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📝Synopsis: After her stepsister steals her perfect AI match, Nora is humiliated into marrying a lowly janitor. But beneath his disguise lies a powerful secret. As their unlikely marriage unfolds, Nora must confront a question no algorithm can answer—can love exist without calculation?
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📝Synopsis: After her stepsister steals her perfect AI match, Nora is humiliated into marrying a lowly janitor. But beneath his disguise lies a powerful secret. As their unlikely marriage unfolds, Nora must confront a question no algorithm can answer—can love exist without calculation?
✨Genre: Drama, Contemporary Romance,
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00:00:17Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:00:21Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:28Boss?
00:00:30Everything's ready to go.
00:00:31Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:35It doesn't matter.
00:00:37Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:40The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:42Soon the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:00:45It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:47Excellent.
00:00:49Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:51As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:57wraps.
00:00:58If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:01:04Welcome.
00:01:05This is my last chance.
00:01:09Could it be me?
00:01:10Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:17Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:19Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:25Okay, this might work.
00:01:27And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:31How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor.
00:01:37Hey, babe.
00:01:39Gavin's the name.
00:01:41Money's the game.
00:01:42Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:45Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:47Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:49He could've seen you at last year at Kobo Exec Summit.
00:01:52Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:54Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:58Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:02:03The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:02:06You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:02:11Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:20This outcome is unexpected. Interesting.
00:02:24Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:26The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:29Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:33Is this really the end?
00:02:37That janitor?
00:02:39He has Bianca's match.
00:02:41Fine, I'll take him.
00:02:42My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:44I'm getting married today.
00:02:47What's she gonna do?
00:02:53Just play along?
00:02:55What?
00:03:11What a surprise.
00:03:13Beautiful.
00:03:14And such a fighter.
00:03:16Interesting.
00:03:16Nora!
00:03:17The hell are you doing?
00:03:19Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:22What a joke!
00:03:23A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:29Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:33My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:38Look at me, princess.
00:03:39I'm just a janitor.
00:03:40Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:44Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:49That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:55True love can be modeled.
00:03:57It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:04:01Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:04:03I'm not some line of code, though.
00:04:06Is she doubting my data?
00:04:08I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:04:11Alright.
00:04:13Let's make a bet.
00:04:14A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:16Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:04:18You win.
00:04:19And you'll get half.
00:04:21Everything I own.
00:04:25A what?
00:04:26A mop and a bucket?
00:04:28Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:32Tell you what.
00:04:33If I fall for you, you get half the money.
00:04:37Deal.
00:04:38I like those odds.
00:04:43I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:46Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:55We're getting married.
00:04:57No!
00:04:59Victor!
00:05:03Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:05:12Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:15You really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:18I need to start looking my best.
00:05:19Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
00:05:22it'll grow into love.
00:05:24I'm winning this bet.
00:05:28Bearing the janitor.
00:05:29You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:05:32Nora, you took with that loser the marriage is off.
00:05:36That's too bad.
00:05:37We already signed the papers.
00:05:39I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:43Fine.
00:05:43But when it all falls apart,
00:05:45don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
00:05:49You.
00:05:50Throw out our luggage.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:54No, wait, stop!
00:05:58Stop!
00:06:09Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:06:11you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:06:13Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:16Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:18Poverty stinks.
00:06:21And it's contagious.
00:06:23Oh, my God!
00:06:25Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:28I know!
00:06:29He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:34I know!
00:06:35Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:37Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:39Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:41Watch out!
00:07:05Is this the man I just married?
00:07:08Wait.
00:07:09Those eyes.
00:07:13Those muscles.
00:07:16Is this the man I just married?
00:07:19Whoa, he's, he's handsome.
00:07:25Hey!
00:07:27Are you okay?
00:07:29Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:30I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:32Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:35No.
00:07:36Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:37He's just your contract husband.
00:07:40Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:43Fuck!
00:07:44The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:50What the fuck?!
00:07:51You literally just used me as a human shield!
00:07:53Get real, babe.
00:07:55This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:57Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:08:01You're right.
00:08:02Brains beat looks.
00:08:03This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:08:06but his bank account is malnourished.
00:08:14Horses?
00:08:15Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:18My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:21He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:24Surpass me?
00:08:26Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:29Mr. S?
00:08:31That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:32Oh look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:08:35Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:38It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:40We'll see how different we really are.
00:08:42A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:44It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:47Oh, how poetic.
00:08:49Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:52Still acting tough?
00:08:54Don't tell me.
00:08:55You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:09:00Bring out my car.
00:09:03This is where we go.
00:09:20What the hell is that thing?
00:09:23A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:27How perfect.
00:09:29Get out of here.
00:09:34Come on.
00:09:43I'm sorry about this.
00:09:45Hey, don't apologize.
00:09:47This is super cool.
00:09:48I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:16Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:19It's a nice place.
00:10:21For a janitor.
00:10:22Make yourself at home.
00:10:23There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:28I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:32I couldn't do that.
