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00:00Boss, are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:06Invitica AI has matched Nora with millionaire Gavin Winters.
00:11The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:13You deserve to be with someone in your league.
00:16Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:19I'm just a janitor.
00:21That perfect algorithm is a scam.
00:23And what if the algorithm predicted exactly this?
00:26Let's make a bet.
00:27If you fall in love with me, the algorithm wins.
00:30Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence?
00:33Marrying the janitor.
00:34You have made us the laughingstock of the valley.
00:37This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:41We'll see how much it will.
00:42How is it still going up?
00:43Are you really a janitor?
00:45It's time I come clean.
00:47Still playing house with the billionaire?
00:49Your husband's the CEO of Invitica.
00:52But you don't love me.
00:53Our experiment was over.
01:00Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
01:05Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
01:12Boss?
01:13Everything's ready to go.
01:14Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
01:18It doesn't matter.
01:20Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
01:24The algorithm's never wrong.
01:25Soon the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
01:28It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
01:31Excellent.
01:32Bianca's match will take us to the top.
01:34That's for Nora.
01:35If her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event wraps.
01:41If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
01:47Welcome.
01:49This is my last chance.
01:52Could it be very bad if I could marry one of them?
01:55Neither one would be worth it.
02:00Congratulations, Nora.
02:02Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
02:09Okay.
02:09This might work.
02:10And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blyce, the janitor.
02:15How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
02:21Hey, babe.
02:23Gavin's the name.
02:24Money's the game.
02:26Ten billion a year, to be exact.
02:28Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
02:30Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
02:32He could have seen your last-year global exec summit.
02:35Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
02:37Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
02:41Our COO would never find out who I really are.
02:46The algorithm got it all wrong.
02:49You deserve to be with someone in your league.
02:52Not this discount, Cinderella.
02:54Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
03:03This outcome is unexpected.
03:06Interesting.
03:07Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
03:10The algorithm can't predict everything.
03:12Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
03:16Is this really the end?
03:21That janitor?
03:22He has Bianca's match.
03:24Fine.
03:24I'll take him.
03:25My fate is mine to decide.
03:28I'm getting married today.
03:30What's she gonna do?
03:36Just play along?
03:38What?
03:55What a surprise.
03:57Beautiful.
03:58And such a fighter.
04:00Interesting.
04:00No!
04:00What the hell are you doing?
04:03Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
04:06What a joke!
04:07A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
04:12Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
04:17My AI didn't account for her.
04:19Which makes me the perfect test subject.
04:22Look at me, princess.
04:23I'm just a janitor.
04:24Your dress costs more than my life savings.
04:27Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
04:32That perfect algorithm is a scam.
04:36It knows nothing about true love.
04:39True love can be modeled.
04:41It just requires a more complex set of code.
04:45Okay, Mr. Janitor.
04:47I'm not too light of code, though.
04:49Is she doubting my data?
04:51I love turning a doubter into a believer.
04:55Alright.
04:56Let's make a bet.
04:58A one-year marriage contract.
05:00If I fall in love with you, you win.
05:02And you'll get half.
05:04Everything I own.
05:09Of what?
05:10A mop and a bucket?
05:12Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
05:16Tell you what.
05:17If I fall for you, you get half a bite.
05:20Ew.
05:22I like those odds.
05:26I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
05:29Anything's better than my dad's deals.
05:39We're getting married.
05:41No worries.
05:42Victory!
05:45Victory!
05:47Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
05:57Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
06:00You really just gonna wash it off?
06:02I need to start looking my best.
06:04Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
06:06it will grow into love.
06:09I'm winning, Miss Blythe.
06:12Preparing the janitor.
06:13You have made us the Lapping Stock Valley.
06:17Nora, you took with that loser.
06:19The marriage is off.
06:20That's too bad.
06:22I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
06:24Fine.
06:25But when it all falls apart,
06:27don't come crawling back to us,
06:29begging for forgiveness.
06:31You.
06:32Throw out our luggage.
