:25until one of us dies
00:06:26and the other teeters off into dementia.
00:06:30I would suck your dick for that life.
00:06:31I would literally suck your...
00:06:33Dude!
00:06:34Let me suck your dick.
00:06:35What?
00:06:36I'm serious.
00:06:37Let's finish our drinks,
00:06:38go into the bathroom,
00:06:39turn our phones off
00:06:39and I will suck your dick.
00:06:40Alright, Cooter, you are drunk
00:06:42and you need to go.
00:06:42Why are you being like this?
00:06:44Cooter, I'm not gay.
00:06:45What?
00:06:46Neither am I.
00:06:47There's nothing gay about it.
00:06:48Look, I'm trying to do you a solid
00:06:50so you could be like,
00:06:51oh, I guess my life's not so bad.
00:06:53I got a hot fiancé,
00:06:54I got my own business
00:06:55and my best friend's blowing me right now.
00:06:57Why are you so weird when you're drunk?
00:06:59That hurt my feelings.
00:07:02I am going to the bathroom.
00:07:04Hey, Cooter, cool.
00:07:05out.
00:07:06He is cut off.
00:07:07He's fine.
00:07:08In the last three weeks,
00:07:08ordinary people across the country
00:07:10have been sending video submissions
00:07:12hoping to be one of the lucky citizens
00:07:14chosen at random
00:07:15to be among the first people
00:07:17to set foot on Mars.
00:07:18And we have our first winner,
00:07:20Wimmy Tilliams,
00:07:22a 34-year-old father of five
00:07:24who teaches Sunday school
00:07:25in Watertown, South Dakota.
00:07:27Wimmy, you just got the big news.
00:07:29How are you feeling today?
00:07:30I'm so excited to be going on
00:07:31an honest-to-God adventure
00:07:32to take a journey
00:07:33where absolutely anything could happen.
00:07:35Now, Wimmy,
00:07:36we ran some quick calculations.
00:07:37And not only will you be
00:07:38one of the first people
00:07:40to ever set foot on Mars,
00:07:41you will also be
00:07:42the fattest astronaut ever in space.
00:07:46Oh, is that so?
00:07:48By quite a lot.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50Well, I guess it won't really matter
00:07:52since in space,
00:07:53everyone is weightless.
00:07:55True, true.
00:07:56But you'll still look fat.
00:07:59I'm sorry,
00:07:59is there a question here?
00:08:01Bartender,
00:08:02there's a guy in the bathroom
00:08:03and he is way out of line.
00:08:11Hey, I had to go to sleep.
00:08:13I'm so sorry you had a hard day, though.
00:08:16Just make yourself a nice drink
00:08:17and relax.
00:08:19We can talk about things in the morning.
00:08:21Love, Candace.
00:08:25Ha!
00:08:25I tricked you with a note.
00:08:27We're not going to talk
00:08:28about things in the morning.
00:08:29We're going to talk about them now.
00:08:31Oh, no!
00:08:32Why did you say, oh, no?
00:08:35No, no, no.
00:08:36Don't cry, don't cry.
00:08:37I didn't mean, oh, no.
00:08:39I just, I was surprised.
00:08:41I'm sorry.
00:08:41with the wedding coming up.
00:08:43I'm just under a lot of pressure.
00:08:45It's okay.
00:08:46It's okay.
00:08:47Do you still love me?
00:08:49Yeah, of course I still love you.
00:08:51Do you love me
00:08:52more than anyone in the world?
00:08:54Yes, you know I do.
00:08:56If someone had a gun
00:08:57aimed at me
00:08:58and your mom
00:08:59and dad
00:09:00and you had to pick
00:09:02one person to save,
00:09:03would you pick me?
00:09:04Of course I would, yeah.
00:09:06If we had a baby
00:09:08and the gunman
00:09:08was either going to shoot me
00:09:10or the baby,
00:09:11who would you save?
00:09:12Candace, I don't like
00:09:13doing these hypotheticals.
00:09:14Who would you save?
00:09:15Well, I would try
00:09:18and save both of you.
00:09:20No, if you had to pick one!
00:09:22I guess I would save
00:09:25the baby
00:09:26since it hadn't really
00:09:28been able to live
00:09:29any of its life yet.
00:09:32Oh, my God!
00:09:34No, I meant you.
00:09:35I would save you.
00:09:36I would jump in front
00:09:37of the bullet
00:09:38so that both you
00:09:39and the baby
00:09:40could live.
00:09:41I didn't know
00:09:41that was an option.
00:09:43Okay, next time
00:09:45I jump in front of her
00:09:46and the baby.
00:09:48Okay.
00:09:52Oh, fuck me.
00:09:57Fucking stupid old VCR.
00:09:59Goddamn.
00:10:00RCA cords.
00:10:01Knots.
00:10:02You piece of shit
00:10:03in the Pauly Shore movie.
00:10:05Fucking idiot.
00:10:06Two more passengers
00:10:07have been selected
00:10:08for billionaire
00:10:09L. Ron Branson's
00:10:10Maiden Mars Expedition.
00:10:12The first name
00:10:13is Todd Sullivan.
00:10:14Todd is a middle school
00:10:15math teacher
00:10:16from Fredericksburg, Virginia.
00:10:18Yeah, I signed up
00:10:19for this Mars thing
00:10:20because my job
00:10:21is working with little kids
00:10:22and I don't know
00:10:22if you've ever worked
00:10:23with little kids
00:10:24but they fucking suck.
00:10:25Mr. Todd,
00:10:26I fell down on the slide.
00:10:28Get the fuck out of here, Jeremy.
00:10:30I'm playing my game.
00:10:32Anyway,
00:10:34as you can see
00:10:35with all this shit
00:10:36I was just like
00:10:37fuck earth.
00:10:38Whoopsie.
00:10:39None of that was bleeped.
00:10:40Sorry about that.
00:10:41The second contestant
00:10:42announced today
00:10:43is Peggy Bork
00:10:44and what a story
00:10:45she has.
00:10:47Four years ago
00:10:48in a sleepy town
00:10:49in Missouri
00:10:49neighbors responded
00:10:50to a terrible smell
00:10:51and found the decomposing
00:10:53bodies of Harold
00:10:54and Margaret Bork.
00:10:55Locked in their
00:10:56secret basement
00:10:56was their 24 year old
00:10:58daughter Peggy.
00:10:59Peggy had been shut off
00:11:00from the world
00:11:00since birth.
00:11:01For the last four years
00:11:03Peggy has had to acclimate
00:11:04to the real world.
00:11:06Car!
00:11:07No, Peggy!
00:11:08But now Peggy's world
00:11:09is about to get
00:11:10even bigger.
00:11:11I spent so much
00:11:13of my life
00:11:13trapped in the same place
00:11:14that sometimes
00:11:15I didn't even feel alive.
00:11:18You and me both, Peggy.
00:11:19Ever since I've been free
00:11:21I'm determined to see
00:11:22everything this planet
00:11:23has to offer.
00:11:25That's why
00:11:26I'm going to Mars.
00:11:29Fascinating story.
00:11:30And I believe
00:11:31there's only one more
00:11:32seat available
00:11:33for the Mars voyage.
00:11:34That's right.
00:11:34The raffle ends
00:11:35tomorrow at midnight
00:11:36so get those
00:11:37submissions in people.
00:11:38The spaceship blasts off
00:11:40July 12th.
00:11:49My name is Kyle
00:11:50Capshaw
00:11:51and I need to go
00:11:52to Mars.
00:12:04This is it, man!
00:12:06Your last night
00:12:06of freedom!
00:12:07How do you feel?
00:12:09Why did you take me here?
00:12:10Candace said
00:12:11that we couldn't have
00:12:11your bachelor party
00:12:12at a strip club.
00:12:14But she didn't say
00:12:15we couldn't have it
00:12:16at a male strip club.
00:12:18She said strip clubs.
00:12:20What are you looking
00:12:21at your phone
00:12:21so much for anyway?
00:12:23What, what do you see
00:12:24guys like this every day?
00:12:25They're about to announce
00:12:26the last passenger
00:12:27for that Mars thing.
00:12:28Why do you care?
00:12:30It's not like
00:12:30you signed up for it.
00:12:31Yeah, no, no, no, no.
00:12:33I just, uh, you know,
00:12:34I, I, I don't know.
00:12:36You did.
00:12:38You're getting married
00:12:39in three weeks.
00:12:40How are you gonna go
00:12:40to Mars?
00:12:41What were you thinking?
00:12:42I don't know.
00:12:43What, would you just
00:12:43fail on the wedding?
00:12:45No.
00:12:45Dude, Candace would
00:12:46fucking kill you
00:12:47if she found out
00:12:48you even applied to that.
00:12:49She didn't even want you
00:12:50to go to female strip clubs.
00:12:52But we found a loophole.
00:12:53Huh?
00:12:54Well, this isn't really
00:12:55a loophole.
00:12:55I mean, we're still
00:12:56technically disobeying her.
00:12:58It's just less enjoyable.
00:13:00for me.
00:13:01Oh, oh, yeah, yeah,
00:13:02me too.
00:13:03Ooh, look,
00:13:04the strippers are doing
00:13:04that thing where they
00:13:05dip their dicks
00:13:06in everybody's mouth
00:13:07for like a second.
00:13:08Let me ask you,
00:13:09do you think it's rude
00:13:11to not participate?
00:13:12Go knock yourself out, Cooter.
00:13:15Uh, what, what,
00:13:16what is that?
00:13:17It's a hair scrunchie.
00:13:18Why?
00:13:19So they can see your eyes.
00:13:23Okay, this is the moment
00:13:25we've all been waiting for.
00:13:27Drum roll, please.
00:13:29And the final passenger
00:13:31on the first-ever
00:13:32manned mission
00:13:33to planet Mars is...
00:13:35Please, God, please, God,
00:13:36please, God, come on.
00:13:39Marty Wagner.
00:13:43Marty, you just heard
00:13:44the good news.
00:13:45How excited are you?
00:13:46I didn't sign up.
00:13:47My friend is always
00:13:48playing jokes on me.
00:13:49I thought I was signing
00:13:50a petition to get the trash trucks
00:13:52to come on the weekends.
00:13:53Uh-oh.
00:13:54Well, he got you
00:13:55pretty good this time
00:13:56because you're going to Mars.
00:13:58Oh, oh, please,
00:13:59don't make me go.
