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Candace Mizga Strikes Back [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:04:08أنت تفضل على الغيارة
00:04:10وكتبعا
00:04:13مطلق؟
00:04:14مطلق؟
00:04:17مطلق؟
00:04:18لا يمكنك الحقيقة
00:04:20لا يكون لديكه
00:04:20إذا كنت تختارتنا
00:04:22حينيسي
00:04:22حينيسي
00:04:23مجهدًا
00:04:23عام لم يكن لا يوجد
00:04:24وحيني
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00:04:28أصدقك
00:04:29موسيقى
00:05:00ونحن أنت بقيت حتى ايضاً وليس بحقاً بحقاً
00:05:03فكرة من يعيش بحقك في تلك الحصان
00:05:05ونعيش في قبولة هذا المسيح
00:05:06وكما تعيش بحقك في الهاتف
00:05:08ومعيش في حقك في حقك
00:05:09ومعيش في حقك حاجة مصرى
00:05:11وحقاً بحقك في حقك
00:05:12فكرة
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00:05:14فكرة تخبرتها
00:05:19فكرة
00:05:20فانتك فقالك
00:05:24فكرة تطبيق منك
00:05:27تمكنك عينه منك
00:05:29ومع تحديثه مجدداً
00:05:31ومع تحديث مجدداً
00:05:31ومع اطفلات المسجدينة
00:05:34ومع تحديث أني أمام مجدداً
00:05:37سمتعلم
00:05:37تعرفين أنت تحديث
00:05:40وكذلك تتعلم على حالي
00:05:42وكذلك تكون مستخدم
00:05:43مستخدم
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00:05:51جمعيني
00:05:52لا تشعرون
00:05:53نعم
00:05:56أم بإمكانك
00:06:01بإمكانك
00:06:02جيمة
00:06:04لقد أخذتنا لدينا أشياء في المنزل
00:06:09لقد أخذتنا لدينا أشياء في المنزل
00:06:12والآن مارلينة يبدو عظياء
00:06:15مميزة
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00:06:31أخذتهم
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00:06:36أعلم
00:06:36إذا فعلت هذا ما تتعلقه
00:06:41بعد شخص
00:06:42أسفل
00:06:44أحسنًا لكي أفعلتك
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00:06:47ماذا تفعل؟
00:06:50تفضل مني ممي
00:06:52هي هي هي ميزاني
00:06:53لا يريدك أنت هنا
00:06:56لا تفعلتك
00:06:58لا تفعلتك بلس
00:07:00بيت
00:07:02جسس كريس
00:07:04تفعلتك
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00:07:07لا
00:07:09لأنه لأنه لأنك ينا ويناتروني من هذه الكارولات، والليس باكما بالكامل عنهanı
00:07:18ملوح تقولوني
00:07:19إنهم المطلوبين انهم لديهم لديهم في بساطر زيادة
00:07:23للفضلغ بجميع أنت مقفزيني
00:07:27انها لنصجد قدموا لأنه رجل
00:07:28لكنهم لا يوجد فين
00:07:29إذا كانت لنصبح نفس جداً
00:07:32فلليس في فضل
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00:08:03So what, you're just gonna take on the IRS now?
00:08:06Well, I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:09You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness, but no!
00:08:12You're too proud.
00:08:14You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving for your dinner.
00:08:18You know what, we'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:22Caroline, please.
00:08:23There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:27Hmm, we can figure something out.
00:08:28You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:37He said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:41There's nothing wrong with that.
00:08:43But I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:47That's okay, we can share him.
00:08:50Was I talking to you?
00:08:51Was I?
00:08:53Ah!
00:09:14You hit me?
00:09:17Oh, because of this war?
00:09:19You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:22From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:26And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:29Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:35I don't want your money, James.
00:09:39You can take your card back.
00:09:43I never spent a cent.
00:09:45And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:49I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:51You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:53You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:56You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:59So don't bite the head in the beach.
00:10:02Exactly.
00:10:03Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:06The police commissioner has noticed his talent,
00:10:08and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:11No, he won't.
00:10:14Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:20Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:22But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:29Soon enough, you'll be on your knees calling me master,
00:10:34begging for forgiveness.
00:10:36Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38My career stalled because of you,
00:10:40because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:42It was the biggest mistake of my life,
00:10:43and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you too, James.
00:10:47I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:49That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:51But you know what?
00:10:52I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:55Because now,
00:10:58now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:03Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle
00:11:09watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:12I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:17Ew!
00:11:18Mom, no.
00:11:18Just stop.
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us,
00:11:24we are the real family.
00:11:27She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years
00:11:30when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38That's all that was fake.
00:11:41Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:44He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush
00:11:47and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline
00:12:10just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP
00:12:15so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave.
00:12:24But not with those clothes
00:12:26and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:35Yeah, they don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40I don't have it.
00:12:41I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off me!
00:12:49Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:53Dad, she's a psycho bitch
00:12:55who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:58Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce him?
00:13:01You want to divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll try.
00:13:05Shut up!
00:13:34Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:37Oh, and don't forget about
00:13:39your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:42Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon
00:13:48so we don't need you
00:13:49and your janitor trash
00:13:50stinking up our house.
00:14:03Don't get out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:11Cheers to our new chapter.
00:14:15That bitch is gone.
00:14:23Dad, you were right all along.
00:14:26I never should have left home for him.
00:14:32You're welcome to come home anytime.
00:14:36Dad.
00:14:40Okay, not really sure what's going on,
00:14:43but no matter what happens,
00:14:45I'm always on your side
00:14:47and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:52Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:54Come on, sweetie.
00:15:02Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so
00:15:04but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:08and I'm sorry I was so hard on you
00:15:09about the marriage
00:15:10but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:15He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:19And I'm gonna make sure
00:15:20no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:24Thank you, Dad.
00:15:26Yeah, it's okay.
00:15:31Dad, thank you.
00:15:33Look, I know that you mean well
00:15:35but this is my mess.
00:15:39I have to clean it up.
00:15:42God, if they ever knew who you really were
00:15:44they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.
00:15:47I mean, he was up to his eyeballs
00:15:49in debt when I met him.
00:15:52I thought if he knew who I really was
00:15:53it would make him so insecure.
00:15:55You're right.
00:15:57I know, I never should have dimmed in my light
00:16:00but for anyone else.
00:16:02I thought about it.
00:16:05I'm gonna accept the police commissioner.
00:16:09Yes!
00:16:10That's my girl!
00:16:16I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:18James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:25Look at us.
00:16:26Perfect happy family.
00:16:27I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing
00:16:29in her underpass right now.
00:16:31Now that she's gone
00:16:32we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:35Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted
00:16:36and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:38This is just the best day ever.
00:16:44Talk to me.
00:16:48What?
00:16:50Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:53Caroline didn't rat us out to Mark, did she?
00:16:56Have she ruined your promotion?
00:16:57Dad, you're going to lose your job
00:16:58and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:00You will still get your daily
00:17:01Hayley Bieber smoothie from Air One
00:17:03but that bitch is trying to ruin me.
00:17:04If she goes to Mark, that's bad.
00:17:18Lizzie, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:20You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:24He's on your side.
00:17:26Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:39You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:42You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:45It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:49Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:54I have to let go of the past.
00:17:56I need to be my true self.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:08Hey, Mark.
00:18:09It's James.
00:18:11Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately
00:18:13but I just want to make sure
00:18:14that it doesn't reflect poorly on you
00:18:16or the department.
00:18:17I mean, you know me.
00:18:18I am a team player.
00:18:19Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:21Everything's fine.
00:18:23I just wanted to make sure
00:18:24you were going to be there
00:18:25for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:27You know, between you and me,
00:18:29the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:32Oh, and she said to make sure
00:18:33you bring the whole family
00:18:34so they can be a part of the big moment.
00:18:38I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:43How did it go?
00:18:45Well, I don't want to jinx it
00:18:47but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony
00:18:50and he said to bring my family, so...
00:18:53I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:56Okay, Dad, that's double the salary, right?
00:18:58Yeah, that's right.
00:18:59James, I never should have left you
00:19:02in the first place.
00:19:03It gave Caroline a chance
00:19:05to slip through the cracks.
00:19:08I was young and scared.
00:19:11I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:13I never stopped loving you.
00:19:16And now that we're back together as a family,
00:19:19I'm never walking away again.
00:19:22James, let's get married again.
00:19:24Let's do it.
00:19:26You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:27You're the only one for me.
00:19:30Tonight, I'm the master
00:19:32and you're the slave.
00:19:38OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:42Jenna, when your father gets promoted,
00:19:45he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:49Yeah, I guess I am going to be a head of honcho.
00:19:52James!
00:19:53Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:55you're getting bumped up today.
00:19:57Congrats!
00:19:58Thanks, Ham.
00:20:00But we gotta keep you quiet.
00:20:01I gotta stay low-key.
00:20:03I am so glad Caroline's not here
00:20:05for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:06I mean, imagine bringing her here,
00:20:08a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:10God, she is so useless.
00:20:12Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:16Our new L.A. PD commissioner
00:20:17will be here any minute.
00:20:19I want all units on standby.
00:20:20Yes, sir.
00:20:22Thank you.
00:20:24Thank you.
00:20:29Your key card, Madam Commissioner.
00:20:34Everything's set.
00:20:37Give me a second.
00:20:38I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:41Thanks, Dad.
00:20:43It's time to give James and his family
00:20:45a little surprise.
00:20:48You know what?
00:20:49I heard the commissioner worked undercover
00:20:51in the department for years.
00:20:53Now it was everyone, inside and out.
00:20:55For her to invite your whole family,
00:20:58she must like you.
00:21:02You're golden, boy.
00:21:04Oh, don't worry.
00:21:05I was just doing my job.
00:21:06Just doing my job.
00:21:08But you said her?
00:21:09A female undercover police officer.
00:21:12That sounds hot.
00:21:13Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:15I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:16You know, she or my mom,
00:21:17I could shoplift from every store
00:21:18on Rodeo Drive and get away with it.
00:21:20God, that would be so fun.
00:21:21Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:22When I get my promotion,
00:21:23you will still be able to do that.
00:21:25The commissioner is going to be here
00:21:27very soon.
00:21:29Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:32I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:36This is your time to shine.
00:21:38I'm so happy that you came back
00:21:39to my life and helped me
00:21:40dump that useless janitor.
00:21:42I mean, she's just dead weight.
00:21:45Don't worry, man.
00:21:46I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:48I will give you everything.
00:21:55I don't need your permission
00:21:57to take what's mine.
00:21:59I'm going to take it all.
00:22:01You idiots.
00:22:03Guys, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:06Can you believe it?
00:22:22James, isn't it funny
00:22:24that the moment you dump Caroline,
00:22:26your career skyrockets?
00:22:29I guess it is pretty crazy
00:22:30that my luck changes
00:22:31the second that she's gone.
00:22:33I mean, the only thing she's good for
00:22:34is scrubbing shit off of toilet bowls.
00:22:36And she thought she was good enough
00:22:37to be my mother.
00:22:38What a joke.
00:22:41I am so glad
00:22:43that we have found each other again.
00:22:45Alan, after I get this promotion,
00:22:48we can start playing
00:22:49that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:52Everyone, the commissioner's coming in.
00:22:54Let's go.
00:22:55Let's go.
00:22:56Let's go.
00:22:57Salute.
00:23:18Long time no see.