00:10:33So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:35No, I didn't mean that.
00:10:37It's just, I...
00:10:40Whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:41I don't know.
00:10:43I'm just going to get some clothes out.
00:10:47Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:55You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:11:00Just give it back.
00:11:02No.
00:11:03Give it back.
00:11:04Hey, come on.
00:11:05Give it back.
00:11:08Wow.
00:11:09It's Jess.
00:11:11It feels amazing.
00:11:13You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:16We're married now.
00:11:17We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:22Sooner or later.
00:11:35I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:39I need some water.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:45How cute.
00:11:46They still win this round, though.
00:11:48It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:57Damn it.
00:11:59He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:12:01Well, I'm not complaining.
00:12:05Look at this muscle.
00:12:07He's too fine.
00:12:12Oh, help it!
00:12:14Oh, shit!
00:12:15Oh, shit!
00:12:20Oh!
00:12:21Oh, gosh.
00:12:23No, I'm so sorry.
00:12:25I didn't know you were there.
00:12:26Oh, my gosh.
00:12:28She's hot.
00:12:32If you think ogling after me, after torpedoing you with water,
00:12:35it's going to make me fall in love with you,
00:12:37you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:38I'm just going to make me fall in love with you.
00:12:41You like to stop?
00:12:42I'm just going to...
00:12:45Oh, my.
00:12:46Oh, my.
00:12:47Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:51Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:12:54Now, hold still.
00:12:55Well, maybe...
00:12:58Oh, let me enjoy my perks.
00:13:00Sorry for getting you high...
00:13:02I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:13:04No, no, no, never.
00:13:06Fix your naps.
00:13:07They're perfect.
00:13:09The pipe.
00:13:11I...
00:13:11I...
00:13:11I meant the pipe.
00:13:13Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:15Um, I'm just going to go back to my room.
00:13:17It's freezing here, and I'm soaking wet, so...
00:13:21Freezing?
00:13:23Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:28What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:33All right, if you want to build heat in your core,
00:13:35you have to engage it.
00:13:36Sure.
00:13:37Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:39Can you...
00:13:40Can you not stand so close?
00:13:42How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:44My form?
00:13:45What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:47I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:48I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:13:51I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
00:13:55Ready?
00:13:57Ugh, this is punishment.
00:14:02I touched his abs for three seconds,
00:14:04and now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:14:07Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:14:08Oh!
00:14:10Deeper.
00:14:12I can't.
00:14:14Hold it.
00:14:15Don't come up.
00:14:17Please.
00:14:18It hurts.
00:14:20Dammit, Nora.
00:14:21Don't make that noise.
00:14:23Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:25Oh, my...
00:14:26Oh!
00:14:34Heart rate, 140.
00:14:36Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:14:40Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:14:44All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:47No, no, it's the workout.
00:14:50I'm going to win the bet.
00:14:51Just you.
00:14:53Wait.
00:14:56Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:58You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:15:03Fine.
00:15:04It is because of you.
00:15:08What?
00:15:14What about your little friend?
00:15:17Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:22She's a menace.
00:15:24I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:31Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:36Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:37Oh, boy there, buddy.
00:15:41Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:49You want me more than I want you.
00:15:51Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:53I'm going to go shower.
00:15:57Alone.
00:15:58No peekings.
00:16:03I'm a loser, huh?
00:16:05We'll see about that.
00:16:11Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:16:17You want your husband to attend?
00:16:19That's sweet.
00:16:20Actually, it's just, it's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:25And Bianca and the others are going to target you.
00:16:27I just know it.
00:16:28They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:33So I would embarrass you.
00:16:34But no, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:42Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:46She's trying to protect me.
00:16:48It's funny.
00:16:49I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:53Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:55You don't even know me.
00:16:57Because you're better than all of them.
00:17:00You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:17:03No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:17:06Whatever you'd say.
00:17:11Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:17:14They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:23Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:25One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:17:28And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:17:34This was a mistake.
00:17:35We should have come.
00:17:36It's okay, babe.
00:17:37We got this.
00:17:50You ready?
00:17:54You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:59I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:18:01But God, this is a new low for you.
00:18:03I'm shameless.
00:18:05At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:18:10After just one week of marriage.
00:18:11I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:13Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:18:15On screen?
00:18:19Bianca!
00:18:30You brought the janitor?
00:18:33Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:39Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it.
00:18:42Hey, lock it off.
00:18:46Don't listen to them.
00:18:50It's okay.
00:18:53Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:18:57So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:19:06Good man.
00:19:07Excellent.
00:19:08Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:19:11All right.
00:19:12Enough standing around.
00:19:14Let's all go inside.
00:19:15Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:18Let's just go.
00:19:19I am not putting up with this.
00:19:21Hey, come on.
00:19:22I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:24Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:26I don't know this.
00:19:27Elvis!
00:19:28Elvis!
00:19:38Are you crazy?
00:19:40Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:42Just for disinfection purposes.
