EDUCAZIONE SESSUALE DEL MIO MIGLIORE AMICO
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EDUCAZIONE SESSUALE DEL MIO MIGLIORE AMICO. episodi completi in italiano. #FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta
#FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
▶ SEX EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND
EDUCAZIONE SESSUALE DEL MIO MIGLIORE AMICO. episodi completi in italiano. #FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta
#FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
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00:00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:00:33www.mesmerism.info
00:01:03www.mesmerism.info
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels!
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make her watch a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I've just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hayley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:48Come in.
00:04:50Uh, there you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29It's a blowback.
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52All right, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No, the family queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23Or...
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You're going to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence.
00:07:35So did you.
00:07:36Oh, no.
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49If I ever end up with her, I must have a feeling in the eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah, get ready.
00:08:46Okay, no face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay, yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:54All right, guys.
00:09:55Bye-bye.
00:09:55We'll see.
00:09:56Bye.
00:09:57Bye.
00:10:00Bye.
00:10:04Bye.
00:10:07Bye.
00:10:07Bye.
00:10:09Bye.
00:10:11Bye.
00:10:11Bye.
00:10:11Bye.
00:10:13Bye.
00:10:17tu mi ai giù?
00:10:19and then yeah, i didn't plan, but here we are
00:10:28excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30i love a boyfriend, do we? that is shocking
00:10:33yeah actually, and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah don't lie to yourself, i've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40i thought some prayers to her
00:10:42funny
00:10:44ok, well, can' we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48fine by me
00:10:51oh, and now
00:10:54a lot of the purple bra, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:57maybe not in my type, but
00:11:00you know, power theory, whatever
00:11:01would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23Don't be a coward
00:11:24Just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30Oh my god
00:11:32Here goes nothing
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:48Give it back
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it
00:12:02What are you doing?
00:12:07What are you doing?
00:12:17Oh my god
00:12:24Oh my god
00:12:24Oh my god
00:12:29Oh shit
00:12:32Oh shit
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36Wait, what?
00:12:36What?
00:12:51Come on
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please
00:13:10Oh my god
00:13:11Oh my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god
00:13:20Oh cool
00:13:21Oh cool
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no
00:13:32Jen, stop
00:13:34Stop
00:13:34Stop
00:13:35Stop
00:13:36Stop
00:13:36Stop
00:13:37Stop
00:13:38Stop
00:13:38Stop
00:13:38Stop
00:13:39Stop
00:13:39Stop
00:13:39Stop
00:13:40Stop
00:13:41Stop
00:13:41Stop
00:13:42Stop
00:13:43Stop
00:13:44Stop
00:13:50Stop
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop
00:13:58Stop
00:13:59Stop
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:41She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:09And he said we were enemies
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:19Love you, Mom
00:15:22Wait, Mom
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:00They're my favorite
00:16:02Noted
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you
00:16:14And then there's this guy
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me
00:16:17But at the same time, he's super contradictory
00:16:19It's so confusing
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:27I like you
00:16:27Only you
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:41That sounds amazing
00:16:42When, where?
00:16:44After school
00:16:45At the balcony
00:16:46I'll bring followers
00:16:47Deal
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:18Call me father
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:22Defending that nobody
00:17:23Haley girl
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid
00:17:41At my office
00:17:42That whole family is trash
00:17:43Stay away from her
00:17:45And what if I say no
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:51What if she found out
00:17:52That you were the one
00:17:53Making her life miserable
00:17:54I'm almost 18
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait
00:17:59But she can't know who I am
00:18:01Before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:04You're sick
00:18:06It's called
00:18:07Watching out for your future
00:18:14Oh, hi
00:18:16I'm Haley
00:18:17Yes
00:18:19So nice to meet you
00:18:20God
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:24But the moment she knows
00:18:25I lose her forever
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers
00:18:30You're so nice
00:18:36Guacamole wizard
00:18:37Fail
00:18:41Guacamole wizard
00:18:42Ew
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic
00:18:48Maybe he's married
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08Eat it
00:19:22Call me
00:19:24So you thought you could just humiliate me
00:19:26In front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32Guacamole wizard
00:19:33Where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way
00:19:36Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37Because after all
00:19:39He's rich
00:19:40Like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding
00:19:59It's ketchup
00:20:00Pick
00:20:02That bloody thing up
00:20:06I figure you're gonna record this
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage, sure
00:20:19So tell your mom, Cole
00:20:21Fucked up you are
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24And do what I say
00:20:27I
00:20:28Will leave Haley alone
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:11My boyfriend actually
00:21:16Well he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up
00:21:18So
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33So
00:21:33Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna's?
