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00:05There's a rumor that Allison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:1020 years ago, a teenage girl was murdered out here, and I thought it was our new neighbor who did
00:14it.
00:14But now, I think it was Rob.
00:16There's somebody out here.
00:17Samara, what are you doing here?
00:19Allison, this isn't cool.
00:21You're going to regret this.
00:22Could you cover for me, please?
00:25The Hickley Hills Police Department can't go chasing after every troubled teen that decides to run away.
00:30Who are you?
00:31Betsy.
00:31Betsy Wilson, Gary's wife.
00:33Sardines.
00:34Dude, Allison's sardines.
00:37Sardines?
00:37What if Betsy is Allison?
00:39You're home.
00:40Are you okay?
00:41You look tranked out.
00:42What's going on?
00:43You're going to be all right, Lynn.
00:44Will you hold my hand so I don't float away?
00:47Allison!
00:48It's you.
00:49It's really you.
00:51He's back.
00:51You have to go.
00:52From the way she got us out of there, one thing's very clear to me.
00:55Gary may be Allison's captain.
01:11Remember, you aren't here.
01:19Welcome home.
01:36Will somebody wear me to the fair?
01:40To the hands in so lonely, how long?
01:43Will a lady pin me in her hair?
01:49Will a child find me by a strain?
01:52Baby, let me give you some sweet shower.
01:56Kiss my petals, weave me through a drain.
02:02For all of these simple things, and much more, a flower was born.
02:08It blooms to spread love and joy.
02:10And if I know, to people who know, inside every man, lives the seed of a flower.
02:21If he looks within, he finds beauty and love.
02:37Hey!
02:38Stay away from the window.
02:42Stay away from the window.
02:44Stay away from the window.
02:58Stay away from the window.
02:59Stay away from the window.
03:02Stay away from the window.
03:02Stay away from the window.
03:02Stay away from the window.
03:02Stay away from the window.
03:02Stay away from the window.
03:02Stay away from the window.
03:04Stay away from the window.
03:06Stay away from the window.
03:25How the tables have turned.
03:29Sit. I got it.
03:32Hey.
03:36I was actually slept through the night.
03:39I couldn't.
03:41I can't believe she's actually here.
03:45Safe.
03:45She's not safe, though, is she?
03:47Not with him.
03:48I don't know, Rob.
03:49When I was over at the house, she seemed pretty comfortable.
03:52Yeah, that makes sense.
03:54It's classic Stockholm syndrome, isn't it?
03:56Gary abducts Allison 20 years ago, takes her somewhere far away.
04:00Very easy for him to make himself her entire world.
04:03Then 20 years of quote-unquote marriage later, she's completely dependent on him.
04:09Broken down, brainwashed.
04:11This whole thing is hard to wrap my head around.
04:13I've read and, well, published quite a lot of books on trauma.
04:18It's been rather the hot topic for the past couple of years.
04:21The body keeps the score.
04:22Okay, Brene Black.
04:24Eat your book.
04:26Something brown, but...
04:28Why would a kidnapper bring their doll-like obedient victim back to their childhood home?
04:33I don't know.
04:34Some weird, twisted play-acting fantasy returning to the scene of the crime.
04:39He's a kidnapper.
04:40He's mental.
04:42Have you got any better ideas?
04:45Okay, come on this journey with me.
04:46Okay, let's Occam's razor it.
04:47The most straightforward explanations are usually correct.
04:50Allison really did run away.
04:52Okay, she graduated from the school of hard knocks, survived the best way she knew how,
04:56then meets an older guy who's kind of good-looking.
04:58Good-looking.
04:59Has money, and Gary nicely compensates her to be his beard.
05:05His beard.
05:07Yeah, that seems very plausible, Mrs. Occam.
05:09That's Occam, Esquire, to you.
05:12Maybe we should just call the cops.
05:14Oh, you can call your boys, huh?
05:16It's not my go-to action.
05:18In the spirit of simple solutions to simple problems.
05:21Okay, well, I'm going to put my Rob hat on for a second and ask,
05:24what exactly are we reporting?
05:25That there's a woman who lives across the street with her husband
05:28who hasn't sought help even though he leaves regularly without her?
05:32She's right, isn't she?
05:34I need to think outside the box.
05:37Rationally.
05:39It's him.
05:41Hide the baby.
05:42You worse than me.
05:46Not Langston.
05:47Surprise!
05:48Uncle El is here, and I am bringing good energy,
05:52very, very good city treats,
05:55and a little bit of suspicion that everything isn't too well in the hang.