00:19:44With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:49Open a window, would you?
00:19:51Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:19:57Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:20:02Kevin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:20:04Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:20:06If anyone he's disinfecting, it's him.
00:20:10Elvis is my husband.
00:20:12And you will respect him.
00:20:14You little...
00:20:16Mom!
00:20:17Do something!
00:20:19How dare you?
00:20:20Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:23He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:26That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:32You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:36It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
00:20:39With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:20:43You should have stayed home.
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:46How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:20:50My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:55And those are just the cheap ones.
00:21:00A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:21:11Impressive.
00:21:12These must be your most prized collections.
00:21:14Well, well, well.
00:21:15Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:20You're right, though.
00:21:21Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:28Especially this one, Mr. Hong Kong.
00:21:31They don't call Henry J. or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:36Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
00:21:39Ha, ha, splendid.
00:21:45You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:49Man, you went all out.
00:21:52What the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:21:58What the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:22:02Huh.
00:22:02You've got a lot of nerve, thinking you can outdo Gavin.
00:22:06Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:22:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:22:15What's this?
00:22:17Homemade moonshine?
00:22:19There's no label.
00:22:20Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:22Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:24Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:27What are you trying to do?
00:22:28Poison our dad?
00:22:29No, no, please.
00:22:31Shut up!
00:22:32This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:36Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:22:42Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
00:22:59Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:23:03It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:23:05Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:23:09Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:23:10This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:23:14Nora!
00:23:15How about this?
00:23:16If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
00:23:22house.
00:23:25Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:28It's the thought that counts.
00:23:34Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:37What?
00:23:38Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:23:41We'll take your bet.
00:23:42But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
00:23:47If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
00:23:56my heart.
00:23:57Ugh, boring.
00:23:59New rules.
00:24:00If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:24:05And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:24:09But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:26Market price, $200,000.
00:24:41Market price, $500,000.
00:24:45Half a million?
00:24:47Oh my goodness.
00:24:49Oh yes.
00:24:58Market price, $1 million.
00:25:04$200,000?
00:25:05$500,000?
00:25:06A million?
00:25:07What are those bottles made of?
00:25:08Gold?
00:25:09Richard, you just don't get it.
00:25:11With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:25:20Incredible.
00:25:20You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:25:23Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:25:26Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:31These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:25:37Splendid.
00:25:38They're expensive.
00:25:39But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:25:43Couldn't agree more.
00:25:44And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorne's.
00:25:52And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
00:26:01Wait, Daddy.
00:26:03Let's have a little fun first.
00:26:05You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:26:09Insult Ellis again, and you'll regret it.
00:26:15Shut it.
00:26:17Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:26:24Now, get out of my sight.
00:26:27Just go, Ellis.
00:26:28They don't deserve your gift.
00:26:31Wait a second, sore losers.
00:26:33We had a bet.
00:26:34You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:26:40And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
00:26:49Father, I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:27:01Wait, Nora.
00:27:03Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:27:06Elvis, you don't have to.
00:27:08It's fine.
00:27:12Price calculating.
00:27:15One million?
00:27:17Price calculating.
00:27:18How is it still going up?
00:27:28Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:27:32But our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:27:39Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:27:42Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:46It doesn't matter.
00:27:48Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:27:52The algorithm's never wrong.
00:27:53Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:27:56It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:58Excellent.
00:28:00Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:28:02As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:28:09wraps.
00:28:10If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:28:15Welcome.
00:28:17This is my last chance.
00:28:20Could it be me?
00:28:21Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:28:28Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:30Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:28:36Okay, this might work.
00:28:38And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:28:43How dare the AI match the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor.
00:28:48Hey, babe.
00:28:50Gavin's the name.
00:28:52Money's the game.
00:28:53Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:28:56But you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:28:58Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:29:00He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:29:03Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:29:05Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:09Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:29:14The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:29:17You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:22Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:29:31This outcome is unexpected.
00:29:34Interesting.
00:29:35Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:29:37The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:29:40Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:29:44Is this really the end?
00:29:48That janitor?
00:29:50He is Bianca's match.
00:29:52Fine.
00:29:52I'll take him.
00:29:53My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:55I'm getting married today.
00:29:58What's she gonna do?
00:30:03Just play along?
00:30:06What?
00:30:21What a surprise.
00:30:24Beautiful and such a fighter.
00:30:27Interesting.
00:30:28Nora!
00:30:28The hell are you doing?
00:30:30Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:30:33What a joke!
00:30:34A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:30:40Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:44My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:30:49Look at me, princess.
00:30:50I'm just a janitor.
00:30:52Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:30:55Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:31:00That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:31:06True love can be modeled.
00:31:08Just requires a more complex set of code.
00:31:12Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:14I'm not some line of code, though.
00:31:17Is she doubting my data?
00:31:19I'd love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:31:23Alright.
00:31:24Let's make a bet.
00:31:25A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:27Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:31:29You win.
00:31:30And you'll get half.