00:21:40Because it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her?
00:21:55He
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:59You wouldn't understand though
00:22:04I understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12I don't see
00:22:14Why you touch him like this
00:22:25If you keep staring
00:22:26I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29No, my
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart
00:23:14And he's kind
00:23:15And
00:23:16He loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:21Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I
00:24:18Got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:35So
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04Oh, you
00:25:06Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know
00:25:59Okay, well, I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29No, sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:35Maybe trust me too
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if we want
00:27:32Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53Oh, shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh
00:28:07Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hailey
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:45Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard
00:29:06is Jake Myers
00:29:06He was in a real car accident
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't do this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh, shit
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um
00:29:23We were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:10Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem
00:30:15We don't have a problem
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:22To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:38What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my God
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God
00:32:51Wow
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:03Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:34I might say yes
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:40With me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:43With me?
00:33:44We're both hot
00:33:45And we're both rich
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:50Power Manic
00:33:51I think I'll pass
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:34:01If I message Corcomole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List
00:34:16Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:24He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:39Oh, jeez
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:57I do care
00:35:00Hell yeah
00:35:16I don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch
00:35:34The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Colt is talking to Haley again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04Obviously I do
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:17Hey, look
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom
00:36:21Alright, I promise
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28And you
00:36:29But you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:34Hey, Hal
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was
00:36:44So
00:36:45Sexy
00:36:47You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Here, I'll
00:36:51Uh, hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom
00:37:04Oh, shit, look
00:37:06Oh, shit
00:37:07Come on
00:37:14Oh, shit
00:37:15Oh, shit
00:37:20Oh, my God
00:37:23Stop, God, stop it
00:37:25Stop, stop
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry hayley rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:06what are you doing here can we keep you company that's the least i could do if you saved my
00:38:14rest today the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you and jake huh no
00:38:26he lied
00:38:27about that i don't know why though good you know father that asshole every time he looks at you
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:45okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:30sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what it always
00:39:35has to be about her
00:39:36doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead they're both dead oh how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:48yeah you don't know about the
00:41:03hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said
00:41:10can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:23we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:32can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:42:03okay okay i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god thank you
00:42:19oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you
00:43:23touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:52here you go here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:07okay
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:49stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jake
00:44:58hey
00:45:01now's the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:36it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:45oh
00:45:50all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:53what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus christ how did she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:24and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29i don't overmind that body
00:46:31oh because you like that hayley girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:55message him
00:46:56just do it
00:46:57just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want
00:47:29i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:43you got this hayley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley
00:48:16i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:22nah it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:28woo
00:48:32yeah
00:48:43what are you doing here
00:48:44valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57jen
00:48:57why are you doing this
00:48:58what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh
00:49:01i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually
00:49:08kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that
00:49:11hayley
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:15pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:21pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:37she's at deep
00:49:40why are you still behind me
00:49:47she's still behind me
00:49:50she's still behind me
00:49:52she's still behind me
00:49:53how are you계
00:50:04Sì, è lui?
00:50:24Sì, stop trying to find your stupid little cyberboyfriend
00:50:27Ok, Cole is not him
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together
00:50:32No, I'm not
00:50:33Yes, you are
00:50:34It's okay, you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:38So you too
00:50:40This whole time
00:50:43Oh my god, I am such an idiot
00:50:46Hey wait, wait
00:50:51Hey wait, wait
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57You didn't have to go to the extra effort
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you
00:51:04Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:10What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:13What are you
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know
00:51:24Just the devil
00:51:27Get in the car
00:51:57I'm not going to ask you again, Cole
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter
00:51:59And your mom works for me
00:52:01Stay away from him
00:52:03Or I swear to God
00:52:05Your mother is fire
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family
00:52:11I'll stay away
00:52:12Come on, you don't mean that
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for
00:52:19I hate your greed
00:52:21And your callousness
00:52:22And your elitist ideas
00:52:23Of what you think
00:52:24A good person looks like
00:52:25I hate everything about you
00:52:27I hate all of it
00:52:29I don't want any part of it
00:52:32So, Cole
00:52:32Go with your dad
00:52:36Haley
00:52:45No laptop
00:52:46And no phone
00:52:47For a week
00:52:48Ever since mom died
00:52:49You've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:51Hey, well, you're not that's real love
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother
00:52:55I would make you a success, son
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07Hi, Haley
00:53:08I'm Emma
00:53:09I know who you are
00:53:11Right
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad
00:53:14That I accidentally helped
00:53:15And ruin your life
00:53:16So
00:53:16I wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:19Good as new
00:53:24Oh, wow
00:53:26Thanks, Emma
00:53:28Okay, bye
00:53:33One down
00:53:34One to go
00:53:35You're so cool
00:53:37I know, Emma
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmund
00:53:50Hi, Max
00:53:51And Max's friend
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you
00:53:54Cole's grounded
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences
00:54:05Birthday or no
00:54:06Cole is grounded
00:54:07Well, that really sucks
00:54:09Because
00:54:10He's also the president of the prom committee
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets?