00:14:00I-I'm horribly agoraphobic.
00:14:02I can't even leave the house.
00:14:04The idea of traveling
00:14:05down the street terrifies me.
00:14:06You can't make me go to Mars.
00:14:08Oh, yes, we can.
00:14:09No!
00:14:11Some people are just
00:14:12born lucky, I guess.
00:14:13Kyle, Kyle,
00:14:14can we borrow $50?
00:14:15What?
00:14:16No, you can't borrow $50.
00:14:18Who are all these twinks?
00:14:19I met them in the dick line.
00:14:21This one knows
00:14:21where we can get crystal meth.
00:14:23You want in?
00:14:23No, I'm not going to lend you
00:14:24$50 to go do meth with twinks.
00:14:27That's okay.
00:14:28Winner ways to get $50.
00:14:30You know what?
00:14:30I think I'm just going to
00:14:31call it a night.
00:14:32But-but thank you
00:14:33for the bachelor party.
00:14:35All right.
00:14:36You're lost, man.
00:14:57You've got to be
00:14:58fucking kidding me.
00:14:59Oh, what's wrong?
00:15:00Oh, what happened?
00:15:01You're still asleep
00:15:02on our wedding day.
00:15:03Did the alarm not go off?
00:15:04I mean, I said it.
00:15:07Candace, it's only 7 a.m.
00:15:10I always dreamed
00:15:11that my future husband
00:15:13would be so excited
00:15:14to marry me
00:15:15that he wouldn't even be able
00:15:16to sleep the night
00:15:17before the wedding.
00:15:18And you slept fine!
00:15:20I'm sorry.
00:15:20I slept okay.
00:15:23I'm going to take a shower.
00:15:24When I get out,
00:15:25you better be dressed
00:15:26and ready to take me
00:15:27over to the girls.
00:15:28Okay.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:29Sorry again.
00:15:32Okay, so
00:15:33when it's our anniversary,
00:15:34don't sleep
00:15:35the night before.
00:15:36Okay.
00:15:39Incredible late-breaking announcement.
00:15:41Marty Wagner,
00:15:41one of the last passengers
00:15:43chosen for the maiden mission,
00:15:44committed suicide this morning.
00:15:46What?
00:15:47Now, we have some
00:15:48very cool footage
00:15:50of the suicide
00:15:50that we are about to show,
00:15:51but we must warn you
00:15:52that it is pretty graphic.
00:15:54I don't want to do this.
00:15:56I love my life.
00:15:57I have children,
00:15:58but I just really can't handle
00:16:00the idea of going to Mars.
00:16:02Please don't make me go.
00:16:04You have to!
00:16:05No!
00:16:11Oh, my God!
00:16:13Ah, so cool.
00:16:14I could seriously,
00:16:14I could watch stuff like that
00:16:15all day.
00:16:16Now, since they only have
00:16:17hours until takeoff
00:16:19this morning,
00:16:19the Mars Enterprises team
00:16:21held a random drawing
00:16:22of local submissions only.
00:16:23Holy shit.
00:16:25And once again,
00:16:26the winner chosen
00:16:27was one Kyle Capshaw.
00:16:29Holy shit!
00:16:30Our news bands
00:16:31are on their way
00:16:31to Mr. Capshaw's house
00:16:32as we speak
00:16:33to give him the good news.
00:16:35Holy shit!
00:16:36I'm coming out of the shower!
00:16:40Kyle Capshaw!
00:16:41Ah!
00:16:42You've been selected
00:16:43to go to Mars.
00:16:44How do you feel?
00:16:45You have to leave.
00:16:46No, you have to leave.
00:16:48To Mars!
00:16:48Listen to me.
00:16:49My fiancé doesn't know
00:16:50that I entered the contest.
00:16:52We are supposed
00:16:52to get married today.
00:16:54Please do not put
00:16:54this on television.
00:16:55How mad do you think
00:16:56she's gonna be?
00:16:57One to ten!
00:17:01Oh, Candace!
00:17:02You son of a bitch!
00:17:03Baby, I'm sorry.
00:17:05The chair must have
00:17:06fallen against the door.
00:17:07It was an accident.
00:17:09It was?
00:17:10Totally.
00:17:11Yeah, totally.
00:17:12Now, baby,
00:17:13precious lamb,
00:17:14I need to ask you
00:17:15to do something
00:17:15very important.
00:17:16What?
00:17:18You know how
00:17:18I'm incredibly superstitious?
00:17:20No, you're not!
00:17:22Yes, I am.
00:17:22Yes, I am.
00:17:23And superstition dictates
00:17:24that we cannot see each other
00:17:26on the day of the wedding.
00:17:27Then how are you supposed
00:17:29to drive me
00:17:30to Carol's house
00:17:31to get my fucking
00:17:32makeup done?
00:17:36He's running away!
00:17:37Get him!
00:17:37Are you driving crazy?
00:17:39It feels like
00:17:40you're driving crazy.
00:17:41No, no.
00:17:41I'm driving perfectly normal.
00:17:43Slow down, asshole!
00:17:45Thanks for joining us
00:17:46here at the
00:17:47Mars Enterprises
00:17:48launch site.
00:17:48Behind me,
00:17:49you can see the shuttle
00:17:50being prepared
00:17:51for its maiden voyage,
00:17:52which will commence
00:17:53in just a few short hours.
00:17:54Five lucky individuals
00:17:56will be traveling
00:17:57to the Red Planet
00:17:58this evening.
00:17:59And the captain
00:17:59of the ship
00:18:00is none other
00:18:01than Mars Enterprises'
00:18:02CEO,
00:18:03Sir L. Ron Branson.
00:18:05Now,
00:18:06not many people know this,
00:18:07but besides being
00:18:08a billionaire philanthropist,
00:18:10L. Ron Branson
00:18:10is also a former
00:18:11Air Force test pilot
00:18:13who will be looking
00:18:13after the tourists
00:18:14and making sure
00:18:15they have a safe
00:18:16and fun journey.
00:18:17He's a pilot,
00:18:18an EMT,
00:18:19a gourmet chef,
00:18:20and was voted
00:18:21People Magazine's
00:18:22Sexiest Man Alive
00:18:23three years in a row.
00:18:24And the final passenger
00:18:25on the Mars One's
00:18:26maiden voyage
00:18:27is pediatric dentist
00:18:29Kyle Capshaw.
00:18:31And they are all white.
00:18:34Every single one of them.
00:18:36White as the pure driven snow,
00:18:38zero diversity among this crew.
00:18:40Huh.
00:18:40That's awkward.
00:18:43Oh, just in time.
00:18:44We're here.
00:18:45Okay, Carol's house.
00:18:46You have to be dressed
00:18:48and at the chapel
00:18:49by 12 o'clock.
00:18:50Got that?
00:18:50Got it.
00:18:51Now give me a kiss.
00:18:53Mwah.
00:19:00Come on, Cooter.
00:19:01You better fucking pick up.
00:19:05Hello?
00:19:05Hello?
00:19:05Hey, Kyle.
00:19:06What's up?
00:19:06What's up?
00:19:06What's going on, man?
00:19:07What's up?
00:19:07Cooter, God,
00:19:08where the hell have you been
00:19:09for the last two weeks?
00:19:10Oh, just been really busy
00:19:11doing work.
00:19:11Lots of work stuff.
00:19:12Just working on a lot of work.
00:19:13Well, I got a huge problem, man.
00:19:15The wedding is today.
00:19:16I know that.
00:19:17I know that, man.
00:19:17I'm on my way there right now.
00:19:19Twinks, the wedding is today.
00:19:20Get your tuxes on.
00:19:21Cooter, listen to me.
00:19:22I need your help, okay?
00:19:23I got accepted
00:19:26into the Mars program.
00:19:28Are you thinking about going?
00:19:29I don't know.
00:19:29I haven't had a chance to think.
00:19:31I've got Candace yelling at me.
00:19:32I've got TV reporters
00:19:33following my every move.
00:19:34Are you on TV, man?
00:19:35That's awesome.
00:19:36Cooter, it's not awesome.
00:19:37I don't know what to do.
00:19:39I mean, this Mars thing,
00:19:40I'd only be gone
00:19:40for like a month and a half,
00:19:41but if I leave
00:19:42on the day of our wedding
00:19:43without telling Candace,
00:19:44I'm basically throwing
00:19:45the whole relationship away.
00:19:47Maybe I have cold feet
00:19:48about the wedding
00:19:49and this is some sort
00:19:50of reaction to that.
00:19:51but I don't know
00:19:51what's going on with me.
00:19:53Dude, say no more.
00:19:54Sounds like you need
00:19:54some time to figure this all out.
00:19:55I'm going to drive down
00:19:56to that launch pad
00:19:57and stall that fucking
00:19:57spaceship for you, dude.
00:19:59Twinks, get the gun
00:20:00out of the trunk.
00:20:01Cooter, you can't stall
00:20:02a spaceship.
00:20:02That's insane.
00:20:03Ah, you're right.
00:20:04That's insane.
00:20:05I can't stall a spaceship.
00:20:06They're made of metal.
00:20:07All the meth in the world
00:20:08couldn't stall a spaceship.
00:20:09What?
00:20:09I'll stall the wedding instead.
00:20:11Heading to the church, Kyle.
00:20:12Cooter, no, no.
00:20:14Twinks, to the car.
00:20:34Hello, Sandy.
00:20:35What do you think we should do?
00:20:38Oh, don't be like that.
00:20:41I'm sorry that you have to
00:20:42live in the glove compartment.
00:20:44She thinks I've thrown you out.
00:20:46Boy, I really could use
00:20:47your cool, level head right now.
00:20:50I've gotten us into a real mess.
00:20:53You're getting this, right?
00:20:55Oh, yeah.
00:20:56We're getting a goddamn pay raise.
00:20:58I mean, what would you do?
00:21:03Oh, come on.
00:21:04We don't have time for that.
00:21:06Besides, you said last time
00:21:07was the last time.
00:21:12Okay, let me just make sure
00:21:14no one's looking.
00:21:16Oh.
00:21:17Nope, didn't see us.
00:21:20Well, the coast is clear,
00:21:21but this is the last time, okay?
00:21:24After today, I'm a married man.
00:21:31Now, tell me.
00:21:35Thank you for coming.
00:21:37Here's a VHS of
00:21:38Father of the Bride.
00:21:39Thank you for coming.