00:23:21Caroline, what are you doing
00:23:23in a uniform?
00:23:25Wait.
00:23:26You're the commissioner?
00:23:27No.
00:23:29Holy shit.
00:23:30This whole time.
00:23:31All.
00:23:32That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:34I am.
00:23:36What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:38Oh, I get it.
00:23:40You're a little upset
00:23:40with what we did to you,
00:23:41so you're here playing
00:23:42dress up in a Halloween costume
00:23:43pretending to be the commissioner.
00:23:45I mean, everybody knows
00:23:46that this is a joke, right?
00:23:47Exactly.
00:23:48Dad said the new commissioner
00:23:49used to be an internal affairs
00:23:50intelligence agent.
00:23:51I mean, handpicked by the mayor.
00:23:53She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:23:55Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:23:58Do not ruin the commissioner's
00:24:00celebration, Caroline.
00:24:01This is my family's big day,
00:24:03so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:05Leave?
00:24:06Now, why would I leave?
00:24:08This is my office.
00:24:09In fact, I'm the person
00:24:10that you're waiting for.
00:24:14Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:15Now you are officially
00:24:16obstructing a police proceeding.
00:24:17I will place you under arrest.
00:24:19Now, are you sure
00:24:22you really want to
00:24:23arrest your boss?
00:24:24Holy shit.
00:24:25Is that police commissioner's badge?
00:24:27There's only one person
00:24:29that's got a copy of that.
00:24:30I told you she was
00:24:32the new commissioner.
00:24:33Nobody listens to me.
00:24:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:40It's clearly fake.
00:24:41I mean, she obviously
00:24:42stole that.
00:24:42She's my ex-wife.
00:24:44She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:46Everybody else here
00:24:46knows that, right?
00:24:47Well, yeah,
00:24:48because if Caroline
00:24:49was really the commissioner,
00:24:50that would make you
00:24:51an absolute idiot
00:24:52to get rid of her.
00:24:54Now, the real commissioner
00:24:55will be here any second.
00:24:56And when she sees this stunt,
00:24:58she's going to lose
00:24:59her shit.
00:25:00Guys, I need this promotion,
00:25:02so go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:04Now!
00:25:05Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:07I guess it's got to be.
00:25:08I mean, I'm not taking heat
00:25:10over just a janitor.
00:25:13All right.
00:25:13You know, enough is enough.
00:25:15You're coming with me.
00:25:16You've got to go.
00:25:16Hold on.
00:25:18Before you boys
00:25:18make the biggest mistake
00:25:19of your life,
00:25:21why don't you try swiping this
00:25:23on the door
00:25:23of the commissioner's office?
00:25:26Right?
00:25:26Then you'll see.
00:25:29Word is the commissioner
00:25:31spent years
00:25:31undercover
00:25:32in the headquarters.
00:25:34What if it's really her?
00:25:35She seems awfully
00:25:36sure of herself.
00:25:37Maybe we should
00:25:38just let her try.
00:25:39No, no, no, guys,
00:25:40why don't we
00:25:40just arrest her already?
00:25:42She's clearly
00:25:42just stalling us.
00:25:43But James,
00:25:45you know,
00:25:45we can't be sure.
00:25:47I mean,
00:25:47she's got the card
00:25:48and the badge
00:25:48and everything.
00:25:49If the card doesn't work
00:25:51and the door doesn't open,
00:25:52then we can cuff her.
00:25:54Ooh.
00:25:56Getting scared?
00:25:57No.
00:25:58Fine.
00:25:59Let's just do it already.
00:26:00Right.
00:26:13You've been pacing
00:26:14for five minutes already.
00:26:16Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:17I'm curious.
00:26:20How are you going to feel
00:26:21when that door opens?
00:26:23Terror?
00:26:25Or the crap?
00:26:26God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:27Just cut the crap.
00:26:28It's clear she's a fraud
00:26:29and she's too scared
00:26:31to even try it.
00:26:32and you should stop
00:26:33wasting all these time.
00:26:38The commissioner
00:26:39will be here any second.
00:26:41James,
00:26:42I promised
00:26:43you'd come crawling back
00:26:45begging for mercy.
00:26:47Well,
00:26:47when this door opens,
00:26:49I'll make good
00:26:49on that promise.
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:51If that door
00:26:52actually opens,
00:26:54I will worship your feet
00:26:55and then grovel
00:26:56for your mercy.
00:26:58Yes.
00:26:59Yes, you will.
00:27:14See what I'm saying?
00:27:16Go ahead and quit
00:27:17this stupid act.
00:27:18This is not going to win me back.
00:27:19Now go ahead
00:27:20and arrest her
00:27:21before the commissioner
00:27:22gets here.
00:27:22She's wasting police time.
00:27:24You stupid bitch.
00:27:26You just can't accept
00:27:27getting kicked out
00:27:27of our house,
00:27:28can you?
00:27:29Aw,
00:27:30poor Caroline.
00:27:32Homeless and broke.
00:27:34You should have
00:27:35taken up on my offer.
00:27:46What?
00:27:46I swiped
00:27:49the wrong side.
00:27:57Surprise.
00:28:00Swiped
00:28:01the wrong side.
00:28:06Surprise.
00:28:14James,
00:28:15time to get their promise.
00:28:17Uniform,
00:28:18the key card,
00:28:19the whole sort of
00:28:19proves she's
00:28:20the commissioner, right?
00:28:21It has to be.
00:28:22You called it, right?
00:28:23We almost let James
00:28:24destroy our careers.
00:28:26Dad,
00:28:26what if she actually is?
00:28:28After all that awful
00:28:29stuff we said about her?
00:28:30No, no, no, no, no,
00:28:32that's not right.
00:28:33She's my ex-wife.
00:28:34She's just a janitor.
00:28:35She clearly stole that badge.
00:28:38I'd like to know more.
00:28:40Caroline,
00:28:40you shameless whore,
00:28:41you follow me here,
00:28:42you fake that uniform,
00:28:43and you think I'm going to
00:28:44come crawling back
00:28:44back to you.
00:28:45Oh, don't think so highly
00:28:46of yourself, James.
00:28:48I'm not here for you.
00:28:49I'm here to work.
00:28:54Caroline,
00:28:55a loser in a costume
00:28:57is still,
00:28:58hmm,
00:28:59a loser.
00:29:01You can't fake your way
00:29:02into having power.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:04You can play dress up
00:29:05all you want,
00:29:06but you're still
00:29:07just a janitor.
00:29:08Leave now before my dad
00:29:10locks you up
00:29:11for fake impersonation.
00:29:12All right.
00:29:13I've indulged you
00:29:14a lot long enough.
00:29:18Welcome to my family.
00:29:21Caroline,
00:29:22what the hell
00:29:22do you think you're doing?
00:29:23James,
00:29:24stop her.
00:29:25This champagne's
00:29:26for the commissioner.
00:29:27You two
00:29:28aren't technically
00:29:29divorced yet,
00:29:31so if she ruins
00:29:32this party,
00:29:33it will glow back
00:29:34on you.
00:29:35Caroline,
00:29:35stop.
00:29:36I said stop it now.
00:29:38you're doing this
00:29:38just to get back
00:29:39at me,
00:29:39aren't you?
00:29:40I told you,
00:29:41this is my celebration,
00:29:43including the champagne.
00:29:44I put it down.
00:29:44For you,
00:29:45the only thing
00:29:46that's for you
00:29:47is a sale
00:29:47and we will
00:29:48arrest you.
00:29:53You cuff me
00:29:54and I will have
00:29:54your ashes
00:29:55as a platter.
00:29:56So try me.
00:29:57I'll learn you.
00:29:58Shut up, Caroline,
00:29:59and stop lying.
00:30:00That champagne
00:30:01is for the commissioner
00:30:02only.
00:30:02I will say
00:30:03this one last time.
00:30:04The champagne
00:30:05is mine
00:30:05and I will drink it.
00:30:07If you're doing this
00:30:08don't embarrass me
00:30:09in front of the commissioner,
00:30:10you bitch.
00:30:17Let go,
00:30:17let go,
00:30:18let go!
00:30:19Don't you dare
00:30:20trust me again, James.
00:30:21After everything
00:30:22that you've done,
00:30:23I will make you
00:30:24pay today.
00:30:29You bitch,
00:30:30how dare you
00:30:30hit my dad?
00:30:33Oh,
00:30:33I haven't even started.
00:30:34You haven't seen
00:30:35anything yet.
00:30:46You fucking bitch!
00:30:48I will fucking
00:30:49end you.
00:30:49I'm not going to
00:30:49let you ruin
00:30:50my career!
00:30:56You touch me
00:30:57again
00:30:58and I will
00:30:59shove your balls
00:31:00to the back
00:31:00of your dirty throat.
00:31:02James,
00:31:02Goddard,
00:31:03you're gay.
00:31:03I'll fucking
00:31:04kill you!
00:31:04and the commissioner
00:31:05is almost here.
00:31:06Your pathetic
00:31:07little revenge
00:31:07plot ends now.
00:31:10You're right.
00:31:11I am here
00:31:11for revenge.
00:31:15I'm going to make you
00:31:16pay for everything
00:31:17you've done.
00:31:21Wait, is that the
00:31:22official police
00:31:23commissioner's badge?
00:31:24Caroline really
00:31:25is the new commissioner.
00:31:26Good thing we
00:31:27backed off
00:31:28when she told us
00:31:29to.
00:31:31Poor James
00:31:32is in a world
00:31:32of shit.
00:31:33Oh my God,
00:31:34Dad,
00:31:34if she really
00:31:35is the commissioner,
00:31:36we're fucked.
00:31:37James,
00:31:38go apologize.
00:31:40Now,
00:31:40I am not
00:31:42going down
00:31:43with you.
00:31:44No,
00:31:44no,
00:31:44no,
00:31:44no,
00:31:45no,
00:31:45no,
00:31:45no,
00:31:45no,
00:31:45no,
00:31:45no,
00:31:45this is not
00:31:46real.
00:31:47No,
00:31:47this is a
00:31:47fucked up prank.
00:31:48Five years
00:31:49and I did
00:31:51nothing but
00:31:51love and respect
00:31:53you.
00:31:53And yet,
00:31:54you cheated on me
00:31:54and you
00:31:55disrespected
00:31:56the badge.
00:31:57So as commissioner,
00:31:58I'm firing you,
00:31:59effective immediately.
00:32:01No,
00:32:01wait,
00:32:02you do not
00:32:02have that authority.
00:32:03She's not the commissioner.
00:32:05Look at that badge,
00:32:06look at that uniform,
00:32:07it's all fake.
00:32:08she didn't even do
00:32:09her research.
00:32:11Why is her uniform
00:32:12different?
00:32:13Exactly.
00:32:14We've never seen
00:32:15that uniform before.
00:32:16She's impersonating
00:32:16an officer
00:32:17and she should
00:32:17be arrested.
00:32:19God,
00:32:19you're right.
00:32:20Caroline impersonating
00:32:21law enforcement
00:32:22is a felony.
00:32:23Of course you haven't
00:32:23seen this uniform.
00:32:24It's above your ranking.
00:32:26The mayor had this
00:32:26customly addressed
00:32:27her name.
00:32:30Enough of the bullshit.
00:32:31We are sick of your lies.
00:32:32Now arrest her now.
00:32:37Wait.
00:32:38Yeah,
00:32:39I've seen
00:32:39commissioner Collins
00:32:40wear that exact
00:32:41same thing before.
