00:01I've known Isaacs his entire life.
00:03I was just showing everyone out back by the ravine where we used to get up to no good.
00:06This was my favorite place growing up.
00:14I feel like you're seducing me.
00:16We arrived right on time.
00:18My mom was always so proud of my punctuality scores on my report card.
00:21She could tell you that in a second.
00:23Well, I mean, she was always trying to get rid of you.
00:25She was the punctual one, not you.
00:26She hated you.
00:31Do you have a problem with what we're doing tonight?
00:33No, there's nothing to do.
00:35We're being good friends.
00:39You might want to consider a pain for his funeral, though.
00:43John White's got it.
00:45Really?
00:46It's not loaded, is it?
00:47What do you think?
00:49It is his favorite Keanu Reeves movie franchise.
00:52He's gonna love it.
00:53Downside, there will be a bit of a cleanup involved afterwards.
00:56I'm watching a YouTube video on how to rope.
00:59You think they have YouTube videos on how to throw a suicide rope?
01:03You think we'll need the chloroform?
01:05It's a safety precaution, but I hope so.
01:08It's not a celebration, it's an intervention.
01:10Whatever the fuck you guys are calling it.
01:12You guys gonna try and convince me to kill myself?
01:15Never.
01:16Never.
01:17Isaac can actually climb up this tree with the rope, tie it off, and jump.
01:21The bark is at a perfect resiliency level this time of year as well.
01:25We can always plug this in and drop it in with him.
01:28He always liked watching my mom blow dry her hair.
01:30It made him hard and horny.
01:32We're saving so many kids from bad childhoods who would have been born with people like Isaac.
01:36Imagine Isaac's kids.
01:42Amazing, you guys have been so sweet.
01:44Thank you so much for being here.
01:52To Isaac.
01:53To Isaac!
01:54I want to fit in tonight.
01:56It's all about getting the point across.
01:58You can't mince words.
01:59You're a loser!
02:00You've always been!
02:03You've been embarrassing me since we were kids!
02:07You're anti-social, ineffective with women, and a failure in life!
02:14To good friends.
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