00:31:32Everything I own.
00:31:36A what?
00:31:37A mop and a bucket?
00:31:40Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:31:44Tell you what.
00:31:44If I fall for you, you get half in line.
00:31:48Deal.
00:31:50I like those odds.
00:31:54I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:31:57Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:32:06We're getting married.
00:32:10Victor!
00:32:14Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:32:23Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:32:26Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:32:29I need to start looking my best.
00:32:31Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:32:35I'm winning this bet.
00:32:39Marrying the janitor.
00:32:40You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:32:44Nora, you took with that loser.
00:32:46The marriage is off.
00:32:47That's too bad.
00:32:48We already signed the papers.
00:32:51I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:54Fine.
00:32:55But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
00:33:00You.
00:33:01Throw out our luggage.
00:33:04Please.
00:33:05No, wait.
00:33:05Stop.
00:33:20Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:33:25Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:33:27Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:33:30Poverty stinks.
00:33:32And it's contagious.
00:33:35Oh, my God.
00:33:36Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:33:39I know.
00:33:40He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:33:47Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:49Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:33:50Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:52Watch out.
00:34:16Is this the man I just married?
00:34:19Wait.
00:34:21Those eyes.
00:34:24Those muscles.
00:34:27Is this the man I just married?
00:34:30Whoa, he's handsome.
00:34:36Hey.
00:34:39Are you okay?
00:34:40Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:41I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:34:44Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:34:46No.
00:34:47Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:48He's just your contract husband.
00:34:51Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:54Fuck.
00:34:55The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:35:01What the fuck?
00:35:03You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:35:04Get real, babe.
00:35:06This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:35:09Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:12You're right.
00:35:13Brains beat looks.
00:35:15This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:35:17but his bank account is malnourished.
00:35:25Horses?
00:35:26Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:35:29My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:35:32He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:35:36Surpass me?
00:35:38Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:35:40Mr. S?
00:35:42That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:43Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:35:46Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat
00:35:47next to a guy like me.
00:35:49It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:35:51You'll see how different we really are.
00:35:53A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:35:55It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:35:58Oh, how poetic.
00:36:00Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:36:03Still acting tough?
00:36:05Don't tell me.
00:36:06You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:36:11Bring out my car.
00:36:32What the hell is that thing?
00:36:34A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:36:37How perfect.
00:36:40Get out of here.
00:36:46Come on.
00:36:54I'm sorry about this.
00:36:56Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:58This is super cool.
00:36:59I've never been in a car like this before.
00:37:27Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:37:30It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:37:33Make yourself at home.
00:37:35There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:37:39I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:37:43I couldn't do that.
00:37:44So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:37:47No, I didn't mean that.
00:37:49It's just, I...
00:37:50Whatever makes you feel good.
00:37:52I don't know.
00:37:54I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:37:58Peach-flavored lube?
00:38:07You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:38:11Just give it back.
00:38:13No, give it back.
00:38:15Hey, come on.
00:38:16Give it back.
00:38:20Wow.
00:38:21This chest.
00:38:22It feels amazing.
00:38:24You really can't wait, can you?
00:38:27We're married now.
00:38:28We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:38:34Sooner or later.
00:38:46I'd say the sooner the better.
00:38:50I need some water.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:56How cute.
00:38:57I still win this round, though.
00:38:59It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:39:09He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:39:13Well, I'm not complaining.
00:39:16Look at this muscle.
00:39:18He's too fine.
00:39:23Help it!
00:39:25Oh, shit!
00:39:31Oh, gosh.
00:39:33Oh.
00:39:34No, I'm so sorry.
00:39:36I didn't know you were there.
00:39:38Oh, my God.
00:39:40She's perfect.
00:39:43She's hot.
00:39:44If you're being ovuling after me,
00:39:45after torpedoing you with water,
00:39:47it's gonna make me fall in love with you,
00:39:48you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:53Looked us up.
00:39:54I'm just gonna...
00:39:56Oh, my.
00:39:57Oh, my.
00:39:59Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:40:02Are genitors supposed to be built like that?
00:40:05Now hold still,
00:40:06and maybe...
00:40:09Oh, let me enjoy my perks.
00:40:12Sorry for getting you high.
00:40:13I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:40:16No, no, no, never.
00:40:17Fix your apps.
00:40:18They're perfect.
00:40:20The pipe.
00:40:22I meant the pipe.
00:40:24Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:26Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:40:28It's freezing here,
00:40:29and I'm soaking wet, so...
00:40:32Freezing?
00:40:34Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:39What is he trying to do to me?
00:40:44All right, if you want to build heat in your core,
00:40:46you have to engage it.
00:40:47Sure.
00:40:48Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:50Can you...
00:40:51Can you not stand so close?
00:40:53How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:40:55My form?
00:40:56What, are you a yogi now?
00:40:58I thought you were a janitor.
00:41:00I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:41:02I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:41:06Ready?
00:41:08Mm.