00:32:43Well,
00:32:44looks like
00:32:45Ham is the only
00:32:46detective deserving
00:32:47of a promotion here.
00:32:49Are you sure
00:32:50that that's not
00:32:51the commissioner's
00:32:52uniform?
00:32:52Well,
00:32:53not a hundred percent,
00:32:54but it looks
00:32:55legit.
00:32:56Why not call
00:32:57Collins?
00:32:58If she's really
00:32:59the commissioner,
00:33:00he'd know.
00:33:01Yeah,
00:33:01you're right.
00:33:02Collins will not
00:33:03put up with this
00:33:03bullshit.
00:33:04Caroline,
00:33:05you're about to be
00:33:05in a world of shit.
00:33:06I'm calling
00:33:07Chief Deputy Collins
00:33:08and he's going
00:33:09to bury you.
00:33:09Be my guest.
00:33:11Yes,
00:33:11Chief Collins?
00:33:12Yeah,
00:33:13this is James.
00:33:14We have somebody
00:33:15impersonating the
00:33:16commissioner,
00:33:16and I think
00:33:17you should come
00:33:17take a look.
00:33:19What?
00:33:20We can't have this
00:33:21in our precinct.
00:33:22Detain her
00:33:23immediately.
00:33:23I'm on my way.
00:33:25Chief Collins will be
00:33:26here any minute
00:33:27and soon will expose
00:33:28all your lies.
00:33:30Fine.
00:33:30Let's wait and see.
00:33:32James,
00:33:33lock her up already.
00:33:35The commissioner
00:33:36and Mark will be
00:33:37here any minute,
00:33:38and if they see
00:33:39this mess,
00:33:40it will be on you.
00:33:42You better divorce
00:33:43her and distance
00:33:44yourself because
00:33:46she will ruin you.
00:33:47You're absolutely
00:33:47right.
00:33:48I do need to
00:33:49divorce her immediately.
00:33:52I need you all to go
00:33:52stall Mark and
00:33:53the commissioner.
00:33:54I'll handle this.
00:33:55Good idea.
00:33:56I'll see what we can do.
00:33:58Hope you know
00:33:59what you're doing,
00:34:00James.
00:34:02Here's the divorce
00:34:03agreement.
00:34:04Sign it.
00:34:05Do you have any idea
00:34:06what divorcing me
00:34:07actually means?
00:34:08It means I'm finally
00:34:09going to be free.
00:34:10Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:12Caroline,
00:34:12I know why you met
00:34:13Mark yesterday.
00:34:14You were trying to
00:34:14tank my dad's promotion.
00:34:16Thankfully,
00:34:16the commissioner was
00:34:17smart enough to see
00:34:18right through your lunacy.
00:34:19Caroline,
00:34:20James took care of you
00:34:22for five years.
00:34:24And this is how
00:34:24you repay him?
00:34:25That's low,
00:34:26even for someone
00:34:27like you.
00:34:31Alright,
00:34:32Smith.
00:34:34Chief.
00:34:37Thank God
00:34:38you're here,
00:34:38Chief.
00:34:39I'm sorry about
00:34:39the mess,
00:34:40but it's my ex-wife.
00:34:41She's just...
00:34:42I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:45Alright,
00:34:45just relax.
00:34:46I'll handle her.
00:34:47She's right there.
00:34:48You mean
00:34:49hands on me,
00:34:50Chief?
00:34:51Why don't you
00:34:51take a good look?
00:34:52Tell them who I really am.
00:34:56Sure.
00:35:01Lady,
00:35:02I don't know
00:35:03who the hell you are.
00:35:04You got some
00:35:05brass balls on you
00:35:06sitting in that
00:35:06commissioner's chair
00:35:07wearing our uniform
00:35:08and badge.
00:35:09Get your ass
00:35:10out of there.
00:35:10Whatever this is
00:35:11you're doing,
00:35:12you're done.
00:35:13What?
00:35:14Wait,
00:35:15you mean you
00:35:15really don't know
00:35:16who I am?
00:35:16Cut the act,
00:35:17Caroline.
00:35:18You know,
00:35:18if you really
00:35:18are the commissioner,
00:35:19why does the chief
00:35:20not know who you are?
00:35:29And who the hell
00:35:30cracked that open?
00:35:31That was meant
00:35:32for the commissioner.
00:35:33I did,
00:35:34of course,
00:35:35because I am
00:35:36the commissioner.
00:35:37You?
00:35:39Chief,
00:35:40do not listen to her.
00:35:41She's just
00:35:41my ex-wife.
00:35:42She's some crazy
00:35:43cleaning lady
00:35:43and she's just
00:35:44doing all this
00:35:44just to get back
00:35:45with me.
00:35:45You're a real
00:35:46nut job, lady.
00:35:47Clean up that
00:35:48champagne tower
00:35:49before the real
00:35:49commissioner gets here.
00:35:51Now,
00:35:51make it snappy
00:35:52or I'll make sure
00:35:53you rot in prison.
00:35:55I don't like
00:35:56your tone very much.
00:35:57Chief,
00:35:59are you sure
00:35:59you don't want
00:36:00to verify who I am?
00:36:01Yeah, sure.
00:36:02Chief here has been
00:36:03overseeing every LAPD
00:36:04appointment for the
00:36:05last eight years.
00:36:06He knows his place
00:36:06inside and out.
00:36:07Just face it,
00:36:08Caroline,
00:36:09you're done for.
00:36:10Okay,
00:36:11last eight years.
00:36:11That makes sense
00:36:12that you don't know me.
00:36:13I went undercover
00:36:14ten years ago.
00:36:18Are you kidding me?
00:36:20Hell,
00:36:20you're not even 30.
00:36:21You want me to believe
00:36:22you've been undercover
00:36:23for the last ten years?
00:36:25Don't listen to her,
00:36:26Chief.
00:36:26She's just my crazy
00:36:27ex-wife ever since
00:36:28I dumped her.
00:36:28She's been acting all crazy
00:36:30and pulling this crazy shit.
00:36:31Why don't we just
00:36:31arrest her already?
00:36:33Collins,
00:36:34as the new commissioner,
00:36:36I'd advise you to think
00:36:37very carefully
00:36:37before making the next move.
00:36:39They say the new commissioner
00:36:41went on an undercover
00:36:42assignment ten years ago.
00:36:44I never did meet her.
00:36:46What if?
00:36:47Do not listen to her.
00:36:48She's playing
00:36:49mind games right now.
00:36:53Totally.
00:36:53She can't stand
00:36:54that my parents
00:36:55are back together
00:36:55and my dad's
00:36:56getting a promotion.
00:36:57Exactly.
00:36:58That makes sense.
00:37:00Harrison,
00:37:02arrest her.
00:37:05Collins,
00:37:06the system doesn't lie,
00:37:08right?
00:37:09So run my name
00:37:10and then we'll see
00:37:11the truth.
00:37:12Lady,
00:37:13this is a waste
00:37:14of my time.
00:37:15I think I know
00:37:16a liar when I see one.
00:37:18If I don't belong here,
00:37:19then how did I even get in?
00:37:20This floor
00:37:21is personnel only.
00:37:23Badge verified.
00:37:25Shit.
00:37:26You know,
00:37:27she's right.
00:37:28Security on this level
00:37:29is airtight.
00:37:31The only way
00:37:32you could have
00:37:32gotten in here
00:37:33is if...
00:37:34Collins,
00:37:34she obviously stole it.
00:37:35She's been cleaning
00:37:36lady here for ten years.
00:37:38Now,
00:37:38James,
00:37:38I'm sorry.
00:37:40Better safe than sorry.
00:37:41Harrison,
00:37:42take her the iPad
00:37:42and have her
00:37:43enter in her badge number.
00:37:45Every officer
00:37:46on the force
00:37:46is in that system,
00:37:47even ones
00:37:48who've been undercover.
00:37:49So if you are
00:37:50the commissioner,
00:37:51prove it.
00:37:56Let's find out.
00:38:15it looks like
00:38:16your scam
00:38:16is finally up.
00:38:18Now put your hands
00:38:18behind your back.
00:38:20Shit.
00:38:21That crazy bitch
00:38:22almost had me.
00:38:24I see.
00:38:25Your clearance level
00:38:26is too low
00:38:27to access my information.
00:38:28Would you stop lying,
00:38:29you crazy bitch?
00:38:30Collins,
00:38:31let's give you a minute
00:38:33to handle some personal business
00:38:34and then arrest her.
00:38:35All right, James.
00:38:36But make it snappy.
00:38:37I want this whole thing
00:38:38wrapped up
00:38:39before the commissioner
00:38:39gets here.
00:38:40Now sign the damn
00:38:41divorce papers.
00:38:42You ruined my life once
00:38:44and I have a bright future
00:38:45so I'm not going to
00:38:46let you ruin anything.
00:38:47Ruined you?
00:38:49I saved you
00:38:50from the streets
00:38:50when you and your daughter
00:38:51couldn't afford fast food.
00:38:53I got you this job.
00:38:55I paid your bills.
00:38:56I fought
00:38:57for your career.
00:38:59And you?
00:39:01Well,
00:39:01you ran back
00:39:02to this whore
00:39:03who left you
00:39:04with nothing.
00:39:05So tell me,
00:39:06how exactly
00:39:07did I ruin you?
00:39:08Would you stop
00:39:08taking credit
00:39:09for my success?
00:39:10I busted my ass
00:39:11to get where I am
00:39:12and you did nothing.
00:39:14I did everything.
00:39:15Let me be clear,
00:39:16James.
00:39:17I told Mark
00:39:18to promote you.
00:39:19I did everything.
00:39:20You would be
00:39:21on the streets
00:39:21without me.
00:39:24You see what I'm saying?
00:39:26She's lost her mind.
00:39:27She thinks Mark
00:39:28takes orders from her.
00:39:29It's pathetic.
00:39:30This is a sad,
00:39:32desperate attempt
00:39:32for you to stay
00:39:33off the streets.
00:39:34in the streets.
00:39:35What's next, Caroline?
00:39:37You'll fire James
00:39:38if he upsets you?
00:39:41Actually, yes.
00:39:42I can.
00:39:43And I will.
00:39:45Oh, God.
00:39:46You're not going to prison.
00:39:48You're going to a psych ward.
00:39:49Stop lying.
00:39:50Everyone here
00:39:51knows you're a joke.
00:39:52You know what?
00:39:53I guess I am a joke.
00:39:55I wasted years of my life
00:39:57on an ungrateful husband
00:39:58and his vicious little brat.
00:40:00Yeah, whatever.
00:40:01Just sign the damn divorce papers
00:40:02because Collins
00:40:03is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:04Don't worry.
00:40:05I will.
00:40:07And then I'll have
00:40:08nothing to do with you again.
00:40:10Actually, hold on.
00:40:11What is it, Jenna?
00:40:13This is an addendum.
00:40:16Sign it, too.
00:40:17That way,
00:40:17your debts
00:40:18stay your debts
00:40:19and my dad's assets
00:40:20belong to us only
00:40:21and you can't take a penny.
00:40:24Five years, Jenna.
00:40:27Five years.
00:40:28I've wasted.
00:40:30My God.
00:40:30I should have just gotten a dog.
00:40:32At least it would be loyal.
