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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby,
00:00:40you can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give
00:01:31me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to
00:02:40what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:09You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:15Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready.
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:41Wait, Dad. Is she, like, my real sister? Yes.
00:03:47All right.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:54Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this
00:04:15house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be a
00:04:21good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris! Come down,
00:04:35your sister's here!
00:04:42It's you!
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:55Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk
00:04:59here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice? Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:35life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls
00:06:00then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:31I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:36My bra!
00:06:53What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey sis!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back? You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:23I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Um, also one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:12Who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh...
00:09:19Go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris' house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student.
00:10:09Late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:54You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:10What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:14Wow! Fine. My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra. I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:11:44Nope. I need a serious glow up. No more of this childish shit.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:02Okay. That's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are not toys. These are not toys.
00:12:10These are not toys.
00:12:11These are not toys.
00:12:23Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Dom's. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:32Sorry about that. Can you just give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for. And more importantly, why it's all so
00:12:42sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god. Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some
00:12:53underwear, too, while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:14Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends. I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:32you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you. You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on. Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw, you must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:17Is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice? What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you? My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:06Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys. Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:16She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:28No.
00:16:42No.
00:16:46No.
00:16:51Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:08Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut! You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show? How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:07Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys. She's drunk off that Louie, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:29My dress! It's too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33look at you
00:18:34laying like a drowning dog
00:18:43help me
00:18:44somebody help me
00:18:47aw
00:18:48crow you want
00:18:49this is my house
00:18:51no one's coming to see
00:18:52oh my god look at her
00:18:57this is so gonna blow up on tiktok
00:19:01abigail
00:19:32chris
00:19:32i'm sorry i'm late
00:19:34are you alright
00:19:41chris we were just having a little fun with her
00:19:43fun huh
00:19:50how about now you still having fun
00:19:53what the fuck
00:20:00phone's in the pool now
00:20:06she's mine
00:20:07mess with her you mess with me
00:20:11come on let's go
00:20:30shit she's burning up
00:20:32your dress is soaked we gotta get this thing off
00:20:35hey
00:20:37hey abigail
00:20:38wake up
00:20:41don't feel good
00:20:42she's so drunk
00:20:44listen you're running a fever
00:20:46alright i'm gonna get you in some nice warm comfy clothes
00:20:49okay
00:20:57chris
00:20:58yeah
00:21:00did you say something
00:21:03yeah
00:21:12abigail
00:21:13uncle pet i mean dad
00:21:15crap if dad catches us like this we're screwed
00:21:18hey abigail are you asleep
00:21:21i wanted to give you a gift i brought home with me
00:21:28abigail are you alright is something wrong
00:21:36abigail
00:21:54stay calm she's your sister
00:21:56you don't feel anything
00:21:59chris are you hot too
00:22:00oh my god she's so drunk
00:22:03and hot
00:22:09don't
00:22:10it's really hot in here let me help you cool down
00:22:23shh
00:22:24don't
00:22:43i guess she's downstairs
00:22:54chris
00:22:54chris why'd you just touch my lips
00:22:57and
00:22:59are you hard
00:23:01what is wrong with me
00:23:03why do i want
00:23:04my sister
00:23:05chris are you mad at me
00:23:06look you're right
00:23:08kylie's the worst
00:23:09i shouldn't have gone