05:58So, Rob, Dad look.
06:02I'm going to need you to rewind for a minute.
06:03What do you mean, not well?
06:05That whole call.
06:07The way that she thought you were a murderer.
06:09I say, uh-uh, not my wife, Bob.
06:12Thanks for your support.
06:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
06:14Yeah, that whole call thing was just slip deprivations.
06:18Baby brain.
06:19Am I right, bro?
06:20I have not earned that.
06:22You may never take leave that.
06:24Your feet.
06:25But yes, that is why Langston Poppins has come to the rescue.
06:30That's not even a pun.
06:31I'm hungover.
06:32You don't get puns, which is why it's extra heroic of me
06:35to come and take the baby off your hands for the day
06:37so you two can at least get out of this door the sack,
06:41actually reconnect.
06:43That's a pun.
06:44Wait, so you want to take Miles?
06:466-10, the last train back to the city, okay?
06:49Until then, I'm on diaper duty.
06:51Oh, hi.
06:52I got it.
06:53Go enjoy the day, all right?
06:54Eat something challenging.
06:56Be inappropriately affectionate with each other in public
06:59like I know that you two little skanks like to do.
07:01Just go.
07:02Have fun.
07:03Have a bagel.
07:05I brought a lot.
07:08Well, I would have liked to spend more time in the bunker
07:11to feel its spiritual vibe, but I felt we were in a rush.
07:46Did you get all of that?
07:48You seem a bit lost in thought.
07:51Yes, I, uh, um, Allison is safe.
07:54It's wonderful.
07:55I'm so glad.
07:57Hey, Ted, can we have a minute?
08:00Yeah, I will.
08:01F off.
08:06Why are you looking at Bill with your mouth open?
08:09What?
08:10No, nothing.
08:12He's my neighbor.
08:13We're nothing but neighbors.
08:19Yeah, there may be something stirring between us.
08:22You better be talking about a swizzle stick.
08:24Last night, when I was zonked out on Bev Fisher's benzos,
08:29he walked me home, and I was overcome with...
08:37Gratitude?
08:38Feelings.
08:39A lot of feelings.
08:40I know I sound like a teenager.
08:43I have been grieving Marty for so long,
08:46I didn't realize how numb I had become.
08:49And I don't mean to sound melodramatic,
08:51but is it such a foolish hope for me to think that I could once again drink from life's sweetest
08:58nectar?
08:58Oh, Jesus Christ.
09:00Get a hold of yourself.
09:02That's Bill Festersen, Buckethead Bill, you're talking about.
09:07And Agnes, she would hound you to your grave if you so much as twirled your hair around her husband.
09:12You're right.
09:13It's too risky.
09:13It was just a flight of fancy.
09:15I will just let my feelings fade into a frozen wasteland,
09:21like everything else and everyone else in my life.
09:25Allie!
09:30Did you see that?
09:31Did you?
09:32I did.
09:37Oh, boy.
09:38Thanks.
09:41Honestly, I thought I'd wake up this morning and realize, like, maybe it was all a dream.
09:45But she's alive, man.
09:47She's back.
09:48It's so weird.
09:49I always imagined this day would feel like more of a...
09:52A celebration?
09:54Relief.
09:54She's been in there for weeks.
09:56She didn't reach out.
09:57Didn't miss us?
09:58Rob thinks she's been brainwashed.
10:00Allison?
10:01No.
10:01No way.
10:02She always knew who she was and what she wanted.
10:05You can't tame a wild stallion like that.
10:07Stallions are uncastrated male horses.
10:11You are a wild...
10:11Okay, whatever, dude.
10:13Point is, we gotta figure out what's going on from the horse's mouth without Gary being there.
10:19How the hell do we do that?
10:20It's Sunday.
10:22Gary leaves the house at 1152 a.m.
10:24He comes back two hours later carrying a black nylon bag.
10:27It could be silk.
10:27Don't quote me on that.
10:29But it's heavy or wet because he carries it away from his body in his non-dominant hand.
10:36Wow.
10:37Okay, stalker.
10:38I have a newborn.
10:39I'm always at the damn house.
10:41Look, that feels like quite a narrow window of time to sneak in.
10:44What if he breaks the pattern?
10:45No, no one's sneaking in.
10:47I'm gonna talk to her the way my mom told me how to make friends when we first came to
10:51the neighborhood,
10:51by knocking on the door.
10:53But I need you guys to follow Gary and let me know when he's coming back.
10:57Okay, yeah, sounds like a plan.