00:21:41Here's a VHS of
00:21:42Father of the Bride.
00:21:44Cooter, how are you?
00:21:46Cool it, Mr. S.
00:21:48Everybody listen up.
00:21:49I have an announcement
00:21:51from the groom himself.
00:21:55First of all,
00:21:56no TV.
00:21:58That's right.
00:21:59Oh, Cooter,
00:22:00there's a scene
00:22:00I wanted to show everyone.
00:22:02Secondly,
00:22:03everyone hand in
00:22:03their cell phones,
00:22:05grooms, orders.
00:22:06Kyle has prepared
00:22:07a big surprise
00:22:08for everyone,
00:22:09but it's on live television
00:22:11right now,
00:22:12so nobody watch the news
00:22:14or check your phones
00:22:15in case someone you know
00:22:17is watching the news.
00:22:19I saw the news this morning.
00:22:20They're looking for Kyle
00:22:21because he's supposed to...
00:22:23Get the hell
00:22:24out of this wedding!
00:22:25Cooter, explain what's happening
00:22:27right now!
00:22:28Shut the fuck up!
00:22:32I don't know, Sandy.
00:22:33I mean, of course
00:22:34I want to go to Mars.
00:22:35I want to have adventure
00:22:36in my life.
00:22:37But I made a commitment
00:22:38to her.
00:22:41No, don't say that.
00:22:43She's a good person.
00:22:44And who knows,
00:22:45maybe getting married
00:22:46will help fix the relationship.
00:22:47I mean, the point is,
00:22:48it would completely devastate her
00:22:50if I left her at the altar.
00:22:52I mean,
00:22:52isn't that what
00:22:53being a real man is?
00:22:55Huh?
00:22:55Putting the feelings
00:22:56of others before yourself?
00:22:59You know what?
00:23:01I'm sorry, Sandy,
00:23:02but I think
00:23:02I've made a decision.
00:23:05I'm getting married.
00:23:15Where in the holy fuck
00:23:17are you?
00:23:18Don't worry, honey.
00:23:19I'm on my way.
00:23:20Well,
00:23:21on my way
00:23:21isn't here.
00:23:22if you don't walk
00:23:23through that door
00:23:24in seconds,
00:23:25I'm going to
00:23:25fill Hartman your ass.
00:23:28Actually,
00:23:29you know what?
00:23:30I've just,
00:23:30I've just run into
00:23:31some pretty bad traffic
00:23:32on I-25.
00:23:34Fuck you, pussy!
00:23:35You get through that traffic
00:23:36and get here to marry me!
00:23:38Yeah, Ann,
00:23:38you're, uh,
00:23:39yeah, you're breaking up.
00:23:40It's,
00:23:41it's really hard
00:23:42to hear you right now.
00:23:43I'm going to fucking Mars.
00:23:47We are now going live
00:23:48to the arrival
00:23:49of the final passenger.
00:23:50Mr. Capshaw,
00:23:51just in time.
00:23:52follow me.
00:23:53Now,
00:23:53we're getting down
00:23:54to the wire here,
00:23:55so I'm going to have
00:23:55to get you to sign and walk.
00:23:56This first one
00:23:57is a standard release form
00:23:58for the cameras
00:23:59and any promotional material
00:24:00we would use your likeness for.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:03This one absolves
00:24:04our company
00:24:04from any liability
00:24:05in case of
00:24:06spontaneous incineration.
00:24:08Incineration?
00:24:08Uh,
00:24:09how often do these explode?
00:24:11We don't know yet.
00:24:12Maiden voyage and all.
00:24:13Right, yeah, okay,
00:24:14that makes sense.
00:24:15This next one
00:24:16absolves our company
00:24:17from all liability
00:24:18in the event you suffer
00:24:19a mental breakdown.
00:24:19Oh,
00:24:20does that happen a lot?
00:24:21Sometimes people
00:24:22go space crazy.
00:24:24Jeez, okay.
00:24:25Well,
00:24:25hope that doesn't happen
00:24:26to me.
00:24:27And this last one
00:24:28absolves our company
00:24:28from any liability
00:24:29in case one of the other
00:24:30passengers goes space crazy
00:24:32and shoots you or something.
00:24:33Are there guns
00:24:33on the spaceship?
00:24:34You know,
00:24:34I don't know the answer
00:24:35of that, but I would be happy
00:24:36to look into it for you.
00:24:37Oh, thank you so much.
00:24:38That would be great.
00:24:39But I am going to need
00:24:40you to sign real quick.
00:24:41Oh, sure.
00:24:42Right.
00:24:43And then Steve Martin
00:24:44gets this little tear
00:24:46in his eye.
00:24:47He's looking at his daughter,
00:24:48but all he can see
00:24:50is his little girl.
00:24:52Oh, God damn it, Cooter.
00:24:53why can't we watch
00:24:54the television?
00:24:55Come on,
00:24:55you're doing good,
00:24:56Mr. S.
00:24:57Cooter!
00:24:58Where is he?
00:25:00He's on TV.
00:25:01Nobody watch it.
00:25:02Hey, everybody.
00:25:03I found another TV
00:25:05in the banquet room.
00:25:06We can just power
00:25:06this thing up and...
00:25:09Cooter crossing the line.
00:25:11What is wrong with him?
00:25:12Oh, my God,
00:25:13he's bleeding.
00:25:14Somebody call 911.
00:25:16It's too late.
00:25:17Cooter,
00:25:18this man is...
00:25:19Look, everybody.
00:25:20Kyle's on TV.
00:25:22There he goes.
00:25:22Kyle Capshaw,
00:25:23the last passenger
00:25:24onto the shuttle,
00:25:25about to leave everyone
00:25:26on Earth for Mars.
00:25:29What?
00:25:29Yeah, he's not getting
00:25:31married at all today.
00:25:32He's going to Mars.
00:25:41Hello, straggler.
00:25:43I'm L. Ron Branson.
00:25:45Welcome aboard.
00:25:49Pick up.
00:25:50Pick up.
00:25:51You better pick up.
00:25:56Mmm, burn.
00:25:58And we are approaching
00:26:00liftoff.
00:26:01Ten.
00:26:02Nine.
00:26:03Eight.
00:26:04Seven.
00:26:05Six.
00:26:07Five.
00:26:11Two.
00:26:12One.
00:26:14Liftoff!
00:26:31Okay, artificial gravity
00:26:33is set in.
00:26:34Listen up,
00:26:35my fellow astronauts.
00:26:38first things first.
00:26:40When I call your name,
00:26:41come on up,
00:26:41get yourself a name tag,
00:26:43and tell us a little
00:26:43about yourself.
00:26:44What you did on Earth,
00:26:45and what you want
00:26:46to get out of this trip.
00:26:48Todd Sullivan.
00:26:52My name's Todd.
00:26:53I think it's stupid
00:26:54that we all have to
00:26:55stand up here
00:26:55and introduce ourselves,
00:26:57and fuck name tags.
00:26:58Oh, okay.
00:27:00Well, we don't have to
00:27:01wear them,
00:27:01I guess.
00:27:02But I did stay up all night
00:27:04making everyone
00:27:04individual drawings.
00:27:08Okay.
00:27:09Well, I guess we can just
00:27:11eat cocktail shrimp
00:27:11and play debt games.
00:27:13Okay, Wimmy,
00:27:14did your serve
00:27:15make it over the net?
00:27:16Uh, yeah.
00:27:18Okay, Kyle,
00:27:19now you take a card.
00:27:20Did you return his volley?
00:27:21It says,
00:27:22yeah.
00:27:23Oh, good.
00:27:24Okay, Wimmy,
00:27:24take another card.
00:27:25Did you return the volley?
00:27:27It says I missed.
00:27:28Oh, match point.
00:27:30Kyle,
00:27:31you get a reward card.
00:27:33Now,
00:27:34would you like surprise now
00:27:35or surprise later?
00:27:36Uh,
00:27:37I will take surprise later.
00:27:40You know,
00:27:40the commercials made
00:27:41future tennis
00:27:41seem a lot more
00:27:43future-y.
00:27:44And Tennessee.
00:27:45Did you make this game,
00:27:47Elrond?
00:27:47Well,
00:27:47if you guys are not
00:27:48feeling it,
00:27:49we could play
00:27:49future badminton,
00:27:51future high-lie,
00:27:52or future darts.
00:27:53Uh,
00:27:54you know,
00:27:54I'm good.
00:27:55I'm gonna go mingle.
00:28:01Hey,
00:28:02Peggy, right?
00:28:03Yes!
00:28:03You know,
00:28:04I don't want to be
00:28:04super negative
00:28:05right out the gate,
00:28:06but doesn't all of this
00:28:07seem a little less cool
00:28:08than they made it out to be?
00:28:10I mean,
00:28:10I sacrificed quite a lot
00:28:12to be here.
00:28:13Oh,
00:28:14what did you sacrifice?
00:28:16Well,
00:28:17I mean,
00:28:18I was actually
00:28:19supposed to get married today.
00:28:21Wow!
00:28:22Yeah,
00:28:22but I mean,
00:28:23I mean,
00:28:23we all have families
00:28:24and friends back on Earth
00:28:25that we just picked up
00:28:26and left for a month.
00:28:27Your friends will still
00:28:28be there for you
00:28:29when you get back?
00:28:30I don't know about that.
00:28:31Sure they will!
00:28:32I just told my friends,
00:28:34gang!
00:28:35I'll be back in a month!
00:28:36And then I left them
00:28:3720 bowls of food
00:28:38and I filled the bathtub
00:28:40with milk!
00:28:41What?
00:28:42They're drinking!
00:28:43I'm gonna assume
00:28:44that you're talking
00:28:45about cats here.
00:28:46You just left them
00:28:46with a bathtub
00:28:47filled with milk?
00:28:49Precisely!
00:28:50Peggy,
00:28:50it's June.
00:28:52That milk is gonna go bad
00:28:53in like a day or two.
00:28:55What do you mean?
00:28:56Well,
00:28:57I mean,
00:28:57that's all you left
00:28:58for your cats to drink.
00:29:00Yeah?
00:29:00What do you mean?
00:29:02Well,
00:29:02what's gonna happen
00:29:03after the bathtub milk turns
00:29:04and they've got
00:29:04three and a half weeks
00:29:05with nothing to drink?
00:29:07What do you mean?
00:29:09Nothing.
00:29:10I...
00:29:10I don't mean anything.