06:34Please.
06:35No, wait.
06:36Stop.
06:51Now that you're a janitor's wife,
06:53you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
06:55Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
06:57Stay away from her, Bianca.
07:01Poverty stinks.
07:02And it's contagious.
07:05Oh, my God.
07:06Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
07:09I know.
07:10He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
07:17Where's your beloved janitor?
07:19He's backing out now, is he?
07:21Where are you, Elvis?
07:23Watch out.
07:46Is this the man I just married?
07:50Wait.
07:51Those eyes.
07:55Those muscles.
07:58Is this the man I just married?
08:02Oh, he's handsome.
08:08Hey.
08:10Are you okay?
08:11Why did you jump in the way?
08:12I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
08:14Is this what it's like to be cared for?
08:17No.
08:18Don't fall for it, Nora.
08:19He's just your contract husband.
08:22Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
08:25Fuck.
08:26The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
08:32What the fuck?
08:33You literally just used me as a human shield.
08:35Get real, babe.
08:37This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
08:40Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
08:43You're right.
08:44Brains beat books.
08:46This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
08:48but his bank account is malnourished.
08:56Horses?
08:57Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
09:00My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
09:03He might even surpass Mr. S.
09:05The richest man alive.
09:07Surpass me?
09:09Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
09:11Mr. S.?
09:13That's an ambitious goal.
09:14Oh, look.
09:15The janitor has opinions now.
09:17Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat
09:18next to a guy like me.
09:20It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
09:22You'll see how different we really are.
09:25A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
09:26It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
09:29Oh, how poetic.
09:31Spoken like a true loser's wife.
09:34Still acting tough?
09:36Don't tell me.
09:37You two are actually planning to walk home.
09:42Bring out my car.
09:46This is where you can go.
10:03What the hell is that thing?
10:06A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
10:09How perfect.
10:12Get out of here.
10:17Come on.
10:26I'm sorry about this.
10:28Hey, don't apologize.
10:29This is super cool.
10:31I've never been in a car like this before.
10:59Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
11:02It's a nice place.
11:03Fort Janet.
11:05Make yourself at home.
11:06So we're in a bedroom.
11:08So you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
11:11I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
11:14I couldn't do that.
11:16So you'd rather we shed a bed?
11:17Well, no, I didn't mean that.
11:20It's just, I, whatever makes you feel good.
11:24I don't know.
11:26I'm just going to get some clothes out of here.
11:30Peach flavored lube?
11:38You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
11:42Just give it back.
11:45Give it back.
11:46Come on.
11:48Give it back.
11:51Well, this chest, it was amazing.
11:55You really can't wait, can you?
11:59We're married now.
12:00We'll use it sooner or later.
12:02No?
12:05Sooner or later.
12:17I'd say the sooner the better.
12:22I need some water.
12:28How cute.
12:29I still win this round, though.
12:32It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
12:41Damn.
12:42He goes shirtless just to fix a prime.
12:45Well, I'm not complaining.
12:48Look at this muscle.
12:50He's too fine.
13:03Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:08I didn't know you were there.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:12She's perfect.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:24Would you like to stop?
13:26I'm just kidding.
13:28Oh, my.
13:31Those arms are wider than my waist.
13:34Are janitors supposed to be like that?
13:37Now, hold still.
13:39Maybe.
13:44I'm sorry for getting you high.
13:45I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
13:48No, no, no.
13:49Fix your apps.
13:50They're perfect.
13:53The pipe.
13:55I meant the pipe.
13:56It is a pipe fixed.
13:59Um, I'm just going to go back to my room.
14:00It's freezing here, and I'm soaking wet, so.
14:04Freezing?
14:06Well, let me warn you, huh?
14:11What is he trying to do to me?
14:16All right.
14:17If you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
14:20Sure.
14:20Right?
14:21Yoga can keep me warm.
14:23Keep...
14:23Can you not stand still, host?
14:26How else am I supposed to correct your form?
14:28My form?