00:23:11thank god you were there to save me
00:23:13it was kind of sweet
00:23:15stop this
00:23:16you can't want this
00:23:17you can't
00:23:18she's your sister
00:23:45god what am i doing
00:23:47kissing my sister
00:23:48have i lost my damn mind
00:23:49have i lost my damn mind
00:24:01chris
00:24:02chris
00:24:15chris
00:24:16oh chris
00:24:32oh chris
00:24:35oh chris
00:24:37yes
00:24:39yes
00:24:40yes
00:24:41yes
00:24:46oh
00:24:46my god
00:24:48how could i have a wet dream about chris
00:25:11careful
00:25:29i actually want that to happen
00:25:41hey get back here
00:25:42abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet
00:25:44wait up for her and drive her to school
00:25:51eat up kiddo
00:25:52there's plenty to go around
00:26:04i know
00:26:06i know that you found somewhere
00:26:07bear
00:26:08lay your head at night
00:26:10you better love you right
00:26:12ask her by me
00:26:14there's no much to tell her
00:26:15what's your teller
00:26:16that's an oversight
00:26:18over overnight
00:26:24you're so hot
00:26:28what
00:26:30what did you just call me
00:26:34what did you just call me
00:26:36did you just say
00:26:37abigail was hot
00:26:40fuck stay cool stay cool
00:26:42don't let dad find out
00:26:43ah no
00:26:44i i meant bella
00:26:46which must be
00:26:48hot sitting under the table
00:26:49um
00:26:51hey we're gonna be late
00:26:52we gotta go
00:26:53hey
00:26:54wait for your sister
00:27:03remember rule number one
00:27:05yep
00:27:05total strangers
00:27:07got it
00:27:08good
00:27:20what the fuck
00:27:27did abigail just come out of chris's car
00:27:30what the fuck
00:27:31she's never driven any girl to school
00:27:33like ever
00:27:34are she and chris actually dating
00:27:36as if
00:27:37she's probably just another dumb bitch
00:27:38she's trying to cling to him
00:27:39god he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts
00:27:42ah
00:27:44ah
00:27:54bro
00:28:08bro what's going on with you and the new girl
00:28:10everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school
00:28:12dude
00:28:13nothing's going on between us
00:28:15all right
00:28:15absolutely nothing at all
00:28:19all right ladies in the pool first
00:28:21boys warm up
00:28:22boys warm up
00:28:44hey stop seriously
00:28:47oops sorry
00:28:48it's just so crowded in here you know
00:28:50totally an accident
00:29:06oh shit my top is gone
00:29:13damn it where did it go
00:29:16okay ladies that's time
00:29:18boys you're up
00:29:23oh no
00:29:24i think we're missing someone
00:29:26pretty sure it's abigail
00:29:32oh my god what is that
00:29:34is it
00:29:36someone's swimsuit
00:29:41abigail
00:29:41is this yours
00:29:43no freaking way
00:29:44does that mean she's basically naked
00:29:45dude don't worry girlie
00:29:47we'll record this iconic moment for you
00:29:49she's probably trying to get all the guys turned on
00:29:52what a fucking slut
00:29:54can you please give it back
00:29:55uh oh
00:29:56you're too far away
00:29:58i can't throw it all the way over there
00:30:00i'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you
00:30:03hey boy
00:30:05abigail's bikini top fell off
00:30:06and she needs a hand putting it back on
00:30:09any volunteers
00:30:13just throw it to me please
00:30:15what
00:30:16you're gonna swim over here
00:30:18wow abigail that's pretty bold
00:30:20all the guys are gonna see her tits
00:30:22we all know that's exactly what she wants
00:30:24let's help her out then
00:30:25schoolgirl skinny dips during class
00:30:28that's so going viral
00:30:34holy shit
00:30:36what are these
00:30:37double d's
00:30:38oh i think i just saw one of her nips
00:30:41what should i do
00:30:45oh yeah i'm gonna give it to her
00:30:48they won't see me if i'm underwater
00:30:55god she's so pathetic
00:30:57oh abigail ready or not here i come
00:31:04stay away from her you son of a bitch
00:31:35oh
00:31:56Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris.
00:32:13Don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:00Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:05I need to think him properly.
00:33:11Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:18Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching up.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice!
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:35Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:11Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:39Get out!
00:34:41Get out, dude.
00:34:48What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, I'm Abigail.
00:35:02You want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:08No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Chris Lawrence.
00:35:24Just watch.
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:27Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:30Yes.
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:45Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:04You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out!
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out!
00:36:17Wait, that's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out!
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:29But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:48Oh, my God.
00:38:16Oh, my God.
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:14What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry, man.
00:39:17My hand's lit.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:25Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:28Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for, like, two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54Oh, no, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:12Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:10Why?