00:29:12Anyway,
00:29:13like I said,
00:29:14your loved ones
00:29:15will be there
00:29:15waiting for you
00:29:16when you get back!
00:29:18Okay, friends,
00:29:20listen up.
00:29:21Loser!
00:29:22Okay,
00:29:23I'm just going to pretend
00:29:24I didn't hear that.
00:29:27Loser!
00:29:29The time has come
00:29:30for us to go into stasis.
00:29:32Now,
00:29:33this will be a chemical sleep
00:29:34that will make
00:29:34the next two weeks
00:29:35of travel
00:29:35feel like a two-hour cat nap.
00:29:37Woo!
00:29:38He said cats!
00:29:39Uh,
00:29:39is this gonna be
00:29:40like a shot or something?
00:29:41No,
00:29:42we will each be taking
00:29:43500 easy-to-swallow pills.
00:29:45Did you say 500?
00:29:46500?
00:29:48500?
00:29:51500?
00:29:53Can we get
00:29:54some more water?
00:29:55Uh,
00:29:56no.
00:29:59Ugh,
00:29:59God.
00:30:10Ow!
00:30:12Ow!
00:30:12I slept on my arm,
00:30:14weird.
00:30:15God,
00:30:16does the arrow bed
00:30:17have to flate it.
00:30:17Ah,
00:30:18my neck!
00:30:20Elrond,
00:30:20I'm having a little
00:30:21trouble moving my neck.
00:30:23How did I get over here?
00:30:24Well,
00:30:25after you guys
00:30:25took all those Ambien...
00:30:26Stop!
00:30:27What?
00:30:28Ambien?
00:30:28We took,
00:30:29we took 500 Ambien?
00:30:31Ha ha,
00:30:31pretty cool,
00:30:32right, Todd?
00:30:33That's what stasis is?
00:30:34Isn't that how
00:30:35Lil Peep died?
00:30:36Oh,
00:30:36wait,
00:30:38oh,
00:30:38okay,
00:30:39you're just all
00:30:39gonna take them off?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Oh,
00:30:41hey,
00:30:41did you guys,
00:30:42did you guys notice
00:30:43my sign?
00:30:44It says,
00:30:45Welcome to Mars,
00:30:46a place for friends.
00:30:48Oh,
00:30:49that's,
00:30:49yeah,
00:30:49that's cool,
00:30:50man.
00:30:51As you can see,
00:30:52I drew each one of us.
00:30:53Took me most of the two weeks here.
00:30:54Todd,
00:30:55what do you think?
00:30:55Uh,
00:30:56it sucks,
00:30:57it's stupid,
00:30:58you're stupid,
00:30:58you suck.
00:30:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha,
00:31:01come on,
00:31:02Todd.
00:31:03Oh,
00:31:04here we go.
00:31:05Ladies and gentlemen,
00:31:06in a few moments,
00:31:07the airlock door will open,
00:31:09and in front of the watching world,
00:31:11we will become
00:31:11the first people
00:31:13to step from this ship
00:31:14and see Mars
00:31:15with our own eyes.
00:31:23Oh,
00:31:25this is incredible.
00:31:34gather around,
00:31:35gather around,
00:31:36just want to lay down
00:31:37some ground rules
00:31:38for my fellow Martians.
00:31:40Woo!
00:31:42Thank you,
00:31:43Jesus.
00:31:43The first
00:31:44and most important rule
00:31:45is have fun.
00:31:47Have fun up here,
00:31:48guys.
00:31:48This is your vacation.
00:31:50Mars is for fun.
00:31:52The second rule
00:31:53is do not touch the airlock
00:31:54because it will kill you.
00:31:55Now,
00:31:56down that corridor
00:31:56are the sleeping pods.
00:31:57Go claim a room
00:31:58and be back here
00:31:59for our first Martian lunch
00:32:00at 1400.
00:32:04Well,
00:32:05hello,
00:32:05Kyle.
00:32:06Oh,
00:32:06hey,
00:32:06Wimmy.
00:32:07I see that you were
00:32:08praying again.
00:32:09A lot of prayer with you.
00:32:11All right.
00:32:11So,
00:32:12uh,
00:32:12so what's your story?
00:32:14Well,
00:32:14I'm a faithful husband
00:32:15with a wife
00:32:16who is quite a beauty
00:32:17on the inside,
00:32:18a proud father
00:32:18to five angelic children.
00:32:20I have type 2 diabetes
00:32:21and I don't believe
00:32:22in dinosaurs.
00:32:23What about you?
00:32:24Uh,
00:32:24I'm a dentist,
00:32:26which is cool.
00:32:27Actually,
00:32:28no,
00:32:28it's not.
00:32:29Little kids hate me.
00:32:30And,
00:32:30uh,
00:32:30I do believe
00:32:31in dinosaurs.
00:32:33Well,
00:32:34we'll work on that.
00:32:35That's why I'm here.
00:32:36I'm a missionary
00:32:36of sorts.
00:32:37I'm going to turn Mars
00:32:38into the first
00:32:39completely Christian planet.
00:32:41Okay,
00:32:41but there aren't
00:32:42any people on Mars.
00:32:44Aren't there?
00:32:46Oh,
00:32:47no.
00:32:49Bon appetit.
00:32:50Whoa.
00:32:52Elrond,
00:32:52did you make
00:32:54all this yourself?
00:32:55I had a little help
00:32:56from my good friend,
00:32:57murdered midwestern
00:32:58homosexual teenager.
00:33:01One more time,
00:33:02Elrond?
00:33:02I said,
00:33:03this meal
00:33:04was actually prepared
00:33:05by one
00:33:06murdered midwestern
00:33:07homosexual teenager.
00:33:10It's an acronym.
00:33:11Its technical name
00:33:12is mechanical,
00:33:13ultra-responsive,
00:33:14dietary,
00:33:14electronic,
00:33:15robotic,
00:33:15energized,
00:33:16delivery,
00:33:16meal interface,
00:33:17dietary wellness
00:33:18efficiency system,
00:33:19tactile,
00:33:19edible,
00:33:20responsorous,
00:33:20nutrition,
00:33:21home,
00:33:21warm,
00:33:22mobile,
00:33:22omnivorous,
00:33:22sustenance,
00:33:23expeditious,
00:33:23xeno-culinary,
00:33:24user-aligned,
00:33:25lunch-tool-enabled,
00:33:26eating nourishment,
00:33:27aging,
00:33:27gastronomical,
00:33:28electronic robot.
00:33:29What?
00:33:30But that's a little bit
00:33:31of a mouthful,
00:33:32so we call it
00:33:32the murdered midwestern
00:33:33homosexual teenager
00:33:34for short.
00:33:35That's really weird
00:33:37and offensive.
00:33:38I think that happened.
00:33:39This is a one-of-a-kind
00:33:40prototype,
00:33:41but in a few years,
00:33:42Lord willing,
00:33:42every town
00:33:43from Chicago
00:33:44to New Orleans
00:33:44will have its own
00:33:45murdered midwestern
00:33:46homosexual teenager.
00:33:48Gotta fix that acronym.
00:33:49Yeah,
00:33:49some of those words
00:33:50seemed unnecessary.
00:33:52You said robotic twice.
00:33:53Hey,
00:33:53I didn't name it.
00:33:54Take it up
00:33:55with the good people
00:33:56that the Holocaust
00:33:56was greatly exaggerated.
00:33:58I'm sorry,
00:33:58what?
00:33:59It's a company.
00:34:00It stands for
00:34:00Technological Human Electronic.
00:34:02Okay, okay,
00:34:02so how does this thing work?
00:34:04It's basically
00:34:05like a 3D printer
00:34:06for food.
00:34:06You just say
00:34:07whatever you want
00:34:08it to make
00:34:08and it...
00:34:09Jaeger.
00:34:12Rad.
00:34:13You got to hit
00:34:14that shit
00:34:15when the DJ's on.
00:34:17Yeah, baby,
00:34:17wear my super pajama
00:34:19when the food is wrong.
00:34:20You got to hit
00:34:21that shit
00:34:22when they play your song.
00:34:24You got ya,
00:34:25you got ya,
00:34:25you got ya,
00:34:27yeah, yeah.
00:34:28Oh, yeah.
00:34:29Oh, yeah.
00:34:30Oh, yeah.
00:34:44Whoa.
00:34:46Hey,
00:34:47Wimmy.
00:34:48Good morning.
00:34:49This is a surprise.
00:34:51Yeah,
00:34:51you're in my bed.
00:34:52Oh, well,
00:34:53are we sure you
00:34:55didn't get in my bed?
00:34:56Yep.
00:34:57This is my bed.
00:34:58Oh, well,
00:34:59last night was the first
00:35:00in 18 years
00:35:01that I didn't share my bed
00:35:02with my lovely
00:35:03on-the-inside wife.
00:35:04So in my sleep,
00:35:05I must have wandered over here,
00:35:06mistaking your bodily warmth
00:35:08for hers.
00:35:09Okay,
00:35:10well,
00:35:12I'm going to get up.
00:35:1310-4,
00:35:14good buddy.
00:35:22There were
00:35:23good people
00:35:24on both sides
00:35:25of the Charlottesville
00:35:27fiasco.
00:35:28They even put spaces
00:35:29in the...
00:35:29Fuck this company.
00:35:32Last night was fun!
00:35:35You know what,
00:35:36Peggy?
00:35:36Last night was fun.
00:35:38I think this is
00:35:39a really great group
00:35:40we got here.
00:35:40And it's cool
00:35:41that we're on Mars!
00:35:43And it's cool
00:35:44we're on Mars!
00:35:45You're right,
00:35:45Peggy.
00:35:46Fucking Mars.
00:35:48All right.
00:35:51Oh, boy.
00:35:53You know
00:35:53what that alarm means.
00:35:54It's time
00:35:55for Kyle's surprise!
00:35:57Okay,
00:35:58what's going on?
00:35:59What are we talking about?
00:36:00Your surprise.
00:36:01Surprise later
00:36:02from future tennis?
00:36:03Oh,
00:36:04right.
00:36:04Hey,
00:36:05wow,
00:36:05look at me.
00:36:06Everything's coming up,
00:36:07Kyle.
00:36:08Now,
00:36:08I know
00:36:08the Martian landscape
00:36:09can feel pretty foreign,
00:36:11but you've won something
00:36:12that's going to make
00:36:13this place
00:36:14feel a lot more
00:36:15like home.