14:29What, are you a yogi now?
14:30I thought you were a janitor.
14:32I guess I'm full of surprises.
14:35I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
14:39Ready?
14:40Oh.
14:44This is punishment.
14:45I touched his abs for three seconds.
14:48And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
14:51Good.
14:51Now, uh, downward dog.
14:52Oh.
14:54Deeper.
14:56I can't.
14:58Hold it.
14:59Don't come up.
15:01Please.
15:02It hurts.
15:04Dammit, Nora.
15:05Don't make that noise.
15:07Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
15:09Oh.
15:17Heart rate 140.
15:20Respiratory rate 28%.
15:24Skin conductivity 40%.
15:26Skin conductivity 40%.
15:28All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
15:31No.
15:31No, it's the workout.
15:33I'm going to win the bet.
15:35Just you.
15:37Wait.
15:40Why are your hands shaking?
15:42You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
15:47It is because of you.
15:52What?
15:58What about your little friend?
16:01Why is your little friend so hard?
16:06She's a menace.
16:08I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
16:15Let him answer that for himself.
16:20Let him answer that for himself.
16:22Whoa.
16:24Hello there, buddy.
16:26Who's the one losing control now?
16:33You want me more than I want you.
16:35Did the perfect awkwardly predict that?
16:38I'm going to go shower.
16:41Alone.
16:43No peeking.
16:47I'm a loser, huh?
16:50We'll see about that.
16:55Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week, and they're hosting a dinner.
17:01You want your husband to attend?
17:04That's sweet.
17:04Actually, it's just, it's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
17:10And Bianca and the others are going to target you.
17:11I just know it.
17:12They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
17:17So I would embarrass you.
17:19What?
17:19No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
17:26Those people, they only see dollar signs.
17:30She's trying to protect me.
17:33It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
17:37Why are you being so nice to me?
17:39You don't even know me.
17:41Because you're better than all of them.
17:45You deserve to be treated like a queen.
17:48No one has ever stood in my corner like this, or whatever it's in.
17:55Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
17:59They won't appreciate it anyways.
18:07Prepare the best gift you can find.
18:10One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
18:12And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
18:19This was a mistake.
18:20You shouldn't have come.
18:21It's okay, babe.
18:22We got this.
18:35You ready?
18:39You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
18:44I knew you were shameless, Nora.
18:46Oh, God.
18:46This is a new love for you.
18:48I'm shameless.
18:50At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
18:55After just one week of marriage.
18:57I don't know what you're talking about.
18:58Are you fucking shitting on me on screen?
19:04Bianca!
19:07Surprise.
19:08Ding.
19:09Ding.
19:09Ding.
19:11Ding.
19:11Ding.
19:11Ding.
19:11Ding.
19:12Ding.
19:16You brought the janitor?
19:18Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
19:24Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
19:27Hey, knock it off.
19:32Don't listen to them.
19:35It's okay.
19:38Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
19:42So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
19:51Good man.
19:52Excellent.
19:53Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
19:56All right.
19:57Enough standing around.
19:59Let's all go inside.
20:00Come on, sweetheart.
20:03Let's just go.
20:04I am not putting up with this.
20:06Hey, come on.
20:07I didn't bring this kid for nothing.
20:09Let's just see how it goes.
20:11I don't know how to smell this.
20:23Are you crazy?
20:25Pouring cold water onto one in the dead of winter.
20:28Just for disinfection purposes.
20:30With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
20:35Open a window, would you?
20:37Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
20:43Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
20:48Gevinson passed around like a blunt.
20:50Who knows how many STDs he has.
20:52If anyone he's disinfecting, it's him.
20:55Elvis is my husband.
20:58And you will respect him.
21:00Oh, you little...
21:02Mom, do something!
21:04How dare you?
21:06Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
21:08He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
21:12That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
21:18You are unbelievable, Nora.
21:21Your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
21:25With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
21:29You should have stayed home.
21:31Yeah.