10:59I think we should fold in Todd and Dana, too, for an extra pair of eyes.
11:01You good with that, babe?
11:02Of course.
11:02No sleep till our girl is safe.
11:04Then maybe after that we could pop to Ikea.
11:06What's wrong with it?
11:07It's not bad.
11:09We say this is your friend's, but you could crack a window here.
11:11It really smells of divorce.
11:12It's bad in here, Naveen.
11:31It's bad in here.
11:55Alli...
11:57Betsy?
11:59Allison?
12:03Hey.
12:05I don't know if this thing has audio, but we really need to talk.
12:10Wait, wait!
12:10What are you doing?
12:11Well, I can't imagine you want Gary watching as we try to steal his wife.
12:15Hey, we're not stealing.
12:17We're just talking.
12:20Hi.
12:21Boy, did we get off on the wrong foot with that basement thing.
12:25Holy crap.
12:26I promise I'm not going to come in and start digging up bones.
12:29But let me tell you something.
12:30If you have bones in there and you want them, you keep them.
12:33It's your house.
12:34Your bones.
12:35Are you human traffic?
12:37Okay, you know what, guys?
12:38Um, let me fly solo on this one, but I appreciate you both so, so much.
12:45Don't touch me.
12:45Okay.
12:46I will once again F off.
12:49Wait.
12:51Why don't you surveil?
12:54I could use your eyes.
12:55I got them.
12:56Okay, great.
12:56But your eyes only.
12:58Let's not treat her like she's some damaged little hermit.
13:01She's a full person.
13:04And I know how to lure her out.
13:07What do you mean?
13:08Just watch.
13:09I mean, listen.
13:11Is it what?
13:12Are you listen and I'm watch?
13:14He's gone now, too.
13:22So the mysterious sack was actually worked out close?
13:27Yeah, Pilates is famously a low-impact activity.
13:30So why so sweaty, Gary?
13:33Okay.
13:35Operation Scary Gary underway.
13:38Tick tock.
13:44Hey, maybe he's a cult leader.
13:46That would track.
13:48Pilates, alternative medicine,
13:50willy spirituality, messiah complex,
13:52volleyball, harem, Gary.
13:55Come on, that Venn diagram's very nearly a circle.
13:57Well, maybe he has a bad little back
13:59and he's trying to strengthen his core.
14:00Oh, certainly you're the sensible one.
14:02I'm playing devil's advocate,
14:03a time-tested legal device
14:04to make sure you have the strongest case
14:05before we fall into full foliador.
14:07I think it may be a little late for that, sweetheart.
14:10You all right, Mr. Bond.
14:14It's getting kind of steamy in here.
14:16Ooh, the smile shagged me.
14:19Groovy, baby.
14:20What?
14:20That was Sean Connery.
14:21Austin Powers.
14:23Who?
14:23I don't know that man.
14:24I was doing Sean Connery.
14:26Now you're Shrek.
14:28Shrek?
14:28That's killer Shrek.
14:29What?
14:31This honestly may be worse
14:33than when you thought I was a murderer.
14:36That's a truck and a garbage fence.
14:40And that's a mailbox.
14:42And that's a bush.
14:44He's a thing.
14:48I totally understand why moms narrate everything that they do.
14:52Really tethers them to reality.
14:54I don't think.
14:57So, are you as bored as Uncle Langston?
15:00Yeah, ooh, ooh.
15:01A little wet.
15:02Ooh, okay.
15:05It's a wet diaper, yeah?
15:07Let's go change you again.
15:10It's all right.
15:12How are we so busy?
15:14We're not even doing anything.
15:18Babe.
15:20Babe.
15:21Target's on live.
15:23We're supposed to have another hour.
15:25Yeah, he seems to be getting on very well
15:27with that supple Pilates woman.
15:28Supple?
15:30What's that supposed to mean?
15:32Nothing.
15:32I just, you know,
15:34meant that maybe that's why he's here,
15:35because he's having an affair
15:36with a very plain-looking Pilates woman.
15:40Mm, is that what you would be doing in Pilates class?
15:42Nope.
15:43I'm just, you know,
15:44gaming it out a bit.
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:46For the record, I think you're very supple.
15:48Thanks.
15:49What a word, supple, isn't it?
15:50I wonder what the etymology is.
15:51Oh, shit.
15:52He's leaving.
15:53Text Naveen.
15:55Wait, wait, wait.
15:56Look.
15:57He's getting out again.
15:59What's going on with this?
16:01He having a Sunday fun day?
