00:14This is, uh, where you live?
00:17Yep, this is it.
00:19Come on in and have a cup of coffee.
00:21I want you to meet my aunt and uncle.
00:22Gee, I don't know, Marilyn.
00:25It's getting kind of late.
00:26I've had such a good time.
00:28I hate to see it end.
00:31Well, I, uh, I guess I could walk you to the front door.
01:00I hate to see it end.
01:04What's the matter?
01:05Did you lose your keys?
01:07No, I probably just left them in my other purse.
01:09Oh.
01:11Why are you whispering?
01:13Oh, I, uh, I don't want to wake you folks.
01:15Oh, don't worry about them.
01:16They're always up all night.
01:28Someone's coming.
01:32Hi, Uncle Herman.
01:37Hello, Marilyn.
01:39I forgot my keys.
01:41I'd like you to meet my date.
01:43This is Jack.
01:55What's the matter with me, anyway?
01:57I've got it.
02:18I don't know.
02:33I don't know.
03:23I don't know.
03:32I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:33I don't know.
04:54Good night, Marilyn.
04:56Good night, dear.
05:20Eddie, would you come down here?
05:22I want to try this jacket on you.
05:30I don't know.
05:31You can't make me.
05:32Don't talk fast to your mother and stop playing with that noose.
05:42Leave me alone.
05:43Leave me alone.
05:43Don't touch me.
05:44Leave me alone.
05:47Don't touch me.
05:48Let me...
05:49Let me go.
05:50Don't touch me.
05:51Don't touch me.
05:52Don't touch me.
05:54You never let me have any fun.
05:57I'm gonna hold my breath and turn myself back into a tote.
06:01You're always picking on me, too.
06:03You never talked that way to Marilyn.
06:04just never you mind about Marilyn now you must remember that she's not as
06:09fortunate as the rest of us try this jacket on all right then you're gonna
06:14go right upstairs and get into bed and don't forget to close the lid
06:21yes funky kid I wish Marilyn had some of that spunk Marilyn I hope you're not
06:31gonna start that again Herman well she's your niece you know she's your sister's
06:37kid there's nobody on my side of the family ever looked like that well it's
06:42just one of those unfortunate things all the more reason for us to go out of our
06:47way and show her all the love and affection we can poor dear I wish she'd
06:51get married we could use some fresh blood in this family well if you ask me it's
06:59at least partly her own fault there's no reason for a girl to have to look the
07:04way she does I'm sure there's something you can do to make her a little more
07:09presentable you could show her how to walk how to talk show her how to fix
07:13herself up a little bit say listen why don't you send it to that man who does
07:17your hair well I don't think that would do any good he's just a beautician he's
07:21not a miracle man don't do something about her soon we'll have her on our
07:25hands forever me if I don't do something about it soon well I always have to do
07:29something about it it's me always me it's enough I have to go out and scare
07:32up the rent every day you think you're the only one who works hard huh well how
07:38would you like to have to clean nine rooms and a dungeon every day you can't
07:42expect me to do anything about Marilyn what do I know about young girls do I
07:47look like I went to charm school will you stop this bickering it's enough noise in
07:52here to wake the living
08:02grandpa we've got to think about Marilyn's future you don't want her to end up in old
08:06may all right excuse me I'll take care of it I'll take care of it what could you do
08:17none of your business just leave it to me I hope you're not going to do anything wrong
08:22I would I I thought it was going to get a fan down there you go
08:52Igor Igor Igor thought I told you to wade in the dungeon Igor
09:05ah there's no rest for a wicked
09:15now we go
09:18now we go
09:23hmm
09:25hmm
09:39yeah this never worked war surplus
09:59now poison apples poison bananas poison pineapples poison fruit salad poisons poisons what are you showing me poisons
10:12potions I said potions I mean don't you understand English
10:22now that's more likely potions
10:26ants baldness communists crabgrass
10:31crabgrass potion oh that makes a wonderful crabgrass
10:38measles
10:38measles
10:39mosquitoes
10:41wards
10:41the plague
10:43oh there's just no demand for this stuff anymore
10:47let's see where is that love potion
10:50ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha here it is
10:54the lovable potion
10:57if thou wouldst inspire devotion
11:00slate thy thirst with this rare potion
11:04to have the lover of thy choosing
11:07shake the bottle well air using
11:11shake the bottle well
11:14oh I shudder to think what would happen if this felon told scrupulous hands
11:21нет
11:22sift in a cup
11:24of powdered whale heart
11:26ah ha ha
11:30Yes, yes, it's whale pie.
11:33Huh?
11:39Now, one teaspoon of nightingale tongues.
11:47Nightingale tongues.
11:53Before we know it, yes.
11:56Nightingale tongues.
11:58Yes, aha!
11:59Now, now, a pinch of GL-70.
12:06Ah, and now, now for the secret ingredient.
12:12A woman's tears.
12:15Oh, I gotta be mighty careful with that stuff.
12:19That's very powerful.
12:23Uh-oh.
12:25Hand over, do that.
12:27Yes, now.
12:29A little bit.
12:32And we're all ready.
12:49Oh, yes.
13:02Now, if this stuff turns out half as good as the batch I made for Elizabeth Taylor,
13:11Maryland will be irresistible.
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13:24yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
13:48You
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