21:31How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
21:36My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
21:41And those are just the cheap ones.
21:45The 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chabon Blanc, and in 1990 Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
21:56Impressive.
21:57These must be your most prized collections.
22:00Well, well, well.
22:01Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
22:06You're right, though.
22:07Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
22:14Especially this one, Mr. Hartford.
22:17They don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
22:21Why don't we go and open this fanboy's home shelf?
22:25Splendid.
22:31You and every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
22:35Man, you went all out.
22:38But the bottle I brought, it's yours to shame.
22:44But the bottle I brought, it's yours to shame.
22:48You've got a lot of nerve.
22:50Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
22:52Let's see what kind of garbage you pour out of the trash heap.
23:01What's this?
23:03Homemade moonshine?
23:05There's no label.
23:06Who knows if it's even safe?
23:08Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
23:10Legit looks like you snatched it off some Hobout.
23:13What are you trying to do?
23:14Poison our dad?
23:15No.
23:16No, please.
23:17Shut up.
23:18This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
23:22Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave.
23:28Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
23:32Because it's highly exclusive.
23:45Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
23:49It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
23:51Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
23:55Doesn't even need a barcode.
23:57This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
24:00Nora, how about this?
24:02If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
24:09house.
24:11Why are you so obsessed with price?
24:14It's the thought that counts.
24:21Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
24:24What?
24:24Afraid you're going to lose?
24:27We'll take your bet.
24:28But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
24:33If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
24:42my heart.
24:43Ugh, boring.
24:45New rules.
24:46If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
24:51And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
24:55But if you lose, you have to get down and lift the wine off my shoes.
25:12Market price, $200,000.
25:28Market price, $500,000.
25:31Mmm, half a million?
25:33Oh my goodness.
25:35Oh yes.
25:45Market price, $1 million.
25:51$200,000?
25:52$500,000?
25:53A million?
25:54What are those bottles made of?
25:55Gold?
25:56Richard, you just don't get it.
25:58But fine wine is the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the thonies.
26:06Incredible.
26:07You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
26:10Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
26:13Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
26:17These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
26:23Split.
26:24They're expensive.
26:26But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
26:30Couldn't agree more.
26:32And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorne's.
26:39And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
26:48Wait, Daddy.
26:49Let's have a little fun first.
26:51You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
26:56Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
27:02Shut it.
27:03Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
27:10Now, get out of my sight.
27:14Just go else.
27:15They don't deserve your gift.
27:17Wait a second, sore losers.
27:19We had a bet.
27:21You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
27:27And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
27:32Fine.
27:36Fine.
27:36I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
27:48Wait, Nora.
27:49Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
27:53Elvis, you don't have to.
27:54It's fine.
27:59Price calculating.
28:02One million?
28:04Price calculating.
28:04How is it still going up?
28:09Impossible.
28:10That's impossible.
28:22I knew it.
28:24It's less than a dollar.
28:27Admit it, Nora.
28:27You married a good-for-nothing shit-scrubber.
28:30Now get down and lick the wine off my fucking shoes.
28:37What's the rush?
28:38Let's set the scanner to rare organic materials and property identification mode.
28:43Wait, how did you know the scanner even had that setting?
28:46System notice.
28:47Access authorized.
28:50How do you have top-level access?
28:53Who the hell are you?
28:55Item origin, Invitica Group Wine Cellar.
28:59Collection number 001.
29:01It was sold at an estate auction for $12,800,000.
29:05It's the private passion project of a god of wine.
29:10Unraged, you are.
29:13Acquired by Mr. F., CEO of Invitica Group,
29:17had an estate sale for $12,800,000 added to his personal collection.
29:29Current owner, Mr. S., Invitica's mysterious behind-the-scenes shareholder.
29:35That bottle belongs to Mr. S.
29:44Mr. Hawthorne, this bottle is a birthday gift to you on behalf of Nora and I.
29:49No, no, that's not possible.
29:51How the hell do you have that bottle?