00:36:16All right,
00:36:17okay.
00:36:18lay it on me.
00:36:19Fun.
00:36:20Okay,
00:36:20Kyle,
00:36:21say hello
00:36:22to your very own...
00:36:25Talk to me,
00:36:26baby.
00:36:26What do we got?
00:36:29Fiance!
00:36:31What the fuck?
00:36:32What the fuck?
00:36:34Wait,
00:36:35how is...
00:36:35How,
00:36:36how,
00:36:36how is she here now?
00:36:37When you won future tennis,
00:36:39I asked if you wanted
00:36:39surprise now
00:36:40or surprise later.
00:36:42You said surprise later.
00:36:43She shouldn't be here.
00:36:44This is bad.
00:36:45Can we pause?
00:36:46Can we,
00:36:46can we pause for a second?
00:36:47can we make the door
00:36:48go back up,
00:36:49No,
00:36:49Kyle.
00:36:50We have to get her
00:36:51out of there.
00:36:51That's a decompression
00:36:52chamber.
00:36:53They're very dangerous.
00:36:54Oh,
00:36:54God.
00:36:54Oh,
00:36:55God.
00:36:55Oh,
00:36:55God.
00:36:55Fuck me.
00:36:56Fuck me.
00:36:56Oh,
00:36:57fuck.
00:36:57Ha,
00:36:57ha,
00:36:57ha,
00:36:58hi,
00:36:58pumpkin!
00:37:00Hi,
00:37:01Kyle.
00:37:03Hi,
00:37:04I'm Candace,
00:37:06Kyle's fiance.
00:37:06That's funny.
00:37:07Kyle never talked
00:37:08about you at all.
00:37:08Yeah,
00:37:08I did.
00:37:09Yes,
00:37:09I know.
00:37:09I'm sure that I did.
00:37:11So this is,
00:37:12this is crazy.
00:37:13This is also surprising.
00:37:14How are you here?
00:37:15Well,
00:37:16when you chose surprise later,
00:37:17I knew we had to think of something really good for you.
00:37:20And as luck would have it right then,
00:37:22Candace showed up at the launch pad
00:37:24and was going on and on
00:37:25about how much she needed to get up here
00:37:27and get to you.
00:37:28When I found out,
00:37:29I said,
00:37:30what the heck?
00:37:30Send her up in a supply pod.
00:37:32Nothing is more important than true love.
00:37:34That's so cool.
00:37:36What would have happened
00:37:37if he chose surprise now?
00:37:38He would have won $400,000.
00:37:41Oh,
00:37:42$400,000.
00:37:44Yeah.
00:37:46Uh,
00:37:47Candace,
00:37:47could,
00:37:47could we just have a little sidebar
00:37:49to kind of clear the air?
00:37:51Because,
00:37:51you know,
00:37:51I'm,
00:37:51I'm sensing a little hostility between us.
00:37:55I'm not hostile,
00:37:55Kyle.
00:37:56Are you hostile?
00:37:57No,
00:37:58no,
00:37:58no.
00:37:58I just,
00:37:59I feel like you're in,
00:38:00I mean,
00:38:01I don't want to tell you how you feel,
00:38:02but I imagine
00:38:03that you would have the right
00:38:06to be
00:38:09frustrated with me.
00:38:10I'm perfectly calm,
00:38:12Kyle.
00:38:12Yeah,
00:38:12but,
00:38:13um,
00:38:14you seem mad.
00:38:15I'm not mad.
00:38:17Are you mad?
00:38:18No,
00:38:18no,
00:38:18no,
00:38:18I,
00:38:18I'm not mad at all.
00:38:20Okay,
00:38:21then we're not mad.
00:38:22Let's just drop it.
00:38:23Okay,
00:38:23yeah,
00:38:24yeah,
00:38:24fine.
00:38:25I mean,
00:38:26it just,
00:38:26it seems kind of weird.
00:38:28You mother fucker!
00:38:29Help!
00:38:30She's gonna kill me!
00:38:31You dickless piece of shit!
00:38:34Okay,
00:38:35everyone,
00:38:36seems like the perfect time
00:38:37for a little safety meeting.
00:38:39We've had some rather unsafe behavior recently.
00:38:42I'm not going to name names.
00:38:44But I just want to really quickly
00:38:46go over some of the basics.
00:38:48First things first,
00:38:49this is the airlock.
00:38:51Earlier today,
00:38:52Kyle was suggesting
00:38:52that we leave someone
00:38:54in the airlock.
00:38:55Now,
00:38:55this is unsafe
00:38:56for a myriad of reasons.
00:38:57If you're in this thing
00:38:59without a spacesuit
00:39:00when the exterior door opens,
00:39:01the changing pressures
00:39:02could be fatal.
00:39:03Now,
00:39:04if you do have
00:39:05your spacesuit on
00:39:06and you're going to take a walk
00:39:07on the Martian surface,
00:39:08you would stand on this circle
00:39:09and give the voice command
00:39:11airlock
00:39:12C-L-O-S-E.
00:39:14Oh!
00:39:15Airlock closed!
00:39:18Thank you, Peggy.
00:39:19Yes,
00:39:20that is what I was spelling.
00:39:22Exterior door opening
00:39:23in 30 seconds.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:26Luckily,
00:39:26we have a safeguard built in.
00:39:28if you happen to be stuck
00:39:30inside the airlock
00:39:31without your spacesuit,
00:39:32just give the voice command
00:39:33abort airlock procedure.
00:39:35Well, then do it.
00:39:37I am doing it.
00:39:38I was trying to.
00:39:39Abort airlock...
00:39:40You gotta hurry,
00:39:41Airlock!
00:39:41I'm sorry.
00:39:42I didn't quite get that.
00:39:44Evacuating airlock
00:39:45in 20 seconds.
00:39:46Guys,
00:39:46you cannot say the command
00:39:48while people are talking.
00:39:49You all have to be...
00:39:50Okay, Kyle,
00:39:50I'm gonna take it from here,
00:39:51okay?
00:39:52Abort airlock...
00:39:52just be quiet, Kyle.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:54I didn't quite get you.
00:39:55Candace,
00:39:56now you did it!
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:39:57I was telling Kyle
00:39:58to be quiet for you.
00:39:59I wasn't gonna say anything.
00:40:00You just did it!
00:40:01Evacuate airlock
00:40:02in 10 seconds.
00:40:03Everyone,
00:40:04shut up!
00:40:05shut up!
00:40:06Shut up, Kyle!
00:40:07Shut up!
00:40:08Wimmy,
00:40:08shut up!
00:40:09Stop!
00:40:09You just talked, Candace!
00:40:11Wimmy!
00:40:11Sorry, everyone!
00:40:12Will you both
00:40:12shut the fuck up?
00:40:14shut up!
00:40:14Shut up!
00:40:19Abort airlock...
00:40:23Oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
00:40:24oh my gosh,
00:40:24what the fuck?
00:40:25Oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
00:40:25oh my gosh,
00:40:26oh my gosh,
00:40:26oh my gosh,
00:40:26did that just happen?
00:40:28Okay, you guys are
00:40:29actually louder than my music.
00:40:31Did you not see that?
00:40:33What are you talking about?
00:40:34Elron is dead!
00:40:35Who?
00:40:37Elron!
00:40:38The billionaire guy
00:40:40that brought us here.
00:40:41Elron,
00:40:41the main guy,
00:40:42Elron.
00:40:43Oh, right.
00:40:43He died?
00:40:44His head exploded!
00:40:46Fuck off.
00:40:49Holy shit.
00:40:51Oh, that is fucking cool.
00:40:53Oh, that is fucking cool.
00:40:55Elron Branson
00:40:56was the only one
00:40:56who knew how to operate
00:40:57the ship.
00:40:58Holy, holy, holy,
00:41:00Lord God almighty.
00:41:01Fat man,
00:41:02be quiet.
00:41:03Not now.
00:41:04Okay, okay, okay.
00:41:05We just,
00:41:06we need to keep
00:41:06our heads together.
00:41:08Poor choice of words, dude.
00:41:09What?
00:41:10Poor choice of words.
00:41:11What?
00:41:12You said let's keep
00:41:13our heads together.
00:41:14His head exploded.
00:41:15The things you say
00:41:16are inappropriate
00:41:16and you don't realize it.
00:41:18You're dumb.
00:41:19Holy shit.
00:41:20He won't stop singing.
00:41:22Oh, I'm sorry.
00:41:23I'm just the only one
00:41:24trying to get us
00:41:24out of this mess.
00:41:25How?
00:41:26Uh, by sending
00:41:27a little S.O.S.
00:41:28to the big man upstairs.
00:41:29But, Wimmy,
00:41:30God's not real.
00:41:34Peggy,
00:41:35isn't it enough
00:41:35that you killed
00:41:36our captain?
00:41:37Do you have to
00:41:38blasphemy God
00:41:39while you're at it?
00:41:39I didn't kill him.
00:41:40You're the one
00:41:41who said airlock closed.
00:41:43Airlock closed.
00:41:44Hey, come on, Wimmy.
00:41:45Leave Peggy alone.
00:41:47She can't help it.
00:41:47She's, you know.
00:41:49What are you saying, Kyle?
00:41:50I mean, Peggy is
00:41:51obviously, she's,
00:41:53you know,
00:41:55Peggy, I don't want
00:41:55to offend you,
00:41:56but, I mean,
00:41:57you're obviously,
00:41:58like,
00:41:59you have a mental thing.
00:42:02Right?
00:42:02Are you mentally handicapped?
00:42:04Oh.
00:42:05I'm sorry.
00:42:06No, that came out wrong.
00:42:08Look, it's not going
00:42:08to solve anything
00:42:09for us to be
00:42:10blaming each other.
00:42:11Now, I'm sure
00:42:11each one of us
00:42:12in this room
00:42:13has made mistakes.
00:42:15And right now,
00:42:15the best thing is
00:42:16for everyone here
00:42:18to just forgive
00:42:19everyone here
00:42:20so that we can all
00:42:21work together
00:42:22moving forward.
00:42:23So we can all
00:42:24work together
00:42:25moving forward.
00:42:27Todd,
00:42:27what is with
00:42:28the attitude?
00:42:29I don't have an attitude.
00:42:30Well, I'm not
00:42:30your fucking dad, man.
00:42:31I know you're not
00:42:32my dad.
00:42:33My dad is awesome.