00:40:33My dad busted his ass
00:40:34for his money
00:40:35and you're just a parasite loser
00:40:37that latched onto him
00:40:38so you can fuck off.
00:40:41Wake up, idiot.
00:40:43Your dad's paycheck
00:40:44won't even cover
00:40:45the interest of his debts.
00:40:47You mean your debts?
00:40:48I paid mine.
00:40:50No, no.
00:40:50I don't have any debts.
00:40:52That was all you.
00:40:54And for five years,
00:40:55I paid those bills
00:40:56every single month.
00:41:00We should ask him,
00:41:01you know,
00:41:01the worst he can do
00:41:02is say no.
00:41:05Director Mark,
00:41:06James is here.
00:41:07Can we hand him
00:41:08his promotion papers?
00:41:10Promotion papers?
00:41:12Have you met Caroline?
00:41:15Caroline?
00:41:17I know it.
00:41:19Shit.
00:41:20Do you think Mark
00:41:20and the commissioner
00:41:21know about the champagne tower?
00:41:22and what are we going to do?
00:41:24Oh, uh,
00:41:26James and her,
00:41:27well,
00:41:28they're having a friendly
00:41:29little chat.
00:41:31Friendly?
00:41:33Don't tell me Caroline
00:41:34went soft again
00:41:35on that bastard.
00:41:36Fine.
00:41:37Take the papers
00:41:38and be Caroline's backup.
00:41:39I'll be right there.
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:43You are a cleaning lady.
00:41:45How could I possibly
00:41:46have more debt than you?
00:41:47You can't even take care
00:41:47of yourself
00:41:48and you're trying to say
00:41:49that you can take care of me?
00:41:50The debts are all yours,
00:41:51okay?
00:41:52So stop stalling
00:41:53and sign the damn papers.
00:41:56James,
00:41:57you are a high school dropout
00:41:59with zero qualifications.
00:42:01How do you think
00:42:02you got that badge?
00:42:03Because it sure as hell
00:42:04wasn't through hard work.
00:42:08I got here
00:42:09from pure hard work
00:42:10and you're just
00:42:11some crazy bitch
00:42:11that's trying to take credit
00:42:12for my success.
00:42:13All right.
00:42:15I'll sign the papers.
00:42:16But
00:42:18don't come crying
00:42:19to me later.
00:42:28Thank God.
00:42:30Fine.
00:42:38Good job, honey.
00:42:40I'm so proud of you.
00:42:42I've raised you well.
00:42:43Finally.
00:42:46all the money
00:42:46and the shopping.
00:42:48I wonder
00:42:48where we should go.
00:42:50The police commissioner
00:42:52is waiting for us.
00:42:53Yes, sir.
00:42:54Everyone with me.
00:42:57All right.
00:42:58Mark's on his way.
00:43:00I hope you're ready
00:43:01to face the consequences
00:43:02of your actions, James.
00:43:04Spare me.
00:43:06Collins is about
00:43:07to cart your ass
00:43:08to jail
00:43:08and the commissioner
00:43:09will be here
00:43:09any minute
00:43:10to give me
00:43:10my promotion
00:43:11in person.
00:43:13Wow.
00:43:14She's really Delulu.
00:43:15She thinks she can
00:43:16boss around
00:43:17the director.
00:43:18Chief Collins,
00:43:19we're done here.
00:43:21I'll let you
00:43:22take it from here.
00:43:26Harrison,
00:43:27let's take her in.
00:43:30Wait, stop!
00:43:36Mark just gave you the order.
00:43:40Wait!
00:43:42Mark just gave you the order.
00:43:45What order?
00:43:46He said
00:43:47he wants us
00:43:48to
00:43:51be Caroline's backup.
00:43:53He's on his way.
00:43:54Caroline's back?
00:43:55What does she need
00:43:56backup for?
00:43:57So she can actually
00:43:58order Mark around?
00:43:59Wait,
00:43:59what is the deal
00:44:00with you and director Mark?
00:44:01Just wait.
00:44:03He'll explain everything.
00:44:04Wait,
00:44:05so Mark
00:44:05is coming here
00:44:07under his earning
00:44:08cord for you.
00:44:09There's got to be
00:44:10something else going on.
00:44:12Were you cheating
00:44:13on me this entire time?
00:44:14Don't worry about it,
00:44:15James.
00:44:16Look at what I got here.
00:44:18Mark told me
00:44:19to bring you
00:44:20promotion papers.
00:44:22You're still
00:44:22his golden boy.
00:44:25Well, yeah.
00:44:27Really?
00:44:28Yeah!
00:44:29See for yourself,
00:44:30Sergeant James.
00:44:35baby,
00:44:36you did it.
00:44:37You're officially
00:44:38a Sergeant.
00:44:41This is the best day
00:44:43ever.
00:44:43My dad gets promoted
00:44:44and we're finally
00:44:45done with this bitch.
00:44:47Don't you think
00:44:47the party's a little
00:44:48premature?
00:44:49Without Mark's
00:44:50official approval,
00:44:51that's as good
00:44:52as toilet paper.
00:44:56are you stupid
00:44:57and blind?
00:44:58It clearly says
00:44:59promoted to Sergeant.
00:45:00Right.
00:45:02Straight from the
00:45:03committee.
00:45:04Mark couldn't
00:45:05nullify this
00:45:05even if he paid.
00:45:07Forget about her,
00:45:08James.
00:45:09Now,
00:45:10when you're
00:45:10officially divorced,
00:45:12let's think about
00:45:13our wedding.
00:45:15I don't want to,
00:45:15babe.
00:45:16That'll happen soon.
00:45:17This cleaning lady
00:45:18is so beneath me.
00:45:21I'm so glad
00:45:21that I dumped her.
00:45:24James,
00:45:26what goes around
00:45:27comes around.
00:45:28I hope you know
00:45:29what's coming.
00:45:30Dad,
00:45:31just ignore this bitch.
00:45:32We'll be getting rich
00:45:33while she rots
00:45:34in prison.
00:45:36So smug
00:45:37and so stupid.
00:45:39Cut the bullshit,
00:45:40Caroline,
00:45:41you're done.
00:45:42Now,
00:45:42based on Ham's
00:45:43word alone,
00:45:44are you really sure
00:45:45about this promotion?
00:45:47What the hell
00:45:48are you playing at?
00:45:49I mean,
00:45:50Ham's just a detective.
00:45:51He's not authorized
00:45:53to make appointments.
00:45:55That comes from
00:45:56Mark himself.
00:45:57So unless Mark
00:45:58says your name,
00:45:59that promotion
00:46:00means nothing.
00:46:01You know,
00:46:02she's kind of right.
00:46:03But how the hell
00:46:05does she know
00:46:05our appointment protocols?
00:46:07Because I created it.
00:46:14Because I created it.
00:46:18Wait,
00:46:20does that mean
00:46:21she can actually
00:46:22be the commissioner?
00:46:24No, no.
00:46:25Mark's busy,
00:46:26so he asked me
00:46:29to bring
00:46:30the appointment papers
00:46:31and announce it.
00:46:34Huh.
00:46:35Did Mark really say that?
00:46:37Yeah.
00:46:38Let's call him
00:46:39and find out.
00:46:40Caroline,
00:46:41stop already.
00:46:42You are making
00:46:42a fool of yourself.
00:46:43you know,
00:46:44Ham wouldn't be here
00:46:45without Mark's blessing.
00:46:46so,
00:46:48I mean,
00:46:48God,
00:46:49I hate
00:46:50desperate people.
00:46:51You are literally
00:46:51giving me the air.
00:46:53Exactly.
00:46:54How would a
00:46:55clueless
00:46:56toilet scrubber
00:46:57know anything
00:46:58about police
00:46:59hire her here?
00:47:00She just can't stand
00:47:01that I'm moving up
00:47:02in the world
00:47:02while she's sitting
00:47:03right bottom.
00:47:04After all,
00:47:05she is going to jail.
00:47:06You are so right,
00:47:08honey.
00:47:09She spends her day
00:47:11toilet scrubbing,
00:47:12so of course
00:47:13she doesn't know
00:47:14how the real world works.
00:47:17I'm so glad
00:47:18that you're divorced
00:47:19now.
00:47:20Caroline,
00:47:21maybe you should
00:47:22toss away
00:47:23your toilet brush
00:47:24and get a little
00:47:25taste of the real world.
00:47:28And yet,
00:47:28you're the one
00:47:29who married
00:47:29the toilet scrubber,
00:47:30right?
00:47:32Spending all that time
00:47:33at rock bottom
00:47:34with you,
00:47:35I learned a lot
00:47:36of valuable lessons.
00:47:37Shut up already!
00:47:41Oh,
00:47:43it's Mark.
00:47:44He's probably calling
00:47:45to congratulate me.
00:47:46Dad,
00:47:47put her on speaker.
00:47:48Let her hear it.
00:47:49Might as well
00:47:50expose her to the act.
00:47:51Mark,
00:47:52I just want to say
00:47:53thank you for trusting me,
00:47:55sir.
00:47:55I just got handed
00:47:57the conversion papers.
00:47:58James,
00:47:59listen carefully.
00:48:00Your promotion
00:48:01is suspended.
00:48:08Uh,
00:48:09what,
00:48:09Mark?
00:48:10No,
00:48:10no,
00:48:10you just gave me
00:48:11the promotion papers.
00:48:12Why would you
00:48:12suspend it immediately?
00:48:14I only had
00:48:15him bring the papers
00:48:16over for storage.
00:48:17I never authorized
00:48:18anything.
00:48:20Okay.
00:48:21Yeah,
00:48:22I got it.
00:48:23I will be there
00:48:24shortly.
00:48:25Stay where you are.
00:48:27Yes, sir.
00:48:28What happened
00:48:29with Mark?
00:48:30Why is your promotion
00:48:31getting suspended?
00:48:32Ugh,
00:48:33please,
00:48:33God,
00:48:33no more drama.
00:48:34I mean,
00:48:34this is all
00:48:35her fault.
00:48:36No,
00:48:36Mark is
00:48:37on his way
00:48:38here right now
00:48:38to,
00:48:39you know,
00:48:39tell me in person.
00:48:42Well,
00:48:42like I said,
00:48:43Mark won't promote
00:48:44you without
00:48:44me authorizing it.
00:48:46You know,
00:48:46just shut up,
00:48:47Caroline.
00:48:48Mark wouldn't
00:48:49be making
00:48:49a personal appearance
00:48:51if he didn't
00:48:51respect my dad.
00:48:53Exactly.
00:48:54James was
00:48:55the star
00:48:56auxiliary officer
00:48:57and the commissioner
00:48:59asked ourselves
00:49:01to come in here
00:49:02for a special
00:49:03surprise
00:49:04so he will
00:49:06get promoted.
00:49:07dates.
00:49:08Don't get ahead
00:49:08of yourselves.
00:49:10I told Mark
00:49:11to come.
00:49:12Believe it or not,
00:49:13everything in this
00:49:14world doesn't
00:49:15revolve around you.
00:49:15Stop talking
00:49:16about it.
00:49:17When Mark gets you,
00:49:18I'll arrest you
00:49:18in front of him.
00:49:19You're done.
00:49:21Dad,
00:49:21it's been an hour.
00:49:22I mean,
00:49:22who is the commissioner
00:49:23anyways,
00:49:24and what is this
00:49:25big surprise?
00:49:27The answer
00:49:27to both of those
00:49:28questions is...
00:49:30me.