29:53Now, can we please all go sit down and eat?
29:55Elvis?
29:57Are you Mr. S?
30:02Are you Mr. S?
30:08Fake!
30:09It is fake!
30:10He's a janitor, not Mr. fucking S.
30:13He planned this whole thing to humiliate us.
30:15Guards!
30:16Get this wine-stealing fee out of here!
30:18Yeah, yeah, it's fake.
30:19It's gotta be a fake.
30:20There's no way Mr. S.'s wine bottle would end up in the hands of some filthy domestic worker.
30:30You're just sore losers.
30:32You don't want to admit that you're wrong, so you're making stuff up to frame Elvis.
30:35If you're so high-class, call Mr. S.
30:38Do you not have his number?
30:40Well, go ahead.
30:41Call him.
30:42And tell him that Elvis stole his wine.
30:45Otherwise, apologize to Elvis, now.
30:51All right, all right, enough bickering.
30:54It's Victor's birthday, and we'll let this slide this once, Nora.
31:00Now, let's all go in and sit down for dinner.
31:11God, what's that smell?
31:15Oh, it's probably just the drain in Nora's bathroom clogging again.
31:20Gross.
31:22Good thing we have a pro to fix it.
31:24Go on, Elvis.
31:25Help your wife.
31:26It's been happening for years.
31:28No one can fix it, just leave it.
31:31It's okay.
31:32I can't have to check it out.
31:53Shit!
31:56Set me up.
31:57Open the door!
31:59Wow, it smells better already.
32:03That stench must have just been coming from the janitor.
32:10Let's not let a blue-collar commoner come between us.
32:14Here, have a drink.
32:17Bianca.
32:28I'm good.
32:36Just never learned.
32:38Can't you see that Bianca is trying to make amends?
32:54What the fuck?
32:56Hold her.
32:57She's going to drink it whether she likes it or not.
33:03Hey!
33:23Look, guys.
33:24There's some human filth on the floor.
33:26Shouldn't we dispose of it?
33:34Let's call your janitor husband back in here
33:36and have him toss you out with the rest of this class.
33:38I know that you keep tormenting him.
33:41Fine.
33:42I'll just torment you instead.
34:08You're just siding with her because she married a rich man and I did.
34:13I'm your daughter, too.
34:15Yeah.
34:16The most ungrateful daughter to ever exist.
34:19I didn't spend all that time and money working with you just so you could go marry a janitor.
34:25It's like I'm talking to a brick wall.
34:27Fine.
34:27Have it your way.
34:29I will take Elvis.
34:31Maybe forever.
34:33Stop.
34:34Elvis B.
34:36Invitica Group, Cleaning Division, ID number 3625.
34:40That's your husband, right?
34:43Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
34:46One phone call from him and your husband gets tossed like the trash he shovels.
34:52No, you can't do that.
34:53He's a good employee.
34:54He's a hard worker.
34:56I'd hardly call it work.
34:58Scrubbing the toilets or sweeping the floors.
35:00What's the difference?
35:01Anyone can do that.
35:07You want to save your husband?
35:11Get down and lap it up.
35:17I can't believe these heartless people are my family.
35:20I'm done with these animals.
35:35That's how I like it.
35:36If you're a bitch, you should drink like one, too.
35:42Are you happy now?
35:43You think I'm stopping there?
35:45Oh, Laura.
35:46Still so naive.
35:51You're going to taste the bitterness of being a wounded sister.
36:00Just let me go.
36:02Okay.
36:12That's enough.
36:13The tycoon Mr. Anderson's car is waiting outside.
36:15Take her out and throw her in the trunk.
36:17You're selling me to the old, abusive man.
36:19So what if he's old?
36:21Mr. Anderson's got money and connections.
36:23And he's a thousand times better than that penniless general.
36:28Enough, Lollygange.
36:30Can't drive over to Mr. Anderson and tell him he can do whatever he wants to her.
36:34No, stop.
36:35Don't let go of me.