00:42:35Is Alrod okay?
00:42:37Okay?
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:40Okay.
00:42:43we have to get in touch
00:42:44with Mission Control.
00:42:45Tell them what happened
00:42:46and get them to pick us up
00:42:47and take us home.
00:42:48I know!
00:42:49Hit this one!
00:42:50Peggy, don't touch.
00:42:52This is dangerous.
00:42:53Okay.
00:42:54from now on
00:42:54no one touches
00:42:55anything.
00:42:57Todd!
00:42:58Telecom.
00:42:59It's short for
00:42:59telecommunications.
00:43:02Mission Control.
00:43:03Can you hear us?
00:43:04There they are!
00:43:06You bastards!
00:43:07You bastards!
00:43:09Come kill us now, too?
00:43:12Guys, guys,
00:43:13we are so sorry
00:43:15about Elrond.
00:43:16It was an accident.
00:43:17We saw everything!
00:43:19There's cameras!
00:43:20Uh,
00:43:21what do we do?
00:43:23How do we get back home?
00:43:24What happens?
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25Well,
00:43:27we should be able to just
00:43:28have the ship
00:43:29automatically bring you home.
00:43:30Just don't touch
00:43:31that big red button.
00:43:33Um,
00:43:35Peggy already did.
00:43:37What?
00:43:38You didn't hear
00:43:39a grinding sound,
00:43:39did you?
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41Well, great!
00:43:42That just disengaged
00:43:43all the return boosters.
00:43:45Oh, thank you, Peggy.
00:43:46Did I fix it?
00:43:47Well, now what?
00:43:48Are we screwed?
00:43:49Is there another way
00:43:50to get back?
00:43:51Of course there is.
00:43:52in the sciences,
00:43:54we always prepare
00:43:55for a plan B.
00:43:56Oh, thank God.
00:43:58Yeah.
00:43:58If we start constructing
00:43:59another ship now,
00:44:01we can get to you guys
00:44:02in about five years.
00:44:04Five years?
00:44:05Did you say five years?
00:44:06We're all gonna be stuck
00:44:07up here for five years?
00:44:09Five.
00:44:09Five whole years.
00:44:10Well, maybe you should've
00:44:11thought about that
00:44:12before you killed
00:44:13Elrond Branson.
00:44:14He was a candle
00:44:15in the wind
00:44:16and a rocket man.
00:44:19That dude?
00:44:20What a nerd.
00:44:22Nerd?
00:44:23Nerd?
00:44:24You know what?
00:44:24That's the problem
00:44:26with cools.
00:44:27You guys just think
00:44:28you can say
00:44:28whatever you want
00:44:29to anybody.
00:44:30Well, if you wanted
00:44:32a world without nerds,
00:44:34then Merry Christmas
00:44:35and Happy Birthday,
00:44:37you're on one.
00:44:38Nerds out!
00:44:39No!
00:44:39No, no, no!
00:44:40Nerds!
00:44:41Nerds!
00:44:41Nerds!
00:44:42No!
00:44:43No!
00:44:44No!
00:44:53I cannot get enough
00:44:54of things like that.
00:44:55Look at that.
00:44:55Now, let's see
00:44:56if we can go frame by frame.
00:44:57Toby, can we go frame
00:44:58by frame here?
00:44:59Someone get Toby
00:45:00out of the chair
00:45:00and let's go frame by frame.
00:45:01Okay, here we go.
00:45:02Now, he's like,
00:45:03oh, oh, I'm in trouble,
00:45:05I'm in trouble.
00:45:05Oh, boom!
00:45:07Rewind.
00:45:08See?
00:45:08See?
00:45:08He's still alive there.
00:45:09Still alive there.
00:45:10There.
00:45:11Still alive.
00:45:11And he's feeling it
00:45:12right there.
00:45:14And that's where
00:45:14I think he died.
00:45:15What about you?
00:45:16I honestly have
00:45:16a hard time
00:45:17watching this stuff.
00:45:18Oh, not me.
00:45:19I have a whole folder
00:45:20of this sort of stuff
00:45:21on my desktop at home.
00:45:22It's marked taxes
00:45:23so my wife
00:45:23doesn't snoop around in it.
00:45:25Getting back
00:45:25to the crisis at hand,
00:45:26millions and millions
00:45:27of viewers
00:45:28around the globe
00:45:29are mourning the loss
00:45:30of billionaire
00:45:31philanthropist
00:45:31Elron Branson
00:45:32and watching the developments
00:45:34with bated breath.
00:45:35So much so
00:45:36that Mars Enterprises
00:45:37has set up
00:45:37a 24-hour feed
00:45:38so concerned citizens
00:45:39can monitor the events
00:45:40in the space station
00:45:41around the clock.
00:45:42And with the sudden
00:45:43and shockingly
00:45:45metal death
00:45:45of the only person
00:45:46who knew how
00:45:47to operate the ship,
00:45:48how do you think
00:45:48the crew's holding up?
00:45:49I tell you,
00:45:50it must be incredibly,
00:45:52incredibly tense up there.
00:45:53Let's take a look
00:45:54at the feed.
00:45:55Where should we start?
00:45:56Hey, why not
00:45:57the women's bathroom?
00:45:58I like the way you think.
00:45:59stupid Kyle
00:46:00doesn't realize
00:46:01what he's giving up.
00:46:02But you're going
00:46:03to remind him.
00:46:05You're the hottest
00:46:07bitch on this planet.
00:46:09Pizza.
00:46:11Roast beef.
00:46:14Chocolate.
00:46:15cross and lucky charms.
00:46:17Research buff.
00:46:18Cocoa puffs.
00:46:26Hi.
00:46:28So, Todd, huh?
00:46:31That's an interesting name.
00:46:33I'm not going to
00:46:33stick my dick in crazy.
00:46:34What?
00:46:35You just told your boyfriend
00:46:36you're on a break.
00:46:37You're hurt,
00:46:38you're angry,
00:46:39you want to fuck somebody,
00:46:40you're being crazy.
00:46:40Oh, my God.
00:46:43I wouldn't even think.
00:46:44Okay, sweet.
00:46:45That is not
00:46:47why I came over here.
00:46:48Oh, okay.
00:46:49My mistake.
00:46:49And for your information,
00:46:52crazy girls
00:46:52are the best
00:46:53in bed.
00:46:54That's not true.
00:46:55That's just something
00:46:56crazy girls say.
00:46:57Oh!
00:47:03Hey, Peggy.
00:47:05They never said
00:47:05there was a limit
00:47:06on how much food
00:47:07we could make.
00:47:08God,
00:47:08it stinks in here.
00:47:09anyways,
00:47:11just wanted to stop by
00:47:12and say
00:47:12you were looking
00:47:14pretty hot tonight.
00:47:15Shut up!
00:47:17Literally nobody
00:47:18has ever
00:47:19said that to me.
00:47:21Literally!
00:47:22That's a shame
00:47:23because
00:47:23I think you're
00:47:25fucking sexy.
00:47:26Candace,
00:47:27you are blowing
00:47:28my mind right now.
00:47:29What do you say
00:47:30we lock this door,
00:47:32put on some music,
00:47:34grab a bottle
00:47:35of Everclear,
00:47:37and...
00:47:37Candace,
00:47:38I'm going to stop you
00:47:38right there.
00:47:39and don't stick
00:47:40my fingers in crazy.
00:47:41What?
00:47:42It's my one rule.
00:47:43Don't get me wrong,
00:47:45Candace,
00:47:45you're a very
00:47:46attractive woman,
00:47:47and I'd be lying
00:47:48if I said
00:47:48I wasn't flattered.
00:47:49But I know
00:47:50where this road leads,
00:47:51and it's not a place
00:47:53where either of us
00:47:54would feel good...
00:47:55what the fuck is wrong
00:47:55with everyone
00:47:56on this spaceship?
00:47:58What the fuck is wrong
00:48:05with everyone
00:48:07on this spaceship?
00:48:08and...
00:48:10shh...
00:48:15okay...
00:48:16Hi, Candace.
00:48:18I was just talking
00:48:19to my best friend.
00:48:21Who's your best friend?
00:48:22Ugh,
00:48:23this is so fucking hard.
00:48:25What say you and I
00:48:27have a little drink?
00:48:28Let me stop you
00:48:29right there.
00:48:29I do not imbibe,
00:48:31but I am happy
00:48:32to provide
00:48:33some non-judgmental company
00:48:34while you poison your brain
00:48:35and jeopardize your soul
00:48:36with alcohol.
00:48:37You're funny.
00:48:39Listen,
00:48:40Wimmy,
00:48:40you're a man with needs.
00:48:43I'm a woman with needs.
00:48:45What do you say
00:48:46we help each other out?
00:48:47What?
00:48:47No!
00:48:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:49I am taken.
00:48:51Here's the Tillium's clan
00:48:52right here.
00:48:53Ah!
00:48:54What?
00:48:55What?
00:49:02Candace!
00:49:03We just adulteried!
00:49:04I adulteried!
00:49:05I just betrayed
00:49:06my wife and children!
00:49:11I'm sorry.
00:49:12I just don't know
00:49:13what's going on with me.
00:49:14This whole thing
00:49:15with me and Kyle
00:49:16has me feel like
00:49:18I'm losing my mind.
00:49:20I'm not usually like this,
00:49:21I swear.
00:49:23Okay.
00:49:24Well,
00:49:24the Lord has everything
00:49:26happen for a reason,
00:49:27so maybe he can
00:49:29use this as a teachable moment.
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:33John 3.16 says,
00:49:34For God so loved the earth
00:49:36that he gave
00:49:36his only begotten son.
00:49:37Yeah, but,
00:49:38Wimmy,
00:49:39we're not on earth.
00:49:41Well,
00:49:41it says earth,
00:49:43but it means
00:49:43the whole solar system.
00:49:44Well,
00:49:44why would he say earth
00:49:45if he meant solar system?
00:49:49Candace.
00:49:49Well,
00:49:50way back when this was written,
00:49:51God probably had no idea
00:49:53that in the future
00:49:54man would make it
00:49:54to other planets.
00:49:56Well,
00:49:56I mean,
00:49:57he knew.
00:49:58He just,
00:49:58he had to know.
00:49:59He just probably didn't,
00:50:00I mean,
00:50:02hold on.
00:50:04Hey,
00:50:04hey,
00:50:05I mean,
00:50:05I get it, guys.
