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00:00Anna, I don't do coffee dates. I don't do walking dates. I don't do last-minute dates. I don't do
00:08this. I need to see effort. He has to book very fine dining, like nice place.
00:30Steady to the levee, but the levee was tough. I bet you to my head. I don't care. I picked
00:37a toy. She'd ever watch. She'd better get she'd ever want. She'd ever want to peddle. If you'd ever want
00:45to let me settle.
00:48How do I pick the right man? Honey, all men are liars, so find one that lies on a yacht.
00:53How do I know which friends are real? A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is
00:57sitting next to you saying,
00:58that was fucking fun. Where do I find a husband? Honey, real men lie, cheat, and split the bill. Instead,
01:04I just generated a man on Higgs field.
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