00:41:11Ugh, this is punishment.
00:41:13I touched his abs for three seconds,
00:41:15and now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:41:18Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:41:20Oh!
00:41:21Deeper.
00:41:23I can't.
00:41:25Hold it.
00:41:26Don't come up.
00:41:28Please.
00:41:29It hurts.
00:41:31Ah!
00:41:31Damn it, Nora.
00:41:32Don't make that noise.
00:41:33Please.
00:41:34Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:41:36What?
00:41:45Heart rate, 140.
00:41:47Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:41:51Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:41:55All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59No, it's the workout.
00:42:01I'm gonna win the bet.
00:42:03Just you.
00:42:04Wait.
00:42:07Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:09You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:42:14Fine.
00:42:15It is because of you.
00:42:25What about your little friend?
00:42:28Why is your little friend so hard?
00:42:33She's a menace.
00:42:35I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:42:42Let him enter that for himself.
00:42:47Let him enter that for himself.
00:42:49Whoa.
00:42:50Hello there, buddy.
00:42:53Who's someone losing control now?
00:43:00You want me more than I want you.
00:43:02Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:43:04I'm gonna go shower.
00:43:08Alone.
00:43:09No peekings.
00:43:14I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:16We'll see about that.
00:43:21Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:43:28You want your husband to attend?
00:43:30That's sweet.
00:43:31Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:43:36And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:43:38I just know it.
00:43:39They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:43:44So I would embarrass you.
00:43:46No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:43:53Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:43:57She's trying to protect me.
00:43:59It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:44:04Why are you being so nice to me?
00:44:06You don't even know me.
00:44:08Because you're better than all of them.
00:44:11You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:44:14No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:44:18Whatever you'd say.
00:44:22Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:44:25They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:44:34Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:44:36One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:44:38And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:44:45This was a mistake.
00:44:46We shouldn't have come.
00:44:47It's okay, babe.
00:44:48We got this.
00:44:57We got this.
00:45:02You ready?
00:45:06You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:45:10I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:45:12But God, this is a new low for you.
00:45:14I'm shameless.
00:45:16At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:45:21After just one week of marriage.
00:45:23I don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:24Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
00:45:30Bianca!
00:45:34Surprise.
00:45:41You brought the janitor?
00:45:44Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:45:50Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:45:53Hey, knock it off.
00:45:58Don't listen to them.
00:46:01It's okay.
00:46:04Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:46:08So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:46:17Good man.
00:46:18Excellent.
00:46:19Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:23Enough standing around.
00:46:25Let's all go inside.
00:46:26Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:29Let's just go.
00:46:31I am not putting up with this.
00:46:33Hey, come on.
00:46:33I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:46:35Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:37I don't know this.
00:46:38Elvis.
00:46:39Elvis.
00:46:39Elvis.
00:46:43Elvis.
00:46:49Are you crazy?
00:46:51We're in cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:46:53Just for disinfection purposes.
00:46:55With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:47:01Open a window, would you?
00:47:02Just gave this guy a bath, and he still smells like shit.
00:47:08Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:47:14Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:47:15Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:47:17If anyone he's disinfecting, it's him.
00:47:21Elvis is my husband, and you will respect him.
00:47:26You little...
00:47:27Mom!
00:47:28Do something!
00:47:30How dare you?
00:47:32Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:47:34He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:47:38That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:47:44You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:47:47It's your father's birthday, and you show up here empty-handed?
00:47:50With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:47:54You should have stayed home.
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:57How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:48:01My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:48:06And those are just the cheap ones.
00:48:11In 1945, Romani Conti.
00:48:13In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
00:48:16And in 1990, Henri Jaiet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:48:22Impressive.
00:48:23These must be your most prized collections.
00:48:25Well, well, well.
00:48:26Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:48:31You're right, though.
00:48:32Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:48:39Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:48:42They don't call Henri Jaiet or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:48:47Why don't we go and open this bad boy nutshell?
00:48:51Splendid.
00:48:56You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:49:01Man, you went all out.
00:49:03Put the bottle I brought.
00:49:05What's yours to shame?
00:49:09Put the bottle I brought.
00:49:11What's yours to shame?
00:49:13You've got a lot of nerve.
00:49:15Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:49:17Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:49:26What's this?
00:49:28Homemade moonshine?
00:49:30There's no label.
00:49:31Who knows if it's even safe?
00:49:33Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:49:36Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:49:38What are you trying to do?
00:49:39Poison our dad?
00:49:40No, no, please.
00:49:42Shut up!
00:49:43This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:49:47Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:49:53Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:49:57Because it's highly exclusive.
00:50:10Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:50:14It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:50:16Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:50:20Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:50:22This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:50:25Nora, how about this?
00:50:27If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
00:50:34house.
00:50:36Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:50:39It's the thought that counts.
00:50:46Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:50:49What?
00:50:49Afraid you're going to lose?
00:50:52We'll take your bet.
00:50:53But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
00:50:58If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
00:51:07my heart.