16:03Grabbing a matcha latte,
16:05a mimosas with his girls,
16:06and still it's a busybody.
16:17He's going in to drink, please.
16:22I did not have Gary pegged as a day drinker.
16:24He was playing at Pilates girl.
16:26There goes my affair pitch.
16:28Thought we might have another Megan situation on our hands.
16:32Do you trust me?
16:34Yeah, of course.
16:36No, not just because we're married.
16:37I mean, do you have faith in me?
16:39That I know what I'm doing,
16:40and I'm not going to do anything risky or stupid?
16:42If I'm brutally honest,
16:44not entirely.
16:45But it'll probably go along with whatever it is
16:47out of the mixture,
16:48fear and love.
16:49We'll buy the first round.
16:51What?
16:52You want to have a drink with him?
16:53We need answers,
16:54and Allison ain't the only one who has.
16:56We're in some martini, then.
16:58Chicken, not stirred.
17:00Look at you.
17:01Austin Powers and Gary.
17:02No!
17:03It's like a famous, iconic line.
17:10Okay, drink, please.
17:13There.
17:14Over there.
17:16I think it's time to go.
17:17Damn, looks like he's about to get himself kicked out.
17:20No, can't let that happen
17:21if he's still trying to talk to Allison.
17:27Hey there, Gare!
17:30You always get so intense
17:32before we compete.
17:33When's the trivia start?
17:34You know this guy?
17:35Oh, Gary?
17:36He's one of our most powerful bluthers.
17:38Be honest with me.
17:39He was back there harassing the bar back.
17:41He's just trying to see
17:41if there'll be any late 90s hip-hop questions.
17:44Always a blind spot for Gary,
17:45no matter how many times
17:46we send him a playlist.
17:47This is about trivia?
17:49Yeah.
17:50Yeah, we're a team.
17:51We're called the, uh...
17:54The Nosy Neighbors.
17:55K-N-O-W-S-Y
17:57for the pun.
17:59We are Nosy.
18:01Damn it.
18:02That's a really good name.
18:07Just don't cause a scene.
18:14Well, I could use a drink.
18:20A stroke of luck.
18:22Our real teammate Todd was a no-show.
18:25Well, trivia isn't really my thing,
18:28so I'll probably drop out
18:30after a round or two.
18:31Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:32I owe you about several drinks
18:33after what I pulled in your basement.
18:35Baby brain, you know.
18:37Watermane under the bridge.
18:39Well, you and your wife
18:40were awfully nice about it.
18:41Yeah, your wife.
18:43Um, sorry, I forget her name.
18:45Betsy.
18:46Betsy, right.
18:48I'd love to meet her sometime.
18:51So how long you been doing Pilates?
18:55Have you been following me?
18:57Oh, no.
18:58I just saw you come out of
18:59core principles.
19:00It's a small town.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Uh, lower back
19:04started giving me grief
19:06about three years ago.
19:07Pilates saves my old ass.
19:09Hmm.
19:11You know, I don't think
19:12Samir ever mentioned,
19:13but, um,
19:14how did you and Betsy meet?
19:16All right.
19:17Come on now.
19:18What game are you two playing?
19:20Trivia.
19:20Besides trivia.
19:22What were you and that bar back
19:23arguing about?
19:24Because that guy hasn't stopped
19:25looking over here
19:26since you sat down.
19:27Betsy, your beard?
19:28Sure, yeah.
19:29If that gets you
19:31to stop asking questions,
19:33you're really earning
19:33our team name, aren't you?
19:35All right, trivia nuts.
19:37The category is
19:38Hinkley Hills History.
19:40Well, whatever that was,
19:42we covered for you.
19:43And it seems like
19:44you have a reason
19:45to want to hang around here,
19:46otherwise you just go.
19:47And I want to know
19:48what that reason is.
19:52Let's see if you still
19:53hate this song.
19:57Come on, give me a sign,
19:58life, come on.
20:04Hey there, Delilah,
20:06what's it like
20:07in New York City?
20:08I'm a thousand miles away,
20:10but girl, tonight
20:11you look so pretty.
20:13Yes, you do.
20:16Times Square can't shine
20:17as bright as you.
20:19I swear it's true.
20:23This isn't a rain,
20:24young man.
20:27Oh, it's what you do to me.
20:32Oh, it's what you do to me.
20:36Oh, it's what you do to me.
20:38Oh, it's what you do to me.
20:40How's your vantage?
20:41I can cover the front door,
20:43street-facing second floor
20:45in the attic.