00:41:11Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16i um i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:24you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail that only makes me want you more
00:41:33morning son morning and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend we're gonna go
00:41:38visit the graves of abigail's parents what did you say gross chris wait no no no what did you say
00:41:46you said her parents died what do you mean aren't you her parent you said she was my sister chris
00:41:51i
00:41:51am not playing these games with you today no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological
00:41:56sister or not is abigail my biological sister or not no of course not abigail is the daughter of
00:42:04my best friend he and his wife died in the line of duty oh i knew it god i knew
00:42:14it i'm not a freak
00:42:19well i don't know about that then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play when he's not talking he's really
00:42:32not that bad is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not
00:42:45my sister she falls head over heels for my best bro fucking perfect abigail do you know the answer
00:42:54abigail answer the question i um i i i i i choose b
00:43:10my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play abigail i expect you to pay more
00:43:16attention moving forward yes miss fella
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:38chris just wait till we get home i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:43oh my god evie everett is back isn't she chris's girlfriend chris's girlfriend oh the one in the
00:43:52photo the one in the locket that he never takes off yeah they're childhood sweethearts back then
00:43:57chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back every day he stuck to her like glue then two
00:44:03years
00:44:04ago evie got into the royal ballet she's the youngest principal dancer ever isn't she awesome
00:44:09oh she sounds incredible
00:44:12oh
00:44:13oh
00:44:14oh
00:44:14oh
00:44:15oh
00:44:26oh
00:44:27oh
00:44:29oh
00:44:30oh
00:44:34oh
00:44:35oh
00:44:44oh
00:44:45oh
00:44:45oh
00:44:45oh
00:44:45oh
00:44:45oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh
00:44:57she's flawless i've never seen anyone so gorgeous so graceful see that's evie the only girl chris
00:45:05his eyes for she's everything that you're not hey guys look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad you pick on me till i'm sad but i still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn you're annoying but your smile's my undoing i think i really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night thinking about that kiss i'd give you my first time and let you show
00:45:42me
00:45:42please stop it give it back give it back to me abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:49no wonder you're still a virgin go on tell us who exactly are you gonna lose it to
00:45:57who exactly are you playing to give it to give it back to me
00:46:04kylie cut it out
00:46:07wow abigail didn't know you had it in you miss goody two shoes over here has been two-timing
00:46:13oscar and chris no no it's not what you think don't be shy girl share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for oscar or chris
00:46:29is abigail's love letter for me
00:46:34the letter is speak up oh my god was i right you've liked chris all along haven't you
00:46:41tell everyone tell oscar who's chris to you
00:46:51i'm the one chris is my brother
00:47:02chris is my brother
00:47:05and and this letter is for oscar
00:47:11really because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:19fuck i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:27i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie plus chris only thinks of me as his baby
00:47:34sister
00:47:38i want to go home
00:47:40i want to go home
00:47:41it's okay
00:47:42i'll get you home
00:47:45abigail
00:47:45your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:55hey abigail
00:47:57you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:48:00is it true
00:48:01i
00:48:02abigail you don't have to be shy
00:48:04i'll say it again
00:48:06i like you
00:48:09i just need you to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:15i
00:48:16i
00:48:25my brother
00:48:26he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:27so i should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:32get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy
00:48:44it's storming out here
00:48:46why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:47the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:50floating with oscar
00:48:51he was just walking me home okay
00:48:52that's all
00:48:53that's all
00:48:55please
00:48:56everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:57i mean
00:48:58didn't you write him those love poems
00:49:00aren't you obsessed with him
00:49:02why are you being so difficult
00:49:03let's just go inside and we can talk about it okay
00:49:05we can go inside
00:49:08if you agree to my third rule
00:49:10what
00:49:11rule number one
00:49:13in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers
00:49:15i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:49:18no way
00:49:18okay easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two
00:49:21you stay at least three feet away from me
00:49:24at all times
00:49:27rule number three
00:49:29no more oscar
00:49:30you're mine
00:49:43that was my first kiss
00:49:45well
00:49:52tactically not your first
00:49:54what do you mean
00:49:55never mind
00:49:57abigail
00:49:59i want
00:50:00you
00:50:29chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't
00:50:32your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:33no no don't worry
00:50:35he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:36he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48chris i
00:50:55chris i
00:50:58i
00:50:58i don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs
00:51:03you're doing amazing
00:51:17i want you to feel me
00:51:29god he's so hard
00:51:33oh
00:51:34sorry
00:51:35did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:39no
00:51:40you're doing amazing
00:51:45now
00:51:51let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe
00:51:55maybe we shouldn't
00:51:56it's okay
00:51:58you can trust me
00:52:00am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:52:03my adopted brother
00:52:14look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:31chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:39dad
00:52:40i'm just uh
00:52:41just exercising
00:52:43exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:49oh shit what am i gonna do
00:52:52what no no no i would never
00:52:54dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:56yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh it's uh napkin
00:53:11napkin
00:53:11a napkin yeah i was um
00:53:12i was eating dinner
00:53:14sorry dad on the couch
00:53:15i know i'm not supposed to do that
00:53:16uh what happened again
00:53:22oh
00:53:22dad
00:53:23i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:25uh i think you should
00:53:26you should go shower
00:53:27abigail's gonna be home any second