36:39Don't let go of me.
36:40Let go of me.
36:42You shame a whore.
36:43I'm going to put your hand on me.
36:45You're as useless as your filthy husband.
36:54The drug should kick in any time.
36:56Might as well knock her out and send her on her way.
37:09Stay away from my wife.
37:10I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:17I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:19I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:21I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:23I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:24I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:26I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:27I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:28I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:28I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:29I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:30I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:31I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:35I'm going to put your hand on me.
37:46She's not okay.
37:47I'm burning this house to the ground.
38:00Nora, stay in your seat.
38:20I'm sorry, you okay?
38:25Alice.
38:30It's too hot.
38:32I can't take it.
38:41I'm warning you.
38:50Fuck.
38:56Alice, just let it out.
39:00I can feel it throbbing.
39:05What the fuck?
39:07What the fuck?
39:21Are you trying to get us both killed?
39:24What do you want me so badly?
39:26You want me to take you right here, right now, in my car?
39:30Would you?
39:33Would you take me right here, right now?
39:36No.
39:40Why don't you spread those beautiful legs and find out?
39:55Alice, please.
39:58I feel like I'm going to explode.
40:00Have you fallen for me?
40:03Even a little?
40:07I want you, but that doesn't mean I love you.
40:12Then we're done here.
40:14I'm not taking advantage of you.
40:20What is this girl doing to me?
40:26I said...
40:29I want you.
40:31I want you.
40:32I want you.
41:00Don't play games with me.
41:02I'm not someone you toy with.
41:05It looks like she's more honest than you are.
41:27God, he's so hard.
41:44I'm not someone you toy with me.
42:02I'm not someone you toy with me.
42:08I'm not someone you toy with me.
42:40I'm not someone you toy with me.
42:46Oh, Elvis, what are you doing?
42:49I'm calling you on.
42:50What?
42:51I won't have you like this.
42:54Not until you're truly with me.
42:56If you want me, then I'll find a man who will.
43:26I want you. Now. Please. Give it to me.
43:49Tell me you don't want any other man.
43:52You're the only one I want.
44:02Tell me your mind. Say it.
44:06And then, I'll win the bet.
44:09I'm going to use my bet.
44:12Almost at her. It's only a matter of time.
44:14I'll prove the algorithm right and make her fall for me.
44:18One way or another.
44:25I'm going to punish you for playing dirty.
44:53I could have slept forever.
44:56Okay.
45:01Trying to escape.
45:04Good morning.
45:07I know. It's too early. We can't.
45:15Your temperature is back to normal.
45:17You should be fine.
45:22God, Nora.
45:23What exactly were you expecting?
45:36How can you even afford a place like this?
45:40Maybe it's time I come clean.
45:44Just one of the perks of knowing the morning shift cleaner.
45:50Let's janitors stick together.
45:52Now eat before it gets cool.
45:58Nice watch.
46:00Expensive.
46:02Yeah, it was a gift from a former employer for a job event.
46:08What about that bottle of wine you got my dad last night?
46:12Where did you really get it from?
46:14Uh, well, the bottle was real.
46:18I, um, I found it while I was cleaning the CEO's office.
46:23And just thought it was some cheap wine.
46:26Hmm.
46:28Alright.
46:30Are you really a janitor?
46:33I mean, because the more I look at you, the more you don't seem like one.
46:40You know, for someone who's not falling for me,
46:43you sure are hungry to get to know me.
46:46Just making conversation.
47:14Stop right there, Nora.
47:16We've got unfinished business.
47:23Bianca, is this the asshole who stole my woman?
47:27I'll break his fucking legs.
47:29He's just some janitor, Mr. Anderson.
47:32He tried posing as Mr. S yesterday just to trick us.
47:36Mr. S?
47:37How the fuck did Mr. S look like that?
47:40I did a background check on him.
47:42Guy's a nobody.
47:43No pull.
47:44No status.
47:46Nothing.