00:51:08Ugh, boring.
00:51:10New rules.
00:51:11If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:51:17And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:51:20But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:51:37Market price, $200,000.
00:51:53Market price, $500,000.
00:51:55Ooh, half a million?
00:51:58Oh my goodness.
00:52:00Oh yes.
00:52:09Market price, $1 million.
00:52:15$200,000? $500,000?
00:52:17A million?
00:52:18What are those bottles made of?
00:52:20Gold?
00:52:21Richard, you just don't get it.
00:52:23With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:52:31Incredible.
00:52:32You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:52:34Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:52:38Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:42These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:52:48Splend.
00:52:49They're expensive, but what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:52:55Couldn't agree more.
00:52:56And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorns.
00:53:04And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
00:53:12Hey, Daddy.
00:53:14Let's have a little fun first.
00:53:16You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:53:20Insult Ellis again, and you'll regret it.
00:53:27Shut it.
00:53:28Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:53:35Now, get out of my sight.
00:53:38Let's just go else.
00:53:40They don't deserve your gift.
00:53:42Wait a second, sore losers.
00:53:44We had a bet.
00:53:45You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:53:51And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
00:54:00Fine.
00:54:01I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:54:13Wait, Nora.
00:54:14Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:54:17Elvis, you don't have to.
00:54:19It's fine.
00:54:23Price calculator.
00:54:26One million?
00:54:28Price calculator.
00:54:29How is it still going up?
00:54:33Impossible.
00:54:34That's impossible.
00:54:40Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:54:44Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:54:51Boss?
00:54:52Everything's ready to go.
00:54:53Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:54:58It doesn't matter.
00:54:59Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:55:03The algorithm's never wrong.
00:55:04Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:55:07It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:10Excellent.
00:55:11Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:55:13As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:55:20wraps.
00:55:20If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:55:26Welcome.
00:55:28This is my last chance.
00:55:31Could it be me?
00:55:32If I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:55:39Congratulations, Nora.
00:55:41Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:55:47Okay, this might work.
00:55:50And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:55:53How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor.
00:56:00Hey, babe.
00:56:02Gavin's the name.
00:56:03Money's the game.
00:56:05Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:56:07Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:56:09Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:56:12He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:56:14Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:56:16Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:19Because their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:56:25The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:56:28You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:56:33Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:56:42This outcome is unexpected.
00:56:45Interesting.
00:56:46Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:56:48The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:56:51Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:56:55Is this really the end?
00:57:00That janitor?
00:57:01He has Bianca's match.
00:57:03Fine.
00:57:04I'll take him.
00:57:04My fate is mine to decide.
00:57:07I'm getting married today.
00:57:09What's she gonna do?
00:57:17What a surprise.
00:57:35Beautiful.
00:57:36And such a fighter.
00:57:38Interesting.
00:57:39Nora!
00:57:39The hell are you doing?
00:57:41Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:57:44What a joke!
00:57:46The poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:57:51Do you think maybe...
00:57:53You'd consider marrying me?
00:57:56My AI didn't account for her.
00:57:58Which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:58:01Look at me, princess.
00:58:01I'm just a janitor.
00:58:03Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:58:06Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:11That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:58:18True love can be modeled.
00:58:20Just requires a more complex set of code.
00:58:23Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:26I'm not some line of code, though.
00:58:28Is she doubting my data?
00:58:30I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:58:34Alright.
00:58:35Let's make a bet.
00:58:36A one-year marriage contract.
00:58:38Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:58:40You win.
00:58:41And you'll get half.
00:58:43Everything I own.
00:58:47A what?
00:58:48A mop and a bucket?
00:58:51Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:58:55Tell you what.
00:58:56If I fall for you, you get half in line.
00:58:59Deal.
00:59:01I like those odds.
00:59:05I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:59:08Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:59:17We're getting married.
00:59:21Victor!
00:59:25Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:59:35Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:59:38Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:59:40I need to start looking my best.
00:59:42Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:59:46I'm winning this bet.
00:59:50Marrying the janitor.
00:59:51You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:59:54Nora, you took with that loser.
00:59:57The marriage is off.
00:59:58Looks too bad.
01:00:00We already signed the papers.
01:00:02I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:05Fine.
01:00:06But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
01:00:12You.
01:00:13Throw out our luggage.
01:00:15Please.
01:00:16No, wait.
01:00:16Stop.
01:00:21Stop.
01:00:32Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
01:00:36Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
01:00:38Stay away from her, Bianca.
01:00:40Poverty stinks.
01:00:43And it's contagious.
01:00:46Oh my God.
01:00:47Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
01:00:50I know.
01:00:51He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
01:00:58Where's your beloved janitor?
01:01:00Isn't backing out now, is he?
01:01:02Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:04Watch out.
01:01:27Is this the man I just married?
01:01:30Wait.
01:01:32Those eyes.
01:01:36Those muscles.
01:01:39Is this the man I just married?
