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Mark Normand transforma a vida de casado, paternidade e assuntos polêmicos em piadas rápidas neste espirituoso vale-tudo, onde nada está fora dos limites.

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00:00Eu amo você, eu acho que tem um especial em os livros, eu amo isso aqui, obrigado, eu sou Kevin
00:07Hart, good night!
00:15Obrigado, obrigado, obrigado, obrigado!
00:20Eu actually got caught going to a strip club recently by my wife, I don't know how she caught me,
00:24I only talked about it on four podcasts.
00:28And I'm not a strip club guy, but it was a bachelor party, I had to go, but she was
00:32upset.
00:32She was like, what do you like, looking at tits and ass?
00:34I was like, no, it's just kind of fun giving a woman money and have her appreciate it.
00:41Oh yeah, some beautiful women there though, I gotta say.
00:43Black women, that's my weakness, that's my number one.
00:46I was staring at this beautiful black dancer, she caught me looking, she walked right up to me, she goes,
00:5020 bucks, you can touch whatever you want.
00:51I go, I'm not falling for that. She goes, 20 bucks, touch anything.
00:54Alright, I gave her 20 bucks, I touched her hair, they kicked me out.
01:00I know, what the hell?
01:02Wasn't even hers.
01:04Oh yeah, she was pissed, she took a swing at me.
01:07Hi Bob, she weaved.
01:08Alright, alright, there you go.
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