47:49We're free to rough him up however we want.
47:51Even if he is a big shot, I don't give a shit.
47:54Anyone that messes with what's mine, pays the price.
47:58Right.
47:58Okay.
47:59I'll take care of them.
48:01I'm not going anywhere.
48:03I'm not letting these people bully you anymore.
48:07Oh, fuck.
48:08The janitor is a tough guy now.
48:10Good thing I brought reinforcements.
48:12Recognize him?
48:13Mr. Anderson.
48:15Empire Group CEO.
48:17And next to him?
48:18That's the boss of Mexico's biggest drug cartel.
48:21Those are the last people on Earth you want to fuck with.
48:23Nora, just quibble your head.
48:26And while you're at it, apologize to Bianca.
48:29Otherwise, you and your low-life husband are as good as dead.
48:37The Empire Group, huh?
48:40Haven't heard of it.
48:45Are you fucking stupid?
48:48The Empire Group is a top military contractor with three shareholders backed by the Blythe family.
48:54Do you have any idea how powerful they are?
48:56Hell, they might as well be kings.
48:58Look at yourself.
48:59First you marry this dirt-broke nutjob, and then you piss off Mr. Anderson.
49:03Hurry up and apologize before it's too late.
49:07Those folks from the Blythe family invested in the Empire Group?
49:11They must have come senile.
49:17Dad.
49:20Uncle Silas.
49:21Uncle Cassius.
49:25Did you guys hear?
49:27What?
49:29Elvis disguised himself as a janitor, and then got flash married.
49:36What?
49:37Yeah, and that's not all.
49:38Apparently, he got into a huge fight over her.
49:42Wait just a second here.
49:45You're telling me Elvis got married?
49:50Now, let's go.
49:52We gotta take care of business here.
49:57How dare you insult the Blythe family.
50:00They could crush you with their bare hands.
50:03Okay.
50:04Leave Elvis out of this.
50:06If anyone has a problem, come at me.
50:13Mr. Anderson, we have already disowned Nora, so please do not hold us responsible for
50:20anything that she says or does.
50:22Yes, please.
50:23You have every right to be angry.
50:25Please don't take it out on the rest of us.
50:29It's okay.
50:30You have me.
50:33She has you, you, impersonated Mr. S, pissed off Mr. Anderson, and insulted the Blythe family.
50:42You won't live long enough to protect her.
50:44I can't keep dragging Elvis down with me.
50:47What do I have to do to make you leave him alone?
50:57Take 99 lashes, and agree to be Mr. Anderson's wife, I'll consider letting him go.
51:08Don't worry.
51:10Mr. Anderson is going to overlook that you're a divorcee.
51:15Gosh, sis, you are so pathetic.
51:18I've seen trash heaps with more dignity.
51:21Come on, Nora.
51:22Who actually chooses a janitor to be their partner in crime?
51:27Oh, wait.
51:28With all the toilets he's cleaning, it's more like her partner in slime, right?
51:34She so much as touch her.
51:37Can you believe this?
51:39This bathroom boy is still running his mouth.
51:42My God!
51:43Take the fucking hint already.
51:45He's just a bug.
51:47Bugs?
51:48I'm meant to where it's squashed.
51:50Then what are we waiting for?
51:52Let's squash them.
52:12I don't know.
52:24Nobody touches my husband.
52:26You want to play a hero, Nora?
52:28Fine. I'll just keep beating you until you can't move a muscle.
52:47We're just getting started.
52:48None of you are walking away in one piece.
52:56That's a good one.
52:57Oh, look at this asshole.
52:59Standing at death's doorstep and still talking to him.
53:04Gotta hand it to you, though.
53:06You want to scratch your little dick, aren't you?
53:08Too bad you're playing wrong weight class.
53:12You know, I was just going to let you two off with a little lesson, but that's clearly not enough.
53:28I'm not just going to hurt you, bathroom boy.
53:32I'm going to make you watch as your precious little Nora gets beaten to a pulp.