00:50:06In high school,
00:50:07I wasn't the most popular guy either.
00:50:08I didn't even kiss a girl
00:50:10until I was 18.
00:50:1218?
00:50:1418?
00:50:15That's not nerdy.
00:50:16That's cool.
00:50:17No,
00:50:17I didn't mean 18.
00:50:18It wasn't 18.
00:50:19I don't know why I said that.
00:50:21It was way later.
00:50:22It was like,
00:50:22like 20.
00:50:2320?
00:50:2429.
00:50:2529.
00:50:2529.
00:50:25I was 29.
00:50:26Oh,
00:50:27okay.
00:50:29That's pretty lame,
00:50:30I guess.
00:50:31I mean,
00:50:32I kissed a girl
00:50:32when I was 28.
00:50:34I didn't,
00:50:34but I could have.
00:50:35Wait a minute,
00:50:36wait a minute,
00:50:36wait a minute.
00:50:37You,
00:50:37you kissed a girl
00:50:38at 28?
00:50:40Are you sure
00:50:40I'm not talking
00:50:41to a couple of cools
00:50:42right now?
00:50:44Yeah,
00:50:45right.
00:50:45Get out of here.
00:50:47You don't really think that.
00:50:48Oh,
00:50:49I don't know.
00:50:49I'm getting some real
00:50:50cool vibes coming
00:50:51through this monitor
00:50:52right now.
00:50:53Shut up.
00:50:54You know what would be
00:50:54really cool,
00:50:55though?
00:50:56If you guys could
00:50:57help me figure out
00:50:58how to fly this thing
00:50:59back home.
00:51:00Well,
00:51:01I guess us cools
00:51:03have to stick together.
00:51:05That's right.
00:51:06Okay,
00:51:07well,
00:51:08it's not gonna be easy,
00:51:09but I think if we all
00:51:11keep our cool,
00:51:13will be able
00:51:14to walk you through it.
00:51:15The first thing
00:51:16you're gonna need to do
00:51:17is refill the spaceship's
00:51:18fuel reserve tanks.
00:51:20Kyle,
00:51:20I'm so sorry.
00:51:22Can we talk?
00:51:23Just,
00:51:23just,
00:51:24just a minute,
00:51:24Candace.
00:51:25The mission control guys
00:51:26are helping us get home.
00:51:27All right,
00:51:27now,
00:51:28to do this,
00:51:28you'll need to divert
00:51:29the fuel from the station's
00:51:31resting generators
00:51:32to the ship's return tank.
00:51:34Okay,
00:51:34resting generators.
00:51:35Got it.
00:51:36I cheated on you
00:51:37with Wimmy.
00:51:39With Wimmy?
00:51:40What?
00:51:40Why?
00:51:41Weird.
00:51:41Okay,
00:51:42okay,
00:51:43all right,
00:51:43look,
00:51:43Candace,
00:51:44that is really shitty
00:51:45and we will have
00:51:47to talk about that,
00:51:48but I gotta do this
00:51:49right now.
00:51:49This is what
00:51:50I'm talking about.
00:51:51I travel all the way
00:51:52through space
00:51:53to get to Mars
00:51:54to talk to you
00:51:55and all you do
00:51:57is ignore me.
00:51:58Guys,
00:51:58is this resting generator
00:51:59thing an outside
00:52:00kind of deal
00:52:01or is this
00:52:01somewhere in the ship here?
00:52:03That is outside
00:52:04of the ship.
00:52:04Right on the underside
00:52:05of the central pond.
00:52:07Hi!
00:52:08Candace,
00:52:09no!
00:52:11Two years
00:52:12of my life,
00:52:13Kyle.
00:52:14My two best years
00:52:15wasted with you.
00:52:19Oh, my God.
00:52:20Candace,
00:52:20stop!
00:52:26Oh, my God.
00:52:27I could have
00:52:28married Brian
00:52:29the lady.
00:52:36Candace,
00:52:37you broke the earth thing.
00:52:38Well,
00:52:38now we're even
00:52:40because you broke my heart.
00:52:42No, no, no.
00:52:43You broke the fucking earth thing.
00:52:45The meek
00:52:46shall inherit the earth.
00:52:49The earth is filled
00:52:51with the steadfast love
00:52:52of the Lord.
00:52:54The earth is the lord
00:52:55of the fullness thereof.
00:53:04The thing!
00:53:05She fucking broke the thing.
00:53:07We're gonna die.
00:53:08Do you want to play
00:53:09future tennis with me?
00:53:12Todd,
00:53:13I don't know how
00:53:14to fix the container
00:53:15and I saw her do it.
00:53:17She threw the thing
00:53:18and then it made the thing
00:53:19punch right through it.
00:53:20we're gonna die.
00:53:21We're all gonna die.
00:53:22What are you talking about?
00:53:23We're gonna die, man.
00:53:25And why do you think
00:53:26we're dying?
00:53:26Because I saw
00:53:27the fucking air.
00:53:28Our air is sucked
00:53:29out into outer space.
00:53:31Okay,
00:53:31and how did that happen?
00:53:32Because this bitch...
00:53:34Hey!
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:36Do not judge me
00:53:38until I have finished
00:53:39my sentence
00:53:40because then
00:53:41you will see
00:53:42that she
00:53:43has murdered you
00:53:45and she
00:53:45has murdered you
00:53:47and she has
00:53:48murdered me
00:53:49and she has
00:53:51also committed
00:53:52suicide
00:53:53and killed Wimmy.
00:53:54Where...
00:53:55Where's Wimmy?
00:53:57There is no God here.
00:53:58We abandoned him
00:53:59when we left the Earth.
00:54:00He has no jurisdiction
00:54:02up here.
00:54:02The red planet
00:54:03is the planet
00:54:04of the devil.
00:54:07Okay.
00:54:08First of all,
00:54:08I'm gonna apologize
00:54:09to the room.
00:54:10Uh,
00:54:11I lost my cool there.
00:54:13I said some things
00:54:14that didn't need
00:54:15to be said
00:54:15and it's important
00:54:16for a leader
00:54:17to be calm
00:54:17and collected.
00:54:18What?
00:54:19What?
00:54:20Dude,
00:54:21you are amazing.
00:54:22Hey,
00:54:22can you say that part
00:54:23about you being
00:54:24the leader again?
00:54:25Kyle,
00:54:25do you wanna play
00:54:26future tennis with me?
00:54:27Kyle hates future tennis.
00:54:29He thinks it's a game
00:54:30that makes the person
00:54:30you claim to have love
00:54:31for two years
00:54:32come and see you
00:54:33after you tried
00:54:33to run away from them.
00:54:34Okay,
00:54:35Candace,
00:54:35can we try
00:54:35and stay focused,
00:54:36please?
00:54:37Life-threatening situation here.
00:54:38Ring a bell,
00:54:39you threw a fit,
00:54:40now we're fucked.
00:54:41We're fucked?
00:54:41Yes,
00:54:42we're fucked!
00:54:42We're not fucked.
00:54:44We still have
00:54:44a perfectly good spaceship
00:54:46sitting right over there
00:54:47that can take us home.
00:54:48No,
00:54:48the nerd said
00:54:49that there's all
00:54:49this complicated stuff
00:54:50we have to do.
00:54:51Let me guess
00:54:52what they said.
00:54:52We have to refuel,
00:54:54fill up the gas tank?
00:54:55They,
00:54:56well,
00:54:56they said fuel reserve.
00:54:58Uh-huh.
00:54:58I'm guessing
00:54:59their plan involves
00:54:59something like
00:55:00diverting the fuel
00:55:01from the station's generators
00:55:02into the ship's reserve,
00:55:03probably some sort
00:55:03of exterior switch
00:55:04and a transfer hose
00:55:05we need to connect.
00:55:06Wait a minute.
00:55:08Okay,
00:55:08I don't wanna offend you
00:55:09right now,
00:55:10but are you smart?
00:55:12Uh,
00:55:13I don't wanna offend you,
00:55:14but are you smart?
00:55:16Todd,
00:55:17can I get a sidebar
00:55:18really quick?
00:55:21Candace and Wemmy
00:55:21are very crazy
00:55:22and Peggy
00:55:23is also very crazy.
00:55:25You,
00:55:25you seem in a weird way
00:55:27not to be crazy.
00:55:28Do you think
00:55:28that you can help me
00:55:29fix this ship?
00:55:30Uh,
00:55:30I think you'll be more like
00:55:32you helping me fix this ship
00:55:33and also I don't need that.
00:55:35I find that to be
00:55:36very encouraging.
00:55:41Hey there,
00:55:42Lust Muffin.
00:55:43What the fuck
00:55:44did you just say?
00:55:45Guess what?
00:55:46What?
00:55:47Turns out you were right
00:55:48about Satan ruling Mars.
00:55:50I didn't say anything about...
00:55:51I should have seen it earlier.
00:55:52It was right in front
00:55:53of my damn face.
00:55:56Part of my French,
00:55:57I swear now.
00:55:58What are you talking about?
00:55:59I was just in my room
00:56:00indulging my own flesh,
00:56:01treating my body
00:56:03like a damn playground.
00:56:05What is that?
00:56:06Playing with my private parts
00:56:08outside of marriage
00:56:09and I don't give a sh...
00:56:11damn.
00:56:13And guess what?
00:56:14I loved it.
00:56:15Now I get what
00:56:16all the fuss is about.
00:56:17Why are you telling me
00:56:18all this?
00:56:19I'm here to take you up
00:56:20on your offer.
00:56:21I want to do
00:56:22every damn thing.
00:56:26Ah,
00:56:27fuck it.
00:56:30These suits
00:56:31are pretty cool.
00:56:33We just actually
00:56:35became the first two people
00:56:36to ever set foot on Mars.
00:56:37Isn't that kind of crazy?
00:56:40I mean,
00:56:42it is to me
00:56:42a little bit.
00:56:43I mean,
00:56:44that's a big deal.
00:56:46Oh, Todd,
00:56:47be careful.
00:56:48Oh, is that
00:56:49the hose we need?
00:56:50Oh, good.
00:56:54Hey, how do you know
00:56:55how to do all this stuff?
00:56:56You seem really confident.
00:56:58I don't know
00:56:59anything mechanical.
00:57:00I was an indoor kid.
00:57:02I can't even change a flat.
00:57:10if you want to talk to me,
00:57:12you have to press this button.