20:45Roger that.
20:47I've got eye on the street.
20:48Hold on.
20:52Oh, no.
21:07Oh, come on, hold fast, Lynn.
21:24Are you picking up on this vibe?
21:26I'm afraid so.
21:28She's about to hop on pop.
21:31In what feature film
21:33did Bette Midler play Dixie Leonard,
21:35a singer who performed
21:36for U.S. troops
21:37in three separate wars?
21:39Dixie Leonard?
21:40For the boys.
21:43No.
21:43Really?
21:44Damn, Gary,
21:45you are a treasure trove.
21:46Our catchphrase came
21:48from a Bette Midler film.
21:49Sup, trivia dicks?
21:51Sorry, Samira.
21:52You're good.
21:53Hey, you guys put
21:54beaches for that last one?
21:56No.
21:56In the lead with 12 points,
21:59the Nosy Neighbors!
22:01Ah, Nosy Neighbors.
22:02It's good, it's good.
22:03We're the Cocker Daniels.
22:05You guys are mauling us.
22:07Absolutely crushing our nuts.
22:08So, who's the secret genius?
22:10Because I know
22:10it ain't Knob Job Rob.
22:12Take care.
22:13Nobody ever called me now.
22:14I'm sorry I left.
22:14You all know each other.
22:16Of course.
22:16We know the cops real well
22:17thanks to you.
22:18Ha!
22:19She's got you there, nerd.
22:20Danny, have you met
22:21Gary and his...
22:22Your wife and I
22:24are in the same Pilates class.
22:27Oh, hey now.
22:27Should I be worried?
22:28Not about me.
22:29Ha!
22:35I should get...
22:36Get back to my table.
22:38Oh, dick.
22:40See, we're pretty cool
22:41with the cops now.
22:42Hmm.
22:44Well, I should leave.
22:45If you try to walk out of here,
22:47I'll tell our friends
22:47that Alison Grant's still alive
22:49and trapped
22:49in the Victorian with you.
22:57So much to catch up on.
22:59Where to start?
23:01I'm getting divorced.
23:03That's like my big thing right now.
23:06Doesn't get more grown up than that.
23:09Megan sent over the formal divorce papers.
23:12They've been sitting on my counter for days.
23:14I can't bring myself to sign on.
23:17I shouldn't complain, though.
23:18You know,
23:19compared to whatever the hell
23:21you've been through.
23:22I assume.
23:24Feel free to correct me
23:25with actual facts.
23:30I'm embarrassed
23:31that this is the state
23:31that you're meeting me in.
23:33But the truth is,
23:34you can't seem to think
23:35of a single reason
23:36why she'd want to stay.
23:38I had dreams.
23:40I was going to make
23:41the world magical.
23:43For the last 20 years,
23:44I thought about
23:45what had happened to you.
23:46And what you might have become
23:48had you, you know,
23:51stayed.
23:54Well, a backup dancer
23:55for Destiny's trial.
23:56Obviously.
23:58Oh, yeah.
23:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:00Your, uh, your big dream.
24:01I, um, I can't believe I forgot.
24:03But here I am,
24:05stuck in the house,
24:05like always.
24:08And Destiny's child broke up.
24:10For now.
24:13Al,
24:15I'm really sorry
24:16that we couldn't help you back then.
24:17I can't imagine
24:18what you've gone through.
24:20But we're here now,
24:21and we're going to save you.
24:30You're going to save me?
24:32I'm sure as hell
24:33you're going to try.
24:35How long until he gets back?
24:37Um, long enough.
24:39We should talk.
24:41I owe you an explanation.
24:42Come on.
24:53Rob grew up here.
24:54We're your neighbors.
24:55Did you actually think
24:56we wouldn't put it together?
24:57Answers.
24:58Now.
25:00Look,
25:00I don't quite understand
25:02why you've pegged me
25:04as such an antagonist
25:05from day one.
25:06You called the cops on me.
25:08And I apologize.
25:09But regarding my wife,
25:11please respect.
25:13There are some secrets
25:14that want to be kept.
25:17That have to be kept.
25:19Mm-hmm.
25:26Um, let's get back
25:28to small talk.
25:28How's your baby?
25:29Don't talk about my baby.
25:34IPA.
25:36Overpriced?
25:36Well, if you ask me,
25:38I only want one kind of beer.
25:40Beer.
25:41You would have loved
25:41the place that was here before.
25:43Hank's.
25:43You know about Hank's?
25:46It was a proper dive.