00:53:28really i stink
00:53:29yeah i don't
00:53:30i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe
00:53:48maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it
00:53:53he's your dad too
00:53:54and shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy
00:54:13and now you want to make it official
00:54:15so what's with the 180
00:54:16abigail
00:54:18i gotta be honest
00:54:19up until recently i thought
00:54:23i thought you were my real sister
00:54:25like my blood sister
00:54:28what
00:54:29oh my god
00:54:31chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly
00:54:37you are so silly
00:54:39all right
00:54:40okay okay
00:54:41i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:45idiot
00:54:45a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl
00:54:53what you're looking at
00:54:55ah nothing
00:54:56listen chris
00:54:58i need to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:55:01you and abigail aren't having
00:55:04what
00:55:05what are you what are you talking about
00:55:07listen abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:55:10it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean
00:55:17what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:19no you're not
00:55:20i mean you get into fights
00:55:21you
00:55:22you sneak into clubs
00:55:23you were suspended last semester
00:55:25abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:26she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what if someone sees us
00:55:47what's wrong with that
00:55:48what what am i not
00:55:50do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not
00:55:52it's just
00:55:53yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right
00:56:01you're right i'm sorry
00:56:02i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie
00:56:14i was right
00:56:15we're not actually siblings
00:56:17i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:19since when did you have a sister
00:56:21maybe they're just like really close
00:56:23it's honestly refreshing
00:56:25seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can steal my man
00:56:32and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago
00:57:06right before i left for england
00:57:07chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it
00:57:12see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair
00:57:17just like us
00:57:18and that he would wear it every day
00:57:20and that i should too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it
00:57:23i'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way
00:57:25everyone will know
00:57:26that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love
00:57:30love you forever
00:57:31i know it sounds kind of cheesy
00:57:32saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34but
00:57:34i can tell he really means it
00:57:37and you're his sister right
00:57:38you know how he is
00:57:50oh abigail
00:57:50you are dumber than i thought
00:57:53a basic bitch like you
00:57:54could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it
00:58:01see
00:58:01he would wear it every day
00:58:02and that i should too
00:58:04so that way every time i look at it
00:58:05i'll think of him
00:58:06no
00:58:08no it's fine
00:58:09chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh
00:58:17does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:20what a joke
00:58:22just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32wanna know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet
00:58:36a bet
00:58:43yep
00:58:43ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie
00:58:47he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you
00:58:50chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:52chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:00oh look
00:59:01you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:59:06chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:18tell me the truth
00:59:20did you make a bet about me
00:59:22you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:29funny
00:59:31answer one more question this locket
00:59:33the person you wear that for
00:59:35are you gonna love them forever and ever
00:59:37right
00:59:37right
00:59:39yeah but yeah but it's
00:59:40okay i've heard enough
00:59:42i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:49you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet
01:00:00look
01:00:01i'll go apologize to abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05he said he wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all
01:00:09i don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry bo i got this
01:00:14plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17your family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:30i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:40so you knew about it too
01:00:42yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay abigail
01:00:56this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03i thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know i still have the love letters to prove it
01:01:07you know
01:01:08i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me
01:01:14we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:20i lied to you
01:01:23chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:27that's why we've been living together
01:01:30i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:33so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:38he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:43a surprise
01:01:45so um
01:01:47why tell me now
01:01:49i'm sorry oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just
01:01:54i have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:03there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:10i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:13is to find someone new
01:02:17abigail
01:02:17i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:23who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27i know that's selfish but
01:02:29god
01:02:29i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:45getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:47what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:50tell me
01:02:52who is oscar to you
01:02:54oscar is my crush
01:02:55he's the guy that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:58what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:02dude fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:13oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:15do you think i would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:19tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that
01:03:23of course i do
01:03:26chris
01:03:28well fennett wants us in your office
01:03:30right now
01:03:31eves
01:03:31i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris let's go shopping later
01:03:41i need new ballet slippers
01:03:42and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad
01:03:54why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's chris isn't it
01:04:01nope
01:04:02i absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05i mean it
01:04:06i hate chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:08got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:13dinner's on me