00:57:16Yeah, I wasn't talking.
00:57:23I can't.
00:57:24It won't go in.
00:57:25It keeps bending.
00:57:27Maybe your butthole's broken.
00:57:29My butthole's not broken,
00:57:30Wimmy.
00:57:30You have to be hard.
00:57:32I'm pretty hard.
00:57:32It just keeps bending, though.
00:57:37Candace,
00:57:37you need to relax more
00:57:38so I can stuff it in.
00:57:40There!
00:57:40I just got it in.
00:57:41I'm in.
00:57:43We are having sodomy.
00:57:45Wow.
00:57:46You're not in.
00:57:48No, you're right.
00:57:49It's out again.
00:57:50Damn.
00:57:51I gotta say, Todd,
00:57:53I am pretty impressed.
00:57:55Oh, great.
00:57:55I impressed Kyle.
00:57:56That means a lot.
00:57:57when I get home,
00:57:58everyone will be like,
00:57:58hey, Todd, how was Mars?
00:57:59I'll be like,
00:58:00it was okay,
00:58:00but the real cool thing
00:58:01is while I was up there,
00:58:02I impressed some idiot.
00:58:04Dude,
00:58:05what is the deal?
00:58:06What?
00:58:07What is with the negativity, man?
00:58:09What is your issue with me?
00:58:10Seriously?
00:58:11Seriously?
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:13I don't like the way
00:58:14you treat women.
00:58:16I'm sorry,
00:58:16excuse me?
00:58:17The way I treat women.
00:58:18Did I bash her face in
00:58:20with the lamp?
00:58:21Did I throw a monitor
00:58:22in her head?
00:58:23It just didn't really sit well
00:58:24with me the way you were
00:58:25throwing around
00:58:25the B-word back there.
00:58:26What?
00:58:27She is so mean to me.
00:58:30She's been treating me
00:58:30like this for two years
00:58:31and she's wrecked
00:58:32the spaceship now
00:58:33and she's ruined my life.
00:58:35She ruined your life.
00:58:36She came all the way
00:58:36up to Mars for you.
00:58:37She is crazy.
00:58:38Yeah, because you've
00:58:39made her crazy.
00:58:40Look, you're obviously
00:58:41not really committed
00:58:42to your relationship
00:58:43and you've just been
00:58:44stringing her along
00:58:44instead of manning up
00:58:45and doing the right thing.
00:58:47What, marry her?
00:58:48No, break up with her.
00:58:50Let her go find someone
00:58:52who will actually
00:58:53give a shit about her.
00:58:54Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:58:56I'm gonna go fix the ship.
00:59:03Wimmy Tilliams is my name
00:59:04and Sinning is my new game.
00:59:06Committing adultery
00:59:07felt that good.
00:59:08I can't imagine
00:59:09how good it must feel
00:59:10to Sinning even harder.
00:59:11ch-ch-ch-ch
00:59:13ah-ah-ah
00:59:13ch-ch-ch-ch
00:59:15ah-ah-ah
00:59:16ch-ch-ch-ch
00:59:17ch-ch-ch
00:59:17ch-ch-ch
00:59:17ch-ch-ch
00:59:17ch-ch-ch
00:59:17ch-ch-ch
00:59:18ch-ch-ch
00:59:19Hey there, handsome
00:59:22devil.
00:59:30When the going gets tough
00:59:31and the road is dark
00:59:33and the trouble never ends
00:59:36there's always one thing
00:59:38there's always one thing
00:59:38that you can count on
00:59:39I'm talking about friends
00:59:43you can always count on friends
00:59:45to lift you up
00:59:47when you are down
00:59:48friends are always there for you
00:59:52when no one else is around
00:59:56friends
00:59:57that's what I'm talking about
00:59:59friends
01:00:00You'll be a mess without friends
01:00:08you'll be a mess Without friends
01:00:14you'll be a mess Without friends
01:00:22You'll be a mess Without friend
01:00:26mark
01:00:26tickle
01:00:27all right
01:03:07تبريح مهمي أمامك
01:03:09لماذا تم تخير قبل جديد؟
01:03:17الذين مجيزوا من الأمور
01:03:18ح�� خلاثيي، خلاص بحكم
01:03:18نعم، نعم، نعم، نهائي
01:03:22نعم، نعم، نعم، نعم، نعم، نعم، نعم، لأنه ميت
01:03:36لا يتسوح.
01:03:38اذاً...
01:03:39رأي كنت يكون مهاراً.
01:03:40ستح بها مع ذلك.
01:03:43إنه شكراً حتى معًا،
01:03:46انتهى في 10...
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01:03:488 و...
01:03:49مهاراً جداً!
01:03:51ما?
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01:03:56مهاراً؟
01:03:57أينذى هل تحتاج؟
01:03:58أينٰ، اين первый؟
01:04:00تحصل الأن East!
01:04:00تحصل أم الساعة!
01:04:02هذا الشخص هو رضيك
01:04:06مكتب
01:04:07ماذا؟
01:04:08مرحباً كندس
01:04:09لا! لا تفعل هذا مرة أخرى
01:04:12كندس، لا أسرع منك
01:04:15فقط...
01:04:15فقط...
01:04:16فقط لا أحبك
01:04:18و ربما فقط أفعل ذلك
01:04:20ولكن أعلم أيضا أنك
01:04:22تحتاج إلى شخص الذي يفعل
01:04:32خ Leadت تجلب الشخص
01:04:34لدعوظ المنزل
01:04:35شعرّد Labs
01:04:38سيط всتجلب
01:04:41شكоссك
01:04:42شكراً
01:04:43تمتزل
01:07:01التي يمكن أن يشتركها في القرآن
01:07:10المسرع في الطريقة التي تجعلها
01:07:47إنه سيارة بس مرحبين لفعه
01:07:50بس بيسارة لفعه وتهدف موظف للمشاركات
01:07:52لا يعلم أن ذكرت ذلك لأنها ستجنها
01:07:54محطة المتفجة هنا
01:07:55كودر، كودر، كودر بحانني
01:07:57طلال أكيد من المثل
01:08:02الطلقة
01:08:03الرانب ضمد ترد أمام الدول أ Europ Charlize
01:08:07أن يبصد الفعه بمعاه الجهد
01:08:09هذا قدس للمشاركت قدس على النبور
01:08:13ايه لديه مطلع باستخدام
01:08:15احيانا بشيئا بنا
01:08:16فقط اكتشفين جميع المحرانات
01:08:19فقط أزالهم بشيء لديهم
01:08:20واليهم لديهم فقط لديهم مجردين
01:08:22لأنهم جميع المشروع
01:08:23لما كانت بأسفل المحرانات
01:08:24ولكن من؟
01:08:25ما هذه المحرانات في المحرانات
01:08:27مهران من كل محرانات
01:08:29من المحرانات الامرات
01:08:29ومع المحرانات مينة
01:08:31احيانا
01:08:33أحضر 3 large thick crust
01:08:35پسنة المصفرات
01:08:36لأسفل
01:08:38لأسفل
01:08:38قطع
01:08:39نعم
01:09:09أنا لقد هم
01:09:10ما هي بإبعاله؟
01:09:11أنت!
01:09:12عمينا!
01:09:13لا!
01:09:15بالتكار كيل
01:09:16مانا ، فا لم أعطى الوطن
01:09:18لا اعطى اللي
01:11:14سيكون مدرسة.
01:11:15ثم سيكون مدرسة من مدرساتهم
01:11:17سيكون مدرسة أكثر من الناس.
01:11:19أنا مرحباً.
01:11:21أنا أيضا، دعواني.
01:11:22أنا أيضا.
01:11:23ولكننا لدينا بعض الناس لتقتل.
01:11:31هناك نحن نحن نحن نحن!
01:11:33الانتراضي الانتراضي الانتراضي الانتراضي في نفسنا!
01:11:40ماذا في الناس؟
01:11:46موسيقى
01:12:14حقا كما احضر
01:12:16موسيقى
01:12:22الموسيقى
01:12:24المسيقى موسيقى
01:12:26كيف ادراً؟
01:12:29الله؟
01:12:31ياكري
01:12:32ما فعله؟
01:12:34المسيقى يا ربي
01:12:42كوينت
01:12:43جسس
01:12:44كوينت
01:12:44كيل
01:12:46مرحبا يا هم
01:12:47مرحبا
01:12:47ماذا مرحبا
01:12:48كيف تكن على مرحبا
01:12:50تكن لست لن في مرحبا
01:12:51تكن في مرحبا
01:12:5230 ماراً بشكل من نفا
01:12:54الذين نزلوا تحديدون
01:12:56للجمع الفيديونات
01:12:58ماذا تقول
01:12:59تنقل
01:13:00لقد أخذت
01:13:00بصدر الجمحة
01:13:01من طريقة
01:13:01لقد وجمع
01:13:02ولكن
01:13:03لقد اشترك
01:13:04سيكون مرحباً
01:13:05سيكون مرحباً
01:13:11سيكون مرحباً ما يحدث
01:13:13لحظة تحديث
01:13:15أميك
01:13:32أميك
01:13:34أميك بسرع محلوكي
01:13:38أميك بسرع
01:13:38أميك بسرع
01:13:40أميك بسرع
01:15:58ياتركوا في الصهيرة
01:16:05أعتقد أنني لا أعتقد
01:16:08سوف أراك في حالة
01:16:12إيه كندس
01:16:14أحسن أنني أحسن أنني أخذتك
01:16:18أنا أحسن
01:16:20أعلم
01:16:20و سمده
01:16:22أحسن أنني سوف أحسن
01:16:28إيه
01:16:30إيه
01:16:30ألران
01:17:02وقالت مجرم وقالتهم والحرم وقت مجرمها
01:17:05حتى تبورهم جمعوا
01:17:07إنك هم بلده
01:17:09شكراً لك، فتح
01:17:11أم لا يوجد بذلك، هذا لكذا
01:17:12لكي نحن لكي نحن فعلنا، هلالن؟
01:17:14هذا ما أشعر أن هذا لكي نحن نجح
01:17:17فعلنا لدينا جانبينة مجرمين
01:17:18علينا أن تكون لدينا جميعاً
01:17:18ما يحبتك أن تكون لكيه
01:17:20مجرم الصفراتيسي
01:17:22وما سوف أضعنا
01:17:23لذلك نحن نحن نحن بأجي
01:17:24في كل سنحن سنقل في الجزء
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