01:01:42Whoa, he's handsome.
01:01:48Hey.
01:01:50Are you okay?
01:01:51Why did you jump in the way?
01:01:53I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
01:01:55Is this what it's like to be cared for?
01:01:57No.
01:01:58Don't fall for it, Nora.
01:01:59Yeah, he's just your contract husband.
01:02:02Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
01:02:05Fuck.
01:02:06The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
01:02:13What the fuck?
01:02:14You literally just used me as a human shield.
01:02:16Get real, babe.
01:02:17This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
01:02:20Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
01:02:23You're right.
01:02:24Brains beat looks.
01:02:26This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
01:02:29but his bank account is malnourished.
01:02:36Horses?
01:02:37Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
01:02:40My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
01:02:44He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
01:02:47Surpass me?
01:02:49Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
01:02:52Mr. S?
01:02:53That's an ambitious goal.
01:02:54Oh, look.
01:02:55The janitor has opinions now.
01:02:57Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
01:03:00It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
01:03:03You'll see how different we really are.
01:03:05A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
01:03:07It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
01:03:10Oh, how poetic.
01:03:11Spoken like a true loser's wife.
01:03:14Still acting tough?
01:03:16Don't tell me.
01:03:17You two are actually planning to walk home.
01:03:22Bring out my car.
01:03:26This is where we go.
01:03:43What the hell is that thing?
01:03:45A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
01:03:49How perfect.
01:03:52Get out of here.
01:03:57Come on.
01:04:06I'm sorry about this.
01:04:07Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:09This is super cool.
01:04:10I've never been in a car like this before.
01:04:38Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
01:04:42It's a nice place for a janitor.
01:04:44Make yourself at home.
01:04:46There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
01:04:51I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
01:04:54I couldn't do that.
01:04:56So you'd rather we share the bed?
01:04:58No, I didn't mean that.
01:05:00It's just, I...
01:05:02Whatever makes you feel good.
01:05:03I don't know.
01:05:05I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
01:05:09Peach-flavored lube?
01:05:18You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
01:05:22Just give it back.
01:05:24No, give it back.
01:05:26Hey, come on.
01:05:28Give me.
01:05:31Well, it was Jess.
01:05:34It feels amazing.
01:05:36You really can't wait, can you?
01:05:38We're married now.
01:05:40We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
01:05:45Sooner or later.
01:05:57I'd say the sooner the better.
01:06:01I need some water.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:07How cute.
01:06:08I still win this round, though.
01:06:11It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
01:06:20Damn.
01:06:21He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
01:06:24Well, I'm not complaining.
01:06:27Look at this muscle.
01:06:29He's too fine.
01:06:45Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:06:47I didn't know you were there.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:06:51She's hot.
01:06:55Fusing ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is gonna make me fall in love with you.
01:06:59You're sorely mistaken.
01:07:07Oh, my.
01:07:10Those arms are wider than my waist.
01:07:13Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:07:16Now, hold still.
01:07:18And maybe...
01:07:20Oh, you let me enjoy my purse.
01:07:23Sorry for getting you high.
01:07:24I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
01:07:27No, no, no, no, never.
01:07:28Fix your maps there.
01:07:29Perfect.
01:07:32The pipe.
01:07:33I, I, I, I meant the pipe.
01:07:35Is the pipe fixed?
01:07:37Um, I, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
01:07:39It's freezing here and soaking wet, so.
01:07:43Freezing?
01:07:45Well, let me warm you up.
01:07:50What is he trying to do to me?
01:07:55All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
01:07:58Sure.
01:07:59Okay.
01:07:59Yoga can keep me warm.
01:08:01Can you, can you not stand so close?
01:08:04How else am I supposed to correct your form?
01:08:07My form?
01:08:08What, are you a yogi now?
01:08:09I thought you were a janitor.
01:08:11I guess I'm full surprised at it.
01:08:14I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
01:08:17Ready?
01:08:19Ugh, this is punishment.
01:08:24I touched his abs for three seconds.
01:08:27And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
01:08:29Good, now, uh, downward dog.
01:08:31Oh.
01:08:32Deeper.
01:08:34I can't.
01:08:36Hold it.
01:08:38Don't come up.
01:08:39Please.
01:08:40It hurts.
01:08:42Dammit, Nora.
01:08:43Don't make that noise.
01:08:45Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
01:08:47Oh.
01:08:56Heart rate 140.
01:08:58Respiratory rate 28%.
01:09:02Skin conductivity 40%.
01:09:06All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
01:09:09No.
01:09:10No, it's the workout.
01:09:12I'm gonna win the bet.
01:09:14Just you.
01:09:15Wait.
01:09:18And why are your hands shaking?
01:09:20You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:09:25Fine.
01:09:26It is because of you.
01:09:31What?
01:09:36What about your little friend?
01:09:39Why is your little friend so hard?
01:09:44She's a menace.