25:48Toilets were like something
25:49out of Trainspotting.
25:51Windows were all blacked out.
25:53So were most of the clientele.
25:56Obviously, this is nicer.
25:58But I don't know.
25:58It's not got the same history.
26:00No grit.
26:02What happened to Hank?
26:04He retired to Hawaii.
26:07Isn't that right, Gary?
26:09That's what they're saying.
26:11Only you know better.
26:14Or at least you think you do.
26:16Hank was my brother.
26:19He's about as much in Hawaii
26:21as Elvis is running
26:23a gas station in Pittsburgh.
26:25I gotta give us
26:26the little boys room.
26:30You wanna join me, Rob?
26:32Ask me a few more questions
26:33over the divider?
26:35No, thank you.
26:36Oh, okay.
26:40You're genius!
26:41How did you know
26:42to lean into the whole Hank thing?
26:43I don't know.
26:45I just had an inkling.
26:46Now, that was giving Sean Connery.
26:47It was quite 007, wasn't it?
26:49Yes.
26:50Basically, that barback
26:51that he was hassling earlier,
26:52he's worked here for years.
26:54So you're saying,
26:55Hank isn't in Hawaii, he's dead.
26:57Or he is dead in Hawaii.
27:01Either way, I don't get
27:02what any of it has to do
27:02with Alison.
27:03I don't either,
27:06but I feel like
27:07we're getting somewhere.
27:11Marty,
27:13I'm torn.
27:15I haven't felt this alive
27:17since,
27:18well, since you were alive.
27:22Flirting is fun.
27:24Feeling is fun.
27:28I think I just want
27:31to feel loved again.
27:33And I know affairs are wrong.
27:36Agnes would burn this house
27:38to the ground
27:39if she knew.
27:42And I suppose,
27:43in a way,
27:44that's part of the appeal.
27:47But life is so short, Marty.
27:51You know.
27:53So,
27:54if you understand,
27:57give me a sign.
28:19Caught her pooping
28:20on my lawn again,
28:21but what else is new?
28:23You know, Agnes,
28:24live and let live.
28:26That's my new thing.
28:27What are you so chipper about?
28:29Oh, I don't know.
28:30Just feeling good today.
28:32Think I might take
28:33a nice walk in the woods.
28:35Who gives a shit?
28:41Okay, they're
28:43talking
28:43and they're moving.
28:45Oh, shit.
28:46I lost them.
28:48Todd, do you have eyes
28:49on Naveen and Alison?
28:50I don't have a great angle,
28:53but I do see two squirrels
28:56on the roof
28:56fighting over a nut.
28:58Excuse me, ma'am?
29:00Hi.
29:01Uh, who are you?
29:03It appears to be
29:04an unidentified black male,
29:06which I say
29:08with a completely neutral tone.
29:10I am Langston,
29:12Samira's brother.
29:13Oh,
29:14it's great to meet you.
29:16I see the family resemblance.
29:17Again,
29:18I say it in a
29:19completely neutral way.
29:20I'm here watching the baby
29:22and
29:23I'm about to die of boredom,
29:25okay?
29:26I don't know how my sister
29:27deals with the existential monotony
29:29of new parenthood
29:30in the suburbs,
29:31but I've been watching
29:32you two freaks
29:33from my window
29:34and whatever you're up to,
29:35I want in.
29:38that's pretty much
29:39what Samira does, too,
29:41so...
29:43Okay.
29:47I don't know where to start.
29:49Wherever you're comfortable.
29:51Just know that
29:52you don't owe me anything,
29:54but
29:54I'm dying to hear what happened.
29:57Well, as I told you last night,
29:59I did not run away.
30:04I was kidnapped.
30:07Rob and I always felt
30:08something bad had happened.
30:11We couldn't shake that feeling.
30:14But I knew,
30:15I knew you wouldn't have left us
30:16without saying goodbye.
30:18Took me a long time
30:19to piece together
30:20what happened that night.
30:24Obviously, I, I...
30:25went to meet the guy
30:27I had been messaging
30:29that I was gonna go
30:30to the city with.
30:33And he wasn't who he said he was,
30:35so...
30:35he called that.
30:39He just, um,
30:41knew what to say
30:42to make me feel safe.
30:47You're scared he's coming,
30:49aren't you?
30:51Is he hurting you?
30:54Are you safe?
30:55No.
30:57None of us are.
31:12I've never been here before.
31:15Woods are lovely.
31:16Dark.
31:18And deep.
31:34I could do that all day.
31:36We've got all the time in them.