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds
00:54:23Today could be that day
00:54:24And we just have to give him back
00:54:25This school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26So we can get back to his very important
00:54:28And very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what?
00:54:46What are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole
00:54:49I brought you my laptop
00:54:50And logged into your Castle Claimers account
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57You can tell Hayley who you are now
00:54:59You can be together
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game
00:55:02And tell the girl who you love
00:55:03Who you really are
00:55:05No
00:55:06I'll tell her myself
00:55:07Stick me in your car
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine
00:55:20I just need some time alone
00:55:30Open the door
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:34He's here?
00:55:42It's you
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:51My dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:53And I had to wait a really long time
00:55:55To tell you who I was
00:55:56I got my inheritance
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family
00:55:59And so you don't have to choose
00:56:13Hayley, I understand that this changes things
00:56:17If you don't love me the way
00:56:20You love guacamole wizard
00:56:21But
00:56:24Look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:37Cole, I love you
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot
00:56:42I've loved you for months
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48Because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:49And
00:56:51But you're him
00:56:52You didn't expect her
00:56:55I
00:56:55I mean, I
00:56:57I always hoped it was you
00:57:00Until you hoped
00:57:02Yes
00:57:03I hoped it was you
00:57:05You were always there for me
00:57:10You're really fucking hot
00:57:16Hey, uh
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do
00:57:20You ever know?
00:57:22Yeah
00:57:25Take my clothes off
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry
00:57:50Okay, so
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:55Yeah
00:57:55Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:57I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02Alright
00:58:03Alright, that's fair
00:58:04I'll, uh
00:58:05I'll take that as a win
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Egness?
00:58:15Mmm
00:58:16Oh god, no
00:58:17I fully expect you to
00:58:19Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No, I'll just
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it
00:58:26I'll take a minute now
00:58:29Stop it
00:58:31Um
00:58:32Say
00:58:34Isn't promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38Okay
00:58:40But
00:58:40The real question is
00:58:42Do you get a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48But
00:58:49Jay kind of beat me to the gym
00:58:51Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:52And I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress
00:58:59Later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14Only the best for my princess
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21On the off chance
00:59:22That you
00:59:24Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole
00:59:42Are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you Cole
00:59:48You are in big trouble
01:00:06Hey, uh
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley
01:00:32You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40To do this lipstick
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45I'm in
01:00:46Deal
01:00:50Thank you all for using
01:00:52The prom voting site
01:00:53To cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:06Thank you
01:01:07Thank you
01:01:07Oh my God
01:01:09Thank you guys so much
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:13I mean, like
01:01:14Who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22Oh my God
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole
01:01:26It was fun
01:01:28Since when did you get it?
01:01:33There, uh, most 10 minutes up
01:01:36No
01:01:36But who cares
01:01:40Hell yeah
01:01:41Ew, literally, what the fuck
01:01:46Hell yeah
01:01:47Language
01:01:47I am the queen, okay
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51Come on, everyone say it with me
01:01:53Pervy princess
01:01:54Pervy princess
01:01:56Pervy princess
01:02:01Wait
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy
01:02:15If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit
01:02:37You know, Jen
01:02:38And as the principal
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42And above all of this petty drama
01:02:45But quite frankly
01:02:47You are the worst
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:53From Edmonds Academy
01:02:54You can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:57So, uh, yes, I can
01:03:07There was no winter chick
01:03:09You lied to me
01:03:17Hailey, catch
01:03:23Oh, my princess finally has her crown
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:29Oh
01:03:30Yeah, no can do
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38Oof
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51Right now
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59About wanting a man
01:04:00That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02Yet
01:04:03You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:06And it's because of Hailey
01:04:08And you can accept that
01:04:09Or I'll make my own path
01:04:10And best believe me, I can
01:04:13I'll say this
01:04:15That's the most backbone
01:04:16I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:21Joyprime
01:04:28I am so proud of you
01:04:31I kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:34That was terrifying
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:44Oh, my God, I've got to change that username
01:04:47Yeah, you do
01:04:47Hey
01:04:50Yeah, you do
01:04:52I love you, everyone
01:04:53Thank you
01:04:55Thank you
01:04:56Thank you
01:04:57Thank you
01:05:01Thank you
01:05:03Grazie a tutti
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