00:49:34You?
00:49:36Caroline?
00:49:37Stop the act
00:49:38already.
00:49:38I'm not coming
00:49:40back to you.
00:49:41I mean,
00:49:42stop dreaming,
00:49:43Caroline.
00:49:43The commissioner
00:49:44is a renowned
00:49:45internal affairs
00:49:46intelligence agent.
00:49:47The mayor
00:49:48kisses her ass.
00:49:50I married you
00:49:51because you seem
00:49:51sweet and innocent.
00:49:53But the reality is,
00:49:54you're one of the most
00:49:55deranged bitches
00:49:56I have ever met
00:49:57in my life.
00:49:58and you'll make
00:49:59a very nice addition
00:50:00to Skid Row.
00:50:01Aww,
00:50:02poor little Caroline.
00:50:05She can't accept
00:50:06the fact that
00:50:07I'm a better woman
00:50:10than her.
00:50:12I guess her shock
00:50:13must have broken her.
00:50:15That's why she's
00:50:15acting so crazy.
00:50:18All right.
00:50:19You clearly
00:50:20don't buy it.
00:50:21Go ahead and
00:50:22call Mark.
00:50:24Oh,
00:50:26Commissioner Caroline.
00:50:27should I bow
00:50:28to your feet
00:50:28right now?
00:50:31Walk faster.
00:50:32Let's not keep
00:50:33Caroline waiting.
00:50:34So,
00:50:35Commissioner,
00:50:35what's the order?
00:50:36Are you going to have
00:50:37Mark fire me
00:50:38on the spot?
00:50:39Yeah,
00:50:40are you going to
00:50:40get me kicked
00:50:40out of prep school,
00:50:41too?
00:50:42Ooh,
00:50:43I'm dying to know.
00:50:44What about me,
00:50:46Commissioner?
00:50:47What is my
00:50:48punishment?
00:50:50Enjoy your little
00:50:50show while you can.
00:50:52When Mark gets
00:50:53here,
00:50:54it's over.
00:50:56I can't wait.
00:50:58James,
00:50:59get your ass
00:50:59out here now.
00:51:05What the hell
00:51:05is going on?
00:51:07Sir,
00:51:08where's the
00:51:09commission?
00:51:09I was going to
00:51:09escort you guys in.
00:51:17Are you okay?
00:51:19He didn't hurt you,
00:51:20did he?
00:51:21Hey,
00:51:22no,
00:51:22I'm fine.
00:51:26Why is she acting
00:51:27so cozy
00:51:28with the director?
00:51:29Is she his
00:51:30side piece
00:51:30or something?
00:51:31Hey,
00:51:32you shut that
00:51:32hole in your face.
00:51:34This is the
00:51:34commissioner's
00:51:35swearing-in ceremony.
00:51:37Show some
00:51:37goddamn respect.
00:51:40No,
00:51:40no,
00:51:40no,
00:51:40Mark,
00:51:41Mark,
00:51:41you got it all
00:51:41wrong.
00:51:42She's got the
00:51:42fake uniform
00:51:43and badge.
00:51:44She's impersonating
00:51:45the commissioner
00:51:45and we were just
00:51:46about to arrest her.
00:51:47Are you out
00:51:48of your fucking
00:51:48mind?
00:51:50You're going to
00:51:51arrest Caroline?
00:51:53She means
00:51:53everything to me.
00:51:54You lay a finger
00:51:55on her and I
00:51:56will destroy you.
00:51:58Why do you care
00:51:59about her so much?
00:52:02You two are
00:52:02sleeping together,
00:52:03aren't you?
00:52:06You watch
00:52:07your mouth,
00:52:08boy.
00:52:09I told you
00:52:09when he arrived,
00:52:10you'd be finished.
00:52:13Dad,
00:52:14Caroline's been
00:52:14cheating on you
00:52:15with the director
00:52:15this whole time,
00:52:16but she's still
00:52:16trying to gaslight
00:52:17and guilt trip
00:52:18you about mom?
00:52:19You're right.
00:52:20It looks like
00:52:21the cleaning lady
00:52:21found herself
00:52:22a sugar daddy.
00:52:23A cheating
00:52:23scumbag
00:52:24and an ungrateful
00:52:25brass.
00:52:26You have abused
00:52:27Caroline for five
00:52:29years and today
00:52:30I'm going to make
00:52:30you pay for it.
00:52:32Wait, Mark,
00:52:33this is a personal
00:52:33problem between
00:52:34me and her.
00:52:35You cannot abuse
00:52:35your power to help
00:52:36her.
00:52:37Fine, then.
00:52:38Yeah,
00:52:39let's do official
00:52:39business first.
00:52:40Hand me that
00:52:40promotion paper.
00:52:46James,
00:52:48as director
00:52:49of the LAPD,
00:52:51I hereby revoke
00:52:52your promotion
00:52:53effective immediately.
00:52:59You are abusing
00:53:00your power.
00:53:00You do not have
00:53:01the authority
00:53:01to do this.
00:53:02Chief,
00:53:03aren't you going
00:53:04to say something?
00:53:05Hey, Mark,
00:53:06he's right.
00:53:07a committee
00:53:09made this decision
00:53:10and you don't
00:53:11have the power
00:53:11to override it.
00:53:13The commissioner
00:53:14delegated me.
00:53:16And Collins,
00:53:17back off James
00:53:18Kayser,
00:53:19I'll have you
00:53:19answer to the
00:53:20commissioner
00:53:20yourself.
00:53:21How's that?
00:53:23Chief,
00:53:25aren't you
00:53:25going to help
00:53:25me?
00:53:26I'm sorry,
00:53:27James.
00:53:28There's nothing
00:53:29I can do.
00:53:30He's got the
00:53:31backing of the
00:53:31commissioner
00:53:32and you may
00:53:34have barked up
00:53:35the wrong tree
00:53:35on this one.
00:53:36I have to go.
00:53:45tell you
00:53:46fucking bitch
00:53:47seducing older
00:53:48men and calling
00:53:48me the cheater.
00:53:50No wonder you
00:53:51wanted that
00:53:51divorce so quick.
00:53:52You found
00:53:53yourself a sugar
00:53:53daddy.
00:53:54Wow,
00:53:55all these years
00:53:55acting all warm
00:53:56and righteous,
00:53:57but really you
00:53:58were just a snake
00:53:58all along,
00:53:59huh?
00:54:00You are quite
00:54:01the actress,
00:54:02Caroline.
00:54:03Acting all
00:54:04hurt when
00:54:04James dumped
00:54:05you.
00:54:06But you were
00:54:07already sleeping
00:54:08your way to
00:54:09the top.
00:54:10Oh,
00:54:10makes sense
00:54:11now.
00:54:12Mark's side
00:54:12piece gets
00:54:13special treatment.
00:54:15exactly.
00:54:16Mark wouldn't
00:54:17protect her
00:54:18for nothing.
00:54:20My relationship
00:54:21with Mark
00:54:21is none
00:54:21of your
00:54:22business.
00:54:23None of my
00:54:23business?
00:54:24We were married
00:54:25for five years
00:54:25and you call
00:54:26me the cheater?
00:54:27This guy's
00:54:28old enough
00:54:28to be your
00:54:29father.
00:54:29I guess
00:54:30you'll just
00:54:30sleep with
00:54:31anything that's
00:54:31old and has
00:54:33authority.
00:54:33James,
00:54:35you watch
00:54:35your fucking
00:54:36mouth or
00:54:37I will beat
00:54:38you fucking
00:54:39senseless.
00:54:40what?
00:54:41Hierarchy
00:54:41aside,
00:54:42you've been
00:54:43wooded for
00:54:4320 years.
00:54:44I guess you
00:54:45found yourself
00:54:45a sugar baby.
00:54:46Congratulations.
00:54:49God damn,
00:54:50that felt good.
00:54:53Everybody look,
00:54:54he's hitting me
00:54:55to cover up
00:54:55for his
00:54:56mistress.
00:54:58Definitely
00:54:58reporting this
00:54:59to the
00:54:59commissioner.
00:55:00I'm warning you,
00:55:02you say one
00:55:03more word to
00:55:03slander my
00:55:04daughter and
00:55:05I swear by
00:55:05God,
00:55:06it's the need
00:55:06Jesus.
00:55:07I will have
00:55:07every officer
00:55:08here use you
00:55:09for fucking
00:55:09target practice.
00:55:11Your daughter?
00:55:18That daughter
00:55:18my fucking
00:55:19ass.
00:55:20More like
00:55:21daddy's little
00:55:22side piece.
00:55:23Mark,
00:55:24if she was
00:55:24really your
00:55:24daughter,
00:55:25why don't
00:55:25you have
00:55:25the same
00:55:25last name?
00:55:27And Caroline,
00:55:27I mean,
00:55:28we were married
00:55:28for five years
00:55:29and you never
00:55:30once talked
00:55:31about your
00:55:31father.
00:55:32And now
00:55:32he shows up
00:55:33and he's
00:55:33the director
00:55:34of the LAPD?
00:55:36what kind
00:55:37of shitshow
00:55:37are you
00:55:37running here?
00:55:39Dude,
00:55:39I've known
00:55:39Mark forever.
00:55:40He's never
00:55:41mentioned
00:55:41anything about
00:55:42a daughter.
00:55:43Something
00:55:43smells as
00:55:44fishy as
00:55:44seven-day-old
00:55:45tuna here.
00:55:46Who says
00:55:47I have to
00:55:47take my
00:55:47father's
00:55:48last name?
00:55:48It's the
00:55:4921st century.
00:55:50I took
00:55:51my mom
00:55:51so high.
00:55:53Spare me
00:55:53the bullshit.
00:55:54You've been
00:55:54screwing this
00:55:55old fucker
00:55:55Bahama back
00:55:56this entire
00:55:57time.
00:55:57I bet you
00:55:58couldn't wait
00:55:58to dump me
00:55:59so you can
00:55:59go play
00:55:59house with
00:56:00daddy.
00:56:01Dad's
00:56:01right.
00:56:02You only
00:56:02married him
00:56:02to cover up
00:56:03your nasty
00:56:04little affair.
00:56:04you played
00:56:05us all.
00:56:06I am so
00:56:06sick and
00:56:07tired of
00:56:08this horse
00:56:08shit.
00:56:09Throw these
00:56:10losers out
00:56:10on their
00:56:11asses.
00:56:11Wait,
00:56:12wait,
00:56:12wait,
00:56:12wait.
00:56:13You cannot
00:56:13throw us
00:56:14out like
00:56:14garbage.
00:56:14The
00:56:15commissioner
00:56:15invited us
00:56:16here herself.
00:56:17I'm going
00:56:18to get that
00:56:18promotion and
00:56:19your asses
00:56:19are going
00:56:20to be in
00:56:20a shit
00:56:21load of
00:56:21shit.
00:56:22I'm sorry,
00:56:22are you still
00:56:23dreaming about
00:56:23that promotion?
00:56:24It's time
00:56:25to wake
00:56:25up.
00:56:28the commissioner
00:56:29already promised
00:56:31James his badge.
00:56:32So when she
00:56:33gets here,
00:56:34we will tell
00:56:35her all
00:56:36about your
00:56:37sick little
00:56:38relationship.
00:56:40Thank you
00:56:41for reminding
00:56:42me.