31:39What about Agnes?
31:42Let's keep walking.
31:43No, I'm serious.
31:45I don't want to be a homewrecker.
31:47Why should we feel guilty?
31:49It's Karmic.
31:51What does that mean?
31:52Agnes and Marty.
31:55What?
31:57Oh, Lynn.
31:59You didn't...
32:00I thought you knew.
32:02Agnes and Marty
32:04made love?
32:05I mean,
32:06I don't know
32:07how far it went.
32:09It's just that
32:10something happened that night
32:12of the McPherson scavenger hunt.
32:16I saw them
32:17whispering a few times
32:18after that.
32:18And then
32:18she said
32:19you wouldn't have us over
32:21for wine night anymore.
32:23Me?
32:24I thought she
32:26blackballed me
32:27because of our parties.
32:28Lynn,
32:29I'm so sorry.
32:31I really thought
32:32you knew.
32:35We have to go.
32:44Hey, heads up,
32:45don't get too close
32:46because drones are super loud.
32:48Not this one.
32:49It's as gentle
32:50as the buzz of a bee.
32:52It's a prototype.
32:53It's not even
32:53on the market yet.
32:54So how do you have it?
32:56I was an angel investor.
32:57Oh, so you rich rich.
32:59Like,
32:59tech oligarch rich.
33:01Very rich in Bitcoin.
33:02Poor in emotional intelligence.
33:04Got all of our
33:05social security number rich.
33:07I'm comfortable.
33:08That's what rich people say.
33:16Okay, so what are y'all hoping
33:17to find in this creepy old house?
33:19Answers.
33:21Okay, can you be
33:22a little bit more specific?
33:23Or at least juicier?
33:24Strictly on a need to know.
33:27Ooh, close call.
33:28Like I said,
33:29it's a prototype.
33:30Okay, now you're approaching
33:32the Victorians to like clock
33:33at about 30 degrees.
33:35Yeah, can you not
33:36backseat drive my drone?
33:39Wait.
33:42Someone's coming
33:42out of the woods.
33:43That's Lynn.
33:51She looks like she's
33:53in distress.
33:55Something happened.
33:56Let's go.
33:57Come on.
33:58Wait, wait.
33:59I was told
34:00it'll be why.
34:02Did you know
34:02you're the reason
34:03I'm still alive?
34:04What do you mean?
34:08The Houdini technique?
34:10I untied my wrist,
34:11opened the safety latch
34:12on the trunk,
34:13and ran into the night.
34:17But by then,
34:18we were already
34:19three states away.
34:21Where was it taking you?
34:22I'm not sure.
34:25But I do know
34:26that if you had not
34:27taught me
34:28that stupid rope trick,
34:30I would be dead.
34:32So thank you
34:33for being
34:34a giant magic nerd.
34:36But if you got free,
34:38why are you here
34:40with him?
34:42I have to show you something.
34:44It'll all make sense.
34:55Okay.
35:00It's only been
35:01a couple of minutes.
35:02He'll be back.
35:02Another minute,
35:03and you need to go in there
35:04even if you have to
35:05stand outside the stall.
35:06I don't love that idea.
35:07Well, a lot of this
35:08isn't tracking for me.
35:09But I do have
35:10another theory.
35:11Okay, lay it on me.
35:12Hank abducted
35:13Allison in 2005.
35:14He confides in
35:15his brother Gary.
35:16Gary helps him
35:17hold her captive
35:17and then Hank decides
35:18he wants out.
35:19He retires.
35:20No, no.
35:22Sick.
35:23What keeps her
35:23for 20 years?
35:25Where?
35:25In the bar?
35:27Okay, well,
35:28what do you think?
35:29Okay.
35:31Allison escapes
35:32her captor.
35:32Not Gary.
35:33But then meets Gary
35:34when she's living
35:35on the streets
35:36under an assumed identity.
35:39Gary's skeevy brother
35:40Hank is always
35:41talking bitterly
35:42about how Hinkley Hills
35:43is gentrifying
35:44and that's when
35:46Gary realizes
35:46this girl's
35:48estranged parents
35:49are actually still alive.
35:50Still living in Hinkley Hills
35:52and sitting
35:53on prime real estate.
35:55No.
35:56Gary murders her parents
35:57for that.
35:58It's brilliant.
36:00Or insane.
36:02Do you believe me now?
36:04I knew that man
36:05was up to something.
36:06I just
36:07never imagined
36:08it would be this.
36:10I'm sorry
36:11for ever doubting you.