53:36You think this loser you chose is going to save you?
53:39He's just trash waiting to be swept off the street.
53:44He's lower than trash.
53:47He's a fucking biohazard.
53:50Nora, I gave you a chance to preserve your dignity.
53:53But now, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
53:55Why don't we start with you?
53:58Break his goddamn legs.
54:00Now!
54:06I'm here to be rich!
54:08Big, big, big, big.
54:10I'm here picking big, big, big.
54:11Light Patriots?
54:12They're some of the most powerful men in the country.
54:14What are they doing here?
54:16That I'm rich!
54:19Norm.
54:29What are you doing here?
54:32Are you Elvis' wife?
54:46The Light Patriots?
54:48They're some of the most powerful men in the country.
54:51What are they doing here?
54:53They're coming this way.
54:54Hide the bats!
54:55I don't want any of them to understand that.
54:57Quick, put those away!
54:58If I'm getting good grace with the Blythe family, I'm going to be on the director's board
55:01in no time.
55:02The Blythe family are like royalty.
55:04If we provoke them, they could crush us.
55:07You two must have offended the Blythe family.
55:10That's why they're here.
55:11Nora, if you want to die, fine.
55:13But don't drag the Hawthorns down with you.
55:16Apologize!
55:28So, Elvie, this is my daughter-in-law.
55:38So, Elvie, this is my daughter-in-law.
55:40Seriously, Elvie, you went ahead and got married without even telling us?
55:49Congratulations.
55:51Listen, sweetie, if that pay ever gives you a hard time, just let me know.
55:56I'll snap his arms in half.
56:00Wait, did you say daughter-in-law?
56:03Wait, so that means Elvis is actually the mysterious Mr.
56:08Mr. S.
56:09He's the secret heir to my family fortune.
56:11That's impossible.
56:12Impossible!
56:14He's clearly just some stupid janitor.
56:18Elvis, is it true?
56:20Are you really Mr. S?
56:28Actually, he's our personal janitor.
56:34That's right.
56:35And by that I mean he has regular cleaning tasks at both our estate and the Invitica Group's headquarters.
56:42That's right.
56:43He's really a good kid.
56:45He's so honest and hardworking.
56:48He's kind of like a son to us.
56:51So, naturally, that would make you our daughter-in-law.
56:59How dare you ne'er-do-wells lay a hand in our family housekeeper?
57:03We had no idea he worked for the Blythe family.
57:06It was just a misunderstanding.
57:09A misunderstanding.
57:11Give me an equity restructuring plan for the Hawthorne family business and the Empire Group.
57:17First thing in the morning.
57:29Oh, Mr. Hawthorne.
57:31Um, oh.
57:44Nora.
57:46Is that really you?
57:49Harrison?
57:50It's you.
57:51You two know each other?
57:54Yeah.
57:54We went to university together.
57:56He was a year above me.
58:06Getting you out of here.
58:08Don't rush off with her, Elvie.
58:10She needs a place to rest and heal.
58:13Take her back to Blythe Manor.
58:14Or let me drop you.
58:17Let's go with Harrison.
58:18He used to take me back to college.
58:36So this is what it's like to be in the top 0.1%.
58:40They gave their housekeeper a better room than my own master bedroom.
58:46Hey, stay still until we can get your wound treated, okay?
58:50I'm going to get the first aid kit.
59:07Still not done with your little charade yet, Mr. Janitor.
59:12That's preposterous.
59:13If it wasn't for Harrison telling us to be cosplaying as a janitor, we still wouldn't know about your marriage.
59:19Look, Nora and I entered into a contractual marriage just to test the algorithm's accuracy.
59:28That girl literally got whipped trying to stand up for you.
59:32And you're telling me this whole thing is only a contract marriage?
59:36If she falls in love with me within a year, well, then I win.
59:40If not, well...
59:44My algorithm does work.
59:46Yeah.
59:46Yeah.