00:56:42The commissioner
00:56:43did want you
00:56:44to have this
00:56:45and I
00:56:46personally made
00:56:47some adjustments
00:56:48myself for your
00:56:49situation.
00:56:50Dad,
00:56:51these must be
00:56:51your promotion
00:56:52papers.
00:56:52They're going
00:56:53to be sergeant.
00:56:53Honey,
00:56:55congrats.
00:56:57Please remember
00:56:58what you promised
00:56:59me.
00:57:00Oh,
00:57:00well,
00:57:01I always keep
00:57:01my promises.
00:57:02Okay,
00:57:02well,
00:57:03come on already,
00:57:03open them.
00:57:04Okay,
00:57:04wait,
00:57:04wait.
00:57:07What the
00:57:08actual fuck?
00:57:10Termination
00:57:10notice.
00:57:12What kind
00:57:13of show
00:57:14is it?
00:57:15You did
00:57:16this.
00:57:17You
00:57:18backstabbing
00:57:18bitch.
00:57:19I told you
00:57:19before,
00:57:20you're fired,
00:57:21asshole.
00:57:21Effective
00:57:22immediately.
00:57:23boss,
00:57:24Mark,
00:57:25please,
00:57:25please.
00:57:26You know,
00:57:27I've worked
00:57:27my ass off
00:57:28for the last
00:57:28five years.
00:57:30I'm a good
00:57:31cop.
00:57:31The commissioner
00:57:32wouldn't throw
00:57:32me out like
00:57:33this.
00:57:34Caroline is
00:57:35pulling strings
00:57:35and you're
00:57:36letting her
00:57:36get away
00:57:36with it.
00:57:37You cheated
00:57:38on your wife
00:57:38and embarrassed
00:57:39the entire
00:57:39department.
00:57:40You broke
00:57:41every rule
00:57:41in the book.
00:57:43I'm letting
00:57:43you off easy.
00:57:45Getting canned?
00:57:46I mean,
00:57:46come on,
00:57:46that's the least
00:57:47you deserve.
00:57:48Deserve?
00:57:51I'm reporting
00:57:52both your asses
00:57:53to the commissioner.
00:57:53I want to talk
00:57:54to the commissioner
00:57:54right fucking
00:57:55now.
00:57:56Regardless
00:57:57of what the
00:57:58commissioner says,
00:57:59I am director
00:58:00of the LAPD
00:58:01and I am telling
00:58:03you,
00:58:03James,
00:58:04you're fucking
00:58:05fired.
00:58:06How many times
00:58:07do I have to tell
00:58:08you to take
00:58:08the trash out?
00:58:09No,
00:58:09no,
00:58:09this is an abuse
00:58:11to panel.
00:58:11No,
00:58:11no.
00:58:12You can't just,
00:58:12I gave my
00:58:13promotion.
00:58:13I want to talk
00:58:14to the commissioner.
00:58:15Stop on this.
00:58:16I want my
00:58:16promotion.
00:58:17You still buy
00:58:17and my daughter's
00:58:18scout.
00:58:18Give me,
00:58:19give me.
00:58:26Well,
00:58:26this is settled
00:58:27for now,
00:58:27but knowing
00:58:28that piece
00:58:28of shit,
00:58:29he's not going
00:58:30to give up
00:58:30that easy.
00:58:32I'm being generous,
00:58:32just firing him.
00:58:33If he doesn't
00:58:34let it go,
00:58:35then I'll
00:58:35escalate the case.
00:58:41this is all
00:58:42your fault.
00:58:43You stupid
00:58:44bitch.
00:58:44If I hadn't been
00:58:45seduced by you,
00:58:46I would still
00:58:46have my job.
00:58:48Dad,
00:58:49stop.
00:58:49You're going
00:58:50to kill mom.
00:58:51Please,
00:58:51you're not.
00:58:58I just lost
00:58:58my job.
00:58:59What am I
00:58:59going to do?
00:59:00I'm going
00:59:00to be homeless
00:59:00again.
00:59:02Baby,
00:59:03but you know
00:59:03I love you
00:59:04so much.
00:59:05it has to be
00:59:06Caroline.
00:59:07She's completely
00:59:08destroying us.
00:59:09That's true,
00:59:10Dad.
00:59:10We just need
00:59:11to find the
00:59:11commissioner
00:59:12and tell her
00:59:12about this
00:59:13whole situation
00:59:13and that's
00:59:14the only way
00:59:14we can get
00:59:15revenge and
00:59:16get our life
00:59:16back.
00:59:17But we don't
00:59:17even know
00:59:18her last name.
00:59:19How are we
00:59:20going to do
00:59:20that?
00:59:22Wait a minute.
00:59:23I know
00:59:24who could
00:59:25help us.
00:59:26Miss Lane,
00:59:27the mayor's
00:59:28wife.
00:59:31What are you
00:59:32talking about?
00:59:33The mayor,
00:59:34William Canesbury,
00:59:35birthdays in
00:59:36two days
00:59:36and Miss Lane
00:59:37is throwing
00:59:38this huge
00:59:39party.
00:59:39The commissioner
00:59:41is going
00:59:41to be there.
00:59:42We're going
00:59:43to crash
00:59:43the party
00:59:44and we're
00:59:45going to
00:59:45tell her
00:59:45all about
00:59:46this little
00:59:47two.
00:59:47Holy shit,
00:59:48Mom,
00:59:49that's brilliant.
00:59:50And then
00:59:50when the commissioner
00:59:50finds out
00:59:51about all of this,
00:59:52Dad will get
00:59:52his job back
00:59:53and get promoted
00:59:53to sergeant.
00:59:54Exactly.
00:59:56Marilyn,
00:59:57I love you.
00:59:58I'm so sorry
00:59:59for choking you,
00:59:59but you help
01:00:00me get my job
01:00:00back,
01:00:01I promise
01:00:01I'll make it
01:00:01up to you
01:00:02big time.
01:00:02We're family,
01:00:04James.
01:00:04I would do
01:00:05anything for you.
01:00:06Thank you.
01:00:08God,
01:00:08I love you.
01:00:10Love?
01:00:12Please.
01:00:12More like I need
01:00:13access to that
01:00:14bank account
01:00:15to cover my debts.
01:00:20who's there?
01:00:21Hello?
01:00:22Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:23Yeah,
01:00:24that's me.
01:00:24Miss Smith,
01:00:25I regret to tell you
01:00:27that your stepmothers
01:00:28halted tuition payments.
01:00:30Unfortunately,
01:00:31we have to let
01:00:32your placement go.
01:00:33Wait,
01:00:34tuition?
01:00:34I thought I had
01:00:35a full scholarship.
01:00:36You can't just
01:00:36kick me out.
01:00:37Oh,
01:00:38no,
01:00:39no.
01:00:40I'm sorry.
01:00:41That was a white lie.
01:00:43Miss Carolyn Johnson
01:00:44offered to pay
01:00:44double tuition
01:00:45to get you enrolled.
01:00:46Without that,
01:00:47you actually
01:00:49aren't quite
01:00:49qualified to attend.
01:00:56They just kicked me out.
01:00:58This is the worst day ever.
01:00:59No, no, no,
01:01:00don't cry,
01:01:01baby girl.
01:01:01Look,
01:01:02there's got to be a mistake.
01:01:04I mean,
01:01:05she's just a cleaning lady.
01:01:05How does she not have
01:01:06money for tuition?
01:01:07It's got to be Caroline
01:01:08fucking with us again.
01:01:10We've got to nail
01:01:11these bastards
01:01:11before they
01:01:12completely destroy us.
01:01:14What do we do?
01:01:15I want you to
01:01:16go home from now.
01:01:17I'm going to figure it out.
01:01:18I promise.
01:01:18Let's go.
01:01:18Okay.
01:01:26Jesus.
01:01:28What are you guys
01:01:28doing in my room?
01:01:30Sweetheart,
01:01:30it's okay.
01:01:31We just want to make sure
01:01:32nobody ever messes
01:01:33with you ever again.
01:01:34And from now on,
01:01:36I'm assigning
01:01:36bodyguard protection
01:01:3724-7.
01:01:38Dad,
01:01:39come on.
01:01:39I don't need
01:01:40babysitters.
01:01:41This is all
01:01:42my fault.
01:01:43I wasn't there
01:01:44for you
01:01:45when you needed me.
01:01:46And that's why
01:01:47James hurts you
01:01:48and I swear
01:01:48I will never
01:01:49let that happen again.
01:01:50Look,
01:01:51Dad,
01:01:51look,
01:01:52I know that
01:01:52James hurt me,
01:01:54but I can't live
01:01:55my life as a prisoner.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:58Caroline,
01:01:58please,
01:01:59just,
01:01:59just,
01:01:59just,
01:01:59no,
01:01:59Dad,
01:02:00no,
01:02:00I am going
01:02:01into the mayor's
01:02:01birthday party tonight
01:02:02alone.
01:02:04No bodyguards.
01:02:05Caroline.
01:02:06Nope.
01:02:09Caroline,
01:02:10wait.
01:02:16Honey.
01:02:19This is my house.
01:02:21You can't just
01:02:21take it from me.
01:02:25At least tell me
01:02:26what the fuck
01:02:27is going on.
01:02:28James Smith,
01:02:28right?
01:02:29Your medical bills
01:02:30and credit cards
01:02:31are way past
01:02:31their due date.
01:02:32Bankhead has come
01:02:33to seize the property,
01:02:34so,
01:02:34yeah,
01:02:35you can pack
01:02:35your stuff
01:02:36and get lost.
01:02:37Thank you.
01:02:37No,
01:02:37you have it wrong.
01:02:38Those are my ex-wife's
01:02:39debts.
01:02:40They're not mine.
01:02:41Funny,
01:02:42because your name
01:02:43is all over
01:02:44the bills here.
01:02:46Looks like
01:02:46you're a saint
01:02:47of an ex-wife's
01:02:48been covering your ass
01:02:49for the last five years.
01:02:50Looks like
01:02:51the gravy train's
01:02:51finally come to
01:02:52a screeching halt.
01:02:53Choo-choo.
01:02:58Jesus Christ!
01:03:00what's up
01:03:00with all these
01:03:01bills?
01:03:02Is that why
01:03:03you came back
01:03:03to me?
01:03:04I had no idea.
01:03:05Caroline was
01:03:06covering for me.
01:03:07Dad,
01:03:08you lost your job
01:03:09in our house?
01:03:09We're gonna be
01:03:10homeless!
01:03:11We're not gonna be
01:03:11homeless.
01:03:11I did not
01:03:12sign up
01:03:13to be broke
01:03:14and homeless
01:03:15with you,
01:03:15James.
01:03:17I'm out.
01:03:19Mom!
01:03:22I'm out.
01:03:25Mom,
01:03:26you can't leave us again.
01:03:27Please.
01:03:27Babe,
01:03:27please,
01:03:28please.
01:03:28We used to have
01:03:29the mayor's party.
01:03:30We will rat Caroline
01:03:31and mark out
01:03:31to the mayor.
01:03:32I'll be back
01:03:33on the force.
01:03:33Everything will be fine.
01:03:35Mom,
01:03:35just give Dad
01:03:35one more shot.
01:03:36Fine.
01:03:38last chance.
01:03:39But if you don't
01:03:40figure out your shit,
01:03:41I'm done for good.
01:03:53Wow.
01:03:54Caroline,
01:03:55I am so thrilled
01:03:56that you can make it.