01:04:14you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:16not at all
01:04:18kind of like the rush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:43mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:05my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro
01:05:18he loves to spoil me
01:05:20doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:27what was that
01:05:29did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here
01:05:32let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38say ah
01:05:39open wide
01:05:41here you go
01:05:42say ah
01:05:44oh
01:05:45nice
01:05:56that's enough chris
01:05:57aww chris has always been so playful
01:05:59am i right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:22are you
01:06:23are you full
01:06:23if you're done let's go home
01:06:25hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:28you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:32wait oscar
01:06:34didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:38shoo
01:06:40abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42so trust me i'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no
01:06:50thank you
01:06:52i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:57i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail
01:07:02come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over
01:07:10of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up we're busted
01:07:51fuck
01:07:53cops are here we gotta go
01:07:58run
01:07:59oscar
01:08:04wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:12how's it taste
01:08:14do you want to try
01:08:18fuck fuck fuck
01:08:20god please what is happening
01:08:23get out of the car
01:08:25why
01:08:26i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:39and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42i didn't know i
01:08:43i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:19fuck
01:09:22oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cards
01:09:33she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some ideas
01:09:50abigail
01:09:57damn brad
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00don't run here
01:10:03and go go go go
01:10:05oh let it go
01:10:07let go
01:10:10run run run go go
01:10:32we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:52why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:55hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:22oh
01:11:24oh nice
01:11:26i'm gonna stop
01:11:29okay okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36wait wait wait what sorry come again
01:11:39i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend okay happy
01:11:43uh no actually not at all explain
01:11:46chris you're committed to loving evie forever so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:53loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:57the locket the necklace that's for couples it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever
01:12:03right it's proof that you love evie
01:12:07this
01:12:15it's not
01:12:16it's not evie
01:12:17nope
01:12:18so that's
01:12:19my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:26no that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:30within three months
01:12:31so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:33i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet
01:12:36what what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that
01:12:42i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:50fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:57i think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that again using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine abs no one else's okay i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back i can handle anything you give me
01:14:05i will Warning
01:14:06you are
01:14:20and i'm playing games you are getting
01:14:27that they're aplicable
01:14:28no true
01:14:30the engineers came back
01:14:32even though they said when i was asked to decide
01:14:32Love can't pick up the pace.
01:14:34People run towards love.
01:14:36Call my cause a craze.
01:14:38Let's be real, some true love is really just a phase.
01:14:41Heard it all before.
01:14:43Y'all just need a score.
01:14:45Don't want it anymore.
01:14:46Can't take it no more.
01:14:48Love or I adore us.
01:14:50Yes and I am sure.
01:14:52Because love is war.
01:14:54You taste even better than last.
01:15:01Be careful.
01:15:02You might get addicted.
01:15:22Good morning princess.
01:15:24Good morning.
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today.
01:15:29You've got to...
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I... I can...
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:38She is not like you.
01:15:40It's my fault.
01:15:41If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me.
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first.
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:46Yes.
01:15:47I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend.
01:15:50Really? Him?
01:15:51What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that...
01:15:57That face is good enough for me.
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own.
01:16:03In a year you're going to be at Harvard.
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve.
01:16:08Seriously dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves.
01:16:12She's made me change my ways.
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them.
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now.
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend.
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening.
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris.
01:16:29There are billions of people out there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me
01:16:33like family.
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am.
01:16:41All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape.
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail.
01:16:49Goddamn, dad.
01:16:51Can't just cut your son a little slack here?
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother.
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first.
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together.
01:17:11Fine.
01:17:12I guess I'm a little obsessed.
01:17:14Now, I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together.
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes, Chris stayed by my side every step of the way.
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife, started a beautiful family together,
01:17:32and every single day I fall in love with him all over again.
01:17:36For the next one, I did.
01:17:37I'm proud of you now and welcome home to Harvard.
01:17:38Of course we are well-known, I'll try to do all the other things.
01:17:39If you're up to Harvard, you're out of Madison Thompson.
01:17:39And you're coming up.
01:17:40You're right, you're right.
01:17:40So you're going to be here.
01:17:40We have a couple of weeks off on our journey.
01:17:40Thanks for our journey.
01:17:41We're going to be here for our journey.