01:09:46I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
01:09:53Let's let him enter that for himself.
01:09:58Let him enter that for himself.
01:10:00Whoa.
01:10:02Hello there, buddy.
01:10:04Who's the one losing control now?
01:10:11You want me more than I want you.
01:10:13Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:10:15I'm gonna go shower.
01:10:19Alone.
01:10:21No peekings.
01:10:25I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:27We'll see about that.
01:10:33Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
01:10:39You want your husband to attend?
01:10:42That's sweet.
01:10:42Actually, it's just...
01:10:44It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
01:10:48And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
01:10:49I just know it.
01:10:50They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your...
01:10:53Everything.
01:10:55So I would embarrass you.
01:10:57What?
01:10:57No.
01:10:58No, it's just...
01:11:01I don't want to make you go through that.
01:11:05Those people...
01:11:05They only see dollar signs.
01:11:09She's trying to protect me.
01:11:10It's funny.
01:11:11I don't remember seeing send Nora into the Lions then in our marriage contract.
01:11:15Why are you being so nice to me?
01:11:17You don't even know me.
01:11:19Because you're better than all of them.
01:11:23You deserve to be treated like a queen.
01:11:26No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
01:11:29Whatever you say.
01:11:33Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
01:11:37They won't appreciate it anyways.
01:11:45Prepare the best gift you could find.
01:11:47One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
01:11:50And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
01:11:56This was a mistake.
01:11:57We shouldn't have come.
01:11:58It's okay, babe.
01:11:59We got this.
01:12:12You ready?
01:12:16You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:12:21I knew you were shameless, Nora.
01:12:23But God, this is a new low for you.
01:12:25I'm shameless.
01:12:28At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world
01:12:31to see.
01:12:32After just one week of marriage.
01:12:33I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:36Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
01:12:41Bianca!
01:12:44Surprise.
01:12:45Hey.
01:12:53You brought the janitor?
01:12:55Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets
01:12:59a good scrubbing.
01:13:01Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
01:13:04Hey.
01:13:05Knock it off.
01:13:09Don't listen to them.
01:13:12It's okay.
01:13:15Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
01:13:19So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
01:13:28Good man.
01:13:29Excellent.
01:13:31Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
01:13:34All right.
01:13:35Enough standing around.
01:13:36Let's all go inside.
01:13:37Come on, sweetheart.
01:13:41Let's just go.
01:13:42I am not putting up with this.
01:13:44Hey, come on.
01:13:44I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
01:13:46Let's just see how it goes.
01:13:48I don't know this.
01:13:49Elvis.
01:14:00Are you crazy?
01:14:02Boring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
01:14:04Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
01:14:12Open a window, would you?
01:14:14Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
01:14:19Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
01:14:24Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
01:14:27Who knows how many STDs he has.
01:14:29If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
01:14:32Elvis is my husband.
01:14:34And you will respect him.
01:14:36Oh, you little...
01:14:38Mom!
01:14:39Do something!
01:14:41How dare you?
01:14:43Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:14:45He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
01:14:48That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
01:14:55You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:14:58It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
01:15:02With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
01:15:05You should have stayed home.
01:15:07Yeah, how's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
01:15:13My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
01:15:17And those are just the cheap ones.
01:15:22In 1945, Romani Conti.
01:15:25In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
01:15:27And in 1990, Henri Jayer.
01:15:31Richebourg Grand Cru.
01:15:33Impressive.
01:15:34These must be your most prized collections.
01:15:36Well, well, well.
01:15:38Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
01:15:43You're right, though.
01:15:43Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
01:15:50Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:15:53They don't call Henri Jayer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
01:15:58Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
01:16:02Splendid.
01:16:07You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
01:16:12Man, you went all out.
01:16:14But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:16:20But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:16:24Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
01:16:26Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
01:16:28Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
01:16:37What's this?
01:16:39Homemade moonshine?
01:16:41There's no label.
01:16:43Who knows if it's even safe?
01:16:44Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
01:16:47Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
01:16:49What are you trying to do?
01:16:50Poison our dad?
01:16:51No.
01:16:52No, please.
01:16:53Shut up!
01:16:54This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
01:16:59Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
01:17:05Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
01:17:08Because it's highly exclusive.
01:17:21Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
01:17:25It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
01:17:27Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
01:17:31It doesn't even need a barcode.
01:17:33This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
01:17:36Nora, how about this?
01:17:38If your wine's cheaper than ours,
01:17:41you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
01:17:47Why are you so obsessed with price?
01:17:50It's the thought that counts.
01:17:57Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:18:00What?
01:18:01Afraid you're going to lose?
01:18:03We'll take your bet.
01:18:04But if our wine is the more expensive one,
01:18:07what do we get in return?
01:18:09If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
01:18:13then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
01:18:20Ugh, boring.
01:18:21New rules.
01:18:22If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
01:18:26that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
01:18:28And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
01:18:31But if you lose,
01:18:33you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.