01:03:57And thank you
01:03:58from the bottom
01:03:59of my heart
01:03:59for everything
01:04:00that you've done
01:04:01for the last 10 years.
01:04:02I know it wasn't easy.
01:04:03You were my guest
01:04:03of honor tonight.
01:04:04You're too kind,
01:04:05sir.
01:04:06It's an honor
01:04:07to serve my country
01:04:08just doing my job.
01:04:10You know,
01:04:10there's a lot of people
01:04:11from City Hall here.
01:04:12It would be my pleasure
01:04:13to introduce you.
01:04:14I don't want to divulge
01:04:15into politics,
01:04:16but please enjoy
01:04:18your evening
01:04:18with your guests.
01:04:19Very well, then.
01:04:21I'll be around
01:04:22if you need me.
01:04:23Anything you can.
01:04:24Thank you, sir.
01:04:25And happy birthday.
01:04:26Thank you.
01:04:27Right this way,
01:04:28Commissioner.
01:04:37Oh, my God.
01:04:39Jesus,
01:04:40this place is insane.
01:04:41As long as the
01:04:42Commissioner's here,
01:04:42I am not finished yet.
01:04:44James,
01:04:44Miss Lane
01:04:45loves me.
01:04:47I've been kissing
01:04:48her ass for years now,
01:04:49so she'll get us
01:04:50in front of the Commissioner,
01:04:51no problem.
01:05:03Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:06Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:10You bitch!
01:05:12You ruined our lives
01:05:13yesterday,
01:05:13yet you had the nerve
01:05:14to show up here.
01:05:15Still can't get over my man,
01:05:18you pathetic little whore.
01:05:21Makes me sick
01:05:22even looking at you.
01:05:23Oh, stop flattering yourself.
01:05:25I don't need your permission
01:05:26to be here.
01:05:27I was invited.
01:05:29Invited?
01:05:30You?
01:05:31This is Mr. Lane's party,
01:05:33and we are VIP guests.
01:05:36The Commissioner
01:05:36will be here, too.
01:05:37My dad is going
01:05:38to report you and Mark.
01:05:40Let's see if the Commissioner
01:05:41takes you seriously.
01:05:42We know the Mayor's wife
01:05:44personally.
01:05:45She will believe us.
01:05:47Funny.
01:05:48So do I.
01:05:49Let's see how you plan
01:05:50on reporting me.
01:05:51Listen, Caroline,
01:05:52I do not care
01:05:53if you're a Mark's mistress
01:05:53or his daughter.
01:05:54He cannot protect you
01:05:56if he's not here.
01:05:57Don't waste your breath, James.
01:05:59Come on.
01:06:00Miss Lane's waiting.
01:06:10All right, guys.
01:06:11The Commissioner's
01:06:12going to be here,
01:06:13so we've got to find her now.
01:06:14Names?
01:06:15May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:18May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:23Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest.
01:06:25She specifically emphasized
01:06:27we should take
01:06:27excellent care of you.
01:06:30James, when Miss Lane arrives,
01:06:32she'll introduce you
01:06:33to the Commissioner.
01:06:47Hey, show me your invitation.
01:06:52Oh, my goodness.
01:06:55The Mayor's VIP guest.
01:06:57Right this way.
01:06:59How did a janitor
01:07:00get on the mayor's radar?
01:07:01And a VIP guest?
01:07:04She's sleeping with Mark.
01:07:05He obviously gave her
01:07:07that invitation.
01:07:09Absolutely.
01:07:10We have to get the slut
01:07:11out of here
01:07:11before she ruins
01:07:12the whole party.
01:07:13Listen, you cannot let her in.
01:07:14She's my ex-wife
01:07:15and she's crazy.
01:07:16Just a janitor.
01:07:17She would never make it
01:07:18on the invitation
01:07:19for the mayor.
01:07:20Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
01:07:21and you are Mrs. Lane's VIP guest,
01:07:24so I'm going to follow their lead.
01:07:28Ma'am, you don't belong here.
01:07:30Please leave.
01:07:33I would be very careful, miss.
01:07:35The mayor will be furious
01:07:36if you bounce his VIP guest.
01:07:38Caroline, enough.
01:07:40Just because you're sleeping with Mark
01:07:41does not make you untouchable
01:07:43and now what?
01:07:43You're just cozying up to the mayor?
01:07:45Get out before you're thrown out.
01:07:47You better back down
01:07:48before I lose my temper.
01:07:49I will not go easy on you this time.
01:07:51Stop the act!
01:07:53Mark's not here to protect you.
01:07:56We're going to report you
01:07:57and Mark
01:07:58to the commissioner.
01:08:00I am the commissioner
01:08:01and I'm not going to tell you again.
01:08:04You're still acting?
01:08:06Well, everybody here is a cop.
01:08:08Do you guys recognize her?
01:08:09No.
01:08:10I don't recognize her at all.
01:08:12Never seen her before.
01:08:14I've been undercover
01:08:15for ten years.
01:08:16Of course, no one from HQ
01:08:17recognizes me.
01:08:18Go ahead, ask the mayor.
01:08:22I do not have time for this, okay?
01:08:24Enough of these childish games, all right?
01:08:26You're just Mark's side piece.
01:08:27That's the only reason
01:08:28that you are not locked up right now.
01:08:30Mark's mistress?
01:08:31Such a big age gap.
01:08:33Gross.
01:08:33If the commissioner finds out,
01:08:35she'll definitely fire Mark.
01:08:37She is just my crazy ex-stepmom.
01:08:39she got my dad fired
01:08:41and now she's following him here
01:08:42to harass him.
01:08:43She's an absolute psycho.
01:08:47James is remarrying me.
01:08:51Very soon.
01:08:52So stop chasing him
01:08:53or people will start calling you
01:08:56the home record.
01:08:58I think we both know
01:09:00who the home record is here.
01:09:02Don't listen to her mom.
01:09:03She is just bitter
01:09:05that we're a happy family again.
01:09:06A total gold digger.
01:09:08You destroyed my promotion yesterday.
01:09:10And what?
01:09:11You came here to ruin the party too?
01:09:12I have had it with you in my life.
01:09:15Throw her out now.
01:09:19You do not work for them, okay?
01:09:21You work for the mayor.
01:09:22If you do anything
01:09:23that these clowns tell you to do,
01:09:25you're out of a job.
01:09:26Do it!
01:09:26Kick her out.
01:09:27I will deal with any problems.
01:09:29Don't.
01:09:30Don't.
01:09:33We're Miss Lane's people.
01:09:36Cross us
01:09:36and you cross her.
01:09:39I suggest you
01:09:40be very smart about this.
01:09:43All right, ma'am.
01:09:44I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:09:46Hi, William.
01:09:48Look, I'm so sorry to bother you,
01:09:49but there's been
01:09:50a bit of a situation.
01:09:52I'm in the banquet hall.
01:09:54I need you to come here right away.
01:09:57Wait.
01:09:58She knows the mayor
01:10:00personally?
01:10:01Is she actually?
01:10:05Are you kidding me?
01:10:07She's just a janitor.
01:10:09Caroline, sweetie,
01:10:11just go.
01:10:12We'll let this slide.
01:10:13Mark is not going in here
01:10:15to protect you
01:10:17and save you tonight.
01:10:18The mayor's on his way.
01:10:19It's time to put all this to us.
01:10:21Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests
01:10:23get his personal attention.
01:10:24Her status must be
01:10:26extraordinary.
01:10:27Wait.
01:10:29in L.A.
01:10:29The only person
01:10:30who gets his reception
01:10:31is the commissioner.
01:10:32What?
01:10:33Could she really be
01:10:34the commissioner?
01:10:35I guess it makes sense
01:10:36no one can recognize her.
01:10:37She's been undercover
01:10:38this whole time.
01:10:40Do not buy her lies.
01:10:41She doesn't know Mr. Lane.
01:10:42The mayor's going to
01:10:43personally throw out
01:10:44this fraud
01:10:44when he gets here.
01:10:45Keep talking, James.
01:10:47In about two minutes,
01:10:47you're going to be
01:10:48eating those words.
01:10:48I don't have time
01:10:50for this nonsense.
01:10:51Throw her out now
01:10:51or I'll arrest you too.
01:10:54Don't you dare touch me
01:10:55unless you want
01:10:56to lose your jobs.
01:10:57Stop embarrassing
01:10:58yourself, Caroline.
01:11:01James replaced you
01:11:03with me
01:11:05because you are just
01:11:06a worthless
01:11:07cleaning lady.
01:11:09nothing more than that.
01:11:13I've shown you
01:11:14a lot of mercy
01:11:15but look at me.
01:11:16If you keep pushing me,
01:11:18it's over.
01:11:18I'm going to destroy
01:11:19every single one of you.
01:11:21Enough!
01:11:22Mark is not here
01:11:23to protect you.
01:11:24Time to put you
01:11:25where you belong.
01:11:25Now take this trash
01:11:26out to the streets.
01:11:28You're digging
01:11:29your own grave, James.
01:11:30This is your last chance.
01:11:31I'm warning you.
01:11:32Can't stop me.
01:11:34All right,
01:11:34I guess we'll see
01:11:35what happens.
01:11:45What the hell
01:11:46are you people doing?
01:11:48Oh, Mr. Lane,
01:11:51this imposter
01:11:52was causing chaos
01:11:53at your event.
01:11:54She's claiming
01:11:55to be the commissioner.
01:11:56Absolutely ridiculous.
01:11:57Imposter?
01:11:58Yes, sir.
01:11:59She even had the audacity
01:12:00to claim she's
01:12:01your VIP guest.
01:12:02Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:04Thankfully,
01:12:05Mr. Smith here,
01:12:06he exposed her
01:12:07just in the nick of time.
01:12:09Otherwise,
01:12:10she'd have slipped
01:12:10into your banquet.
01:12:11Right.
01:12:14William!
01:12:18So,
01:12:19you must be
01:12:19Caroline's
01:12:20ex-husband.
01:12:23Nice to meet you,
01:12:24Mr. Lane.
01:12:28Sir,
01:12:28I am.
01:12:30we were invited
01:12:31by your wife,
01:12:32Mrs. Lane.
01:12:33So,
01:12:33you're the one
01:12:33who wanted
01:12:34to throw Caroline out.
01:12:35That's right.
01:12:36Just want to make sure
01:12:37everything goes orderly
01:12:38on your big night.
01:12:38She's just a cleaning lady.
01:12:40And we just went
01:12:40through a messy divorce
01:12:41so her mental health
01:12:42is all over the place.
01:12:44She keeps rambling
01:12:45on and on
01:12:46about being
01:12:46the new police commissioner.
01:12:48But don't worry, sir,
01:12:49I am on your side
01:12:50and I won't let her
01:12:51ruin your night.
01:12:58Don't you ever
01:13:00disrespect Caroline
01:13:01like that.
01:13:03Why would you
01:13:04hit me?
01:13:04I'm friends
01:13:05with Mrs. Lane.
01:13:06I don't care
01:13:07who you claim
01:13:08to be friends with.
01:13:09This is somebody
01:13:11that I look up to
01:13:12and you
01:13:13don't deserve
01:13:14to call yourself
01:13:15an officer of the law.
01:13:16You are absolutely
01:13:17freaking clueless.
01:13:22Commissioner.
01:13:23I'm terribly sorry.
01:13:24This is on me.
01:13:25My people
01:13:25let you down.