36:12Just don't do it again.
36:18Is there a back door
36:19back in the hallway?
36:22Shit.
36:23It's Naveen and Allison.
36:24He's gonna see them together.
36:25We pushed Gary too far.
36:26He can do anything
36:27to keep his secret.
36:29Hurry.
36:38Whoa.
36:41What is this?
36:48Gary and I
36:49met online
36:50about a year ago
36:51in a forum
36:52for cold cases.
36:54He lost someone too.
36:56Someone who lived here
36:57and
36:58we think
36:59it's connected.
37:00Wait.
37:01Wait.
37:01Hold on.
37:03Gary is a
37:05good guy?
37:07We thought
37:08he was your captor.
37:09What?
37:10No.
37:11No.
37:11God.
37:11No.
37:11Gary is
37:13weird
37:14and
37:15a little agnostic
37:16when it comes
37:17to social niceties.
37:18But
37:18yeah.
37:19He's a good guy.
37:21And this is
37:22our case room.
37:24I don't know.
37:25We're amateurs.
37:26You know,
37:26I mostly started
37:27doing it
37:28so that I could
37:28process.
37:30But
37:30it is everything
37:31that we know.
37:33And a lot of
37:33what we can't
37:34figure out.
37:35You're trying to
37:37solve your own
37:38kidnapping?
37:40Maybe.
37:41But we thought
37:41it would be best
37:42to put together
37:43everything here
37:43in this town
37:45where it all
37:46happens.
37:47Happens?
37:49The subtle
37:50shift in tents
37:50is freaking
37:51me out, Al.
37:53Gary's brother
37:54disappeared a
37:54year ago.
37:56Naveen,
37:56it's still
37:57happening.
37:58It could
37:58happen again.
38:00Who do you
38:00think is behind
38:01it?
38:09Okay,
38:09be cool.
38:10Let's hurry up.
38:14Where did
38:14this pacifier
38:15go?
38:16Don't stop.
38:17We don't
38:17have time.
38:19Just go,
38:20go, go.
38:20I gotta find
38:21you.
38:23How could you?
38:26How could you?
38:28And Agnes,
38:29of all people?
38:31Well,
38:31you won't be
38:32fooling me anymore.
38:33I want you
38:34out!
38:35Out!
38:36Out!
38:39Oh, jeez.
38:42Oh.
38:43Oh.
38:45Oh.
38:46God.
38:48Fine.
38:50You win.
38:52But I am
38:52so mad,
38:54Marty.
38:54I am
38:55so mad.
39:02God.
39:03God.
39:03No.
39:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:05Don't.
39:06It's,
39:07you're not gonna
39:08believe it.
39:08It's such a
39:10false alarm,
39:11and it's just like
39:12a big misunderstanding,
39:13and it's like
39:14the most boring thing
39:15in the world.
39:15Are you all
39:15hiding something for me?
39:16No, it was,
39:17it was
39:18sex stuff.
39:19Sex.
39:20Okay.
39:21Let's just go.
39:22Believe me.
39:23Yeah.
39:23We don't want you,
39:24and especially Miles,
39:25to see any of that,
39:27so let's...
39:27Yeah.
39:28Get the hell
39:28out of here.
39:29Good day.
39:29Good day, everyone.
39:30Guess it's like
39:31the boredom for us,
39:32huh, little man?
39:34I hope your parents
39:35are at least
39:35up to something.
39:36I don't know.
39:53The beat,
39:53are you there?
39:54Gary?
39:55Don't hurt them.
39:57They're a step behind.
39:58Should we show them?
40:01Circle of trust.
40:03Doors open.
40:04We're in here.
40:05Jeez.
40:06All this paranoia
40:07and still no one
40:08locks their doors.
40:08Are you okay?
40:09Yeah, I'm okay.
40:11What the hell
40:12is all of this?
40:14I'm just something
40:16I've been working on
40:17for the last year
40:18of my life.
40:19So you're not
40:20endangered.
40:21Oh, she is.
40:22Actually, we all are,
40:24but not because of Gary.
40:25I'll explain everything
40:26when Gary gets home.
40:28He's not here.
40:29No?
40:29Why?
40:30Did you see him?
40:31Yeah.
40:32At Jinkley's.
40:33But he left like
40:3420 minutes ago.
40:35That's weird.
40:36He usually comes right home.
40:37Maybe he found something.
40:39Yeah, maybe.
40:56He's not here.
41:02Mm-hmm.
41:05Mm-hmm.
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:10Mm-hmm.
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