01:13:27It's fine.
01:13:28What the fuck?
01:13:29She's the
01:13:30actual commissioner?
01:13:34No, no.
01:13:35She was scrubbing toilets
01:13:36and signing divorce papers
01:13:37two days ago.
01:13:38How could she be
01:13:39commissioner overnight?
01:13:40No, no.
01:13:41This is crazy.
01:13:42I thought she was
01:13:43Mark's mistress,
01:13:43just a cheating bitch,
01:13:45but she's actually
01:13:45Mark's daughter.
01:13:48Oh, fuck me.
01:13:50He called her commissioner
01:13:51and I just tried
01:13:53to humiliate her.
01:13:53I'm dead.
01:13:54I'm so fucking dead.
01:13:57Holy shit.
01:13:58Thank God
01:13:58we stayed out of this.
01:13:59We cannot afford
01:14:00to cross the commissioner.
01:14:01Poor bastard.
01:14:02He tried to divorce
01:14:03the commissioner
01:14:04and throw her out?
01:14:05He's done for.
01:14:09So, James.
01:14:11You said that
01:14:12you wanted to
01:14:13wrap my father
01:14:13and I out
01:14:14to the commissioner.
01:14:15Here I am.
01:14:16Anything you want to say?
01:14:17No, no.
01:14:19No, this can't be real.
01:14:21What?
01:14:22She seems so young.
01:14:23Honestly,
01:14:23she doesn't even look
01:14:24like a police commissioner.
01:14:26Are you questioning
01:14:28the mayor of Los Angeles?
01:14:30No, no, sir.
01:14:31Of course not.
01:14:32It's just that
01:14:32no one here
01:14:33has ever seen
01:14:34the commissioner before
01:14:35and you're the only one
01:14:36confirming it.
01:14:37We had no idea.
01:14:39Okay.
01:14:40Well, everybody
01:14:40listen very carefully.
01:14:42I hired Caroline
01:14:43to work as a janitor
01:14:46at the precincts
01:14:47to secretly investigate
01:14:49and root out corruption
01:14:50on the police force.
01:14:51Her status was top secret
01:14:52which is why
01:14:54you don't recognize her
01:14:55and why her records
01:14:56aren't in the freaking system.
01:14:57Got it?
01:15:01I just pissed off
01:15:03the commissioner.
01:15:04Yes, you did.
01:15:05And you're fired.
01:15:06Get this piece of shit
01:15:07out of here.
01:15:08You're stinking up my party.
01:15:09No.
01:15:10No, Mr. Light, please.
01:15:11I didn't know.
01:15:12I didn't know.
01:15:13Shut up, you party pooper.
01:15:14Please.
01:15:19All right.
01:15:21You're next, assholes.
01:15:24Caroline.
01:15:26Wow.
01:15:26I did not know
01:15:27that you were the commissioner.
01:15:29Why would you keep
01:15:30such a big secret
01:15:30from your husband, babe?
01:15:33Babe?
01:15:34No.
01:15:35The dirty, stinking janitor
01:15:37was actually the commissioner
01:15:38and I got her
01:15:38kicked out of our house.
01:15:40Oh, so reality
01:15:41is hitting hard
01:15:42and the fear
01:15:43is setting in.
01:15:46The commissioner
01:15:47we've been begging
01:15:48to see this whole time?
01:15:51It was you.
01:15:53Wow.
01:15:56Maybe it was God
01:15:59orchestrating this
01:16:00where we're meant
01:16:01to be in each other's life.
01:16:04No, God doesn't waste time
01:16:05on trash like you.
01:16:06It was all me.
01:16:08The police job?
01:16:10I got that for you.
01:16:13The prep school?
01:16:14That was through my donations.
01:16:17So you really did
01:16:18take care of us
01:16:18all those years?
01:16:26My Ivy League dreams
01:16:28are crushed.
01:16:29Oh, come on.
01:16:30Be real, Jenna.
01:16:31You were never smart enough
01:16:32for the Ivy Leagues.
01:16:34Caroline, look.
01:16:36Had I known you did
01:16:37all this stuff for us,
01:16:38I never would have
01:16:39betrayed you like that.
01:16:40Marilyn abandoned you
01:16:41when you hit rock bottom.
01:16:43I saved you.
01:16:45you cheated on me
01:16:46and you betrayed me.
01:16:48God, you're a real piece
01:16:50of work, James.
01:16:51You two belong
01:16:52with each other.
01:16:53Oh, so you were
01:16:54behind the promotion?
01:16:57Oh, now he's catching on.
01:17:00But you know what?
01:17:01Thank you for showing me
01:17:01your true colors
01:17:02and kicking me out.
01:17:03my father was right
01:17:04about you.
01:17:06You never loved me.
01:17:07You never respected me.
01:17:09You were using me
01:17:10all because you thought
01:17:10I was a cleaning lady.
01:17:12No, no.
01:17:13It wasn't...
01:17:13It was not that at all.
01:17:14I thought it was your debt
01:17:16and I didn't want it
01:17:17to drag Jenna and me down.
01:17:18No, those were your bills
01:17:20which I kindly paid
01:17:22every single month.
01:17:23I treated you
01:17:24pretty damn well, James.
01:17:26You threw it all out.
01:17:29It's just not my problem anymore.
01:17:31Dad, the bills
01:17:32were house
01:17:33ruined everything.
01:17:35Shut up, okay?
01:17:36Marilyn was the one
01:17:37that forced me
01:17:37to leave Caroline,
01:17:38so blame her.
01:17:43Excuse me?
01:17:44I am to blame?
01:17:46I helped you
01:17:46to get rid of Caroline
01:17:48because you asked me to.
01:17:50Don't put this on me.
01:17:52Shut the fuck up.
01:17:54I would not be in this mess
01:17:55if it weren't for you.
01:17:57Thanks to you,
01:17:57I'm jobless
01:17:58and I'm going to be
01:17:59homeless again.
01:18:00Caroline, babe,
01:18:01look, I know I messed up,
01:18:02but could you give me
01:18:03one more chance
01:18:04and let's get back together?
01:18:05I love you.
01:18:07Oh, so now you love me.
01:18:10That's funny, James.
01:18:12Absolutely.
01:18:13Look, look, I,
01:18:14I am so sorry.
01:18:16You hid everything from me.
01:18:18I had no idea
01:18:19that you did all this for us.
01:18:20Like, and it's kind of
01:18:21not fair to me
01:18:23because, I mean,
01:18:24don't you see?
01:18:25I mean, had I known,
01:18:26I never would have done...
01:18:26Hey, hey, James.
01:18:28I am standing right here,
01:18:30you know.
01:18:31You're getting back with her
01:18:33in front of me?
01:18:34What was all of that
01:18:36lovey-dovey shit
01:18:37what you just said
01:18:38a few hours ago?
01:18:40Dad, you said we were family.
01:18:42You can't just abandon mom
01:18:43like that.
01:18:44Marilyn abandoned us first,
01:18:46okay?
01:18:46Plus, Marilyn is broke
01:18:48and I am jobless.
01:18:48We need Caroline
01:18:49or we're homeless.
01:18:51Caroline,
01:18:52we were together
01:18:53for five years, okay?
01:18:56Let me make this up to you.
01:18:57I will finally treat you
01:18:59like the queen that you are.
01:19:00There is no we
01:19:02anymore, James.
01:19:03That died the second
01:19:03that you cheated on me
01:19:04and kicked me to the curb.
01:19:08Caroline,
01:19:08they're taking the house.
01:19:10Without you,
01:19:10Jen and I will be on the streets
01:19:11and I can't go back
01:19:12to that life.
01:19:13Please, Mom,
01:19:14I know I made some mistakes,
01:19:15but I am still
01:19:15your little girl.
01:19:18I want to go to school.
01:19:19I don't want to sleep
01:19:19on the sidewalk
01:19:20and just give me
01:19:21one more chance.
01:19:21I promise I will be
01:19:22your loyal daughter.
01:19:23Now, Jenna,
01:19:24I think you forgot something.
01:19:25You said that I'm not
01:19:26your mother, remember?
01:19:28I'm just getting in the way
01:19:29of you and your real family.
01:19:30That's your mom,
01:19:31so beg her instead.
01:19:33No, I'm so sorry.
01:19:35I was so wrong.
01:19:36You are my mom.
01:19:37I can't be the laughing stock
01:19:38at school.
01:19:39It will ruin me.
01:19:40Well, you ruined yourself, kid.
01:19:43You knew that your father
01:19:44was cheating on me
01:19:45and you never said anything.
01:19:46You never defended me once.
01:19:47so I'm done with you.
01:19:49All of you.
01:19:50No, no, Mom.
01:19:51I'm sorry.
01:19:52I know I was wrong
01:19:53and I'm so sorry.
01:19:54Just tell me anything.
01:19:55I will do it
01:19:55to make it up to you.
01:19:56Jenna,
01:19:58if your actions
01:19:59and your words
01:20:00don't line up,
01:20:00you're not just lying to me.
01:20:03You're lying to yourself.
01:20:06Jesus Christ.
01:20:07You destroyed everything.
01:20:09I'm broke because of you,
01:20:10you manipulative bitch.
01:20:12Pay me back
01:20:13for everything you've done.
01:20:16Hey, you.
01:20:17I have my own debts to pay.
01:20:21Why do you think
01:20:23that I came back to you
01:20:24in the first place?
01:20:25I thought you had money.
01:20:26Oh, so I'm just
01:20:27your personal ATM?
01:20:28Duh!
01:20:29Why do you think
01:20:30I left you
01:20:31the first time?
01:20:32Because you are
01:20:33broke
01:20:34and useless.
01:20:37You heartless fucking bitch!
01:20:39Whatever happened
01:20:40to you loving me?
01:20:41Mom,
01:20:41why would you lie to us?
01:20:42I thought we were a family.
01:20:48Family?
01:20:48Please.
01:20:50I was so happy
01:20:52being single.
01:20:54You two
01:20:55are like
01:20:57parasites
01:20:58who I can't wait
01:20:59to be rid of.
01:21:01Enjoy being homeless.
01:21:03You two
01:21:04deserve each other.
01:21:08Well,
01:21:10betrayal,
01:21:11James.
01:21:12Doesn't feel very good,
01:21:13does it?
01:21:15Caroline, please.
01:21:17Marilyn played us both.
01:21:18She, she,
01:21:19it's, it's,
01:21:19it's all her fault.
01:21:21Please.
01:21:21You know what?
01:21:22It's,
01:21:22it's not really
01:21:23my business anymore.
01:21:24I can't believe
01:21:25that I wasted
01:21:25five years of my life
01:21:26on you bloodsuckers.
01:21:28God,
01:21:28it just makes
01:21:29my skin fall.
01:21:30Caroline,
01:21:31I'm sorry.
01:21:32I,
01:21:33I was blind,
01:21:33I betrayed you,
01:21:34but you mean
01:21:35everything to me.
01:21:35Please!
01:21:38You can't turn
01:21:38the clock back,
01:21:39James.
01:21:40You did what you did.
01:21:49It's time for me
01:21:50to start living
01:21:50as myself.
01:21:53It's time for the world
01:21:54to see who I really am.
01:21:55to see who I really am.
01:22:00I'm sorry.
01:22:02I'm sorry.
01:22:03I'm sorry.
01:22:06I'm sorry.
01:22:07I'm sorry.
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